|mistero della mente||the best page in the universe
|mistero della mente||"yofter
we hardly gave a fuck"
|Punisher2||YOFTER DAMN MOFTER!!!
Yofter is survived by no one because no one wanted to be on his god damn obituary. He is known for his very weak spam and wanting to kill himself but never actually trying. It is said his parents made him quit school at a very early age thus leading to his massive faggotry. ndforums will remember yofter for his random outbursts and 1 page spams and the fact that every single post he ever made was bitching and complaining and pure attention whoreness. I guess you could say he never really 'grew up'. Who would write an obituary for yofter damn mofter anyway what the hell.
|magikarp||Pun sent me
|mistero della mente||get out|
|mistero della mente||bnet
i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
|BNet||i will stream anti-minecraft|
|BNet||you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.|
|L9||do you have any solution ideas in mind|
|BNet||i didn't read your post :)|
|mistero della mente||so i made my chocolate cheesecake
it will be ready in about an hour and i will take a picture to show you and you can eat shit because it will be delicious and you can't taste it
|mistero della mente||karp if you were poisoned and my cheesecake would cure you and if i was literally right next to you holding my cheesecake i would eat every single piece of it and just stare at you as you die|
|BNet||"uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO|
|atresac||"yeah it is"|
|Kazuya Mishima||lol "yeah it is"|
|BNet||shut up kaz|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|BNet||yeah we posted at almost the same second lol|
|Grecian||you were a second to slow though, bnet.
if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
|L9||I Don't Even Like Girls Yet|
|Past||I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"|
|magikarp||Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit|
|mistero della mente||pokemon heartgold
|BNet||Pokemon Soul Silver: 9.7/10
Pokemon Heart Gold: 6.5/10
|mistero della mente||HeartGold has Growlithe/Arcanine so that already makes HeartGold higher rated.|
|BNet||Soul silver was just... so well-made.. genius.
Heart gold was surprisingly very disappointing.
|mistero della mente||you've actually played both of them?|
|L9||I thought Soul Silver's story was totally lacking, while Heart Gold's was breathtaking beyond words. Don't know what you're talking about, NM.|
|BNet||L9 you're a fucking idiot if you honestly believe that. Are you sure you didnt' mix them up?|
|punisher2||the stories are different???
clue me in fellows.
never knew this.
|Amir25atw||Only if you return the favor|
|Amir25atw||Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot|
This is a little long, but bear with me. ;P
For a while now I have been working something called the NDF Quote Archive.
If you've ever visited bash.org before, you know what a quote database is. If not, it is essentially this: an archive of funny, interesting, or overall notable "quotes" from AIM conversations, forums, IRC (internet relay chat), etc. etc.
I decided to make a quote database for this forum. You can find it here:
Here's how you submit quotes. First, click the "Submit a Quote" link. In the input field labeled "Post #", type in any valid post number (ex. 89577, 90740).
From here, click the or - buttons to add or remove reply boxes. Once you have enough, simply type the number of the reply you want quoted in the input field labeled "Reply #", and hit "Load".
The message and its author will automatically come up in the large box on the right!
You can type "0" in the Reply # field if you want to load the original post, i.e. the main message before all the replies. ;) This loads the title of the post as well.
Once that's out of the way, just hit "Submit" on the bottom. And that's it!
You can check out the various quotes that have been submitted on the "Random Quotes", "All Quotes", and "Filter Quotes" pages. All quotes can be rated on a 0 to 10 scale.
A more detailed description of the QDB and its functions is coming soon, and that will be written on the "About" page.
So if you ever find a conversation here especially amusing, funny, or COOL, go ahead and submit it to the QDB.
And if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
|duelmonkeyx||the cereal or the marshmallow bar|
|Punisher2||marshmellow bar sounds interesting i may need to try this.|
|Punisher2||wait u mean they make these with mash mellows too? I need to try that kind.|
|Punisher2||or is there already marshmellows in that? if so i never noticed them.|
|duelmonkeyx||thats how they're stuck together|
|Punisher2||oh i never knew that.|
|magikarp||Who the fuck likes peeps?
I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
|BNet||*watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*|
|BNet||except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"|
|atresac||*am i right peeps?|
|magikarp||Can I just ya know, have a show of hands who would have sex with this girl|
|BNet||fake tan thinks she's the shit horrible awful shirt, i will not raise my hand|
|magikarp||LMFAO WHAT A FUCKING LIAR!!!|
|BNet||truly a no for me, sorry|
|magikarp||If she didn't have a fake tan and an awful shirt would you fuck her?|
|BNet||i don't know, what's she like?|
|magikarp||Who cares, I asked if you'd fuck her not make love|
|magikarp||Is that a yes?|
|BNet||nope, personality counts even if it's just fucking, sorry|
|magikarp||If she had a fucking fantastic personality; like, if she played pokemon and laughed at all of your shitty jokes would you fuck her?|
|BNet||eh doesn't really cover it|
|magikarp||Listen pal, I'm just asking if you'd fuck, I'm not asking for a marriage here!|
|BNet||sex before marriage is wrong|
She plays Minecraft, Pokemon, Earthbound, Zelda. She laughs at all your jokes, and she has great humor. She's smart too, and sweet, and she swallowed
now would you fuck her
|BNet||i dunno, depends on what kinda connection we have, yknow?|
|magikarp||The connection that a 21 year old and a 13 year old shouldn't have! AWWWWWWWW SHIT!
"Hey there, Steve, I'm Karp Hansen with Dateline NBC, Why don't you take a seat over here!"
|BNet||hey man she said 19!|
|Punisher2||AN INTERESTING FACT!
the last time ndf had a 100 reply post was April 22, 2009
and it was the fucking 1200 purple spam post.
|mistero della mente||you know it happens a few times during a year. summer soon so|
|Punisher2||Im gonna call it the great depression|
|mistero della mente||guy from shitmydadsays
has a new york times top 10 best selling book and a fucking program to air on CBS with william shatner in it
|BNet||more like fakemyfakefake|
|mistero della mente||oh yeah it's definitely fake.|
|BNet||what if he really did start off with this, but his dad died right as he was getting to be famous
so from that point he just made shit up to keep it going >;p
|Kazuya Mishima||NDF should write a book.|
|mistero della mente||LOL|
|mistero della mente||@Net|
|mistero della mente||well i mean my lol was pretty obvious who it was directed towards|
|mistero della mente||i just wanted to make sure kaz knew|
|BNet||@ mistero, not kaz|
|BNet||my LOL, that is|
|BNet||it was directed towards mistero|
|mistero della mente||LMAO|
|mistero della mente||sorry kaz, still not to you|
|Punisher2||anyways does anybody here remember a question they asked on there first day of school?|
|amir25atw||the only thing i remember about kindergarten is being told to draw a sideview of my teacher and everyone drew her nose with 2 nostrils on the side of her face and the future valedvictorian (no lie) drew only one side of her nose with only the right nostril and when the teacher showed it to us every one was like O.O!!! like sshe uncovered some kind of lost secret|
|BNet||i don't remember a question, but i remember a funny story
in second grade we had this thing called "Mad Minute" (probably some of you had the same thing) where you had to do this sheet of math problems, and whoever got the most done in 1 minute got candy
well me and this other kid always won, but the teacher kept forgetting to bring the candy in the first few weeks so one day i was like "maybe you should write a note" and she FREAKED OUT AT ME, like screamed at me and immediately called my mom to tell her how disrespectful i was to her, and then as she got to know me she realized i was just a very literal child, not at all intending to be impolite, but actually trying to help her out by suggesting to write a note LOLOL
|mistero della mente||i remember one time we were like 8 or something, and i was in this group to make a small victorian-type house out of tiny pieces of wood and shit, and we got the frame all glued up together so there was no sides to it, completely hollow, but the basic shape was there and there were two girls in the group, so i wanted to show off and i put the house over my head, and then the glue set and it got stuck and we had to break it and start again
i was a stud
|Dylan Klebold||This one time|
|Grecian||im not gonna watch any of these videos but
how do you pierce your penis?
|magikarp||You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.|
|yofter - mofter||FUCK SOCIETY
you can all go fuck yourselves
9/11 was the best thing that ever happened.
|ENZO||I agree. Population control. Better wealth distribution.|
|BNet||Eh, for me, the bubonic plague tops the chart.|
|ENZO||Maybe this swine flu will help|
|~dr_dude love~||im going to stream
anything you use want!
|~dr_dude love~||fuck, you guys*|
|BNet||well fuck you too!|
|ENZO||Why haven't you drowned yourself yet|
|~dr_dude love~||We should make a band
|Punisher2||I hate it|
|magikarp||What did you get your mom for mother's day?|
|amir25atw||I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.|
|Unknown 1337||who gets the purple name
so that I could exploit that shit
|mistero della mente||yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits|
|BNet||Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.
.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
|magikarp||1 vote for Billy Madison.|
|mistero della mente||can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison|
|magikarp||i fucking hate liking shit on accident
this androids the dumbest shit ever misguiding the link i click on then likes it >:-(
|BNet||you can unlike it|
|magikarp||i can but the bitches get the notification|
|BNet||don't worry, as soon as they see "Brandon McCarty" they go "don't care" and stop reading, so they'll never know.|
|Past||lol gott you there|
|BNet||get off my dick past|
|mistero della mente||bnet, idea
turn ndforums into a dating website.
|Grecian||this is a brilliant idea i will update my profile.|
|Grecian||profile is updated.
who is first
|mistero della mente||i lol'd too|
|atresac||lol@this entire post|
|atresac||NDF would be a great dating site if we had a single female member|
|BNet||your profile rules
also, heartbreakhotel... <3
|magikarp||Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck|
|xjt22||WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN|
|Unknown 1337||I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face|