why'd you block me pal.
|mistero della mente||i also defriended you on facebook
i hope we can still be friends
|L9||i wanted to put together a quick "demo" in C today
using opengl or sdl or something just to display a little sprite in a window and be able to move it around with the keys, just to dip my toes into 2D graphics programming
i didn't even start. it takes like 200 lines of code just to instantiate a fucking window. google searches reveal problems up the ass with people being unable to compile with the respective libraries, or things being unavailable, or not found, or what have you. many opengl 2D tutorials tell you how to set up 3D objects and then merely render them in 2D via orthographic projection. hard to find even a single tutorial with just "display picture in a window", though i did find one. naturally the code is unbelievably obtuse (just fucking drawn out, no pun intended). proprietary data types and function arguments that never actually get used out the ass.
|Past||my days been good actually|
|amir25atw||i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
all you live far as hell away from me
|og bubba kush||ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE|
|og bubba kush||and nigga i drive a infiniti|
|Amir25atw||Venom was a beast|
|BNet||Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.|
|atresac||my submission for an assignment which requires a day in the life of a six year old
7:00 AM: Wake up.
7:02 AM: Get out of bed.
7:05 AM: 100 one-armed push-ups.
7:05:30 AM: Grab child-safe scissors.
7:07 AM: Kill deer and use pelt for today's clothes with scissors.
7:10 AM: Begin climb to the peak of Mt. Doomdeath.
7:30 AM: Confront ancient dragon who is the physical manifestation of evil.
7:32 AM: Slay dragon with scissors.
7:35 AM: Carve open dragon to recieve breakfast:
1-gross egg and cheese omelette
2 pounds of bacon
18 sausage links
5 gallons sugar-free maple syrup
7:45 AM: Walk to River Styx.
7:55 AM: Find smooth river rock.
8:00 AM: Shave with river rock.
8:15 AM: Take Cerberus out for a walk.
8:30 AM: Return home.
8:50 AM: Bow before father.
9:00 AM: Finish bowing to father, ask for proper clothing.
9:15 AM: Finish clothing.
9:30 AM: Ride pet utahraptor Yoshi to work.
10:00 AM: Punch in for job at razorblade mines.
11:17 AM: Accident in mines results in co-worker becoming sliced to ribbons.
11:17:15 AM: Say "Razor? I barely know 'er!"
11:17:30 AM: Pat self on back for that one.
11:20 AM: Shave again.
1:00 PM: Lunch break:
13 Big Macs
1 Whopper Jr.
1 Diet Coke w/ 4 ice BIG MAC cubes
1:30 PM: Use toilet.
2:00 PM: 800 1-finger, one-legged pushups.
3:45 PM: Finish toilet.
4:00 PM: Nap time.
4:30 PM: Snack time:
1 pudding cup and 1 banana
Ballanced on top of entire acre of livestock. That is also the snack.
5:00 PM: Return home on motorcycle you built out of razorblades from the mine.
5:30 PM: After relaxing from work, use black-magic ritual to revive dragon.
5:40 PM: Slay dragon again.
6:00 PM: Dinner:
12 oz steak (rare)
7 oz garlic mashed potatoes
6:30 PM: Hannah Montanna.
7:00 PM: 500 tongue pullups.
7:15 PM: Shower in sulfuric acid.
7:30 PM: Brush teeth with chainsaw.
7:40 PM: Pray enemies get cancer.
7:45 PM: Get tucked in.
7:46 PM: Story time (Green Eggs and Ham).
7:50 PM: Lullaby (Fist-Magnet Face II: Electromagnetic Boogaloo)
8:00 PM: Sleep.
12:00 AM: Dream of killing father with bare hands.
|magikarp||Morgan freeman's a guy? wtf, I had no idea
Seriously, I didn't even know if morgan was a singer and what not and I just wikid him and WHAT THE FUCK?!?
|amir25atw||YOU ARE NOT HUMAN|
|ENZO||RIP? Wait, are you talking about Freeman or Karp?|
|amir25atw||Freeman dude where have you been|
|atresac||wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.|
|atresac||this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.|
|Punisher2||more like avatar part 2 rite|
|yofter mofter kofter||I am alive.
|magikarp||That's too bad, try to fix it.|
|magikarp||Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.|
|BNet||i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.|
|magikarp||What did you get your mom for mother's day?|
|amir25atw||I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.|
|Magikarp||I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)
More like rock lobster! Amirite?
|mistero della mente||i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.|
|~dr_dude love~||its raining cats n dogs in jersey|
|BNet||didn't you and That Loser (you) meet up yesterday|
|punisher2||Kelly didnt text me back once yesterday
im half convinced ddl tied him up in a closet or cannibalized him
|punisher2||it was p suspect
kelly always texts back but then he went to ddls house and didnt hit me back once
|~dr_dude love~||pun man shoulda been there you woulda make yesterday 0.00000% better|
|Past||You probably have no friends|
|Vain||420 Smoking stream?
|BNet||if you died RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW, if you were to die RIGHT NOW, everyone's response would be "ok"|
|atresac||if i say ok
will he die right now
|BNet||the converse doesn't hold
|atresac||your converse holds
|atresac||nah just my feet|
|BNet||please don't say that about my converse|
|atresac||nah we don't wear the same size|
|BNet||we do, remember?|
|Grecian||the story of how i am a massive dickhead fuck up
as i write this post on ndforums.com, ive been awake for nearly 24 hours. i am exhausted, tired, drunk as a fucking homeless crack head andmost of all exhausted.
my day started at 5am on the 14th. i had the day of school and plans in the evening so of course i get called in for a fucking 12 hour shift. i wake up, get a shower and go to work. its a long day and all i can wait to do is drink beer and play xbox with my friends. so i get home from work, 12 and a half hours after 6am and order some food to eat. i eat it, its pretty delicious so i cant complain.
and then my ride shows up, i get in the car and we start talking. i am in a bad mood, so naturally i yell quite a bit and make fun of the driver, because thats just what happens. we get to the liquor store -- we go to the big one because the small one in our small shitty town wont do -- and we get our liquor. i buy 12 delicious canadian beer. so we get out and start playing xbox, and of course i finish way too much alcohol before we even start to play coherarently so i suck ass and get my ass handed to me time after time so i shut down the xbox and do a huge shot of straight vodka and tell everyone whats up. we're taking a 40 dollar cab ride to the most exciting bars, contining to get drunk, and acting like massive assholes.
of course, since i cant really backspace all that way or backtrack even, i left out the detial that i made my friends ex-girlfriend cry by telling her this MASSIVE fucking lie that he was fucking a 14 year old girl in this guys computer room. of course, i dont know any 14 year old girls, the guy im telling the lie about -- my friend of almost 20 years --- isnt even fucking there, but i tell her i havent seen him in about 30 minutes, he disappeared with this 14 year old girl and i think theyre fucking.
so she texts him, and he texts me. he says, stop texting [ex-gf name[ youre going to get me in trouble. so i tell her i was just kidding, and that he wasnt even with me at all tonight, theres no 14 year old girls around, and everything was good. so naturally, since theyve been broken up for almost a half a year, she tells me she cried when i told her this and that i was a bad person.
so my friends mom comes down into his basement and she says to me, i bet you would be pissed if someone texted your girlfreind that. so i viewed this as a CHALLENGE, so i texted my girlfriend telling her how sorry i was ,begging for her forgiveness, telling her i didnt realize that "this girl" was so young and i was drunk and didnt know what i was doing.
i showed my friends mom, ha. that fuck. she cant fucking mess with me.
so she starts reading this text conversation im having with my girlfriend, and she decides that she is going to call my girlfriend, who is out with her friends. so she calls my gf, and my gf thinks its this other girl. my gf also thinks i want to fuck this girl badly. i dont. so shes wrong on both accounts. how typical of a girl.
anyway so after my gf hangs up on tthis "girl", who is actually my friends mom and the mix up is because my girlfriend and her friends are absolutely retarded, dumb and just fucking stupid, she texts me and told me "i thought you were on a guys night', and i told her. im not retarded, it was [friends mom] not this girl she thought i wanted to fuck badly even thoiugh i dont wanna fuck her shes annoying and not even that cute.
anyway, so i stop texting my gf because im getting annoyed and we go to the first bar. its full of old people. we stay maybe 30 seconds before we get the fuck out, go to the atm at the hotel we were at and try to get money out of it using the spanish option. no one speaks spanish, but we were able to get 20 dollars out. so we go on to the next bar, it costs 6 dollars to get in and it sucks ass but theres 2 cute girls at hte table next to us. me, being the good friend i am, i offer to go try to talk to these girls nad bring them over to us.
but first i say, im not attractive and i have no people skills, so finish your fucking drinks first so if we have to leave immediately after i get back, we will get the fuck out.
so theyre slow to finish their drinks, and some guy approaches them obviously with more game than me, so i say, you know, fuck it. this place is full of fags, lets get the fuck out.s owe go to the most popular club around.
it costs 5 dollars to get. we get a drink and we're standing around, so i say i gotta piss like a fucking horse and i go and i piss. i get back and i cant find either of the guys i was with, so i go ahead and text them. theyre at a table. i eventually find them and sit down. and across from me are these 3 fairly hot cute girls. so im like, alright, im fucking bored. lets make this interesting.
so theyre like, what, etc, how. so i finish my drink and get up. i walk over to them. ive pretty much never done this before in my life, much less to a table of beautiful women.
i walk up to the one i find least attractive, of course, because i feel like this is the one if i can get throguh to her, i can bring her fucking hot slutty friends over too.
let me finish this sectino of the story off by telling you: i dont think im attractive, that i am suave, smart or have game. neither do girls. im white, very nerdy and pretty much the oopposite of what girls want. but, lets be honest, i think im fucking AWESOME regardless of what i am, which is the only mindset to have. i am the greatest human being alive and the ONLY person that matters in this entire fucking world, so fuck everyone else, you goddamn cockers. it doesnt matter what i am, the only thing that matter was these girls were alone, looking bored, and i was horny and drunk as fuck.
so, i walk over. i dont know what to expect. my friends are nervous, they think the girls are going to call over the bounces and get my ass kicked. i dont give a fuck. either way, i dont fucking care about anything. i want to have fun, and if getting my face beaten in my a 250 pound failed MMA figher is the way im going to have fun, im going to fucking have it.
so i walk up to the least attractive girl. i say
hey, im just here with a couple of friends and we notice you guys. we were wondering if you guys wanted to dance and maybe grab a couple of drinks.
so the girl, who is the least attractive but thats not saying mcuh because she was cute at the same time, she sayssssss, oh,
well, we're not up for dancing just yet, but we can use a coiuple of drinks.
not yet, but we could use a couple of drinks.
okay, like i said, im unattractive, boring and have no game. but i am NOT a fucking retarded fuck. i am not dumb in anyway. i refuse to admit it. i realize this instant i am getting played by this fucking piece of shit human being, she is using the fact that she is female to try and fucking get free drinks out of me and my friends for her friends. im not an idiot. i can see this. im not horny enough to spend 50 or so dollars on her friends to be left without even at least a tit.
so i say, alright, thats too bad, and i start to walk away.
and she taps my arm. and she says something. the mustic is loud, i cant hear.
i say, what.
and at this point, i am sure she changed her mind, and i am gonna see at least some boobs or maybe get a hj
but you were really polite, i like that.
and thats the last straw for me. i walk back to our table, i look at the boys and i say
fuck these stupid fucking whores. they said i was police. fuck them, lets get a new table. fuck this shit, lets get some more alcohol and fuck this ass. fuck this, i cant even take it anymore. so we went up, got another drink, then went and got some subway. i got a fucking awesome chicken bacon ranch and devoured it. then we got the cab home and i wrote this story.
theres no point, reason, or any fucking thing at all that i wrote this story. for. the fact is, its 330 ow, im fucking shit faced, been up for almost 24 hours, and just got shit on by 3 fairly cute girls.
also i made a girl cry.
and my girlfriend is mad at me for me telling her i fucked a 14 year old girl "by accident". but, let me clarify, i never did. i have never fucked a 14 year old girl in my life and never will. i made it up as a joke. a bad joke.
and finally, if you read the entire thing, you probably now realize that i am a bad person and when i wake up in the morning and read this thread, if i do, i will realize i am a bad person as well.
and know what i will do?
i will comntinue on being a bad person because fuck you all.
|Grecian||hey ladies, have you met bnet?|
|Kazuya Mishima||Hey BNet, have you met ladies?|
|BNet||THE RACE FOR PURPLE.
The first person to get 10 people from omegle.com to post will get to post with Purple.
So far the only person who has got ANYONE is Mistero.
He has 2 referrals already. GO GO GO GO GO
|Runescape||I showed up where's the continental breakfast.|
|Past||i met grecian before any of you actually
who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
|L9||syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing|
|L9||i think the guy was super gay.|
|Grecian||i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
|ENZO||Speaking of annoying girls
I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
|punisher2||lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
maybe stupid but
|ENZO||Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story|
|Dan||Guys I'm going on vacation
So if you need me, give me a holler.
|magikarp||where to dirty Dan?|
|Past||uh oh looks like bnet is gonna have to do choors, hope you payed off the site bnet is on unemployment|
|Dan||Ocean City MD.
And Past, the site pays for itself with all the advertising and $15,000-a-plate banquets we host out here in Pennsylvania.
|Past||who clicks these ads? lol|
|Dan||A few hundred asian children sit in an auditorium clicking the ads while making very little money for themselves.|
|~dr_dude love~||eat me|
|mistero della mente||you're like a meal for 12 fuck that|
|PurpNGold49er||lets be real tho none of you know the american hustle no one here|
|xjt22||Past is such a robot with his typical replies|
|PurpNGold49er||the anti hustlers|
|amir25atw||you prolly had to hustle hard 2 ge TV that underwear model exposure|
|Grecian||so ndf, im thinking about breaking up with my girlfriend of three and a half years
but i never broke up with a girl to her face before
if i decide to do it what will be the best plan of action.
|atresac||headbutt her in the tits.
|Dan||Tell her you tested HIV positive after a crazy night at the gay bar.|
|atresac||Ask her if she thinks it's fair to consider pedophiles as evil.
Then defend them vehemently.
|Dan||Burn her house down.|
|Grecian||i actually went up and told her but
after a long and boring story that i wont retell, we're gonna stay together for a bit. i was pretty angry because she left this morning freaking out over COMPLETELY LITTLE SHIT but its all good now.
|Dan||Heres how it went down:
"We need to break up"
"No we're not, now come watch Grey's Anatomy with me"
"Yes dear :("
|mistero della mente||bnet
why do you play mc on hardcore
doesnt it just piss you off that once you're dead you're dead and all the hard working and building and stuff has gone to waste
i'd never died in hardcore before, though, until yesterday. it was a really bizarre feeling; i wasn't even angry. i just felt really sad, and it almost felt like i actually died IRL, but i got to reflect on "all the things i still wanted to do" (with the save) and stuff.. really a strange feeling. i actually preserved the file just to walk around the server so i could 'say goodbye', and it was really surreal.. i honestly felt like a ghost walking around, like i couldn't interact with anything.. then i just let it go and never opened it again
|atresac||are you sure you're not confusing minecraft with that time you almost drowned in the toilet|
|amir25atw||well you know what man whatever floats your mayflower
i, on the other hand, am going to poop on my neighbors porch and ring the doorbell during the final minutes of the football game
but the thing is, i'm not going to run away after i ring the doorbell
I'm gonna stand right there, point at the poop, look him in the eyes, and say "I did this."
|mistero della mente||so i was going to buy god of war 3
but the new lord of the rings trilogy on bluray just looks sexy. i'm buying it for the box alone.
i don't think i have enough money left for god of war 3 now. =[
|atresac||Lord of the Rings? What a fucking faggot and I'm not even joking.
Lord of the Rings does not have anyone ripping heads off with their bare hands.
Hand over your testicles.
|mistero della mente||hes a great friend i enjoy his company
please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
|Punisher2||he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.
or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
|BNet||maybe he's given up hope|
|xXmikeDusXx||I have troubles with forum
I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
|mistero della mente||invert your computer's polaric beam|
|BNet||run into your computer monitor at full speed.|
|Punisher2||Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it|
|Punisher2||anyways does anybody here remember a question they asked on there first day of school?|
|amir25atw||the only thing i remember about kindergarten is being told to draw a sideview of my teacher and everyone drew her nose with 2 nostrils on the side of her face and the future valedvictorian (no lie) drew only one side of her nose with only the right nostril and when the teacher showed it to us every one was like O.O!!! like sshe uncovered some kind of lost secret|
|BNet||i don't remember a question, but i remember a funny story
in second grade we had this thing called "Mad Minute" (probably some of you had the same thing) where you had to do this sheet of math problems, and whoever got the most done in 1 minute got candy
well me and this other kid always won, but the teacher kept forgetting to bring the candy in the first few weeks so one day i was like "maybe you should write a note" and she FREAKED OUT AT ME, like screamed at me and immediately called my mom to tell her how disrespectful i was to her, and then as she got to know me she realized i was just a very literal child, not at all intending to be impolite, but actually trying to help her out by suggesting to write a note LOLOL
|mistero della mente||i remember one time we were like 8 or something, and i was in this group to make a small victorian-type house out of tiny pieces of wood and shit, and we got the frame all glued up together so there was no sides to it, completely hollow, but the basic shape was there and there were two girls in the group, so i wanted to show off and i put the house over my head, and then the glue set and it got stuck and we had to break it and start again
i was a stud
|Dylan Klebold||This one time|