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| Yellow Jr. | i'm not gay but there's something about sonics cum... |
| Yellow Jr. | please respond |
| ~dr_dude love~ | im going to stream anything you use want! PIC NAO |
| ~dr_dude love~ | fuck, you guys* |
| BNet | well fuck you too! |
| mistero della mente | Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3 |
| BNet | mario sunshine |
| mistero della mente | i never liked it. |
| BNet | well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live |
| xjt22 | Look at me i'm L9 im an angry racist! i'm mad at hitler so i take it out on black guys oh oh oh nigger soup nigger tits nigger dick!!!! im just one racist fucker and i suck on ole bnets racist dick!!!! |
| BNet | my dick isn't racist |
| L9 | wait what |
| BNet | xjt thinks my dick is racist, that's all |
| NSR | What the? I haven't been here in about a year. This place sure looks different... |
| NSR | BNet, don't flame me, either. :P |
| L9 | BNet is no longer the admin here, actually. This guy named Exdeath was made administrator while for now BNet is just a global moderator. Exdeath is the one who made the new layout though. |
| NSR | Mother fucker! I'm not on the top 20 members list anymore! u_u |
| L9 | You're gonna have to take that up with Exdeath. He runs the show now. |
| Exdeath | I'll put you in the top 20 members list if you suck my cock. And I mean that from the bottom of my cock. I run the show now. Shut up L9. |
| L9 | I'm so sorry, Exdeath!!! I was being incredibly foolish. Please, please don't ban me!! |
| Exdeath | Lick my asshole clean for the next 6 weeks and I will deeply consider not banning you. And I'm not kidding at all. |
| L9 | User: L9 has been banned by Exdeath. Reason: Get off my site. |
| Exdeath | My asshole is still dirty, and something had to be done about it. Sorry, faggot. |
| Exdeath | If you keep it up I'll have to IP ban you. A third offense will lead to me contacting your ISP and getting your internet connection cut. Unless, of course, you fulfill your promise of sterilizing my asshole with your mouth. |
| mistero della mente | Singularity sounds P NEAT [tl;dr] 6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT |
| BNet | you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell |
| mistero della mente | how about you download my shit right into your mouth |
| BNet | server not found motherfucker |
| BNet | fuck you karp. seriously fuck every inch of you. |
| mistero della mente | yeah, fuck darkhiei |
| darkhiei | the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?! |
| amir25atw | "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries" |
| mistero della mente | you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does |
| Past | Karp my lil sister could take you. |
| magikarp | how old's your little sister? |
| Past | 8 |
| amir25atw | I'm going to fuck your sister |
| atresac | NDF fuckstistics not counting this post, NDFers have used the word "fuck" or some variation in: 366 subjects 349 messages 2953 replies a total of 3668 times since the addition of mysql (890 days) that means NDF says "fuck" around 4.12 times per day. |
| atresac | also: "kill yourself" has been used 67 times. |
| mistero della mente | pokemon live action movie I lold |
| BNet | oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[ except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah |
| mistero della mente | are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did? |
| BNet | no, real pokemon |
| amir25atw | Sac if you pass up on ari garcia i am going to punch you in the face unless its the karp bitch |
| magikarp | Why was I brought up |
| amir25atw | LOL I SAID THE KARP BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I MEANT TO WRITE karp LOLLLLLL i think its because karps always like "im karp im karp" runnin down the road "im karp im karp" with his shirt of screamin "im karp im karp" at his wedding yelling "im karp im karp" in his deathbed blinking "im karp im karp" But the Tarintino-twist was that he was never karp at all........ |
| amir25atw | LMFAOOOOOOOO I PUT KARP AGAIN LOLLLLLLL I MEANT TO PUT karp AGAIN |
| amir25atw | karp |
| amir25atw | motherfucker |
| BNet | decimic, that does it. i'm only going to say this once, so you better listen up. remember that one time you were telling me you enjoy the Washington Capitals? they're your favorite hockey team? okay well listen up, because i've had it up to here with your shit. you like the capitals, huh? i have an idea, how about you just take a giant capital I and shove that right up your A. i'm fucking sick of hearing you go on and on about the Washington Capitals, it's just getting to the point where i feel like taking the entire state of washington, gluing it to a battering ram, and just running full-steam ahead and cramming it tightly up your bugglewutts. if you don't stop telling me every day about how much you love the Washington Capitals, I will make sure you never shit in a public niggernaggers for the rest of your life. decimic, i am giving you to the count of ten to pack your belongings, and stop shitting all over yourself. all over yourself. you understand? that does it. if you don't say "i understand" in the next 10 seconds, i'm going to... alright that does it. you're dead. i can't fucking stand it anymore, decimic. i've given you plenty of chances and i've just had it up to here with your horse shit. if you don't immediately apologize for all this FUCKING BULLSHIT you've put me through, i swear to god i'm going to just absolutely LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT. alright listen here buddy. don't you ever fucking ignore me like that again. okay, listen. that does it. i'm calling your university and i'm telling them how much you've fucking PISSED ME OFF. okay, i'm calling them right now. good news, decimic, you're EXPELLED!!! the dean of your college just said he was so disgusted by your behavior towards me that he doesn't even WANT YOU BACK!!!! HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU!!!!! he said "tell decimic..... that he better not ever set foot on my university grounds again, or i'm going to eat his shit with a straw" and i asked him politely to be less graphic, but to no avail. also i called the National Office of Transferring Credits to Other Universities (the NOTCOQ) and they said none of your credits will transfer because they are SO FUCKING DISGUSTED BY THE WAY YOU CONSTANTLY ACT. AND CAN YOU BLAME THEM??!?!?! REALLY LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK YOURSELF. CAN YOU BLAME THEM???????????? Do not ever tell me about how much you love the Washington Capitals again, or so help me god, I will write another message just like this, and it will not be pretty. it will be just as non pretty as this one. i'm not even kidding. you think i'm kidding, but i'm not. decimic, that does it. i've had enough. i'm never speaking to you again. |
| real_decimic | But I'm a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. I never said I liked the capitals. And for the record, I go on and on about Sonic the Hedgehog. |
| Punisher2 | dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face |
| Grecian | lol you sound retarded pun. what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife? |
| mistero della mente | bnet, idea turn ndforums into a dating website. |
| Grecian | this is a brilliant idea i will update my profile. |
| BNet | i lold |
| Grecian | profile is updated. who is first |
| Magikarp | LOL Grecian. |
| mistero della mente | i lol'd too |
| atresac | lol@this entire post |
| atresac | NDF would be a great dating site if we had a single female member |
| BNet | your profile rules also, heartbreakhotel... <3 |
| yofter mofter kofter | I am alive. *sigh* yeah.. |
| magikarp | That's too bad, try to fix it. |
| L9 | two trains pull into a station one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day" the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!" |
| ~dr_dude love~ | since everyone is here im going to stream friday the 13th |
| Past | Sunday the 11th |
| Good one Past | Yep |
| BNet | LOL... worth the read, I promise deseraimp (10:58:51 PM): http://www.ndforums.com/forum/msg.php?id=90514 deseraimp (10:58:52 PM): okay let me just deseraimp (10:58:53 PM): you're deseraimp (10:58:54 PM): you're kidding right josh has a posse (10:59:01 PM): no deseraimp (10:59:03 PM): ...... deseraimp (10:59:04 PM): you are deseraimp (10:59:06 PM): you can't be not josh has a posse (10:59:12 PM): I'm not deseraimp (10:59:14 PM): ........ deseraimp (10:59:14 PM): how deseraimp (10:59:15 PM): like deseraimp (10:59:16 PM): how josh has a posse (10:59:16 PM): that would be josh has a posse (10:59:19 PM): really cool deseraimp (10:59:21 PM): ...... deseraimp (10:59:23 PM): giving LINK deseraimp (10:59:25 PM): a MOTORCYCLE? deseraimp (10:59:26 PM): and deseraimp (10:59:27 PM): putting HIM deseraimp (10:59:30 PM): in that fucking world? josh has a posse (10:59:36 PM): dude josh has a posse (10:59:41 PM): you siad yourself it'd be cool! deseraimp (10:59:49 PM): as a ZELDA GAME?! deseraimp (10:59:50 PM): fuck no! josh has a posse (10:59:55 PM): dude josh has a posse (10:59:55 PM): it'd be deseraimp (10:59:57 PM): fuck you. josh has a posse (10:59:59 PM): the EXACT SAME deseraimp (11:00:00 PM): no. josh has a posse (11:00:01 PM): gameplay wise deseraimp (11:00:07 PM): dude deseraimp (11:00:10 PM): that would be like saying deseraimp (11:00:43 PM): "oh hey, you like azumanga daioh, right? oh and you liked the movie, 300? WELL WE'RE GOING TO COMBINE THE TWO!!! AD CHARACTERS WILL HOLD THEIR SCHOOL AGAINST THE JAPANESE ARMY AND THEY WILL ALL DIE!!!!!" josh has a posse (11:01:34 PM): except that'd be completely different =| josh has a posse (11:01:53 PM): zelda is a game series where every game changes the world in some major way, for the most part deseraimp (11:02:45 PM): yeah but that would be overhauling the ENTIRE VIBE that the series has established since day 1 deseraimp (11:02:49 PM): it would be stupid! josh has a posse (11:02:54 PM): I don't think so josh has a posse (11:03:05 PM): I mean, the world they showed there josh has a posse (11:03:06 PM): in that video deseraimp (11:03:08 PM): well you're wrong! it would be sweet if it weren't marketed as a ZELDA GAME josh has a posse (11:03:16 PM): reminded me a lot of the twilight realm in TP deseraimp (11:03:55 PM): that's like "Harry Potter book 8 is going to take place on Mars! He's going to use his magic powers to defeat the evil Martian Lord Galactinus!" deseraimp (11:04:11 PM): same "basic plot" but just .. fucking stupid deseraimp (11:04:16 PM): fine, make the story but don't make it a harry potter story! josh has a posse (11:04:37 PM): except harry potter is ONE CHARACTER wheras Link is never the same person and etc. deseraimp (11:04:50 PM): that makes no difference! deseraimp (11:04:57 PM): they can still put harry potter on mars! josh has a posse (11:04:59 PM): the entire series is about the same basic story happening lots of times THROUGHOUT HYRULE'S HISTORY deseraimp (11:05:25 PM): yes i get it but that's way too drastically different. HEY LET'S GO BACK 200,000 THOUSAND YEARS IN HYRULE deseraimp (11:05:29 PM): WE'LL PLAY AS HOMO ERECTUS deseraimp (11:05:45 PM): JOSH WILL CERTAINLY BECOME AN ERECTUS HOMO AFTER pLAYING THIS josh has a posse (11:05:46 PM): if they can MAKE IT WORK AND MAKE IT BE FUN josh has a posse (11:05:50 PM): WHO FUCKING CARES deseraimp (11:05:54 PM): I DO! IT'S TOO STUPID deseraimp (11:05:59 PM): THATS WHY THAT VIDEO WAS MADE deseraimp (11:06:00 PM): AS A JOKE deseraimp (11:06:09 PM): BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WOULD BE deseraimp (11:06:11 PM): IF IT WERE REALLY MADE deseraimp (11:06:12 PM): A JOKE. josh has a posse (11:06:15 PM): NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!! josh has a posse (11:06:18 PM): IT'D BE COOL josh has a posse (11:06:23 PM): YOU SAID IT YOURSELF deseraimp (11:06:31 PM): FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! josh has a posse (11:06:39 PM): it'd be Zelda in EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD josh has a posse (11:06:41 PM): THE GAMEPLAY josh has a posse (11:06:43 PM): THE CHARACTERS josh has a posse (11:06:46 PM): THE DUNGEONS josh has a posse (11:06:52 PM): EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! deseraimp (11:06:53 PM): THE GAMEPLAY?!!? deseraimp (11:06:57 PM): YOU'RE USING MOTORCYCLES AND FIREARMS deseraimp (11:06:59 PM): FUCK YOU josh has a posse (11:07:08 PM): PRESS A TO SWING SWORD josh has a posse (11:07:12 PM): PRESS A TO SHOOT GUN josh has a posse (11:07:17 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deseraimp (11:07:20 PM): ah okay so GTA's gameplay deseraimp (11:07:21 PM): is identical deseraimp (11:07:22 PM): to zelda josh has a posse (11:07:22 PM): GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deseraimp (11:07:22 PM): in that deseraimp (11:07:25 PM): "you can do things with buttons" deseraimp (11:07:27 PM): makes perfect sense. josh has a posse (11:07:39 PM): oh yeah because that is exactly what I said deseraimp (11:07:43 PM): oh yeah hey no definitely. josh has a posse (11:08:08 PM): I definitely compared a cosmetic change to the same basic gameplay mechanics to an entirely different genre josh has a posse (11:08:10 PM): no for sure deseraimp (11:08:48 PM): it's STILL TOO DRASTIC OF A CHANGE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL TO THE ORIGINAL VIBE OF THE SERIES deseraimp (11:08:56 PM): HEY LET'S HAVE 15 SIMILARLY-THEMED ZELDA GAMES deseraimp (11:08:57 PM): AND THEN deseraimp (11:08:57 PM): HEY deseraimp (11:08:58 PM): FUCK EM deseraimp (11:08:59 PM): WE'LL JUST deseraimp (11:09:03 PM): SHOOT AHEAD 15,000 YEARS deseraimp (11:09:13 PM): AND MAKE HALO deseraimp (11:09:18 PM): BUT WE'LL REPLACE MASTER CHIEF'S HEAD deseraimp (11:09:19 PM): WITH LINK'S deseraimp (11:09:27 PM): HEY YEA SOUNDS GREAT JIM deseraimp (11:09:29 PM): YOU BIG FAGGOT deseraimp (11:09:31 PM): FUCK YOU JIM deseraimp (11:09:32 PM): !!!! josh has a posse (11:09:33 PM): OH HEY THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN josh has a posse (11:09:50 PM): HEY LET'S TAKE 14 SIMILARLY THEMED GAMES BUT NOW josh has a posse (11:09:54 PM): YOU'RE A PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deseraimp (11:09:57 PM): BUT NOW LET'S josh has a posse (11:09:58 PM): AND THEN josh has a posse (11:10:01 PM): YOU'RE A PIRATE josh has a posse (11:10:04 PM): ON A TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deseraimp (11:10:04 PM): HE WASNT A PIRATE deseraimp (11:10:05 PM): YOU'RE AN IDIOT deseraimp (11:10:07 PM): THATS NOT WHAT IT. deseraimp (11:10:15 PM): WHILE WE'RE AT IT josh has a posse (11:10:18 PM): AND NOW josh has a posse (11:10:18 PM): AND NOW deseraimp (11:10:18 PM): WE'LL HAVE ZELDA: HELL EDITION josh has a posse (11:10:19 PM): YOU HAVE A PET MIDGET deseraimp (11:10:20 PM): YOU PLAY AS SATAN josh has a posse (11:10:21 PM): AND YOU'RE A FURRY deseraimp (11:10:25 PM): BECAUSE deseraimp (11:10:27 PM): LINK CAN BE ANYONE deseraimp (11:10:29 PM): NOT JUST ONE PERSON josh has a posse (11:10:29 PM): HEY deseraimp (11:10:31 PM): AND josh has a posse (11:10:33 PM): LET'S MAKE ZELDA TP josh has a posse (11:10:34 PM): JUST LIKE deseraimp (11:10:35 PM): YOU RAPE PEOPLE'S ASSHOLES ALL DAY deseraimp (11:10:38 PM): TO SAVE ZELDA deseraimp (11:10:39 PM): AND josh has a posse (11:10:40 PM): METROID CORRUPTION josh has a posse (11:10:42 PM): BECAUSE deseraimp (11:10:43 PM): SINCE ITS THE SAME BASIC GAMEPLAY deseraimp (11:10:44 PM): IN THAT josh has a posse (11:10:47 PM): THERE'S THE LIGHT/DARK THING deseraimp (11:10:47 PM): YOU PRESS A TO RAPE PEOPLE josh has a posse (11:10:47 PM): SO deseraimp (11:10:50 PM): YOU'LL FUCKING deseraimp (11:10:51 PM): HEY!!!!! josh has a posse (11:10:51 PM): IT'S THE SAME deseraimp (11:10:52 PM): YOU'LL deseraimp (11:10:53 PM): IT'LL BE josh has a posse (11:10:55 PM): HEY deseraimp (11:10:56 PM): ANOTHER ZELDA GAME josh has a posse (11:10:57 PM): LET'S JUST deseraimp (11:10:58 PM): OH HEY PERFECT!!!!!1 josh has a posse (11:11:00 PM): FUCK WITH THEM ALL deseraimp (11:11:02 PM): RAPPIN ASSHOLES ALL DAY LONG josh has a posse (11:11:03 PM): AND JUST deseraimp (11:11:04 PM): YEAH SOUNDS WONDERFUL josh has a posse (11:11:05 PM): MAKE LINK deseraimp (11:11:05 PM): HEY deseraimp (11:11:06 PM): OKAY deseraimp (11:11:07 PM): WE'LL JUST deseraimp (11:11:07 PM): NO josh has a posse (11:11:08 PM): ABRAHAM LINKIN deseraimp (11:11:10 PM): NONO HANG ON josh has a posse (11:11:10 PM): AND YOU deseraimp (11:11:10 PM): THEN deseraimp (11:11:11 PM): NEXT ZELDA josh has a posse (11:11:13 PM): SAVE HYRULE deseraimp (11:11:14 PM): YOU'LL BE josh has a posse (11:11:16 PM): FROM CIVIL WAR deseraimp (11:11:17 PM): A MICROSCOPIC ORGANISM josh has a posse (11:11:19 PM): ABOUT THE ABILITY deseraimp (11:11:19 PM): IT'LL BE CALLED deseraimp (11:11:23 PM): ZELDA: YOU'RE A FUCKING BACTERIUM deseraimp (11:11:24 PM): AND josh has a posse (11:11:24 PM): TO KEEP GORONS deseraimp (11:11:25 PM): YOU HAVE TO josh has a posse (11:11:26 PM): AS SLAVES deseraimp (11:11:29 PM): SAVE THE PRINCESS PROTAZOA josh has a posse (11:11:29 PM): AND LINKIN josh has a posse (11:11:30 PM): HAS TO deseraimp (11:11:31 PM): FROM THE EVIL LORD FUCK YOU deseraimp (11:11:31 PM): AND deseraimp (11:11:32 PM): THEN YOu deseraimp (11:11:33 PM): JSUT josh has a posse (11:11:33 PM): FUCK THEIR SHIT UP deseraimp (11:11:35 PM): NITGGER IT ALL up ANDNI GEr OUT josh has a posse (11:11:37 PM): AND HE HAS A BEARD deseraimp (11:11:38 PM): ALL DAY LONG deseraimp (11:11:38 PM): UNTIL josh has a posse (11:11:40 PM): AND POINTY EARS deseraimp (11:11:41 PM): YOU GET HTE MSTSSETE VIRUS SWORD deseraimp (11:11:42 PM): WHICH |
| Unknown 1337 | Sac Why are you so angry |
| atresac | well, since you asked |
| Yellow Jr. | No answer |
| atresac | oh look, it's yellow here to explain things. |
| L9 | hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys |
| yellow jr. | hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people |
| mistero della mente | yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO |
| Atresac | 8/10. |
| Grecian | im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but thats good right? |
| xjt22 | from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance |
| Past | NDF suggestion bring back thumbs down |
| Punisher2 | the people want the people want |
| BNet | if by "the people" you mean "pun and past" the two worst "the people" on the site |
| mistero della mente | make a button that decides if we want a thumbs down button |
| mistero della mente | then give that button a thumbs down button so we can thumbs down it |
| atresac | AP European History Exam friday it goes until 3:30 FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Grecian | who wants to know about european history |
| Grecian | besides mistero |
| atresac | mistero should help me cheat. |
| BNet | mistero lives in england not europe |
| Grecian | but i mean same thing |
| BNet | nah |
| BNet | europe is a COMPLETELY different country |
| atresac | Yeah, isn't Europe part of Africa? |
| atresac | the western part but still. |
| Grecian | its pretty much like the USA and Mexico though. They're attached so they must be the same. I'm not speaking from experience though I haven't been to the USA too often but from what I gather |
| atresac | What? I thought you were in Nova Scotia? Isn't that in Detroit? |
| Grecian | its a suburb just outside of Detroit. Its a pretty nice continent. |
| BNet | well europe is technically a colony of africa, but i won't get into that. grecian, the difference between europe and england is more like the difference between North America and Laos. |
| Grecian | i know a guy who went to england and said it was EXACTLY like laos. |
| BNet | that's impossible. laos is all the way over in russia. culturally they're somewhat like portugal but NOTHING like england. |
| Grecian | thats just what he said man i always thought england was a bit more like Nigeria, Coasta Rico |
| BNet | kind of a mix of both, but i digress. anyway, sac, i'll help you study. |
| Grecian | we can quiz him right now. whats was the population in france in 1883? |
| BNet | people didn't live in france until 1920 during the great French Settlement of northern indonesia. |
| Grecian | that seems like it might be really inaccurate but im really too dumb to realize if youre telling the truth or not :( |
| BNet | France was settled by North Indonesians in 1920s.. that was basically the trigger for WWii... |
| L9 | streaming Majora's Mask again at 7:30 estuary |
| atresac | pity, that's marked in my day planner as "don't watch any streams at all" |
| L9 | yeah well, see if I care!!!!!!! |
| L9 | hint: I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| mistero della mente | another hint please |
| ~dr_dude love~ | School 1/10 |
| Past | You probably have no friends |
| mistero della mente | My phone bill as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245). IM SHITTING MYSELF |
| Punisher2 | go steal a bank |
| Magikarp | I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted) More like rock lobster! Amirite? |
| mistero della mente | i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone. |
| amir25atw | Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada. |
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