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magikarp so last night i found out I have a twin brother

When we were born my parents weren't able to take care of us both. a married couple in Atlanta were interested in one of us and drove to Michigan while my mom was pregnant and they stayed in touch until she had me and my brother. when we were born my parents and the couple felt it was best to raise us as our own person, not to let us know we had a twin until we were old enough. our parents stayed in touch this entire time and i guess a week ago they told Ben (my twin) and last night my mom told me. Im gonna talk to him tonight. My mom told me his interests and its funny for the most part we like the same music and movies but he has a pretty thick southern accent
atresac if there are two karps i am killing myself right now because this isn't what i signed on for when i entered this plane of existence.


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magikarp Have you ever wished you could...

Milk yourself
Amir25atw Its called jacking off.


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magikarp What ever happened to Sess?

I never really talked to him but I remember when we put my dog down and I was really depressed about it he made a post and said he loved me haha he was cool
L9 He's just on another hiatus. He pops back in every now and then.
Og Bubba Kush idk bnet was a asshole he banned him and sess aint the type to kiss your ass, if you dont like him he dont fuck with you lol sess is a cool dude tho one of the realest people i ever met on the internet but like l9 said he might be locked up again cause he did have a case coming up.
L9 Right, I mentioned his upcoming case in my post.


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L9 wisdom teeth removal

who here has already
atresac I hear it increases your chances of dying within the next year by 68%
Grecian i went to school who got them removed and two weeks later she got hit by a bus and now she's crippled.
Yellow Jr. Now that you mention it, my grandfather died of cancer 2 years after getting his removed. ;x
Punisher2 i hear that old people who got them removed in there youth are now dead so..


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Punisher2 i want some mini coke now...
L9 whenever I see the normal-sized cans now I'm so jarred by the size.
magikarp I give the bitches the same effect but instead of cans it's actually my cock
L9 After seeing your cock for a while, they're jarred by how huge normal-sized ones appear?
magikarp Goddamn it


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Punisher2 AN INTERESTING FACT!

the last time ndf had a 100 reply post was April 22, 2009

and it was the fucking 1200 purple spam post.

dry season?
BNet yeh
Punisher2 damn.
mistero della mente you know it happens a few times during a year. summer soon so
Punisher2 Im gonna call it the great depression


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L9 May I speak to the administator of this internet forum-board?

My children browse this "board", and an extremely rude "user" by the name of "BNet" is rampantly tossing around profane words as if they meant nothing.

This is very un-Christian and rather careless to boot! May I request that this "user" be banned permanently from this bulletin board web forum?

Thank you and kind regards,
Mr. Asher
t-asher@aol.com
punisher2 yes we will ban bnet.

TANK U COME AGAIN!
BNet (banned) DAMN YOU, ASHER!! There will come a day!!


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amir25atw well you know what man whatever floats your mayflower

i, on the other hand, am going to poop on my neighbors porch and ring the doorbell during the final minutes of the football game

but the thing is, i'm not going to run away after i ring the doorbell

I'm gonna stand right there, point at the poop, look him in the eyes, and say "I did this."


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Russo I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
BNet i barely know her head


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LottoBot Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery

2/10
Dan Back in your cage.
punisher2 hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!


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atresac AP European History Exam friday

it goes until 3:30

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grecian who wants to know about european history
Grecian besides mistero
atresac mistero should help me cheat.
BNet mistero lives in england not europe
Grecian but i mean

same thing
BNet nah
BNet europe is a COMPLETELY different country
atresac Yeah, isn't Europe part of Africa?
atresac the western part but still.
Grecian its pretty much like the USA and Mexico though. They're attached so they must be the same.

I'm not speaking from experience though I haven't been to the USA too often but from what I gather
atresac What? I thought you were in Nova Scotia? Isn't that in Detroit?
Grecian its a suburb just outside of Detroit. Its a pretty nice continent.
BNet well europe is technically a colony of africa, but i won't get into that.

grecian, the difference between europe and england is more like the difference between North America and Laos.
Grecian i know a guy who went to england and said it was EXACTLY like laos.
BNet that's impossible. laos is all the way over in russia. culturally they're somewhat like portugal but NOTHING like england.
Grecian thats just what he said man i always thought england was a bit more like Nigeria, Coasta Rico
BNet kind of a mix of both, but i digress.

anyway, sac, i'll help you study.
Grecian we can quiz him right now.

whats was the population in france in 1883?
BNet people didn't live in france until 1920 during the great French Settlement of northern indonesia.
Grecian that seems like it might be really inaccurate but im really too dumb to realize if youre telling the truth or not :(
BNet France was settled by North Indonesians in 1920s.. that was basically the trigger for WWii...


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mistero della mente so does anyone here lie on their resume

i do, but nothing drastically, like i never finished high school and got my last-year qualifications which a lot of employers ask for but never check up on, so i include a cupola qualifications

and my brother and sister-in-law said to me a while ago that i can include them as a reference should i lie about any previous work experience
mistero della mente note: if any future employers read this, my name is brandon allred


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Punisher2 dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
Grecian lol you sound retarded pun.

what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?


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mistero della mente bnet

why do you play mc on hardcore

doesnt it just piss you off that once you're dead you're dead and all the hard working and building and stuff has gone to waste
BNet you're right

i'd never died in hardcore before, though, until yesterday. it was a really bizarre feeling; i wasn't even angry. i just felt really sad, and it almost felt like i actually died IRL, but i got to reflect on "all the things i still wanted to do" (with the save) and stuff.. really a strange feeling. i actually preserved the file just to walk around the server so i could 'say goodbye', and it was really surreal.. i honestly felt like a ghost walking around, like i couldn't interact with anything.. then i just let it go and never opened it again
atresac are you sure you're not confusing minecraft with that time you almost drowned in the toilet


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xjt22 Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."


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magikarp Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
mistero della mente try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.


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ENZO What the hell

HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
mistero della mente cruci-
atresac -fy

The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!


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BNet There is a cricket in my basement

Why is there a cricket in my basement / 10
magikarp You should actually go to the cricket's basement and do the same thing it's doing to you and annoy it to the point where it comes on NDForums and makes a post saying

"There is a Steve Hinkle in my basement

Why is there a Steve Hinkle in my basement / 10"


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amir25atw Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn

No homo


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PurpNGold49er lets be real tho none of you know the american hustle no one here
amir25atw especially you
xjt22 Past is such a robot with his typical replies
PurpNGold49er the anti hustlers
amir25atw you prolly had to hustle hard 2 ge TV that underwear model exposure


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mistero della mente bnet i cooked you a delicious meal
BNet consisting of
mistero della mente its a pizza i ordered. i hope you like it.
BNet what's on it
mistero della mente me naked


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Punisher2 Pans labyrinth

9/10

awesome movie very awesome

tho the ending was kinda silly but it was nice
BNet I prefer the prequel, "Peter's Very Easy-To-Navigate Chamber"
Punisher2 Lol
BNet Thanks for the laughing : - )
russo that actually made me laugh bnet
bnet Thanks for the laughing : - )
Rinoa the eyeless monster is the scariest thing I've ever seen.
magikarp that's what girls say when i pull down my pants


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xjt22 i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
duelmonkeyx Bring out your inner martin luther king


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duelmonkeyx what would you do

So i was walking to my car after class ended today and this girl i had class with a year and a half ago says hey to me. we dont really know each other that well but we just talk whenever we see each other. Then we start talking and we end up in her car because its cold outside. then randomly she asks me what her name is and im like wtf i dont know. i was hoping the name would pop up in my head but its not a common name because shes indian. I usually forget the persons name within 5 seconds of meeting somebody new because im too focused on saying my name.

anyways what would you niggas have done?
magikarp As soon as she asked what her name was you should have been like "Did you hit your head? Do you have Amnesia? RUHHHHH ROOOHHHHH WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL ASAP" then push her out of her car, get in the driver's seat, tell her to get into the passenger seat quick or else you're driving to the hospital without her.


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Past (last post) Read

Ok I though i might as well make the last post, since i wasnt allowed to make one before being banned. After this post you will never see me on this site again.

I would like to apologize to the majority of you who I may have offended, after all its not your fault you cant see whats really going on here so yeah my bad ,BUT a few members on here i refuse to apologize to.

Ill start with Enzo, you\\'re a true asshole the only reason I ever made fun of you is because you always went at me like im stopping you from eating, you\\'re still pathetic as fuck to me, you\\'re still talking about me??? wow move on with your life.

next Artesac you are by far the biggest asshole on this site, and if you wernt sucking Bnets dick every Saturday any other admin would have banned you.

And Finally the big faggot himself, Bnet you\\'re the biggest hypocrite on this site. Way to assassinate my character, I used to do that to people back in the day I know exactly what you did even though half these dickriders cant see it. I just hope it was all worth it for you, you always had a grudge on me, if it wasnt for Mafia or my proboard this site would have never existed thanks and fuck you rot in the ground.

With that being said I wish the best for the rest of you with your lives and if you ever come out to LA we can get blunted if you know what I mean. Oh and DMX Miley Cyrus is crazy she be throwing parties all the time shes down. Anyway Im out of this bitch to do bigger things thanks for entertaining me on my free time over the years, bye!
punisher2 Offtopic buttt

hannah montana.. hm. i remember she was just kid on that stupid show miley cyrus now shes coming of age and she is actually IDK why but i like her does anyone else here find her attractive?? lmao i dunno wut it is she seems pretty normal i actually dont really understand why so many people her like to begin with


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~!unknown1337i~ Crunchy cheez doodles or crunchy cheetos

Cheese doodles
atresac nobody wants you to continue posting on this website
atresac that's not true, i do!
atresac just kidding, that was still me. i wanted to make you feel better, but then i changed my mind
atresac fuck you.


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magikarp Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
xjt22 WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
Unknown 1337 I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face


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BNet you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs
L9 Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes


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xjt22 karp-LMAO but for real, I told him to buy a second controller and he was like "Nah I don't like doing that because that gives my friends rights to come over and use me for my PS3" or some shit
I guess he just doesn't love his step brother enough to buy a second controller even though I love him enough to walk around in a jizz covered hoodie =[


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Grecian on the subject of kim kardashian

whether you like her face or not you'd still do her because she has a great body and is probably better in bed than any girl you'll ever be with so i dont believe any of you who say you wouldnt.

if you're going to have a thread like that then at least have someone who is not a no contest like jessica biel or something.
BNet grecian, i wouldn't even touch her and i mean that with complete honesty.
Grecian you're biased because she's a slutty dumb celebrity. which is understandable.

but i mean, in an alternate reality where she was not a celebrity, just a normal girl, you knew her and she was into you, and she looked exactly the way she does now.

you still wouldnt?
BNet i'm just not attracted to her, sorry
Grecian oh i get it. and i mean, fair enough.

what about george clooney?



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