|L9||do you have any solution ideas in mind|
|BNet||i didn't read your post :)|
|BNet||Failing a chem test
|ENZO||That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?|
|~!unknown1337i~||I just drank an entire can of fanta orange soda.
It was great.
|atresac||whoa, a WHOLE CAN????
look out guys! unknown is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
|atresac||i mean, gosh, a whole can... that's like..... 12 ounces!!! twelve WHOLE fluid ounces!!! holy MOLEY!!|
|atresac||that's a whopping 160 calories!|
|atresac||and forty-four grams of sugar, FIFTEEN PERCENT of your daily recommended dosage!|
|atresac||not to mention the fifty-five milligrams of sodium, a jaw-dropping two percent of your daily recommended allowance!|
|atresac||unknown, you MUST be yanking me when you are telling me you consumed a can consisting of a mixture of Carbonated water, sugar, orange fruit from concentrate (5%), citric acid, vegetable concentrates (carrot and pumpkin), natural orange flavouring with other natural flavourings, preservative (potassium sorbate), malic acid, acidity regulator (sodium citrate), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, aspartame), antioxidant (ascorbic acid), stabiliser (guar gum). Contains a source of phenylalanine.|
|atresac||the acidity regulator (sodium citrate) dude!!!!!! GAD-ZOOKS.|
|BNet||my salary is literally infinite|
|BNet||my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth|
|mistero della mente||guy from shitmydadsays
has a new york times top 10 best selling book and a fucking program to air on CBS with william shatner in it
|BNet||more like fakemyfakefake|
|mistero della mente||oh yeah it's definitely fake.|
|BNet||what if he really did start off with this, but his dad died right as he was getting to be famous
so from that point he just made shit up to keep it going >;p
|Kazuya Mishima||NDF should write a book.|
|mistero della mente||LOL|
|mistero della mente||@Net|
|mistero della mente||well i mean my lol was pretty obvious who it was directed towards|
|mistero della mente||i just wanted to make sure kaz knew|
|BNet||@ mistero, not kaz|
|BNet||my LOL, that is|
|BNet||it was directed towards mistero|
|mistero della mente||LMAO|
|mistero della mente||sorry kaz, still not to you|
|Amir25atw||Venom was a beast|
|BNet||Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.|
|L9||Howard the Duck
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment.
We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read.
But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so.
But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends.
Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary film from a singularly unexpected source.
To say that both the film and its director have challenged my preconceptions about fine cinematography is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core.
In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Howard the Duck's famous motto: "IF YA CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN". But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant.
Not everyone can become a great director, but a great director can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius who directed Howard the Duck, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest director in Cleveland. I will be returning to Marshington soon, eager for more.
|Shine||Shine For Life
|mistero della mente||hey sac
milk my asshole
|amir25atw||my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human|
|amir25atw||well you know what man whatever floats your mayflower
i, on the other hand, am going to poop on my neighbors porch and ring the doorbell during the final minutes of the football game
but the thing is, i'm not going to run away after i ring the doorbell
I'm gonna stand right there, point at the poop, look him in the eyes, and say "I did this."
|magikarp||so last night i found out I have a twin brother
When we were born my parents weren't able to take care of us both. a married couple in Atlanta were interested in one of us and drove to Michigan while my mom was pregnant and they stayed in touch until she had me and my brother. when we were born my parents and the couple felt it was best to raise us as our own person, not to let us know we had a twin until we were old enough. our parents stayed in touch this entire time and i guess a week ago they told Ben (my twin) and last night my mom told me. Im gonna talk to him tonight. My mom told me his interests and its funny for the most part we like the same music and movies but he has a pretty thick southern accent
|atresac||if there are two karps i am killing myself right now because this isn't what i signed on for when i entered this plane of existence.|
|Punisher2||kiss my ass knicks suck|
|xjt22||we do suck lol|
|atresac||chipotle mayo instead of the regular kind
Mayo will clog your arteries. Chipotle may is even worse.
|Past||ya if your fat|
|grecian||Breaking news: Mayo is healthy if you are not fat.|
|L9||wisdom teeth in less than 12 hours
|mistero della mente||death,|
|mistero della mente||agonising pain|
|mistero della mente||complete dread and terror|
|mistero della mente||they'll accidentally pull your jawbone out instead of your teeth|
|Punisher2||whoo im in ndfs top most quote
|Punisher2||I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
|BNet||i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious|
|magikarp||There are cupcakes in the kitchen
And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
|BNet||Play russian roulette.|
|L9||And start with six bullets instead of one.|
This is a little long, but bear with me. ;P
For a while now I have been working something called the NDF Quote Archive.
If you've ever visited bash.org before, you know what a quote database is. If not, it is essentially this: an archive of funny, interesting, or overall notable "quotes" from AIM conversations, forums, IRC (internet relay chat), etc. etc.
I decided to make a quote database for this forum. You can find it here:
Here's how you submit quotes. First, click the "Submit a Quote" link. In the input field labeled "Post #", type in any valid post number (ex. 89577, 90740).
From here, click the or - buttons to add or remove reply boxes. Once you have enough, simply type the number of the reply you want quoted in the input field labeled "Reply #", and hit "Load".
The message and its author will automatically come up in the large box on the right!
You can type "0" in the Reply # field if you want to load the original post, i.e. the main message before all the replies. ;) This loads the title of the post as well.
Once that's out of the way, just hit "Submit" on the bottom. And that's it!
You can check out the various quotes that have been submitted on the "Random Quotes", "All Quotes", and "Filter Quotes" pages. All quotes can be rated on a 0 to 10 scale.
A more detailed description of the QDB and its functions is coming soon, and that will be written on the "About" page.
So if you ever find a conversation here especially amusing, funny, or COOL, go ahead and submit it to the QDB.
And if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
|Unknown 1337||Past I'm tired of your shit
Im calling your ass out nigga im about to spank you lyrically
|mistero della mente||shut up and go away. you have been doing those word-association games of yours for the attention which no one on here gave you but i am going to indulge your need. you are so bad at what you are trying to do, the only applicable equivalent to the monstrosity of your 'raps' would be a blind man who's not just blind because of bad eyesight but his eyes were removed from his skull describing what a painting looks like. the past 30 years of musical concerts dedicated to feeding the homeless children in third world countries should have been dedicated to getting you to stop thinking you are black, even though you're like 13. the awfulness of your 'rapping' would have been foretold so those helping to feed the homeless could instead prepare for the introduction of your abhorrent use of the english language trying to form a coherent rap with actual verses that aren't a jumbled up piece of dog shit on a stick. if you were alive two thousand years ago and you posted those 'raps' on ndf, instead of crucifying jesus for what they considered to be his blasphemous beliefs, they would have crucified you instead. go away|
|mistero della mente||bnet, idea
turn ndforums into a dating website.
|Grecian||this is a brilliant idea i will update my profile.|
|Grecian||profile is updated.
who is first
|mistero della mente||i lol'd too|
|atresac||lol@this entire post|
|atresac||NDF would be a great dating site if we had a single female member|
|BNet||your profile rules
also, heartbreakhotel... <3
|Punisher2||There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house
all i hear is
WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
|Punisher2||more like grand pricks|
|BNet||MMBN3 CONTINUED AT 12:30PM
I left off right before some SERIOUS SHIT GOES DOWN so :3
|Grecian||shit that's 20 minute.
im gonna miss the first 40 minutes or so. how much gameplay do you have left? it has to be at least 10 hours right?
|BNet||uhh probably 8|
|Grecian||still lots of time left then. i wont miss the ending.|
|BNet||hopefully the ending will make enough sense for you =[|
|Grecian||im struggling to keep up with the plot.
so far i get that a sarcastic humanoid duck is sucked from his world to earth in order to battle alien invaders.
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
|mistero della mente||they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in|
|~dr_dude love~||I bet all they trainers will have a karp!|
|mistero della mente||stay in your posts.|
|~dr_dude love~||you fucking suck.|
|mistero della mente||bnet
i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
|BNet||i will stream anti-minecraft|
|BNet||you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.|
|Grecian||Today is Canada day
so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
everything is closed
|atresac||what's a canada
The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!
I hate it
you should make a drop-down box letting us choose if we want the traditional drop-down box or this gay button bullshit.
|mistero della mente||then change that drop down box to radio buttons to choose if we want the drop down box or the radio buttons|
he should make a drop down box to let us choose if we want the drop down box or buttons to decide if we want the drop down box or buttons.
|Amir25atw||No you guys are fucktards he should make a dropdown box for the buttonss and a dropdown box for the dropdown box for the buttons and then a dropdown box next to that for a calculator|
|BNet||I'm deleting NDForums.|
|mistero della mente||bnet and l9
if you can find me a translated a link to the past manga to be read online, thanks chumpals.
|BNet||count me out|
|mistero della mente||this isnt a democracy|
|magikarp||It's a dictatorship.|
|magikarp||And i'm the dictator.|
|mistero della mente||get out of life|
|magikarp||Have you ever wished you could...
|Amir25atw||Its called jacking off.|
|~dr_dude love~||getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
with 3 other friends =\\
|mistero della mente||maybe it's still in your hand|
|atresac||my submission for an assignment which requires a day in the life of a six year old
7:00 AM: Wake up.
7:02 AM: Get out of bed.
7:05 AM: 100 one-armed push-ups.
7:05:30 AM: Grab child-safe scissors.
7:07 AM: Kill deer and use pelt for today's clothes with scissors.
7:10 AM: Begin climb to the peak of Mt. Doomdeath.
7:30 AM: Confront ancient dragon who is the physical manifestation of evil.
7:32 AM: Slay dragon with scissors.
7:35 AM: Carve open dragon to recieve breakfast:
1-gross egg and cheese omelette
2 pounds of bacon
18 sausage links
5 gallons sugar-free maple syrup
7:45 AM: Walk to River Styx.
7:55 AM: Find smooth river rock.
8:00 AM: Shave with river rock.
8:15 AM: Take Cerberus out for a walk.
8:30 AM: Return home.
8:50 AM: Bow before father.
9:00 AM: Finish bowing to father, ask for proper clothing.
9:15 AM: Finish clothing.
9:30 AM: Ride pet utahraptor Yoshi to work.
10:00 AM: Punch in for job at razorblade mines.
11:17 AM: Accident in mines results in co-worker becoming sliced to ribbons.
11:17:15 AM: Say "Razor? I barely know 'er!"
11:17:30 AM: Pat self on back for that one.
11:20 AM: Shave again.
1:00 PM: Lunch break:
13 Big Macs
1 Whopper Jr.
1 Diet Coke w/ 4 ice BIG MAC cubes
1:30 PM: Use toilet.
2:00 PM: 800 1-finger, one-legged pushups.
3:45 PM: Finish toilet.
4:00 PM: Nap time.
4:30 PM: Snack time:
1 pudding cup and 1 banana
Ballanced on top of entire acre of livestock. That is also the snack.
5:00 PM: Return home on motorcycle you built out of razorblades from the mine.
5:30 PM: After relaxing from work, use black-magic ritual to revive dragon.
5:40 PM: Slay dragon again.
6:00 PM: Dinner:
12 oz steak (rare)
7 oz garlic mashed potatoes
6:30 PM: Hannah Montanna.
7:00 PM: 500 tongue pullups.
7:15 PM: Shower in sulfuric acid.
7:30 PM: Brush teeth with chainsaw.
7:40 PM: Pray enemies get cancer.
7:45 PM: Get tucked in.
7:46 PM: Story time (Green Eggs and Ham).
7:50 PM: Lullaby (Fist-Magnet Face II: Electromagnetic Boogaloo)
8:00 PM: Sleep.
12:00 AM: Dream of killing father with bare hands.