|Theheight||You guys should just let me win the lottery every week|
|L9||Fuck off, TheHeight! Nobody fucking asked you!|
|Theheight||Nobody asked anything at all|
|L9||Shut the fuck up, little pussy faggot.|
|Theheight||Aww did I offend you L9? Continue to call me things over an internet forum, I'm sure that is really going to get to me eventually.|
|L9||You act like you're hot shit, but you're nothing but a little bitch ass. For real. Fucking no-life, punkass little kid.|
|L9||Dude, I feel fucking sorry for you. Real talk.|
|Theheight||Ugh surely there is someone on NDForums that is better at trolling than you, I'm sure even Punisher could do a better job than you right now and he seems like the nicest guy on this site too.|
|Theheight||Do I need to give you some info to work with? Maybe to actually get you started?|
|L9||What info do I need? You're a pussy-ass with no life and no friends.|
|Theheight||What the fuck is a pussy-ass? Haha like that isn't even an insult I have no idea what that even is supposes to be implying. And here is your chance to really get it started. Go ahead and tell me what leads you to believe I have no life and no friends.|
|Theheight||And if you try to say I am a "pussy-ass" ever again then you automatically lose.|
|L9||You can keep talking smack about me but that won't help you lose your virginity or cure your micropenis.|
|Theheight||Oh I knew the penis jokes were going to come into play eventually. I think the only thing left you have in your sorry little arsenal now is to make some bad insult about my mom, right?|
|L9||Your life was a bad insult to your mom.|
|Theheight||Hmm I still have yet to hear one good remark that actually was clever enough to affect me. Should I start using really bad grammar because that might be able to give you a fresh start? Or do you just want to give up for the night, Google some new insults and try again tomorrow?|
|L9||Man, I should waste your faggot ass. Fucking bitch.|
|Theheight||You say that as if it's not what you've been trying to do for the past 30 minutes|
|L9||If we could go head to head I'd pound your cute, round, pink little ass.|
|Theheight||To be honest, if we met head to head, you would only come up to about my shoulders at best. And if you feel like coming up to Tallahassee anytime by all means come because it would be absolutely hilarious hearing you say these things actually to my face and not over the internet.|
|L9||You'll be my Tallahassee Lassie, and I'll ride you all night long.|
|Theheight||Alright well this has gotten to the point where I am starting to truly feel embarrassed for you. If you ever try something like this again later I am probably just going to pretend to be offended so you don't have to end up at this desperate point ever again.|
|Theheight||Haha have a good night.|
|L9||Wow man, you are completely pathetic. Do you just sit around on the internet and shit-talk people all day? Do you have any life at all? (Wait, scratch that. I already know the answer. To that one.)|
|xjt22||o cock we need more inches no homo|
|L9||May I speak to the administator of this internet forum-board?
My children browse this "board", and an extremely rude "user" by the name of "BNet" is rampantly tossing around profane words as if they meant nothing.
This is very un-Christian and rather careless to boot! May I request that this "user" be banned permanently from this bulletin board web forum?
Thank you and kind regards,
|punisher2||yes we will ban bnet.
TANK U COME AGAIN!
|BNet (banned)||DAMN YOU, ASHER!! There will come a day!!|
|magikarp||It depends, would you just snap and break it?|
|amir25atw||If it was broken|
|magikarp||You'd break it if it were broken?|
|BNet||yeah we posted at almost the same second lol|
|Grecian||you were a second to slow though, bnet.
if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
I haven't been here in about a year. This place sure looks different...
|NSR||BNet, don't flame me, either. :P|
|L9||BNet is no longer the admin here, actually. This guy named Exdeath was made administrator while for now BNet is just a global moderator. Exdeath is the one who made the new layout though.|
|NSR||Mother fucker! I'm not on the top 20 members list anymore!
|L9||You're gonna have to take that up with Exdeath. He runs the show now.|
|Exdeath||I'll put you in the top 20 members list if you suck my cock.
And I mean that from the bottom of my cock.
I run the show now.
Shut up L9.
|L9||I'm so sorry, Exdeath!!! I was being incredibly foolish. Please, please don't ban me!!|
|Exdeath||Lick my asshole clean for the next 6 weeks and I will deeply consider not banning you.
And I'm not kidding at all.
|L9||User: L9 has been banned by Exdeath.
Reason: Get off my site.
|Exdeath||My asshole is still dirty, and something had to be done about it. Sorry, faggot.|
|Exdeath||If you keep it up I'll have to IP ban you.
A third offense will lead to me contacting your ISP and getting your internet connection cut.
Unless, of course, you fulfill your promise of sterilizing my asshole with your mouth.
|~dr_dude love~||Any of you guys drive here?
|atresac||i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.|
|Luke||so i left my hat at some sluts house
get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
|amir25atw||dont go to sluts houses maybe|
|xjt22||So many ways i can go with this.|
|BNet||MMBN3 CONTINUED AT 12:30PM
I left off right before some SERIOUS SHIT GOES DOWN so :3
|Grecian||shit that's 20 minute.
im gonna miss the first 40 minutes or so. how much gameplay do you have left? it has to be at least 10 hours right?
|BNet||uhh probably 8|
|Grecian||still lots of time left then. i wont miss the ending.|
|BNet||hopefully the ending will make enough sense for you =[|
|Grecian||im struggling to keep up with the plot.
so far i get that a sarcastic humanoid duck is sucked from his world to earth in order to battle alien invaders.
|ENZO||Girl Scout Thin Mints
|atresac||mint chocolate=go to hell.|
|BNet||THE RACE FOR PURPLE.
The first person to get 10 people from omegle.com to post will get to post with Purple.
So far the only person who has got ANYONE is Mistero.
He has 2 referrals already. GO GO GO GO GO
|Runescape||I showed up where's the continental breakfast.|
|real_decimic||My computer played an April Fools joke on me yesterday.
Booted up into Windows and got a Blue Screen of Death. Booted up into Linux and got a kernel panic.
Booted back up into Windows and Firefox and Windows Explorer (not IE) stopped responding every 5 seconds.
|BNet||Microsoft is well known for their dry sense of humor|
|amir25atw||i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"|
17346253556 10:07 pm
(10:07:36 PM): lol yea i got mad and broke it in half but i got the game out
corey504 10:07 pm
(10:07:51 PM): LOL I TOLD U ASSHOLE
|atresac||what an IDIOT|
|punisher2||lol i like how hes happy he got the game out despite the fact his ps3 is broke now XD|
|xjt22||he coulda just got it repaired...
i mean really..not even I KELLY THE DUMBASS WOULSD HAVE DONE THAT!
|mistero della mente||yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA
now can i go back to watching this? =/
|BNet||Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.
We'll do it again, too.
|magikarp||What did you get your mom for mother's day?|
|amir25atw||I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.|
i was eating some panda express and suddenly i get a rush of a kind of peanutty flavor
for those who don't know i have a pretty brutal nut allergy
also i noticed something kind of hard embedded in the mix
spit everything out and threw it all away, drank the entire rest of my soda in one pass but my throat is getting kind of tight
this is bad :(
|xjt22||That explains y l9s face gets puffy from getting t bagged all day XD XD|
|L9||In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)|
|BNet||Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder|
|BNet||or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure|
|amir25atw||I'm just going to assume you were a hall monitor who took his job to seriously in school and leave it at that.|
|L9||just a nazi when it comes to spelling|
|L9||As in I advocate the systematic elimination of people who cannot spell by means of death camps|
|~!unknown1337i~||I just drank an entire can of fanta orange soda.
It was great.
|atresac||whoa, a WHOLE CAN????
look out guys! unknown is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
|atresac||i mean, gosh, a whole can... that's like..... 12 ounces!!! twelve WHOLE fluid ounces!!! holy MOLEY!!|
|atresac||that's a whopping 160 calories!|
|atresac||and forty-four grams of sugar, FIFTEEN PERCENT of your daily recommended dosage!|
|atresac||not to mention the fifty-five milligrams of sodium, a jaw-dropping two percent of your daily recommended allowance!|
|atresac||unknown, you MUST be yanking me when you are telling me you consumed a can consisting of a mixture of Carbonated water, sugar, orange fruit from concentrate (5%), citric acid, vegetable concentrates (carrot and pumpkin), natural orange flavouring with other natural flavourings, preservative (potassium sorbate), malic acid, acidity regulator (sodium citrate), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, aspartame), antioxidant (ascorbic acid), stabiliser (guar gum). Contains a source of phenylalanine.|
|atresac||the acidity regulator (sodium citrate) dude!!!!!! GAD-ZOOKS.|
|Grecian||the faggot show
i feel a strong connection to ronnie like we might be related.
on the other hand these people have a lot of fun doing stupid shit and its pretty funny/sad/i wanna bury my face between jwow's breasts and suffocate in her cleavage.
|BNet||you fucking suck.|
|Grecian||have you ever watched it|
|BNet||before you pull the "how can you criticize it if you never watched it!!!!!," let me just ask you this.
have you ever gone to a razorblade mine and stuck every single razorblade up your asshole until the end of time? also, eat some of them?
no, because you know it will be an unpleasant experience already.
|xjt22||nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D|
|russo||go to school corey.|
|BNet||i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp|
|magikarp||Alright so tonight I'm going to start my journey on watching all seasons of one of these shows:
I like them both. Probably scrubs.
|L9||both are terrible
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|mistero della mente||yeah karp what do you think you're doing liking these tv shows that l9 doesn't like you're such an asshole|
|mistero della mente||bnet i sent the link to a couple of people on omegle and all they did was look and didnt post, which i gathered to be the usual response, so i cant be bothered doing it just to find that 1 person out of a hundred that will post here. =/|
|BNet||you have to be a motherfucking salesman. not just spam links.|
|mistero della mente||You: Hello good sir, would you like to visit an efficient forum free of charge?
You: Its a PHP forum without registration or requiring emails, made from scratch so its less like the commercial ones you see today.
Stranger: Are you ok
|real_decimic||I'm giving up my online/computer hobbies
Over 6 years, I have been on the Internet to make a few friends, and chat with others.
Now, I think I have been spending too much time on computers and not enough outside getting fresh air. Therefore, I will be giving up my computer/online hobbies starting April 2.
|Punisher2||don't go decimic!!!!!!!
we will walk in circles till you get back.
|magikarp||What ever happened to Sess?
I never really talked to him but I remember when we put my dog down and I was really depressed about it he made a post and said he loved me haha he was cool
|L9||He's just on another hiatus. He pops back in every now and then.|
|Og Bubba Kush||idk bnet was a asshole he banned him and sess aint the type to kiss your ass, if you dont like him he dont fuck with you lol sess is a cool dude tho one of the realest people i ever met on the internet but like l9 said he might be locked up again cause he did have a case coming up.|
|L9||Right, I mentioned his upcoming case in my post.|
|~dr_dude love~||since everyone is here
im going to stream friday the 13th
|Past||Sunday the 11th|
|Good one Past||Yep|
|~dr_dude love~||getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
with 3 other friends =\\
|mistero della mente||maybe it's still in your hand|
|amir25atw||Everyone say "Happy 14th birthday, Amir"|
|mistero della mente||LMAO|
|uiif Many Days||LMAO|