|Punisher2||i want some mini coke now...|
|L9||whenever I see the normal-sized cans now I'm so jarred by the size.|
|magikarp||I give the bitches the same effect but instead of cans it's actually my cock|
|L9||After seeing your cock for a while, they're jarred by how huge normal-sized ones appear?|
|Yellow Jr.||I always see L9 as a skinny dude with long hair who everyone just likes|
|L9||I'm not exactly skinny, and only a few people ever admitted to liking me|
|L9||Also I hope this doesn't turn into another "20-25 friends" deal :s|
|atresac||l9 tell us how many friends you have.|
|magikarp||I'm one of your friends, right L9?|
|Yellow Jr.||I'm one of your friends, right L9?|
Yellow, shut up.
|atresac||Yellow, I consider you my friend.|
|atresac||LOL jk get the fuck out.|
|magikarp||Yellow, if it makes you feel any better, if satan ever dangled you and my dog over a pit of boiling lava and he gave me a choice to save you or my dog, I'd choose my dog.|
|~!unknown1337i~||I just drank an entire can of fanta orange soda.
It was great.
|atresac||whoa, a WHOLE CAN????
look out guys! unknown is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
|atresac||i mean, gosh, a whole can... that's like..... 12 ounces!!! twelve WHOLE fluid ounces!!! holy MOLEY!!|
|atresac||that's a whopping 160 calories!|
|atresac||and forty-four grams of sugar, FIFTEEN PERCENT of your daily recommended dosage!|
|atresac||not to mention the fifty-five milligrams of sodium, a jaw-dropping two percent of your daily recommended allowance!|
|atresac||unknown, you MUST be yanking me when you are telling me you consumed a can consisting of a mixture of Carbonated water, sugar, orange fruit from concentrate (5%), citric acid, vegetable concentrates (carrot and pumpkin), natural orange flavouring with other natural flavourings, preservative (potassium sorbate), malic acid, acidity regulator (sodium citrate), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, aspartame), antioxidant (ascorbic acid), stabiliser (guar gum). Contains a source of phenylalanine.|
|atresac||the acidity regulator (sodium citrate) dude!!!!!! GAD-ZOOKS.|
|~dr_dude love~||eat me|
|mistero della mente||you're like a meal for 12 fuck that|
|Yellow Jr.||Who's close to Mississippi and wants to link up
Cause I'm here
|atresac||if i lived in mississippi, upon hearing you were there, i would move as far away as i possibly could.
in fact, i just checked and on the opposite side of the planet of mississippi is the middle of the indian ocean with no sign of land for hundred of miles. i would move there, and then kill myself.
|atresac||the inescapable fact that, at some point in the universe's 14 billion year lifespan, at least one atom that currently makes up my body, and one atom that currently makes up yours, would have existed in the same physical structure, keeps me awake for nights on end, and makes me want to die.|
|atresac||if god existed and came down to me, stepping his divine-ass bare-footed godfeet on this turgid dirt rock that is the regrettable home of brady "yellow" jr and told me that he would, without drawback or any consequence of temporal paradox, end all suffering, world hunger, make hitler never rise to power, make slavery never exist, cure all diseases, and make it so everyone who ever lived or will live knew nothing but joy and happiness, all on the single condition that i spend one afternoon with you in bumfuck missi-fucking-ssippi.
i would tell him i am an atheist.
|atresac||what a RETARD
what I love about this is his attempt to make it sound like he wasn't trying to tell gays to kill themselves.
|Grecian||at least he's honest|
|Grecian||if you put LOL at the end of a sentence it means no one can take offense to it|
|ENZO||Looking back through those old posts I made
Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
|L9||What a jerk!|
|Past (last post)||Read
Ok I though i might as well make the last post, since i wasnt allowed to make one before being banned. After this post you will never see me on this site again.
I would like to apologize to the majority of you who I may have offended, after all its not your fault you cant see whats really going on here so yeah my bad ,BUT a few members on here i refuse to apologize to.
Ill start with Enzo, you\\'re a true asshole the only reason I ever made fun of you is because you always went at me like im stopping you from eating, you\\'re still pathetic as fuck to me, you\\'re still talking about me??? wow move on with your life.
next Artesac you are by far the biggest asshole on this site, and if you wernt sucking Bnets dick every Saturday any other admin would have banned you.
And Finally the big faggot himself, Bnet you\\'re the biggest hypocrite on this site. Way to assassinate my character, I used to do that to people back in the day I know exactly what you did even though half these dickriders cant see it. I just hope it was all worth it for you, you always had a grudge on me, if it wasnt for Mafia or my proboard this site would have never existed thanks and fuck you rot in the ground.
With that being said I wish the best for the rest of you with your lives and if you ever come out to LA we can get blunted if you know what I mean. Oh and DMX Miley Cyrus is crazy she be throwing parties all the time shes down. Anyway Im out of this bitch to do bigger things thanks for entertaining me on my free time over the years, bye!
hannah montana.. hm. i remember she was just kid on that stupid show miley cyrus now shes coming of age and she is actually IDK why but i like her does anyone else here find her attractive?? lmao i dunno wut it is she seems pretty normal i actually dont really understand why so many people her like to begin with
|russo||go to school corey.|
|BNet||i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp|
|L9||wisdom teeth removal
who here has already
|atresac||I hear it increases your chances of dying within the next year by 68%|
|Grecian||i went to school who got them removed and two weeks later she got hit by a bus and now she's crippled.|
|Yellow Jr.||Now that you mention it, my grandfather died of cancer 2 years after getting his removed. ;x|
|Punisher2||i hear that old people who got them removed in there youth are now dead so..|
You should have a review post option before you post, that way you can see if the link or whatever you post works properly. ;O Also, allows to fix typos and what not.
|Grecian||we already have something to fix typos.
his name is L9
|L9||hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys|
|yellow jr.||hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people|
|mistero della mente||yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO|
|BNet||"Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"|
|Omgsports2||Ur mouth too|
|BNet||xjt schooling me on chocolate over here|
|magikarp||so last night i found out I have a twin brother
When we were born my parents weren't able to take care of us both. a married couple in Atlanta were interested in one of us and drove to Michigan while my mom was pregnant and they stayed in touch until she had me and my brother. when we were born my parents and the couple felt it was best to raise us as our own person, not to let us know we had a twin until we were old enough. our parents stayed in touch this entire time and i guess a week ago they told Ben (my twin) and last night my mom told me. Im gonna talk to him tonight. My mom told me his interests and its funny for the most part we like the same music and movies but he has a pretty thick southern accent
|atresac||if there are two karps i am killing myself right now because this isn't what i signed on for when i entered this plane of existence.|
|BNet||LOL... worth the read, I promise
deseraimp (10:58:51 PM): http://www.ndforums.com/forum/msg.php?id=90514
deseraimp (10:58:52 PM): okay let me just
deseraimp (10:58:53 PM): you're
deseraimp (10:58:54 PM): you're kidding right
josh has a posse (10:59:01 PM): no
deseraimp (10:59:03 PM): ......
deseraimp (10:59:04 PM): you are
deseraimp (10:59:06 PM): you can't be not
josh has a posse (10:59:12 PM): I'm not
deseraimp (10:59:14 PM): ........
deseraimp (10:59:14 PM): how
deseraimp (10:59:15 PM): like
deseraimp (10:59:16 PM): how
josh has a posse (10:59:16 PM): that would be
josh has a posse (10:59:19 PM): really cool
deseraimp (10:59:21 PM): ......
deseraimp (10:59:23 PM): giving LINK
deseraimp (10:59:25 PM): a MOTORCYCLE?
deseraimp (10:59:26 PM): and
deseraimp (10:59:27 PM): putting HIM
deseraimp (10:59:30 PM): in that fucking world?
josh has a posse (10:59:36 PM): dude
josh has a posse (10:59:41 PM): you siad yourself it'd be cool!
deseraimp (10:59:49 PM): as a ZELDA GAME?!
deseraimp (10:59:50 PM): fuck no!
josh has a posse (10:59:55 PM): dude
josh has a posse (10:59:55 PM): it'd be
deseraimp (10:59:57 PM): fuck you.
josh has a posse (10:59:59 PM): the EXACT SAME
deseraimp (11:00:00 PM): no.
josh has a posse (11:00:01 PM): gameplay wise
deseraimp (11:00:07 PM): dude
deseraimp (11:00:10 PM): that would be like saying
deseraimp (11:00:43 PM): "oh hey, you like azumanga daioh, right? oh and you liked the movie, 300? WELL WE'RE GOING TO COMBINE THE TWO!!! AD CHARACTERS WILL HOLD THEIR SCHOOL AGAINST THE JAPANESE ARMY AND THEY WILL ALL DIE!!!!!"
josh has a posse (11:01:34 PM): except that'd be completely different =|
josh has a posse (11:01:53 PM): zelda is a game series where every game changes the world in some major way, for the most part
deseraimp (11:02:45 PM): yeah but that would be overhauling the ENTIRE VIBE that the series has established since day 1
deseraimp (11:02:49 PM): it would be stupid!
josh has a posse (11:02:54 PM): I don't think so
josh has a posse (11:03:05 PM): I mean, the world they showed there
josh has a posse (11:03:06 PM): in that video
deseraimp (11:03:08 PM): well you're wrong! it would be sweet if it weren't marketed as a ZELDA GAME
josh has a posse (11:03:16 PM): reminded me a lot of the twilight realm in TP
deseraimp (11:03:55 PM): that's like "Harry Potter book 8 is going to take place on Mars! He's going to use his magic powers to defeat the evil Martian Lord Galactinus!"
deseraimp (11:04:11 PM): same "basic plot" but just .. fucking stupid
deseraimp (11:04:16 PM): fine, make the story but don't make it a harry potter story!
josh has a posse (11:04:37 PM): except harry potter is ONE CHARACTER wheras Link is never the same person and etc.
deseraimp (11:04:50 PM): that makes no difference!
deseraimp (11:04:57 PM): they can still put harry potter on mars!
josh has a posse (11:04:59 PM): the entire series is about the same basic story happening lots of times THROUGHOUT HYRULE'S HISTORY
deseraimp (11:05:25 PM): yes i get it but that's way too drastically different. HEY LET'S GO BACK 200,000 THOUSAND YEARS IN HYRULE
deseraimp (11:05:29 PM): WE'LL PLAY AS HOMO ERECTUS
deseraimp (11:05:45 PM): JOSH WILL CERTAINLY BECOME AN ERECTUS HOMO AFTER pLAYING THIS
josh has a posse (11:05:46 PM): if they can MAKE IT WORK AND MAKE IT BE FUN
josh has a posse (11:05:50 PM): WHO FUCKING CARES
deseraimp (11:05:54 PM): I DO! IT'S TOO STUPID
deseraimp (11:05:59 PM): THATS WHY THAT VIDEO WAS MADE
deseraimp (11:06:00 PM): AS A JOKE
deseraimp (11:06:09 PM): BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WOULD BE
deseraimp (11:06:11 PM): IF IT WERE REALLY MADE
deseraimp (11:06:12 PM): A JOKE.
josh has a posse (11:06:15 PM): NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
josh has a posse (11:06:18 PM): IT'D BE COOL
josh has a posse (11:06:23 PM): YOU SAID IT YOURSELF
deseraimp (11:06:31 PM): FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
josh has a posse (11:06:39 PM): it'd be Zelda in EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD
josh has a posse (11:06:41 PM): THE GAMEPLAY
josh has a posse (11:06:43 PM): THE CHARACTERS
josh has a posse (11:06:46 PM): THE DUNGEONS
josh has a posse (11:06:52 PM): EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
deseraimp (11:06:53 PM): THE GAMEPLAY?!!?
deseraimp (11:06:57 PM): YOU'RE USING MOTORCYCLES AND FIREARMS
deseraimp (11:06:59 PM): FUCK YOU
josh has a posse (11:07:08 PM): PRESS A TO SWING SWORD
josh has a posse (11:07:12 PM): PRESS A TO SHOOT GUN
josh has a posse (11:07:17 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deseraimp (11:07:20 PM): ah okay so GTA's gameplay
deseraimp (11:07:21 PM): is identical
deseraimp (11:07:22 PM): to zelda
josh has a posse (11:07:22 PM): GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deseraimp (11:07:22 PM): in that
deseraimp (11:07:25 PM): "you can do things with buttons"
deseraimp (11:07:27 PM): makes perfect sense.
josh has a posse (11:07:39 PM): oh yeah because that is exactly what I said
deseraimp (11:07:43 PM): oh yeah hey no definitely.
josh has a posse (11:08:08 PM): I definitely compared a cosmetic change to the same basic gameplay mechanics to an entirely different genre
josh has a posse (11:08:10 PM): no for sure
deseraimp (11:08:48 PM): it's STILL TOO DRASTIC OF A CHANGE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL TO THE ORIGINAL VIBE OF THE SERIES
deseraimp (11:08:56 PM): HEY LET'S HAVE 15 SIMILARLY-THEMED ZELDA GAMES
deseraimp (11:08:57 PM): AND THEN
deseraimp (11:08:57 PM): HEY
deseraimp (11:08:58 PM): FUCK EM
deseraimp (11:08:59 PM): WE'LL JUST
deseraimp (11:09:03 PM): SHOOT AHEAD 15,000 YEARS
deseraimp (11:09:13 PM): AND MAKE HALO
deseraimp (11:09:18 PM): BUT WE'LL REPLACE MASTER CHIEF'S HEAD
deseraimp (11:09:19 PM): WITH LINK'S
deseraimp (11:09:27 PM): HEY YEA SOUNDS GREAT JIM
deseraimp (11:09:29 PM): YOU BIG FAGGOT
deseraimp (11:09:31 PM): FUCK YOU JIM
deseraimp (11:09:32 PM): !!!!
josh has a posse (11:09:33 PM): OH HEY THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
josh has a posse (11:09:50 PM): HEY LET'S TAKE 14 SIMILARLY THEMED GAMES BUT NOW
josh has a posse (11:09:54 PM): YOU'RE A PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deseraimp (11:09:57 PM): BUT NOW LET'S
josh has a posse (11:09:58 PM): AND THEN
josh has a posse (11:10:01 PM): YOU'RE A PIRATE
josh has a posse (11:10:04 PM): ON A TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deseraimp (11:10:04 PM): HE WASNT A PIRATE
deseraimp (11:10:05 PM): YOU'RE AN IDIOT
deseraimp (11:10:07 PM): THATS NOT WHAT IT.
deseraimp (11:10:15 PM): WHILE WE'RE AT IT
josh has a posse (11:10:18 PM): AND NOW
josh has a posse (11:10:18 PM): AND NOW
deseraimp (11:10:18 PM): WE'LL HAVE ZELDA: HELL EDITION
josh has a posse (11:10:19 PM): YOU HAVE A PET MIDGET
deseraimp (11:10:20 PM): YOU PLAY AS SATAN
josh has a posse (11:10:21 PM): AND YOU'RE A FURRY
deseraimp (11:10:25 PM): BECAUSE
deseraimp (11:10:27 PM): LINK CAN BE ANYONE
deseraimp (11:10:29 PM): NOT JUST ONE PERSON
josh has a posse (11:10:29 PM): HEY
deseraimp (11:10:31 PM): AND
josh has a posse (11:10:33 PM): LET'S MAKE ZELDA TP
josh has a posse (11:10:34 PM): JUST LIKE
deseraimp (11:10:35 PM): YOU RAPE PEOPLE'S ASSHOLES ALL DAY
deseraimp (11:10:38 PM): TO SAVE ZELDA
deseraimp (11:10:39 PM): AND
josh has a posse (11:10:40 PM): METROID CORRUPTION
josh has a posse (11:10:42 PM): BECAUSE
deseraimp (11:10:43 PM): SINCE ITS THE SAME BASIC GAMEPLAY
deseraimp (11:10:44 PM): IN THAT
josh has a posse (11:10:47 PM): THERE'S THE LIGHT/DARK THING
deseraimp (11:10:47 PM): YOU PRESS A TO RAPE PEOPLE
josh has a posse (11:10:47 PM): SO
deseraimp (11:10:50 PM): YOU'LL FUCKING
deseraimp (11:10:51 PM): HEY!!!!!
josh has a posse (11:10:51 PM): IT'S THE SAME
deseraimp (11:10:52 PM): YOU'LL
deseraimp (11:10:53 PM): IT'LL BE
josh has a posse (11:10:55 PM): HEY
deseraimp (11:10:56 PM): ANOTHER ZELDA GAME
josh has a posse (11:10:57 PM): LET'S JUST
deseraimp (11:10:58 PM): OH HEY PERFECT!!!!!1
josh has a posse (11:11:00 PM): FUCK WITH THEM ALL
deseraimp (11:11:02 PM): RAPPIN ASSHOLES ALL DAY LONG
josh has a posse (11:11:03 PM): AND JUST
deseraimp (11:11:04 PM): YEAH SOUNDS WONDERFUL
josh has a posse (11:11:05 PM): MAKE LINK
deseraimp (11:11:05 PM): HEY
deseraimp (11:11:06 PM): OKAY
deseraimp (11:11:07 PM): WE'LL JUST
deseraimp (11:11:07 PM): NO
josh has a posse (11:11:08 PM): ABRAHAM LINKIN
deseraimp (11:11:10 PM): NONO HANG ON
josh has a posse (11:11:10 PM): AND YOU
deseraimp (11:11:10 PM): THEN
deseraimp (11:11:11 PM): NEXT ZELDA
josh has a posse (11:11:13 PM): SAVE HYRULE
deseraimp (11:11:14 PM): YOU'LL BE
josh has a posse (11:11:16 PM): FROM CIVIL WAR
deseraimp (11:11:17 PM): A MICROSCOPIC ORGANISM
josh has a posse (11:11:19 PM): ABOUT THE ABILITY
deseraimp (11:11:19 PM): IT'LL BE CALLED
deseraimp (11:11:23 PM): ZELDA: YOU'RE A FUCKING BACTERIUM
deseraimp (11:11:24 PM): AND
josh has a posse (11:11:24 PM): TO KEEP GORONS
deseraimp (11:11:25 PM): YOU HAVE TO
josh has a posse (11:11:26 PM): AS SLAVES
deseraimp (11:11:29 PM): SAVE THE PRINCESS PROTAZOA
josh has a posse (11:11:29 PM): AND LINKIN
josh has a posse (11:11:30 PM): HAS TO
deseraimp (11:11:31 PM): FROM THE EVIL LORD FUCK YOU
deseraimp (11:11:31 PM): AND
deseraimp (11:11:32 PM): THEN YOu
deseraimp (11:11:33 PM): JSUT
josh has a posse (11:11:33 PM): FUCK THEIR SHIT UP
deseraimp (11:11:35 PM): NITGGER IT ALL up
ANDNI GEr OUT
josh has a posse (11:11:37 PM): AND HE HAS A BEARD
deseraimp (11:11:38 PM): ALL DAY LONG
deseraimp (11:11:38 PM): UNTIL
josh has a posse (11:11:40 PM): AND POINTY EARS
deseraimp (11:11:41 PM): YOU GET HTE MSTSSETE VIRUS SWORD
deseraimp (11:11:42 PM): WHICH
|mistero della mente||Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3|
|mistero della mente||i never liked it.|
|BNet||well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live|
|xjt22||Art class trolling help me out fellers
Your task this week is to bring in one, or more, examples of what you consider "ideal beauty". Collect images of people, places, and objects that you think fit the definition of "pleasing to the eye". You are also asked to write a short statement about what you consider to be beautiful.
NDF this up guys!
|BNet||bring like, 45 pictures of yourself and write about each one individually
insist on presenting them to the class even if there's no presentation involved
|BNet||bring a box that is cut open on one end and closed on the other. wear a really long shirt and pull your pants down to your thighs. then go up and tell them your ideal beauty is in the box. then turn around and cram your buttox snugly into the box through the open end. then reveal the contents of the box to your fellow classmates.|
|magikarp||My xbox overheats within 20 minutes of playing
NOTHING'S AROUND IT OKAY FUCK THIS SHIT I'M THINKING ABOUT JUST RECORDING ME SMASHING IT TO FUCKING BITS BECAUSE IF I CAN'T PLAY 2K I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT
|xjt22||can i have it|
|BNet||can i sniff it|
|Yellow Jr.||can I fuck it|
|Punisher2||can i throw it|
|~dr_dude love~||bout to stream
gimmie a few
|Yellow Jr.||If he ever figures out how to work it. o;|
|~dr_dude love~||how the hell do i work this?|
|Punisher2||Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'|
|BNet||change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.|
|amir25atw||yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya|
|yofter_in_paris||i've done a lot of rough things|
|BNet||As the Chairman and CEO of BNWare Corporation (All Rights Reserved)
I would like to offer this website institution business company a proposal:
Merge business corporation business corporate with me, BNet, the CEO and Chairman of my company, BNWare, of which I am currently the only member, and we will together raise the bar, think outside the box, and business corporate company money profit margins TPS reports.
|mistero della mente||...Is this a legitemate operation or do you fall outside of the strangleholds in which the usual Internet delegates are sent out upon to observe and, eventually, kill you?|
|amir25atw||Everyone say "Happy 14th birthday, Amir"|
|mistero della mente||LMAO|
|uiif Many Days||LMAO|
|~!unknown1337i~||how a plane just dissappears is beyond me
|~!unknown1337i~||At this point I'm thinking it blew up|
|Punisher2||what about a distress signal?|
|xjt22||Yo what if the plane is still in the air??|
|purpngold49er||dimension unparrarel open up during warp speed|
|xjt22||Past always outpasts me :/|
|Spoon||Black Friday Death Pool
Not picking specific people obviously. That would be difficult unless you're planning something on your own
Since people fucking blow and inevitably go out shopping very early on Friday, someone always gets trampled to death so some asshole can save a few dollars on microwavable slippers
You have one guess for each:
Where will someone die?
Which store will they die at?
If this is an appropriate purple contest, please offer purple to the winner. Otherwise I have no prize. If there is a tie for first, the tiebreaker will be where the first death occurred
|atresac||Target, Brandon Florida|
|atresac||in unrelated news i've recently bought a pair of Super Death Bringer's Murder-Soled Boots|
|mistero della mente||macs are for losers!|
|BNet||you're a loser!|
|mistero della mente||guess i have a mac then!|
|xjt22||karp-LMAO but for real, I told him to buy a second controller and he was like "Nah I don't like doing that because that gives my friends rights to come over and use me for my PS3" or some shit
I guess he just doesn't love his step brother enough to buy a second controller even though I love him enough to walk around in a jizz covered hoodie =[
|Luke||so i left my hat at some sluts house
get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
|amir25atw||dont go to sluts houses maybe|
|xjt22||So many ways i can go with this.|
|magikarp||i fucking hate liking shit on accident
this androids the dumbest shit ever misguiding the link i click on then likes it >:-(
|BNet||you can unlike it|
|magikarp||i can but the bitches get the notification|
|BNet||don't worry, as soon as they see "Brandon McCarty" they go "don't care" and stop reading, so they'll never know.|
|Past||lol gott you there|
|BNet||get off my dick past|
|~dr_dude love~||getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
with 3 other friends =\\
|mistero della mente||maybe it's still in your hand|