|mistero della mente||hey guys!
i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
say nice things about me on it!
|Past||No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.|
|mistero della mente||you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does|
|~dr_dude love~||since everyone is here
im going to stream friday the 13th
|Past||Sunday the 11th|
|Good one Past||Yep|
|LottoBot||Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
|Dan||Back in your cage.|
|punisher2||hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!|
|magikarp||how many points does my fleshlight get|
|magikarp||It depends, would you just snap and break it?|
|amir25atw||If it was broken|
|magikarp||You'd break it if it were broken?|
|punisher2||ohh okay. im gonna start using Google chrome to see how many words i can find.
maybe if we get a long enough list we can send them to google ; p
|atresac||maybe you can suck my dick|
|BNet||i bet people have done that already honestly lol|
|atresac||yeah, you were one of them.|
|BNet||i didn't send anything to google itself|
|atresac||I meant suck my cock.,|
|Yellow Jr.||Hey karp
Can you teach me some Spanish
|magikarp||That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".|
|magikarp||Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.|
|punisher2||guys help me find my remote u assholes|
|amir25atw||Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.|
|yofter_in_paris||I've gone 5 days straight without eating
i am turning into a skeleton, i swear
|purpngold49er||go another 5|
|magikarp||I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock|
|atresac||you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain|
|atresac||hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
|L9||i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy|
|magikarp||who isn't though|
|BNet||How unfortunately stereotypical
The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|DuelmonkeyX||You're not as fat as my real life friends.|
|~!unknown1337i~||I just drank an entire can of fanta orange soda.
It was great.
|atresac||whoa, a WHOLE CAN????
look out guys! unknown is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
|atresac||i mean, gosh, a whole can... that's like..... 12 ounces!!! twelve WHOLE fluid ounces!!! holy MOLEY!!|
|atresac||that's a whopping 160 calories!|
|atresac||and forty-four grams of sugar, FIFTEEN PERCENT of your daily recommended dosage!|
|atresac||not to mention the fifty-five milligrams of sodium, a jaw-dropping two percent of your daily recommended allowance!|
|atresac||unknown, you MUST be yanking me when you are telling me you consumed a can consisting of a mixture of Carbonated water, sugar, orange fruit from concentrate (5%), citric acid, vegetable concentrates (carrot and pumpkin), natural orange flavouring with other natural flavourings, preservative (potassium sorbate), malic acid, acidity regulator (sodium citrate), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, aspartame), antioxidant (ascorbic acid), stabiliser (guar gum). Contains a source of phenylalanine.|
|atresac||the acidity regulator (sodium citrate) dude!!!!!! GAD-ZOOKS.|
|mistero della mente||pokemon live action movie
|BNet||oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
|mistero della mente||are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?|
|BNet||no, real pokemon|
|~dr_dude love~||its raining cats n dogs in jersey|
|BNet||didn't you and That Loser (you) meet up yesterday|
|punisher2||Kelly didnt text me back once yesterday
im half convinced ddl tied him up in a closet or cannibalized him
|punisher2||it was p suspect
kelly always texts back but then he went to ddls house and didnt hit me back once
|~dr_dude love~||pun man shoulda been there you woulda make yesterday 0.00000% better|
|ENZO||Why haven't you drowned yourself yet|
|L9||Howard the Duck
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment.
We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read.
But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so.
But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends.
Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary film from a singularly unexpected source.
To say that both the film and its director have challenged my preconceptions about fine cinematography is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core.
In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Howard the Duck's famous motto: "IF YA CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN". But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant.
Not everyone can become a great director, but a great director can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius who directed Howard the Duck, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest director in Cleveland. I will be returning to Marshington soon, eager for more.
|atresac||josh (10:17:33 PM): i just love
josh (10:17:36 PM): with
josh (10:18:03 PM): a one in115 TRILLION chance of getting all the same pokemon
josh (10:18:03 PM): is
josh (10:18:07 PM): 10,000 points
josh (10:18:17 PM): it's like
josh (10:18:36 PM): you slap your dick on the keyboard
josh (10:18:40 PM): and it writes
josh (10:18:42 PM): the bible
josh (10:18:45 PM): and you win like
josh (10:18:50 PM): 1,000 dollars
josh (10:19:02 PM): "eh not bad"
|atresac||i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass|
|BNet||maybe you listened to dorass|
|atresac||what's the diff amirite|
so the stabbing pain is called angina pectoris
and bnet i think i once told you i got it too sometimes.
now i'm reading that it's not normal to get in youth, though as far as I know i was never born with any heart defects.
should I ask my parents about this?
|Past||in the heart area right? i get that sometimes feels like a icepick stabbing away at random|
|L9||just a word of advice past: if ever the stabbing sensation accompanies the feeling of your wallet being taken, you're probably being robbed.|
|mistero della mente||bnet i cooked you a delicious meal|
|mistero della mente||its a pizza i ordered. i hope you like it.|
|BNet||what's on it|
|mistero della mente||me naked|
|amir25atw||Everyone say "Happy 14th birthday, Amir"|
|mistero della mente||LMAO|
|uiif Many Days||LMAO|
|punisher2||is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
i heard its pretty good
|L9||I was thinking of seeing it today
Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
|amir25atw||I wanna see it stoned|
|amir25atw||i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
all you live far as hell away from me
|og bubba kush||ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE|
|og bubba kush||and nigga i drive a infiniti|
|yofter_in_paris||I remastered the Kerplunk version of "Welcome to Paradise" by Green Day and put it on youtube.
Man it sounds so great now. I hope you guys like the pictures. I'm saddened that I didn't put more in, but for some reason Windows Movie Maker *eye roll* kept crashing. So I had to put fewer photos in the vidya:
|yofter_in_paris||You can hear that it sounds more clearer than the other versions. I ought to become a studio producer one day....*sigh*|
|mistero della mente||yeah man *eye roll* ^_^ *sitting by a pool waiting for someone* *sigh* hes not here yet v_v|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|ENZO||dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal|
Unblock me from AIM, please, I won't I.M you but just in case you want to talk or something you can just shoot me an I.M.
I hope you realize that for the most part, my hostility towards you is all for play. I mean, you're pretty funny and I enjoy reading your posts.
But you kind of get too settled into the mindset of "karp is a faggot, let's treat him like a faggot" to really be able to effectively get out of it. I mean, we all act like assholes to kaz, but he's not really that bad. It's just how we're used to treating him, so we treat him that way regardless. It's nothing personal.
Nah just kidding, I really do hate you a whole lot and would probably smirk quietly to myself if I heard you had died. I'd burst out laughing if I heard it was painful.
|xjt22||need advice? got any questions for me or ddl? ask here and we will respond with a video!
|mistero della mente||who smells the worst on ndf and why is it bnet|