|L9||Howard the Duck
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment.
We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read.
But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so.
But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends.
Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary film from a singularly unexpected source.
To say that both the film and its director have challenged my preconceptions about fine cinematography is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core.
In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Howard the Duck's famous motto: "IF YA CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN". But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant.
Not everyone can become a great director, but a great director can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius who directed Howard the Duck, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest director in Cleveland. I will be returning to Marshington soon, eager for more.
|Magikarp||Pun, how do you feel about the Black Ops map pack coming to the 360 first?|
|mistero della mente||the 360 is absolutely awful and i keep mine under my bed and never use it. fuck you amir.|
|Magikarp||The PS3's a boring piece of shit just like you, you faggot.|
|mistero della mente||whats that karp i can't hear you over my 360 being under my bed|
|Magikarp||I can hear you just fine and my 360's running.|
|mistero della mente||you better catch it then|
|magikarp||so i was watching British Asian pornstar hannah shaw
And i was about to bust and for some reason I always try to fuck myself over like idk why so right before i bust i put misteros face on her body while she's talking in her British accent and if you're in that zone where you're about to bust nd stop you can't really just restart ya know winners don't quit so I just had to stroke it fast as fuck ya know and man it felt like i was gonna have a goddamn heart attack like i think when i came i met jesus
|Grecian||im not gonna watch any of these videos but
how do you pierce your penis?
|magikarp||You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.|
|magikarp||What ever happened to Sess?
I never really talked to him but I remember when we put my dog down and I was really depressed about it he made a post and said he loved me haha he was cool
|L9||He's just on another hiatus. He pops back in every now and then.|
|Og Bubba Kush||idk bnet was a asshole he banned him and sess aint the type to kiss your ass, if you dont like him he dont fuck with you lol sess is a cool dude tho one of the realest people i ever met on the internet but like l9 said he might be locked up again cause he did have a case coming up.|
|L9||Right, I mentioned his upcoming case in my post.|
|Punisher2||is it true that family gun killed off brian?
|PurpNGold49er||they will probably bring him back in a time machine later on or something , there just trying to get ratings up|
|Punisher2||the video i watched showed them destroyin the time machine|
|Punisher2||and he was already replaced with a new dog what would they just have 2 dogs now? nah brians dead.
im thinking the writers were unhappy with the voice actor but i really dunno really weird thing tho i always thought cartoon characters were safe, i mean do they even age on family guy?
|amir25atw||brians voice actor is seth macfarlane|
|mistero della mente||bnet and l9
if you can find me a translated a link to the past manga to be read online, thanks chumpals.
|BNet||count me out|
|mistero della mente||this isnt a democracy|
|magikarp||It's a dictatorship.|
|magikarp||And i'm the dictator.|
|mistero della mente||get out of life|
...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
|L9||Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"|
|BNet||ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot|
|BNet||Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
|Magikarp||You don't drive?|
|BNet||i do, i don't own a car.|
|mistero della mente||pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises|
|ENZO||Speaking of annoying girls
I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
|punisher2||lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
maybe stupid but
|ENZO||Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story|
|punisher2||we need to expand on our mexican culture
EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
|magikarp||I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.|
|mistero della mente||and 100% gay|
|punisher2||guys help me find my remote u assholes|
|amir25atw||Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.|
|mistero della mente||the best page in the universe
|mistero della mente||"yofter
we hardly gave a fuck"
|Punisher2||YOFTER DAMN MOFTER!!!
Yofter is survived by no one because no one wanted to be on his god damn obituary. He is known for his very weak spam and wanting to kill himself but never actually trying. It is said his parents made him quit school at a very early age thus leading to his massive faggotry. ndforums will remember yofter for his random outbursts and 1 page spams and the fact that every single post he ever made was bitching and complaining and pure attention whoreness. I guess you could say he never really 'grew up'. Who would write an obituary for yofter damn mofter anyway what the hell.
I hate it
you should make a drop-down box letting us choose if we want the traditional drop-down box or this gay button bullshit.
|mistero della mente||then change that drop down box to radio buttons to choose if we want the drop down box or the radio buttons|
he should make a drop down box to let us choose if we want the drop down box or buttons to decide if we want the drop down box or buttons.
|Amir25atw||No you guys are fucktards he should make a dropdown box for the buttonss and a dropdown box for the dropdown box for the buttons and then a dropdown box next to that for a calculator|
|BNet||I'm deleting NDForums.|
|xjt22||IM THINKING BOUT MAKING THAT CVS OR WALLGREENS TRIP GUYS|
|og bubba kush||its in a small box you could probably crack it open and sneak the cream in your pocket while looking at something else|
|xjt22||R u telling me to steal dick cream past?..|
|punisher2||thats the funniest line i heard all day|
|og bubba kush||im saying its pretty easy to conceal cause its small|
|xjt22||Just like your boner.|
|BNet||Fuck you for being so dead.
Fuck you for being so dead.
|ENZO||you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?|
|Yellow Jr.||I always see L9 as a skinny dude with long hair who everyone just likes|
|L9||I'm not exactly skinny, and only a few people ever admitted to liking me|
|L9||Also I hope this doesn't turn into another "20-25 friends" deal :s|
|atresac||l9 tell us how many friends you have.|
|magikarp||I'm one of your friends, right L9?|
|Yellow Jr.||I'm one of your friends, right L9?|
Yellow, shut up.
|atresac||Yellow, I consider you my friend.|
|atresac||LOL jk get the fuck out.|
|magikarp||Yellow, if it makes you feel any better, if satan ever dangled you and my dog over a pit of boiling lava and he gave me a choice to save you or my dog, I'd choose my dog.|
|amir25atw||"guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"|
|Past||im telling you guys come to vegas|
|magikarp||Pun, if you want, we can both lose each other's virginitys to eachother.|
lets get drunk and forget what happened
|magikarp||I WAS KIDDING|
|Past||damn pun thats homo|
|Punisher2||nope bad timing|
|magikarp||I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.|
|nizzarf||you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.|
|magikarp||ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.|
|atresac||more like your forum was left 4 dead|
|mistero della mente||macs are for losers!|
|BNet||you're a loser!|
|mistero della mente||guess i have a mac then!|
|punisher2||Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
and i couldnt remember the damn words!
i tried to google them but!
|magikarp||So I ate a ghost pepper, then rubbed my hands on my dick
Eating the ghost pepper was bad enough, I couldn't talk or breathe, I would go to talk and it would just be mumbo jumbo. My veins were sticking out in my head and I felt like I was having a heart attack. Have that all on video.
Then that pain went away and was like "I wonder what my dick would feel like" and just rubbed my hands on my dick and this is the worst pain I've ever been in.
|magikarp||I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock|
|Punisher2||americas funniest home videos|
|mistero della mente||americas most disturbing home videos|
|mistero della mente||americas bleach your eyes out home videos|
|BNet||americas got talent|
|xjt22||hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4
|BNet||how could he tell when it was all gone?
oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM
|Past||unknown how about instead of saying shit make something! design a website, design a game, something that proves you know anything of what you act like you know. You have been talking for years but have never done anything , you dont know shit im convinced.|
|~!unknown1337i~||I actually founded Apple. What have you done with your life?|
|Past||you think finding a apple is productive?|
|~dr_dude love~||since everyone is here
im going to stream friday the 13th
|Past||Sunday the 11th|
|Good one Past||Yep|
|~!unknown1337i~||Crunchy cheez doodles or crunchy cheetos
|atresac||nobody wants you to continue posting on this website|
|atresac||that's not true, i do!|
|atresac||just kidding, that was still me. i wanted to make you feel better, but then i changed my mind|
|~dr_dude love~||bout to stream
gimmie a few
|Yellow Jr.||If he ever figures out how to work it. o;|
|~dr_dude love~||how the hell do i work this?|
|Shine||Shine For Life
|magikarp||Pun sent me
|mistero della mente||get out|