|purpngold49er||Fuck all that , the dirtiest bitchs do that and give the bitch that wants to dome you some herpes you dont want that. There better out just making out on my dick, then passing each other herpes.|
|purpngold49er||ok ill try to sound as white as possible
so dude there is like this chick i was trying to hook up with but she got drunk and starting making out with becky the neighborhood slut who we all know has a sexually transmitted disease , cause it was the "cool" thing to do, so now im like hold on you cant suck my dick anymore cause you just made out with the garbage truck im good.
So I dont condone girls kissing girls cause some dirty std slut will come along and give them a monster called herpes, when they could of been totally making out with my wiener and been safe. But now we have a herpes epidemic and shortening of head givers cause of that blasphemy.
|Spoon||Black Friday Death Pool
Not picking specific people obviously. That would be difficult unless you're planning something on your own
Since people fucking blow and inevitably go out shopping very early on Friday, someone always gets trampled to death so some asshole can save a few dollars on microwavable slippers
You have one guess for each:
Where will someone die?
Which store will they die at?
If this is an appropriate purple contest, please offer purple to the winner. Otherwise I have no prize. If there is a tie for first, the tiebreaker will be where the first death occurred
|atresac||Target, Brandon Florida|
|atresac||in unrelated news i've recently bought a pair of Super Death Bringer's Murder-Soled Boots|
|magikarp||Diarrhea + Spanish final|
|magikarp||I wanted someone else to do the math.
I called someone to get me :(
No, more liek 2/100. :|
|BNet||Out of 100? I... I don't understand.|
|Punisher2||is it true that family gun killed off brian?
|PurpNGold49er||they will probably bring him back in a time machine later on or something , there just trying to get ratings up|
|Punisher2||the video i watched showed them destroyin the time machine|
|Punisher2||and he was already replaced with a new dog what would they just have 2 dogs now? nah brians dead.
im thinking the writers were unhappy with the voice actor but i really dunno really weird thing tho i always thought cartoon characters were safe, i mean do they even age on family guy?
|amir25atw||brians voice actor is seth macfarlane|
|mistero della mente||macs are for losers!|
|BNet||you're a loser!|
|mistero della mente||guess i have a mac then!|
|xjt22||o she had her period btw|
|atresac||must have been a miscarriage.|
|~dr_dude love~||My current situation.
So you have been probably been wondering, "Hey wheres DDL??" "gosh! I miss how he blessed us with his glory and honor of attending such site" well yeah I recently moved to a p nice apartment for the time being. (reasons that will not be explained because my dad is dumb) but yeah had to move out of the old maxypad to a semi nice maxypad. I have to whore some fucks wifi to get online and do homework and shit. Tried using a hotspot app from cydia but 3G blows to the max so yeah. I also got to connect my laptop to the house computer monitor because the screen backlight is shot. I probably wont be posting much here until I move into the new house in couple months (2 tops but ehhhhhhhhhh who knows) But yeah I hope you enjoyed a laugh out of my expense. Hope to see you guys in hell soon baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
|BNet||seriously, who is this.|
|duelmonkeyx||Man fuck ddl|
|mistero della mente||only reason i clicked the link to this post was because i thought it was spoon
shut up ddl
|BNet||my salary is literally infinite|
|BNet||my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth|
|xjt22||I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me|
|russo||go to school corey.|
|BNet||i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|~!unknown1337i~||Crunchy cheez doodles or crunchy cheetos
|atresac||nobody wants you to continue posting on this website|
|atresac||that's not true, i do!|
|atresac||just kidding, that was still me. i wanted to make you feel better, but then i changed my mind|
Just keeping with the humourous racial hatrid we have going on, since apparently the shut in jokes make you all butt-hurt.
|BNet||LOL XD Dude, that one was especially funny and definitely a joke which is social and life and social life. You should totally tell 20 - 25 people (the amount of friends you have, off the top of your head) that joke, and they will be like BROSKI THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD JOKE|
|Icarus||Why do you assume "makes social life jokes" with "frat boy"? If I ever buy a copy of Madden I want someone to fucking shoot me.|
|BNet||LOL!!! Dude holy shit that would be so bad if someone shot you because you'd totally have like... 20 - 25 people (off the top of your head, there are probably a bunch of other people you don't remember because your memory is shit and you forget names and faces) mourning at your funeral, that would suckkkkkk broski you don't want that DP comeon bro dont talk like that!|
|Icarus||You guys aren't going to drop this, are you?|
|atresac||we're just so impressed by how many friends you have.|
|Icarus||Well, have fun, I'm going to go do something less boring than watch you two spew the same line over and over again.|
|atresac||like hang out with your 20-25 friends?|
|L9||Howard the Duck
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment.
We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read.
But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so.
But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends.
Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary film from a singularly unexpected source.
To say that both the film and its director have challenged my preconceptions about fine cinematography is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core.
In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Howard the Duck's famous motto: "IF YA CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN". But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant.
Not everyone can become a great director, but a great director can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius who directed Howard the Duck, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest director in Cleveland. I will be returning to Marshington soon, eager for more.
|mistero della mente||well so far from the caymen islands we have had
Those two girls
this is an awful track record
|BNet||those two girls weren't cayminian
although i did caminian them several times.
|Unknown 1337||who gets the purple name
so that I could exploit that shit
|mistero della mente||yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits|
i never said dave chapelle was a piece of shit i meant paul mooney cuz dave chapelles funny as hell. i never saw his show but ive seen enough clips on youtube to prolly piece togehter 2 seasons lmao
|L9||Shut the fuck up, amir.|
|amir25atw||i bet when you mow the lawn it looks like
just like your hair you fat bitch dont talk to me
|L9||aa that was actually a pretty good'n|
|L9||oh but didn't you read the other post? I don't have a lawn.
I don't have hair, either.
|L9||My skin is very smooth, like a baby's.|
|L9||My head glistens in the sun.|
|L9||Do you want to lick my head, amir?|
|L9||Do you want to lick my brain?|
|punisher2||we need to expand on our mexican culture
EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
|magikarp||I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.|
|mistero della mente||and 100% gay|
|duelmonkeyx||shut the fuck up kelly god damn|
|Omgsports2||Wen r u going to japan
The Magic Number was 10; 15 points!
|duelmonkeyx||I changed my mind. Im going to Madrid and then Paris so I can be BILL9 in paris|
|Omgsports2||Ur such a pussy y not go bak 2 ur roots!!! Ur home land!!!|
|duelmonkeyx||Bitch you go back to the homeland then. Ebola waiting for you|
|Punisher2||The worst typo you ever had?
Daniel just sent you a nudge.
Corey just sent you a nude. except not really.
LOL!!!!!!!! thats funny
i totally meant to say Nudge
Corey just sent you a nudge.
|magikarp||This one time on AIM I was talking to this girl and she goes "hi" and I go"ho" and she blocked me.|
|magikarp||My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
The fuck kinda shit is that /10
|BNet||in their defense, you blow me|
|BNet||i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.|
|atresac||starting school monday
|BNet||i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116
or are you just gonna get the transfer credits
|Grecian||the feeling of relief when
you've been working on a school project for almost two months and it doesnt seem like theres ever going to be an end in sight ever and then finally you put it together and bam you can start to see what the finished product will look like and even though you're not done yet you can see the light at the end of the tunnel and it looks fucking delicious.
25 pages of glorious cake / 10
|mistero della mente||i had hot dogs for my breakfast today|
|magikarp||Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.|
|xjt22||does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?|
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|mistero della mente||i can't get back to my portal|
|BNet||shoot a portal at it, then shoot a portal at the ground.|
|BNet||then go through the portal and out the portal to arrival at your portal.|
|mistero della mente||what does that even|
|mistero della mente||oh that terrible game|
|mistero della mente||i forgot what it was called|
|BNet||it is called portal|
|mistero della mente||oh.|
|magikarp||Root beer is nasty
I drank all the pepsi and I just made a turkey/pepper jack cheese/hot sauce sandwich and I can ONLY eat if I have something to drink and root beer's the only thing we have :(
|L9||But root beer is delicious.|
|magikarp||My post says otherwise.|
|L9||I fail to see how "I am a retard, please kill me" refutes the idea of root beer being delicious.|
|BNet||you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs|
|L9||Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes|
|BNet||pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but
have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
|L9||Sexism? You consider sound, wholesome advice about managing the plague that is the female species "sexism"?
You know, the more rights we give women the more energy we have to put into babysitting them--I mean, what's next, are we going to let them drive and vote too? This nonsense is most undoubtedly what will contribute to the fall of modern civilization. Why don't we just let monkeys and dolphins run the show too!