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Punisher2 Pans labyrinth

9/10

awesome movie very awesome

tho the ending was kinda silly but it was nice
BNet I prefer the prequel, "Peter's Very Easy-To-Navigate Chamber"
Punisher2 Lol
BNet Thanks for the laughing : - )
russo that actually made me laugh bnet
bnet Thanks for the laughing : - )
Rinoa the eyeless monster is the scariest thing I've ever seen.
magikarp that's what girls say when i pull down my pants


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amir25atw Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn

No homo


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xjt22 I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me


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mistero della mente My phone bill

as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).

IM SHITTING MYSELF
Punisher2 go steal a bank


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Russo I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
BNet i barely know her head


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punisher2 LCD screens

anyone who has a LCD screen how do you clean it.

Like my tv has dust/ a large ass finger print on it

and it fucking sucks.

But i am sorta skitzo about these things
punisher2 is there any way to clean it where i wont have to buy some thing extra?

like rubbing alcohol or something something.

CUS they dont exactly give you a cleaning kit with your 42 inch tvs (THEY SHOULD)
uiif Just pour some water on it.
punisher2 Yeah but when i dry it it will create more smudges and what not wont it?
uiif Take it apart and pour some water in too while it is still plugged in. I do this all the time and it works.


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BNet amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID
amir25atw i fucking hate you
Punisher2 you spelled the bands name wrong tho


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BNet So mom calls me up for help for a minute

She's trying to cut a stray branch from a tree and it's out of reach, so she had a lil ol ladder and she was trying to clip it but she's like "can you come out and hold the ladder? i just can't hold two things at once"

and i was like

"well here, you hold the former, and i'll hold the latter (ladder!!!!)" and

and

i think it went right past her because she didn't respond =[

please appreciate my joke. please. PLEASE.
magikarp To be honest, I don't even think you could cut it either, aren't you like 4'2?
BNet Yeah, I'm 4'2 sick of you insulting me.
L9 that was a 4'2itous joke
BNet thanks; i was very 4'2nate that karp used that exact height.
duelmonkeyx i lold

she didnt ask you to climb the ladder and cut the branch because your a fatass and would have broke the ladder
L9 if the ladder broke it would have become

a former ladder


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atresac what a RETARD

http://www.fenuxe.com/2010/09/30/50-cent-tells-gays-to-commit-suicide/

what I love about this is his attempt to make it sound like he wasn't trying to tell gays to kill themselves.
Grecian at least he's honest
Grecian LOL jk
Grecian if you put LOL at the end of a sentence it means no one can take offense to it


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Grecian also if those are the starters in the pic there they look dumb as hell.
BNet i'm not so upset about them :3
mistero della mente why not
BNet be..cause they're really not that bad?
mistero della mente no, they just look atrociously atrocious. people were paid to make them and you could find fingerless chinese children stitching fake designer clothes together with their toes who draw better ideas then those


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Yellow Jr. Bnet

You should have a review post option before you post, that way you can see if the link or whatever you post works properly. ;O Also, allows to fix typos and what not.
Grecian we already have something to fix typos.

his name is L9


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Punisher2 p gay
Punisher2 wait! nohomo!!!!!!
Punisher2 NOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
xjt22 LMFAOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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magikarp Root beer is nasty

I drank all the pepsi and I just made a turkey/pepper jack cheese/hot sauce sandwich and I can ONLY eat if I have something to drink and root beer's the only thing we have :(
L9 But root beer is delicious.
magikarp My post says otherwise.
L9 I fail to see how "I am a retard, please kill me" refutes the idea of root beer being delicious.


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Grecian brady plz read!!

hey brady, its me, brady. i just want to thannk you, brady, for coming to this website and i actually invited brady here for a reason.

im coming out of the closet and i dont know how to tell you in real life, brady. so here it is. im gay as fuck.


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mistero della mente bnet and l9

if you can find me a translated a link to the past manga to be read online, thanks chumpals.
BNet count me out
mistero della mente this isnt a democracy
magikarp It's a dictatorship.
magikarp And i'm the dictator.
mistero della mente get out of life


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amir25atw When I have a kid....

And he's about 13,and I make a pokemon reference and he looks me in the eyes without laughing and says:

"What's Pokemon???"

He'll be fucking done.


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magikarp So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice

but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
atresac nice fell.
atresac I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.


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BNet "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
atresac "yeah it is"
Kazuya Mishima lol "yeah it is"
BNet shut up kaz


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mistero della mente hey sac

milk my asshole
amir25atw my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human


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Grecian smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.

and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
Past Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
Grecian mr clean is awesome to drink.

i cant believe you never drank it before.

try it.

wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.


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amir25atw i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet

all you live far as hell away from me
og bubba kush ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
og bubba kush and nigga i drive a infiniti


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purpngold49er xjt i can help you too dumbass im about to be 26
Omgsports2 yea your a 26 year old who talks about sports with 19 year olds who you uses to prostitute out as spammers on a gaming website, lets not forget you but fake jerseys out of vans, you need to get out of the house and find a better life u hikkomori prick


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Unknown 1337 So I was chillen and shit at the block when these niggas wanted to pop off

So ma nigga jayquan comes up and hes all like YO THESE NIGGAS WANNA POP so I called the rest of these nigas
Icarus So you was chillin' out, maxxin', relaxin' all cool?

And then a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in your neighbourhood?


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magikarp I tried to do a handstand in my bedroom

Got on my hands, started swinging my legs, sliced my forehead on my bed frame, landed on my neck. I thought I was paralyzed for a second until I moved. Whoo, what a relief right guys?
BNet god forbid you end up in a wheelchair


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Past (last post) Read

Ok I though i might as well make the last post, since i wasnt allowed to make one before being banned. After this post you will never see me on this site again.

I would like to apologize to the majority of you who I may have offended, after all its not your fault you cant see whats really going on here so yeah my bad ,BUT a few members on here i refuse to apologize to.

Ill start with Enzo, you\\'re a true asshole the only reason I ever made fun of you is because you always went at me like im stopping you from eating, you\\'re still pathetic as fuck to me, you\\'re still talking about me??? wow move on with your life.

next Artesac you are by far the biggest asshole on this site, and if you wernt sucking Bnets dick every Saturday any other admin would have banned you.

And Finally the big faggot himself, Bnet you\\'re the biggest hypocrite on this site. Way to assassinate my character, I used to do that to people back in the day I know exactly what you did even though half these dickriders cant see it. I just hope it was all worth it for you, you always had a grudge on me, if it wasnt for Mafia or my proboard this site would have never existed thanks and fuck you rot in the ground.

With that being said I wish the best for the rest of you with your lives and if you ever come out to LA we can get blunted if you know what I mean. Oh and DMX Miley Cyrus is crazy she be throwing parties all the time shes down. Anyway Im out of this bitch to do bigger things thanks for entertaining me on my free time over the years, bye!
punisher2 Offtopic buttt

hannah montana.. hm. i remember she was just kid on that stupid show miley cyrus now shes coming of age and she is actually IDK why but i like her does anyone else here find her attractive?? lmao i dunno wut it is she seems pretty normal i actually dont really understand why so many people her like to begin with


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amir25atw Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk

For a week

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L9 I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
amir25atw Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho


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amir25atw cicis new look




omgomgomgomg
mistero della mente if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
BNet but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him












niiiiiiiiice


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

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L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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Yellow Jr. i'm not gay but

there's something about sonics cum...
Yellow Jr. please respond


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magikarp Pun sent me

(No Message)
mistero della mente get out
magikarp Alright.



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