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Punisher2 p gay
Punisher2 wait! nohomo!!!!!!
Punisher2 NOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
xjt22 LMFAOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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mistero della mente bnet and l9

if you can find me a translated a link to the past manga to be read online, thanks chumpals.
BNet count me out
mistero della mente this isnt a democracy
magikarp It's a dictatorship.
magikarp And i'm the dictator.
mistero della mente get out of life


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xjt22 o cock we need more inches no homo


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magikarp What did you get your mom for mother's day?
amir25atw I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.


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Unknown 1337 Past I'm tired of your shit

Im calling your ass out nigga im about to spank you lyrically
mistero della mente shut up and go away. you have been doing those word-association games of yours for the attention which no one on here gave you but i am going to indulge your need. you are so bad at what you are trying to do, the only applicable equivalent to the monstrosity of your 'raps' would be a blind man who's not just blind because of bad eyesight but his eyes were removed from his skull describing what a painting looks like. the past 30 years of musical concerts dedicated to feeding the homeless children in third world countries should have been dedicated to getting you to stop thinking you are black, even though you're like 13. the awfulness of your 'rapping' would have been foretold so those helping to feed the homeless could instead prepare for the introduction of your abhorrent use of the english language trying to form a coherent rap with actual verses that aren't a jumbled up piece of dog shit on a stick. if you were alive two thousand years ago and you posted those 'raps' on ndf, instead of crucifying jesus for what they considered to be his blasphemous beliefs, they would have crucified you instead. go away


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Omgsports2 I lov coming home to no food in the house when my mom grocery shopped yeterday
magikarp Nigga how old are you and you're expecting dawn to give you snack packs on a silver platter n shit
BNet This. Fuck off, XJT22.
L9 XJT, with all due respect, fuck you.
magikarp Yeah why don't you ask for some breast milk while you're at it you little baby back bitch
duelmonkeyx Yea nigga you want me to cut your food up into little pieces too?
magikarp You want me to chew up your chocolate pudding snack pack then regurgitate it in your mouth bitch nigga?


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xjt22 IM THINKING BOUT MAKING THAT CVS OR WALLGREENS TRIP GUYS
og bubba kush its in a small box you could probably crack it open and sneak the cream in your pocket while looking at something else
xjt22 R u telling me to steal dick cream past?..
punisher2 LOL!
punisher2 thats the funniest line i heard all day
og bubba kush im saying its pretty easy to conceal cause its small
xjt22 Just like your boner.


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magikarp I hate vagina


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xjt22 Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."


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xjt22 I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me


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xjt22 Look at me i'm L9 im an angry racist!

i'm mad at hitler so i take it out on black guys oh oh oh nigger soup nigger tits nigger dick!!!! im just one racist fucker and i suck on ole bnets racist dick!!!!
BNet my dick isn't racist
L9 wait what
BNet xjt thinks my dick is racist, that's all


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atresac NDF fuckstistics

not counting this post, NDFers have used the word "fuck" or some variation in:

366 subjects
349 messages
2953 replies

a total of 3668 times since the addition of mysql (890 days)

that means NDF says "fuck" around 4.12 times per day.
atresac also: "kill yourself" has been used 67 times.


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L9 wisdom teeth in less than 12 hours

consolation plz
mistero della mente death,
mistero della mente agonising pain
mistero della mente complete dread and terror
mistero della mente they'll accidentally pull your jawbone out instead of your teeth


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~dr_dude love~ since everyone is here

im going to stream friday the 13th
Past Sunday the 11th
Good one Past Yep


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mistero della mente so i was going to buy god of war 3

but the new lord of the rings trilogy on bluray just looks sexy. i'm buying it for the box alone.

i don't think i have enough money left for god of war 3 now. =[
atresac Lord of the Rings? What a fucking faggot and I'm not even joking.

Lord of the Rings does not have anyone ripping heads off with their bare hands.

Hand over your testicles.


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mistero della mente because i looked to join a pokemon black and white facebook page and there wasn't one, so i made one.
BNet YOU'RE STUPID, MISTERO

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'D BE THE FIRST ONE

REALLY

YOU WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

TO MAKE A PAGE

ABOUT POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE

THAT WAS ANNOUNCED SEVERAL MONTHS AGO



YOU RETARD


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BNet Why are people so fucking loud in the library

HEY!!!! OH HEY I'M ON THE PHONE!!! WHATS THAT??? YOU NEED DIRECTIONS TO WHAT??!?!?!? OH HEY LET ME GET THEM UP HERE FOR YOU!?!? WHATS THAT? A FUNNY JOKE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAOFMAOFMAOFMOAFMLAFMAO Go kill yourself.
punisher2 Lol, because in the library your supposed to be quiet so naturally people are loud XDDD
BNet This library isn't "supposed" to be quiet because nobody does shit to enforce peace and quiet. Everyone talks so fucking loudly. This one chick is fucking SCREAMING into the phone. Everyone around her is laughing at her behind her back.
mistero della mente bnet adheres to the rules put in place for social and public locations such as the library. another is the cinema.
BNet If I were slightly more obnoxious I'd pretend to answer my phone and be even louder, saying things like "HEY BUDDY. YEAH I'M ON THE PHONE WITH YOU. YEAH THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT BRO. YEAH. YEAH THAT'S COOL. OH YEAH? OH HEY NEAT." and just stare her right in the face as I talked.


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magikarp So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice

but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
atresac nice fell.
atresac I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.


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Yellow Jr. So..

Last night, I went out with three boys. They were p. cute, around 8/10 for all three, so I was feeling pretty good with myself and I had money to buy these guys drinks so I KNEW I was getting the dick

Well, I did end up buying tequilia shots for all three of them, and I bought a vodka and orange juice because I'm fucking addicted to orange juice

Duuuuuude.

One of those fucking boys put molly in my drink

All three of them took it though because they were busy tripping out and smoking weed in my back yard while I was blowing my other guy friend in my room, that took HOURS

Oh my god Guys <3 I just had to share this shit with you because I thought this over intently and it seemed like NDF was logically the most appropriate place to come when I'm high as a fucking kite, haven't slept allnight and running off like 7 different shots of rum, tequilia and bombay, in that order also got a cup of hennesy

Thanks for listening (:


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L9 just thought up an AMAZING joke

nd4ums

GREAT joke


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Punisher2 i want some mini coke now...
L9 whenever I see the normal-sized cans now I'm so jarred by the size.
magikarp I give the bitches the same effect but instead of cans it's actually my cock
L9 After seeing your cock for a while, they're jarred by how huge normal-sized ones appear?
magikarp Goddamn it


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L9 In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)
BNet Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder
BNet or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure


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encore 4 xD This is awful.

One of my best friends, has fucked up their lifes. In the end she's pregnant and stupid for many more reasons than one. I always told my other friends that I was going to push her down some stairs and save her from this mistake. Well today I found out she fell down some stairs. hahhhh. The baby's okay, which is good cause she's pretty far along.But this just makes me laugh.
amir25atw Yea but it's not funny soooooo i wouldn't be surprised if you've tortured someone in the woods before.


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mistero della mente so does anyone here lie on their resume

i do, but nothing drastically, like i never finished high school and got my last-year qualifications which a lot of employers ask for but never check up on, so i include a cupola qualifications

and my brother and sister-in-law said to me a while ago that i can include them as a reference should i lie about any previous work experience
mistero della mente note: if any future employers read this, my name is brandon allred


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magikarp BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts

So that we don't luke our shit up.
xjt22 OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING

replace the word reply with "pussy"


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Past im telling you guys come to vegas
magikarp Pun, if you want, we can both lose each other's virginitys to eachother.
Punisher2 im down

lets get drunk and forget what happened
magikarp WHAT
magikarp NO
magikarp I WAS KIDDING
Punisher2 LMFAO
Past damn pun thats homo
Punisher2 nope bad timing


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D I'm almost 100% convinced of this, I could be wrong, but

Past and L9 are the same person. I can go into details but not now
magikarp Where the fuck have you been? L9 told BNet he was Past when Past was banned so "Past" could be unbanned.
BNet I know for a fact that L9 isn't REALLY Past; I knew he only said that to get Past unbanned because, in reality, I am Past and L9 didn't want me to remain banned.
D so

BNet=Past, and Past=L9. So BNet=L9 as well.

This must mean Karp=Amir.

My god...
BNet No, BNet = Past, but Past != L9. L9 only pretended to be Past so Past would be unbanned; but in reality, I am Past. He wanted ME to be unbanned, so he tricked me into believing he was Past and I was not.
BNet What the.. I just checked the IPs... and every single one of them is my IP..

oh my god, i've been living in a complete fabrication
BNet can anyone hear me?? OH GOD IT'S BEEN ME THIS WHOLE TIME
BNet THIS SITE HAS ONE MEMBER AND I'M ALL ALONE, OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME ESCAPE THIS LONELINESS
magikarp Stop talking to yourself, me.
BNet GOD I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE!!!
D Hey Steve, it's me Steve. Ya having fun?
magikarp Gotta problem? You can tell me it on AIM and I can see if I can help. My AIM's deseraimp.
BNet WHY DO I FORCE MYSELF TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS


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Grecian the feeling of relief when

you've been working on a school project for almost two months and it doesnt seem like theres ever going to be an end in sight ever and then finally you put it together and bam you can start to see what the finished product will look like and even though you're not done yet you can see the light at the end of the tunnel and it looks fucking delicious.

25 pages of glorious cake / 10
mistero della mente i had hot dogs for my breakfast today


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Mo LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WIT DA YEA YEAY EA

LEMONS ON THE CHAINS WITH THE V CUTSSS BURRRRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAA WEHHHHHH
BNet what are you doing
Mo ppl who listen to rap would understand this lol
Mo fuk u for judging me neway lol
BNet what are you doing


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BNet MMBN3 CONTINUED AT 12:30PM

I left off right before some SERIOUS SHIT GOES DOWN so :3
Grecian shit that's 20 minute.

im gonna miss the first 40 minutes or so. how much gameplay do you have left? it has to be at least 10 hours right?
BNet uhh probably 8
Grecian still lots of time left then. i wont miss the ending.
BNet hopefully the ending will make enough sense for you =[
Grecian im struggling to keep up with the plot.

so far i get that a sarcastic humanoid duck is sucked from his world to earth in order to battle alien invaders.



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