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Punisher2 rice krispies
duelmonkeyx the cereal or the marshmallow bar
Punisher2 marshmellow bar sounds interesting i may need to try this.
Punisher2 wait u mean they make these with mash mellows too? I need to try that kind.
Punisher2 or is there already marshmellows in that? if so i never noticed them.
duelmonkeyx thats how they're stuck together
Punisher2 oh i never knew that.


Quote: #249
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TheGreenGuy Haterz, facebook, suicide ect...

i dnt buizness bout how u suckerz move, dude lookin at me rude im like who the fuck are you? you say ur hott an ur the topic of discussion, they say im toxic an my vomit is disgustin, lets be honest you'd lose evn IF i got a lil rusty, my bodys dusty so obvious no body touched me, or ever will i sever limbz i nvr kill so the torture nvr endz it continues 4evr still.. im too hot to evr chill, so forget the pill, im too sick, a vacines a damn dream it isnt real, im sittin still thinkin of shit to spill, im at the endz of my wits jus to get this filled, im kiddin still this isnt difficult this shits a joke, i had to type this cuz the rhymes is so hard i tried to write it an my pencil broke xD i had a notification, but thn i noticed its just a poke, tht shits gettin old like makin wishes off of broken chicken wishin bones, listen holmes, its best u saty hidden in ur homes, cuz grave is famous for being a snitches home... spittin scripts rippin it without no glitches so, im flawless atleast as for as far as shittin goes, im exquisite, dressed in buizness clothes twistin dro whie sittin on a fishin boat, im on top jus say my shits a float haha foes wishin for pinch of hope, but its just a NOPE! facin me a get u FUCKD like a cell mate droppin a brick of soap, spittin dope so potent the fiendz are like 'this isnt coke?!' bitches choke frm the flow like my dick is in their thoats but truly i dnt enjoy it unless my victum is hittin notes, u can hear'em scream but its unclear to get a quote, u wanna say gud bye i hope u wrote it in a note, hold it in ur coat, for popo to notice if u dnt, voice mail urself an recorded with ur phone, for ur fam an frnz cuz its important tht they knw
Past "facin me a get u FUCKD like a cell mate droppin a brick of soap"

fag


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atresac horse mask at school

so i brought my horse mask to school today and wore it in sociology. i'm usually (read: always) the first one there because the bus drops me off about half an hour before class starts, so i just sorta sit there with the mask on making everyone's day a bit more surreal as they walk in. the teacher got a kick out of it but said i had to take it off during the lesson >:(

my visual art teacher on the other hand let me wear it the entire class. and i did.

then i had to go to the school convenience store to buy scantrons, and i had the mask in my hand and set it on the counter when i signed the receipt. the girl working the cash register (who had this shirt showing off these giant tits) asks me "ok, i probably don't wanna know but.... what is that"

"it's my other face"

"oh, ok"

and that's the end of that conversation.

and as i walk out some girl asks me, while i'm holding the mask "are you a horse?" and i just look at her all matter-of-factly "do i LOOK like a horse?"

also some older lady saw me with it next to me on the bench and got a real kick out of it and said she wanted one of her own.
atresac i also wore it to:

work

i waited at the bus stop dancing with the mask on, with cars honking at me when they drive by. when i get to work i dance in and pick up my paycheck, my managers not quite knowing what to make of me. when i got changed into my work clothes and put the mask in my bag, they asked why i had a mask and i said "what mask?" and then told them they must mean my twin brother yorick, who has equine facial disorder.

the mall

a bunch of black dudes suggesting that i was tripping balls. i dropped off a job application (my plan was to drop off a bunch and hope one of the store managers had a good enough sense of humor). i had some people ask for hugs and photos when security came and threw me out.

the guy was like "what possessed you to do this"

"giggles"

"well it's not funny"

"it was a little funny"

"no it wasn't"

"not even a little?"

fuck that guy though, it was hilarious


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L9 Pulp Fiction

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atresac fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
BNet Really


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amir25atw sac

you still scared of pirates?
atresac when did i ever say i was that
amir25atw what the fuck whos scared of pirates then
atresac no one is scared of pirates
amir25atw someones scared of pirates
ENZO It's that guy ^
amir25atw what


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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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atresac i'll be nice to ddl
atresac hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
atresac shit, i messed up.


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magikarp Me, magikarp always has sex with men
Amir25atw LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
magikarp Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?


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xjt22 Art class trolling help me out fellers

Your task this week is to bring in one, or more, examples of what you consider "ideal beauty". Collect images of people, places, and objects that you think fit the definition of "pleasing to the eye". You are also asked to write a short statement about what you consider to be beautiful.

NDF this up guys!
BNet bring like, 45 pictures of yourself and write about each one individually

insist on presenting them to the class even if there's no presentation involved
BNet bring a box that is cut open on one end and closed on the other. wear a really long shirt and pull your pants down to your thighs. then go up and tell them your ideal beauty is in the box. then turn around and cram your buttox snugly into the box through the open end. then reveal the contents of the box to your fellow classmates.


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Russo I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
BNet i barely know her head


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LottoBot Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery

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Dan Back in your cage.
punisher2 hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!


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Punisher2 Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
BNet change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.


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purpngold49er xjt i can help you too dumbass im about to be 26
Omgsports2 yea your a 26 year old who talks about sports with 19 year olds who you uses to prostitute out as spammers on a gaming website, lets not forget you but fake jerseys out of vans, you need to get out of the house and find a better life u hikkomori prick


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atresac pun it's like you just string words together, regardless of context or how much sense they make, and post it hoping it will be funny.
L9 Why do you let yourself get so worked up over it
atresac Gee L9 why do you get so worked up over my criticism of pun.
atresac just a head's up L9, whatever you offer for your reasoning as why you "don't get worked up" over my criticism of pun, I will use that as my reasoning for why I don't get worked up over pun's recent habits.

So yeah, just a fair warning.
L9 Who says I'm going to offer any reasoning
atresac in that case you admit defeat.
atresac and by admitting defeat you admit my reasoning is iron-clad and bullet-proof.
L9 Of course. ;P


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D Who has tumblr

Who has tumblr
L9 Blogging is for losers!
D Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
L9 So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.

Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!


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~dr_dude love~ Any of you guys drive here?

Just curious
atresac i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.


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Spoon Black Friday Death Pool

Not picking specific people obviously. That would be difficult unless you're planning something on your own

Since people fucking blow and inevitably go out shopping very early on Friday, someone always gets trampled to death so some asshole can save a few dollars on microwavable slippers

You have one guess for each:

Where will someone die?

Which store will they die at?

If this is an appropriate purple contest, please offer purple to the winner. Otherwise I have no prize. If there is a tie for first, the tiebreaker will be where the first death occurred
atresac Target, Brandon Florida
atresac in unrelated news i've recently bought a pair of Super Death Bringer's Murder-Soled Boots


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magikarp What did you get your mom for mother's day?
amir25atw I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.


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Grecian brady plz read!!

hey brady, its me, brady. i just want to thannk you, brady, for coming to this website and i actually invited brady here for a reason.

im coming out of the closet and i dont know how to tell you in real life, brady. so here it is. im gay as fuck.


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L9 Announcement

This is a little long, but bear with me. ;P

--

For a while now I have been working something called the NDF Quote Archive.


If you've ever visited bash.org before, you know what a quote database is. If not, it is essentially this: an archive of funny, interesting, or overall notable "quotes" from AIM conversations, forums, IRC (internet relay chat), etc. etc.


I decided to make a quote database for this forum. You can find it here:





Here's how you submit quotes. First, click the "Submit a Quote" link. In the input field labeled "Post #", type in any valid post number (ex. 89577, 90740).

From here, click the or - buttons to add or remove reply boxes. Once you have enough, simply type the number of the reply you want quoted in the input field labeled "Reply #", and hit "Load".

The message and its author will automatically come up in the large box on the right!

You can type "0" in the Reply # field if you want to load the original post, i.e. the main message before all the replies. ;) This loads the title of the post as well.


Once that's out of the way, just hit "Submit" on the bottom. And that's it!


You can check out the various quotes that have been submitted on the "Random Quotes", "All Quotes", and "Filter Quotes" pages. All quotes can be rated on a 0 to 10 scale.


A more detailed description of the QDB and its functions is coming soon, and that will be written on the "About" page.


So if you ever find a conversation here especially amusing, funny, or COOL, go ahead and submit it to the QDB.

And if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
atresac 8/10


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mistero della mente well so far from the caymen islands we have had

Yellow
Rockaku,
Those two girls
TheGreenGuy

this is an awful track record
BNet those two girls weren't cayminian

although i did caminian them several times.


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magikarp dont you hate them niggas who fart loud as fuck when they poop

Shit i at least clinch my cheeks together and try to make it go quiet but niggas at my work be savages bruh i go in to take a piss and they just let that shit go every which way
magikarp I peeped what shoes he was wearin today turns out it was a motherfucker that works on my line. Swear I didnt even look his direction the rest of the day. Nasty ass


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amir25atw yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya
yofter_in_paris i've done a lot of rough things
purpngold49er anal


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punisher2 ohh okay. im gonna start using Google chrome to see how many words i can find.

maybe if we get a long enough list we can send them to google ; p
atresac maybe you can suck my dick
BNet i bet people have done that already honestly lol
atresac yeah, you were one of them.
BNet i didn't send anything to google itself
atresac I meant suck my cock.,


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Yellow Jr. Also BNet

I'm personally requesting that you BAN- GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SKULL, BAN- me from this piece of fucking shit forum, so that I'm never tempted to come back here ever. Fucking. Again.

I don't know why the hell I let any of you dickfucks affect me in any way, I really don't. I put up with all of your fucking abuse in the hopes that you might actually not be such fucking assholes at some point in time, but no. The majority of you are the worst possible people I've ever interacted with. L9, you're the first person I can say with absolute certainty that I harbor a death wish against in full. And to be fucking honest, I'd love to be the one to pull the trigger and end your blood sucking, waste of space life.

Well I'm done with each and every last one of you pricks. All of you. The worst mistake I ever made was staying at this fucking forum to begin with. I hate every last one of you besides Pun, Amir and XJT. Those are the only people here who actually act like normal people.

The rest of you though? Kiss my fucking ass. And paste it to L9. I hope he suffers another fucking breakdown and cries to his therapist about how much everyone hates him and how his family treats him like an outcast, if his family even fucking talks to someone who has the emotional range of a needle point.


Anyways. I'm gone, and I hope you all have a great laugh about how you TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLED me.


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atresac BNet

I hate it

you should make a drop-down box letting us choose if we want the traditional drop-down box or this gay button bullshit.
mistero della mente then change that drop down box to radio buttons to choose if we want the drop down box or the radio buttons
atresac that's retarded

he should make a drop down box to let us choose if we want the drop down box or buttons to decide if we want the drop down box or buttons.
Amir25atw No you guys are fucktards he should make a dropdown box for the buttonss and a dropdown box for the dropdown box for the buttons and then a dropdown box next to that for a calculator
BNet I'm deleting NDForums.


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mistero della mente bnet and l9

if you can find me a translated a link to the past manga to be read online, thanks chumpals.
BNet count me out
mistero della mente this isnt a democracy
magikarp It's a dictatorship.
magikarp And i'm the dictator.
mistero della mente get out of life


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real_decimic I'm giving up my online/computer hobbies

Over 6 years, I have been on the Internet to make a few friends, and chat with others.

Now, I think I have been spending too much time on computers and not enough outside getting fresh air. Therefore, I will be giving up my computer/online hobbies starting April 2.
Punisher2 don't go decimic!!!!!!!

we will walk in circles till you get back.


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~!unknown1337i~ how a plane just dissappears is beyond me

Aliens.
~!unknown1337i~ At this point I'm thinking it blew up
Punisher2 what about a distress signal?
xjt22 Yo what if the plane is still in the air??
purpngold49er bermuda triangle
purpngold49er dimension unparrarel open up during warp speed
xjt22 Past always outpasts me :/


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Grecian justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.

so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
Yellow Jr. I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
Past LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.



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