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xjt22 Russel wilson is a cute indian


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Past NDF suggestion

bring back thumbs down
Punisher2 the people want

the people want
BNet if by "the people" you mean "pun and past"


the two worst "the people" on the site
mistero della mente make a button that decides if we want a thumbs down button
mistero della mente then give that button a thumbs down button so we can thumbs down it


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Yellow Jr. i'm not gay but

there's something about sonics cum...
Yellow Jr. please respond


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Grecian also if those are the starters in the pic there they look dumb as hell.
BNet i'm not so upset about them :3
mistero della mente why not
BNet be..cause they're really not that bad?
mistero della mente no, they just look atrociously atrocious. people were paid to make them and you could find fingerless chinese children stitching fake designer clothes together with their toes who draw better ideas then those


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~dr_dude love~ gt was dead around the time it died.


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Punisher2 HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!

bnet!
BNet I'm never taking it down.

And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.

It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
Yellow Jr. Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?


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atresac Tonight at 8

I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
Magikarp What movie? :L
atresac except karp
Magikarp Sounds like an interesting movie.


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~!unknown1337i~ I just drank an entire can of fanta orange soda.

It was great.
atresac whoa, a WHOLE CAN????

look out guys! unknown is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
atresac i mean, gosh, a whole can... that's like..... 12 ounces!!! twelve WHOLE fluid ounces!!! holy MOLEY!!
atresac that's a whopping 160 calories!
atresac and forty-four grams of sugar, FIFTEEN PERCENT of your daily recommended dosage!
atresac not to mention the fifty-five milligrams of sodium, a jaw-dropping two percent of your daily recommended allowance!
atresac unknown, you MUST be yanking me when you are telling me you consumed a can consisting of a mixture of Carbonated water, sugar, orange fruit from concentrate (5%), citric acid, vegetable concentrates (carrot and pumpkin), natural orange flavouring with other natural flavourings, preservative (potassium sorbate), malic acid, acidity regulator (sodium citrate), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, aspartame), antioxidant (ascorbic acid), stabiliser (guar gum). Contains a source of phenylalanine.
atresac the acidity regulator (sodium citrate) dude!!!!!! GAD-ZOOKS.


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L9 do you have any solution ideas in mind
BNet i didn't read your post :)


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BNet Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.

.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
magikarp 1 vote for Billy Madison.
mistero della mente can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison


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magikarp Me, magikarp always has sex with men
Amir25atw LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
magikarp Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?


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L9 i wanted to put together a quick "demo" in C today

using opengl or sdl or something just to display a little sprite in a window and be able to move it around with the keys, just to dip my toes into 2D graphics programming

i didn't even start. it takes like 200 lines of code just to instantiate a fucking window. google searches reveal problems up the ass with people being unable to compile with the respective libraries, or things being unavailable, or not found, or what have you. many opengl 2D tutorials tell you how to set up 3D objects and then merely render them in 2D via orthographic projection. hard to find even a single tutorial with just "display picture in a window", though i did find one. naturally the code is unbelievably obtuse (just fucking drawn out, no pun intended). proprietary data types and function arguments that never actually get used out the ass.
Past my days been good actually


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LottoBot Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery

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Dan Back in your cage.
punisher2 hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!


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Grecian the story of how i am a massive dickhead fuck up

as i write this post on ndforums.com, ive been awake for nearly 24 hours. i am exhausted, tired, drunk as a fucking homeless crack head andmost of all exhausted.

my day started at 5am on the 14th. i had the day of school and plans in the evening so of course i get called in for a fucking 12 hour shift. i wake up, get a shower and go to work. its a long day and all i can wait to do is drink beer and play xbox with my friends. so i get home from work, 12 and a half hours after 6am and order some food to eat. i eat it, its pretty delicious so i cant complain.

and then my ride shows up, i get in the car and we start talking. i am in a bad mood, so naturally i yell quite a bit and make fun of the driver, because thats just what happens. we get to the liquor store -- we go to the big one because the small one in our small shitty town wont do -- and we get our liquor. i buy 12 delicious canadian beer. so we get out and start playing xbox, and of course i finish way too much alcohol before we even start to play coherarently so i suck ass and get my ass handed to me time after time so i shut down the xbox and do a huge shot of straight vodka and tell everyone whats up. we're taking a 40 dollar cab ride to the most exciting bars, contining to get drunk, and acting like massive assholes.

of course, since i cant really backspace all that way or backtrack even, i left out the detial that i made my friends ex-girlfriend cry by telling her this MASSIVE fucking lie that he was fucking a 14 year old girl in this guys computer room. of course, i dont know any 14 year old girls, the guy im telling the lie about -- my friend of almost 20 years --- isnt even fucking there, but i tell her i havent seen him in about 30 minutes, he disappeared with this 14 year old girl and i think theyre fucking.

so she texts him, and he texts me. he says, stop texting [ex-gf name[ youre going to get me in trouble. so i tell her i was just kidding, and that he wasnt even with me at all tonight, theres no 14 year old girls around, and everything was good. so naturally, since theyve been broken up for almost a half a year, she tells me she cried when i told her this and that i was a bad person.

so my friends mom comes down into his basement and she says to me, i bet you would be pissed if someone texted your girlfreind that. so i viewed this as a CHALLENGE, so i texted my girlfriend telling her how sorry i was ,begging for her forgiveness, telling her i didnt realize that "this girl" was so young and i was drunk and didnt know what i was doing.

i showed my friends mom, ha. that fuck. she cant fucking mess with me.

so she starts reading this text conversation im having with my girlfriend, and she decides that she is going to call my girlfriend, who is out with her friends. so she calls my gf, and my gf thinks its this other girl. my gf also thinks i want to fuck this girl badly. i dont. so shes wrong on both accounts. how typical of a girl.

anyway so after my gf hangs up on tthis "girl", who is actually my friends mom and the mix up is because my girlfriend and her friends are absolutely retarded, dumb and just fucking stupid, she texts me and told me "i thought you were on a guys night', and i told her. im not retarded, it was [friends mom] not this girl she thought i wanted to fuck badly even thoiugh i dont wanna fuck her shes annoying and not even that cute.

anyway, so i stop texting my gf because im getting annoyed and we go to the first bar. its full of old people. we stay maybe 30 seconds before we get the fuck out, go to the atm at the hotel we were at and try to get money out of it using the spanish option. no one speaks spanish, but we were able to get 20 dollars out. so we go on to the next bar, it costs 6 dollars to get in and it sucks ass but theres 2 cute girls at hte table next to us. me, being the good friend i am, i offer to go try to talk to these girls nad bring them over to us.

but first i say, im not attractive and i have no people skills, so finish your fucking drinks first so if we have to leave immediately after i get back, we will get the fuck out.

so theyre slow to finish their drinks, and some guy approaches them obviously with more game than me, so i say, you know, fuck it. this place is full of fags, lets get the fuck out.s owe go to the most popular club around.

it costs 5 dollars to get. we get a drink and we're standing around, so i say i gotta piss like a fucking horse and i go and i piss. i get back and i cant find either of the guys i was with, so i go ahead and text them. theyre at a table. i eventually find them and sit down. and across from me are these 3 fairly hot cute girls. so im like, alright, im fucking bored. lets make this interesting.

so theyre like, what, etc, how. so i finish my drink and get up. i walk over to them. ive pretty much never done this before in my life, much less to a table of beautiful women.

i walk up to the one i find least attractive, of course, because i feel like this is the one if i can get throguh to her, i can bring her fucking hot slutty friends over too.

let me finish this sectino of the story off by telling you: i dont think im attractive, that i am suave, smart or have game. neither do girls. im white, very nerdy and pretty much the oopposite of what girls want. but, lets be honest, i think im fucking AWESOME regardless of what i am, which is the only mindset to have. i am the greatest human being alive and the ONLY person that matters in this entire fucking world, so fuck everyone else, you goddamn cockers. it doesnt matter what i am, the only thing that matter was these girls were alone, looking bored, and i was horny and drunk as fuck.

so, i walk over. i dont know what to expect. my friends are nervous, they think the girls are going to call over the bounces and get my ass kicked. i dont give a fuck. either way, i dont fucking care about anything. i want to have fun, and if getting my face beaten in my a 250 pound failed MMA figher is the way im going to have fun, im going to fucking have it.

so i walk up to the least attractive girl. i say

hey, im just here with a couple of friends and we notice you guys. we were wondering if you guys wanted to dance and maybe grab a couple of drinks.

so the girl, who is the least attractive but thats not saying mcuh because she was cute at the same time, she sayssssss, oh,

well, we're not up for dancing just yet, but we can use a coiuple of drinks.

not yet, but we could use a couple of drinks.

okay, like i said, im unattractive, boring and have no game. but i am NOT a fucking retarded fuck. i am not dumb in anyway. i refuse to admit it. i realize this instant i am getting played by this fucking piece of shit human being, she is using the fact that she is female to try and fucking get free drinks out of me and my friends for her friends. im not an idiot. i can see this. im not horny enough to spend 50 or so dollars on her friends to be left without even at least a tit.

so i say, alright, thats too bad, and i start to walk away.

and she taps my arm. and she says something. the mustic is loud, i cant hear.

i say, what.

and at this point, i am sure she changed her mind, and i am gonna see at least some boobs or maybe get a hj

she says







but you were really polite, i like that.








and thats the last straw for me. i walk back to our table, i look at the boys and i say

fuck these stupid fucking whores. they said i was police. fuck them, lets get a new table. fuck this shit, lets get some more alcohol and fuck this ass. fuck this, i cant even take it anymore. so we went up, got another drink, then went and got some subway. i got a fucking awesome chicken bacon ranch and devoured it. then we got the cab home and i wrote this story.

theres no point, reason, or any fucking thing at all that i wrote this story. for. the fact is, its 330 ow, im fucking shit faced, been up for almost 24 hours, and just got shit on by 3 fairly cute girls.

also i made a girl cry.

and my girlfriend is mad at me for me telling her i fucked a 14 year old girl "by accident". but, let me clarify, i never did. i have never fucked a 14 year old girl in my life and never will. i made it up as a joke. a bad joke.

and finally, if you read the entire thing, you probably now realize that i am a bad person and when i wake up in the morning and read this thread, if i do, i will realize i am a bad person as well.

and know what i will do?

i will comntinue on being a bad person because fuck you all.


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magikarp Root beer is nasty

I drank all the pepsi and I just made a turkey/pepper jack cheese/hot sauce sandwich and I can ONLY eat if I have something to drink and root beer's the only thing we have :(
L9 But root beer is delicious.
magikarp My post says otherwise.
L9 I fail to see how "I am a retard, please kill me" refutes the idea of root beer being delicious.


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magikarp I tried to do a handstand in my bedroom

Got on my hands, started swinging my legs, sliced my forehead on my bed frame, landed on my neck. I thought I was paralyzed for a second until I moved. Whoo, what a relief right guys?
BNet god forbid you end up in a wheelchair


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amir25atw Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come


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mistero della mente bnet, idea

turn ndforums into a dating website.
Grecian this is a brilliant idea i will update my profile.
BNet i lold
Grecian profile is updated.

who is first
Magikarp LOL Grecian.
mistero della mente i lol'd too
atresac lol@this entire post
atresac NDF would be a great dating site if we had a single female member
BNet your profile rules

also, heartbreakhotel... <3


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~!unknown1337i~ how a plane just dissappears is beyond me

Aliens.
~!unknown1337i~ At this point I'm thinking it blew up
Punisher2 what about a distress signal?
xjt22 Yo what if the plane is still in the air??
purpngold49er bermuda triangle
purpngold49er dimension unparrarel open up during warp speed
xjt22 Past always outpasts me :/


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magikarp Diarrhea + Spanish final
BNet 7/10?
magikarp I wanted someone else to do the math.

I called someone to get me :(

No, more liek 2/100. :|
BNet Out of 100? I... I don't understand.
atresac 0.2/10
BNet Ohhh


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punisher2 guys help me find my remote u assholes
amir25atw Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.


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mistero della mente hey sac

milk my asshole
amir25atw my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human


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L9 No Blue stream? ;_;

;_;
Yellow Jr. Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
L9 When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.

Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.


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mistero della mente bnet

why do you play mc on hardcore

doesnt it just piss you off that once you're dead you're dead and all the hard working and building and stuff has gone to waste
BNet you're right

i'd never died in hardcore before, though, until yesterday. it was a really bizarre feeling; i wasn't even angry. i just felt really sad, and it almost felt like i actually died IRL, but i got to reflect on "all the things i still wanted to do" (with the save) and stuff.. really a strange feeling. i actually preserved the file just to walk around the server so i could 'say goodbye', and it was really surreal.. i honestly felt like a ghost walking around, like i couldn't interact with anything.. then i just let it go and never opened it again
atresac are you sure you're not confusing minecraft with that time you almost drowned in the toilet


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xjt22 o she had her period btw
atresac must have been a miscarriage.


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Grecian justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.

so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
Yellow Jr. I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
Past LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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Punisher2 i want some mini coke now...
L9 whenever I see the normal-sized cans now I'm so jarred by the size.
magikarp I give the bitches the same effect but instead of cans it's actually my cock
L9 After seeing your cock for a while, they're jarred by how huge normal-sized ones appear?
magikarp Goddamn it


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amir25atw Everyone say "Happy 14th birthday, Amir"
mistero della mente LMAO
atresac LMAO
Dan LMAO
Punisher2 LMAO
Russo LMAO
xjt22 LMAO
LottoBot LMAO
uiif Many Days LMAO


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yofter mofter kofter I am alive.

*sigh* yeah..
magikarp That's too bad, try to fix it.



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