|Yellow Jr.||Hey karp
Can you teach me some Spanish
|magikarp||That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".|
|magikarp||Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.|
|BNet||Why are people so fucking loud in the library
HEY!!!! OH HEY I'M ON THE PHONE!!! WHATS THAT??? YOU NEED DIRECTIONS TO WHAT??!?!?!? OH HEY LET ME GET THEM UP HERE FOR YOU!?!? WHATS THAT? A FUNNY JOKE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAOFMAOFMAOFMOAFMLAFMAO Go kill yourself.
|punisher2||Lol, because in the library your supposed to be quiet so naturally people are loud XDDD|
|BNet||This library isn't "supposed" to be quiet because nobody does shit to enforce peace and quiet. Everyone talks so fucking loudly. This one chick is fucking SCREAMING into the phone. Everyone around her is laughing at her behind her back.|
|mistero della mente||bnet adheres to the rules put in place for social and public locations such as the library. another is the cinema.|
|BNet||If I were slightly more obnoxious I'd pretend to answer my phone and be even louder, saying things like "HEY BUDDY. YEAH I'M ON THE PHONE WITH YOU. YEAH THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT BRO. YEAH. YEAH THAT'S COOL. OH YEAH? OH HEY NEAT." and just stare her right in the face as I talked.|
|D||I'm almost 100% convinced of this, I could be wrong, but
Past and L9 are the same person. I can go into details but not now
|magikarp||Where the fuck have you been? L9 told BNet he was Past when Past was banned so "Past" could be unbanned.|
|BNet||I know for a fact that L9 isn't REALLY Past; I knew he only said that to get Past unbanned because, in reality, I am Past and L9 didn't want me to remain banned.|
BNet=Past, and Past=L9. So BNet=L9 as well.
This must mean Karp=Amir.
|BNet||No, BNet = Past, but Past != L9. L9 only pretended to be Past so Past would be unbanned; but in reality, I am Past. He wanted ME to be unbanned, so he tricked me into believing he was Past and I was not.|
|BNet||What the.. I just checked the IPs... and every single one of them is my IP..
oh my god, i've been living in a complete fabrication
|BNet||can anyone hear me?? OH GOD IT'S BEEN ME THIS WHOLE TIME|
|BNet||THIS SITE HAS ONE MEMBER AND I'M ALL ALONE, OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME ESCAPE THIS LONELINESS|
|magikarp||Stop talking to yourself, me.|
|BNet||GOD I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE!!!|
|D||Hey Steve, it's me Steve. Ya having fun?|
|magikarp||Gotta problem? You can tell me it on AIM and I can see if I can help. My AIM's deseraimp.|
|BNet||WHY DO I FORCE MYSELF TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS|
|L9||Taking the QA down
I've decided to take the QA down. It's been a fun run but its purpose has been served.
|punisher2||wait this is a godarn april fools isnt it|
|BNet||oh no, prank of the year|
|BNet||but then it'll stay down tomorrow|
|BNet||and people will be all whoa why is it still down?? i guess it WASN'T an april fools prank? and L9 is gonna be all "hey i got the attention i was looking for "|
|BNet||i appreciate the QA|
|amir25atw||Man I remember having sleep paralysis twice:
Once I woke up mentally but I thought I was having a fucking seizure, and until I found out about sleep paralysis I thought it was a seizure.
The second time was during an episode of Seinfeld. Holy shit I got horrible anxiety because all I could hear was Seinfelds voice but there was literally nothing I could do about it.
|Amir25atw||Well i was gonna put
i never knew george bush said this to The USA 3 days after September 11th 2001
"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon."
Haha thats pretty badass
|L9||He should have said "But we, the US government, perpetrated 9/11!"
Because it's true. I've done a lot of research and 9/11 was definitely an inside job.
|punisher2||have any of you ever seen the movie
World trade center
its based on actual firefighters who got stuck under the buildings
|L9||See, that's the thing. How could they have been stuck under the buildings after the buildings had already collapsed?
The whole thing is just a big conspiracy, and the American public is eating it all up.
|BNet||Yeah it's true, I heard the WTC never even existed because the government.|
|L9||Yeah, fucking this. Seriously.
I went to so-called "Ground Zero" and guess what. No fucking buildings there.
|Amir25atw||Venom was a beast|
|BNet||Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.|
|Unknown 1337||Past I'm tired of your shit
Im calling your ass out nigga im about to spank you lyrically
|mistero della mente||shut up and go away. you have been doing those word-association games of yours for the attention which no one on here gave you but i am going to indulge your need. you are so bad at what you are trying to do, the only applicable equivalent to the monstrosity of your 'raps' would be a blind man who's not just blind because of bad eyesight but his eyes were removed from his skull describing what a painting looks like. the past 30 years of musical concerts dedicated to feeding the homeless children in third world countries should have been dedicated to getting you to stop thinking you are black, even though you're like 13. the awfulness of your 'rapping' would have been foretold so those helping to feed the homeless could instead prepare for the introduction of your abhorrent use of the english language trying to form a coherent rap with actual verses that aren't a jumbled up piece of dog shit on a stick. if you were alive two thousand years ago and you posted those 'raps' on ndf, instead of crucifying jesus for what they considered to be his blasphemous beliefs, they would have crucified you instead. go away|
|punisher2||ohh okay. im gonna start using Google chrome to see how many words i can find.
maybe if we get a long enough list we can send them to google ; p
|atresac||maybe you can suck my dick|
|BNet||i bet people have done that already honestly lol|
|atresac||yeah, you were one of them.|
|BNet||i didn't send anything to google itself|
|atresac||I meant suck my cock.,|
|atresac||i remember when i was a kid at my grandparents' house i would watch nick at nite and three's company would be on and they used the word hooker and i asked my grandma what it was and she got mad at my grandpa because she thought i learned it from him so the next day she bought a gun and shot him and then shot herself and as she was dying i said i learned it from three's company and she said you shouldn't have been watching television that late by the way there are lunchables in the fridge
my grandma always bought lunchables whenever i came over
|Punisher2||u guys should be lost on and island together
it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
|mistero della mente||i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay|
|Punisher2||i'd fuck a tree before going that way|
|mistero della mente||bnet
i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
|BNet||i will stream anti-minecraft|
|BNet||you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.|
|Grecian||also if those are the starters in the pic there they look dumb as hell.|
|BNet||i'm not so upset about them :3|
|mistero della mente||why not|
|BNet||be..cause they're really not that bad?|
|mistero della mente||no, they just look atrociously atrocious. people were paid to make them and you could find fingerless chinese children stitching fake designer clothes together with their toes who draw better ideas then those|
|L9||wisdom teeth removal
who here has already
|atresac||I hear it increases your chances of dying within the next year by 68%|
|Grecian||i went to school who got them removed and two weeks later she got hit by a bus and now she's crippled.|
|Yellow Jr.||Now that you mention it, my grandfather died of cancer 2 years after getting his removed. ;x|
|Punisher2||i hear that old people who got them removed in there youth are now dead so..|
|Punisher2||name the first word that comes to your head
no i dont know why.
|Punisher2||dont be a murderer|
|Past||id go to jail for assault, attempted murder, and manslaughter|
|Past||there is a shooting every day here, and im sure their is a shooting in detriot, chicago, d.c, baltimore everyday as well.|
|Past||thats what happens when there is too many homos|
|xjt22||Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."|
|Magikarp||I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)
More like rock lobster! Amirite?
|mistero della mente||i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.|
|encore 4||xD This is awful.
One of my best friends, has fucked up their lifes. In the end she's pregnant and stupid for many more reasons than one. I always told my other friends that I was going to push her down some stairs and save her from this mistake. Well today I found out she fell down some stairs. hahhhh. The baby's okay, which is good cause she's pretty far along.But this just makes me laugh.
|amir25atw||Yea but it's not funny soooooo i wouldn't be surprised if you've tortured someone in the woods before.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|Grecian||i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
|Past||i met grecian before any of you actually
who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
|L9||syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing|
|L9||i think the guy was super gay.|
|amir25atw||NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK
When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
|BNet||i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
|L9||ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE|
|Grecian||annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny|
|Rinoa||If this is another zubat, I'm going to...
THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM
|BNet||Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3|
|atresac||A paras? that's hot.|
|mistero della mente||well so far from the caymen islands we have had
Those two girls
this is an awful track record
|BNet||those two girls weren't cayminian
although i did caminian them several times.
|Grecian||the feeling of relief when
you've been working on a school project for almost two months and it doesnt seem like theres ever going to be an end in sight ever and then finally you put it together and bam you can start to see what the finished product will look like and even though you're not done yet you can see the light at the end of the tunnel and it looks fucking delicious.
25 pages of glorious cake / 10
|mistero della mente||i had hot dogs for my breakfast today|
|ENZO||What the hell
HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
|mistero della mente||cruci-|
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|L9||May I speak to the administator of this internet forum-board?
My children browse this "board", and an extremely rude "user" by the name of "BNet" is rampantly tossing around profane words as if they meant nothing.
This is very un-Christian and rather careless to boot! May I request that this "user" be banned permanently from this bulletin board web forum?
Thank you and kind regards,
|punisher2||yes we will ban bnet.
TANK U COME AGAIN!
|BNet (banned)||DAMN YOU, ASHER!! There will come a day!!|
|~!unknown1337i~||Crunchy cheez doodles or crunchy cheetos
|atresac||nobody wants you to continue posting on this website|
|atresac||that's not true, i do!|
|atresac||just kidding, that was still me. i wanted to make you feel better, but then i changed my mind|
|magikarp||does the shut up karp bot work on posts?|
|Automated Shut up Karp Bot||shut up karp|
|amir25atw||Going to tennessee be back friday
Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!