<BNet> I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :|
<mistero della mente> i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA
<BNet> They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.
<mistero della mente> you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does
<~dr_dude love~> HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!
<mistero della mente> yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america
<atresac> the "view" tab
<atresac> worthless piece of garbage/10
<mistero della mente> why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole
<Punisher2> this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p
<mistero della mente> avatar needs to stop existing
<mistero della mente> take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them
<xjt22> Russel wilson is a cute indian
<magikarp> Have you ever wished you could...
<magikarp> Milk yourself
<Amir25atw> Its called jacking off.
<ENZO> What the hell
<ENZO> HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
<mistero della mente> cruci-
<atresac> The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
<BNet> pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but
<BNet> have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
<punisher2> whottttttttt no
<Punisher2> whoo im in ndfs top most quote
<Punisher2> I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
<Punisher2> but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
<BNet> i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious
<mistero della mente> pokemon live action movie
<mistero della mente> I lold
<BNet> oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
<BNet> except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
<mistero della mente> are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?
<BNet> no, real pokemon
<atresac> hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
<atresac> i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
<L9> i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
<magikarp> who isn't though
<russo> go to school corey.
<BNet> i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.
<mistero della mente> hey sac
<mistero della mente> milk my asshole
<amir25atw> my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human
<L9> two trains pull into a station
<L9> one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
<L9> the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story
<mistero della mente> hes a great friend i enjoy his company
<mistero della mente> please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
<Punisher2> he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.
<Punisher2> or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
<BNet> maybe he's given up hope
<L9> pun and amir
<L9> Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
<xjt22> Whats that =O
<L9> a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms
<Past> Karp my lil sister could take you.
<magikarp> how old's your little sister?
<amir25atw> I'm going to fuck your sister
<Unknown 1337> Sac
<Unknown 1337> Why are you so angry
<atresac> well, since you asked
<Yellow Jr.> No answer
<atresac> oh look, it's yellow here to explain things.
<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz
<Punisher2> Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
<BNet> change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.
<Grecian> i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
<Grecian> true story.
<amir25atw> Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.
<LottoBot> Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
<Dan> Back in your cage.
<punisher2> hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!
<og bubba kush
> whos seeing the purge this week
<og bubba kush
> imagine a free day of crime tho
> you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?
<amir25atw> NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK
<amir25atw> When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
<BNet> i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
<BNet> also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
<L9> ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE
<Grecian> annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny
<magikarp> Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
<mistero della mente> try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.
<atresac> pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.
<L9> I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby
<atresac> drink me.
<BNet> Failing a chem test
<ENZO> That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir
<xjt22> Buy DORIS
<atresac> i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass
<BNet> maybe you listened to dorass
<atresac> what's the diff amirite
<magikarp> I hate vagina
<amir25atw> the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
<amir25atw> i never knew that
<amir25atw> so like
<amir25atw> we had to put it together
<amir25atw> like a fuckin bionicle
<atresac> no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.
<mistero della mente> i'd fuck that cock
<xXmikeDusXx> I have troubles with forum
<xXmikeDusXx> I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
<mistero della mente> invert your computer's polaric beam
<BNet> run into your computer monitor at full speed.
<Punisher2> Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it
<xjt22> o hey its free slurpee day
<Past> lil cups
<Past> stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
<BNet> don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal
<magikarp> What did you get your mom for mother's day?
<amir25atw> I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.