bring back thumbs down
|Punisher2||the people want
the people want
|BNet||if by "the people" you mean "pun and past"
the two worst "the people" on the site
|mistero della mente||make a button that decides if we want a thumbs down button|
|mistero della mente||then give that button a thumbs down button so we can thumbs down it|
|L9||Sexism? You consider sound, wholesome advice about managing the plague that is the female species "sexism"?
You know, the more rights we give women the more energy we have to put into babysitting them--I mean, what's next, are we going to let them drive and vote too? This nonsense is most undoubtedly what will contribute to the fall of modern civilization. Why don't we just let monkeys and dolphins run the show too!
|magikarp||I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.|
|nizzarf||you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.|
|magikarp||ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.|
|atresac||more like your forum was left 4 dead|
|Omgsports2||I lov coming home to no food in the house when my mom grocery shopped yeterday|
|magikarp||Nigga how old are you and you're expecting dawn to give you snack packs on a silver platter n shit|
|BNet||This. Fuck off, XJT22.|
|L9||XJT, with all due respect, fuck you.|
|magikarp||Yeah why don't you ask for some breast milk while you're at it you little baby back bitch|
|duelmonkeyx||Yea nigga you want me to cut your food up into little pieces too?|
|magikarp||You want me to chew up your chocolate pudding snack pack then regurgitate it in your mouth bitch nigga?|
anyone who has a LCD screen how do you clean it.
Like my tv has dust/ a large ass finger print on it
and it fucking sucks.
But i am sorta skitzo about these things
|punisher2||is there any way to clean it where i wont have to buy some thing extra?
like rubbing alcohol or something something.
CUS they dont exactly give you a cleaning kit with your 42 inch tvs (THEY SHOULD)
|uiif||Just pour some water on it.|
|punisher2||Yeah but when i dry it it will create more smudges and what not wont it?|
|uiif||Take it apart and pour some water in too while it is still plugged in. I do this all the time and it works.|
|Punisher2||The one bad quality about this place is
my mom before i came told me to make sure i say thank you for things and so i have been like when my aunt makes me food or something.
But see yesterday she woke me up at 9 am after i stayed up late to give me breakfast, when i couldve just woke up later and then ate before doing whatever i had to do for the day.
I was tired all day because of that which is funny because she said that she wouldn't chase me around about wut to eat and wutnot because im a grown man i can make stuff for myself etc'
im with that though i dont always need a cooked meal when i wake up, i can eat cereal too.
|L9||mention to her the night before that you might go to bed kinda late so you're gonna sleep in|
|purpngold49er||Fuck all that , the dirtiest bitchs do that and give the bitch that wants to dome you some herpes you dont want that. There better out just making out on my dick, then passing each other herpes.|
|purpngold49er||ok ill try to sound as white as possible
so dude there is like this chick i was trying to hook up with but she got drunk and starting making out with becky the neighborhood slut who we all know has a sexually transmitted disease , cause it was the "cool" thing to do, so now im like hold on you cant suck my dick anymore cause you just made out with the garbage truck im good.
So I dont condone girls kissing girls cause some dirty std slut will come along and give them a monster called herpes, when they could of been totally making out with my wiener and been safe. But now we have a herpes epidemic and shortening of head givers cause of that blasphemy.
You should have a review post option before you post, that way you can see if the link or whatever you post works properly. ;O Also, allows to fix typos and what not.
|Grecian||we already have something to fix typos.
his name is L9
|amir25atw||i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"|
|Punisher2||I got cable for the first time in years
they are still playing boy meets world on abc family.
tv is useless.
|Punisher2||abc family not abc|
|Punisher2||I better not find full house and fresh prince on nick still or else ill curse out someone.|
|Punisher2||Might as well put this remote in the fridge.|
if you pass up on ari garcia i am going to punch you in the face
unless its the karp bitch
|magikarp||Why was I brought up|
|amir25atw||LOL I SAID THE KARP BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I MEANT TO WRITE karp LOLLLLLL
i think its because karps always like "im karp im karp"
runnin down the road "im karp im karp"
with his shirt of screamin "im karp im karp"
at his wedding yelling "im karp im karp"
in his deathbed blinking "im karp im karp"
But the Tarintino-twist was that he was never karp at all........
|amir25atw||LMFAOOOOOOOO I PUT KARP AGAIN LOLLLLLLL I MEANT TO PUT karp AGAIN|
|ENZO||What the hell
HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
|mistero della mente||cruci-|
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|amir25atw||Man I remember having sleep paralysis twice:
Once I woke up mentally but I thought I was having a fucking seizure, and until I found out about sleep paralysis I thought it was a seizure.
The second time was during an episode of Seinfeld. Holy shit I got horrible anxiety because all I could hear was Seinfelds voice but there was literally nothing I could do about it.
|L9||You know what's nuts
Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
|Kazuya Mishima||It definitely has its...
|magikarp||Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.|
|xjt22||does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?|
|L9||wisdom teeth removal
who here has already
|atresac||I hear it increases your chances of dying within the next year by 68%|
|Grecian||i went to school who got them removed and two weeks later she got hit by a bus and now she's crippled.|
|Yellow Jr.||Now that you mention it, my grandfather died of cancer 2 years after getting his removed. ;x|
|Punisher2||i hear that old people who got them removed in there youth are now dead so..|
|Past||im telling you guys come to vegas|
|magikarp||Pun, if you want, we can both lose each other's virginitys to eachother.|
lets get drunk and forget what happened
|magikarp||I WAS KIDDING|
|Past||damn pun thats homo|
|Punisher2||nope bad timing|
|Amir25atw||Well i was gonna put
i never knew george bush said this to The USA 3 days after September 11th 2001
"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon."
Haha thats pretty badass
|L9||He should have said "But we, the US government, perpetrated 9/11!"
Because it's true. I've done a lot of research and 9/11 was definitely an inside job.
|punisher2||have any of you ever seen the movie
World trade center
its based on actual firefighters who got stuck under the buildings
|L9||See, that's the thing. How could they have been stuck under the buildings after the buildings had already collapsed?
The whole thing is just a big conspiracy, and the American public is eating it all up.
|BNet||Yeah it's true, I heard the WTC never even existed because the government.|
|L9||Yeah, fucking this. Seriously.
I went to so-called "Ground Zero" and guess what. No fucking buildings there.
|magikarp||Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit|
1st place by a long shot: DuelMonkeyX! Completed the run in about ... what, 25 minutes? 300 pts
2nd place: Liquidnine! The only other person to finish without giving up ;3 took a little over an hour! 100 pts
Dishonorable mentions: Mistero, YOU UP-GIVER.
DDL, YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!
Corey, Where did you even go
It was a tough temple ;3 hopefully you guys all had fun. It was a lot harder than the last contest that's for sure ;p
|ENZO||Whats this about a contest?|
|atresac||try to keep up ezno.
also: what contest.
|BNet||Fuck you for being so dead.
Fuck you for being so dead.
|ENZO||you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?|
|amir25atw||yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya|
|yofter_in_paris||i've done a lot of rough things|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|DuelmonkeyX||You're not as fat as my real life friends.|
|Crystal||CREAM ON ME|
|atresac||when you're not strooong|
|Crystal||I'll be yo friend.|
|L9||I'll help you caaarrryy oooonn|
|Crystal||Good work guys, now really, who wants to cream on me?|
I haven't been here in about a year. This place sure looks different...
|NSR||BNet, don't flame me, either. :P|
|L9||BNet is no longer the admin here, actually. This guy named Exdeath was made administrator while for now BNet is just a global moderator. Exdeath is the one who made the new layout though.|
|NSR||Mother fucker! I'm not on the top 20 members list anymore!
|L9||You're gonna have to take that up with Exdeath. He runs the show now.|
|Exdeath||I'll put you in the top 20 members list if you suck my cock.
And I mean that from the bottom of my cock.
I run the show now.
Shut up L9.
|L9||I'm so sorry, Exdeath!!! I was being incredibly foolish. Please, please don't ban me!!|
|Exdeath||Lick my asshole clean for the next 6 weeks and I will deeply consider not banning you.
And I'm not kidding at all.
|L9||User: L9 has been banned by Exdeath.
Reason: Get off my site.
|Exdeath||My asshole is still dirty, and something had to be done about it. Sorry, faggot.|
|Exdeath||If you keep it up I'll have to IP ban you.
A third offense will lead to me contacting your ISP and getting your internet connection cut.
Unless, of course, you fulfill your promise of sterilizing my asshole with your mouth.
|L9||holy SHIT past you are the biggest PUSSY i've ever seen
so for everyone else, past eventually does drive up to my house. i hear a car pull up and some honking. so i go check the window.
i see past with some friends in the car, and past pulls out an AK. so he points DIRECTLY at me, fires, and the bullet literally goes backward through his car's other window. i hear it ricochet off a nearby house, then somewhere else. suddenly the other car window fucking smashes open and i see one of his friends fall over. past starts crying and screaming "CALL THE FUCKIN' POLICE NIGGA! HE DYIN'!" so here I take advantage of the situation and walk outside and up to his car. he keeps looking back at his friend worriedly, then to me, shaking and crying. i walk right up to the window and slap him in the face. he pulls the AK out again but I grab it and toss it on the ground. past lunges for the wheel and tries to start the car up again, shouting to his other friend in the driver seat "MOVE OUT THE WAY MOVE OUT THE WAY". the car kind of lurches forward and stops, and just as that happens his driver friend's pants accidentally unzip and past's mouth falls RIGHT onto his dick. the friend is trying to floor the gas and the car is doing this jerky forward-brake thing, causing past's head to bob up and down over his friend's cock. finally they get the car going and speed off into the distance.
don't EVER come to my house again you little pussy ass bitch.
|Vain||420 Smoking stream?
|BNet||if you died RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW, if you were to die RIGHT NOW, everyone's response would be "ok"|
|atresac||if i say ok
will he die right now
|BNet||the converse doesn't hold
|atresac||your converse holds
|atresac||nah just my feet|
|BNet||please don't say that about my converse|
|atresac||nah we don't wear the same size|
|BNet||we do, remember?|
|Past||does someone have black night rises on dvd?|
|atresac||holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.|
|atresac||it's black night arisen|
|xjt22||karp-LMAO but for real, I told him to buy a second controller and he was like "Nah I don't like doing that because that gives my friends rights to come over and use me for my PS3" or some shit
I guess he just doesn't love his step brother enough to buy a second controller even though I love him enough to walk around in a jizz covered hoodie =[
|purpngold49er||xjt i can help you too dumbass im about to be 26|
|Omgsports2||yea your a 26 year old who talks about sports with 19 year olds who you uses to prostitute out as spammers on a gaming website, lets not forget you but fake jerseys out of vans, you need to get out of the house and find a better life u hikkomori prick|