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ENZO Girl Scout Thin Mints

fuck yeah.
atresac mint chocolate=go to hell.


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~dr_dude love~ does sound like pun
Punisher2 true but i dont consider the wire better BUT to be fair i only watched 1 full season before i wanted to know how everyone died n youtubed everyones deaths but i dont think it wouldve been better.
atresac LOL!
xjt22 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Past the wire is by far the best show thats ever been on tv it doesnt get more realer then that.
atresac more realer
Punisher2 the wire had pretty good realism and such but it was the reason i wanted to watch a tv show.

i wanted to watch a fictional tv show and i was more throughly entertained by walts motivations and downward spiral as a character then the wire.

therefor i refute your claim as the wire as the best tv show

its a show about street dudes selling drugs and the cops who try to catch them

While its a interesting concept i dont watch tv shows for that i just wanna see a good story.

SO PAST
Punisher2 wasn't *
Punisher2 the wire didnt have nothing tho past

there were no characters you could get attached too because everyone DIES

its like cool and stuff i guess but i feel like if u wanted to know the wires entire plotline u could go visit any hood in a rough place anywhere in the world and you will know the entire story of the wire.

the wire also didnt have a single character as well written as walt.

So BREAKING bad is better its an opinion sure but i believe it to be right.
atresac omg.
Punisher2 hi sac
xjt22 LOL
Past marlo and method man dont die lol

and while the overall plot was cops and street dealers there was a different sub plot of inner city problems every season such as immigration, prison, politics, and schools.


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Punisher2 dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
Grecian lol you sound retarded pun.

what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?


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magikarp Morgan freeman's a guy? wtf, I had no idea

Seriously, I didn't even know if morgan was a singer and what not and I just wikid him and WHAT THE FUCK?!?
amir25atw YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
amir25atw Rip tho
ENZO RIP? Wait, are you talking about Freeman or Karp?
amir25atw Freeman dude where have you been


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magikarp Why so dead?

Huh?
ENZO cause BNet unbanned you :(


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punisher2 guys help me find my remote u assholes
amir25atw Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.


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mistero della mente because i looked to join a pokemon black and white facebook page and there wasn't one, so i made one.
BNet YOU'RE STUPID, MISTERO

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'D BE THE FIRST ONE

REALLY

YOU WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

TO MAKE A PAGE

ABOUT POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE

THAT WAS ANNOUNCED SEVERAL MONTHS AGO



YOU RETARD


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Punisher2 Pans labyrinth

9/10

awesome movie very awesome

tho the ending was kinda silly but it was nice
BNet I prefer the prequel, "Peter's Very Easy-To-Navigate Chamber"
Punisher2 Lol
BNet Thanks for the laughing : - )
russo that actually made me laugh bnet
bnet Thanks for the laughing : - )
Rinoa the eyeless monster is the scariest thing I've ever seen.
magikarp that's what girls say when i pull down my pants


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mistero della mente they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
~dr_dude love~ I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
mistero della mente stay in your posts.
~dr_dude love~ you fucking suck.


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Punisher2 rice krispies
duelmonkeyx the cereal or the marshmallow bar
Punisher2 marshmellow bar sounds interesting i may need to try this.
Punisher2 wait u mean they make these with mash mellows too? I need to try that kind.
Punisher2 or is there already marshmellows in that? if so i never noticed them.
duelmonkeyx thats how they're stuck together
Punisher2 oh i never knew that.


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amir25atw Everyone say "Happy 14th birthday, Amir"
mistero della mente LMAO
atresac LMAO
Dan LMAO
Punisher2 LMAO
Russo LMAO
xjt22 LMAO
LottoBot LMAO
uiif Many Days LMAO


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amir25atw "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"


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Punisher2 J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII

mr.o just got angry i bet
~!unknown1337i~ I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
atresac that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die

that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
mistero della mente sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him


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Punisher2 WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED

I HATE U ALL!

except amir cus he ruined it i hear
atresac it was Who's Nailin Palin

a classic
atresac alaska to suck my cock amirite


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BNet Obviously done on purpose.. nobody is treating this like an oversight, right? =|
atresac DONE ON PURPOSE? NO WAY!

HERE I THOUGHT THEY ACCIDENTALLY MADE A MINUTE-LONG SPOT THAT WAS A METAPHOR FOR MASTURBATION

METAPHOR MASTURBATION
BNet WELL SHUT UP I DIDN'T KNOW HOW THE VIDEO WAS BEING PRESENTED. IT STARTS OFF WITH A PREVIEW MESSAGE SAYING "FROM THE 'WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?' FILE," SO IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY WERE PRESENTING THE VIDEO LIKE "LOL WOW THEY DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HURR HURR"
atresac METAPHUCK OFF


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Punisher2 we need a white friday tho

where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.


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yofter mofter kofter I am alive.

*sigh* yeah..
magikarp That's too bad, try to fix it.


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L9 Announcement

This is a little long, but bear with me. ;P

--

For a while now I have been working something called the NDF Quote Archive.


If you've ever visited bash.org before, you know what a quote database is. If not, it is essentially this: an archive of funny, interesting, or overall notable "quotes" from AIM conversations, forums, IRC (internet relay chat), etc. etc.


I decided to make a quote database for this forum. You can find it here:





Here's how you submit quotes. First, click the "Submit a Quote" link. In the input field labeled "Post #", type in any valid post number (ex. 89577, 90740).

From here, click the or - buttons to add or remove reply boxes. Once you have enough, simply type the number of the reply you want quoted in the input field labeled "Reply #", and hit "Load".

The message and its author will automatically come up in the large box on the right!

You can type "0" in the Reply # field if you want to load the original post, i.e. the main message before all the replies. ;) This loads the title of the post as well.


Once that's out of the way, just hit "Submit" on the bottom. And that's it!


You can check out the various quotes that have been submitted on the "Random Quotes", "All Quotes", and "Filter Quotes" pages. All quotes can be rated on a 0 to 10 scale.


A more detailed description of the QDB and its functions is coming soon, and that will be written on the "About" page.


So if you ever find a conversation here especially amusing, funny, or COOL, go ahead and submit it to the QDB.

And if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
atresac 8/10


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Amir25atw hey i never knew that Cops was all staged

wtf
BNet Link or it didn't happen.
L9 It is? That would be a shame.
amir25atw no lol i just left to my room after posting that i figured id come back in 5 mins and say "jk" but i forgot :/
BNet figured
amir25atw Bnet i had you shitting your pants dont lie


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~dr_dude love~ gt was dead around the time it died.


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Grecian justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.

so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
Yellow Jr. I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
Past LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.


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magikarp There are cupcakes in the kitchen

And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
BNet Play russian roulette.
L9 And start with six bullets instead of one.


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~dr_dude love~ School

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Past You probably have no friends


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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Amir25atw Well i was gonna put

i never knew george bush said this to The USA 3 days after September 11th 2001

"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.[197]"


Haha thats pretty badass
L9 He should have said "But we, the US government, perpetrated 9/11!"

Because it's true. I've done a lot of research and 9/11 was definitely an inside job.
punisher2 have any of you ever seen the movie

World trade center

its based on actual firefighters who got stuck under the buildings
L9 See, that's the thing. How could they have been stuck under the buildings after the buildings had already collapsed?

The whole thing is just a big conspiracy, and the American public is eating it all up.
BNet Yeah it's true, I heard the WTC never even existed because the government.
L9 Yeah, fucking this. Seriously.

I went to so-called "Ground Zero" and guess what. No fucking buildings there.


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L9 streaming Majora's Mask again at 7:30

estuary
atresac pity, that's marked in my day planner as "don't watch any streams at all"
L9 yeah well, see if I care!!!!!!!
L9 hint: I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mistero della mente another hint please


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mistero della mente Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3
BNet mario sunshine
mistero della mente i never liked it.
BNet well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live


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Yellow Jr. I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened
Punisher2 they beatlesd.
amir25atw kendra = yoko ono


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BNet "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"


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BNet Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.

.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
magikarp 1 vote for Billy Madison.
mistero della mente can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison



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