|magikarp||I hate vagina|
not counting this post, NDFers have used the word "fuck" or some variation in:
a total of 3668 times since the addition of mysql (890 days)
that means NDF says "fuck" around 4.12 times per day.
|atresac||also: "kill yourself" has been used 67 times.|
|Yellow Jr.||Hey L9
I bet you haven't even read all the Harry Potter books and you go on like you know English so fucking good you ain't know shit from a brick
|L9||Shut up. I know English great. My English is great.|
|PurpNGold49er||l9 > bnet
as far as english
but bnet > l9 everything other then that
|BNet||Excuse me, Past, but I believe you mean "everything other thin that." Thin is used for comparison, you Neanderthal.|
|PurpNGold49er||stop being mad l9 is better at english|
|BNet||Please, please reconsider! I know a lot (two words) of English words that are in the dictionary, I know so many grammars, I write professional books.|
|BNet||I was once praised with the following: "Knows a lot (two words) of English words that are in the dictionary, knows so many grammars, writes professional books."|
|Past||unknown how about instead of saying shit make something! design a website, design a game, something that proves you know anything of what you act like you know. You have been talking for years but have never done anything , you dont know shit im convinced.|
|~!unknown1337i~||I actually founded Apple. What have you done with your life?|
|Past||you think finding a apple is productive?|
|Magikarp||I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)
More like rock lobster! Amirite?
|mistero della mente||i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.|
|amir25atw||Going to tennessee be back friday
Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
|L9||May I speak to the administator of this internet forum-board?
My children browse this "board", and an extremely rude "user" by the name of "BNet" is rampantly tossing around profane words as if they meant nothing.
This is very un-Christian and rather careless to boot! May I request that this "user" be banned permanently from this bulletin board web forum?
Thank you and kind regards,
|punisher2||yes we will ban bnet.
TANK U COME AGAIN!
|BNet (banned)||DAMN YOU, ASHER!! There will come a day!!|
|amir25atw||I'm just going to assume you were a hall monitor who took his job to seriously in school and leave it at that.|
|L9||just a nazi when it comes to spelling|
|L9||As in I advocate the systematic elimination of people who cannot spell by means of death camps|
|amir25atw||When I have a kid....
And he's about 13,and I make a pokemon reference and he looks me in the eyes without laughing and says:
He'll be fucking done.
|Yellow Jr.||i'm not gay but
there's something about sonics cum...
|Yellow Jr.||please respond|
|L9||hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys|
|yellow jr.||hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people|
|mistero della mente||yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO|
|Punisher2||anyways does anybody here remember a question they asked on there first day of school?|
|amir25atw||the only thing i remember about kindergarten is being told to draw a sideview of my teacher and everyone drew her nose with 2 nostrils on the side of her face and the future valedvictorian (no lie) drew only one side of her nose with only the right nostril and when the teacher showed it to us every one was like O.O!!! like sshe uncovered some kind of lost secret|
|BNet||i don't remember a question, but i remember a funny story
in second grade we had this thing called "Mad Minute" (probably some of you had the same thing) where you had to do this sheet of math problems, and whoever got the most done in 1 minute got candy
well me and this other kid always won, but the teacher kept forgetting to bring the candy in the first few weeks so one day i was like "maybe you should write a note" and she FREAKED OUT AT ME, like screamed at me and immediately called my mom to tell her how disrespectful i was to her, and then as she got to know me she realized i was just a very literal child, not at all intending to be impolite, but actually trying to help her out by suggesting to write a note LOLOL
|mistero della mente||i remember one time we were like 8 or something, and i was in this group to make a small victorian-type house out of tiny pieces of wood and shit, and we got the frame all glued up together so there was no sides to it, completely hollow, but the basic shape was there and there were two girls in the group, so i wanted to show off and i put the house over my head, and then the glue set and it got stuck and we had to break it and start again
i was a stud
|Dylan Klebold||This one time|
|BNet||whoa i NEVER noticeed this b4
u no those math problems like y=x+5abc or w/e? well i realized that it juts means that u figure out watever the stuff after the = is and thats waht the y thingy equal's on thhe graph!!!!! i feel so smart lmao
|encore 4||xD This is awful.
One of my best friends, has fucked up their lifes. In the end she's pregnant and stupid for many more reasons than one. I always told my other friends that I was going to push her down some stairs and save her from this mistake. Well today I found out she fell down some stairs. hahhhh. The baby's okay, which is good cause she's pretty far along.But this just makes me laugh.
|amir25atw||Yea but it's not funny soooooo i wouldn't be surprised if you've tortured someone in the woods before.|
|amir25atw||cicis new look
|mistero della mente||if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her|
|BNet||but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
|amir25atw||Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come|
|mistero della mente||hey guys!
i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
say nice things about me on it!
|Past||No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.|
|BNet||Obviously done on purpose.. nobody is treating this like an oversight, right? =||
|atresac||DONE ON PURPOSE? NO WAY!
HERE I THOUGHT THEY ACCIDENTALLY MADE A MINUTE-LONG SPOT THAT WAS A METAPHOR FOR MASTURBATION
|BNet||WELL SHUT UP I DIDN'T KNOW HOW THE VIDEO WAS BEING PRESENTED. IT STARTS OFF WITH A PREVIEW MESSAGE SAYING "FROM THE 'WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?' FILE," SO IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY WERE PRESENTING THE VIDEO LIKE "LOL WOW THEY DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HURR HURR"|
Yesterday I went to taco bell and now my asshole hurts from shitting.
You've heard that one before, right?
But not like this.
While at Taco Bell, I figured I take a spork for the basketball game. idk why. And then I was like "Oh, Hell, why not take two?"
So I did. And sat down. Then I had the urge to take some more. So I did. And some more. It's like I couldn't stop taking sporks. I had 56 by the time I got done, (they're free so I guess technically it wouldn't be stealing but I don't know).
So I walked out, with my pockets bulging with spork goodness, and walked all the way to the game.
So I got to the game, and before I took out the sporks, some chick actually asked me if "anyone up there had a spork because she was eating taco bell
Pun and xjt has heard me say whhhaaaaAAAATTTT?? before.
Well I was like yyeeESSSSS!?!?!
~~Lol, the whole time my best friend (one of those nutcase marijuana buddies that are with you till the end I'm sure some people here know what I'm talking about) had a burrito with a mexican (I didn't capitalize mexican on purpose) face drawn on it, with a wide open mouth and a BNer mustache. It also had a turban on him made out of the wrapper.
We named him Buelo Rodriguez.~~
So. I gave her a spork.
Everyone had a good laugh.
But I felt like THE MAN!
Here is a par
Alright so unwrapped all 56 sporks (this takes a fucking lifetime)and then shouted at the top of my lungs during the National Anthem "FROM NOW ON LET'S ALL CALL OUR SPERM PENIS PULP!!!!!!"
Just kidding. But you better believe I fucking unrapped every damn one.
Then I gave them out to people and everyone started chewing on them. That's like 30 people chewing on sporks.
MEANWHILE, the star player on the other teams last name was Kyle Wehner.
It was even tattoo'd on his arm.
Lol everytime they took him out some loudmouth would ALWAYS scream "HAHHAHAHA LOOK THEY PULLED WEINER OUT HAHA WHEN ARE THEY GONNA THRUST HIM BACK IN??!!?!?!"
That guy didn't shut the fuck up the ENTIRE FUCKING GAME.
Actually, everyone ended up screaming "HAHA ITS WEINER LAWL!!!"
Anywaysssss we all chewed the fuck out of the sporks.
But I accidentally swallowed a punch of pointy plastic.
"a bunch of pointy plastic"
"swollowed a shitload of sharp plastic"
And I mean a fucking bunch.
So as you see, time came later on 30 minutes ago to shit yesterdays eaten food out.
Well, yesterdays eaten food contained: Hot Fries, Lettuce, Tomato, Cheerios, and....oh yea A SHITLOAD OF PLASTIC KILLING SPIKES.
And long story long, it made my most recent shit a living hell.
I hope the burning in my ass stops soon.
And that the swelling goes down.
And the bleeding stops.
And that the scars heal.
|L9||What in the hell.|
|BNet||I really do enjoy your stories.
When that chick asked it anyone had a spork though you should have been like RAI!!!!!!!!!!!! and thrown all 50 sporks at her face at once
|amir25atw||lmfao that woulda been fukking hilarious i just stopped laughing at that|
|Amir25atw||Only if you return the favor|
|Amir25atw||Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot|
|magikarp||BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
So that we don't luke our shit up.
|xjt22||OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
replace the word reply with "pussy"
|~dr_dude love~||getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
with 3 other friends =\\
|mistero della mente||maybe it's still in your hand|
|mistero della mente||well so far from the caymen islands we have had
Those two girls
this is an awful track record
|BNet||those two girls weren't cayminian
although i did caminian them several times.
|~dr_dude love~||We should make a band
|Punisher2||I hate it|
|punisher2||is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
i heard its pretty good
|L9||I was thinking of seeing it today
Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
|amir25atw||I wanna see it stoned|
|xjt22||IM THINKING BOUT MAKING THAT CVS OR WALLGREENS TRIP GUYS|
|og bubba kush||its in a small box you could probably crack it open and sneak the cream in your pocket while looking at something else|
|xjt22||R u telling me to steal dick cream past?..|
|punisher2||thats the funniest line i heard all day|
|og bubba kush||im saying its pretty easy to conceal cause its small|
|xjt22||Just like your boner.|
|atresac||what a RETARD
what I love about this is his attempt to make it sound like he wasn't trying to tell gays to kill themselves.
|Grecian||at least he's honest|
|Grecian||if you put LOL at the end of a sentence it means no one can take offense to it|
|Punisher2||this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p|
|mistero della mente||avatar needs to stop existing|
|mistero della mente||take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them|
|Theheight||You guys should just let me win the lottery every week|
|L9||Fuck off, TheHeight! Nobody fucking asked you!|
|Theheight||Nobody asked anything at all|
|L9||Shut the fuck up, little pussy faggot.|
|Theheight||Aww did I offend you L9? Continue to call me things over an internet forum, I'm sure that is really going to get to me eventually.|
|L9||You act like you're hot shit, but you're nothing but a little bitch ass. For real. Fucking no-life, punkass little kid.|
|L9||Dude, I feel fucking sorry for you. Real talk.|
|Theheight||Ugh surely there is someone on NDForums that is better at trolling than you, I'm sure even Punisher could do a better job than you right now and he seems like the nicest guy on this site too.|
|Theheight||Do I need to give you some info to work with? Maybe to actually get you started?|
|L9||What info do I need? You're a pussy-ass with no life and no friends.|
|Theheight||What the fuck is a pussy-ass? Haha like that isn't even an insult I have no idea what that even is supposes to be implying. And here is your chance to really get it started. Go ahead and tell me what leads you to believe I have no life and no friends.|
|Theheight||And if you try to say I am a "pussy-ass" ever again then you automatically lose.|
|L9||You can keep talking smack about me but that won't help you lose your virginity or cure your micropenis.|
|Theheight||Oh I knew the penis jokes were going to come into play eventually. I think the only thing left you have in your sorry little arsenal now is to make some bad insult about my mom, right?|
|L9||Your life was a bad insult to your mom.|
|Theheight||Hmm I still have yet to hear one good remark that actually was clever enough to affect me. Should I start using really bad grammar because that might be able to give you a fresh start? Or do you just want to give up for the night, Google some new insults and try again tomorrow?|
|L9||Man, I should waste your faggot ass. Fucking bitch.|
|Theheight||You say that as if it's not what you've been trying to do for the past 30 minutes|
|L9||If we could go head to head I'd pound your cute, round, pink little ass.|
|Theheight||To be honest, if we met head to head, you would only come up to about my shoulders at best. And if you feel like coming up to Tallahassee anytime by all means come because it would be absolutely hilarious hearing you say these things actually to my face and not over the internet.|
|L9||You'll be my Tallahassee Lassie, and I'll ride you all night long.|
|Theheight||Alright well this has gotten to the point where I am starting to truly feel embarrassed for you. If you ever try something like this again later I am probably just going to pretend to be offended so you don't have to end up at this desperate point ever again.|
|Theheight||Haha have a good night.|
|L9||Wow man, you are completely pathetic. Do you just sit around on the internet and shit-talk people all day? Do you have any life at all? (Wait, scratch that. I already know the answer. To that one.)|
|magikarp||Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck|
|xjt22||WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN|
|Unknown 1337||I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face|