|L9||hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys|
|yellow jr.||hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people|
|mistero della mente||yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO|
This is a little long, but bear with me. ;P
For a while now I have been working something called the NDF Quote Archive.
If you've ever visited bash.org before, you know what a quote database is. If not, it is essentially this: an archive of funny, interesting, or overall notable "quotes" from AIM conversations, forums, IRC (internet relay chat), etc. etc.
I decided to make a quote database for this forum. You can find it here:
Here's how you submit quotes. First, click the "Submit a Quote" link. In the input field labeled "Post #", type in any valid post number (ex. 89577, 90740).
From here, click the or - buttons to add or remove reply boxes. Once you have enough, simply type the number of the reply you want quoted in the input field labeled "Reply #", and hit "Load".
The message and its author will automatically come up in the large box on the right!
You can type "0" in the Reply # field if you want to load the original post, i.e. the main message before all the replies. ;) This loads the title of the post as well.
Once that's out of the way, just hit "Submit" on the bottom. And that's it!
You can check out the various quotes that have been submitted on the "Random Quotes", "All Quotes", and "Filter Quotes" pages. All quotes can be rated on a 0 to 10 scale.
A more detailed description of the QDB and its functions is coming soon, and that will be written on the "About" page.
So if you ever find a conversation here especially amusing, funny, or COOL, go ahead and submit it to the QDB.
And if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
|Mo||LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WIT DA YEA YEAY EA
LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WITH THE V CUTSSS BURRRRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAA WEHHHHHH
|BNet||what are you doing|
|Mo||ppl who listen to rap would understand this lol|
|Mo||fuk u for judging me neway lol|
|BNet||what are you doing|
|amir25atw||Everyone say "Happy 14th birthday, Amir"|
|mistero della mente||LMAO|
|uiif Many Days||LMAO|
|Punisher2||we need a white friday tho
where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.
|Grecian||im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
thats good right?
|xjt22||from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance|
waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
|L9||They don't mail it to you?|
|DuelmonkeyX||they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope|
|Grecian||that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.|
|BNet||catching a legendary
-you have thrown 40 balls
-your last pokemon is down to 1 HP and you're ready to just hit the reset button to start over
i would restart just so i could avoid losing this many balls, but honestly that was pretty cool so i think i'm gonna hang onto it and have a story to tell.
|magikarp||That story's so interesting it makes me wish I was your grandchild just so I can hear it again.|
|BNet||i'm going to give birth to your mom.|
what if you had aids?
what would you do?
kill yourself.. go exile... or jus run around an have sex with as much women as possible before you die xD
|L9||none of those things|
|magikarp||I'd prolly just cut off my dick so I could live.....?|
|amir25atw||that was actually me some people dont know how to sign out around this house dammit|
|thegreenguy||lmao.. you would still have aids karp|
|Past||aids isnt that bad these days you take a pill everyday to stay alive.|
|atresac||that's how AIDS works.|
|xjt22||Look at me i'm L9 im an angry racist!
i'm mad at hitler so i take it out on black guys oh oh oh nigger soup nigger tits nigger dick!!!! im just one racist fucker and i suck on ole bnets racist dick!!!!
|BNet||my dick isn't racist|
|BNet||xjt thinks my dick is racist, that's all|
|Past||Karp my lil sister could take you.|
|magikarp||how old's your little sister?|
|amir25atw||I'm going to fuck your sister|
|Grecian||im not gonna watch any of these videos but
how do you pierce your penis?
|magikarp||You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.|
|Amir25atw||Well i was gonna put
i never knew george bush said this to The USA 3 days after September 11th 2001
"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon."
Haha thats pretty badass
|L9||He should have said "But we, the US government, perpetrated 9/11!"
Because it's true. I've done a lot of research and 9/11 was definitely an inside job.
|punisher2||have any of you ever seen the movie
World trade center
its based on actual firefighters who got stuck under the buildings
|L9||See, that's the thing. How could they have been stuck under the buildings after the buildings had already collapsed?
The whole thing is just a big conspiracy, and the American public is eating it all up.
|BNet||Yeah it's true, I heard the WTC never even existed because the government.|
|L9||Yeah, fucking this. Seriously.
I went to so-called "Ground Zero" and guess what. No fucking buildings there.
|Punisher2||whoo im in ndfs top most quote
|Punisher2||I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
|BNet||i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious|
|magikarp||Can I just ya know, have a show of hands who would have sex with this girl|
|BNet||fake tan thinks she's the shit horrible awful shirt, i will not raise my hand|
|magikarp||LMFAO WHAT A FUCKING LIAR!!!|
|BNet||truly a no for me, sorry|
|magikarp||If she didn't have a fake tan and an awful shirt would you fuck her?|
|BNet||i don't know, what's she like?|
|magikarp||Who cares, I asked if you'd fuck her not make love|
|magikarp||Is that a yes?|
|BNet||nope, personality counts even if it's just fucking, sorry|
|magikarp||If she had a fucking fantastic personality; like, if she played pokemon and laughed at all of your shitty jokes would you fuck her?|
|BNet||eh doesn't really cover it|
|magikarp||Listen pal, I'm just asking if you'd fuck, I'm not asking for a marriage here!|
|BNet||sex before marriage is wrong|
She plays Minecraft, Pokemon, Earthbound, Zelda. She laughs at all your jokes, and she has great humor. She's smart too, and sweet, and she swallowed
now would you fuck her
|BNet||i dunno, depends on what kinda connection we have, yknow?|
|magikarp||The connection that a 21 year old and a 13 year old shouldn't have! AWWWWWWWW SHIT!
"Hey there, Steve, I'm Karp Hansen with Dateline NBC, Why don't you take a seat over here!"
|BNet||hey man she said 19!|
|magikarp||Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.|
|mistero della mente||try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.|
|L9||just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
|BNet||try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!|
|atresac||starting on the first
my mom is going to be gone for three weeks.
what awesome stuff should I do with the place to myself.
|Grecian||id start by bringing all my stuff in my room to my living room so i wouldnt have to leave the couch. id set up a badass set up so id have my laptop, extra monitor, xbox and wii surrounding me so i could stream, watch porn and etc on a big screen tv.
id close every window and blind in the house and not wear clothes for 3 weeks.
and personal preferences id have really loud sex to annoy my neighbors and id get drunk as fuck and play on chatroulette by myself.
|Past||You probably have no friends|
|BNet||Failing a chem test
|ENZO||That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?|
|punisher2||this post is gonna end up being 100 replies lol watch.
nothing much nothing much
Bnet still hates u!!!
|atresac||what the fuck|
|punisher2||JayPastyaJ (5:15:22 PM): lol bnet just banned me again
coreyinthe504 (5:15:30 PM): DARN!
|amir25atw||Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn
|mistero della mente||pokemon heartgold
|BNet||Pokemon Soul Silver: 9.7/10
Pokemon Heart Gold: 6.5/10
|mistero della mente||HeartGold has Growlithe/Arcanine so that already makes HeartGold higher rated.|
|BNet||Soul silver was just... so well-made.. genius.
Heart gold was surprisingly very disappointing.
|mistero della mente||you've actually played both of them?|
|L9||I thought Soul Silver's story was totally lacking, while Heart Gold's was breathtaking beyond words. Don't know what you're talking about, NM.|
|BNet||L9 you're a fucking idiot if you honestly believe that. Are you sure you didnt' mix them up?|
|punisher2||the stories are different???
clue me in fellows.
never knew this.
|Grecian||so ndf, im thinking about breaking up with my girlfriend of three and a half years
but i never broke up with a girl to her face before
if i decide to do it what will be the best plan of action.
|atresac||headbutt her in the tits.
|Dan||Tell her you tested HIV positive after a crazy night at the gay bar.|
|atresac||Ask her if she thinks it's fair to consider pedophiles as evil.
Then defend them vehemently.
|Dan||Burn her house down.|
|Grecian||i actually went up and told her but
after a long and boring story that i wont retell, we're gonna stay together for a bit. i was pretty angry because she left this morning freaking out over COMPLETELY LITTLE SHIT but its all good now.
|Dan||Heres how it went down:
"We need to break up"
"No we're not, now come watch Grey's Anatomy with me"
"Yes dear :("
|Crystal||CREAM ON ME|
|atresac||when you're not strooong|
|Crystal||I'll be yo friend.|
|L9||I'll help you caaarrryy oooonn|
|Crystal||Good work guys, now really, who wants to cream on me?|
|amir25atw||OWWWWWW ITS WORSE THAN THE DAY AFTER I ATE SPORKS
My mom just cleaned the toilet, and mixed like bleach and peroxide and some other shit into the toilet water and let it sit, and I dropped a HUGE log, and ALL that chemicle water just tsunami'd into my asshole
|L9||wisdom teeth in less than 12 hours
|mistero della mente||death,|
|mistero della mente||agonising pain|
|mistero della mente||complete dread and terror|
|mistero della mente||they'll accidentally pull your jawbone out instead of your teeth|
|Yellow Jr.||I always see L9 as a skinny dude with long hair who everyone just likes|
|L9||I'm not exactly skinny, and only a few people ever admitted to liking me|
|L9||Also I hope this doesn't turn into another "20-25 friends" deal :s|
|atresac||l9 tell us how many friends you have.|
|magikarp||I'm one of your friends, right L9?|
|Yellow Jr.||I'm one of your friends, right L9?|
Yellow, shut up.
|atresac||Yellow, I consider you my friend.|
|atresac||LOL jk get the fuck out.|
|magikarp||Yellow, if it makes you feel any better, if satan ever dangled you and my dog over a pit of boiling lava and he gave me a choice to save you or my dog, I'd choose my dog.|
|mistero della mente||my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.|
|magikarp||Why should he be dead?|
|atresac||because he shot him in the head.|
|atresac||british dads are immortal.|
|atresac||i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass|
|BNet||maybe you listened to dorass|
|atresac||what's the diff amirite|