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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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BNet plus isn't "excelling at liberal arts" just a fancy way of saying we're failures.


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NSR What the?

I haven't been here in about a year. This place sure looks different...
NSR BNet, don't flame me, either. :P
L9 BNet is no longer the admin here, actually. This guy named Exdeath was made administrator while for now BNet is just a global moderator. Exdeath is the one who made the new layout though.
NSR Mother fucker! I'm not on the top 20 members list anymore!

u_u
L9 You're gonna have to take that up with Exdeath. He runs the show now.
Exdeath I'll put you in the top 20 members list if you suck my cock.

And I mean that from the bottom of my cock.

I run the show now.

Shut up L9.
L9 I'm so sorry, Exdeath!!! I was being incredibly foolish. Please, please don't ban me!!
Exdeath Lick my asshole clean for the next 6 weeks and I will deeply consider not banning you.

And I'm not kidding at all.
L9 User: L9 has been banned by Exdeath.

Reason: Get off my site.
Exdeath My asshole is still dirty, and something had to be done about it. Sorry, faggot.
Exdeath If you keep it up I'll have to IP ban you.

A third offense will lead to me contacting your ISP and getting your internet connection cut.

Unless, of course, you fulfill your promise of sterilizing my asshole with your mouth.


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~dr_dude love~ does sound like pun
Punisher2 true but i dont consider the wire better BUT to be fair i only watched 1 full season before i wanted to know how everyone died n youtubed everyones deaths but i dont think it wouldve been better.
atresac LOL!
xjt22 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Past the wire is by far the best show thats ever been on tv it doesnt get more realer then that.
atresac more realer
Punisher2 the wire had pretty good realism and such but it was the reason i wanted to watch a tv show.

i wanted to watch a fictional tv show and i was more throughly entertained by walts motivations and downward spiral as a character then the wire.

therefor i refute your claim as the wire as the best tv show

its a show about street dudes selling drugs and the cops who try to catch them

While its a interesting concept i dont watch tv shows for that i just wanna see a good story.

SO PAST
Punisher2 wasn't *
Punisher2 the wire didnt have nothing tho past

there were no characters you could get attached too because everyone DIES

its like cool and stuff i guess but i feel like if u wanted to know the wires entire plotline u could go visit any hood in a rough place anywhere in the world and you will know the entire story of the wire.

the wire also didnt have a single character as well written as walt.

So BREAKING bad is better its an opinion sure but i believe it to be right.
atresac omg.
Punisher2 hi sac
xjt22 LOL
Past marlo and method man dont die lol

and while the overall plot was cops and street dealers there was a different sub plot of inner city problems every season such as immigration, prison, politics, and schools.


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purpngold49er xjt i can help you too dumbass im about to be 26
Omgsports2 yea your a 26 year old who talks about sports with 19 year olds who you uses to prostitute out as spammers on a gaming website, lets not forget you but fake jerseys out of vans, you need to get out of the house and find a better life u hikkomori prick


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Past I am dumb and stupid and gay


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Punisher2 name the first word that comes to your head

sadomasochist

no i dont know why.

fuck
Past MURDER
Punisher2 dont be a murderer
Past id go to jail for assault, attempted murder, and manslaughter
Past Everyday
Past there is a shooting every day here, and im sure their is a shooting in detriot, chicago, d.c, baltimore everyday as well.
Past thats what happens when there is too many homos


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Yellow Jr. So..

Last night, I went out with three boys. They were p. cute, around 8/10 for all three, so I was feeling pretty good with myself and I had money to buy these guys drinks so I KNEW I was getting the dick

Well, I did end up buying tequilia shots for all three of them, and I bought a vodka and orange juice because I'm fucking addicted to orange juice

Duuuuuude.

One of those fucking boys put molly in my drink

All three of them took it though because they were busy tripping out and smoking weed in my back yard while I was blowing my other guy friend in my room, that took HOURS

Oh my god Guys <3 I just had to share this shit with you because I thought this over intently and it seemed like NDF was logically the most appropriate place to come when I'm high as a fucking kite, haven't slept allnight and running off like 7 different shots of rum, tequilia and bombay, in that order also got a cup of hennesy

Thanks for listening (:


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magikarp BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts

So that we don't luke our shit up.
xjt22 OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING

replace the word reply with "pussy"


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encore 4 xD This is awful.

One of my best friends, has fucked up their lifes. In the end she's pregnant and stupid for many more reasons than one. I always told my other friends that I was going to push her down some stairs and save her from this mistake. Well today I found out she fell down some stairs. hahhhh. The baby's okay, which is good cause she's pretty far along.But this just makes me laugh.
amir25atw Yea but it's not funny soooooo i wouldn't be surprised if you've tortured someone in the woods before.


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Grecian having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing

"i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards

10/10
magikarp Why? Did you chop off his legs?


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atresac bnet when the FUCK are you going to STREAM some GODDAMN zelDA
BNet probably not tonight
atresac I'm going to rip out your mouth.
BNet D;
atresac more like

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purpngold49er Fuck all that , the dirtiest bitchs do that and give the bitch that wants to dome you some herpes you dont want that. There better out just making out on my dick, then passing each other herpes.
xjt22 what
purpngold49er ok ill try to sound as white as possible

so dude there is like this chick i was trying to hook up with but she got drunk and starting making out with becky the neighborhood slut who we all know has a sexually transmitted disease , cause it was the "cool" thing to do, so now im like hold on you cant suck my dick anymore cause you just made out with the garbage truck im good.

So I dont condone girls kissing girls cause some dirty std slut will come along and give them a monster called herpes, when they could of been totally making out with my wiener and been safe. But now we have a herpes epidemic and shortening of head givers cause of that blasphemy.


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Unknown 1337 So I was chillen and shit at the block when these niggas wanted to pop off

So ma nigga jayquan comes up and hes all like YO THESE NIGGAS WANNA POP so I called the rest of these nigas
Icarus So you was chillin' out, maxxin', relaxin' all cool?

And then a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in your neighbourhood?


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Rinoa If this is another zubat, I'm going to...

THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
BNet Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3
atresac A paras? that's hot.


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L9 er

so the stabbing pain is called angina pectoris

and bnet i think i once told you i got it too sometimes.

now i'm reading that it's not normal to get in youth, though as far as I know i was never born with any heart defects.

should I ask my parents about this?
Past in the heart area right? i get that sometimes feels like a icepick stabbing away at random
L9 just a word of advice past: if ever the stabbing sensation accompanies the feeling of your wallet being taken, you're probably being robbed.


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BNet As the Chairman and CEO of BNWare Corporation (All Rights Reserved)

I would like to offer this website institution business company a proposal:

Merge business corporation business corporate with me, BNet, the CEO and Chairman of my company, BNWare, of which I am currently the only member, and we will together raise the bar, think outside the box, and business corporate company money profit margins TPS reports.
mistero della mente ...Is this a legitemate operation or do you fall outside of the strangleholds in which the usual Internet delegates are sent out upon to observe and, eventually, kill you?


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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Amir25atw Venom was a beast
BNet Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.


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Grecian also if those are the starters in the pic there they look dumb as hell.
BNet i'm not so upset about them :3
mistero della mente why not
BNet be..cause they're really not that bad?
mistero della mente no, they just look atrociously atrocious. people were paid to make them and you could find fingerless chinese children stitching fake designer clothes together with their toes who draw better ideas then those


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Punisher2 whoo im in ndfs top most quote

niceeeee
Punisher2 I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.

but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
BNet i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious


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Past unknown how about instead of saying shit make something! design a website, design a game, something that proves you know anything of what you act like you know. You have been talking for years but have never done anything , you dont know shit im convinced.
~!unknown1337i~ I actually founded Apple. What have you done with your life?
Past you think finding a apple is productive?


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purpngold49er you wouldnt be talking anything on kobe anymore if you saw me
purpngold49er i would fuck you up if i was little indian kid nigga you soft
xjt22 OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xjt22 I JUST SCREAMED
xjt22 I AM SICK AND TIRED
xjt22 IM GETTIN MY 100 POINTS AND LEAVING FUCK THIS SITE


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amir25atw OWWWWWW ITS WORSE THAN THE DAY AFTER I ATE SPORKS

My mom just cleaned the toilet, and mixed like bleach and peroxide and some other shit into the toilet water and let it sit, and I dropped a HUGE log, and ALL that chemicle water just tsunami'd into my asshole

it burnssssss


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magikarp I tried to do a handstand in my bedroom

Got on my hands, started swinging my legs, sliced my forehead on my bed frame, landed on my neck. I thought I was paralyzed for a second until I moved. Whoo, what a relief right guys?
BNet god forbid you end up in a wheelchair


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duelmonkeyx d fell off
Purpngold49er When was he on tho


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Unknown 1337 who gets the purple name

so that I could exploit that shit
mistero della mente yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits


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D Fun NDF fact

it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
L9 I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.


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Omgsports2 I lov coming home to no food in the house when my mom grocery shopped yeterday
magikarp Nigga how old are you and you're expecting dawn to give you snack packs on a silver platter n shit
BNet This. Fuck off, XJT22.
L9 XJT, with all due respect, fuck you.
magikarp Yeah why don't you ask for some breast milk while you're at it you little baby back bitch
duelmonkeyx Yea nigga you want me to cut your food up into little pieces too?
magikarp You want me to chew up your chocolate pudding snack pack then regurgitate it in your mouth bitch nigga?


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Dan Guys I'm going on vacation

So if you need me, give me a holler.
magikarp where to dirty Dan?
Past uh oh looks like bnet is gonna have to do choors, hope you payed off the site bnet is on unemployment
Dan Ocean City MD.

And Past, the site pays for itself with all the advertising and $15,000-a-plate banquets we host out here in Pennsylvania.
Past who clicks these ads? lol
Dan A few hundred asian children sit in an auditorium clicking the ads while making very little money for themselves.



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