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Past NDF suggestion

bring back thumbs down
Punisher2 the people want

the people want
BNet if by "the people" you mean "pun and past"


the two worst "the people" on the site
mistero della mente make a button that decides if we want a thumbs down button
mistero della mente then give that button a thumbs down button so we can thumbs down it


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L9 Sexism? You consider sound, wholesome advice about managing the plague that is the female species "sexism"?

You know, the more rights we give women the more energy we have to put into babysitting them--I mean, what's next, are we going to let them drive and vote too? This nonsense is most undoubtedly what will contribute to the fall of modern civilization. Why don't we just let monkeys and dolphins run the show too!


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magikarp I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
nizzarf you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
magikarp ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
atresac more like your forum was left 4 dead


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Omgsports2 I lov coming home to no food in the house when my mom grocery shopped yeterday
magikarp Nigga how old are you and you're expecting dawn to give you snack packs on a silver platter n shit
BNet This. Fuck off, XJT22.
L9 XJT, with all due respect, fuck you.
magikarp Yeah why don't you ask for some breast milk while you're at it you little baby back bitch
duelmonkeyx Yea nigga you want me to cut your food up into little pieces too?
magikarp You want me to chew up your chocolate pudding snack pack then regurgitate it in your mouth bitch nigga?


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punisher2 LCD screens

anyone who has a LCD screen how do you clean it.

Like my tv has dust/ a large ass finger print on it

and it fucking sucks.

But i am sorta skitzo about these things
punisher2 is there any way to clean it where i wont have to buy some thing extra?

like rubbing alcohol or something something.

CUS they dont exactly give you a cleaning kit with your 42 inch tvs (THEY SHOULD)
uiif Just pour some water on it.
punisher2 Yeah but when i dry it it will create more smudges and what not wont it?
uiif Take it apart and pour some water in too while it is still plugged in. I do this all the time and it works.


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Punisher2 The one bad quality about this place is

my mom before i came told me to make sure i say thank you for things and so i have been like when my aunt makes me food or something.

But see yesterday she woke me up at 9 am after i stayed up late to give me breakfast, when i couldve just woke up later and then ate before doing whatever i had to do for the day.

I was tired all day because of that which is funny because she said that she wouldn't chase me around about wut to eat and wutnot because im a grown man i can make stuff for myself etc'

im with that though i dont always need a cooked meal when i wake up, i can eat cereal too.
L9 mention to her the night before that you might go to bed kinda late so you're gonna sleep in
Punisher2 ok thanks


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purpngold49er Fuck all that , the dirtiest bitchs do that and give the bitch that wants to dome you some herpes you dont want that. There better out just making out on my dick, then passing each other herpes.
xjt22 what
purpngold49er ok ill try to sound as white as possible

so dude there is like this chick i was trying to hook up with but she got drunk and starting making out with becky the neighborhood slut who we all know has a sexually transmitted disease , cause it was the "cool" thing to do, so now im like hold on you cant suck my dick anymore cause you just made out with the garbage truck im good.

So I dont condone girls kissing girls cause some dirty std slut will come along and give them a monster called herpes, when they could of been totally making out with my wiener and been safe. But now we have a herpes epidemic and shortening of head givers cause of that blasphemy.


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Yellow Jr. Bnet

You should have a review post option before you post, that way you can see if the link or whatever you post works properly. ;O Also, allows to fix typos and what not.
Grecian we already have something to fix typos.

his name is L9


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amir25atw i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"


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Punisher2 I got cable for the first time in years

they are still playing boy meets world on abc family.

tv is useless.
Punisher2 abc family not abc
Punisher2 I better not find full house and fresh prince on nick still or else ill curse out someone.
Punisher2 Might as well put this remote in the fridge.


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amir25atw Sac

if you pass up on ari garcia i am going to punch you in the face

unless its the karp bitch
magikarp Why was I brought up
amir25atw LOL I SAID THE KARP BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I MEANT TO WRITE karp LOLLLLLL

i think its because karps always like "im karp im karp"

runnin down the road "im karp im karp"

with his shirt of screamin "im karp im karp"

at his wedding yelling "im karp im karp"

in his deathbed blinking "im karp im karp"

But the Tarintino-twist was that he was never karp at all........
amir25atw LMFAOOOOOOOO I PUT KARP AGAIN LOLLLLLLL I MEANT TO PUT karp AGAIN
amir25atw karp
amir25atw motherfucker


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ENZO What the hell

HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
mistero della mente cruci-
atresac -fy

The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!


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amir25atw Man I remember having sleep paralysis twice:

Once I woke up mentally but I thought I was having a fucking seizure, and until I found out about sleep paralysis I thought it was a seizure.

The second time was during an episode of Seinfeld. Holy shit I got horrible anxiety because all I could hear was Seinfelds voice but there was literally nothing I could do about it.


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L9 You know what's nuts

Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
Kazuya Mishima It definitely has its...

percs.
magikarp Good lord.


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magikarp Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.
xjt22 does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?


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L9 wisdom teeth removal

who here has already
atresac I hear it increases your chances of dying within the next year by 68%
Grecian i went to school who got them removed and two weeks later she got hit by a bus and now she's crippled.
Yellow Jr. Now that you mention it, my grandfather died of cancer 2 years after getting his removed. ;x
Punisher2 i hear that old people who got them removed in there youth are now dead so..


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Past im telling you guys come to vegas
magikarp Pun, if you want, we can both lose each other's virginitys to eachother.
Punisher2 im down

lets get drunk and forget what happened
magikarp WHAT
magikarp NO
magikarp I WAS KIDDING
Punisher2 LMFAO
Past damn pun thats homo
Punisher2 nope bad timing


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Amir25atw Well i was gonna put

i never knew george bush said this to The USA 3 days after September 11th 2001

"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.[197]"


Haha thats pretty badass
L9 He should have said "But we, the US government, perpetrated 9/11!"

Because it's true. I've done a lot of research and 9/11 was definitely an inside job.
punisher2 have any of you ever seen the movie

World trade center

its based on actual firefighters who got stuck under the buildings
L9 See, that's the thing. How could they have been stuck under the buildings after the buildings had already collapsed?

The whole thing is just a big conspiracy, and the American public is eating it all up.
BNet Yeah it's true, I heard the WTC never even existed because the government.
L9 Yeah, fucking this. Seriously.

I went to so-called "Ground Zero" and guess what. No fucking buildings there.


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magikarp Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit


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BNet Contest results:

1st place by a long shot: DuelMonkeyX! Completed the run in about ... what, 25 minutes? 300 pts

2nd place: Liquidnine! The only other person to finish without giving up ;3 took a little over an hour! 100 pts


Dishonorable mentions: Mistero, YOU UP-GIVER.
DDL, YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!
Corey, Where did you even go


It was a tough temple ;3 hopefully you guys all had fun. It was a lot harder than the last contest that's for sure ;p
ENZO Whats this about a contest?
atresac try to keep up ezno.

also: what contest.


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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amir25atw yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya
yofter_in_paris i've done a lot of rough things
purpngold49er anal


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


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Crystal CREAM ON ME
atresac when you're not strooong
Crystal I'll be yo friend.
L9 I'll help you caaarrryy oooonn
Crystal Good work guys, now really, who wants to cream on me?


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NSR What the?

I haven't been here in about a year. This place sure looks different...
NSR BNet, don't flame me, either. :P
L9 BNet is no longer the admin here, actually. This guy named Exdeath was made administrator while for now BNet is just a global moderator. Exdeath is the one who made the new layout though.
NSR Mother fucker! I'm not on the top 20 members list anymore!

u_u
L9 You're gonna have to take that up with Exdeath. He runs the show now.
Exdeath I'll put you in the top 20 members list if you suck my cock.

And I mean that from the bottom of my cock.

I run the show now.

Shut up L9.
L9 I'm so sorry, Exdeath!!! I was being incredibly foolish. Please, please don't ban me!!
Exdeath Lick my asshole clean for the next 6 weeks and I will deeply consider not banning you.

And I'm not kidding at all.
L9 User: L9 has been banned by Exdeath.

Reason: Get off my site.
Exdeath My asshole is still dirty, and something had to be done about it. Sorry, faggot.
Exdeath If you keep it up I'll have to IP ban you.

A third offense will lead to me contacting your ISP and getting your internet connection cut.

Unless, of course, you fulfill your promise of sterilizing my asshole with your mouth.


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L9 holy SHIT past you are the biggest PUSSY i've ever seen

so for everyone else, past eventually does drive up to my house. i hear a car pull up and some honking. so i go check the window.

i see past with some friends in the car, and past pulls out an AK. so he points DIRECTLY at me, fires, and the bullet literally goes backward through his car's other window. i hear it ricochet off a nearby house, then somewhere else. suddenly the other car window fucking smashes open and i see one of his friends fall over. past starts crying and screaming "CALL THE FUCKIN' POLICE NIGGA! HE DYIN'!" so here I take advantage of the situation and walk outside and up to his car. he keeps looking back at his friend worriedly, then to me, shaking and crying. i walk right up to the window and slap him in the face. he pulls the AK out again but I grab it and toss it on the ground. past lunges for the wheel and tries to start the car up again, shouting to his other friend in the driver seat "MOVE OUT THE WAY MOVE OUT THE WAY". the car kind of lurches forward and stops, and just as that happens his driver friend's pants accidentally unzip and past's mouth falls RIGHT onto his dick. the friend is trying to floor the gas and the car is doing this jerky forward-brake thing, causing past's head to bob up and down over his friend's cock. finally they get the car going and speed off into the distance.

don't EVER come to my house again you little pussy ass bitch.


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Vain 420 Smoking stream?

Good idea?
BNet if you died RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW, if you were to die RIGHT NOW, everyone's response would be "ok"
atresac if i say ok

will he die right now
BNet the converse doesn't hold









logic jokes
atresac your converse holds

my DICK
atresac nah just my feet
BNet please don't say that about my converse
atresac nah we don't wear the same size
BNet we do, remember?
Vain WHAT


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Past does someone have black night rises on dvd?
atresac holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
atresac it's black night arisen


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xjt22 karp-LMAO but for real, I told him to buy a second controller and he was like "Nah I don't like doing that because that gives my friends rights to come over and use me for my PS3" or some shit
I guess he just doesn't love his step brother enough to buy a second controller even though I love him enough to walk around in a jizz covered hoodie =[


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purpngold49er xjt i can help you too dumbass im about to be 26
Omgsports2 yea your a 26 year old who talks about sports with 19 year olds who you uses to prostitute out as spammers on a gaming website, lets not forget you but fake jerseys out of vans, you need to get out of the house and find a better life u hikkomori prick



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