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Ok I though i might as well make the last post, since i wasnt allowed to make one before being banned. After this post you will never see me on this site again.

I would like to apologize to the majority of you who I may have offended, after all its not your fault you cant see whats really going on here so yeah my bad ,BUT a few members on here i refuse to apologize to.

Ill start with Enzo, you\\'re a true asshole the only reason I ever made fun of you is because you always went at me like im stopping you from eating, you\\'re still pathetic as fuck to me, you\\'re still talking about me??? wow move on with your life.

next Artesac you are by far the biggest asshole on this site, and if you wernt sucking Bnets dick every Saturday any other admin would have banned you.

And Finally the big faggot himself, Bnet you\\'re the biggest hypocrite on this site. Way to assassinate my character, I used to do that to people back in the day I know exactly what you did even though half these dickriders cant see it. I just hope it was all worth it for you, you always had a grudge on me, if it wasnt for Mafia or my proboard this site would have never existed thanks and fuck you rot in the ground.

With that being said I wish the best for the rest of you with your lives and if you ever come out to LA we can get blunted if you know what I mean. Oh and DMX Miley Cyrus is crazy she be throwing parties all the time shes down. Anyway Im out of this bitch to do bigger things thanks for entertaining me on my free time over the years, bye!
punisher2 Offtopic buttt

hannah montana.. hm. i remember she was just kid on that stupid show miley cyrus now shes coming of age and she is actually IDK why but i like her does anyone else here find her attractive?? lmao i dunno wut it is she seems pretty normal i actually dont really understand why so many people her like to begin with


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Grecian also if those are the starters in the pic there they look dumb as hell.
BNet i'm not so upset about them :3
mistero della mente why not
BNet be..cause they're really not that bad?
mistero della mente no, they just look atrociously atrocious. people were paid to make them and you could find fingerless chinese children stitching fake designer clothes together with their toes who draw better ideas then those


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amir25atw K trying to get an afro

Alright im just gonna ask some black chick to braid my hair into 8 sections then im gonna sleep in them and wake up and rat them up

over the summer ill get a tight perm so itll make everything so much easier

lmfao my papaw ratted his hair and it was fucking hilarious
amir25atw Rinoa girls seem to know a lot about hair soooo

How long should I grow my hair before I attempt this?
amir25atw Right now my hair is about 2.25 inches flaccid but everyone knows about how when a guy measures his own hair there is usually a little over exaggerating going on there


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Grecian justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.

so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
Yellow Jr. I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
Past LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.


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og bubba kush I am extremely gay.


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~dr_dude love~ does sound like pun
Punisher2 true but i dont consider the wire better BUT to be fair i only watched 1 full season before i wanted to know how everyone died n youtubed everyones deaths but i dont think it wouldve been better.
atresac LOL!
xjt22 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Past the wire is by far the best show thats ever been on tv it doesnt get more realer then that.
atresac more realer
Punisher2 the wire had pretty good realism and such but it was the reason i wanted to watch a tv show.

i wanted to watch a fictional tv show and i was more throughly entertained by walts motivations and downward spiral as a character then the wire.

therefor i refute your claim as the wire as the best tv show

its a show about street dudes selling drugs and the cops who try to catch them

While its a interesting concept i dont watch tv shows for that i just wanna see a good story.

SO PAST
Punisher2 wasn't *
Punisher2 the wire didnt have nothing tho past

there were no characters you could get attached too because everyone DIES

its like cool and stuff i guess but i feel like if u wanted to know the wires entire plotline u could go visit any hood in a rough place anywhere in the world and you will know the entire story of the wire.

the wire also didnt have a single character as well written as walt.

So BREAKING bad is better its an opinion sure but i believe it to be right.
atresac omg.
Punisher2 hi sac
xjt22 LOL
Past marlo and method man dont die lol

and while the overall plot was cops and street dealers there was a different sub plot of inner city problems every season such as immigration, prison, politics, and schools.


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BNet amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID
amir25atw i fucking hate you
Punisher2 you spelled the bands name wrong tho


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~dr_dude love~ My current situation.

So you have been probably been wondering, "Hey wheres DDL??" "gosh! I miss how he blessed us with his glory and honor of attending such site" well yeah I recently moved to a p nice apartment for the time being. (reasons that will not be explained because my dad is dumb) but yeah had to move out of the old maxypad to a semi nice maxypad. I have to whore some fucks wifi to get online and do homework and shit. Tried using a hotspot app from cydia but 3G blows to the max so yeah. I also got to connect my laptop to the house computer monitor because the screen backlight is shot. I probably wont be posting much here until I move into the new house in couple months (2 tops but ehhhhhhhhhh who knows) But yeah I hope you enjoyed a laugh out of my expense. Hope to see you guys in hell soon baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
BNet who's DDL
BNet seriously, who is this.
duelmonkeyx Man fuck ddl
mistero della mente only reason i clicked the link to this post was because i thought it was spoon

shut up ddl


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L9 pun and amir

Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
xjt22 Whats that =O
L9 a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms


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BNet Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.

.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
magikarp 1 vote for Billy Madison.
mistero della mente can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison


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~dr_dude love~ HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!
mistero della mente yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america


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mistero della mente you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does


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Past unknown how about instead of saying shit make something! design a website, design a game, something that proves you know anything of what you act like you know. You have been talking for years but have never done anything , you dont know shit im convinced.
~!unknown1337i~ I actually founded Apple. What have you done with your life?
Past you think finding a apple is productive?


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magikarp Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.
BNet i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.


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magikarp There are cupcakes in the kitchen

And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
BNet Play russian roulette.
L9 And start with six bullets instead of one.


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L9 Pulp Fiction

9.5/10
atresac fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
BNet Really


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DuelmonkeyX GOT MY LICENSE

YEAAAAA NIGGA
magikarp Good for you, now go get in a car crash.
DuelmonkeyX How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?
magikarp If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.


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BNet someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
BNet hint: it's 45
L9 Can you give us another hint


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mistero della mente i can't get back to my portal
BNet shoot a portal at it, then shoot a portal at the ground.
BNet then go through the portal and out the portal to arrival at your portal.
mistero della mente what does that even
mistero della mente oh that terrible game
mistero della mente i forgot what it was called
BNet it is called portal
mistero della mente oh.


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xjt22 i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir


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~!unknown1337i~ how a plane just dissappears is beyond me

Aliens.
~!unknown1337i~ At this point I'm thinking it blew up
Punisher2 what about a distress signal?
xjt22 Yo what if the plane is still in the air??
purpngold49er bermuda triangle
purpngold49er dimension unparrarel open up during warp speed
xjt22 Past always outpasts me :/


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BNet "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"


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magikarp My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any

The fuck kinda shit is that /10
BNet in their defense, you blow me
BNet i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.


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ENZO Girl Scout Thin Mints

fuck yeah.
atresac mint chocolate=go to hell.


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D Fun NDF fact

it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
L9 I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.


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L9 two trains pull into a station

one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"

the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"


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BNet Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually

yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
Magikarp You don't drive?
BNet i do, i don't own a car.
mistero della mente pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises


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mistero della mente completely serious question

so serious i'm contemplating re-posting this in the serious forum.

i have no cigarettes. do i smoke half of one i found or leave it for before i go to bed?
mistero della mente i smoked it


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L9 I HATE YOU!!!!
BNet overrated band
atresac I don't think you understand the amount of time, effort, and talent that goes into producing an I HATE YOU!!!! song.

Recently, We have been hard at work proving the existence of the Higgs Boson particle, and utilizing its unique physical attributes to provide more resonance during the recording process. Additionally, We have been producing artificial black holes, and record the drum tracks within the event horizon, the time-warping properties allowing Us to play in time signatures that do not actually exist in this reality.

Furthermore, every note We transcribe onto paper is diligently studied, tested, and peer reviewed by Ourselves and all of Our past musical instructors and teachers, including, but not limited to, Master Splinter, Jesus, Mozart (not the one most of you are familiar with, but of a parallel dimension, which the aforementioned time signatures are native to), Lord English, Kratos, and [NAME REDACTED], Emissary to the Noble Circle of The Elder Gods of The Farthest Ring.

Please, before you talk about "overrated bands," do a little bit of research.


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mistero della mente so because its a new year i decided to be healthier

so i got some good ol' dumbbells out and decided to lift them a few times

now i can't straighten either of my arms and when i try to, its too painful

i regret skipping any physical activity for the past 9 years
mistero della mente my left arm aches more than my right arm

and i understand why
BNet gross
mistero della mente we've talked about our pubic hair before and you call me masturbating gross

thanks
BNet oh, THAT'S why? oh, that's not gross. i thought of a different reason
mistero della mente no come on, tell me!!
BNet well nothing, i just imagined shoving your fist and forearm directly up your asshole for the past several years would have taken its toll on your arm, but i didn't realize you just meant masturbating



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