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atresac girl in my sociology class

most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
DIE.
atresac who pronounces "hair" as "heew"

fuck you never talk again.
mistero della mente maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you


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amir25atw "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"


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~dr_dude love~ im going to stream

anything you use want!

PIC NAO
~dr_dude love~ fuck, you guys*
BNet well fuck you too!


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Spoon Black Friday Death Pool

Not picking specific people obviously. That would be difficult unless you're planning something on your own

Since people fucking blow and inevitably go out shopping very early on Friday, someone always gets trampled to death so some asshole can save a few dollars on microwavable slippers

You have one guess for each:

Where will someone die?

Which store will they die at?

If this is an appropriate purple contest, please offer purple to the winner. Otherwise I have no prize. If there is a tie for first, the tiebreaker will be where the first death occurred
atresac Target, Brandon Florida
atresac in unrelated news i've recently bought a pair of Super Death Bringer's Murder-Soled Boots


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Grecian brady plz read!!

hey brady, its me, brady. i just want to thannk you, brady, for coming to this website and i actually invited brady here for a reason.

im coming out of the closet and i dont know how to tell you in real life, brady. so here it is. im gay as fuck.


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amir25atw hussain ftw
L9 hussain
amir25atw I'm just going to assume you were a hall monitor who took his job to seriously in school and leave it at that.
L9 just a nazi when it comes to spelling
L9 As in I advocate the systematic elimination of people who cannot spell by means of death camps


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mistero della mente so because its a new year i decided to be healthier

so i got some good ol' dumbbells out and decided to lift them a few times

now i can't straighten either of my arms and when i try to, its too painful

i regret skipping any physical activity for the past 9 years
mistero della mente my left arm aches more than my right arm

and i understand why
BNet gross
mistero della mente we've talked about our pubic hair before and you call me masturbating gross

thanks
BNet oh, THAT'S why? oh, that's not gross. i thought of a different reason
mistero della mente no come on, tell me!!
BNet well nothing, i just imagined shoving your fist and forearm directly up your asshole for the past several years would have taken its toll on your arm, but i didn't realize you just meant masturbating


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~!unknown1337i~ how a plane just dissappears is beyond me

Aliens.
~!unknown1337i~ At this point I'm thinking it blew up
Punisher2 what about a distress signal?
xjt22 Yo what if the plane is still in the air??
purpngold49er bermuda triangle
purpngold49er dimension unparrarel open up during warp speed
xjt22 Past always outpasts me :/


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Mo LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WIT DA YEA YEAY EA

LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WITH THE V CUTSSS BURRRRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAA WEHHHHHH
BNet what are you doing
Mo ppl who listen to rap would understand this lol
Mo fuk u for judging me neway lol
BNet what are you doing


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mistero della mente i once heard there was a young girl in hospital dying from notlaughingitis she was hooked up to all these machines and having multiple injections daily but it was only slowing down her death and not saving her, so one of the doctors as a last attempt to save her life called kaz up. kaz went straight to the hospital as soon as the doctor told him what was happening, walked into the little girl's room, tapped her heart rating machine and said "is this thing on?!". the girl laughed the hardest she had ever done. kaz had saved her.


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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Grecian i hadn't heard of dolphin. but i have no interest in the gamecube. none of the games really appealed to me. also it had a god awful controller, in my opinion.
L9 It had the best of the three, in mine
Grecian i felt they went overboard with the C buttons.

it was more ergonomic than the xbox and PS2 controllers, though so I will agree with you there. but again, just too many buttons. :x
L9 I see. ;P I never minded the control layout, though the D-pad was a bit bizarre
Grecian the D pad is a bit bizarre. i mean, the controller looks like a boomerang. like, nintendo expected people to fire their controls at the wall in a fit of rage and designed it return to you automatically.


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Grecian im not gonna watch any of these videos but

how do you pierce your penis?
magikarp You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.


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BNet Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually

yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
Magikarp You don't drive?
BNet i do, i don't own a car.
mistero della mente pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises


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Amir25atw Well i was gonna put

i never knew george bush said this to The USA 3 days after September 11th 2001

"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.[197]"


Haha thats pretty badass
L9 He should have said "But we, the US government, perpetrated 9/11!"

Because it's true. I've done a lot of research and 9/11 was definitely an inside job.
punisher2 have any of you ever seen the movie

World trade center

its based on actual firefighters who got stuck under the buildings
L9 See, that's the thing. How could they have been stuck under the buildings after the buildings had already collapsed?

The whole thing is just a big conspiracy, and the American public is eating it all up.
BNet Yeah it's true, I heard the WTC never even existed because the government.
L9 Yeah, fucking this. Seriously.

I went to so-called "Ground Zero" and guess what. No fucking buildings there.


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magikarp does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
Automated Shut up Karp Bot shut up karp


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amir25atw Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.


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Punisher2 anyways does anybody here remember a question they asked on there first day of school?
amir25atw the only thing i remember about kindergarten is being told to draw a sideview of my teacher and everyone drew her nose with 2 nostrils on the side of her face and the future valedvictorian (no lie) drew only one side of her nose with only the right nostril and when the teacher showed it to us every one was like O.O!!! like sshe uncovered some kind of lost secret
BNet i don't remember a question, but i remember a funny story

in second grade we had this thing called "Mad Minute" (probably some of you had the same thing) where you had to do this sheet of math problems, and whoever got the most done in 1 minute got candy

well me and this other kid always won, but the teacher kept forgetting to bring the candy in the first few weeks so one day i was like "maybe you should write a note" and she FREAKED OUT AT ME, like screamed at me and immediately called my mom to tell her how disrespectful i was to her, and then as she got to know me she realized i was just a very literal child, not at all intending to be impolite, but actually trying to help her out by suggesting to write a note LOLOL
mistero della mente i remember one time we were like 8 or something, and i was in this group to make a small victorian-type house out of tiny pieces of wood and shit, and we got the frame all glued up together so there was no sides to it, completely hollow, but the basic shape was there and there were two girls in the group, so i wanted to show off and i put the house over my head, and then the glue set and it got stuck and we had to break it and start again

i was a stud
Dylan Klebold This one time


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BNet So mom calls me up for help for a minute

She's trying to cut a stray branch from a tree and it's out of reach, so she had a lil ol ladder and she was trying to clip it but she's like "can you come out and hold the ladder? i just can't hold two things at once"

and i was like

"well here, you hold the former, and i'll hold the latter (ladder!!!!)" and

and

i think it went right past her because she didn't respond =[

please appreciate my joke. please. PLEASE.
magikarp To be honest, I don't even think you could cut it either, aren't you like 4'2?
BNet Yeah, I'm 4'2 sick of you insulting me.
L9 that was a 4'2itous joke
BNet thanks; i was very 4'2nate that karp used that exact height.
duelmonkeyx i lold

she didnt ask you to climb the ladder and cut the branch because your a fatass and would have broke the ladder
L9 if the ladder broke it would have become

a former ladder


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sesstehking Net...

Why do you keep correcting everyone whenever possible? Just because members of your site, note YOUR site, aren't always grammatically correct, doesn't mean you should constantly be correcting them. I'm willing to bet that a few of them could be below par when it comes to knowledge of the english language and grammar in particular, and when one of their e-friends continuously points out that they're wrong and therefore less of an intellectual than you are, especially when that particular e-friend happens to have made this website and administrates it, they probably feel hurt and may at some point want to stop posting when that e-friend is around in order to stop being unrightfully corrected and told that they are wrong. Or perhaps even decide to stop coming to your site altogether. You seem to feel you're the only human with the capacity to type up messages using proper english and grammar, thus creating a false sense of entitlement with which boosts your ego that you hide behind, creating a Battle Netmaster who acts like an asshole and picks and prods at any person who may make a grammatical error on his website. You should act with humility. Instead of being selfish, be selfless. You more than likely hurt a lot of peoples feelings whom weren't as fortunate as you were to have opportunities to be taught properly and have a good environment to be taught in whilst in their developmental stages. You were bullied as a child I'm assuming, and you now know why those children probably said those heinous insults to you. Because you, too, are now experiencing the feeling of being more powerful than someone whilst bringing them down without a care for their feelings. And you can only achieve this feeling of power whilst hiding behind a computer, taunting people whom consider you a friend...

In other words, you're a dick sometimes. But what's up bro? Get to work on a mobile ND.
L9 Is this post the new "read"?
BNet true that was a lots of thing i had to correcting lmao
sesstehking Since 9 of those corrections were not technically incorrect, they shall stay and you shall look at them knowing you wasted your time attempting to correct. Though I'm sure you achieved the erection you sought after that you usually get from correcting your fellow NDForum-goers. And two of the grammatical infractions were due to me typing on my phone.

But, #1: "that was a lots of thing" is incorrect.

#2: "i had to correcting" is also incorrect.

As well as the capitalization of the beginning of the sentence as well as "I" due to it being a proper noun.

But I love you bruh. Who's this L9 kid?
PurpNgold49er l9 is the kid that thought bnet grammar
BNet Past, I Believe The Word You Are Looking For Is "Taught".
L9 God, I love being more intelligent than most people.
BNet l9 mucho faggo LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry l9
PurpNgold49er el nueve es joto
Punisher2 im just happy that someone who isn't pun got called dumb.

Congrats sess you can be that guy now!
sesstehking Not only do we go way back Net, but I'm also smarter than 85%-90% of the dumbasses on this site.

And when did he call me dumb Pun?

AND I'm flattered you have a bulletin board dedicated to me. Do you still have the picture i sent you of me just cupping my cock'n'balls whilst my feet were aimed to the sky, thus resulting in a perfect brown eye shot? It was from way back when we were spamming and you quit while I was just really starting to develop spammers with PHP and such. Yet we continued to talk on AIM consistantly and constantly.

I was always too embarrassed to say anything but...I really liked talking to you...I think it was more than just e-buddies chatting. There was chemistry...
BNet Hey Sess! Couple things:

1. You're of average intelligence =\\
sesstehking Well, I'd be insulted if you were fully capable of judging my intellect. However, you've never met me just like I've never met you. Thus all I can be certain of is that you 1: know how to teach yourself web designing languages, which I was fully capable o doing and more than likely and more than capable now, and that 2: you're well spoken and have an above par vocabulary consisting of a wide array of properly used terminology and are not grammatically inferior to anyone on NDForums as far as I know.

I do 't understand why you wish to insult me, however...
BNet Sess, how is average an insult? There's nothing wrong with being average, bud -pats head-


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BNet pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but


have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
punisher2 whottttttttt no


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xjt22 Look at me i'm L9 im an angry racist!

i'm mad at hitler so i take it out on black guys oh oh oh nigger soup nigger tits nigger dick!!!! im just one racist fucker and i suck on ole bnets racist dick!!!!
BNet my dick isn't racist
L9 wait what
BNet xjt thinks my dick is racist, that's all


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L9 No Blue stream? ;_;

;_;
Yellow Jr. Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
L9 When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.

Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.


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punisher2 Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie

well there goes half the viewers for that movie
Grecian yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
Grecian and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
Grecian and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.


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DuelmonkeyX GOT MY LICENSE

YEAAAAA NIGGA
magikarp Good for you, now go get in a car crash.
DuelmonkeyX How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?
magikarp If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.


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BNet Why are people so fucking loud in the library

HEY!!!! OH HEY I'M ON THE PHONE!!! WHATS THAT??? YOU NEED DIRECTIONS TO WHAT??!?!?!? OH HEY LET ME GET THEM UP HERE FOR YOU!?!? WHATS THAT? A FUNNY JOKE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAOFMAOFMAOFMOAFMLAFMAO Go kill yourself.
punisher2 Lol, because in the library your supposed to be quiet so naturally people are loud XDDD
BNet This library isn't "supposed" to be quiet because nobody does shit to enforce peace and quiet. Everyone talks so fucking loudly. This one chick is fucking SCREAMING into the phone. Everyone around her is laughing at her behind her back.
mistero della mente bnet adheres to the rules put in place for social and public locations such as the library. another is the cinema.
BNet If I were slightly more obnoxious I'd pretend to answer my phone and be even louder, saying things like "HEY BUDDY. YEAH I'M ON THE PHONE WITH YOU. YEAH THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT BRO. YEAH. YEAH THAT'S COOL. OH YEAH? OH HEY NEAT." and just stare her right in the face as I talked.


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amir25atw FUCK I HAD 5 FUCKING DAYS TO DO NOTHING BUT PS3

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW WHAT????????? NOW FUCKING WHAT???????
BNet suiciDIE
punisher2 abuse your ps3 like its the black stepchild you never wanted
BNet god damn
L9 Jesus I don't know whether to quote that or to never speak to pun again
magikarp The fuck?
BNet WELCOME TO SIX MINUTES AGO ASSHOLE
magikarp There's no wrong time to question someone about their opinions on black stepchildren you cock sucker.


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ENZO Read.

Every last one of you is a fucking douchebag. Especially atresac, undead thingy, bnet, mo, xjt, amir, kaz, pun, D, duelmonkey, russo, dan, past, decimic, dude love, zeo, crisis, nailz, mistero, and whoever else ever posts here. FAGGOTS!!! Gay ass dick sucking pot smoking asswipes. All of you cunts deserve to have your balls bitten off by a disease-ridden whore before having your dick cut off with a dull, rusty knife. You're contributing to the deterioration of society. Contaminating the gene pool. Your disrespect and selfishness and lack of any moral standard will only continue to degrade the quality of life we have in this country. You and everyone else like you are leading everyone to extinction. I'm not referring to any destruction by a supreme being... this is not any sort of religious reference... this is strictly logic. Whether or not you understand it, a little bit of self discipline will go a long way in making this world a better place, especially for yourself. Many of the things that are generally considered "fun" are very fleeting, and as soon as the "fun" is over, they become detrimental. Not just to yourself, but with so many people doing and using these "fun" things so often, and with so many opinionated and selfish people refusing to make any sort of concessions (this being strictly because of greed or "inconvenience"), we are on a downhill slope. Take, for instance, this economy. If people weren't so greedy and impatient, the credit industry (particularly in the housing market) would not have grown into a huge bubble that couldn't support itself. Without a bubble to burst, it would have remained stable and we would never have gone into such a recession. Anyway, I'm bored. I figured it might be interesting to see how many people actually read all the way through this, and to see your reactions. So yeah. You can disregard this rant, but this site is still just a huge clusterfuck of the biggest assholes I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. Especially atresac. I don't know how you get off on being such a dick, but I can tell you that nobody appreciates it and it won't get you anywhere. Once in a while you might try not to be such a dumbass, maybe even try to do a little good, and see how much easier everything becomes. Same goes for all you other dipshits. Go fuck yourselves.
Unknown 1337 Wow, you're a dick.
BNet I'm looking forward to a "gene pool" consisting of only ENZOs. It's about time we saw the human race consist only of walking, breathing abortions.

Who are also not funny.
amir25atw ENZO WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDS
mistero della mente i ctrl fd my name to see if i came up, and i'm only there once so i only read the first sentence.
Punisher2 where the hell did this come from? lol i dont get it.
Dan ENZO I have given this deep thought and I just want you to know that I have decided not to read your long-ass message.

Have a good one :)
atresac no u


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NSR What the?

I haven't been here in about a year. This place sure looks different...
NSR BNet, don't flame me, either. :P
L9 BNet is no longer the admin here, actually. This guy named Exdeath was made administrator while for now BNet is just a global moderator. Exdeath is the one who made the new layout though.
NSR Mother fucker! I'm not on the top 20 members list anymore!

u_u
L9 You're gonna have to take that up with Exdeath. He runs the show now.
Exdeath I'll put you in the top 20 members list if you suck my cock.

And I mean that from the bottom of my cock.

I run the show now.

Shut up L9.
L9 I'm so sorry, Exdeath!!! I was being incredibly foolish. Please, please don't ban me!!
Exdeath Lick my asshole clean for the next 6 weeks and I will deeply consider not banning you.

And I'm not kidding at all.
L9 User: L9 has been banned by Exdeath.

Reason: Get off my site.
Exdeath My asshole is still dirty, and something had to be done about it. Sorry, faggot.
Exdeath If you keep it up I'll have to IP ban you.

A third offense will lead to me contacting your ISP and getting your internet connection cut.

Unless, of course, you fulfill your promise of sterilizing my asshole with your mouth.


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Amir25atw Venom was a beast
BNet Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.



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