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Punisher2 Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos

KGO
atresac ruined.


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~dr_dude love~ eat me
mistero della mente you're like a meal for 12 fuck that


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Crystal CREAM ON ME
atresac when you're not strooong
Crystal I'll be yo friend.
L9 I'll help you caaarrryy oooonn
Crystal Good work guys, now really, who wants to cream on me?


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punisher2 LCD screens

anyone who has a LCD screen how do you clean it.

Like my tv has dust/ a large ass finger print on it

and it fucking sucks.

But i am sorta skitzo about these things
punisher2 is there any way to clean it where i wont have to buy some thing extra?

like rubbing alcohol or something something.

CUS they dont exactly give you a cleaning kit with your 42 inch tvs (THEY SHOULD)
uiif Just pour some water on it.
punisher2 Yeah but when i dry it it will create more smudges and what not wont it?
uiif Take it apart and pour some water in too while it is still plugged in. I do this all the time and it works.


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magikarp how many points does my fleshlight get


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sesstehking Net...

Why do you keep correcting everyone whenever possible? Just because members of your site, note YOUR site, aren't always grammatically correct, doesn't mean you should constantly be correcting them. I'm willing to bet that a few of them could be below par when it comes to knowledge of the english language and grammar in particular, and when one of their e-friends continuously points out that they're wrong and therefore less of an intellectual than you are, especially when that particular e-friend happens to have made this website and administrates it, they probably feel hurt and may at some point want to stop posting when that e-friend is around in order to stop being unrightfully corrected and told that they are wrong. Or perhaps even decide to stop coming to your site altogether. You seem to feel you're the only human with the capacity to type up messages using proper english and grammar, thus creating a false sense of entitlement with which boosts your ego that you hide behind, creating a Battle Netmaster who acts like an asshole and picks and prods at any person who may make a grammatical error on his website. You should act with humility. Instead of being selfish, be selfless. You more than likely hurt a lot of peoples feelings whom weren't as fortunate as you were to have opportunities to be taught properly and have a good environment to be taught in whilst in their developmental stages. You were bullied as a child I'm assuming, and you now know why those children probably said those heinous insults to you. Because you, too, are now experiencing the feeling of being more powerful than someone whilst bringing them down without a care for their feelings. And you can only achieve this feeling of power whilst hiding behind a computer, taunting people whom consider you a friend...

In other words, you're a dick sometimes. But what's up bro? Get to work on a mobile ND.
L9 Is this post the new "read"?
BNet true that was a lots of thing i had to correcting lmao
sesstehking Since 9 of those corrections were not technically incorrect, they shall stay and you shall look at them knowing you wasted your time attempting to correct. Though I'm sure you achieved the erection you sought after that you usually get from correcting your fellow NDForum-goers. And two of the grammatical infractions were due to me typing on my phone.

But, #1: "that was a lots of thing" is incorrect.

#2: "i had to correcting" is also incorrect.

As well as the capitalization of the beginning of the sentence as well as "I" due to it being a proper noun.

But I love you bruh. Who's this L9 kid?
PurpNgold49er l9 is the kid that thought bnet grammar
BNet Past, I Believe The Word You Are Looking For Is "Taught".
L9 God, I love being more intelligent than most people.
BNet l9 mucho faggo LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry l9
PurpNgold49er el nueve es joto
Punisher2 im just happy that someone who isn't pun got called dumb.

Congrats sess you can be that guy now!
sesstehking Not only do we go way back Net, but I'm also smarter than 85%-90% of the dumbasses on this site.

And when did he call me dumb Pun?

AND I'm flattered you have a bulletin board dedicated to me. Do you still have the picture i sent you of me just cupping my cock'n'balls whilst my feet were aimed to the sky, thus resulting in a perfect brown eye shot? It was from way back when we were spamming and you quit while I was just really starting to develop spammers with PHP and such. Yet we continued to talk on AIM consistantly and constantly.

I was always too embarrassed to say anything but...I really liked talking to you...I think it was more than just e-buddies chatting. There was chemistry...
BNet Hey Sess! Couple things:

1. You're of average intelligence =\\
sesstehking Well, I'd be insulted if you were fully capable of judging my intellect. However, you've never met me just like I've never met you. Thus all I can be certain of is that you 1: know how to teach yourself web designing languages, which I was fully capable o doing and more than likely and more than capable now, and that 2: you're well spoken and have an above par vocabulary consisting of a wide array of properly used terminology and are not grammatically inferior to anyone on NDForums as far as I know.

I do 't understand why you wish to insult me, however...
BNet Sess, how is average an insult? There's nothing wrong with being average, bud -pats head-


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magikarp Morgan freeman's a guy? wtf, I had no idea

Seriously, I didn't even know if morgan was a singer and what not and I just wikid him and WHAT THE FUCK?!?
amir25atw YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
amir25atw Rip tho
ENZO RIP? Wait, are you talking about Freeman or Karp?
amir25atw Freeman dude where have you been


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Punisher2 HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!

bnet!
BNet I'm never taking it down.

And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.

It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
Yellow Jr. Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?


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L9 just thought up an AMAZING joke

nd4ums

GREAT joke


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Grecian the story of how i am a massive dickhead fuck up

as i write this post on ndforums.com, ive been awake for nearly 24 hours. i am exhausted, tired, drunk as a fucking homeless crack head andmost of all exhausted.

my day started at 5am on the 14th. i had the day of school and plans in the evening so of course i get called in for a fucking 12 hour shift. i wake up, get a shower and go to work. its a long day and all i can wait to do is drink beer and play xbox with my friends. so i get home from work, 12 and a half hours after 6am and order some food to eat. i eat it, its pretty delicious so i cant complain.

and then my ride shows up, i get in the car and we start talking. i am in a bad mood, so naturally i yell quite a bit and make fun of the driver, because thats just what happens. we get to the liquor store -- we go to the big one because the small one in our small shitty town wont do -- and we get our liquor. i buy 12 delicious canadian beer. so we get out and start playing xbox, and of course i finish way too much alcohol before we even start to play coherarently so i suck ass and get my ass handed to me time after time so i shut down the xbox and do a huge shot of straight vodka and tell everyone whats up. we're taking a 40 dollar cab ride to the most exciting bars, contining to get drunk, and acting like massive assholes.

of course, since i cant really backspace all that way or backtrack even, i left out the detial that i made my friends ex-girlfriend cry by telling her this MASSIVE fucking lie that he was fucking a 14 year old girl in this guys computer room. of course, i dont know any 14 year old girls, the guy im telling the lie about -- my friend of almost 20 years --- isnt even fucking there, but i tell her i havent seen him in about 30 minutes, he disappeared with this 14 year old girl and i think theyre fucking.

so she texts him, and he texts me. he says, stop texting [ex-gf name[ youre going to get me in trouble. so i tell her i was just kidding, and that he wasnt even with me at all tonight, theres no 14 year old girls around, and everything was good. so naturally, since theyve been broken up for almost a half a year, she tells me she cried when i told her this and that i was a bad person.

so my friends mom comes down into his basement and she says to me, i bet you would be pissed if someone texted your girlfreind that. so i viewed this as a CHALLENGE, so i texted my girlfriend telling her how sorry i was ,begging for her forgiveness, telling her i didnt realize that "this girl" was so young and i was drunk and didnt know what i was doing.

i showed my friends mom, ha. that fuck. she cant fucking mess with me.

so she starts reading this text conversation im having with my girlfriend, and she decides that she is going to call my girlfriend, who is out with her friends. so she calls my gf, and my gf thinks its this other girl. my gf also thinks i want to fuck this girl badly. i dont. so shes wrong on both accounts. how typical of a girl.

anyway so after my gf hangs up on tthis "girl", who is actually my friends mom and the mix up is because my girlfriend and her friends are absolutely retarded, dumb and just fucking stupid, she texts me and told me "i thought you were on a guys night', and i told her. im not retarded, it was [friends mom] not this girl she thought i wanted to fuck badly even thoiugh i dont wanna fuck her shes annoying and not even that cute.

anyway, so i stop texting my gf because im getting annoyed and we go to the first bar. its full of old people. we stay maybe 30 seconds before we get the fuck out, go to the atm at the hotel we were at and try to get money out of it using the spanish option. no one speaks spanish, but we were able to get 20 dollars out. so we go on to the next bar, it costs 6 dollars to get in and it sucks ass but theres 2 cute girls at hte table next to us. me, being the good friend i am, i offer to go try to talk to these girls nad bring them over to us.

but first i say, im not attractive and i have no people skills, so finish your fucking drinks first so if we have to leave immediately after i get back, we will get the fuck out.

so theyre slow to finish their drinks, and some guy approaches them obviously with more game than me, so i say, you know, fuck it. this place is full of fags, lets get the fuck out.s owe go to the most popular club around.

it costs 5 dollars to get. we get a drink and we're standing around, so i say i gotta piss like a fucking horse and i go and i piss. i get back and i cant find either of the guys i was with, so i go ahead and text them. theyre at a table. i eventually find them and sit down. and across from me are these 3 fairly hot cute girls. so im like, alright, im fucking bored. lets make this interesting.

so theyre like, what, etc, how. so i finish my drink and get up. i walk over to them. ive pretty much never done this before in my life, much less to a table of beautiful women.

i walk up to the one i find least attractive, of course, because i feel like this is the one if i can get throguh to her, i can bring her fucking hot slutty friends over too.

let me finish this sectino of the story off by telling you: i dont think im attractive, that i am suave, smart or have game. neither do girls. im white, very nerdy and pretty much the oopposite of what girls want. but, lets be honest, i think im fucking AWESOME regardless of what i am, which is the only mindset to have. i am the greatest human being alive and the ONLY person that matters in this entire fucking world, so fuck everyone else, you goddamn cockers. it doesnt matter what i am, the only thing that matter was these girls were alone, looking bored, and i was horny and drunk as fuck.

so, i walk over. i dont know what to expect. my friends are nervous, they think the girls are going to call over the bounces and get my ass kicked. i dont give a fuck. either way, i dont fucking care about anything. i want to have fun, and if getting my face beaten in my a 250 pound failed MMA figher is the way im going to have fun, im going to fucking have it.

so i walk up to the least attractive girl. i say

hey, im just here with a couple of friends and we notice you guys. we were wondering if you guys wanted to dance and maybe grab a couple of drinks.

so the girl, who is the least attractive but thats not saying mcuh because she was cute at the same time, she sayssssss, oh,

well, we're not up for dancing just yet, but we can use a coiuple of drinks.

not yet, but we could use a couple of drinks.

okay, like i said, im unattractive, boring and have no game. but i am NOT a fucking retarded fuck. i am not dumb in anyway. i refuse to admit it. i realize this instant i am getting played by this fucking piece of shit human being, she is using the fact that she is female to try and fucking get free drinks out of me and my friends for her friends. im not an idiot. i can see this. im not horny enough to spend 50 or so dollars on her friends to be left without even at least a tit.

so i say, alright, thats too bad, and i start to walk away.

and she taps my arm. and she says something. the mustic is loud, i cant hear.

i say, what.

and at this point, i am sure she changed her mind, and i am gonna see at least some boobs or maybe get a hj

she says







but you were really polite, i like that.








and thats the last straw for me. i walk back to our table, i look at the boys and i say

fuck these stupid fucking whores. they said i was police. fuck them, lets get a new table. fuck this shit, lets get some more alcohol and fuck this ass. fuck this, i cant even take it anymore. so we went up, got another drink, then went and got some subway. i got a fucking awesome chicken bacon ranch and devoured it. then we got the cab home and i wrote this story.

theres no point, reason, or any fucking thing at all that i wrote this story. for. the fact is, its 330 ow, im fucking shit faced, been up for almost 24 hours, and just got shit on by 3 fairly cute girls.

also i made a girl cry.

and my girlfriend is mad at me for me telling her i fucked a 14 year old girl "by accident". but, let me clarify, i never did. i have never fucked a 14 year old girl in my life and never will. i made it up as a joke. a bad joke.

and finally, if you read the entire thing, you probably now realize that i am a bad person and when i wake up in the morning and read this thread, if i do, i will realize i am a bad person as well.

and know what i will do?

i will comntinue on being a bad person because fuck you all.


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BNet Vote on a movie.

Go
atresac just Bnet sitting there with his webcam on for a cupola hours.
BNet dude you're not going to watch me do nothing for 2 hours, or do anything for 2 hours. what the hell are you on =|

i meant i'll be the one to stream THE MOVIE, whatever we eventually decide on.
magikarp We can watch you jack off for 2 hours, that'll be interesting.
punisher2 bnet can do stand up while sitting down.
punisher2 hey guys were being inconsiderate if bnet on cam then he cant watch ittttttt =[
real_decimic I already watch someone sitting in their chair at the computer, more than just a cupola hours.I can just go there if I want to see that.


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amir25atw hussain ftw
L9 hussain
amir25atw I'm just going to assume you were a hall monitor who took his job to seriously in school and leave it at that.
L9 just a nazi when it comes to spelling
L9 As in I advocate the systematic elimination of people who cannot spell by means of death camps


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amir25atw i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet

all you live far as hell away from me
og bubba kush ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
og bubba kush and nigga i drive a infiniti


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magikarp Alright so tonight I'm going to start my journey on watching all seasons of one of these shows:

The office

Or

Scrubs

I like them both. Probably scrubs.
L9 both are terrible

The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
mistero della mente yeah karp what do you think you're doing liking these tv shows that l9 doesn't like you're such an asshole


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Past does someone have black night rises on dvd?
atresac holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
atresac it's black night arisen


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atresac bnet when the FUCK are you going to STREAM some GODDAMN zelDA
BNet probably not tonight
atresac I'm going to rip out your mouth.
BNet D;
atresac more like

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magikarp My grades:

English-8 percent
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Biology-22 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent

I stink and am fat.
Spoon You're a history buff


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BNet someone

ntrtayn
Amir25atw Only if you return the favor
Amir25atw Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot


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Past NDF suggestion

bring back thumbs down
Punisher2 the people want

the people want
BNet if by "the people" you mean "pun and past"


the two worst "the people" on the site
mistero della mente make a button that decides if we want a thumbs down button
mistero della mente then give that button a thumbs down button so we can thumbs down it


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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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Magikarp Pun, how do you feel about the Black Ops map pack coming to the 360 first?
mistero della mente the 360 is absolutely awful and i keep mine under my bed and never use it. fuck you amir.
Magikarp The PS3's a boring piece of shit just like you, you faggot.
mistero della mente whats that karp i can't hear you over my 360 being under my bed
Magikarp I can hear you just fine and my 360's running.
mistero della mente you better catch it then


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BNet did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
L9 no he just took it out of the frame on his wall


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Grecian brady plz read!!

hey brady, its me, brady. i just want to thannk you, brady, for coming to this website and i actually invited brady here for a reason.

im coming out of the closet and i dont know how to tell you in real life, brady. so here it is. im gay as fuck.


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L9 wisdom teeth in less than 12 hours

consolation plz
mistero della mente death,
mistero della mente agonising pain
mistero della mente complete dread and terror
mistero della mente they'll accidentally pull your jawbone out instead of your teeth


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Grecian i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.

true story.


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mistero della mente bnet and l9

if you can find me a translated a link to the past manga to be read online, thanks chumpals.
BNet count me out
mistero della mente this isnt a democracy
magikarp It's a dictatorship.
magikarp And i'm the dictator.
mistero della mente get out of life


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magikarp i fucking hate liking shit on accident

this androids the dumbest shit ever misguiding the link i click on then likes it >:-(
BNet you can unlike it
magikarp i can but the bitches get the notification
BNet don't worry, as soon as they see "Brandon McCarty" they go "don't care" and stop reading, so they'll never know.
Past lol gott you there
BNet get off my dick past


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Unknown 1337 AIDS/HIV was a conspiracy. I have proof.

Why do we have had a US Patent for the cure for AIDS since 1996?

http://patft.uspto.gov then on the left click on Patent Number Search and input this number: 5676977

If you would like more information I can even give you the US patent for the creation of AIDS...

This did not come from a monkey, this did not come from an African and a monkey, this came from our own US virus division. AIDS was created to thin the populations of Third world countries. African leaders we upset hat we released it into there environment so to calm the tension, our government decided to to take 1000 white homo males tell them they were getting a flu shot then they all contracted AIDS and died.

- I did my research.
Long live the corrupted Gov of the USA.
atresac ts;dr


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~dr_dude love~ alice and wonderland

8.2/10 so far
L9 >and
BNet Alice and Wonderland

7.3/10

Alice and Wonderland make a cute duo, but I feel like their relationship and the plot itself was a little contrived. Overall not a bad movie. Oh and Wonderland's boobs? Definitely not real.


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atresac AP European History Exam friday

it goes until 3:30

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grecian who wants to know about european history
Grecian besides mistero
atresac mistero should help me cheat.
BNet mistero lives in england not europe
Grecian but i mean

same thing
BNet nah
BNet europe is a COMPLETELY different country
atresac Yeah, isn't Europe part of Africa?
atresac the western part but still.
Grecian its pretty much like the USA and Mexico though. They're attached so they must be the same.

I'm not speaking from experience though I haven't been to the USA too often but from what I gather
atresac What? I thought you were in Nova Scotia? Isn't that in Detroit?
Grecian its a suburb just outside of Detroit. Its a pretty nice continent.
BNet well europe is technically a colony of africa, but i won't get into that.

grecian, the difference between europe and england is more like the difference between North America and Laos.
Grecian i know a guy who went to england and said it was EXACTLY like laos.
BNet that's impossible. laos is all the way over in russia. culturally they're somewhat like portugal but NOTHING like england.
Grecian thats just what he said man i always thought england was a bit more like Nigeria, Coasta Rico
BNet kind of a mix of both, but i digress.

anyway, sac, i'll help you study.
Grecian we can quiz him right now.

whats was the population in france in 1883?
BNet people didn't live in france until 1920 during the great French Settlement of northern indonesia.
Grecian that seems like it might be really inaccurate but im really too dumb to realize if youre telling the truth or not :(
BNet France was settled by North Indonesians in 1920s.. that was basically the trigger for WWii...



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