|ENZO||Why haven't you drowned yourself yet|
|magikarp||What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?|
|mistero della mente||helga and barnaby|
|mistero della mente||just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names|
|Crystal||CREAM ON ME|
|atresac||when you're not strooong|
|Crystal||I'll be yo friend.|
|L9||I'll help you caaarrryy oooonn|
|Crystal||Good work guys, now really, who wants to cream on me?|
|magikarp||Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit|
|BNet||Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.
.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
|magikarp||1 vote for Billy Madison.|
|mistero della mente||can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison|
|Dan||Did you hear what they are doing with Michael Jackson's body?
Since he was 90% plastic, they are melting him down into legos so little boys can play with him for once.
|D||Fun NDF fact
it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
|L9||I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.|
|amir25atw||NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK
When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
|BNet||i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
|L9||ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE|
|Grecian||annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny|
|amir25atw||Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn
|magikarp||What did you get your mom for mother's day?|
|amir25atw||I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.|
|punisher2||Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie
well there goes half the viewers for that movie
|Grecian||yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.|
|Grecian||and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.|
|Grecian||and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.|
|amir25atw||cicis new look
|mistero della mente||if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her|
|BNet||but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
|Punisher2||The one bad quality about this place is
my mom before i came told me to make sure i say thank you for things and so i have been like when my aunt makes me food or something.
But see yesterday she woke me up at 9 am after i stayed up late to give me breakfast, when i couldve just woke up later and then ate before doing whatever i had to do for the day.
I was tired all day because of that which is funny because she said that she wouldn't chase me around about wut to eat and wutnot because im a grown man i can make stuff for myself etc'
im with that though i dont always need a cooked meal when i wake up, i can eat cereal too.
|L9||mention to her the night before that you might go to bed kinda late so you're gonna sleep in|
|atresac||the "view" tab
worthless piece of garbage/10
|mistero della mente||why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole|
|magikarp||So I ate a ghost pepper, then rubbed my hands on my dick
Eating the ghost pepper was bad enough, I couldn't talk or breathe, I would go to talk and it would just be mumbo jumbo. My veins were sticking out in my head and I felt like I was having a heart attack. Have that all on video.
Then that pain went away and was like "I wonder what my dick would feel like" and just rubbed my hands on my dick and this is the worst pain I've ever been in.
|magikarp||I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock|
|Punisher2||americas funniest home videos|
|mistero della mente||americas most disturbing home videos|
|mistero della mente||americas bleach your eyes out home videos|
|BNet||americas got talent|
|Grecian||Today is Canada day
so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
everything is closed
|atresac||what's a canada
The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!
|Grecian||i hadn't heard of dolphin. but i have no interest in the gamecube. none of the games really appealed to me. also it had a god awful controller, in my opinion.|
|L9||It had the best of the three, in mine|
|Grecian||i felt they went overboard with the C buttons.
it was more ergonomic than the xbox and PS2 controllers, though so I will agree with you there. but again, just too many buttons. :x
|L9||I see. ;P I never minded the control layout, though the D-pad was a bit bizarre|
|Grecian||the D pad is a bit bizarre. i mean, the controller looks like a boomerang. like, nintendo expected people to fire their controls at the wall in a fit of rage and designed it return to you automatically.|
|atresac||i'll be nice to ddl|
|atresac||hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|atresac||shit, i messed up.|
|magikarp||Alright so tonight I'm going to start my journey on watching all seasons of one of these shows:
I like them both. Probably scrubs.
|L9||both are terrible
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|mistero della mente||yeah karp what do you think you're doing liking these tv shows that l9 doesn't like you're such an asshole|
|atresac||1892 points left.|
|atresac||what important events happened in that year?|
|BNet||American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.|
|L9||wisdom teeth in less than 12 hours
|mistero della mente||death,|
|mistero della mente||agonising pain|
|mistero della mente||complete dread and terror|
|mistero della mente||they'll accidentally pull your jawbone out instead of your teeth|
|real_decimic||I'm giving up my online/computer hobbies
Over 6 years, I have been on the Internet to make a few friends, and chat with others.
Now, I think I have been spending too much time on computers and not enough outside getting fresh air. Therefore, I will be giving up my computer/online hobbies starting April 2.
|Punisher2||don't go decimic!!!!!!!
we will walk in circles till you get back.
|mistero della mente||bnet and l9
if you can find me a translated a link to the past manga to be read online, thanks chumpals.
|BNet||count me out|
|mistero della mente||this isnt a democracy|
|magikarp||It's a dictatorship.|
|magikarp||And i'm the dictator.|
|mistero della mente||get out of life|
|Grecian||smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
|Past||Lol and you tasted Mr clean??|
|Grecian||mr clean is awesome to drink.
i cant believe you never drank it before.
wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.
|atresac||chipotle mayo instead of the regular kind
Mayo will clog your arteries. Chipotle may is even worse.
|Past||ya if your fat|
|grecian||Breaking news: Mayo is healthy if you are not fat.|
|magikarp||Root beer is nasty
I drank all the pepsi and I just made a turkey/pepper jack cheese/hot sauce sandwich and I can ONLY eat if I have something to drink and root beer's the only thing we have :(
|L9||But root beer is delicious.|
|magikarp||My post says otherwise.|
|L9||I fail to see how "I am a retard, please kill me" refutes the idea of root beer being delicious.|
|L9||pun and amir
Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
|xjt22||Whats that =O|
|L9||a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms|
|punisher2||ohh okay. im gonna start using Google chrome to see how many words i can find.
maybe if we get a long enough list we can send them to google ; p
|atresac||maybe you can suck my dick|
|BNet||i bet people have done that already honestly lol|
|atresac||yeah, you were one of them.|
|BNet||i didn't send anything to google itself|
|atresac||I meant suck my cock.,|
anyone who has a LCD screen how do you clean it.
Like my tv has dust/ a large ass finger print on it
and it fucking sucks.
But i am sorta skitzo about these things
|punisher2||is there any way to clean it where i wont have to buy some thing extra?
like rubbing alcohol or something something.
CUS they dont exactly give you a cleaning kit with your 42 inch tvs (THEY SHOULD)
|uiif||Just pour some water on it.|
|punisher2||Yeah but when i dry it it will create more smudges and what not wont it?|
|uiif||Take it apart and pour some water in too while it is still plugged in. I do this all the time and it works.|
if you pass up on ari garcia i am going to punch you in the face
unless its the karp bitch
|magikarp||Why was I brought up|
|amir25atw||LOL I SAID THE KARP BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I MEANT TO WRITE karp LOLLLLLL
i think its because karps always like "im karp im karp"
runnin down the road "im karp im karp"
with his shirt of screamin "im karp im karp"
at his wedding yelling "im karp im karp"
in his deathbed blinking "im karp im karp"
But the Tarintino-twist was that he was never karp at all........
|amir25atw||LMFAOOOOOOOO I PUT KARP AGAIN LOLLLLLLL I MEANT TO PUT karp AGAIN|