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mistero della mente Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3
BNet mario sunshine
mistero della mente i never liked it.
BNet well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live


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Og Bubba Kush i heard a cj reference

some random famaly og was talking to another og and said "you know og johnson stubborn as hell", also denise is franklins aunt and that was cjs girlfriend.
xjt22 i heard hes in the game
Og Bubba Kush no sign of him in gta 4 it said he died in a newspaper
atresac that's dumb. how could cj fit into a newspaper???


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Punisher2 name the first word that comes to your head

sadomasochist

no i dont know why.

fuck
Past MURDER
Punisher2 dont be a murderer
Past id go to jail for assault, attempted murder, and manslaughter
Past Everyday
Past there is a shooting every day here, and im sure their is a shooting in detriot, chicago, d.c, baltimore everyday as well.
Past thats what happens when there is too many homos


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xjt22 karp-LMAO but for real, I told him to buy a second controller and he was like "Nah I don't like doing that because that gives my friends rights to come over and use me for my PS3" or some shit
I guess he just doesn't love his step brother enough to buy a second controller even though I love him enough to walk around in a jizz covered hoodie =[


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L9 HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES


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russo go to school corey.
BNet i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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BNet Why are people so fucking loud in the library

HEY!!!! OH HEY I'M ON THE PHONE!!! WHATS THAT??? YOU NEED DIRECTIONS TO WHAT??!?!?!? OH HEY LET ME GET THEM UP HERE FOR YOU!?!? WHATS THAT? A FUNNY JOKE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAOFMAOFMAOFMOAFMLAFMAO Go kill yourself.
punisher2 Lol, because in the library your supposed to be quiet so naturally people are loud XDDD
BNet This library isn't "supposed" to be quiet because nobody does shit to enforce peace and quiet. Everyone talks so fucking loudly. This one chick is fucking SCREAMING into the phone. Everyone around her is laughing at her behind her back.
mistero della mente bnet adheres to the rules put in place for social and public locations such as the library. another is the cinema.
BNet If I were slightly more obnoxious I'd pretend to answer my phone and be even louder, saying things like "HEY BUDDY. YEAH I'M ON THE PHONE WITH YOU. YEAH THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT BRO. YEAH. YEAH THAT'S COOL. OH YEAH? OH HEY NEAT." and just stare her right in the face as I talked.


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BNet Vote on a movie.

Go
atresac just Bnet sitting there with his webcam on for a cupola hours.
BNet dude you're not going to watch me do nothing for 2 hours, or do anything for 2 hours. what the hell are you on =|

i meant i'll be the one to stream THE MOVIE, whatever we eventually decide on.
magikarp We can watch you jack off for 2 hours, that'll be interesting.
punisher2 bnet can do stand up while sitting down.
punisher2 hey guys were being inconsiderate if bnet on cam then he cant watch ittttttt =[
real_decimic I already watch someone sitting in their chair at the computer, more than just a cupola hours.I can just go there if I want to see that.


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og bubba kush I am extremely gay.


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atresac girl in my sociology class

most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
DIE.
atresac who pronounces "hair" as "heew"

fuck you never talk again.
mistero della mente maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you


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ENZO Girl Scout Thin Mints

fuck yeah.
atresac mint chocolate=go to hell.


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Amir25atw hey i never knew that Cops was all staged

wtf
BNet Link or it didn't happen.
L9 It is? That would be a shame.
amir25atw no lol i just left to my room after posting that i figured id come back in 5 mins and say "jk" but i forgot :/
BNet figured
amir25atw Bnet i had you shitting your pants dont lie


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mistero della mente guy from shitmydadsays


has a new york times top 10 best selling book and a fucking program to air on CBS with william shatner in it
BNet more like fakemyfakefake
mistero della mente oh yeah it's definitely fake.
BNet what if he really did start off with this, but his dad died right as he was getting to be famous

so from that point he just made shit up to keep it going >;p
Kazuya Mishima NDF should write a book.
mistero della mente LOL
mistero della mente @Net
mistero della mente well i mean my lol was pretty obvious who it was directed towards
mistero della mente i just wanted to make sure kaz knew
BNet LOL
BNet @ mistero, not kaz
BNet my LOL, that is
BNet it was directed towards mistero
mistero della mente LMAO
mistero della mente sorry kaz, still not to you


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punisher2 is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?

my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.

i heard its pretty good
BNet no
L9 I was thinking of seeing it today

Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
amir25atw I wanna see it stoned


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atresac list of pokes that can mega evolve



MEGA HAXORUS

MEGA HAXORUS

MEGA HAXORUS

interestingly they have a pseudo-legendary mega evolution from every previous gen, except for V. i guess they realize haxorus is just an objectively better pokemon than hydreigon.
xjt22 no joleton huh fuck this
atresac actually in an unprecedented move, gamefreak has completely retconned jolteon out of the national dex. sylveon will take its spot instead.


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~dr_dude love~ My current situation.

So you have been probably been wondering, "Hey wheres DDL??" "gosh! I miss how he blessed us with his glory and honor of attending such site" well yeah I recently moved to a p nice apartment for the time being. (reasons that will not be explained because my dad is dumb) but yeah had to move out of the old maxypad to a semi nice maxypad. I have to whore some fucks wifi to get online and do homework and shit. Tried using a hotspot app from cydia but 3G blows to the max so yeah. I also got to connect my laptop to the house computer monitor because the screen backlight is shot. I probably wont be posting much here until I move into the new house in couple months (2 tops but ehhhhhhhhhh who knows) But yeah I hope you enjoyed a laugh out of my expense. Hope to see you guys in hell soon baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
BNet who's DDL
BNet seriously, who is this.
duelmonkeyx Man fuck ddl
mistero della mente only reason i clicked the link to this post was because i thought it was spoon

shut up ddl


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mistero della mente hey sac

milk my asshole
amir25atw my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human


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L9 just thought up an AMAZING joke

nd4ums

GREAT joke


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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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Luke so i left my hat at some sluts house

get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
amir25atw dont go to sluts houses maybe
xjt22 So many ways i can go with this.


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og bubba kush whos seeing the purge this week

imagine a free day of crime tho
L9 you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?


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mistero della mente they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
~dr_dude love~ I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
mistero della mente stay in your posts.
~dr_dude love~ you fucking suck.


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~dr_dude love~ getting your phone stolen when your at football practice

1/10

with 3 other friends =\\
mistero della mente maybe it's still in your hand


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atresac josh (10:17:33 PM): i just love
josh (10:17:36 PM): with
josh (10:18:03 PM): a one in115 TRILLION chance of getting all the same pokemon
josh (10:18:03 PM): is
josh (10:18:07 PM): 10,000 points
josh (10:18:17 PM): it's like
josh (10:18:36 PM): you slap your dick on the keyboard
josh (10:18:40 PM): and it writes
josh (10:18:42 PM): the bible
josh (10:18:45 PM): and you win like
josh (10:18:50 PM): 1,000 dollars
josh (10:19:02 PM): "eh not bad"


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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.


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Grecian i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.

true story.


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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


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xjt22 i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
duelmonkeyx Bring out your inner martin luther king


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mistero della mente yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA

now can i go back to watching this? =/
BNet Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.

We'll do it again, too.



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