|Grecian||on the subject of kim kardashian
whether you like her face or not you'd still do her because she has a great body and is probably better in bed than any girl you'll ever be with so i dont believe any of you who say you wouldnt.
if you're going to have a thread like that then at least have someone who is not a no contest like jessica biel or something.
|BNet||grecian, i wouldn't even touch her and i mean that with complete honesty.|
|Grecian||you're biased because she's a slutty dumb celebrity. which is understandable.
but i mean, in an alternate reality where she was not a celebrity, just a normal girl, you knew her and she was into you, and she looked exactly the way she does now.
you still wouldnt?
|BNet||i'm just not attracted to her, sorry|
|Grecian||oh i get it. and i mean, fair enough.
what about george clooney?
|mistero della mente||i once heard there was a young girl in hospital dying from notlaughingitis she was hooked up to all these machines and having multiple injections daily but it was only slowing down her death and not saving her, so one of the doctors as a last attempt to save her life called kaz up. kaz went straight to the hospital as soon as the doctor told him what was happening, walked into the little girl's room, tapped her heart rating machine and said "is this thing on?!". the girl laughed the hardest she had ever done. kaz had saved her.|
|Icarus||Yeah, of course. I have a social life, instant lynching. "HE DISAGREES WITH ME HE'S CLEARLY A FAGGOT BOOHOO" Grow some balls.|
|atresac||oh no for sure. i bet you have lots of friends too?
tell me how many friends you have.
|Icarus||Off the top of my head, 20-25. Thats just the people I call my friends, more people know me than I remember, my memory is utter shit, I forget peoples names and faces all the time.
Not that this makes any difference to you, because you're just gonna snigger like a child and accuse me of lieing because you have no idea who I am, and you've clearly not picked up on the whole "Icarus is a troll, every post he makes is insulting someone, because he finds it fun" thing.
|BNet||HOLY SHIT he has 20 to 25 friends, that's a lot of friends! And those are probably just people he /considers/ friends. There are probably many other people who consider themselves his friend, but he doesn't really like them a whole lot; I mean he /pretends/ to like them to keep up appearances but you know.. they're not your real bros.|
|atresac||Oh wow, that's a lot of friends, man. You're really social, I can tell.
And oh my gosh you're a troll? Haha, boy do I sure feel silly now! Being told by a troll that he's a troll! Golly-gee-willickers.
|Icarus||You all bored me about 20 replies ago.|
Don't kid yourself, you read every last reply.
Aloud, to approximately 20 - 25 people off the top of your head.
|Icarus||Yeah, you caught me. This oughta teach me to answer questions when someone asks them.|
|BNet||Right, because he was totally, DEFINITELY asking that question out of seriousness and wasn't just getting you to answer to prove a point about your hilarious insecurities. You're totally right bro. You're definitely smart and definitely awesome.|
|L9||Taking the QA down
I've decided to take the QA down. It's been a fun run but its purpose has been served.
|punisher2||wait this is a godarn april fools isnt it|
|BNet||oh no, prank of the year|
|BNet||but then it'll stay down tomorrow|
|BNet||and people will be all whoa why is it still down?? i guess it WASN'T an april fools prank? and L9 is gonna be all "hey i got the attention i was looking for "|
|BNet||i appreciate the QA|
|BNet||did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face|
|L9||no he just took it out of the frame on his wall|
|Punisher2||name the first word that comes to your head
no i dont know why.
|Punisher2||dont be a murderer|
|Past||id go to jail for assault, attempted murder, and manslaughter|
|Past||there is a shooting every day here, and im sure their is a shooting in detriot, chicago, d.c, baltimore everyday as well.|
|Past||thats what happens when there is too many homos|
|atresac||starting on the first
my mom is going to be gone for three weeks.
what awesome stuff should I do with the place to myself.
|Grecian||id start by bringing all my stuff in my room to my living room so i wouldnt have to leave the couch. id set up a badass set up so id have my laptop, extra monitor, xbox and wii surrounding me so i could stream, watch porn and etc on a big screen tv.
id close every window and blind in the house and not wear clothes for 3 weeks.
and personal preferences id have really loud sex to annoy my neighbors and id get drunk as fuck and play on chatroulette by myself.
|Punisher2||kiss my ass knicks suck|
|xjt22||we do suck lol|
|magikarp||There are cupcakes in the kitchen
And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
|BNet||Play russian roulette.|
|L9||And start with six bullets instead of one.|
|mistero della mente||bnet
why do you play mc on hardcore
doesnt it just piss you off that once you're dead you're dead and all the hard working and building and stuff has gone to waste
i'd never died in hardcore before, though, until yesterday. it was a really bizarre feeling; i wasn't even angry. i just felt really sad, and it almost felt like i actually died IRL, but i got to reflect on "all the things i still wanted to do" (with the save) and stuff.. really a strange feeling. i actually preserved the file just to walk around the server so i could 'say goodbye', and it was really surreal.. i honestly felt like a ghost walking around, like i couldn't interact with anything.. then i just let it go and never opened it again
|atresac||are you sure you're not confusing minecraft with that time you almost drowned in the toilet|
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
|BNet||Failing a chem test
|ENZO||That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?|
|mistero della mente||pokemon heartgold
|BNet||Pokemon Soul Silver: 9.7/10
Pokemon Heart Gold: 6.5/10
|mistero della mente||HeartGold has Growlithe/Arcanine so that already makes HeartGold higher rated.|
|BNet||Soul silver was just... so well-made.. genius.
Heart gold was surprisingly very disappointing.
|mistero della mente||you've actually played both of them?|
|L9||I thought Soul Silver's story was totally lacking, while Heart Gold's was breathtaking beyond words. Don't know what you're talking about, NM.|
|BNet||L9 you're a fucking idiot if you honestly believe that. Are you sure you didnt' mix them up?|
|punisher2||the stories are different???
clue me in fellows.
never knew this.
|Amir25atw||hey i never knew that Cops was all staged
|BNet||Link or it didn't happen.|
|L9||It is? That would be a shame.|
|amir25atw||no lol i just left to my room after posting that i figured id come back in 5 mins and say "jk" but i forgot :/|
|amir25atw||Bnet i had you shitting your pants dont lie|
I haven't been here in about a year. This place sure looks different...
|NSR||BNet, don't flame me, either. :P|
|L9||BNet is no longer the admin here, actually. This guy named Exdeath was made administrator while for now BNet is just a global moderator. Exdeath is the one who made the new layout though.|
|NSR||Mother fucker! I'm not on the top 20 members list anymore!
|L9||You're gonna have to take that up with Exdeath. He runs the show now.|
|Exdeath||I'll put you in the top 20 members list if you suck my cock.
And I mean that from the bottom of my cock.
I run the show now.
Shut up L9.
|L9||I'm so sorry, Exdeath!!! I was being incredibly foolish. Please, please don't ban me!!|
|Exdeath||Lick my asshole clean for the next 6 weeks and I will deeply consider not banning you.
And I'm not kidding at all.
|L9||User: L9 has been banned by Exdeath.
Reason: Get off my site.
|Exdeath||My asshole is still dirty, and something had to be done about it. Sorry, faggot.|
|Exdeath||If you keep it up I'll have to IP ban you.
A third offense will lead to me contacting your ISP and getting your internet connection cut.
Unless, of course, you fulfill your promise of sterilizing my asshole with your mouth.
|atresac||bnet when the FUCK are you going to STREAM some GODDAMN zelDA|
|BNet||probably not tonight|
|atresac||I'm going to rip out your mouth.|
|Past||am i a bully|
|BNet||no, bullies have an impact on people|
|BNet||you're more like a loaf of bread|
|Punisher2||the heartbleed bug?
A newly discovered bug in widely used Web encryption technology has affected many major websites. The security bug, named Heartbleed, may impact secure Web servers. Cox Web services including MyAccount, MyConnection, Webmail, Internet Tools, and Phone Tools are not impacted by this issue. For more information, visit
this from my isp though you pals might wanna check out ur stuff though!
|BNet||It affected NDForums as well.
I'm sorry guys, but all of your credit cards have been stolen by me, BNet.
|BNet||Pun, I am enjoying an all-expense paid trip to the Bahamas as we speak.|
|BNet||Pun, for that sarcastic remark, I am traveling to all competing resorts in the area and booking non-refundable suites for dates spanning the next 6 weeks.|
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|encore 4||xD This is awful.
One of my best friends, has fucked up their lifes. In the end she's pregnant and stupid for many more reasons than one. I always told my other friends that I was going to push her down some stairs and save her from this mistake. Well today I found out she fell down some stairs. hahhhh. The baby's okay, which is good cause she's pretty far along.But this just makes me laugh.
|amir25atw||Yea but it's not funny soooooo i wouldn't be surprised if you've tortured someone in the woods before.|
|magikarp||My xbox overheats within 20 minutes of playing
NOTHING'S AROUND IT OKAY FUCK THIS SHIT I'M THINKING ABOUT JUST RECORDING ME SMASHING IT TO FUCKING BITS BECAUSE IF I CAN'T PLAY 2K I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT
|xjt22||can i have it|
|BNet||can i sniff it|
|Yellow Jr.||can I fuck it|
|Punisher2||can i throw it|
|xjt22||Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."|
I've had enough of all the stupid abuse I take from all you guys. Always telling me to eat your shit and kiss the fattest parts of your assholes and being mean to me, I don't need to take this shit!
L9, I've had it up to here with you pointing out all of my minor spelling errors to make yourself feel better about yourself! go see your therapist about it! you suck!
mistero, I'm sick of you being british ALL OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE, and every time someone just politely asks you to not be so british, you just KEEP DOING IT and then tell me to do obscene acts to you. Get a life!
Bnet, I've had enough of you always telling me to die and kill myself! Guess what? I don't want to! In fact, why don't YOU kill yourself instead you worthless piece of shit? And no, I will not EVER eat a smorgasbord full of nigger balls, stop asking!
karp, kiss my fucking ass.
I'm leaving this forum forever because I've had enough of all the constant abuse!
|atresac||hey guys I'm back, sorry about that outburst a while back, I don't know what came over me.|
|amir25atw||i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"|
|magikarp||Why so dead?
|ENZO||cause BNet unbanned you :(|
|Luke||so i left my hat at some sluts house
get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
|amir25atw||dont go to sluts houses maybe|
|xjt22||So many ways i can go with this.|
|LottoBot||Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
|Dan||Back in your cage.|
|punisher2||hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!|
|magikarp||Can I just ya know, have a show of hands who would have sex with this girl|
|BNet||fake tan thinks she's the shit horrible awful shirt, i will not raise my hand|
|magikarp||LMFAO WHAT A FUCKING LIAR!!!|
|BNet||truly a no for me, sorry|
|magikarp||If she didn't have a fake tan and an awful shirt would you fuck her?|
|BNet||i don't know, what's she like?|
|magikarp||Who cares, I asked if you'd fuck her not make love|
|magikarp||Is that a yes?|
|BNet||nope, personality counts even if it's just fucking, sorry|
|magikarp||If she had a fucking fantastic personality; like, if she played pokemon and laughed at all of your shitty jokes would you fuck her?|
|BNet||eh doesn't really cover it|
|magikarp||Listen pal, I'm just asking if you'd fuck, I'm not asking for a marriage here!|
|BNet||sex before marriage is wrong|
She plays Minecraft, Pokemon, Earthbound, Zelda. She laughs at all your jokes, and she has great humor. She's smart too, and sweet, and she swallowed
now would you fuck her
|BNet||i dunno, depends on what kinda connection we have, yknow?|
|magikarp||The connection that a 21 year old and a 13 year old shouldn't have! AWWWWWWWW SHIT!
"Hey there, Steve, I'm Karp Hansen with Dateline NBC, Why don't you take a seat over here!"
|BNet||hey man she said 19!|
|mistero della mente||pokemon live action movie
|BNet||oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
|mistero della mente||are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?|
|BNet||no, real pokemon|
|mistero della mente||losing my apostraphe key
is really annoying.
|punisher2||itd be funny if you lost the period button|
|mistero della mente||id use commas for fullstops then, see easy,|
|punisher2||what if all your punctuation marks were robbed|
|mistero della mente||whos gonna steal my punctuation????|
|punisher2||a fella who likes run on sentences?|