|xjt22||karp-LMAO but for real, I told him to buy a second controller and he was like "Nah I don't like doing that because that gives my friends rights to come over and use me for my PS3" or some shit
I guess he just doesn't love his step brother enough to buy a second controller even though I love him enough to walk around in a jizz covered hoodie =[
|BNet||fuck you karp.
seriously fuck every inch of you.
|mistero della mente||yeah, fuck darkhiei|
|darkhiei||the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?!|
|mistero della mente||pokemon live action movie
|BNet||oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
|mistero della mente||are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?|
|BNet||no, real pokemon|
|magikarp||Morgan freeman's a guy? wtf, I had no idea
Seriously, I didn't even know if morgan was a singer and what not and I just wikid him and WHAT THE FUCK?!?
|amir25atw||YOU ARE NOT HUMAN|
|ENZO||RIP? Wait, are you talking about Freeman or Karp?|
|amir25atw||Freeman dude where have you been|
|Grecian||i hadn't heard of dolphin. but i have no interest in the gamecube. none of the games really appealed to me. also it had a god awful controller, in my opinion.|
|L9||It had the best of the three, in mine|
|Grecian||i felt they went overboard with the C buttons.
it was more ergonomic than the xbox and PS2 controllers, though so I will agree with you there. but again, just too many buttons. :x
|L9||I see. ;P I never minded the control layout, though the D-pad was a bit bizarre|
|Grecian||the D pad is a bit bizarre. i mean, the controller looks like a boomerang. like, nintendo expected people to fire their controls at the wall in a fit of rage and designed it return to you automatically.|
|~dr_dude love~||gt was dead around the time it died.|
|Yellow Jr.||Hey karp
Can you teach me some Spanish
|magikarp||That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".|
|magikarp||Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.|
|xjt22||Art class trolling help me out fellers
Your task this week is to bring in one, or more, examples of what you consider "ideal beauty". Collect images of people, places, and objects that you think fit the definition of "pleasing to the eye". You are also asked to write a short statement about what you consider to be beautiful.
NDF this up guys!
|BNet||bring like, 45 pictures of yourself and write about each one individually
insist on presenting them to the class even if there's no presentation involved
|BNet||bring a box that is cut open on one end and closed on the other. wear a really long shirt and pull your pants down to your thighs. then go up and tell them your ideal beauty is in the box. then turn around and cram your buttox snugly into the box through the open end. then reveal the contents of the box to your fellow classmates.|
|~dr_dude love~||since everyone is here
im going to stream friday the 13th
|Past||Sunday the 11th|
|Good one Past||Yep|
|punisher2||Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
and i couldnt remember the damn words!
i tried to google them but!
why'd you block me pal.
|mistero della mente||i also defriended you on facebook
i hope we can still be friends
|BNet||whoa i NEVER noticeed this b4
u no those math problems like y=x+5abc or w/e? well i realized that it juts means that u figure out watever the stuff after the = is and thats waht the y thingy equal's on thhe graph!!!!! i feel so smart lmao
|atresac||pun it's like you just string words together, regardless of context or how much sense they make, and post it hoping it will be funny.|
|L9||Why do you let yourself get so worked up over it|
|atresac||Gee L9 why do you get so worked up over my criticism of pun.|
|atresac||just a head's up L9, whatever you offer for your reasoning as why you "don't get worked up" over my criticism of pun, I will use that as my reasoning for why I don't get worked up over pun's recent habits.
So yeah, just a fair warning.
|L9||Who says I'm going to offer any reasoning|
|atresac||in that case you admit defeat.|
|atresac||and by admitting defeat you admit my reasoning is iron-clad and bullet-proof.|
|L9||Of course. ;P|
|Russo||I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.|
|BNet||i barely know her head|
|BNet||Fuck you for being so dead.
Fuck you for being so dead.
|ENZO||you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?|
|punisher2||this post is gonna end up being 100 replies lol watch.
nothing much nothing much
Bnet still hates u!!!
|atresac||what the fuck|
|punisher2||JayPastyaJ (5:15:22 PM): lol bnet just banned me again
coreyinthe504 (5:15:30 PM): DARN!
|Grecian||i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
|BNet||you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs|
|L9||Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes|
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
bring back thumbs down
|Punisher2||the people want
the people want
|BNet||if by "the people" you mean "pun and past"
the two worst "the people" on the site
|mistero della mente||make a button that decides if we want a thumbs down button|
|mistero della mente||then give that button a thumbs down button so we can thumbs down it|
|atresac||pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.|
|L9||I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby|
|L9||How did you find this|
|L9||did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket|
|mistero della mente||i bet daniel did it|
|atresac||Tonight at 8
I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
|Magikarp||What movie? :L|
|Magikarp||Sounds like an interesting movie.|
|xjt22||HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST|
|atresac||it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
just seems like a waste now.
|punisher2||we need to expand on our mexican culture
EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
|magikarp||I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.|
|mistero della mente||and 100% gay|
Every last one of you is a fucking douchebag. Especially atresac, undead thingy, bnet, mo, xjt, amir, kaz, pun, D, duelmonkey, russo, dan, past, decimic, dude love, zeo, crisis, nailz, mistero, and whoever else ever posts here. FAGGOTS!!! Gay ass dick sucking pot smoking asswipes. All of you cunts deserve to have your balls bitten off by a disease-ridden whore before having your dick cut off with a dull, rusty knife. You're contributing to the deterioration of society. Contaminating the gene pool. Your disrespect and selfishness and lack of any moral standard will only continue to degrade the quality of life we have in this country. You and everyone else like you are leading everyone to extinction. I'm not referring to any destruction by a supreme being... this is not any sort of religious reference... this is strictly logic. Whether or not you understand it, a little bit of self discipline will go a long way in making this world a better place, especially for yourself. Many of the things that are generally considered "fun" are very fleeting, and as soon as the "fun" is over, they become detrimental. Not just to yourself, but with so many people doing and using these "fun" things so often, and with so many opinionated and selfish people refusing to make any sort of concessions (this being strictly because of greed or "inconvenience"), we are on a downhill slope. Take, for instance, this economy. If people weren't so greedy and impatient, the credit industry (particularly in the housing market) would not have grown into a huge bubble that couldn't support itself. Without a bubble to burst, it would have remained stable and we would never have gone into such a recession. Anyway, I'm bored. I figured it might be interesting to see how many people actually read all the way through this, and to see your reactions. So yeah. You can disregard this rant, but this site is still just a huge clusterfuck of the biggest assholes I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. Especially atresac. I don't know how you get off on being such a dick, but I can tell you that nobody appreciates it and it won't get you anywhere. Once in a while you might try not to be such a dumbass, maybe even try to do a little good, and see how much easier everything becomes. Same goes for all you other dipshits. Go fuck yourselves.
|Unknown 1337||Wow, you're a dick.|
|BNet||I'm looking forward to a "gene pool" consisting of only ENZOs. It's about time we saw the human race consist only of walking, breathing abortions.
Who are also not funny.
|amir25atw||ENZO WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDS|
|mistero della mente||i ctrl fd my name to see if i came up, and i'm only there once so i only read the first sentence.|
|Punisher2||where the hell did this come from? lol i dont get it.|
|Dan||ENZO I have given this deep thought and I just want you to know that I have decided not to read your long-ass message.
Have a good one :)
|Crystal||CREAM ON ME|
|atresac||when you're not strooong|
|Crystal||I'll be yo friend.|
|L9||I'll help you caaarrryy oooonn|
|Crystal||Good work guys, now really, who wants to cream on me?|
|magikarp||Alright so tonight I'm going to start my journey on watching all seasons of one of these shows:
I like them both. Probably scrubs.
|L9||both are terrible
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|mistero della mente||yeah karp what do you think you're doing liking these tv shows that l9 doesn't like you're such an asshole|
|atresac||bnet when the FUCK are you going to STREAM some GODDAMN zelDA|
|BNet||probably not tonight|
|atresac||I'm going to rip out your mouth.|
|Yellow Jr.||I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|amir25atw||kendra = yoko ono|