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BNet Contest results:

1st place by a long shot: DuelMonkeyX! Completed the run in about ... what, 25 minutes? 300 pts

2nd place: Liquidnine! The only other person to finish without giving up ;3 took a little over an hour! 100 pts


Dishonorable mentions: Mistero, YOU UP-GIVER.
DDL, YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!
Corey, Where did you even go


It was a tough temple ;3 hopefully you guys all had fun. It was a lot harder than the last contest that's for sure ;p
ENZO Whats this about a contest?
atresac try to keep up ezno.

also: what contest.


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BNet did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
L9 no he just took it out of the frame on his wall


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BNet Vote on a movie.

Go
atresac just Bnet sitting there with his webcam on for a cupola hours.
BNet dude you're not going to watch me do nothing for 2 hours, or do anything for 2 hours. what the hell are you on =|

i meant i'll be the one to stream THE MOVIE, whatever we eventually decide on.
magikarp We can watch you jack off for 2 hours, that'll be interesting.
punisher2 bnet can do stand up while sitting down.
punisher2 hey guys were being inconsiderate if bnet on cam then he cant watch ittttttt =[
real_decimic I already watch someone sitting in their chair at the computer, more than just a cupola hours.I can just go there if I want to see that.


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mistero della mente hes a great friend i enjoy his company

please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
Punisher2 he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.

or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
BNet maybe he's given up hope


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xjt22 karp-LMAO but for real, I told him to buy a second controller and he was like "Nah I don't like doing that because that gives my friends rights to come over and use me for my PS3" or some shit
I guess he just doesn't love his step brother enough to buy a second controller even though I love him enough to walk around in a jizz covered hoodie =[


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Punisher2 name the first word that comes to your head

sadomasochist

no i dont know why.

fuck
Past MURDER
Punisher2 dont be a murderer
Past id go to jail for assault, attempted murder, and manslaughter
Past Everyday
Past there is a shooting every day here, and im sure their is a shooting in detriot, chicago, d.c, baltimore everyday as well.
Past thats what happens when there is too many homos


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Past Karp my lil sister could take you.
magikarp how old's your little sister?
Past 8
amir25atw I'm going to fuck your sister


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L9 barnacles

I went out to get a PS Vita today.

NO STORES had them! The damn thing has been completely discontinued apparently (or at least for the time being, I assume).

This is so much more stupid and annoying to me than it should be but it really ruined my day. :\\
L9 However, I did get a 32GB PS Vita memory card!!!!
Punisher2 nice consolation prize


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L9 streaming Majora's Mask again at 7:30

estuary
atresac pity, that's marked in my day planner as "don't watch any streams at all"
L9 yeah well, see if I care!!!!!!!
L9 hint: I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mistero della mente another hint please


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Yellow Jr. I always see L9 as a skinny dude with long hair who everyone just likes
L9 I'm not exactly skinny, and only a few people ever admitted to liking me
L9 Also I hope this doesn't turn into another "20-25 friends" deal :s
atresac l9 tell us how many friends you have.
magikarp I'm one of your friends, right L9?
Yellow Jr. I'm one of your friends, right L9?
L9 Karp is.

Yellow, shut up.
atresac Yellow, I consider you my friend.
atresac LOL jk get the fuck out.
magikarp Yellow, if it makes you feel any better, if satan ever dangled you and my dog over a pit of boiling lava and he gave me a choice to save you or my dog, I'd choose my dog.


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amir25atw Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk

For a week

0/10
L9 I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
amir25atw Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho


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amir25atw Sac

if you pass up on ari garcia i am going to punch you in the face

unless its the karp bitch
magikarp Why was I brought up
amir25atw LOL I SAID THE KARP BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I MEANT TO WRITE karp LOLLLLLL

i think its because karps always like "im karp im karp"

runnin down the road "im karp im karp"

with his shirt of screamin "im karp im karp"

at his wedding yelling "im karp im karp"

in his deathbed blinking "im karp im karp"

But the Tarintino-twist was that he was never karp at all........
amir25atw LMFAOOOOOOOO I PUT KARP AGAIN LOLLLLLLL I MEANT TO PUT karp AGAIN
amir25atw karp
amir25atw motherfucker


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amir25atw Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.


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Unknown 1337 AIDS/HIV was a conspiracy. I have proof.

Why do we have had a US Patent for the cure for AIDS since 1996?

http://patft.uspto.gov then on the left click on Patent Number Search and input this number: 5676977

If you would like more information I can even give you the US patent for the creation of AIDS...

This did not come from a monkey, this did not come from an African and a monkey, this came from our own US virus division. AIDS was created to thin the populations of Third world countries. African leaders we upset hat we released it into there environment so to calm the tension, our government decided to to take 1000 white homo males tell them they were getting a flu shot then they all contracted AIDS and died.

- I did my research.
Long live the corrupted Gov of the USA.
atresac ts;dr


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mistero della mente bnet and l9

if you can find me a translated a link to the past manga to be read online, thanks chumpals.
BNet count me out
mistero della mente this isnt a democracy
magikarp It's a dictatorship.
magikarp And i'm the dictator.
mistero della mente get out of life


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Grecian hey ladies, have you met bnet?
Kazuya Mishima Hey BNet, have you met ladies?


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BNet no offense past but

i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you


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amir25atw sac

you still scared of pirates?
atresac when did i ever say i was that
amir25atw what the fuck whos scared of pirates then
atresac no one is scared of pirates
amir25atw someones scared of pirates
ENZO It's that guy ^
amir25atw what


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amir25atw When I have a kid....

And he's about 13,and I make a pokemon reference and he looks me in the eyes without laughing and says:

"What's Pokemon???"

He'll be fucking done.


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Theheight You guys should just let me win the lottery every week
L9 Fuck off, TheHeight! Nobody fucking asked you!
Theheight Nobody asked anything at all
Theheight Bitch
L9 Shut the fuck up, little pussy faggot.
Theheight Aww did I offend you L9? Continue to call me things over an internet forum, I'm sure that is really going to get to me eventually.
L9 You act like you're hot shit, but you're nothing but a little bitch ass. For real. Fucking no-life, punkass little kid.
L9 Dude, I feel fucking sorry for you. Real talk.
Theheight Ugh surely there is someone on NDForums that is better at trolling than you, I'm sure even Punisher could do a better job than you right now and he seems like the nicest guy on this site too.
Theheight Do I need to give you some info to work with? Maybe to actually get you started?
L9 What info do I need? You're a pussy-ass with no life and no friends.
Theheight What the fuck is a pussy-ass? Haha like that isn't even an insult I have no idea what that even is supposes to be implying. And here is your chance to really get it started. Go ahead and tell me what leads you to believe I have no life and no friends.
Theheight And if you try to say I am a "pussy-ass" ever again then you automatically lose.
L9 You can keep talking smack about me but that won't help you lose your virginity or cure your micropenis.
Theheight Oh I knew the penis jokes were going to come into play eventually. I think the only thing left you have in your sorry little arsenal now is to make some bad insult about my mom, right?
L9 Your life was a bad insult to your mom.
Theheight Hmm I still have yet to hear one good remark that actually was clever enough to affect me. Should I start using really bad grammar because that might be able to give you a fresh start? Or do you just want to give up for the night, Google some new insults and try again tomorrow?
L9 Man, I should waste your faggot ass. Fucking bitch.
Theheight You say that as if it's not what you've been trying to do for the past 30 minutes
L9 If we could go head to head I'd pound your cute, round, pink little ass.
Theheight To be honest, if we met head to head, you would only come up to about my shoulders at best. And if you feel like coming up to Tallahassee anytime by all means come because it would be absolutely hilarious hearing you say these things actually to my face and not over the internet.
L9 You'll be my Tallahassee Lassie, and I'll ride you all night long.
Theheight Alright well this has gotten to the point where I am starting to truly feel embarrassed for you. If you ever try something like this again later I am probably just going to pretend to be offended so you don't have to end up at this desperate point ever again.
L9 Later, butt-gay-poop.
Theheight Haha have a good night.
L9 Wow man, you are completely pathetic. Do you just sit around on the internet and shit-talk people all day? Do you have any life at all? (Wait, scratch that. I already know the answer. To that one.)


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mistero della mente hey sac

milk my asshole
amir25atw my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human


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mistero della mente bnet, idea

turn ndforums into a dating website.
Grecian this is a brilliant idea i will update my profile.
BNet i lold
Grecian profile is updated.

who is first
Magikarp LOL Grecian.
mistero della mente i lol'd too
atresac lol@this entire post
atresac NDF would be a great dating site if we had a single female member
BNet your profile rules

also, heartbreakhotel... <3


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magikarp What ever happened to Sess?

I never really talked to him but I remember when we put my dog down and I was really depressed about it he made a post and said he loved me haha he was cool
L9 He's just on another hiatus. He pops back in every now and then.
Og Bubba Kush idk bnet was a asshole he banned him and sess aint the type to kiss your ass, if you dont like him he dont fuck with you lol sess is a cool dude tho one of the realest people i ever met on the internet but like l9 said he might be locked up again cause he did have a case coming up.
L9 Right, I mentioned his upcoming case in my post.


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mistero della mente i can't get back to my portal
BNet shoot a portal at it, then shoot a portal at the ground.
BNet then go through the portal and out the portal to arrival at your portal.
mistero della mente what does that even
mistero della mente oh that terrible game
mistero della mente i forgot what it was called
BNet it is called portal
mistero della mente oh.


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magikarp Can I just ya know, have a show of hands who would have sex with this girl
BNet fake tan thinks she's the shit horrible awful shirt, i will not raise my hand
magikarp LMFAO WHAT A FUCKING LIAR!!!
BNet truly a no for me, sorry
magikarp If she didn't have a fake tan and an awful shirt would you fuck her?
BNet i don't know, what's she like?
magikarp Who cares, I asked if you'd fuck her not make love
BNet
magikarp Is that a yes?
BNet nope, personality counts even if it's just fucking, sorry
magikarp If she had a fucking fantastic personality; like, if she played pokemon and laughed at all of your shitty jokes would you fuck her?
BNet eh doesn't really cover it
magikarp Listen pal, I'm just asking if you'd fuck, I'm not asking for a marriage here!
BNet sex before marriage is wrong
magikarp Okay listen

She plays Minecraft, Pokemon, Earthbound, Zelda. She laughs at all your jokes, and she has great humor. She's smart too, and sweet, and she swallowed

now would you fuck her
BNet i dunno, depends on what kinda connection we have, yknow?
magikarp The connection that a 21 year old and a 13 year old shouldn't have! AWWWWWWWW SHIT!


"Hey there, Steve, I'm Karp Hansen with Dateline NBC, Why don't you take a seat over here!"
BNet hey man she said 19!


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BNet decimic, that does it.

i'm only going to say this once, so you better listen up. remember that one time you were telling me you enjoy the Washington Capitals? they're your favorite hockey team? okay well listen up, because i've had it up to here with your shit. you like the capitals, huh? i have an idea, how about you just take a giant capital I and shove that right up your A. i'm fucking sick of hearing you go on and on about the Washington Capitals, it's just getting to the point where i feel like taking the entire state of washington, gluing it to a battering ram, and just running full-steam ahead and cramming it tightly up your bugglewutts. if you don't stop telling me every day about how much you love the Washington Capitals, I will make sure you never shit in a public niggernaggers for the rest of your life. decimic, i am giving you to the count of ten to pack your belongings, and stop shitting all over yourself. all over yourself. you understand? that does it. if you don't say "i understand" in the next 10 seconds, i'm going to... alright that does it. you're dead. i can't fucking stand it anymore, decimic. i've given you plenty of chances and i've just had it up to here with your horse shit. if you don't immediately apologize for all this FUCKING BULLSHIT you've put me through, i swear to god i'm going to just absolutely LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT. alright listen here buddy. don't you ever fucking ignore me like that again. okay, listen. that does it. i'm calling your university and i'm telling them how much you've fucking PISSED ME OFF. okay, i'm calling them right now. good news, decimic, you're EXPELLED!!! the dean of your college just said he was so disgusted by your behavior towards me that he doesn't even WANT YOU BACK!!!! HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU!!!!! he said "tell decimic..... that he better not ever set foot on my university grounds again, or i'm going to eat his shit with a straw" and i asked him politely to be less graphic, but to no avail. also i called the National Office of Transferring Credits to Other Universities (the NOTCOQ) and they said none of your credits will transfer because they are SO FUCKING DISGUSTED BY THE WAY YOU CONSTANTLY ACT. AND CAN YOU BLAME THEM??!?!?! REALLY LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK YOURSELF. CAN YOU BLAME THEM???????????? Do not ever tell me about how much you love the Washington Capitals again, or so help me god, I will write another message just like this, and it will not be pretty. it will be just as non pretty as this one. i'm not even kidding. you think i'm kidding, but i'm not. decimic, that does it. i've had enough. i'm never speaking to you again.
real_decimic But I'm a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. I never said I liked the capitals.

And for the record, I go on and on about Sonic the Hedgehog.


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atresac chipotle mayo instead of the regular kind

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grecian 9.5/10

Mayo will clog your arteries. Chipotle may is even worse.
Past ya if your fat
grecian Breaking news: Mayo is healthy if you are not fat.


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Punisher2 Amir, Karp, Kelly

Amir's a fag, don't ever trust him.

karp is the worst thing that ever happened to ndf he's like a really bad shit when you look back in the toilet after eating a burrito.

Kelly, is a sellout and faggot too.

Kelly calls amir and karp gay behind their back.

its a vicious cycle how all you guys talk shit behind each others back but i'm done with it. Amir and karp are the king of this though ever since they came together. All of you are fake as fuck.
magikarp LMAO the fuck
magikarp i haven't talked to you in like three years, little boy
Punisher2 i wouldnt want to talk to trash like you
Punisher2 you look down on people.
Punisher2 go stare at the big fucking post of yourself you fucking faggot.
magikarp Do u even lift faggot
Punisher2 I don't care about that stuff.

Your the one whos full of himself you need to lift or you'll feel like a small little man.

You'll be the dude who gets looked at by dudes like you (now) and wondered why such a ugly little dude has a better girl than you when your SO AWESOME, but you're still ugly.
magikarp Take your ol pizza face lookin ass back to papa johns
Punisher2 throw yourself into the garbage where you fit in better.
magikarp >>11<

Dude your whole life's garbo. you're 24 and afraid to fucking get a job and live a real life i can't believe Im actually arguing with some bitch who's main 3 priorities in life are jerking it, video games, and sleeping.

Im not even trying to be a dick but instead of bitching about us go get some fuckin ambition you poor excuse for a human
magikarp Pun if you dont hop off my dick Im gonna post something you dont want me to post here. now please quit acting like a little bitch, thank you.
Omgsports2 e's like a really bad shit when you look back in the toilet after eating a burrito.



Lmaooooo
magikarp Shut up Kelly ya fuckin turd
Omgsports2 Man whatever man I don't even like u guys
magikarp

really? :(
Omgsports2 OH IM KARP OOOO I HAVE REAL LIFE FRIENDS OOOO I LOST WEIGHT YEA I GO TO THE HYM DO U EEN LIFT OOOO MY ONLINE FRIENDS R INSIGNIFICANT FUCK YOU I CANT BEAT YOUR BROTHER IN MADDEN WITH THE JAGUARS ANYMORE CUZ UR A FUCK!!!!'n
Omgsports2 MADDEN IS LIFE AND U AND UR BROTHER R RUINING IT
Omgsports2 BREAKING NEWS DDL CALLED US CHILDISH FOR BEEFING OVER MADDEN


YES THE MAN THAT CONSTANTLY USES POOR HARD WORKING MOTHERS NETFLIX ACCOUNTS CALLED US CHILDISH PEOPLE!!
amir25atw ok


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LottoBot Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery

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Dan Back in your cage.
punisher2 hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!


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Dan Guys I'm going on vacation

So if you need me, give me a holler.
magikarp where to dirty Dan?
Past uh oh looks like bnet is gonna have to do choors, hope you payed off the site bnet is on unemployment
Dan Ocean City MD.

And Past, the site pays for itself with all the advertising and $15,000-a-plate banquets we host out here in Pennsylvania.
Past who clicks these ads? lol
Dan A few hundred asian children sit in an auditorium clicking the ads while making very little money for themselves.



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