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Og Bubba Kush i heard a cj reference

some random famaly og was talking to another og and said "you know og johnson stubborn as hell", also denise is franklins aunt and that was cjs girlfriend.
xjt22 i heard hes in the game
Og Bubba Kush no sign of him in gta 4 it said he died in a newspaper
atresac that's dumb. how could cj fit into a newspaper???


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L9 I HATE YOU!!!!
BNet overrated band
atresac I don't think you understand the amount of time, effort, and talent that goes into producing an I HATE YOU!!!! song.

Recently, We have been hard at work proving the existence of the Higgs Boson particle, and utilizing its unique physical attributes to provide more resonance during the recording process. Additionally, We have been producing artificial black holes, and record the drum tracks within the event horizon, the time-warping properties allowing Us to play in time signatures that do not actually exist in this reality.

Furthermore, every note We transcribe onto paper is diligently studied, tested, and peer reviewed by Ourselves and all of Our past musical instructors and teachers, including, but not limited to, Master Splinter, Jesus, Mozart (not the one most of you are familiar with, but of a parallel dimension, which the aforementioned time signatures are native to), Lord English, Kratos, and [NAME REDACTED], Emissary to the Noble Circle of The Elder Gods of The Farthest Ring.

Please, before you talk about "overrated bands," do a little bit of research.


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mistero della mente i'd fuck that cock


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Past NDF suggestion

bring back thumbs down
Punisher2 the people want

the people want
BNet if by "the people" you mean "pun and past"


the two worst "the people" on the site
mistero della mente make a button that decides if we want a thumbs down button
mistero della mente then give that button a thumbs down button so we can thumbs down it


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Crystal CREAM ON ME
atresac when you're not strooong
Crystal I'll be yo friend.
L9 I'll help you caaarrryy oooonn
Crystal Good work guys, now really, who wants to cream on me?


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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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Grecian no, she got me a bunch of stuff that was all pretty sweet. i mean, i probably would have bought her more but i havent had money in goddamn 4 weeks because i spent all my money on christmas presents and my phone bill and gas.

what an awful holiday. whoever created it should be crucified.
L9 the romans are 2000 years ahead of you


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Punisher2 Pans labyrinth

9/10

awesome movie very awesome

tho the ending was kinda silly but it was nice
BNet I prefer the prequel, "Peter's Very Easy-To-Navigate Chamber"
Punisher2 Lol
BNet Thanks for the laughing : - )
russo that actually made me laugh bnet
bnet Thanks for the laughing : - )
Rinoa the eyeless monster is the scariest thing I've ever seen.
magikarp that's what girls say when i pull down my pants


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Grecian have to get my gf a valentines day present

for tonight.

might do dick in a box. the gift that keeps on giving an giving and giving. for 45 seconds. then it has given all its got.
mistero della mente get her a new boyfriend


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amir25atw hussain ftw
L9 hussain
amir25atw I'm just going to assume you were a hall monitor who took his job to seriously in school and leave it at that.
L9 just a nazi when it comes to spelling
L9 As in I advocate the systematic elimination of people who cannot spell by means of death camps


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BNet THE RACE FOR PURPLE.

The first person to get 10 people from omegle.com to post will get to post with Purple.

So far the only person who has got ANYONE is Mistero.

He has 2 referrals already. GO GO GO GO GO
Runescape I showed up where's the continental breakfast.


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Yellow Jr. I always see L9 as a skinny dude with long hair who everyone just likes
L9 I'm not exactly skinny, and only a few people ever admitted to liking me
L9 Also I hope this doesn't turn into another "20-25 friends" deal :s
atresac l9 tell us how many friends you have.
magikarp I'm one of your friends, right L9?
Yellow Jr. I'm one of your friends, right L9?
L9 Karp is.

Yellow, shut up.
atresac Yellow, I consider you my friend.
atresac LOL jk get the fuck out.
magikarp Yellow, if it makes you feel any better, if satan ever dangled you and my dog over a pit of boiling lava and he gave me a choice to save you or my dog, I'd choose my dog.


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atresac horse mask at school

so i brought my horse mask to school today and wore it in sociology. i'm usually (read: always) the first one there because the bus drops me off about half an hour before class starts, so i just sorta sit there with the mask on making everyone's day a bit more surreal as they walk in. the teacher got a kick out of it but said i had to take it off during the lesson >:(

my visual art teacher on the other hand let me wear it the entire class. and i did.

then i had to go to the school convenience store to buy scantrons, and i had the mask in my hand and set it on the counter when i signed the receipt. the girl working the cash register (who had this shirt showing off these giant tits) asks me "ok, i probably don't wanna know but.... what is that"

"it's my other face"

"oh, ok"

and that's the end of that conversation.

and as i walk out some girl asks me, while i'm holding the mask "are you a horse?" and i just look at her all matter-of-factly "do i LOOK like a horse?"

also some older lady saw me with it next to me on the bench and got a real kick out of it and said she wanted one of her own.
atresac i also wore it to:

work

i waited at the bus stop dancing with the mask on, with cars honking at me when they drive by. when i get to work i dance in and pick up my paycheck, my managers not quite knowing what to make of me. when i got changed into my work clothes and put the mask in my bag, they asked why i had a mask and i said "what mask?" and then told them they must mean my twin brother yorick, who has equine facial disorder.

the mall

a bunch of black dudes suggesting that i was tripping balls. i dropped off a job application (my plan was to drop off a bunch and hope one of the store managers had a good enough sense of humor). i had some people ask for hugs and photos when security came and threw me out.

the guy was like "what possessed you to do this"

"giggles"

"well it's not funny"

"it was a little funny"

"no it wasn't"

"not even a little?"

fuck that guy though, it was hilarious


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magikarp Sac

Unblock me from AIM, please, I won't I.M you but just in case you want to talk or something you can just shoot me an I.M.
atresac karp, look

I hope you realize that for the most part, my hostility towards you is all for play. I mean, you're pretty funny and I enjoy reading your posts.

But you kind of get too settled into the mindset of "karp is a faggot, let's treat him like a faggot" to really be able to effectively get out of it. I mean, we all act like assholes to kaz, but he's not really that bad. It's just how we're used to treating him, so we treat him that way regardless. It's nothing personal.

Nah just kidding, I really do hate you a whole lot and would probably smirk quietly to myself if I heard you had died. I'd burst out laughing if I heard it was painful.


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

0/19
L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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atresac wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.
atresac this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.
Punisher2 more like avatar part 2 rite


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~dr_dude love~ School

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Past You probably have no friends


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amir25atw Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk

For a week

0/10
L9 I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
amir25atw Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho


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atresac hating past has gotten to played up

I'm gonna be his friend ironically now.
BNet I'm gonna be his friend ironically, but then like.. i'm so ironic that i'm going to go back to hating him, so people will be like "oh, you hate past like everyone else?" and i'll say "that's what the conformists WANT you to think."


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magikarp I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
nizzarf you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
magikarp ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
atresac more like your forum was left 4 dead


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xXmikeDusXx I have troubles with forum

I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
mistero della mente invert your computer's polaric beam
BNet run into your computer monitor at full speed.
Punisher2 Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it


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Grecian i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.

true story.


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magikarp how many points does my fleshlight get


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xjt22 Russel wilson is a cute indian


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L9 holy SHIT past you are the biggest PUSSY i've ever seen

so for everyone else, past eventually does drive up to my house. i hear a car pull up and some honking. so i go check the window.

i see past with some friends in the car, and past pulls out an AK. so he points DIRECTLY at me, fires, and the bullet literally goes backward through his car's other window. i hear it ricochet off a nearby house, then somewhere else. suddenly the other car window fucking smashes open and i see one of his friends fall over. past starts crying and screaming "CALL THE FUCKIN' POLICE NIGGA! HE DYIN'!" so here I take advantage of the situation and walk outside and up to his car. he keeps looking back at his friend worriedly, then to me, shaking and crying. i walk right up to the window and slap him in the face. he pulls the AK out again but I grab it and toss it on the ground. past lunges for the wheel and tries to start the car up again, shouting to his other friend in the driver seat "MOVE OUT THE WAY MOVE OUT THE WAY". the car kind of lurches forward and stops, and just as that happens his driver friend's pants accidentally unzip and past's mouth falls RIGHT onto his dick. the friend is trying to floor the gas and the car is doing this jerky forward-brake thing, causing past's head to bob up and down over his friend's cock. finally they get the car going and speed off into the distance.

don't EVER come to my house again you little pussy ass bitch.


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BNet MMBN3 CONTINUED AT 12:30PM

I left off right before some SERIOUS SHIT GOES DOWN so :3
Grecian shit that's 20 minute.

im gonna miss the first 40 minutes or so. how much gameplay do you have left? it has to be at least 10 hours right?
BNet uhh probably 8
Grecian still lots of time left then. i wont miss the ending.
BNet hopefully the ending will make enough sense for you =[
Grecian im struggling to keep up with the plot.

so far i get that a sarcastic humanoid duck is sucked from his world to earth in order to battle alien invaders.


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magikarp My xbox overheats within 20 minutes of playing

NOTHING'S AROUND IT OKAY FUCK THIS SHIT I'M THINKING ABOUT JUST RECORDING ME SMASHING IT TO FUCKING BITS BECAUSE IF I CAN'T PLAY 2K I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT
xjt22 can i have it
BNet can i sniff it
Yellow Jr. can I fuck it
Punisher2 can i throw it


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BNet yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
Grecian you were a second to slow though, bnet.

if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.

think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries


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L9 May I speak to the administator of this internet forum-board?

My children browse this "board", and an extremely rude "user" by the name of "BNet" is rampantly tossing around profane words as if they meant nothing.

This is very un-Christian and rather careless to boot! May I request that this "user" be banned permanently from this bulletin board web forum?

Thank you and kind regards,
Mr. Asher
t-asher@aol.com
punisher2 yes we will ban bnet.

TANK U COME AGAIN!
BNet (banned) DAMN YOU, ASHER!! There will come a day!!


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atresac hey mistero

why'd you block me pal.
mistero della mente i also defriended you on facebook

i hope we can still be friends



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