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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


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magikarp What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?
mistero della mente helga and barnaby
mistero della mente just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names


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Crystal CREAM ON ME
atresac when you're not strooong
Crystal I'll be yo friend.
L9 I'll help you caaarrryy oooonn
Crystal Good work guys, now really, who wants to cream on me?


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magikarp Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit


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BNet Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.

.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
magikarp 1 vote for Billy Madison.
mistero della mente can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison


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Dan Did you hear what they are doing with Michael Jackson's body?

Since he was 90% plastic, they are melting him down into legos so little boys can play with him for once.


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D Fun NDF fact

it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
L9 I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.


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amir25atw NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK

When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
BNet i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"

also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
L9 ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE
Grecian annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny


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amir25atw Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn

No homo


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magikarp What did you get your mom for mother's day?
amir25atw I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.


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punisher2 Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie

well there goes half the viewers for that movie
Grecian yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
Grecian and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
Grecian and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.


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amir25atw cicis new look




omgomgomgomg
mistero della mente if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
BNet but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him












niiiiiiiiice


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Punisher2 The one bad quality about this place is

my mom before i came told me to make sure i say thank you for things and so i have been like when my aunt makes me food or something.

But see yesterday she woke me up at 9 am after i stayed up late to give me breakfast, when i couldve just woke up later and then ate before doing whatever i had to do for the day.

I was tired all day because of that which is funny because she said that she wouldn't chase me around about wut to eat and wutnot because im a grown man i can make stuff for myself etc'

im with that though i dont always need a cooked meal when i wake up, i can eat cereal too.
L9 mention to her the night before that you might go to bed kinda late so you're gonna sleep in
Punisher2 ok thanks


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atresac the "view" tab

worthless piece of garbage/10
mistero della mente why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole


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magikarp So I ate a ghost pepper, then rubbed my hands on my dick

Eating the ghost pepper was bad enough, I couldn't talk or breathe, I would go to talk and it would just be mumbo jumbo. My veins were sticking out in my head and I felt like I was having a heart attack. Have that all on video.

Then that pain went away and was like "I wonder what my dick would feel like" and just rubbed my hands on my dick and this is the worst pain I've ever been in.
magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
Punisher2 americas funniest home videos
mistero della mente americas most disturbing home videos
mistero della mente americas bleach your eyes out home videos
BNet americas got talent


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Grecian Today is Canada day

so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and

everything is closed
atresac what's a canada

The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!


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Grecian i hadn't heard of dolphin. but i have no interest in the gamecube. none of the games really appealed to me. also it had a god awful controller, in my opinion.
L9 It had the best of the three, in mine
Grecian i felt they went overboard with the C buttons.

it was more ergonomic than the xbox and PS2 controllers, though so I will agree with you there. but again, just too many buttons. :x
L9 I see. ;P I never minded the control layout, though the D-pad was a bit bizarre
Grecian the D pad is a bit bizarre. i mean, the controller looks like a boomerang. like, nintendo expected people to fire their controls at the wall in a fit of rage and designed it return to you automatically.


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atresac i'll be nice to ddl
atresac hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
atresac shit, i messed up.


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magikarp Alright so tonight I'm going to start my journey on watching all seasons of one of these shows:

The office

Or

Scrubs

I like them both. Probably scrubs.
L9 both are terrible

The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
mistero della mente yeah karp what do you think you're doing liking these tv shows that l9 doesn't like you're such an asshole


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atresac 1892 points left.
atresac what important events happened in that year?
BNet American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.


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L9 wisdom teeth in less than 12 hours

consolation plz
mistero della mente death,
mistero della mente agonising pain
mistero della mente complete dread and terror
mistero della mente they'll accidentally pull your jawbone out instead of your teeth


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real_decimic I'm giving up my online/computer hobbies

Over 6 years, I have been on the Internet to make a few friends, and chat with others.

Now, I think I have been spending too much time on computers and not enough outside getting fresh air. Therefore, I will be giving up my computer/online hobbies starting April 2.
Punisher2 don't go decimic!!!!!!!

we will walk in circles till you get back.


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mistero della mente bnet and l9

if you can find me a translated a link to the past manga to be read online, thanks chumpals.
BNet count me out
mistero della mente this isnt a democracy
magikarp It's a dictatorship.
magikarp And i'm the dictator.
mistero della mente get out of life


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Grecian smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.

and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
Past Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
Grecian mr clean is awesome to drink.

i cant believe you never drank it before.

try it.

wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.


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atresac chipotle mayo instead of the regular kind

10/10
grecian 9.5/10

Mayo will clog your arteries. Chipotle may is even worse.
Past ya if your fat
grecian Breaking news: Mayo is healthy if you are not fat.


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magikarp Root beer is nasty

I drank all the pepsi and I just made a turkey/pepper jack cheese/hot sauce sandwich and I can ONLY eat if I have something to drink and root beer's the only thing we have :(
L9 But root beer is delicious.
magikarp My post says otherwise.
L9 I fail to see how "I am a retard, please kill me" refutes the idea of root beer being delicious.


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L9 pun and amir

Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
xjt22 Whats that =O
L9 a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms


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punisher2 ohh okay. im gonna start using Google chrome to see how many words i can find.

maybe if we get a long enough list we can send them to google ; p
atresac maybe you can suck my dick
BNet i bet people have done that already honestly lol
atresac yeah, you were one of them.
BNet i didn't send anything to google itself
atresac I meant suck my cock.,


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punisher2 LCD screens

anyone who has a LCD screen how do you clean it.

Like my tv has dust/ a large ass finger print on it

and it fucking sucks.

But i am sorta skitzo about these things
punisher2 is there any way to clean it where i wont have to buy some thing extra?

like rubbing alcohol or something something.

CUS they dont exactly give you a cleaning kit with your 42 inch tvs (THEY SHOULD)
uiif Just pour some water on it.
punisher2 Yeah but when i dry it it will create more smudges and what not wont it?
uiif Take it apart and pour some water in too while it is still plugged in. I do this all the time and it works.


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amir25atw Sac

if you pass up on ari garcia i am going to punch you in the face

unless its the karp bitch
magikarp Why was I brought up
amir25atw LOL I SAID THE KARP BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I MEANT TO WRITE karp LOLLLLLL

i think its because karps always like "im karp im karp"

runnin down the road "im karp im karp"

with his shirt of screamin "im karp im karp"

at his wedding yelling "im karp im karp"

in his deathbed blinking "im karp im karp"

But the Tarintino-twist was that he was never karp at all........
amir25atw LMFAOOOOOOOO I PUT KARP AGAIN LOLLLLLLL I MEANT TO PUT karp AGAIN
amir25atw karp
amir25atw motherfucker



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