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Og Bubba Kush i heard a cj reference

some random famaly og was talking to another og and said "you know og johnson stubborn as hell", also denise is franklins aunt and that was cjs girlfriend.
xjt22 i heard hes in the game
Og Bubba Kush no sign of him in gta 4 it said he died in a newspaper
atresac that's dumb. how could cj fit into a newspaper???


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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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magikarp What did you get your mom for mother's day?
amir25atw I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.


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xjt22 HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
atresac it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday

just seems like a waste now.


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magikarp Have you ever wished you could...

Milk yourself
Amir25atw Its called jacking off.


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

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L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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BNet you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs
L9 Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes


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Unknown 1337 Past I'm tired of your shit

Im calling your ass out nigga im about to spank you lyrically
mistero della mente shut up and go away. you have been doing those word-association games of yours for the attention which no one on here gave you but i am going to indulge your need. you are so bad at what you are trying to do, the only applicable equivalent to the monstrosity of your 'raps' would be a blind man who's not just blind because of bad eyesight but his eyes were removed from his skull describing what a painting looks like. the past 30 years of musical concerts dedicated to feeding the homeless children in third world countries should have been dedicated to getting you to stop thinking you are black, even though you're like 13. the awfulness of your 'rapping' would have been foretold so those helping to feed the homeless could instead prepare for the introduction of your abhorrent use of the english language trying to form a coherent rap with actual verses that aren't a jumbled up piece of dog shit on a stick. if you were alive two thousand years ago and you posted those 'raps' on ndf, instead of crucifying jesus for what they considered to be his blasphemous beliefs, they would have crucified you instead. go away


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Past (last post) Read

Ok I though i might as well make the last post, since i wasnt allowed to make one before being banned. After this post you will never see me on this site again.

I would like to apologize to the majority of you who I may have offended, after all its not your fault you cant see whats really going on here so yeah my bad ,BUT a few members on here i refuse to apologize to.

Ill start with Enzo, you\\'re a true asshole the only reason I ever made fun of you is because you always went at me like im stopping you from eating, you\\'re still pathetic as fuck to me, you\\'re still talking about me??? wow move on with your life.

next Artesac you are by far the biggest asshole on this site, and if you wernt sucking Bnets dick every Saturday any other admin would have banned you.

And Finally the big faggot himself, Bnet you\\'re the biggest hypocrite on this site. Way to assassinate my character, I used to do that to people back in the day I know exactly what you did even though half these dickriders cant see it. I just hope it was all worth it for you, you always had a grudge on me, if it wasnt for Mafia or my proboard this site would have never existed thanks and fuck you rot in the ground.

With that being said I wish the best for the rest of you with your lives and if you ever come out to LA we can get blunted if you know what I mean. Oh and DMX Miley Cyrus is crazy she be throwing parties all the time shes down. Anyway Im out of this bitch to do bigger things thanks for entertaining me on my free time over the years, bye!
punisher2 Offtopic buttt

hannah montana.. hm. i remember she was just kid on that stupid show miley cyrus now shes coming of age and she is actually IDK why but i like her does anyone else here find her attractive?? lmao i dunno wut it is she seems pretty normal i actually dont really understand why so many people her like to begin with


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Grecian brady plz read!!

hey brady, its me, brady. i just want to thannk you, brady, for coming to this website and i actually invited brady here for a reason.

im coming out of the closet and i dont know how to tell you in real life, brady. so here it is. im gay as fuck.


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Amir25atw hey i never knew that Cops was all staged

wtf
BNet Link or it didn't happen.
L9 It is? That would be a shame.
amir25atw no lol i just left to my room after posting that i figured id come back in 5 mins and say "jk" but i forgot :/
BNet figured
amir25atw Bnet i had you shitting your pants dont lie


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Punisher2 WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED

I HATE U ALL!

except amir cus he ruined it i hear
atresac it was Who's Nailin Palin

a classic
atresac alaska to suck my cock amirite


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BNet no offense past but

i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you


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atresac i had a speech today

in my public speaking class. we had to do a narrative speech on some event in our lives that impacted us. my teacher told us last week that it's not uncommon for the speakers to cry during their speech, because they are sometimes dealing with really heavy stuff for them.

so i get up and the entire time i am dead fucking serious. i ask everyone "who has ever been unhappy with how they look," and almost every hand goes up obvs. then i ask "ok, who has ever been unhappy with how they look, beyond just something like a bad hair day, or a pimple, or something like that. i mean you look at yourself in the mirror, and you just really don't like who you see."

at this point people start getting an idea for how heavy this is going to be and they're just staring at me wide-eyed like "oh."

so i start talking about being a kid in middle school, when i was fat and had really bad skin and how everyone would make fun of me, and i am straight-up milking it. i was actually a little nervous during the speech, so my voice was wavering just enough so that it sounded like i might be getting ready to cry at any moment.

i go on about how even after you grow up, their words stick with you, and you never get over it, and for the rest of your life you tend to see yourself the way they saw you no matter what.

but then i say "that all changed one day, though. i came to realize that what they said then didn't matter, because they weren't seeing the real me. because this *gestures to self* is not who i am. this is not my real face."

i kneel beneath the podium, come back up wearing my fucking latex horse mask.

"this is."

people start fucking dying, and some people are still kind of shellshocked and are having a hard time coping with the sudden whiplash.

i stop wavering (the mask actually helped with this to an extent) and start talking like a dude making an inspirational speech.

"i'm not josh, the fat middle-schooler with acne they knew. i am YORICK, and i am a majestic stallion, born to gallop in the fields with the wind in my mane and the dust clouding beneath my hooves." i start talking about how the horse is my real face, and my "real" face is actually the mask, and end on a note of how no one can decide who you are for you.

also, at some point after i put on the mask, i hear "i'm crying..."

my speech was so beautiful it moved people to tears.


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mistero della mente lol

i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post


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magikarp Morgan freeman's a guy? wtf, I had no idea

Seriously, I didn't even know if morgan was a singer and what not and I just wikid him and WHAT THE FUCK?!?
amir25atw YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
amir25atw Rip tho
ENZO RIP? Wait, are you talking about Freeman or Karp?
amir25atw Freeman dude where have you been


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D #faggotjamiecuj

Still impersonating pastypast even after all these years. Pathetic. You've gone nowhere!

Now here, have a link to some real music instead of that stupid shit you listen to trying to sound all cultured
og bubba kush as a general manager of ndforums.com i enforce strict policy on the amount of homo being posted, this is your first warning.


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BNet hehe (possible BB spoilers)

deseraimp (10:34:04 PM): "you killed hank!" what a little dumbass
deseraimp (10:34:07 PM): what an idiot for not knowing what really happened
deseraimp (10:34:09 PM): what a fucking moron
deseraimp (10:34:15 PM): what if walt just went
deseraimp (10:34:18 PM): "thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right!!!!!!!!"
josh has a posse (10:34:28 PM): i know how does he not know it was the nazis it's the oldest trick in the book
josh has a posse (10:34:32 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:34:35 PM): he says it like
josh has a posse (10:34:36 PM): no
josh has a posse (10:34:38 PM): not like
josh has a posse (10:34:40 PM): he literally
josh has a posse (10:34:41 PM): has
josh has a posse (10:34:44 PM): meowth's voice
deseraimp (10:34:46 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:35:01 PM): "you killed uncle hank" meeowth, dat's right!
josh has a posse (10:35:12 PM): talks like meowth the rest of the series
josh has a posse (10:35:26 PM): 'not really sure what vince was going for with this decision'
deseraimp (10:35:37 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:35:40 PM): "yes I did, junior. and you know what i said before i killed him?" "stop!" "i said.... HEY HANK. I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH A GUN AND KILL YOU."
josh has a posse (10:35:55 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:36:04 PM): just imagine the writing plummets
deseraimp (10:36:04 PM): just
deseraimp (10:36:10 PM): absolute amateur garbage
deseraimp (10:36:12 PM): just for the last episode
deseraimp (10:36:20 PM): like they got busy and had an intern write it
josh has a posse (10:36:36 PM): not a single contraction the entire episode
deseraimp (10:36:41 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:36:57 PM): people actually
josh has a posse (10:36:58 PM): say
josh has a posse (10:37:01 PM): what they are doing
josh has a posse (10:37:03 PM): and what is happening
josh has a posse (10:37:13 PM): "jesse, stop pointing that gun at me, put it down"
josh has a posse (10:37:25 PM): "no! i am not going to stop pointing the gun at you"
deseraimp (10:37:38 PM): "Walter White I do not like what you did where you told the nazis they could take me back to their house and then they killed andrea! I am now going to shoot you with a gun!"
josh has a posse (10:37:53 PM): [JESSE holds a gun and points it at WALT. He does not put the gun down.]
deseraimp (10:38:20 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:38:29 PM): Walt: "Please, whatever you do Jesse Pinkman, do not shoot me in the Family."
josh has a posse (10:38:39 PM): "the episode takes a strange turn when there is a 30 minute montage of jesse trying to suck his down dick while in captivity"
josh has a posse (10:39:04 PM): his own
josh has a posse (10:39:06 PM): not down
deseraimp (10:39:07 PM): while "livin in the sunlight, lovin in the moonlight, havin a wonderful time!" plays in the background
josh has a posse (10:39:11 PM): LOL!
deseraimp (10:39:27 PM): they need a scene with Yackety Sax
deseraimp (10:39:29 PM): preferably the final shootout
deseraimp (10:39:31 PM): it's all like
josh has a posse (10:39:32 PM): LOL!
deseraimp (10:39:33 PM): sped up to 15 fps
josh has a posse (10:39:38 PM): walt chasing the nazis
josh has a posse (10:39:40 PM): jesse chasing walt
deseraimp (10:39:42 PM): fucking
deseraimp (10:39:45 PM): scooby doo style
josh has a posse (10:39:45 PM): all of them running through doors
josh has a posse (10:39:48 PM): coming out of other doors
deseraimp (10:39:52 PM): ^
josh has a posse (10:39:55 PM): walt runs out, stands in the hallway
josh has a posse (10:39:58 PM): in his briefs
josh has a posse (10:40:00 PM): scratching his head
josh has a posse (10:40:05 PM): runs into another door
deseraimp (10:40:23 PM): "Dowwwwwwww Jesse you come back here!" "Catch me if you can hehehehe"
josh has a posse (10:40:26 PM): jesse runs out, he's wearing walt's pants
deseraimp (10:40:33 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:40:43 PM): gus fring runs out
deseraimp (10:40:45 PM): walt comes out and jesse's pants are on his head
josh has a posse (10:40:46 PM): adjusts his tie
josh has a posse (10:40:47 PM): falls over
deseraimp (10:41:08 PM): tuco's ghost makes a cameo
deseraimp (10:41:09 PM): just like
deseraimp (10:41:11 PM): tickles people
josh has a posse (10:41:12 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:41:17 PM): shooting eye lasers
josh has a posse (10:41:22 PM): or whatever the fuck powers he has
josh has a posse (10:41:47 PM): vince gilligan runs out, looks at the camera, gives a comical and exaggerated shrug like "whaddaya gonna do?"
deseraimp (10:42:01 PM): oh my god my face hurts
josh has a posse (10:42:05 PM): the cast of low winter sun shows up
deseraimp (10:42:08 PM): LMAO!
josh has a posse (10:42:10 PM): all the other parties shoot them
deseraimp (10:42:12 PM): "Please watch our show!!!"
josh has a posse (10:42:16 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:42:36 PM): "hey isn't this our timeslo-" *bang*
deseraimp (10:42:52 PM): oh my god
deseraimp (10:42:53 PM): i would be
deseraimp (10:42:57 PM): so happy in a way if the final ep were like that
deseraimp (10:42:58 PM): just
deseraimp (10:43:03 PM): completely asinine
deseraimp (10:43:04 PM): vince is just like
deseraimp (10:43:11 PM): fuck you all ha ha this was a stupid show anyway
deseraimp (10:43:13 PM): we wrote it in a day
josh has a posse (10:43:38 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:43:39 PM): "pfff how about he spends an entire fucking episode trying to kill a fly" "cut and print"
josh has a posse (10:43:41 PM): the entire show
josh has a posse (10:43:44 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:43:59 PM): "how does he beat gus" "HE EXPLODES" "awesome"


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NSR What the?

I haven't been here in about a year. This place sure looks different...
NSR BNet, don't flame me, either. :P
L9 BNet is no longer the admin here, actually. This guy named Exdeath was made administrator while for now BNet is just a global moderator. Exdeath is the one who made the new layout though.
NSR Mother fucker! I'm not on the top 20 members list anymore!

u_u
L9 You're gonna have to take that up with Exdeath. He runs the show now.
Exdeath I'll put you in the top 20 members list if you suck my cock.

And I mean that from the bottom of my cock.

I run the show now.

Shut up L9.
L9 I'm so sorry, Exdeath!!! I was being incredibly foolish. Please, please don't ban me!!
Exdeath Lick my asshole clean for the next 6 weeks and I will deeply consider not banning you.

And I'm not kidding at all.
L9 User: L9 has been banned by Exdeath.

Reason: Get off my site.
Exdeath My asshole is still dirty, and something had to be done about it. Sorry, faggot.
Exdeath If you keep it up I'll have to IP ban you.

A third offense will lead to me contacting your ISP and getting your internet connection cut.

Unless, of course, you fulfill your promise of sterilizing my asshole with your mouth.


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amir25atw sac

you still scared of pirates?
atresac when did i ever say i was that
amir25atw what the fuck whos scared of pirates then
atresac no one is scared of pirates
amir25atw someones scared of pirates
ENZO It's that guy ^
amir25atw what


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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.


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Unknown 1337 So I was chillen and shit at the block when these niggas wanted to pop off

So ma nigga jayquan comes up and hes all like YO THESE NIGGAS WANNA POP so I called the rest of these nigas
Icarus So you was chillin' out, maxxin', relaxin' all cool?

And then a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in your neighbourhood?


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xjt22 hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4

i think
BNet how could he tell when it was all gone?

oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM


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BNet There is a cricket in my basement

Why is there a cricket in my basement / 10
magikarp You should actually go to the cricket's basement and do the same thing it's doing to you and annoy it to the point where it comes on NDForums and makes a post saying

"There is a Steve Hinkle in my basement

Why is there a Steve Hinkle in my basement / 10"


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og bubba kush whos seeing the purge this week

imagine a free day of crime tho
L9 you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?


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atresac AP European History Exam friday

it goes until 3:30

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grecian who wants to know about european history
Grecian besides mistero
atresac mistero should help me cheat.
BNet mistero lives in england not europe
Grecian but i mean

same thing
BNet nah
BNet europe is a COMPLETELY different country
atresac Yeah, isn't Europe part of Africa?
atresac the western part but still.
Grecian its pretty much like the USA and Mexico though. They're attached so they must be the same.

I'm not speaking from experience though I haven't been to the USA too often but from what I gather
atresac What? I thought you were in Nova Scotia? Isn't that in Detroit?
Grecian its a suburb just outside of Detroit. Its a pretty nice continent.
BNet well europe is technically a colony of africa, but i won't get into that.

grecian, the difference between europe and england is more like the difference between North America and Laos.
Grecian i know a guy who went to england and said it was EXACTLY like laos.
BNet that's impossible. laos is all the way over in russia. culturally they're somewhat like portugal but NOTHING like england.
Grecian thats just what he said man i always thought england was a bit more like Nigeria, Coasta Rico
BNet kind of a mix of both, but i digress.

anyway, sac, i'll help you study.
Grecian we can quiz him right now.

whats was the population in france in 1883?
BNet people didn't live in france until 1920 during the great French Settlement of northern indonesia.
Grecian that seems like it might be really inaccurate but im really too dumb to realize if youre telling the truth or not :(
BNet France was settled by North Indonesians in 1920s.. that was basically the trigger for WWii...


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xjt22 o cock we need more inches no homo


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mistero della mente you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does


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Magikarp Pun, how do you feel about the Black Ops map pack coming to the 360 first?
mistero della mente the 360 is absolutely awful and i keep mine under my bed and never use it. fuck you amir.
Magikarp The PS3's a boring piece of shit just like you, you faggot.
mistero della mente whats that karp i can't hear you over my 360 being under my bed
Magikarp I can hear you just fine and my 360's running.
mistero della mente you better catch it then


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magikarp What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?
mistero della mente helga and barnaby
mistero della mente just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names



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