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atresac the "view" tab

worthless piece of garbage/10
mistero della mente why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole


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BNet I made cookies.

Would anyone like a cookies?
L9 They look great. I wish I could make cookies.
BNet it's easy
L9 bigger fish to fry, so to speak
BNet oh i get it, L9. you're too fucking good to make cookies. yeah, okay. yeah, be a fucking asshole, sure.
Punisher2 yeah they sure look nice outside but they are loaded with boogers in actuality.

my mother always told me looks weren't everything, and now i see this to be true.
BNet pun if you ever speak again, i'll throw you away.


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Punisher2 The worst typo you ever had?

Daniel just sent you a nudge.

Corey says:
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Corey just sent you a nude. except not really.
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Daniel says:
WHAT
Corey says:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!! thats funny
i totally meant to say Nudge
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Corey just sent you a nudge.
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magikarp This one time on AIM I was talking to this girl and she goes "hi" and I go"ho" and she blocked me.


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xjt22 o cock we need more inches no homo


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magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
atresac you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain


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atresac BNet

I hate it

you should make a drop-down box letting us choose if we want the traditional drop-down box or this gay button bullshit.
mistero della mente then change that drop down box to radio buttons to choose if we want the drop down box or the radio buttons
atresac that's retarded

he should make a drop down box to let us choose if we want the drop down box or buttons to decide if we want the drop down box or buttons.
Amir25atw No you guys are fucktards he should make a dropdown box for the buttonss and a dropdown box for the dropdown box for the buttons and then a dropdown box next to that for a calculator
BNet I'm deleting NDForums.


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amir25atw Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn

No homo


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xjt22 hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4

i think
BNet how could he tell when it was all gone?

oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM


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DuelmonkeyX GOT MY LICENSE

YEAAAAA NIGGA
magikarp Good for you, now go get in a car crash.
DuelmonkeyX How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?
magikarp If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.


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Unknown 1337 Sac

Why are you so angry
atresac well, since you asked
Yellow Jr. No answer
atresac oh look, it's yellow here to explain things.


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L9 just re-bought the same earbuds I was using

and decided I'd take better care of them this time.

the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
BNet try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
BNet lmfao
BNet hahaha


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TheGreenGuy Haterz, facebook, suicide ect...

i dnt buizness bout how u suckerz move, dude lookin at me rude im like who the fuck are you? you say ur hott an ur the topic of discussion, they say im toxic an my vomit is disgustin, lets be honest you'd lose evn IF i got a lil rusty, my bodys dusty so obvious no body touched me, or ever will i sever limbz i nvr kill so the torture nvr endz it continues 4evr still.. im too hot to evr chill, so forget the pill, im too sick, a vacines a damn dream it isnt real, im sittin still thinkin of shit to spill, im at the endz of my wits jus to get this filled, im kiddin still this isnt difficult this shits a joke, i had to type this cuz the rhymes is so hard i tried to write it an my pencil broke xD i had a notification, but thn i noticed its just a poke, tht shits gettin old like makin wishes off of broken chicken wishin bones, listen holmes, its best u saty hidden in ur homes, cuz grave is famous for being a snitches home... spittin scripts rippin it without no glitches so, im flawless atleast as for as far as shittin goes, im exquisite, dressed in buizness clothes twistin dro whie sittin on a fishin boat, im on top jus say my shits a float haha foes wishin for pinch of hope, but its just a NOPE! facin me a get u FUCKD like a cell mate droppin a brick of soap, spittin dope so potent the fiendz are like 'this isnt coke?!' bitches choke frm the flow like my dick is in their thoats but truly i dnt enjoy it unless my victum is hittin notes, u can hear'em scream but its unclear to get a quote, u wanna say gud bye i hope u wrote it in a note, hold it in ur coat, for popo to notice if u dnt, voice mail urself an recorded with ur phone, for ur fam an frnz cuz its important tht they knw
Past "facin me a get u FUCKD like a cell mate droppin a brick of soap"

fag


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~dr_dude love~ We should make a band

The NDFers!
Punisher2 I hate it


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amir25atw probbly idk how else to explain it

she left and im still doing my homework so fuck

she also said

AND I QUOTE

Her: You could have a job right now Jacob! If you don't want to play a sport, more power to you, but you could be out mowing lawns right now!

Me: Yep. I could be out mowing lawns right now. Ok.

see my moms stupid. like really dumb.
BNet JAKE YOU FUCKING BUM GO MOW SOME SNOW.
amir25atw lmfao yea later she was like

"You you better know damn rite your gettin a job in the summer"

i was like "like shoveling sidewalks?"


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L9 pun and amir

Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
xjt22 Whats that =O
L9 a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms


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magikarp My grades:

English-8 percent
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Biology-22 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent

I stink and am fat.
Spoon You're a history buff


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Past unknown how about instead of saying shit make something! design a website, design a game, something that proves you know anything of what you act like you know. You have been talking for years but have never done anything , you dont know shit im convinced.
~!unknown1337i~ I actually founded Apple. What have you done with your life?
Past you think finding a apple is productive?


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Mo LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WIT DA YEA YEAY EA

LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WITH THE V CUTSSS BURRRRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAA WEHHHHHH
BNet what are you doing
Mo ppl who listen to rap would understand this lol
Mo fuk u for judging me neway lol
BNet what are you doing


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mistero della mente pokemon live action movie

I lold
BNet oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[

except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
mistero della mente are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?
BNet no, real pokemon


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Grecian no, she got me a bunch of stuff that was all pretty sweet. i mean, i probably would have bought her more but i havent had money in goddamn 4 weeks because i spent all my money on christmas presents and my phone bill and gas.

what an awful holiday. whoever created it should be crucified.
L9 the romans are 2000 years ahead of you


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L9 Do you love Jesus?

I love Jesus.
Past Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
L9 That's nice of him.


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~dr_dude love~ does sound like pun
Punisher2 true but i dont consider the wire better BUT to be fair i only watched 1 full season before i wanted to know how everyone died n youtubed everyones deaths but i dont think it wouldve been better.
atresac LOL!
xjt22 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Past the wire is by far the best show thats ever been on tv it doesnt get more realer then that.
atresac more realer
Punisher2 the wire had pretty good realism and such but it was the reason i wanted to watch a tv show.

i wanted to watch a fictional tv show and i was more throughly entertained by walts motivations and downward spiral as a character then the wire.

therefor i refute your claim as the wire as the best tv show

its a show about street dudes selling drugs and the cops who try to catch them

While its a interesting concept i dont watch tv shows for that i just wanna see a good story.

SO PAST
Punisher2 wasn't *
Punisher2 the wire didnt have nothing tho past

there were no characters you could get attached too because everyone DIES

its like cool and stuff i guess but i feel like if u wanted to know the wires entire plotline u could go visit any hood in a rough place anywhere in the world and you will know the entire story of the wire.

the wire also didnt have a single character as well written as walt.

So BREAKING bad is better its an opinion sure but i believe it to be right.
atresac omg.
Punisher2 hi sac
xjt22 LOL
Past marlo and method man dont die lol

and while the overall plot was cops and street dealers there was a different sub plot of inner city problems every season such as immigration, prison, politics, and schools.


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mistero della mente bnet i cooked you a delicious meal
BNet consisting of
mistero della mente its a pizza i ordered. i hope you like it.
BNet what's on it
mistero della mente me naked


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yofter_in_paris I've gone 5 days straight without eating

i am turning into a skeleton, i swear
purpngold49er go another 5


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xjt22 IM THINKING BOUT MAKING THAT CVS OR WALLGREENS TRIP GUYS
og bubba kush its in a small box you could probably crack it open and sneak the cream in your pocket while looking at something else
xjt22 R u telling me to steal dick cream past?..
punisher2 LOL!
punisher2 thats the funniest line i heard all day
og bubba kush im saying its pretty easy to conceal cause its small
xjt22 Just like your boner.


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magikarp Can I just ya know, have a show of hands who would have sex with this girl
BNet fake tan thinks she's the shit horrible awful shirt, i will not raise my hand
magikarp LMFAO WHAT A FUCKING LIAR!!!
BNet truly a no for me, sorry
magikarp If she didn't have a fake tan and an awful shirt would you fuck her?
BNet i don't know, what's she like?
magikarp Who cares, I asked if you'd fuck her not make love
BNet
magikarp Is that a yes?
BNet nope, personality counts even if it's just fucking, sorry
magikarp If she had a fucking fantastic personality; like, if she played pokemon and laughed at all of your shitty jokes would you fuck her?
BNet eh doesn't really cover it
magikarp Listen pal, I'm just asking if you'd fuck, I'm not asking for a marriage here!
BNet sex before marriage is wrong
magikarp Okay listen

She plays Minecraft, Pokemon, Earthbound, Zelda. She laughs at all your jokes, and she has great humor. She's smart too, and sweet, and she swallowed

now would you fuck her
BNet i dunno, depends on what kinda connection we have, yknow?
magikarp The connection that a 21 year old and a 13 year old shouldn't have! AWWWWWWWW SHIT!


"Hey there, Steve, I'm Karp Hansen with Dateline NBC, Why don't you take a seat over here!"
BNet hey man she said 19!


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atresac that's it

I've had enough of all the stupid abuse I take from all you guys. Always telling me to eat your shit and kiss the fattest parts of your assholes and being mean to me, I don't need to take this shit!

L9, I've had it up to here with you pointing out all of my minor spelling errors to make yourself feel better about yourself! go see your therapist about it! you suck!

mistero, I'm sick of you being british ALL OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE, and every time someone just politely asks you to not be so british, you just KEEP DOING IT and then tell me to do obscene acts to you. Get a life!

Bnet, I've had enough of you always telling me to die and kill myself! Guess what? I don't want to! In fact, why don't YOU kill yourself instead you worthless piece of shit? And no, I will not EVER eat a smorgasbord full of nigger balls, stop asking!

karp, kiss my fucking ass.

I'm leaving this forum forever because I've had enough of all the constant abuse!
atresac hey guys I'm back, sorry about that outburst a while back, I don't know what came over me.


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Punisher2 dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
Grecian lol you sound retarded pun.

what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?


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BNet I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :|
mistero della mente i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA
BNet They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.


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Amir25atw Venom was a beast
BNet Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.



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