|mistero della mente||bnet, idea
turn ndforums into a dating website.
|Grecian||this is a brilliant idea i will update my profile.|
|Grecian||profile is updated.
who is first
|mistero della mente||i lol'd too|
|atresac||lol@this entire post|
|atresac||NDF would be a great dating site if we had a single female member|
|BNet||your profile rules
also, heartbreakhotel... <3
|punisher2||ohh okay. im gonna start using Google chrome to see how many words i can find.
maybe if we get a long enough list we can send them to google ; p
|atresac||maybe you can suck my dick|
|BNet||i bet people have done that already honestly lol|
|atresac||yeah, you were one of them.|
|BNet||i didn't send anything to google itself|
|atresac||I meant suck my cock.,|
|Amir25atw||Venom was a beast|
|BNet||Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.|
|magikarp||Who the fuck likes peeps?
I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
|BNet||*watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*|
|BNet||except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"|
|atresac||*am i right peeps?|
|L9||Taking the QA down
I've decided to take the QA down. It's been a fun run but its purpose has been served.
|punisher2||wait this is a godarn april fools isnt it|
|BNet||oh no, prank of the year|
|BNet||but then it'll stay down tomorrow|
|BNet||and people will be all whoa why is it still down?? i guess it WASN'T an april fools prank? and L9 is gonna be all "hey i got the attention i was looking for "|
|BNet||i appreciate the QA|
|~dr_dude love~||We should make a band
|Punisher2||I hate it|
|BNet||fuck you karp.
seriously fuck every inch of you.
|mistero della mente||yeah, fuck darkhiei|
|darkhiei||the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?!|
|magikarp||Pun sent me
|mistero della mente||get out|
This is a little long, but bear with me. ;P
For a while now I have been working something called the NDF Quote Archive.
If you've ever visited bash.org before, you know what a quote database is. If not, it is essentially this: an archive of funny, interesting, or overall notable "quotes" from AIM conversations, forums, IRC (internet relay chat), etc. etc.
I decided to make a quote database for this forum. You can find it here:
Here's how you submit quotes. First, click the "Submit a Quote" link. In the input field labeled "Post #", type in any valid post number (ex. 89577, 90740).
From here, click the or - buttons to add or remove reply boxes. Once you have enough, simply type the number of the reply you want quoted in the input field labeled "Reply #", and hit "Load".
The message and its author will automatically come up in the large box on the right!
You can type "0" in the Reply # field if you want to load the original post, i.e. the main message before all the replies. ;) This loads the title of the post as well.
Once that's out of the way, just hit "Submit" on the bottom. And that's it!
You can check out the various quotes that have been submitted on the "Random Quotes", "All Quotes", and "Filter Quotes" pages. All quotes can be rated on a 0 to 10 scale.
A more detailed description of the QDB and its functions is coming soon, and that will be written on the "About" page.
So if you ever find a conversation here especially amusing, funny, or COOL, go ahead and submit it to the QDB.
And if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
1st place by a long shot: DuelMonkeyX! Completed the run in about ... what, 25 minutes? 300 pts
2nd place: Liquidnine! The only other person to finish without giving up ;3 took a little over an hour! 100 pts
Dishonorable mentions: Mistero, YOU UP-GIVER.
DDL, YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!
Corey, Where did you even go
It was a tough temple ;3 hopefully you guys all had fun. It was a lot harder than the last contest that's for sure ;p
|ENZO||Whats this about a contest?|
|atresac||try to keep up ezno.
also: what contest.
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|DuelmonkeyX||You're not as fat as my real life friends.|
|mistero della mente||bnet
i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
|BNet||i will stream anti-minecraft|
|BNet||you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.|
|magikarp||Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck|
|xjt22||WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN|
|Unknown 1337||I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face|
|atresac||fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.|
|Grecian||justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.
so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
|Yellow Jr.||I fucked Miley and Taylor before.|
|Past||LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.|
|atresac||girl in my sociology class
most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
|atresac||who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
fuck you never talk again.
|mistero della mente||maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you|
|xjt22||i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl|
|duelmonkeyx||Bring out your inner martin luther king|
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
|mistero della mente||they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in|
|~dr_dude love~||I bet all they trainers will have a karp!|
|mistero della mente||stay in your posts.|
|~dr_dude love~||you fucking suck.|
|punisher2||guys help me find my remote u assholes|
|amir25atw||Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.|
|magikarp||Well, school starts today
First time going to school in about two years, I'm a bit nervous but fuck it.
I'll probably come home for lunch though and talk about my first experience of school in two years.
|BNet||make sure you take a picture of your ID
and also for your ID picture, just take your face out of the frame and put a big thumb up
|BNet||if they tell you you can't do that, fuck them in the face|
|magikarp||I probably won't get a school I.D. in alt.|
|magikarp||I will ask them if they make me one just for me.|
|BNet||and if not, fuck it, fuck it, just get an index card and fill it out and draw your own picture of yourself in it.
and then whenever they take roll, just go "Brandon Allred, and i have the ID to prove it"
and go up and shove your ID in their face
...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
|L9||Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"|
|BNet||ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot|
|magikarp||Morgan freeman's a guy? wtf, I had no idea
Seriously, I didn't even know if morgan was a singer and what not and I just wikid him and WHAT THE FUCK?!?
|amir25atw||YOU ARE NOT HUMAN|
|ENZO||RIP? Wait, are you talking about Freeman or Karp?|
|amir25atw||Freeman dude where have you been|
|~dr_dude love~||bout to stream
gimmie a few
|Yellow Jr.||If he ever figures out how to work it. o;|
|~dr_dude love~||how the hell do i work this?|
|BNet||yeah we posted at almost the same second lol|
|Grecian||you were a second to slow though, bnet.
if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
|amir25atw||NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK
When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
|BNet||i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
|L9||ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE|
|Grecian||annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny|
|Unknown 1337||Past I'm tired of your shit
Im calling your ass out nigga im about to spank you lyrically
|mistero della mente||shut up and go away. you have been doing those word-association games of yours for the attention which no one on here gave you but i am going to indulge your need. you are so bad at what you are trying to do, the only applicable equivalent to the monstrosity of your 'raps' would be a blind man who's not just blind because of bad eyesight but his eyes were removed from his skull describing what a painting looks like. the past 30 years of musical concerts dedicated to feeding the homeless children in third world countries should have been dedicated to getting you to stop thinking you are black, even though you're like 13. the awfulness of your 'rapping' would have been foretold so those helping to feed the homeless could instead prepare for the introduction of your abhorrent use of the english language trying to form a coherent rap with actual verses that aren't a jumbled up piece of dog shit on a stick. if you were alive two thousand years ago and you posted those 'raps' on ndf, instead of crucifying jesus for what they considered to be his blasphemous beliefs, they would have crucified you instead. go away|
|mistero della mente||hey guys!
i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
say nice things about me on it!
|Past||No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.|
|xjt22||Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."|
I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
|Past||Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.|
|atresac||so she's had sex once?|