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punisher2 is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?

my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.

i heard its pretty good
BNet no
L9 I was thinking of seeing it today

Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
amir25atw I wanna see it stoned


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L9 In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)
BNet Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder
BNet or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure


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L9 wisdom teeth removal

who here has already
atresac I hear it increases your chances of dying within the next year by 68%
Grecian i went to school who got them removed and two weeks later she got hit by a bus and now she's crippled.
Yellow Jr. Now that you mention it, my grandfather died of cancer 2 years after getting his removed. ;x
Punisher2 i hear that old people who got them removed in there youth are now dead so..


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BNet So mom calls me up for help for a minute

She's trying to cut a stray branch from a tree and it's out of reach, so she had a lil ol ladder and she was trying to clip it but she's like "can you come out and hold the ladder? i just can't hold two things at once"

and i was like

"well here, you hold the former, and i'll hold the latter (ladder!!!!)" and

and

i think it went right past her because she didn't respond =[

please appreciate my joke. please. PLEASE.
magikarp To be honest, I don't even think you could cut it either, aren't you like 4'2?
BNet Yeah, I'm 4'2 sick of you insulting me.
L9 that was a 4'2itous joke
BNet thanks; i was very 4'2nate that karp used that exact height.
duelmonkeyx i lold

she didnt ask you to climb the ladder and cut the branch because your a fatass and would have broke the ladder
L9 if the ladder broke it would have become

a former ladder


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atresac pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
mistero della mente if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
atresac oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.


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BNet fuck you karp.

seriously fuck every inch of you.
mistero della mente yeah, fuck darkhiei
darkhiei the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?!


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xjt22 i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
duelmonkeyx Bring out your inner martin luther king


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ENZO She's Out of My League

I want to fuck the main girl/10
Past shes out of your league


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atresac BNet

I hate it

you should make a drop-down box letting us choose if we want the traditional drop-down box or this gay button bullshit.
mistero della mente then change that drop down box to radio buttons to choose if we want the drop down box or the radio buttons
atresac that's retarded

he should make a drop down box to let us choose if we want the drop down box or buttons to decide if we want the drop down box or buttons.
Amir25atw No you guys are fucktards he should make a dropdown box for the buttonss and a dropdown box for the dropdown box for the buttons and then a dropdown box next to that for a calculator
BNet I'm deleting NDForums.


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xjt22 o she had her period btw
atresac must have been a miscarriage.


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Yellow Jr. Hey L9

I bet you haven't even read all the Harry Potter books and you go on like you know English so fucking good you ain't know shit from a brick
L9 Shut up. I know English great. My English is great.
PurpNGold49er l9 > bnet

as far as english

but bnet > l9 everything other then that
BNet Excuse me, Past, but I believe you mean "everything other thin that." Thin is used for comparison, you Neanderthal.
PurpNGold49er stop being mad l9 is better at english
BNet Please, please reconsider! I know a lot (two words) of English words that are in the dictionary, I know so many grammars, I write professional books.
BNet I was once praised with the following: "Knows a lot (two words) of English words that are in the dictionary, knows so many grammars, writes professional books."


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BNet As the Chairman and CEO of BNWare Corporation (All Rights Reserved)

I would like to offer this website institution business company a proposal:

Merge business corporation business corporate with me, BNet, the CEO and Chairman of my company, BNWare, of which I am currently the only member, and we will together raise the bar, think outside the box, and business corporate company money profit margins TPS reports.
mistero della mente ...Is this a legitemate operation or do you fall outside of the strangleholds in which the usual Internet delegates are sent out upon to observe and, eventually, kill you?


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Punisher2 name the first word that comes to your head

sadomasochist

no i dont know why.

fuck
Past MURDER
Punisher2 dont be a murderer
Past id go to jail for assault, attempted murder, and manslaughter
Past Everyday
Past there is a shooting every day here, and im sure their is a shooting in detriot, chicago, d.c, baltimore everyday as well.
Past thats what happens when there is too many homos


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Past unknown how about instead of saying shit make something! design a website, design a game, something that proves you know anything of what you act like you know. You have been talking for years but have never done anything , you dont know shit im convinced.
~!unknown1337i~ I actually founded Apple. What have you done with your life?
Past you think finding a apple is productive?


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magikarp Me, magikarp always has sex with men
Amir25atw LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
magikarp Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?


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~dr_dude love~ im going to stream

anything you use want!

PIC NAO
~dr_dude love~ fuck, you guys*
BNet well fuck you too!


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mistero della mente so because its a new year i decided to be healthier

so i got some good ol' dumbbells out and decided to lift them a few times

now i can't straighten either of my arms and when i try to, its too painful

i regret skipping any physical activity for the past 9 years
mistero della mente my left arm aches more than my right arm

and i understand why
BNet gross
mistero della mente we've talked about our pubic hair before and you call me masturbating gross

thanks
BNet oh, THAT'S why? oh, that's not gross. i thought of a different reason
mistero della mente no come on, tell me!!
BNet well nothing, i just imagined shoving your fist and forearm directly up your asshole for the past several years would have taken its toll on your arm, but i didn't realize you just meant masturbating


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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mistero della mente o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive
atresac I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.
mistero della mente get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good


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PurpNGold49er lets be real tho none of you know the american hustle no one here
amir25atw especially you
xjt22 Past is such a robot with his typical replies
PurpNGold49er the anti hustlers
amir25atw you prolly had to hustle hard 2 ge TV that underwear model exposure


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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Punisher2 p gay
Punisher2 wait! nohomo!!!!!!
Punisher2 NOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
xjt22 LMFAOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Grecian so ndf, im thinking about breaking up with my girlfriend of three and a half years

but i never broke up with a girl to her face before

if i decide to do it what will be the best plan of action.

thnx
atresac headbutt her in the tits.

leave.
Dan Tell her you tested HIV positive after a crazy night at the gay bar.
atresac Ask her if she thinks it's fair to consider pedophiles as evil.

Then defend them vehemently.
Dan Burn her house down.
Grecian i actually went up and told her but

after a long and boring story that i wont retell, we're gonna stay together for a bit. i was pretty angry because she left this morning freaking out over COMPLETELY LITTLE SHIT but its all good now.
Dan Heres how it went down:

"We need to break up"
"No we're not, now come watch Grey's Anatomy with me"
"Yes dear :("


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atresac pun it's like you just string words together, regardless of context or how much sense they make, and post it hoping it will be funny.
L9 Why do you let yourself get so worked up over it
atresac Gee L9 why do you get so worked up over my criticism of pun.
atresac just a head's up L9, whatever you offer for your reasoning as why you "don't get worked up" over my criticism of pun, I will use that as my reasoning for why I don't get worked up over pun's recent habits.

So yeah, just a fair warning.
L9 Who says I'm going to offer any reasoning
atresac in that case you admit defeat.
atresac and by admitting defeat you admit my reasoning is iron-clad and bullet-proof.
L9 Of course. ;P


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BNet Contest results:

1st place by a long shot: DuelMonkeyX! Completed the run in about ... what, 25 minutes? 300 pts

2nd place: Liquidnine! The only other person to finish without giving up ;3 took a little over an hour! 100 pts


Dishonorable mentions: Mistero, YOU UP-GIVER.
DDL, YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!
Corey, Where did you even go


It was a tough temple ;3 hopefully you guys all had fun. It was a lot harder than the last contest that's for sure ;p
ENZO Whats this about a contest?
atresac try to keep up ezno.

also: what contest.


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L9 pun and amir

Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
xjt22 Whats that =O
L9 a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms


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magikarp Alright so tonight I'm going to start my journey on watching all seasons of one of these shows:

The office

Or

Scrubs

I like them both. Probably scrubs.
L9 both are terrible

The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
mistero della mente yeah karp what do you think you're doing liking these tv shows that l9 doesn't like you're such an asshole


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mistero della mente pokemon heartgold

l9/10
BNet Pokemon Soul Silver: 9.7/10
Pokemon Heart Gold: 6.5/10
punisher2 whotttttttttttttttt
mistero della mente HeartGold has Growlithe/Arcanine so that already makes HeartGold higher rated.
BNet Soul silver was just... so well-made.. genius.

Heart gold was surprisingly very disappointing.
mistero della mente you've actually played both of them?
L9 I thought Soul Silver's story was totally lacking, while Heart Gold's was breathtaking beyond words. Don't know what you're talking about, NM.
BNet L9 you're a fucking idiot if you honestly believe that. Are you sure you didnt' mix them up?
punisher2 the stories are different???

clue me in fellows.

never knew this.


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mistero della mente bnet

why do you play mc on hardcore

doesnt it just piss you off that once you're dead you're dead and all the hard working and building and stuff has gone to waste
BNet you're right

i'd never died in hardcore before, though, until yesterday. it was a really bizarre feeling; i wasn't even angry. i just felt really sad, and it almost felt like i actually died IRL, but i got to reflect on "all the things i still wanted to do" (with the save) and stuff.. really a strange feeling. i actually preserved the file just to walk around the server so i could 'say goodbye', and it was really surreal.. i honestly felt like a ghost walking around, like i couldn't interact with anything.. then i just let it go and never opened it again
atresac are you sure you're not confusing minecraft with that time you almost drowned in the toilet


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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet



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