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~dr_dude love~ alice and wonderland

8.2/10 so far
L9 >and
BNet Alice and Wonderland

7.3/10

Alice and Wonderland make a cute duo, but I feel like their relationship and the plot itself was a little contrived. Overall not a bad movie. Oh and Wonderland's boobs? Definitely not real.


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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Punisher2 u guys should be lost on and island together

it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
mistero della mente i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
Punisher2 i'd fuck a tree before going that way


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


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Past am i a bully
BNet no, bullies have an impact on people
BNet you're more like a loaf of bread


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BNet So mom calls me up for help for a minute

She's trying to cut a stray branch from a tree and it's out of reach, so she had a lil ol ladder and she was trying to clip it but she's like "can you come out and hold the ladder? i just can't hold two things at once"

and i was like

"well here, you hold the former, and i'll hold the latter (ladder!!!!)" and

and

i think it went right past her because she didn't respond =[

please appreciate my joke. please. PLEASE.
magikarp To be honest, I don't even think you could cut it either, aren't you like 4'2?
BNet Yeah, I'm 4'2 sick of you insulting me.
L9 that was a 4'2itous joke
BNet thanks; i was very 4'2nate that karp used that exact height.
duelmonkeyx i lold

she didnt ask you to climb the ladder and cut the branch because your a fatass and would have broke the ladder
L9 if the ladder broke it would have become

a former ladder


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atresac josh (10:17:33 PM): i just love
josh (10:17:36 PM): with
josh (10:18:03 PM): a one in115 TRILLION chance of getting all the same pokemon
josh (10:18:03 PM): is
josh (10:18:07 PM): 10,000 points
josh (10:18:17 PM): it's like
josh (10:18:36 PM): you slap your dick on the keyboard
josh (10:18:40 PM): and it writes
josh (10:18:42 PM): the bible
josh (10:18:45 PM): and you win like
josh (10:18:50 PM): 1,000 dollars
josh (10:19:02 PM): "eh not bad"


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Grecian no, she got me a bunch of stuff that was all pretty sweet. i mean, i probably would have bought her more but i havent had money in goddamn 4 weeks because i spent all my money on christmas presents and my phone bill and gas.

what an awful holiday. whoever created it should be crucified.
L9 the romans are 2000 years ahead of you


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magikarp I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
nizzarf you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
magikarp ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
atresac more like your forum was left 4 dead


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ENZO Read.

Every last one of you is a fucking douchebag. Especially atresac, undead thingy, bnet, mo, xjt, amir, kaz, pun, D, duelmonkey, russo, dan, past, decimic, dude love, zeo, crisis, nailz, mistero, and whoever else ever posts here. FAGGOTS!!! Gay ass dick sucking pot smoking asswipes. All of you cunts deserve to have your balls bitten off by a disease-ridden whore before having your dick cut off with a dull, rusty knife. You're contributing to the deterioration of society. Contaminating the gene pool. Your disrespect and selfishness and lack of any moral standard will only continue to degrade the quality of life we have in this country. You and everyone else like you are leading everyone to extinction. I'm not referring to any destruction by a supreme being... this is not any sort of religious reference... this is strictly logic. Whether or not you understand it, a little bit of self discipline will go a long way in making this world a better place, especially for yourself. Many of the things that are generally considered "fun" are very fleeting, and as soon as the "fun" is over, they become detrimental. Not just to yourself, but with so many people doing and using these "fun" things so often, and with so many opinionated and selfish people refusing to make any sort of concessions (this being strictly because of greed or "inconvenience"), we are on a downhill slope. Take, for instance, this economy. If people weren't so greedy and impatient, the credit industry (particularly in the housing market) would not have grown into a huge bubble that couldn't support itself. Without a bubble to burst, it would have remained stable and we would never have gone into such a recession. Anyway, I'm bored. I figured it might be interesting to see how many people actually read all the way through this, and to see your reactions. So yeah. You can disregard this rant, but this site is still just a huge clusterfuck of the biggest assholes I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. Especially atresac. I don't know how you get off on being such a dick, but I can tell you that nobody appreciates it and it won't get you anywhere. Once in a while you might try not to be such a dumbass, maybe even try to do a little good, and see how much easier everything becomes. Same goes for all you other dipshits. Go fuck yourselves.
Unknown 1337 Wow, you're a dick.
BNet I'm looking forward to a "gene pool" consisting of only ENZOs. It's about time we saw the human race consist only of walking, breathing abortions.

Who are also not funny.
amir25atw ENZO WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDS
mistero della mente i ctrl fd my name to see if i came up, and i'm only there once so i only read the first sentence.
Punisher2 where the hell did this come from? lol i dont get it.
Dan ENZO I have given this deep thought and I just want you to know that I have decided not to read your long-ass message.

Have a good one :)
atresac no u


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Grecian i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
L9 You must be pretty flexible.


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magikarp so last night i found out I have a twin brother

When we were born my parents weren't able to take care of us both. a married couple in Atlanta were interested in one of us and drove to Michigan while my mom was pregnant and they stayed in touch until she had me and my brother. when we were born my parents and the couple felt it was best to raise us as our own person, not to let us know we had a twin until we were old enough. our parents stayed in touch this entire time and i guess a week ago they told Ben (my twin) and last night my mom told me. Im gonna talk to him tonight. My mom told me his interests and its funny for the most part we like the same music and movies but he has a pretty thick southern accent
atresac if there are two karps i am killing myself right now because this isn't what i signed on for when i entered this plane of existence.


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mistero della mente they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
~dr_dude love~ I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
mistero della mente stay in your posts.
~dr_dude love~ you fucking suck.


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Past Karp my lil sister could take you.
magikarp how old's your little sister?
Past 8
amir25atw I'm going to fuck your sister


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D I'm almost 100% convinced of this, I could be wrong, but

Past and L9 are the same person. I can go into details but not now
magikarp Where the fuck have you been? L9 told BNet he was Past when Past was banned so "Past" could be unbanned.
BNet I know for a fact that L9 isn't REALLY Past; I knew he only said that to get Past unbanned because, in reality, I am Past and L9 didn't want me to remain banned.
D so

BNet=Past, and Past=L9. So BNet=L9 as well.

This must mean Karp=Amir.

My god...
BNet No, BNet = Past, but Past != L9. L9 only pretended to be Past so Past would be unbanned; but in reality, I am Past. He wanted ME to be unbanned, so he tricked me into believing he was Past and I was not.
BNet What the.. I just checked the IPs... and every single one of them is my IP..

oh my god, i've been living in a complete fabrication
BNet can anyone hear me?? OH GOD IT'S BEEN ME THIS WHOLE TIME
BNet THIS SITE HAS ONE MEMBER AND I'M ALL ALONE, OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME ESCAPE THIS LONELINESS
magikarp Stop talking to yourself, me.
BNet GOD I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE!!!
D Hey Steve, it's me Steve. Ya having fun?
magikarp Gotta problem? You can tell me it on AIM and I can see if I can help. My AIM's deseraimp.
BNet WHY DO I FORCE MYSELF TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS


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Past I am dumb and stupid and gay


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BNet "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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punisher2 Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie

well there goes half the viewers for that movie
Grecian yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
Grecian and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
Grecian and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.


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magikarp Hey Past

I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
Past Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.
atresac so she's had sex once?


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L9 hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
yellow jr. hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
mistero della mente yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO


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L9 Pulp Fiction

9.5/10
atresac fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
BNet Really


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Punisher2 Amir, Karp, Kelly

Amir's a fag, don't ever trust him.

karp is the worst thing that ever happened to ndf he's like a really bad shit when you look back in the toilet after eating a burrito.

Kelly, is a sellout and faggot too.

Kelly calls amir and karp gay behind their back.

its a vicious cycle how all you guys talk shit behind each others back but i'm done with it. Amir and karp are the king of this though ever since they came together. All of you are fake as fuck.
magikarp LMAO the fuck
magikarp i haven't talked to you in like three years, little boy
Punisher2 i wouldnt want to talk to trash like you
Punisher2 you look down on people.
Punisher2 go stare at the big fucking post of yourself you fucking faggot.
magikarp Do u even lift faggot
Punisher2 I don't care about that stuff.

Your the one whos full of himself you need to lift or you'll feel like a small little man.

You'll be the dude who gets looked at by dudes like you (now) and wondered why such a ugly little dude has a better girl than you when your SO AWESOME, but you're still ugly.
magikarp Take your ol pizza face lookin ass back to papa johns
Punisher2 throw yourself into the garbage where you fit in better.
magikarp >>11<

Dude your whole life's garbo. you're 24 and afraid to fucking get a job and live a real life i can't believe Im actually arguing with some bitch who's main 3 priorities in life are jerking it, video games, and sleeping.

Im not even trying to be a dick but instead of bitching about us go get some fuckin ambition you poor excuse for a human
magikarp Pun if you dont hop off my dick Im gonna post something you dont want me to post here. now please quit acting like a little bitch, thank you.
Omgsports2 e's like a really bad shit when you look back in the toilet after eating a burrito.



Lmaooooo
magikarp Shut up Kelly ya fuckin turd
Omgsports2 Man whatever man I don't even like u guys
magikarp

really? :(
Omgsports2 OH IM KARP OOOO I HAVE REAL LIFE FRIENDS OOOO I LOST WEIGHT YEA I GO TO THE HYM DO U EEN LIFT OOOO MY ONLINE FRIENDS R INSIGNIFICANT FUCK YOU I CANT BEAT YOUR BROTHER IN MADDEN WITH THE JAGUARS ANYMORE CUZ UR A FUCK!!!!'n
Omgsports2 MADDEN IS LIFE AND U AND UR BROTHER R RUINING IT
Omgsports2 BREAKING NEWS DDL CALLED US CHILDISH FOR BEEFING OVER MADDEN


YES THE MAN THAT CONSTANTLY USES POOR HARD WORKING MOTHERS NETFLIX ACCOUNTS CALLED US CHILDISH PEOPLE!!
amir25atw ok


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ENZO Speaking of annoying girls

I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
punisher2 lol i dont get the annoying part of the story

maybe stupid but
ENZO Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story


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~dr_dude love~ so everytime i click the random post loader

it stays in the same year

and only goes back like 2 months
Dan The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.

So suck my balls.


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duelmonkeyx shut the fuck up kelly god damn
Omgsports2 Wen r u going to japan

The Magic Number was 10; 15 points!
duelmonkeyx I changed my mind. Im going to Madrid and then Paris so I can be BILL9 in paris
Omgsports2 Ur such a pussy y not go bak 2 ur roots!!! Ur home land!!!
duelmonkeyx Bitch you go back to the homeland then. Ebola waiting for you


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magikarp Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
xjt22 WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
Unknown 1337 I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face


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Og Bubba Kush i heard a cj reference

some random famaly og was talking to another og and said "you know og johnson stubborn as hell", also denise is franklins aunt and that was cjs girlfriend.
xjt22 i heard hes in the game
Og Bubba Kush no sign of him in gta 4 it said he died in a newspaper
atresac that's dumb. how could cj fit into a newspaper???


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magikarp Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
mistero della mente try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.


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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.



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