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mistero della mente hey guys!

i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!

say nice things about me on it!
Past No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.


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mistero della mente you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does


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~dr_dude love~ since everyone is here

im going to stream friday the 13th
Past Sunday the 11th
Good one Past Yep


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LottoBot Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery

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Dan Back in your cage.
punisher2 hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!


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magikarp how many points does my fleshlight get


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magikarp It depends, would you just snap and break it?
amir25atw If it was broken
magikarp You'd break it if it were broken?
amir25atw Yea probably


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punisher2 ohh okay. im gonna start using Google chrome to see how many words i can find.

maybe if we get a long enough list we can send them to google ; p
atresac maybe you can suck my dick
BNet i bet people have done that already honestly lol
atresac yeah, you were one of them.
BNet i didn't send anything to google itself
atresac I meant suck my cock.,


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Yellow Jr. Hey karp

Can you teach me some Spanish
magikarp No.
magikarp That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
magikarp Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.


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punisher2 guys help me find my remote u assholes
amir25atw Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.


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yofter_in_paris I've gone 5 days straight without eating

i am turning into a skeleton, i swear
purpngold49er go another 5


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magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
atresac you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain


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atresac hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!

i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
L9 i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
magikarp who isn't though


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BNet How unfortunately stereotypical

The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.


Fried Chicken.


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


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~!unknown1337i~ I just drank an entire can of fanta orange soda.

It was great.
atresac whoa, a WHOLE CAN????

look out guys! unknown is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
atresac i mean, gosh, a whole can... that's like..... 12 ounces!!! twelve WHOLE fluid ounces!!! holy MOLEY!!
atresac that's a whopping 160 calories!
atresac and forty-four grams of sugar, FIFTEEN PERCENT of your daily recommended dosage!
atresac not to mention the fifty-five milligrams of sodium, a jaw-dropping two percent of your daily recommended allowance!
atresac unknown, you MUST be yanking me when you are telling me you consumed a can consisting of a mixture of Carbonated water, sugar, orange fruit from concentrate (5%), citric acid, vegetable concentrates (carrot and pumpkin), natural orange flavouring with other natural flavourings, preservative (potassium sorbate), malic acid, acidity regulator (sodium citrate), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, aspartame), antioxidant (ascorbic acid), stabiliser (guar gum). Contains a source of phenylalanine.
atresac the acidity regulator (sodium citrate) dude!!!!!! GAD-ZOOKS.


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mistero della mente pokemon live action movie

I lold
BNet oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[

except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
mistero della mente are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?
BNet no, real pokemon


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~dr_dude love~ its raining cats n dogs in jersey
BNet didn't you and That Loser (you) meet up yesterday
punisher2 Kelly didnt text me back once yesterday

im half convinced ddl tied him up in a closet or cannibalized him
punisher2 it was p suspect

kelly always texts back but then he went to ddls house and didnt hit me back once

o=
~dr_dude love~ pun man shoulda been there you woulda make yesterday 0.00000% better


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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


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L9 Howard the Duck

In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment.

We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read.

But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so.

But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends.

Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary film from a singularly unexpected source.

To say that both the film and its director have challenged my preconceptions about fine cinematography is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core.

In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Howard the Duck's famous motto: "IF YA CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN". But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant.

Not everyone can become a great director, but a great director can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius who directed Howard the Duck, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest director in Cleveland. I will be returning to Marshington soon, eager for more.


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atresac josh (10:17:33 PM): i just love
josh (10:17:36 PM): with
josh (10:18:03 PM): a one in115 TRILLION chance of getting all the same pokemon
josh (10:18:03 PM): is
josh (10:18:07 PM): 10,000 points
josh (10:18:17 PM): it's like
josh (10:18:36 PM): you slap your dick on the keyboard
josh (10:18:40 PM): and it writes
josh (10:18:42 PM): the bible
josh (10:18:45 PM): and you win like
josh (10:18:50 PM): 1,000 dollars
josh (10:19:02 PM): "eh not bad"


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xjt22 Buy DORIS
atresac i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass
BNet maybe you listened to dorass
atresac what's the diff amirite


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L9 er

so the stabbing pain is called angina pectoris

and bnet i think i once told you i got it too sometimes.

now i'm reading that it's not normal to get in youth, though as far as I know i was never born with any heart defects.

should I ask my parents about this?
Past in the heart area right? i get that sometimes feels like a icepick stabbing away at random
L9 just a word of advice past: if ever the stabbing sensation accompanies the feeling of your wallet being taken, you're probably being robbed.


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mistero della mente bnet i cooked you a delicious meal
BNet consisting of
mistero della mente its a pizza i ordered. i hope you like it.
BNet what's on it
mistero della mente me naked


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amir25atw Everyone say "Happy 14th birthday, Amir"
mistero della mente LMAO
atresac LMAO
Dan LMAO
Punisher2 LMAO
Russo LMAO
xjt22 LMAO
LottoBot LMAO
uiif Many Days LMAO


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punisher2 is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?

my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.

i heard its pretty good
BNet no
L9 I was thinking of seeing it today

Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
amir25atw I wanna see it stoned


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amir25atw i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet

all you live far as hell away from me
og bubba kush ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
og bubba kush and nigga i drive a infiniti


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yofter_in_paris I remastered the Kerplunk version of "Welcome to Paradise" by Green Day and put it on youtube.

Man it sounds so great now. I hope you guys like the pictures. I'm saddened that I didn't put more in, but for some reason Windows Movie Maker *eye roll* kept crashing. So I had to put fewer photos in the vidya:
yofter_in_paris You can hear that it sounds more clearer than the other versions. I ought to become a studio producer one day....*sigh*
mistero della mente yeah man *eye roll* ^_^ *sitting by a pool waiting for someone* *sigh* hes not here yet v_v


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
ENZO dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal


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magikarp Sac

Unblock me from AIM, please, I won't I.M you but just in case you want to talk or something you can just shoot me an I.M.
atresac karp, look

I hope you realize that for the most part, my hostility towards you is all for play. I mean, you're pretty funny and I enjoy reading your posts.

But you kind of get too settled into the mindset of "karp is a faggot, let's treat him like a faggot" to really be able to effectively get out of it. I mean, we all act like assholes to kaz, but he's not really that bad. It's just how we're used to treating him, so we treat him that way regardless. It's nothing personal.

Nah just kidding, I really do hate you a whole lot and would probably smirk quietly to myself if I heard you had died. I'd burst out laughing if I heard it was painful.


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xjt22 need advice? got any questions for me or ddl? ask here and we will respond with a video!

mistero della mente who smells the worst on ndf and why is it bnet



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