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L9 Howard the Duck

In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment.

We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read.

But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so.

But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends.

Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary film from a singularly unexpected source.

To say that both the film and its director have challenged my preconceptions about fine cinematography is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core.

In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Howard the Duck's famous motto: "IF YA CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN". But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant.

Not everyone can become a great director, but a great director can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius who directed Howard the Duck, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest director in Cleveland. I will be returning to Marshington soon, eager for more.


Quote: #257
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Magikarp Pun, how do you feel about the Black Ops map pack coming to the 360 first?
mistero della mente the 360 is absolutely awful and i keep mine under my bed and never use it. fuck you amir.
Magikarp The PS3's a boring piece of shit just like you, you faggot.
mistero della mente whats that karp i can't hear you over my 360 being under my bed
Magikarp I can hear you just fine and my 360's running.
mistero della mente you better catch it then


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magikarp so i was watching British Asian pornstar hannah shaw

And i was about to bust and for some reason I always try to fuck myself over like idk why so right before i bust i put misteros face on her body while she's talking in her British accent and if you're in that zone where you're about to bust nd stop you can't really just restart ya know winners don't quit so I just had to stroke it fast as fuck ya know and man it felt like i was gonna have a goddamn heart attack like i think when i came i met jesus


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Grecian im not gonna watch any of these videos but

how do you pierce your penis?
magikarp You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.


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magikarp What ever happened to Sess?

I never really talked to him but I remember when we put my dog down and I was really depressed about it he made a post and said he loved me haha he was cool
L9 He's just on another hiatus. He pops back in every now and then.
Og Bubba Kush idk bnet was a asshole he banned him and sess aint the type to kiss your ass, if you dont like him he dont fuck with you lol sess is a cool dude tho one of the realest people i ever met on the internet but like l9 said he might be locked up again cause he did have a case coming up.
L9 Right, I mentioned his upcoming case in my post.


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Punisher2 is it true that family gun killed off brian?

wtf
Punisher2 guy
PurpNGold49er they will probably bring him back in a time machine later on or something , there just trying to get ratings up
Punisher2 the video i watched showed them destroyin the time machine
Punisher2 and he was already replaced with a new dog what would they just have 2 dogs now? nah brians dead.

im thinking the writers were unhappy with the voice actor but i really dunno really weird thing tho i always thought cartoon characters were safe, i mean do they even age on family guy?
amir25atw brians voice actor is seth macfarlane


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mistero della mente bnet and l9

if you can find me a translated a link to the past manga to be read online, thanks chumpals.
BNet count me out
mistero della mente this isnt a democracy
magikarp It's a dictatorship.
magikarp And i'm the dictator.
mistero della mente get out of life


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ENZO Anyone...

...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
L9 Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
magikarp Ha
BNet ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot


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BNet Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually

yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
Magikarp You don't drive?
BNet i do, i don't own a car.
mistero della mente pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises


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ENZO Speaking of annoying girls

I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
punisher2 lol i dont get the annoying part of the story

maybe stupid but
ENZO Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story


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punisher2 we need to expand on our mexican culture

EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
magikarp I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.
mistero della mente and 100% gay


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punisher2 guys help me find my remote u assholes
amir25atw Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.


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mistero della mente the best page in the universe

yofter's obituary
mistero della mente "yofter
we hardly gave a fuck"
Punisher2 YOFTER DAMN MOFTER!!!

??? >????
Yofter is survived by no one because no one wanted to be on his god damn obituary. He is known for his very weak spam and wanting to kill himself but never actually trying. It is said his parents made him quit school at a very early age thus leading to his massive faggotry. ndforums will remember yofter for his random outbursts and 1 page spams and the fact that every single post he ever made was bitching and complaining and pure attention whoreness. I guess you could say he never really 'grew up'. Who would write an obituary for yofter damn mofter anyway what the hell.


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atresac BNet

I hate it

you should make a drop-down box letting us choose if we want the traditional drop-down box or this gay button bullshit.
mistero della mente then change that drop down box to radio buttons to choose if we want the drop down box or the radio buttons
atresac that's retarded

he should make a drop down box to let us choose if we want the drop down box or buttons to decide if we want the drop down box or buttons.
Amir25atw No you guys are fucktards he should make a dropdown box for the buttonss and a dropdown box for the dropdown box for the buttons and then a dropdown box next to that for a calculator
BNet I'm deleting NDForums.


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xjt22 IM THINKING BOUT MAKING THAT CVS OR WALLGREENS TRIP GUYS
og bubba kush its in a small box you could probably crack it open and sneak the cream in your pocket while looking at something else
xjt22 R u telling me to steal dick cream past?..
punisher2 LOL!
punisher2 thats the funniest line i heard all day
og bubba kush im saying its pretty easy to conceal cause its small
xjt22 Just like your boner.


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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Yellow Jr. I always see L9 as a skinny dude with long hair who everyone just likes
L9 I'm not exactly skinny, and only a few people ever admitted to liking me
L9 Also I hope this doesn't turn into another "20-25 friends" deal :s
atresac l9 tell us how many friends you have.
magikarp I'm one of your friends, right L9?
Yellow Jr. I'm one of your friends, right L9?
L9 Karp is.

Yellow, shut up.
atresac Yellow, I consider you my friend.
atresac LOL jk get the fuck out.
magikarp Yellow, if it makes you feel any better, if satan ever dangled you and my dog over a pit of boiling lava and he gave me a choice to save you or my dog, I'd choose my dog.


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amir25atw "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"


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Past im telling you guys come to vegas
magikarp Pun, if you want, we can both lose each other's virginitys to eachother.
Punisher2 im down

lets get drunk and forget what happened
magikarp WHAT
magikarp NO
magikarp I WAS KIDDING
Punisher2 LMFAO
Past damn pun thats homo
Punisher2 nope bad timing


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magikarp I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
nizzarf you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
magikarp ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
atresac more like your forum was left 4 dead


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mistero della mente macs are for losers!
BNet you're a loser!
mistero della mente guess i have a mac then!


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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magikarp So I ate a ghost pepper, then rubbed my hands on my dick

Eating the ghost pepper was bad enough, I couldn't talk or breathe, I would go to talk and it would just be mumbo jumbo. My veins were sticking out in my head and I felt like I was having a heart attack. Have that all on video.

Then that pain went away and was like "I wonder what my dick would feel like" and just rubbed my hands on my dick and this is the worst pain I've ever been in.
magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
Punisher2 americas funniest home videos
mistero della mente americas most disturbing home videos
mistero della mente americas bleach your eyes out home videos
BNet americas got talent


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xjt22 hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4

i think
BNet how could he tell when it was all gone?

oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM


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Past unknown how about instead of saying shit make something! design a website, design a game, something that proves you know anything of what you act like you know. You have been talking for years but have never done anything , you dont know shit im convinced.
~!unknown1337i~ I actually founded Apple. What have you done with your life?
Past you think finding a apple is productive?


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~dr_dude love~ since everyone is here

im going to stream friday the 13th
Past Sunday the 11th
Good one Past Yep


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~!unknown1337i~ Crunchy cheez doodles or crunchy cheetos

Cheese doodles
atresac nobody wants you to continue posting on this website
atresac that's not true, i do!
atresac just kidding, that was still me. i wanted to make you feel better, but then i changed my mind
atresac fuck you.


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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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Shine Shine For Life

My nigs
D banned
punisher2 LOL


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magikarp Pun sent me

(No Message)
mistero della mente get out
magikarp Alright.



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