|Past||does someone have black night rises on dvd?|
|atresac||holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.|
|atresac||it's black night arisen|
|encore 4||xD This is awful.
One of my best friends, has fucked up their lifes. In the end she's pregnant and stupid for many more reasons than one. I always told my other friends that I was going to push her down some stairs and save her from this mistake. Well today I found out she fell down some stairs. hahhhh. The baby's okay, which is good cause she's pretty far along.But this just makes me laugh.
|amir25atw||Yea but it's not funny soooooo i wouldn't be surprised if you've tortured someone in the woods before.|
|L9||I Don't Even Like Girls Yet|
|Past||I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"|
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|amir25atw||i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"|
|L9||No Blue stream? ;_;
|Yellow Jr.||Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.|
|L9||When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.
|L9||i wanted to put together a quick "demo" in C today
using opengl or sdl or something just to display a little sprite in a window and be able to move it around with the keys, just to dip my toes into 2D graphics programming
i didn't even start. it takes like 200 lines of code just to instantiate a fucking window. google searches reveal problems up the ass with people being unable to compile with the respective libraries, or things being unavailable, or not found, or what have you. many opengl 2D tutorials tell you how to set up 3D objects and then merely render them in 2D via orthographic projection. hard to find even a single tutorial with just "display picture in a window", though i did find one. naturally the code is unbelievably obtuse (just fucking drawn out, no pun intended). proprietary data types and function arguments that never actually get used out the ass.
|Past||my days been good actually|
|Grecian||no, she got me a bunch of stuff that was all pretty sweet. i mean, i probably would have bought her more but i havent had money in goddamn 4 weeks because i spent all my money on christmas presents and my phone bill and gas.
what an awful holiday. whoever created it should be crucified.
|L9||the romans are 2000 years ahead of you|
|magikarp||BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
So that we don't luke our shit up.
|xjt22||OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
replace the word reply with "pussy"
I've had enough of all the stupid abuse I take from all you guys. Always telling me to eat your shit and kiss the fattest parts of your assholes and being mean to me, I don't need to take this shit!
L9, I've had it up to here with you pointing out all of my minor spelling errors to make yourself feel better about yourself! go see your therapist about it! you suck!
mistero, I'm sick of you being british ALL OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE, and every time someone just politely asks you to not be so british, you just KEEP DOING IT and then tell me to do obscene acts to you. Get a life!
Bnet, I've had enough of you always telling me to die and kill myself! Guess what? I don't want to! In fact, why don't YOU kill yourself instead you worthless piece of shit? And no, I will not EVER eat a smorgasbord full of nigger balls, stop asking!
karp, kiss my fucking ass.
I'm leaving this forum forever because I've had enough of all the constant abuse!
|atresac||hey guys I'm back, sorry about that outburst a while back, I don't know what came over me.|
|~!unknown1337i~||how a plane just dissappears is beyond me
|~!unknown1337i~||At this point I'm thinking it blew up|
|Punisher2||what about a distress signal?|
|xjt22||Yo what if the plane is still in the air??|
|purpngold49er||dimension unparrarel open up during warp speed|
|xjt22||Past always outpasts me :/|
anyone who has a LCD screen how do you clean it.
Like my tv has dust/ a large ass finger print on it
and it fucking sucks.
But i am sorta skitzo about these things
|punisher2||is there any way to clean it where i wont have to buy some thing extra?
like rubbing alcohol or something something.
CUS they dont exactly give you a cleaning kit with your 42 inch tvs (THEY SHOULD)
|uiif||Just pour some water on it.|
|punisher2||Yeah but when i dry it it will create more smudges and what not wont it?|
|uiif||Take it apart and pour some water in too while it is still plugged in. I do this all the time and it works.|
|Grecian||i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.|
|L9||You must be pretty flexible.|
|BNet||my salary is literally infinite|
|BNet||my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth|
|atresac||my submission for an assignment which requires a day in the life of a six year old
7:00 AM: Wake up.
7:02 AM: Get out of bed.
7:05 AM: 100 one-armed push-ups.
7:05:30 AM: Grab child-safe scissors.
7:07 AM: Kill deer and use pelt for today's clothes with scissors.
7:10 AM: Begin climb to the peak of Mt. Doomdeath.
7:30 AM: Confront ancient dragon who is the physical manifestation of evil.
7:32 AM: Slay dragon with scissors.
7:35 AM: Carve open dragon to recieve breakfast:
1-gross egg and cheese omelette
2 pounds of bacon
18 sausage links
5 gallons sugar-free maple syrup
7:45 AM: Walk to River Styx.
7:55 AM: Find smooth river rock.
8:00 AM: Shave with river rock.
8:15 AM: Take Cerberus out for a walk.
8:30 AM: Return home.
8:50 AM: Bow before father.
9:00 AM: Finish bowing to father, ask for proper clothing.
9:15 AM: Finish clothing.
9:30 AM: Ride pet utahraptor Yoshi to work.
10:00 AM: Punch in for job at razorblade mines.
11:17 AM: Accident in mines results in co-worker becoming sliced to ribbons.
11:17:15 AM: Say "Razor? I barely know 'er!"
11:17:30 AM: Pat self on back for that one.
11:20 AM: Shave again.
1:00 PM: Lunch break:
13 Big Macs
1 Whopper Jr.
1 Diet Coke w/ 4 ice BIG MAC cubes
1:30 PM: Use toilet.
2:00 PM: 800 1-finger, one-legged pushups.
3:45 PM: Finish toilet.
4:00 PM: Nap time.
4:30 PM: Snack time:
1 pudding cup and 1 banana
Ballanced on top of entire acre of livestock. That is also the snack.
5:00 PM: Return home on motorcycle you built out of razorblades from the mine.
5:30 PM: After relaxing from work, use black-magic ritual to revive dragon.
5:40 PM: Slay dragon again.
6:00 PM: Dinner:
12 oz steak (rare)
7 oz garlic mashed potatoes
6:30 PM: Hannah Montanna.
7:00 PM: 500 tongue pullups.
7:15 PM: Shower in sulfuric acid.
7:30 PM: Brush teeth with chainsaw.
7:40 PM: Pray enemies get cancer.
7:45 PM: Get tucked in.
7:46 PM: Story time (Green Eggs and Ham).
7:50 PM: Lullaby (Fist-Magnet Face II: Electromagnetic Boogaloo)
8:00 PM: Sleep.
12:00 AM: Dream of killing father with bare hands.
|magikarp||does the shut up karp bot work on posts?|
|Automated Shut up Karp Bot||shut up karp|
|L9||You know what's nuts
Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
|Kazuya Mishima||It definitely has its...
|magikarp||so i was watching British Asian pornstar hannah shaw
And i was about to bust and for some reason I always try to fuck myself over like idk why so right before i bust i put misteros face on her body while she's talking in her British accent and if you're in that zone where you're about to bust nd stop you can't really just restart ya know winners don't quit so I just had to stroke it fast as fuck ya know and man it felt like i was gonna have a goddamn heart attack like i think when i came i met jesus
|mistero della mente||lol
i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post
|magikarp||What ever happened to Sess?
I never really talked to him but I remember when we put my dog down and I was really depressed about it he made a post and said he loved me haha he was cool
|L9||He's just on another hiatus. He pops back in every now and then.|
|Og Bubba Kush||idk bnet was a asshole he banned him and sess aint the type to kiss your ass, if you dont like him he dont fuck with you lol sess is a cool dude tho one of the realest people i ever met on the internet but like l9 said he might be locked up again cause he did have a case coming up.|
|L9||Right, I mentioned his upcoming case in my post.|
Unblock me from AIM, please, I won't I.M you but just in case you want to talk or something you can just shoot me an I.M.
I hope you realize that for the most part, my hostility towards you is all for play. I mean, you're pretty funny and I enjoy reading your posts.
But you kind of get too settled into the mindset of "karp is a faggot, let's treat him like a faggot" to really be able to effectively get out of it. I mean, we all act like assholes to kaz, but he's not really that bad. It's just how we're used to treating him, so we treat him that way regardless. It's nothing personal.
Nah just kidding, I really do hate you a whole lot and would probably smirk quietly to myself if I heard you had died. I'd burst out laughing if I heard it was painful.
Yesterday I went to taco bell and now my asshole hurts from shitting.
You've heard that one before, right?
But not like this.
While at Taco Bell, I figured I take a spork for the basketball game. idk why. And then I was like "Oh, Hell, why not take two?"
So I did. And sat down. Then I had the urge to take some more. So I did. And some more. It's like I couldn't stop taking sporks. I had 56 by the time I got done, (they're free so I guess technically it wouldn't be stealing but I don't know).
So I walked out, with my pockets bulging with spork goodness, and walked all the way to the game.
So I got to the game, and before I took out the sporks, some chick actually asked me if "anyone up there had a spork because she was eating taco bell
Pun and xjt has heard me say whhhaaaaAAAATTTT?? before.
Well I was like yyeeESSSSS!?!?!
~~Lol, the whole time my best friend (one of those nutcase marijuana buddies that are with you till the end I'm sure some people here know what I'm talking about) had a burrito with a mexican (I didn't capitalize mexican on purpose) face drawn on it, with a wide open mouth and a BNer mustache. It also had a turban on him made out of the wrapper.
We named him Buelo Rodriguez.~~
So. I gave her a spork.
Everyone had a good laugh.
But I felt like THE MAN!
Here is a par
Alright so unwrapped all 56 sporks (this takes a fucking lifetime)and then shouted at the top of my lungs during the National Anthem "FROM NOW ON LET'S ALL CALL OUR SPERM PENIS PULP!!!!!!"
Just kidding. But you better believe I fucking unrapped every damn one.
Then I gave them out to people and everyone started chewing on them. That's like 30 people chewing on sporks.
MEANWHILE, the star player on the other teams last name was Kyle Wehner.
It was even tattoo'd on his arm.
Lol everytime they took him out some loudmouth would ALWAYS scream "HAHHAHAHA LOOK THEY PULLED WEINER OUT HAHA WHEN ARE THEY GONNA THRUST HIM BACK IN??!!?!?!"
That guy didn't shut the fuck up the ENTIRE FUCKING GAME.
Actually, everyone ended up screaming "HAHA ITS WEINER LAWL!!!"
Anywaysssss we all chewed the fuck out of the sporks.
But I accidentally swallowed a punch of pointy plastic.
"a bunch of pointy plastic"
"swollowed a shitload of sharp plastic"
And I mean a fucking bunch.
So as you see, time came later on 30 minutes ago to shit yesterdays eaten food out.
Well, yesterdays eaten food contained: Hot Fries, Lettuce, Tomato, Cheerios, and....oh yea A SHITLOAD OF PLASTIC KILLING SPIKES.
And long story long, it made my most recent shit a living hell.
I hope the burning in my ass stops soon.
And that the swelling goes down.
And the bleeding stops.
And that the scars heal.
|L9||What in the hell.|
|BNet||I really do enjoy your stories.
When that chick asked it anyone had a spork though you should have been like RAI!!!!!!!!!!!! and thrown all 50 sporks at her face at once
|amir25atw||lmfao that woulda been fukking hilarious i just stopped laughing at that|
not counting this post, NDFers have used the word "fuck" or some variation in:
a total of 3668 times since the addition of mysql (890 days)
that means NDF says "fuck" around 4.12 times per day.
|atresac||also: "kill yourself" has been used 67 times.|
|Unknown 1337||AIDS/HIV was a conspiracy. I have proof.
Why do we have had a US Patent for the cure for AIDS since 1996?
http://patft.uspto.gov then on the left click on Patent Number Search and input this number: 5676977
If you would like more information I can even give you the US patent for the creation of AIDS...
This did not come from a monkey, this did not come from an African and a monkey, this came from our own US virus division. AIDS was created to thin the populations of Third world countries. African leaders we upset hat we released it into there environment so to calm the tension, our government decided to to take 1000 white homo males tell them they were getting a flu shot then they all contracted AIDS and died.
- I did my research.
Long live the corrupted Gov of the USA.
|Crystal||CREAM ON ME|
|atresac||when you're not strooong|
|Crystal||I'll be yo friend.|
|L9||I'll help you caaarrryy oooonn|
|Crystal||Good work guys, now really, who wants to cream on me?|
|xjt22||need advice? got any questions for me or ddl? ask here and we will respond with a video!
|mistero della mente||who smells the worst on ndf and why is it bnet|
|amir25atw||yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya|
|yofter_in_paris||i've done a lot of rough things|
|mistero della mente||bnet i cooked you a delicious meal|
|mistero della mente||its a pizza i ordered. i hope you like it.|
|BNet||what's on it|
|mistero della mente||me naked|
these quotes stink
|L9||May I speak to the administator of this internet forum-board?
My children browse this "board", and an extremely rude "user" by the name of "BNet" is rampantly tossing around profane words as if they meant nothing.
This is very un-Christian and rather careless to boot! May I request that this "user" be banned permanently from this bulletin board web forum?
Thank you and kind regards,
|punisher2||yes we will ban bnet.
TANK U COME AGAIN!
|BNet (banned)||DAMN YOU, ASHER!! There will come a day!!|