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Quote: #274
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L9 hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
yellow jr. hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
mistero della mente yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO


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L9 Announcement

This is a little long, but bear with me. ;P

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For a while now I have been working something called the NDF Quote Archive.


If you've ever visited bash.org before, you know what a quote database is. If not, it is essentially this: an archive of funny, interesting, or overall notable "quotes" from AIM conversations, forums, IRC (internet relay chat), etc. etc.


I decided to make a quote database for this forum. You can find it here:





Here's how you submit quotes. First, click the "Submit a Quote" link. In the input field labeled "Post #", type in any valid post number (ex. 89577, 90740).

From here, click the or - buttons to add or remove reply boxes. Once you have enough, simply type the number of the reply you want quoted in the input field labeled "Reply #", and hit "Load".

The message and its author will automatically come up in the large box on the right!

You can type "0" in the Reply # field if you want to load the original post, i.e. the main message before all the replies. ;) This loads the title of the post as well.


Once that's out of the way, just hit "Submit" on the bottom. And that's it!


You can check out the various quotes that have been submitted on the "Random Quotes", "All Quotes", and "Filter Quotes" pages. All quotes can be rated on a 0 to 10 scale.


A more detailed description of the QDB and its functions is coming soon, and that will be written on the "About" page.


So if you ever find a conversation here especially amusing, funny, or COOL, go ahead and submit it to the QDB.

And if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
atresac 8/10


Quote: #141
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Mo LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WIT DA YEA YEAY EA

LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WITH THE V CUTSSS BURRRRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAA WEHHHHHH
BNet what are you doing
Mo ppl who listen to rap would understand this lol
Mo fuk u for judging me neway lol
BNet what are you doing


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amir25atw Everyone say "Happy 14th birthday, Amir"
mistero della mente LMAO
atresac LMAO
Dan LMAO
Punisher2 LMAO
Russo LMAO
xjt22 LMAO
LottoBot LMAO
uiif Many Days LMAO


Quote: #347
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Punisher2 we need a white friday tho

where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.


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Atresac 8/10.
Grecian im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but

thats good right?
xjt22 from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

0/19
L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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BNet catching a legendary

after

-you have thrown 40 balls
-your last pokemon is down to 1 HP and you're ready to just hit the reset button to start over

i would restart just so i could avoid losing this many balls, but honestly that was pretty cool so i think i'm gonna hang onto it and have a story to tell.
BNet my grandchildren.
magikarp That story's so interesting it makes me wish I was your grandchild just so I can hear it again.
magikarp NOT.
BNet i'm going to give birth to your mom.


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thegreenguy what if?

what if you had aids?

what would you do?

kill yourself.. go exile... or jus run around an have sex with as much women as possible before you die xD
L9 none of those things
magikarp I'd prolly just cut off my dick so I could live.....?
L9 ^
amir25atw that was actually me some people dont know how to sign out around this house dammit
thegreenguy lmao.. you would still have aids karp
Past aids isnt that bad these days you take a pill everyday to stay alive.
atresac that's how AIDS works.


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xjt22 Look at me i'm L9 im an angry racist!

i'm mad at hitler so i take it out on black guys oh oh oh nigger soup nigger tits nigger dick!!!! im just one racist fucker and i suck on ole bnets racist dick!!!!
BNet my dick isn't racist
L9 wait what
BNet xjt thinks my dick is racist, that's all


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Past Karp my lil sister could take you.
magikarp how old's your little sister?
Past 8
amir25atw I'm going to fuck your sister


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Grecian im not gonna watch any of these videos but

how do you pierce your penis?
magikarp You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.


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Amir25atw Well i was gonna put

i never knew george bush said this to The USA 3 days after September 11th 2001

"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.[197]"


Haha thats pretty badass
L9 He should have said "But we, the US government, perpetrated 9/11!"

Because it's true. I've done a lot of research and 9/11 was definitely an inside job.
punisher2 have any of you ever seen the movie

World trade center

its based on actual firefighters who got stuck under the buildings
L9 See, that's the thing. How could they have been stuck under the buildings after the buildings had already collapsed?

The whole thing is just a big conspiracy, and the American public is eating it all up.
BNet Yeah it's true, I heard the WTC never even existed because the government.
L9 Yeah, fucking this. Seriously.

I went to so-called "Ground Zero" and guess what. No fucking buildings there.


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Punisher2 whoo im in ndfs top most quote

niceeeee
Punisher2 I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.

but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
BNet i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious


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magikarp Can I just ya know, have a show of hands who would have sex with this girl
BNet fake tan thinks she's the shit horrible awful shirt, i will not raise my hand
magikarp LMFAO WHAT A FUCKING LIAR!!!
BNet truly a no for me, sorry
magikarp If she didn't have a fake tan and an awful shirt would you fuck her?
BNet i don't know, what's she like?
magikarp Who cares, I asked if you'd fuck her not make love
BNet
magikarp Is that a yes?
BNet nope, personality counts even if it's just fucking, sorry
magikarp If she had a fucking fantastic personality; like, if she played pokemon and laughed at all of your shitty jokes would you fuck her?
BNet eh doesn't really cover it
magikarp Listen pal, I'm just asking if you'd fuck, I'm not asking for a marriage here!
BNet sex before marriage is wrong
magikarp Okay listen

She plays Minecraft, Pokemon, Earthbound, Zelda. She laughs at all your jokes, and she has great humor. She's smart too, and sweet, and she swallowed

now would you fuck her
BNet i dunno, depends on what kinda connection we have, yknow?
magikarp The connection that a 21 year old and a 13 year old shouldn't have! AWWWWWWWW SHIT!


"Hey there, Steve, I'm Karp Hansen with Dateline NBC, Why don't you take a seat over here!"
BNet hey man she said 19!


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magikarp Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
mistero della mente try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.


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L9 just re-bought the same earbuds I was using

and decided I'd take better care of them this time.

the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
BNet try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
BNet lmfao
BNet hahaha


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atresac starting on the first

my mom is going to be gone for three weeks.

what awesome stuff should I do with the place to myself.
Grecian id start by bringing all my stuff in my room to my living room so i wouldnt have to leave the couch. id set up a badass set up so id have my laptop, extra monitor, xbox and wii surrounding me so i could stream, watch porn and etc on a big screen tv.

id close every window and blind in the house and not wear clothes for 3 weeks.

and personal preferences id have really loud sex to annoy my neighbors and id get drunk as fuck and play on chatroulette by myself.


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~dr_dude love~ School

1/10
Past You probably have no friends


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BNet Failing a chem test

8/10
ENZO That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?


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Past So...

Whats New
punisher2 this post is gonna end up being 100 replies lol watch.

nothing much nothing much

Bnet still hates u!!!

or something.
atresac what the fuck
L9 WAIT WHAT
punisher2 JayPastyaJ (5:15:22 PM): lol bnet just banned me again
coreyinthe504 (5:15:30 PM): DARN!


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amir25atw Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn

No homo


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mistero della mente pokemon heartgold

l9/10
BNet Pokemon Soul Silver: 9.7/10
Pokemon Heart Gold: 6.5/10
punisher2 whotttttttttttttttt
mistero della mente HeartGold has Growlithe/Arcanine so that already makes HeartGold higher rated.
BNet Soul silver was just... so well-made.. genius.

Heart gold was surprisingly very disappointing.
mistero della mente you've actually played both of them?
L9 I thought Soul Silver's story was totally lacking, while Heart Gold's was breathtaking beyond words. Don't know what you're talking about, NM.
BNet L9 you're a fucking idiot if you honestly believe that. Are you sure you didnt' mix them up?
punisher2 the stories are different???

clue me in fellows.

never knew this.


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Grecian so ndf, im thinking about breaking up with my girlfriend of three and a half years

but i never broke up with a girl to her face before

if i decide to do it what will be the best plan of action.

thnx
atresac headbutt her in the tits.

leave.
Dan Tell her you tested HIV positive after a crazy night at the gay bar.
atresac Ask her if she thinks it's fair to consider pedophiles as evil.

Then defend them vehemently.
Dan Burn her house down.
Grecian i actually went up and told her but

after a long and boring story that i wont retell, we're gonna stay together for a bit. i was pretty angry because she left this morning freaking out over COMPLETELY LITTLE SHIT but its all good now.
Dan Heres how it went down:

"We need to break up"
"No we're not, now come watch Grey's Anatomy with me"
"Yes dear :("


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Crystal CREAM ON ME
atresac when you're not strooong
Crystal I'll be yo friend.
L9 I'll help you caaarrryy oooonn
Crystal Good work guys, now really, who wants to cream on me?


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amir25atw OWWWWWW ITS WORSE THAN THE DAY AFTER I ATE SPORKS

My mom just cleaned the toilet, and mixed like bleach and peroxide and some other shit into the toilet water and let it sit, and I dropped a HUGE log, and ALL that chemicle water just tsunami'd into my asshole

it burnssssss


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L9 wisdom teeth in less than 12 hours

consolation plz
mistero della mente death,
mistero della mente agonising pain
mistero della mente complete dread and terror
mistero della mente they'll accidentally pull your jawbone out instead of your teeth


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Yellow Jr. I always see L9 as a skinny dude with long hair who everyone just likes
L9 I'm not exactly skinny, and only a few people ever admitted to liking me
L9 Also I hope this doesn't turn into another "20-25 friends" deal :s
atresac l9 tell us how many friends you have.
magikarp I'm one of your friends, right L9?
Yellow Jr. I'm one of your friends, right L9?
L9 Karp is.

Yellow, shut up.
atresac Yellow, I consider you my friend.
atresac LOL jk get the fuck out.
magikarp Yellow, if it makes you feel any better, if satan ever dangled you and my dog over a pit of boiling lava and he gave me a choice to save you or my dog, I'd choose my dog.


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mistero della mente my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
magikarp Why should he be dead?
atresac because he shot him in the head.
atresac british dads are immortal.


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xjt22 Buy DORIS
atresac i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass
BNet maybe you listened to dorass
atresac what's the diff amirite



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