|mistero della mente||bnet and l9
if you can find me a translated a link to the past manga to be read online, thanks chumpals.
|BNet||count me out|
|mistero della mente||this isnt a democracy|
|magikarp||It's a dictatorship.|
|magikarp||And i'm the dictator.|
|mistero della mente||get out of life|
|xjt22||o cock we need more inches no homo|
|magikarp||What did you get your mom for mother's day?|
|amir25atw||I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.|
|Unknown 1337||Past I'm tired of your shit
Im calling your ass out nigga im about to spank you lyrically
|mistero della mente||shut up and go away. you have been doing those word-association games of yours for the attention which no one on here gave you but i am going to indulge your need. you are so bad at what you are trying to do, the only applicable equivalent to the monstrosity of your 'raps' would be a blind man who's not just blind because of bad eyesight but his eyes were removed from his skull describing what a painting looks like. the past 30 years of musical concerts dedicated to feeding the homeless children in third world countries should have been dedicated to getting you to stop thinking you are black, even though you're like 13. the awfulness of your 'rapping' would have been foretold so those helping to feed the homeless could instead prepare for the introduction of your abhorrent use of the english language trying to form a coherent rap with actual verses that aren't a jumbled up piece of dog shit on a stick. if you were alive two thousand years ago and you posted those 'raps' on ndf, instead of crucifying jesus for what they considered to be his blasphemous beliefs, they would have crucified you instead. go away|
|Omgsports2||I lov coming home to no food in the house when my mom grocery shopped yeterday|
|magikarp||Nigga how old are you and you're expecting dawn to give you snack packs on a silver platter n shit|
|BNet||This. Fuck off, XJT22.|
|L9||XJT, with all due respect, fuck you.|
|magikarp||Yeah why don't you ask for some breast milk while you're at it you little baby back bitch|
|duelmonkeyx||Yea nigga you want me to cut your food up into little pieces too?|
|magikarp||You want me to chew up your chocolate pudding snack pack then regurgitate it in your mouth bitch nigga?|
|xjt22||IM THINKING BOUT MAKING THAT CVS OR WALLGREENS TRIP GUYS|
|og bubba kush||its in a small box you could probably crack it open and sneak the cream in your pocket while looking at something else|
|xjt22||R u telling me to steal dick cream past?..|
|punisher2||thats the funniest line i heard all day|
|og bubba kush||im saying its pretty easy to conceal cause its small|
|xjt22||Just like your boner.|
|magikarp||I hate vagina|
|xjt22||Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."|
|xjt22||I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me|
|xjt22||Look at me i'm L9 im an angry racist!
i'm mad at hitler so i take it out on black guys oh oh oh nigger soup nigger tits nigger dick!!!! im just one racist fucker and i suck on ole bnets racist dick!!!!
|BNet||my dick isn't racist|
|BNet||xjt thinks my dick is racist, that's all|
not counting this post, NDFers have used the word "fuck" or some variation in:
a total of 3668 times since the addition of mysql (890 days)
that means NDF says "fuck" around 4.12 times per day.
|atresac||also: "kill yourself" has been used 67 times.|
|L9||wisdom teeth in less than 12 hours
|mistero della mente||death,|
|mistero della mente||agonising pain|
|mistero della mente||complete dread and terror|
|mistero della mente||they'll accidentally pull your jawbone out instead of your teeth|
|~dr_dude love~||since everyone is here
im going to stream friday the 13th
|Past||Sunday the 11th|
|Good one Past||Yep|
|mistero della mente||so i was going to buy god of war 3
but the new lord of the rings trilogy on bluray just looks sexy. i'm buying it for the box alone.
i don't think i have enough money left for god of war 3 now. =[
|atresac||Lord of the Rings? What a fucking faggot and I'm not even joking.
Lord of the Rings does not have anyone ripping heads off with their bare hands.
Hand over your testicles.
|mistero della mente||because i looked to join a pokemon black and white facebook page and there wasn't one, so i made one.|
|BNet||YOU'RE STUPID, MISTERO
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'D BE THE FIRST ONE
YOU WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO MAKE A PAGE
ABOUT POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE
THAT WAS ANNOUNCED SEVERAL MONTHS AGO
|BNet||Why are people so fucking loud in the library
HEY!!!! OH HEY I'M ON THE PHONE!!! WHATS THAT??? YOU NEED DIRECTIONS TO WHAT??!?!?!? OH HEY LET ME GET THEM UP HERE FOR YOU!?!? WHATS THAT? A FUNNY JOKE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAOFMAOFMAOFMOAFMLAFMAO Go kill yourself.
|punisher2||Lol, because in the library your supposed to be quiet so naturally people are loud XDDD|
|BNet||This library isn't "supposed" to be quiet because nobody does shit to enforce peace and quiet. Everyone talks so fucking loudly. This one chick is fucking SCREAMING into the phone. Everyone around her is laughing at her behind her back.|
|mistero della mente||bnet adheres to the rules put in place for social and public locations such as the library. another is the cinema.|
|BNet||If I were slightly more obnoxious I'd pretend to answer my phone and be even louder, saying things like "HEY BUDDY. YEAH I'M ON THE PHONE WITH YOU. YEAH THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT BRO. YEAH. YEAH THAT'S COOL. OH YEAH? OH HEY NEAT." and just stare her right in the face as I talked.|
|magikarp||So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
|atresac||I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.|
Last night, I went out with three boys. They were p. cute, around 8/10 for all three, so I was feeling pretty good with myself and I had money to buy these guys drinks so I KNEW I was getting the dick
Well, I did end up buying tequilia shots for all three of them, and I bought a vodka and orange juice because I'm fucking addicted to orange juice
One of those fucking boys put molly in my drink
All three of them took it though because they were busy tripping out and smoking weed in my back yard while I was blowing my other guy friend in my room, that took HOURS
Oh my god Guys <3 I just had to share this shit with you because I thought this over intently and it seemed like NDF was logically the most appropriate place to come when I'm high as a fucking kite, haven't slept allnight and running off like 7 different shots of rum, tequilia and bombay, in that order also got a cup of hennesy
Thanks for listening (:
|L9||just thought up an AMAZING joke
|Punisher2||i want some mini coke now...|
|L9||whenever I see the normal-sized cans now I'm so jarred by the size.|
|magikarp||I give the bitches the same effect but instead of cans it's actually my cock|
|L9||After seeing your cock for a while, they're jarred by how huge normal-sized ones appear?|
|L9||In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)|
|BNet||Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder|
|BNet||or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure|
|encore 4||xD This is awful.
One of my best friends, has fucked up their lifes. In the end she's pregnant and stupid for many more reasons than one. I always told my other friends that I was going to push her down some stairs and save her from this mistake. Well today I found out she fell down some stairs. hahhhh. The baby's okay, which is good cause she's pretty far along.But this just makes me laugh.
|amir25atw||Yea but it's not funny soooooo i wouldn't be surprised if you've tortured someone in the woods before.|
|mistero della mente||so does anyone here lie on their resume
i do, but nothing drastically, like i never finished high school and got my last-year qualifications which a lot of employers ask for but never check up on, so i include a cupola qualifications
and my brother and sister-in-law said to me a while ago that i can include them as a reference should i lie about any previous work experience
|mistero della mente||note: if any future employers read this, my name is brandon allred|
|magikarp||BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
So that we don't luke our shit up.
|xjt22||OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
replace the word reply with "pussy"
|Past||im telling you guys come to vegas|
|magikarp||Pun, if you want, we can both lose each other's virginitys to eachother.|
lets get drunk and forget what happened
|magikarp||I WAS KIDDING|
|Past||damn pun thats homo|
|Punisher2||nope bad timing|
|D||I'm almost 100% convinced of this, I could be wrong, but
Past and L9 are the same person. I can go into details but not now
|magikarp||Where the fuck have you been? L9 told BNet he was Past when Past was banned so "Past" could be unbanned.|
|BNet||I know for a fact that L9 isn't REALLY Past; I knew he only said that to get Past unbanned because, in reality, I am Past and L9 didn't want me to remain banned.|
BNet=Past, and Past=L9. So BNet=L9 as well.
This must mean Karp=Amir.
|BNet||No, BNet = Past, but Past != L9. L9 only pretended to be Past so Past would be unbanned; but in reality, I am Past. He wanted ME to be unbanned, so he tricked me into believing he was Past and I was not.|
|BNet||What the.. I just checked the IPs... and every single one of them is my IP..
oh my god, i've been living in a complete fabrication
|BNet||can anyone hear me?? OH GOD IT'S BEEN ME THIS WHOLE TIME|
|BNet||THIS SITE HAS ONE MEMBER AND I'M ALL ALONE, OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME ESCAPE THIS LONELINESS|
|magikarp||Stop talking to yourself, me.|
|BNet||GOD I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE!!!|
|D||Hey Steve, it's me Steve. Ya having fun?|
|magikarp||Gotta problem? You can tell me it on AIM and I can see if I can help. My AIM's deseraimp.|
|BNet||WHY DO I FORCE MYSELF TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS|
|Grecian||the feeling of relief when
you've been working on a school project for almost two months and it doesnt seem like theres ever going to be an end in sight ever and then finally you put it together and bam you can start to see what the finished product will look like and even though you're not done yet you can see the light at the end of the tunnel and it looks fucking delicious.
25 pages of glorious cake / 10
|mistero della mente||i had hot dogs for my breakfast today|
|Mo||LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WIT DA YEA YEAY EA
LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WITH THE V CUTSSS BURRRRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAA WEHHHHHH
|BNet||what are you doing|
|Mo||ppl who listen to rap would understand this lol|
|Mo||fuk u for judging me neway lol|
|BNet||what are you doing|
|BNet||MMBN3 CONTINUED AT 12:30PM
I left off right before some SERIOUS SHIT GOES DOWN so :3
|Grecian||shit that's 20 minute.
im gonna miss the first 40 minutes or so. how much gameplay do you have left? it has to be at least 10 hours right?
|BNet||uhh probably 8|
|Grecian||still lots of time left then. i wont miss the ending.|
|BNet||hopefully the ending will make enough sense for you =[|
|Grecian||im struggling to keep up with the plot.
so far i get that a sarcastic humanoid duck is sucked from his world to earth in order to battle alien invaders.