|~dr_dude love~||Any of you guys drive here?
|atresac||i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.|
|xjt22||karp-LMAO but for real, I told him to buy a second controller and he was like "Nah I don't like doing that because that gives my friends rights to come over and use me for my PS3" or some shit
I guess he just doesn't love his step brother enough to buy a second controller even though I love him enough to walk around in a jizz covered hoodie =[
|L9||just thought up an AMAZING joke
I went out to get a PS Vita today.
NO STORES had them! The damn thing has been completely discontinued apparently (or at least for the time being, I assume).
This is so much more stupid and annoying to me than it should be but it really ruined my day. :\\
|L9||However, I did get a 32GB PS Vita memory card!!!!|
|Punisher2||nice consolation prize|
|L9||Howard the Duck
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment.
We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read.
But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so.
But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends.
Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary film from a singularly unexpected source.
To say that both the film and its director have challenged my preconceptions about fine cinematography is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core.
In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Howard the Duck's famous motto: "IF YA CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN". But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant.
Not everyone can become a great director, but a great director can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius who directed Howard the Duck, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest director in Cleveland. I will be returning to Marshington soon, eager for more.
|magikarp||BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
So that we don't luke our shit up.
|xjt22||OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
replace the word reply with "pussy"
|Punisher2||There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house
all i hear is
WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
|Punisher2||more like grand pricks|
|magikarp||Have you ever wished you could...
|Amir25atw||Its called jacking off.|
|BNet||I made cookies.
Would anyone like a cookies?
|L9||They look great. I wish I could make cookies.|
|L9||bigger fish to fry, so to speak|
|BNet||oh i get it, L9. you're too fucking good to make cookies. yeah, okay. yeah, be a fucking asshole, sure.|
|Punisher2||yeah they sure look nice outside but they are loaded with boogers in actuality.
my mother always told me looks weren't everything, and now i see this to be true.
|BNet||pun if you ever speak again, i'll throw you away.|
if you pass up on ari garcia i am going to punch you in the face
unless its the karp bitch
|magikarp||Why was I brought up|
|amir25atw||LOL I SAID THE KARP BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I MEANT TO WRITE karp LOLLLLLL
i think its because karps always like "im karp im karp"
runnin down the road "im karp im karp"
with his shirt of screamin "im karp im karp"
at his wedding yelling "im karp im karp"
in his deathbed blinking "im karp im karp"
But the Tarintino-twist was that he was never karp at all........
|amir25atw||LMFAOOOOOOOO I PUT KARP AGAIN LOLLLLLLL I MEANT TO PUT karp AGAIN|
Still impersonating pastypast even after all these years. Pathetic. You've gone nowhere!
Now here, have a link to some real music instead of that stupid shit you listen to trying to sound all cultured
|og bubba kush||as a general manager of ndforums.com i enforce strict policy on the amount of homo being posted, this is your first warning.|
|Grecian||justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.
so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
|Yellow Jr.||I fucked Miley and Taylor before.|
|Past||LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.|
|duelmonkeyx||d fell off|
|Purpngold49er||When was he on tho|
|Past||You probably have no friends|
|Grecian||the faggot show
i feel a strong connection to ronnie like we might be related.
on the other hand these people have a lot of fun doing stupid shit and its pretty funny/sad/i wanna bury my face between jwow's breasts and suffocate in her cleavage.
|BNet||you fucking suck.|
|Grecian||have you ever watched it|
|BNet||before you pull the "how can you criticize it if you never watched it!!!!!," let me just ask you this.
have you ever gone to a razorblade mine and stuck every single razorblade up your asshole until the end of time? also, eat some of them?
no, because you know it will be an unpleasant experience already.
|BNet||decimic, that does it.
i'm only going to say this once, so you better listen up. remember that one time you were telling me you enjoy the Washington Capitals? they're your favorite hockey team? okay well listen up, because i've had it up to here with your shit. you like the capitals, huh? i have an idea, how about you just take a giant capital I and shove that right up your A. i'm fucking sick of hearing you go on and on about the Washington Capitals, it's just getting to the point where i feel like taking the entire state of washington, gluing it to a battering ram, and just running full-steam ahead and cramming it tightly up your bugglewutts. if you don't stop telling me every day about how much you love the Washington Capitals, I will make sure you never shit in a public niggernaggers for the rest of your life. decimic, i am giving you to the count of ten to pack your belongings, and stop shitting all over yourself. all over yourself. you understand? that does it. if you don't say "i understand" in the next 10 seconds, i'm going to... alright that does it. you're dead. i can't fucking stand it anymore, decimic. i've given you plenty of chances and i've just had it up to here with your horse shit. if you don't immediately apologize for all this FUCKING BULLSHIT you've put me through, i swear to god i'm going to just absolutely LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT. alright listen here buddy. don't you ever fucking ignore me like that again. okay, listen. that does it. i'm calling your university and i'm telling them how much you've fucking PISSED ME OFF. okay, i'm calling them right now. good news, decimic, you're EXPELLED!!! the dean of your college just said he was so disgusted by your behavior towards me that he doesn't even WANT YOU BACK!!!! HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU!!!!! he said "tell decimic..... that he better not ever set foot on my university grounds again, or i'm going to eat his shit with a straw" and i asked him politely to be less graphic, but to no avail. also i called the National Office of Transferring Credits to Other Universities (the NOTCOQ) and they said none of your credits will transfer because they are SO FUCKING DISGUSTED BY THE WAY YOU CONSTANTLY ACT. AND CAN YOU BLAME THEM??!?!?! REALLY LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK YOURSELF. CAN YOU BLAME THEM???????????? Do not ever tell me about how much you love the Washington Capitals again, or so help me god, I will write another message just like this, and it will not be pretty. it will be just as non pretty as this one. i'm not even kidding. you think i'm kidding, but i'm not. decimic, that does it. i've had enough. i'm never speaking to you again.
|real_decimic||But I'm a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. I never said I liked the capitals.
And for the record, I go on and on about Sonic the Hedgehog.
|BNet||I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :||
|mistero della mente||i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA|
|BNet||They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.|
|atresac||i remember when i was a kid at my grandparents' house i would watch nick at nite and three's company would be on and they used the word hooker and i asked my grandma what it was and she got mad at my grandpa because she thought i learned it from him so the next day she bought a gun and shot him and then shot herself and as she was dying i said i learned it from three's company and she said you shouldn't have been watching television that late by the way there are lunchables in the fridge
my grandma always bought lunchables whenever i came over
|Grecian||i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
|Past||does someone have black night rises on dvd?|
|atresac||holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.|
|atresac||it's black night arisen|
I haven't been here in about a year. This place sure looks different...
|NSR||BNet, don't flame me, either. :P|
|L9||BNet is no longer the admin here, actually. This guy named Exdeath was made administrator while for now BNet is just a global moderator. Exdeath is the one who made the new layout though.|
|NSR||Mother fucker! I'm not on the top 20 members list anymore!
|L9||You're gonna have to take that up with Exdeath. He runs the show now.|
|Exdeath||I'll put you in the top 20 members list if you suck my cock.
And I mean that from the bottom of my cock.
I run the show now.
Shut up L9.
|L9||I'm so sorry, Exdeath!!! I was being incredibly foolish. Please, please don't ban me!!|
|Exdeath||Lick my asshole clean for the next 6 weeks and I will deeply consider not banning you.
And I'm not kidding at all.
|L9||User: L9 has been banned by Exdeath.
Reason: Get off my site.
|Exdeath||My asshole is still dirty, and something had to be done about it. Sorry, faggot.|
|Exdeath||If you keep it up I'll have to IP ban you.
A third offense will lead to me contacting your ISP and getting your internet connection cut.
Unless, of course, you fulfill your promise of sterilizing my asshole with your mouth.
|xjt22||o cock we need more inches no homo|
|~dr_dude love~||gt was dead around the time it died.|
|amir25atw||FUCK I HAD 5 FUCKING DAYS TO DO NOTHING BUT PS3
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW WHAT????????? NOW FUCKING WHAT???????
|punisher2||abuse your ps3 like its the black stepchild you never wanted|
|L9||Jesus I don't know whether to quote that or to never speak to pun again|
|BNet||WELCOME TO SIX MINUTES AGO ASSHOLE|
|magikarp||There's no wrong time to question someone about their opinions on black stepchildren you cock sucker.|
|Punisher2||i want some mini coke now...|
|L9||whenever I see the normal-sized cans now I'm so jarred by the size.|
|magikarp||I give the bitches the same effect but instead of cans it's actually my cock|
|L9||After seeing your cock for a while, they're jarred by how huge normal-sized ones appear?|
|Amir25atw||Only if you return the favor|
|Amir25atw||Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot|
|Punisher2||J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
mr.o just got angry i bet
|~!unknown1337i~||I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again|
|atresac||that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
|mistero della mente||sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him|
|atresac||bnet when the FUCK are you going to STREAM some GODDAMN zelDA|
|BNet||probably not tonight|
|atresac||I'm going to rip out your mouth.|
|Punisher2||the heartbleed bug?
A newly discovered bug in widely used Web encryption technology has affected many major websites. The security bug, named Heartbleed, may impact secure Web servers. Cox Web services including MyAccount, MyConnection, Webmail, Internet Tools, and Phone Tools are not impacted by this issue. For more information, visit
this from my isp though you pals might wanna check out ur stuff though!
|BNet||It affected NDForums as well.
I'm sorry guys, but all of your credit cards have been stolen by me, BNet.
|BNet||Pun, I am enjoying an all-expense paid trip to the Bahamas as we speak.|
|BNet||Pun, for that sarcastic remark, I am traveling to all competing resorts in the area and booking non-refundable suites for dates spanning the next 6 weeks.|