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mistero della mente the best page in the universe

yofter's obituary
mistero della mente "yofter
we hardly gave a fuck"
Punisher2 YOFTER DAMN MOFTER!!!

??? >????
Yofter is survived by no one because no one wanted to be on his god damn obituary. He is known for his very weak spam and wanting to kill himself but never actually trying. It is said his parents made him quit school at a very early age thus leading to his massive faggotry. ndforums will remember yofter for his random outbursts and 1 page spams and the fact that every single post he ever made was bitching and complaining and pure attention whoreness. I guess you could say he never really 'grew up'. Who would write an obituary for yofter damn mofter anyway what the hell.


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magikarp Pun sent me

(No Message)
mistero della mente get out
magikarp Alright.


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mistero della mente bnet

i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
BNet i will stream anti-minecraft
BNet you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.


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L9 do you have any solution ideas in mind
BNet i didn't read your post :)


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mistero della mente so i made my chocolate cheesecake

it will be ready in about an hour and i will take a picture to show you and you can eat shit because it will be delicious and you can't taste it
magikarp Sounds fantastic.
mistero della mente karp if you were poisoned and my cheesecake would cure you and if i was literally right next to you holding my cheesecake i would eat every single piece of it and just stare at you as you die


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BNet "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
atresac "yeah it is"
Kazuya Mishima lol "yeah it is"
BNet shut up kaz


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og bubba kush I am extremely gay.
og bubba kush I am extremely gay.
punisher2 lol


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BNet yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
Grecian you were a second to slow though, bnet.

if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.

think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries


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L9 I Don't Even Like Girls Yet
Past I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"


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magikarp Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit


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mistero della mente pokemon heartgold

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BNet Pokemon Soul Silver: 9.7/10
Pokemon Heart Gold: 6.5/10
punisher2 whotttttttttttttttt
mistero della mente HeartGold has Growlithe/Arcanine so that already makes HeartGold higher rated.
BNet Soul silver was just... so well-made.. genius.

Heart gold was surprisingly very disappointing.
mistero della mente you've actually played both of them?
L9 I thought Soul Silver's story was totally lacking, while Heart Gold's was breathtaking beyond words. Don't know what you're talking about, NM.
BNet L9 you're a fucking idiot if you honestly believe that. Are you sure you didnt' mix them up?
punisher2 the stories are different???

clue me in fellows.

never knew this.


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BNet someone

ntrtayn
Amir25atw Only if you return the favor
Amir25atw Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot


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L9 Announcement

This is a little long, but bear with me. ;P

--

For a while now I have been working something called the NDF Quote Archive.


If you've ever visited bash.org before, you know what a quote database is. If not, it is essentially this: an archive of funny, interesting, or overall notable "quotes" from AIM conversations, forums, IRC (internet relay chat), etc. etc.


I decided to make a quote database for this forum. You can find it here:





Here's how you submit quotes. First, click the "Submit a Quote" link. In the input field labeled "Post #", type in any valid post number (ex. 89577, 90740).

From here, click the or - buttons to add or remove reply boxes. Once you have enough, simply type the number of the reply you want quoted in the input field labeled "Reply #", and hit "Load".

The message and its author will automatically come up in the large box on the right!

You can type "0" in the Reply # field if you want to load the original post, i.e. the main message before all the replies. ;) This loads the title of the post as well.


Once that's out of the way, just hit "Submit" on the bottom. And that's it!


You can check out the various quotes that have been submitted on the "Random Quotes", "All Quotes", and "Filter Quotes" pages. All quotes can be rated on a 0 to 10 scale.


A more detailed description of the QDB and its functions is coming soon, and that will be written on the "About" page.


So if you ever find a conversation here especially amusing, funny, or COOL, go ahead and submit it to the QDB.

And if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
atresac 8/10


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Punisher2 rice krispies
duelmonkeyx the cereal or the marshmallow bar
Punisher2 marshmellow bar sounds interesting i may need to try this.
Punisher2 wait u mean they make these with mash mellows too? I need to try that kind.
Punisher2 or is there already marshmellows in that? if so i never noticed them.
duelmonkeyx thats how they're stuck together
Punisher2 oh i never knew that.


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magikarp Who the fuck likes peeps?

I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
BNet *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*
BNet except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"
atresac *am i right peeps?


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magikarp Can I just ya know, have a show of hands who would have sex with this girl
BNet fake tan thinks she's the shit horrible awful shirt, i will not raise my hand
magikarp LMFAO WHAT A FUCKING LIAR!!!
BNet truly a no for me, sorry
magikarp If she didn't have a fake tan and an awful shirt would you fuck her?
BNet i don't know, what's she like?
magikarp Who cares, I asked if you'd fuck her not make love
BNet
magikarp Is that a yes?
BNet nope, personality counts even if it's just fucking, sorry
magikarp If she had a fucking fantastic personality; like, if she played pokemon and laughed at all of your shitty jokes would you fuck her?
BNet eh doesn't really cover it
magikarp Listen pal, I'm just asking if you'd fuck, I'm not asking for a marriage here!
BNet sex before marriage is wrong
magikarp Okay listen

She plays Minecraft, Pokemon, Earthbound, Zelda. She laughs at all your jokes, and she has great humor. She's smart too, and sweet, and she swallowed

now would you fuck her
BNet i dunno, depends on what kinda connection we have, yknow?
magikarp The connection that a 21 year old and a 13 year old shouldn't have! AWWWWWWWW SHIT!


"Hey there, Steve, I'm Karp Hansen with Dateline NBC, Why don't you take a seat over here!"
BNet hey man she said 19!


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Punisher2 AN INTERESTING FACT!

the last time ndf had a 100 reply post was April 22, 2009

and it was the fucking 1200 purple spam post.

dry season?
BNet yeh
Punisher2 damn.
mistero della mente you know it happens a few times during a year. summer soon so
Punisher2 Im gonna call it the great depression


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mistero della mente guy from shitmydadsays


has a new york times top 10 best selling book and a fucking program to air on CBS with william shatner in it
BNet more like fakemyfakefake
mistero della mente oh yeah it's definitely fake.
BNet what if he really did start off with this, but his dad died right as he was getting to be famous

so from that point he just made shit up to keep it going >;p
Kazuya Mishima NDF should write a book.
mistero della mente LOL
mistero della mente @Net
mistero della mente well i mean my lol was pretty obvious who it was directed towards
mistero della mente i just wanted to make sure kaz knew
BNet LOL
BNet @ mistero, not kaz
BNet my LOL, that is
BNet it was directed towards mistero
mistero della mente LMAO
mistero della mente sorry kaz, still not to you


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Punisher2 anyways does anybody here remember a question they asked on there first day of school?
amir25atw the only thing i remember about kindergarten is being told to draw a sideview of my teacher and everyone drew her nose with 2 nostrils on the side of her face and the future valedvictorian (no lie) drew only one side of her nose with only the right nostril and when the teacher showed it to us every one was like O.O!!! like sshe uncovered some kind of lost secret
BNet i don't remember a question, but i remember a funny story

in second grade we had this thing called "Mad Minute" (probably some of you had the same thing) where you had to do this sheet of math problems, and whoever got the most done in 1 minute got candy

well me and this other kid always won, but the teacher kept forgetting to bring the candy in the first few weeks so one day i was like "maybe you should write a note" and she FREAKED OUT AT ME, like screamed at me and immediately called my mom to tell her how disrespectful i was to her, and then as she got to know me she realized i was just a very literal child, not at all intending to be impolite, but actually trying to help her out by suggesting to write a note LOLOL
mistero della mente i remember one time we were like 8 or something, and i was in this group to make a small victorian-type house out of tiny pieces of wood and shit, and we got the frame all glued up together so there was no sides to it, completely hollow, but the basic shape was there and there were two girls in the group, so i wanted to show off and i put the house over my head, and then the glue set and it got stuck and we had to break it and start again

i was a stud
Dylan Klebold This one time


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Grecian im not gonna watch any of these videos but

how do you pierce your penis?
magikarp You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.


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yofter - mofter FUCK SOCIETY

you can all go fuck yourselves

9/11 was the best thing that ever happened.
Russo Lmfao.
ENZO I agree. Population control. Better wealth distribution.
BNet Eh, for me, the bubonic plague tops the chart.
ENZO Maybe this swine flu will help


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~dr_dude love~ im going to stream

anything you use want!

PIC NAO
~dr_dude love~ fuck, you guys*
BNet well fuck you too!


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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


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~dr_dude love~ We should make a band

The NDFers!
Punisher2 I hate it


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magikarp What did you get your mom for mother's day?
amir25atw I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.


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Unknown 1337 who gets the purple name

so that I could exploit that shit
mistero della mente yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits


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BNet Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.

.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
magikarp 1 vote for Billy Madison.
mistero della mente can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison


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magikarp i fucking hate liking shit on accident

this androids the dumbest shit ever misguiding the link i click on then likes it >:-(
BNet you can unlike it
magikarp i can but the bitches get the notification
BNet don't worry, as soon as they see "Brandon McCarty" they go "don't care" and stop reading, so they'll never know.
Past lol gott you there
BNet get off my dick past


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mistero della mente bnet, idea

turn ndforums into a dating website.
Grecian this is a brilliant idea i will update my profile.
BNet i lold
Grecian profile is updated.

who is first
Magikarp LOL Grecian.
mistero della mente i lol'd too
atresac lol@this entire post
atresac NDF would be a great dating site if we had a single female member
BNet your profile rules

also, heartbreakhotel... <3


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magikarp Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
xjt22 WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
Unknown 1337 I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face



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