Why are you so angry
|atresac||well, since you asked|
|Yellow Jr.||No answer|
|atresac||oh look, it's yellow here to explain things.|
|L9||HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES|
you still scared of pirates?
|atresac||when did i ever say i was that|
|amir25atw||what the fuck whos scared of pirates then|
|atresac||no one is scared of pirates|
|amir25atw||someones scared of pirates|
|ENZO||It's that guy ^|
|L9||Do you love Jesus?
I love Jesus.
|Past||Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.|
|L9||That's nice of him.|
I went out to get a PS Vita today.
NO STORES had them! The damn thing has been completely discontinued apparently (or at least for the time being, I assume).
This is so much more stupid and annoying to me than it should be but it really ruined my day. :\\
|L9||However, I did get a 32GB PS Vita memory card!!!!|
|Punisher2||nice consolation prize|
|~!unknown1337i~||Crunchy cheez doodles or crunchy cheetos
|atresac||nobody wants you to continue posting on this website|
|atresac||that's not true, i do!|
|atresac||just kidding, that was still me. i wanted to make you feel better, but then i changed my mind|
|L9||wisdom teeth in less than 12 hours
|mistero della mente||death,|
|mistero della mente||agonising pain|
|mistero della mente||complete dread and terror|
|mistero della mente||they'll accidentally pull your jawbone out instead of your teeth|
|Dan||Guys I'm going on vacation
So if you need me, give me a holler.
|magikarp||where to dirty Dan?|
|Past||uh oh looks like bnet is gonna have to do choors, hope you payed off the site bnet is on unemployment|
|Dan||Ocean City MD.
And Past, the site pays for itself with all the advertising and $15,000-a-plate banquets we host out here in Pennsylvania.
|Past||who clicks these ads? lol|
|Dan||A few hundred asian children sit in an auditorium clicking the ads while making very little money for themselves.|
|mistero della mente||bnet i cooked you a delicious meal|
|mistero della mente||its a pizza i ordered. i hope you like it.|
|BNet||what's on it|
|mistero della mente||me naked|
|magikarp||Alright so tonight I'm going to start my journey on watching all seasons of one of these shows:
I like them both. Probably scrubs.
|L9||both are terrible
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|mistero della mente||yeah karp what do you think you're doing liking these tv shows that l9 doesn't like you're such an asshole|
|magikarp||Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.|
|xjt22||does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?|
|Grecian||the story of how i am a massive dickhead fuck up
as i write this post on ndforums.com, ive been awake for nearly 24 hours. i am exhausted, tired, drunk as a fucking homeless crack head andmost of all exhausted.
my day started at 5am on the 14th. i had the day of school and plans in the evening so of course i get called in for a fucking 12 hour shift. i wake up, get a shower and go to work. its a long day and all i can wait to do is drink beer and play xbox with my friends. so i get home from work, 12 and a half hours after 6am and order some food to eat. i eat it, its pretty delicious so i cant complain.
and then my ride shows up, i get in the car and we start talking. i am in a bad mood, so naturally i yell quite a bit and make fun of the driver, because thats just what happens. we get to the liquor store -- we go to the big one because the small one in our small shitty town wont do -- and we get our liquor. i buy 12 delicious canadian beer. so we get out and start playing xbox, and of course i finish way too much alcohol before we even start to play coherarently so i suck ass and get my ass handed to me time after time so i shut down the xbox and do a huge shot of straight vodka and tell everyone whats up. we're taking a 40 dollar cab ride to the most exciting bars, contining to get drunk, and acting like massive assholes.
of course, since i cant really backspace all that way or backtrack even, i left out the detial that i made my friends ex-girlfriend cry by telling her this MASSIVE fucking lie that he was fucking a 14 year old girl in this guys computer room. of course, i dont know any 14 year old girls, the guy im telling the lie about -- my friend of almost 20 years --- isnt even fucking there, but i tell her i havent seen him in about 30 minutes, he disappeared with this 14 year old girl and i think theyre fucking.
so she texts him, and he texts me. he says, stop texting [ex-gf name[ youre going to get me in trouble. so i tell her i was just kidding, and that he wasnt even with me at all tonight, theres no 14 year old girls around, and everything was good. so naturally, since theyve been broken up for almost a half a year, she tells me she cried when i told her this and that i was a bad person.
so my friends mom comes down into his basement and she says to me, i bet you would be pissed if someone texted your girlfreind that. so i viewed this as a CHALLENGE, so i texted my girlfriend telling her how sorry i was ,begging for her forgiveness, telling her i didnt realize that "this girl" was so young and i was drunk and didnt know what i was doing.
i showed my friends mom, ha. that fuck. she cant fucking mess with me.
so she starts reading this text conversation im having with my girlfriend, and she decides that she is going to call my girlfriend, who is out with her friends. so she calls my gf, and my gf thinks its this other girl. my gf also thinks i want to fuck this girl badly. i dont. so shes wrong on both accounts. how typical of a girl.
anyway so after my gf hangs up on tthis "girl", who is actually my friends mom and the mix up is because my girlfriend and her friends are absolutely retarded, dumb and just fucking stupid, she texts me and told me "i thought you were on a guys night', and i told her. im not retarded, it was [friends mom] not this girl she thought i wanted to fuck badly even thoiugh i dont wanna fuck her shes annoying and not even that cute.
anyway, so i stop texting my gf because im getting annoyed and we go to the first bar. its full of old people. we stay maybe 30 seconds before we get the fuck out, go to the atm at the hotel we were at and try to get money out of it using the spanish option. no one speaks spanish, but we were able to get 20 dollars out. so we go on to the next bar, it costs 6 dollars to get in and it sucks ass but theres 2 cute girls at hte table next to us. me, being the good friend i am, i offer to go try to talk to these girls nad bring them over to us.
but first i say, im not attractive and i have no people skills, so finish your fucking drinks first so if we have to leave immediately after i get back, we will get the fuck out.
so theyre slow to finish their drinks, and some guy approaches them obviously with more game than me, so i say, you know, fuck it. this place is full of fags, lets get the fuck out.s owe go to the most popular club around.
it costs 5 dollars to get. we get a drink and we're standing around, so i say i gotta piss like a fucking horse and i go and i piss. i get back and i cant find either of the guys i was with, so i go ahead and text them. theyre at a table. i eventually find them and sit down. and across from me are these 3 fairly hot cute girls. so im like, alright, im fucking bored. lets make this interesting.
so theyre like, what, etc, how. so i finish my drink and get up. i walk over to them. ive pretty much never done this before in my life, much less to a table of beautiful women.
i walk up to the one i find least attractive, of course, because i feel like this is the one if i can get throguh to her, i can bring her fucking hot slutty friends over too.
let me finish this sectino of the story off by telling you: i dont think im attractive, that i am suave, smart or have game. neither do girls. im white, very nerdy and pretty much the oopposite of what girls want. but, lets be honest, i think im fucking AWESOME regardless of what i am, which is the only mindset to have. i am the greatest human being alive and the ONLY person that matters in this entire fucking world, so fuck everyone else, you goddamn cockers. it doesnt matter what i am, the only thing that matter was these girls were alone, looking bored, and i was horny and drunk as fuck.
so, i walk over. i dont know what to expect. my friends are nervous, they think the girls are going to call over the bounces and get my ass kicked. i dont give a fuck. either way, i dont fucking care about anything. i want to have fun, and if getting my face beaten in my a 250 pound failed MMA figher is the way im going to have fun, im going to fucking have it.
so i walk up to the least attractive girl. i say
hey, im just here with a couple of friends and we notice you guys. we were wondering if you guys wanted to dance and maybe grab a couple of drinks.
so the girl, who is the least attractive but thats not saying mcuh because she was cute at the same time, she sayssssss, oh,
well, we're not up for dancing just yet, but we can use a coiuple of drinks.
not yet, but we could use a couple of drinks.
okay, like i said, im unattractive, boring and have no game. but i am NOT a fucking retarded fuck. i am not dumb in anyway. i refuse to admit it. i realize this instant i am getting played by this fucking piece of shit human being, she is using the fact that she is female to try and fucking get free drinks out of me and my friends for her friends. im not an idiot. i can see this. im not horny enough to spend 50 or so dollars on her friends to be left without even at least a tit.
so i say, alright, thats too bad, and i start to walk away.
and she taps my arm. and she says something. the mustic is loud, i cant hear.
i say, what.
and at this point, i am sure she changed her mind, and i am gonna see at least some boobs or maybe get a hj
but you were really polite, i like that.
and thats the last straw for me. i walk back to our table, i look at the boys and i say
fuck these stupid fucking whores. they said i was police. fuck them, lets get a new table. fuck this shit, lets get some more alcohol and fuck this ass. fuck this, i cant even take it anymore. so we went up, got another drink, then went and got some subway. i got a fucking awesome chicken bacon ranch and devoured it. then we got the cab home and i wrote this story.
theres no point, reason, or any fucking thing at all that i wrote this story. for. the fact is, its 330 ow, im fucking shit faced, been up for almost 24 hours, and just got shit on by 3 fairly cute girls.
also i made a girl cry.
and my girlfriend is mad at me for me telling her i fucked a 14 year old girl "by accident". but, let me clarify, i never did. i have never fucked a 14 year old girl in my life and never will. i made it up as a joke. a bad joke.
and finally, if you read the entire thing, you probably now realize that i am a bad person and when i wake up in the morning and read this thread, if i do, i will realize i am a bad person as well.
and know what i will do?
i will comntinue on being a bad person because fuck you all.
|DuelmonkeyX||GOT MY LICENSE
|magikarp||Good for you, now go get in a car crash.|
|DuelmonkeyX||How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?|
|magikarp||If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.|
|BNet||LOL... worth the read, I promise
deseraimp (10:58:51 PM): http://www.ndforums.com/forum/msg.php?id=90514
deseraimp (10:58:52 PM): okay let me just
deseraimp (10:58:53 PM): you're
deseraimp (10:58:54 PM): you're kidding right
josh has a posse (10:59:01 PM): no
deseraimp (10:59:03 PM): ......
deseraimp (10:59:04 PM): you are
deseraimp (10:59:06 PM): you can't be not
josh has a posse (10:59:12 PM): I'm not
deseraimp (10:59:14 PM): ........
deseraimp (10:59:14 PM): how
deseraimp (10:59:15 PM): like
deseraimp (10:59:16 PM): how
josh has a posse (10:59:16 PM): that would be
josh has a posse (10:59:19 PM): really cool
deseraimp (10:59:21 PM): ......
deseraimp (10:59:23 PM): giving LINK
deseraimp (10:59:25 PM): a MOTORCYCLE?
deseraimp (10:59:26 PM): and
deseraimp (10:59:27 PM): putting HIM
deseraimp (10:59:30 PM): in that fucking world?
josh has a posse (10:59:36 PM): dude
josh has a posse (10:59:41 PM): you siad yourself it'd be cool!
deseraimp (10:59:49 PM): as a ZELDA GAME?!
deseraimp (10:59:50 PM): fuck no!
josh has a posse (10:59:55 PM): dude
josh has a posse (10:59:55 PM): it'd be
deseraimp (10:59:57 PM): fuck you.
josh has a posse (10:59:59 PM): the EXACT SAME
deseraimp (11:00:00 PM): no.
josh has a posse (11:00:01 PM): gameplay wise
deseraimp (11:00:07 PM): dude
deseraimp (11:00:10 PM): that would be like saying
deseraimp (11:00:43 PM): "oh hey, you like azumanga daioh, right? oh and you liked the movie, 300? WELL WE'RE GOING TO COMBINE THE TWO!!! AD CHARACTERS WILL HOLD THEIR SCHOOL AGAINST THE JAPANESE ARMY AND THEY WILL ALL DIE!!!!!"
josh has a posse (11:01:34 PM): except that'd be completely different =|
josh has a posse (11:01:53 PM): zelda is a game series where every game changes the world in some major way, for the most part
deseraimp (11:02:45 PM): yeah but that would be overhauling the ENTIRE VIBE that the series has established since day 1
deseraimp (11:02:49 PM): it would be stupid!
josh has a posse (11:02:54 PM): I don't think so
josh has a posse (11:03:05 PM): I mean, the world they showed there
josh has a posse (11:03:06 PM): in that video
deseraimp (11:03:08 PM): well you're wrong! it would be sweet if it weren't marketed as a ZELDA GAME
josh has a posse (11:03:16 PM): reminded me a lot of the twilight realm in TP
deseraimp (11:03:55 PM): that's like "Harry Potter book 8 is going to take place on Mars! He's going to use his magic powers to defeat the evil Martian Lord Galactinus!"
deseraimp (11:04:11 PM): same "basic plot" but just .. fucking stupid
deseraimp (11:04:16 PM): fine, make the story but don't make it a harry potter story!
josh has a posse (11:04:37 PM): except harry potter is ONE CHARACTER wheras Link is never the same person and etc.
deseraimp (11:04:50 PM): that makes no difference!
deseraimp (11:04:57 PM): they can still put harry potter on mars!
josh has a posse (11:04:59 PM): the entire series is about the same basic story happening lots of times THROUGHOUT HYRULE'S HISTORY
deseraimp (11:05:25 PM): yes i get it but that's way too drastically different. HEY LET'S GO BACK 200,000 THOUSAND YEARS IN HYRULE
deseraimp (11:05:29 PM): WE'LL PLAY AS HOMO ERECTUS
deseraimp (11:05:45 PM): JOSH WILL CERTAINLY BECOME AN ERECTUS HOMO AFTER pLAYING THIS
josh has a posse (11:05:46 PM): if they can MAKE IT WORK AND MAKE IT BE FUN
josh has a posse (11:05:50 PM): WHO FUCKING CARES
deseraimp (11:05:54 PM): I DO! IT'S TOO STUPID
deseraimp (11:05:59 PM): THATS WHY THAT VIDEO WAS MADE
deseraimp (11:06:00 PM): AS A JOKE
deseraimp (11:06:09 PM): BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WOULD BE
deseraimp (11:06:11 PM): IF IT WERE REALLY MADE
deseraimp (11:06:12 PM): A JOKE.
josh has a posse (11:06:15 PM): NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
josh has a posse (11:06:18 PM): IT'D BE COOL
josh has a posse (11:06:23 PM): YOU SAID IT YOURSELF
deseraimp (11:06:31 PM): FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
josh has a posse (11:06:39 PM): it'd be Zelda in EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD
josh has a posse (11:06:41 PM): THE GAMEPLAY
josh has a posse (11:06:43 PM): THE CHARACTERS
josh has a posse (11:06:46 PM): THE DUNGEONS
josh has a posse (11:06:52 PM): EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
deseraimp (11:06:53 PM): THE GAMEPLAY?!!?
deseraimp (11:06:57 PM): YOU'RE USING MOTORCYCLES AND FIREARMS
deseraimp (11:06:59 PM): FUCK YOU
josh has a posse (11:07:08 PM): PRESS A TO SWING SWORD
josh has a posse (11:07:12 PM): PRESS A TO SHOOT GUN
josh has a posse (11:07:17 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deseraimp (11:07:20 PM): ah okay so GTA's gameplay
deseraimp (11:07:21 PM): is identical
deseraimp (11:07:22 PM): to zelda
josh has a posse (11:07:22 PM): GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deseraimp (11:07:22 PM): in that
deseraimp (11:07:25 PM): "you can do things with buttons"
deseraimp (11:07:27 PM): makes perfect sense.
josh has a posse (11:07:39 PM): oh yeah because that is exactly what I said
deseraimp (11:07:43 PM): oh yeah hey no definitely.
josh has a posse (11:08:08 PM): I definitely compared a cosmetic change to the same basic gameplay mechanics to an entirely different genre
josh has a posse (11:08:10 PM): no for sure
deseraimp (11:08:48 PM): it's STILL TOO DRASTIC OF A CHANGE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL TO THE ORIGINAL VIBE OF THE SERIES
deseraimp (11:08:56 PM): HEY LET'S HAVE 15 SIMILARLY-THEMED ZELDA GAMES
deseraimp (11:08:57 PM): AND THEN
deseraimp (11:08:57 PM): HEY
deseraimp (11:08:58 PM): FUCK EM
deseraimp (11:08:59 PM): WE'LL JUST
deseraimp (11:09:03 PM): SHOOT AHEAD 15,000 YEARS
deseraimp (11:09:13 PM): AND MAKE HALO
deseraimp (11:09:18 PM): BUT WE'LL REPLACE MASTER CHIEF'S HEAD
deseraimp (11:09:19 PM): WITH LINK'S
deseraimp (11:09:27 PM): HEY YEA SOUNDS GREAT JIM
deseraimp (11:09:29 PM): YOU BIG FAGGOT
deseraimp (11:09:31 PM): FUCK YOU JIM
deseraimp (11:09:32 PM): !!!!
josh has a posse (11:09:33 PM): OH HEY THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
josh has a posse (11:09:50 PM): HEY LET'S TAKE 14 SIMILARLY THEMED GAMES BUT NOW
josh has a posse (11:09:54 PM): YOU'RE A PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deseraimp (11:09:57 PM): BUT NOW LET'S
josh has a posse (11:09:58 PM): AND THEN
josh has a posse (11:10:01 PM): YOU'RE A PIRATE
josh has a posse (11:10:04 PM): ON A TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deseraimp (11:10:04 PM): HE WASNT A PIRATE
deseraimp (11:10:05 PM): YOU'RE AN IDIOT
deseraimp (11:10:07 PM): THATS NOT WHAT IT.
deseraimp (11:10:15 PM): WHILE WE'RE AT IT
josh has a posse (11:10:18 PM): AND NOW
josh has a posse (11:10:18 PM): AND NOW
deseraimp (11:10:18 PM): WE'LL HAVE ZELDA: HELL EDITION
josh has a posse (11:10:19 PM): YOU HAVE A PET MIDGET
deseraimp (11:10:20 PM): YOU PLAY AS SATAN
josh has a posse (11:10:21 PM): AND YOU'RE A FURRY
deseraimp (11:10:25 PM): BECAUSE
deseraimp (11:10:27 PM): LINK CAN BE ANYONE
deseraimp (11:10:29 PM): NOT JUST ONE PERSON
josh has a posse (11:10:29 PM): HEY
deseraimp (11:10:31 PM): AND
josh has a posse (11:10:33 PM): LET'S MAKE ZELDA TP
josh has a posse (11:10:34 PM): JUST LIKE
deseraimp (11:10:35 PM): YOU RAPE PEOPLE'S ASSHOLES ALL DAY
deseraimp (11:10:38 PM): TO SAVE ZELDA
deseraimp (11:10:39 PM): AND
josh has a posse (11:10:40 PM): METROID CORRUPTION
josh has a posse (11:10:42 PM): BECAUSE
deseraimp (11:10:43 PM): SINCE ITS THE SAME BASIC GAMEPLAY
deseraimp (11:10:44 PM): IN THAT
josh has a posse (11:10:47 PM): THERE'S THE LIGHT/DARK THING
deseraimp (11:10:47 PM): YOU PRESS A TO RAPE PEOPLE
josh has a posse (11:10:47 PM): SO
deseraimp (11:10:50 PM): YOU'LL FUCKING
deseraimp (11:10:51 PM): HEY!!!!!
josh has a posse (11:10:51 PM): IT'S THE SAME
deseraimp (11:10:52 PM): YOU'LL
deseraimp (11:10:53 PM): IT'LL BE
josh has a posse (11:10:55 PM): HEY
deseraimp (11:10:56 PM): ANOTHER ZELDA GAME
josh has a posse (11:10:57 PM): LET'S JUST
deseraimp (11:10:58 PM): OH HEY PERFECT!!!!!1
josh has a posse (11:11:00 PM): FUCK WITH THEM ALL
deseraimp (11:11:02 PM): RAPPIN ASSHOLES ALL DAY LONG
josh has a posse (11:11:03 PM): AND JUST
deseraimp (11:11:04 PM): YEAH SOUNDS WONDERFUL
josh has a posse (11:11:05 PM): MAKE LINK
deseraimp (11:11:05 PM): HEY
deseraimp (11:11:06 PM): OKAY
deseraimp (11:11:07 PM): WE'LL JUST
deseraimp (11:11:07 PM): NO
josh has a posse (11:11:08 PM): ABRAHAM LINKIN
deseraimp (11:11:10 PM): NONO HANG ON
josh has a posse (11:11:10 PM): AND YOU
deseraimp (11:11:10 PM): THEN
deseraimp (11:11:11 PM): NEXT ZELDA
josh has a posse (11:11:13 PM): SAVE HYRULE
deseraimp (11:11:14 PM): YOU'LL BE
josh has a posse (11:11:16 PM): FROM CIVIL WAR
deseraimp (11:11:17 PM): A MICROSCOPIC ORGANISM
josh has a posse (11:11:19 PM): ABOUT THE ABILITY
deseraimp (11:11:19 PM): IT'LL BE CALLED
deseraimp (11:11:23 PM): ZELDA: YOU'RE A FUCKING BACTERIUM
deseraimp (11:11:24 PM): AND
josh has a posse (11:11:24 PM): TO KEEP GORONS
deseraimp (11:11:25 PM): YOU HAVE TO
josh has a posse (11:11:26 PM): AS SLAVES
deseraimp (11:11:29 PM): SAVE THE PRINCESS PROTAZOA
josh has a posse (11:11:29 PM): AND LINKIN
josh has a posse (11:11:30 PM): HAS TO
deseraimp (11:11:31 PM): FROM THE EVIL LORD FUCK YOU
deseraimp (11:11:31 PM): AND
deseraimp (11:11:32 PM): THEN YOu
deseraimp (11:11:33 PM): JSUT
josh has a posse (11:11:33 PM): FUCK THEIR SHIT UP
deseraimp (11:11:35 PM): NITGGER IT ALL up
ANDNI GEr OUT
josh has a posse (11:11:37 PM): AND HE HAS A BEARD
deseraimp (11:11:38 PM): ALL DAY LONG
deseraimp (11:11:38 PM): UNTIL
josh has a posse (11:11:40 PM): AND POINTY EARS
deseraimp (11:11:41 PM): YOU GET HTE MSTSSETE VIRUS SWORD
deseraimp (11:11:42 PM): WHICH
|atresac||pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.|
|L9||I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby|
these quotes stink
|amir25atw||OWWWWWW ITS WORSE THAN THE DAY AFTER I ATE SPORKS
My mom just cleaned the toilet, and mixed like bleach and peroxide and some other shit into the toilet water and let it sit, and I dropped a HUGE log, and ALL that chemicle water just tsunami'd into my asshole
|Past (last post)||Read
Ok I though i might as well make the last post, since i wasnt allowed to make one before being banned. After this post you will never see me on this site again.
I would like to apologize to the majority of you who I may have offended, after all its not your fault you cant see whats really going on here so yeah my bad ,BUT a few members on here i refuse to apologize to.
Ill start with Enzo, you\\'re a true asshole the only reason I ever made fun of you is because you always went at me like im stopping you from eating, you\\'re still pathetic as fuck to me, you\\'re still talking about me??? wow move on with your life.
next Artesac you are by far the biggest asshole on this site, and if you wernt sucking Bnets dick every Saturday any other admin would have banned you.
And Finally the big faggot himself, Bnet you\\'re the biggest hypocrite on this site. Way to assassinate my character, I used to do that to people back in the day I know exactly what you did even though half these dickriders cant see it. I just hope it was all worth it for you, you always had a grudge on me, if it wasnt for Mafia or my proboard this site would have never existed thanks and fuck you rot in the ground.
With that being said I wish the best for the rest of you with your lives and if you ever come out to LA we can get blunted if you know what I mean. Oh and DMX Miley Cyrus is crazy she be throwing parties all the time shes down. Anyway Im out of this bitch to do bigger things thanks for entertaining me on my free time over the years, bye!
hannah montana.. hm. i remember she was just kid on that stupid show miley cyrus now shes coming of age and she is actually IDK why but i like her does anyone else here find her attractive?? lmao i dunno wut it is she seems pretty normal i actually dont really understand why so many people her like to begin with
|BNet||you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs|
|L9||Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes|
|atresac||like an infection|
|Dan||Like a urinary tract infection.|
|BNet||I have three of those.
My sister gave them to me.
|xjt22||nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D|
waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
|L9||They don't mail it to you?|
|DuelmonkeyX||they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope|
|Grecian||that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.|
|Punisher2||the heartbleed bug?
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this from my isp though you pals might wanna check out ur stuff though!
|BNet||It affected NDForums as well.
I'm sorry guys, but all of your credit cards have been stolen by me, BNet.
|BNet||Pun, I am enjoying an all-expense paid trip to the Bahamas as we speak.|
|BNet||Pun, for that sarcastic remark, I am traveling to all competing resorts in the area and booking non-refundable suites for dates spanning the next 6 weeks.|
|magikarp||What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?|
|mistero della mente||helga and barnaby|
|mistero della mente||just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names|
|magikarp||Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.|
|mistero della mente||try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.|
|mistero della mente||hey sac
milk my asshole
|amir25atw||my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human|
|Yellow Jr.||I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|amir25atw||kendra = yoko ono|
|D||Who has tumblr
Who has tumblr
|L9||Blogging is for losers!|
|D||Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.|
|L9||So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!
|Grecian||im not gonna watch any of these videos but
how do you pierce your penis?
|magikarp||You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.|
|amir25atw||Going to tennessee be back friday
Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!