NDFQuoteArchive

.
CLOSE
Quote: #195
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
6 votes
9.7/10
mistero della mente so i made my chocolate cheesecake

it will be ready in about an hour and i will take a picture to show you and you can eat shit because it will be delicious and you can't taste it
magikarp Sounds fantastic.
mistero della mente karp if you were poisoned and my cheesecake would cure you and if i was literally right next to you holding my cheesecake i would eat every single piece of it and just stare at you as you die


Quote: #70
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
4 votes
7.8/10
Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


Quote: #356
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
9 votes
3.4/10
magikarp how many points does my fleshlight get


Quote: #316
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
5 votes
7.4/10
Vain 420 Smoking stream?

Good idea?
BNet if you died RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW, if you were to die RIGHT NOW, everyone's response would be "ok"
atresac if i say ok

will he die right now
BNet the converse doesn't hold









logic jokes
atresac your converse holds

my DICK
atresac nah just my feet
BNet please don't say that about my converse
atresac nah we don't wear the same size
BNet we do, remember?
Vain WHAT


Quote: #289
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
7 votes
9/10
Luke so i left my hat at some sluts house

get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
amir25atw dont go to sluts houses maybe
xjt22 So many ways i can go with this.


Quote: #166
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
4 votes
7/10
magikarp does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
Automated Shut up Karp Bot shut up karp


Quote: #63
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
9 votes
9.9/10
atresac BNet

I hate it

you should make a drop-down box letting us choose if we want the traditional drop-down box or this gay button bullshit.
mistero della mente then change that drop down box to radio buttons to choose if we want the drop down box or the radio buttons
atresac that's retarded

he should make a drop down box to let us choose if we want the drop down box or buttons to decide if we want the drop down box or buttons.
Amir25atw No you guys are fucktards he should make a dropdown box for the buttonss and a dropdown box for the dropdown box for the buttons and then a dropdown box next to that for a calculator
BNet I'm deleting NDForums.


Quote: #30
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
6 votes
8.8/10
BNet THE RACE FOR PURPLE.

The first person to get 10 people from omegle.com to post will get to post with Purple.

So far the only person who has got ANYONE is Mistero.

He has 2 referrals already. GO GO GO GO GO
Runescape I showed up where's the continental breakfast.


Quote: #403
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
7 votes
8.7/10
sesstehking Net...

Why do you keep correcting everyone whenever possible? Just because members of your site, note YOUR site, aren't always grammatically correct, doesn't mean you should constantly be correcting them. I'm willing to bet that a few of them could be below par when it comes to knowledge of the english language and grammar in particular, and when one of their e-friends continuously points out that they're wrong and therefore less of an intellectual than you are, especially when that particular e-friend happens to have made this website and administrates it, they probably feel hurt and may at some point want to stop posting when that e-friend is around in order to stop being unrightfully corrected and told that they are wrong. Or perhaps even decide to stop coming to your site altogether. You seem to feel you're the only human with the capacity to type up messages using proper english and grammar, thus creating a false sense of entitlement with which boosts your ego that you hide behind, creating a Battle Netmaster who acts like an asshole and picks and prods at any person who may make a grammatical error on his website. You should act with humility. Instead of being selfish, be selfless. You more than likely hurt a lot of peoples feelings whom weren't as fortunate as you were to have opportunities to be taught properly and have a good environment to be taught in whilst in their developmental stages. You were bullied as a child I'm assuming, and you now know why those children probably said those heinous insults to you. Because you, too, are now experiencing the feeling of being more powerful than someone whilst bringing them down without a care for their feelings. And you can only achieve this feeling of power whilst hiding behind a computer, taunting people whom consider you a friend...

In other words, you're a dick sometimes. But what's up bro? Get to work on a mobile ND.
L9 Is this post the new "read"?
BNet true that was a lots of thing i had to correcting lmao
sesstehking Since 9 of those corrections were not technically incorrect, they shall stay and you shall look at them knowing you wasted your time attempting to correct. Though I'm sure you achieved the erection you sought after that you usually get from correcting your fellow NDForum-goers. And two of the grammatical infractions were due to me typing on my phone.

But, #1: "that was a lots of thing" is incorrect.

#2: "i had to correcting" is also incorrect.

As well as the capitalization of the beginning of the sentence as well as "I" due to it being a proper noun.

But I love you bruh. Who's this L9 kid?
PurpNgold49er l9 is the kid that thought bnet grammar
BNet Past, I Believe The Word You Are Looking For Is "Taught".
L9 God, I love being more intelligent than most people.
BNet l9 mucho faggo LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry l9
PurpNgold49er el nueve es joto
Punisher2 im just happy that someone who isn't pun got called dumb.

Congrats sess you can be that guy now!
sesstehking Not only do we go way back Net, but I'm also smarter than 85%-90% of the dumbasses on this site.

And when did he call me dumb Pun?

AND I'm flattered you have a bulletin board dedicated to me. Do you still have the picture i sent you of me just cupping my cock'n'balls whilst my feet were aimed to the sky, thus resulting in a perfect brown eye shot? It was from way back when we were spamming and you quit while I was just really starting to develop spammers with PHP and such. Yet we continued to talk on AIM consistantly and constantly.

I was always too embarrassed to say anything but...I really liked talking to you...I think it was more than just e-buddies chatting. There was chemistry...
BNet Hey Sess! Couple things:

1. You're of average intelligence =\\
sesstehking Well, I'd be insulted if you were fully capable of judging my intellect. However, you've never met me just like I've never met you. Thus all I can be certain of is that you 1: know how to teach yourself web designing languages, which I was fully capable o doing and more than likely and more than capable now, and that 2: you're well spoken and have an above par vocabulary consisting of a wide array of properly used terminology and are not grammatically inferior to anyone on NDForums as far as I know.

I do 't understand why you wish to insult me, however...
BNet Sess, how is average an insult? There's nothing wrong with being average, bud -pats head-


Quote: #11
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
9 votes
9.4/10
BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


Quote: #329
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
4 votes
8.3/10
amir25atw past

i never said dave chapelle was a piece of shit i meant paul mooney cuz dave chapelles funny as hell. i never saw his show but ive seen enough clips on youtube to prolly piece togehter 2 seasons lmao
L9 Shut the fuck up, amir.
amir25atw i bet when you mow the lawn it looks like



just like your hair you fat bitch dont talk to me
L9 aa that was actually a pretty good'n
L9 oh but didn't you read the other post? I don't have a lawn.

I don't have hair, either.
L9 My skin is very smooth, like a baby's.
L9 My head glistens in the sun.
L9 Do you want to lick my head, amir?
BNet -150
L9 Do you want to lick my brain?


Quote: #19
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
18 votes
10/10
ENZO Read.

Every last one of you is a fucking douchebag. Especially atresac, undead thingy, bnet, mo, xjt, amir, kaz, pun, D, duelmonkey, russo, dan, past, decimic, dude love, zeo, crisis, nailz, mistero, and whoever else ever posts here. FAGGOTS!!! Gay ass dick sucking pot smoking asswipes. All of you cunts deserve to have your balls bitten off by a disease-ridden whore before having your dick cut off with a dull, rusty knife. You're contributing to the deterioration of society. Contaminating the gene pool. Your disrespect and selfishness and lack of any moral standard will only continue to degrade the quality of life we have in this country. You and everyone else like you are leading everyone to extinction. I'm not referring to any destruction by a supreme being... this is not any sort of religious reference... this is strictly logic. Whether or not you understand it, a little bit of self discipline will go a long way in making this world a better place, especially for yourself. Many of the things that are generally considered "fun" are very fleeting, and as soon as the "fun" is over, they become detrimental. Not just to yourself, but with so many people doing and using these "fun" things so often, and with so many opinionated and selfish people refusing to make any sort of concessions (this being strictly because of greed or "inconvenience"), we are on a downhill slope. Take, for instance, this economy. If people weren't so greedy and impatient, the credit industry (particularly in the housing market) would not have grown into a huge bubble that couldn't support itself. Without a bubble to burst, it would have remained stable and we would never have gone into such a recession. Anyway, I'm bored. I figured it might be interesting to see how many people actually read all the way through this, and to see your reactions. So yeah. You can disregard this rant, but this site is still just a huge clusterfuck of the biggest assholes I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. Especially atresac. I don't know how you get off on being such a dick, but I can tell you that nobody appreciates it and it won't get you anywhere. Once in a while you might try not to be such a dumbass, maybe even try to do a little good, and see how much easier everything becomes. Same goes for all you other dipshits. Go fuck yourselves.
Unknown 1337 Wow, you're a dick.
BNet I'm looking forward to a "gene pool" consisting of only ENZOs. It's about time we saw the human race consist only of walking, breathing abortions.

Who are also not funny.
amir25atw ENZO WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDS
mistero della mente i ctrl fd my name to see if i came up, and i'm only there once so i only read the first sentence.
Punisher2 where the hell did this come from? lol i dont get it.
Dan ENZO I have given this deep thought and I just want you to know that I have decided not to read your long-ass message.

Have a good one :)
atresac no u


Quote: #119
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
6 votes
4.2/10
ENZO What the hell

HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
mistero della mente cruci-
atresac -fy

The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!


Quote: #121
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
5 votes
5.4/10
atresac pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
mistero della mente if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
atresac oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.


Quote: #346
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
9 votes
9/10
mistero della mente bnet

why do you play mc on hardcore

doesnt it just piss you off that once you're dead you're dead and all the hard working and building and stuff has gone to waste
BNet you're right

i'd never died in hardcore before, though, until yesterday. it was a really bizarre feeling; i wasn't even angry. i just felt really sad, and it almost felt like i actually died IRL, but i got to reflect on "all the things i still wanted to do" (with the save) and stuff.. really a strange feeling. i actually preserved the file just to walk around the server so i could 'say goodbye', and it was really surreal.. i honestly felt like a ghost walking around, like i couldn't interact with anything.. then i just let it go and never opened it again
atresac are you sure you're not confusing minecraft with that time you almost drowned in the toilet


Quote: #224
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
10 votes
8.5/10
mistero della mente hey sac

milk my asshole
amir25atw my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human


Quote: #306
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
2 votes
9.5/10
Grecian so fucked up right now

dont know what i am doing. making problems for myself and generally ebing a huge dickhead but at this point i feel lik ethis is what i need to do and this is what i want. im fucking retarded and just in general a piece of shit and i hate myself. everything about me, down to my core, is disrespectful and untrustworthy, but i dont give a fuck. i dont understand because i am usually so compassionate. maybe i will regret my actions in a few hours or maybe not but the situation still remains i hate everything about my life and i want to make it better. i dont know how to, and i wish i could do it without the assistant of alcohol but i really cant. sorry for putting this all on ndf but i have no one else to turn to. you guys are not only my friends but on occasion a neutral party that (somewhat) care about me but are neuttral you know. dont judge me but fuuuuck i no longer know what to do, who i am, or rhow i feel. nothing makes sense and my feels are fucked. i am depressed and probably need medication but i will lie so i can continue drinking because it is fun for me and i enjoy it even if i am alone when i do it sometimes.
uiif I'm glad i'm not a loser.


Quote: #204
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
6 votes
7.5/10
ENZO She's Out of My League

I want to fuck the main girl/10
Past shes out of your league


Quote: #382
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
7 votes
4.7/10
magikarp so i was watching British Asian pornstar hannah shaw

And i was about to bust and for some reason I always try to fuck myself over like idk why so right before i bust i put misteros face on her body while she's talking in her British accent and if you're in that zone where you're about to bust nd stop you can't really just restart ya know winners don't quit so I just had to stroke it fast as fuck ya know and man it felt like i was gonna have a goddamn heart attack like i think when i came i met jesus


Quote: #58
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
6 votes
9.3/10
magikarp Have you ever wished you could...

Milk yourself
Amir25atw Its called jacking off.


Quote: #85
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
9 votes
8/10
amir25atw Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn

No homo


Quote: #350
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
9 votes
4.1/10
xjt22 i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
duelmonkeyx Bring out your inner martin luther king


Quote: #416
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
5 votes
5/10
magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
atresac you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain


Quote: #384
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
votes
999/10
BNet hehe (possible BB spoilers)

deseraimp (10:34:04 PM): "you killed hank!" what a little dumbass
deseraimp (10:34:07 PM): what an idiot for not knowing what really happened
deseraimp (10:34:09 PM): what a fucking moron
deseraimp (10:34:15 PM): what if walt just went
deseraimp (10:34:18 PM): "thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right!!!!!!!!"
josh has a posse (10:34:28 PM): i know how does he not know it was the nazis it's the oldest trick in the book
josh has a posse (10:34:32 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:34:35 PM): he says it like
josh has a posse (10:34:36 PM): no
josh has a posse (10:34:38 PM): not like
josh has a posse (10:34:40 PM): he literally
josh has a posse (10:34:41 PM): has
josh has a posse (10:34:44 PM): meowth's voice
deseraimp (10:34:46 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:35:01 PM): "you killed uncle hank" meeowth, dat's right!
josh has a posse (10:35:12 PM): talks like meowth the rest of the series
josh has a posse (10:35:26 PM): 'not really sure what vince was going for with this decision'
deseraimp (10:35:37 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:35:40 PM): "yes I did, junior. and you know what i said before i killed him?" "stop!" "i said.... HEY HANK. I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH A GUN AND KILL YOU."
josh has a posse (10:35:55 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:36:04 PM): just imagine the writing plummets
deseraimp (10:36:04 PM): just
deseraimp (10:36:10 PM): absolute amateur garbage
deseraimp (10:36:12 PM): just for the last episode
deseraimp (10:36:20 PM): like they got busy and had an intern write it
josh has a posse (10:36:36 PM): not a single contraction the entire episode
deseraimp (10:36:41 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:36:57 PM): people actually
josh has a posse (10:36:58 PM): say
josh has a posse (10:37:01 PM): what they are doing
josh has a posse (10:37:03 PM): and what is happening
josh has a posse (10:37:13 PM): "jesse, stop pointing that gun at me, put it down"
josh has a posse (10:37:25 PM): "no! i am not going to stop pointing the gun at you"
deseraimp (10:37:38 PM): "Walter White I do not like what you did where you told the nazis they could take me back to their house and then they killed andrea! I am now going to shoot you with a gun!"
josh has a posse (10:37:53 PM): [JESSE holds a gun and points it at WALT. He does not put the gun down.]
deseraimp (10:38:20 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:38:29 PM): Walt: "Please, whatever you do Jesse Pinkman, do not shoot me in the Family."
josh has a posse (10:38:39 PM): "the episode takes a strange turn when there is a 30 minute montage of jesse trying to suck his down dick while in captivity"
josh has a posse (10:39:04 PM): his own
josh has a posse (10:39:06 PM): not down
deseraimp (10:39:07 PM): while "livin in the sunlight, lovin in the moonlight, havin a wonderful time!" plays in the background
josh has a posse (10:39:11 PM): LOL!
deseraimp (10:39:27 PM): they need a scene with Yackety Sax
deseraimp (10:39:29 PM): preferably the final shootout
deseraimp (10:39:31 PM): it's all like
josh has a posse (10:39:32 PM): LOL!
deseraimp (10:39:33 PM): sped up to 15 fps
josh has a posse (10:39:38 PM): walt chasing the nazis
josh has a posse (10:39:40 PM): jesse chasing walt
deseraimp (10:39:42 PM): fucking
deseraimp (10:39:45 PM): scooby doo style
josh has a posse (10:39:45 PM): all of them running through doors
josh has a posse (10:39:48 PM): coming out of other doors
deseraimp (10:39:52 PM): ^
josh has a posse (10:39:55 PM): walt runs out, stands in the hallway
josh has a posse (10:39:58 PM): in his briefs
josh has a posse (10:40:00 PM): scratching his head
josh has a posse (10:40:05 PM): runs into another door
deseraimp (10:40:23 PM): "Dowwwwwwww Jesse you come back here!" "Catch me if you can hehehehe"
josh has a posse (10:40:26 PM): jesse runs out, he's wearing walt's pants
deseraimp (10:40:33 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:40:43 PM): gus fring runs out
deseraimp (10:40:45 PM): walt comes out and jesse's pants are on his head
josh has a posse (10:40:46 PM): adjusts his tie
josh has a posse (10:40:47 PM): falls over
deseraimp (10:41:08 PM): tuco's ghost makes a cameo
deseraimp (10:41:09 PM): just like
deseraimp (10:41:11 PM): tickles people
josh has a posse (10:41:12 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:41:17 PM): shooting eye lasers
josh has a posse (10:41:22 PM): or whatever the fuck powers he has
josh has a posse (10:41:47 PM): vince gilligan runs out, looks at the camera, gives a comical and exaggerated shrug like "whaddaya gonna do?"
deseraimp (10:42:01 PM): oh my god my face hurts
josh has a posse (10:42:05 PM): the cast of low winter sun shows up
deseraimp (10:42:08 PM): LMAO!
josh has a posse (10:42:10 PM): all the other parties shoot them
deseraimp (10:42:12 PM): "Please watch our show!!!"
josh has a posse (10:42:16 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:42:36 PM): "hey isn't this our timeslo-" *bang*
deseraimp (10:42:52 PM): oh my god
deseraimp (10:42:53 PM): i would be
deseraimp (10:42:57 PM): so happy in a way if the final ep were like that
deseraimp (10:42:58 PM): just
deseraimp (10:43:03 PM): completely asinine
deseraimp (10:43:04 PM): vince is just like
deseraimp (10:43:11 PM): fuck you all ha ha this was a stupid show anyway
deseraimp (10:43:13 PM): we wrote it in a day
josh has a posse (10:43:38 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:43:39 PM): "pfff how about he spends an entire fucking episode trying to kill a fly" "cut and print"
josh has a posse (10:43:41 PM): the entire show
josh has a posse (10:43:44 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:43:59 PM): "how does he beat gus" "HE EXPLODES" "awesome"


Quote: #265
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
5 votes
8.6/10
magikarp Alright so tonight I'm going to start my journey on watching all seasons of one of these shows:

The office

Or

Scrubs

I like them both. Probably scrubs.
L9 both are terrible

The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
mistero della mente yeah karp what do you think you're doing liking these tv shows that l9 doesn't like you're such an asshole


Quote: #344
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
5 votes
7.2/10
Punisher2 name the first word that comes to your head

sadomasochist

no i dont know why.

fuck
Past MURDER
Punisher2 dont be a murderer
Past id go to jail for assault, attempted murder, and manslaughter
Past Everyday
Past there is a shooting every day here, and im sure their is a shooting in detriot, chicago, d.c, baltimore everyday as well.
Past thats what happens when there is too many homos


Quote: #427
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
4 votes
4.5/10
magikarp Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit


Quote: #337
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
9 votes
9.1/10
mistero della mente so does anyone here lie on their resume

i do, but nothing drastically, like i never finished high school and got my last-year qualifications which a lot of employers ask for but never check up on, so i include a cupola qualifications

and my brother and sister-in-law said to me a while ago that i can include them as a reference should i lie about any previous work experience
mistero della mente note: if any future employers read this, my name is brandon allred


Quote: #374
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
8 votes
3.8/10
og bubba kush I am extremely gay.
og bubba kush I am extremely gay.
punisher2 lol


Quote: #271
Vote:Vote:
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
6 votes
9.7/10
magikarp So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice

but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
atresac nice fell.
atresac I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.



Random Quotes | Alt. Random (Classic) | All Quotes | Search / Filter Quotes | Submit a Quote | FAQ | About
Copyright � NDF 2009-2016 | Based on www.bash.org | www.ndforums.com Copyright � BNet & Dan 2005-2015