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#51
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir

#271
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9.7/10 (6 votes)
<magikarp> So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
<magikarp> but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
<atresac> nice fell.
<atresac> I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.

#138
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9.4/10 (8 votes)
<Punisher2> u guys should be lost on and island together
<Punisher2> it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
<mistero della mente> i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
<Punisher2> i'd fuck a tree before going that way

#341
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199/10 (9999 votes)
<L9> just thought up an AMAZING joke
<L9> nd4ums
<L9> GREAT joke

#204
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7.5/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> She's Out of My League
<ENZO> I want to fuck the main girl/10
<Past> shes out of your league

#170
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9.9/10 (8 votes)
<magikarp> What did you get your mom for mother's day?
<amir25atw> I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.

#82
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6/10 (3 votes)
<punisher2> guys help me find my remote u assholes
<amir25atw> Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.

#364
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1.6/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
<xjt22> WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
<Unknown 1337> I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face

#76
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9.5/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.

#98
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<mistero della mente> pokemon live action movie
<mistero della mente> I lold
<BNet> oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
<BNet> except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
<mistero della mente> are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?
<BNet> no, real pokemon

#349
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2.9/10 (7 votes)
<Punisher2> p gay
<Punisher2> wait! nohomo!!!!!!
<Punisher2> NOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
<xjt22> LMFAOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#220
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> I just talked to a mortgage lender.
<ENZO> That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
<magikarp> I'm proud you're doing what most people do.

#55
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7.8/10 (5 votes)
<ENZO> Looking back through those old posts I made
<ENZO> Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
<L9> What a jerk!

#231
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6.4/10 (7 votes)
<Unknown 1337> Sac
<Unknown 1337> Why are you so angry
<atresac> well, since you asked
<Yellow Jr.> No answer
<atresac> oh look, it's yellow here to explain things.

#142
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9/10 (2 votes)
<atresac> Tonight at 8
<atresac> I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
<Magikarp> What movie? :L
<atresac> except karp
<Magikarp> Sounds like an interesting movie.

#244
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8.3/10 (3 votes)
<Grecian> im not gonna watch any of these videos but
<Grecian> how do you pierce your penis?
<magikarp> You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.

#258
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9.5/10 (11 votes)
<mistero della mente> hey guys!
<mistero della mente> i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
<mistero della mente> say nice things about me on it!
<Past> No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.

#225
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9.4/10 (5 votes)
<xXmikeDusXx> I have troubles with forum
<xXmikeDusXx> I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
<mistero della mente> invert your computer's polaric beam
<BNet> run into your computer monitor at full speed.
<Punisher2> Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it

#108
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> We should make a band
<~dr_dude love~> The NDFers!
<Punisher2> I hate it

#203
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6.7/10 (6 votes)
<L9> You know what's nuts
<L9> Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
<Kazuya Mishima> It definitely has its...
<Kazuya Mishima> percs.
<magikarp> Good lord.

#313
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9.7/10 (10 votes)
<atresac> girl in my sociology class
<atresac> most annoying voice EVER
<atresac> and she never SHUTS UP
<atresac> and it's all such STUPID SHIT
<atresac> NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
<atresac> DIE.
<atresac> who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
<atresac> fuck you never talk again.
<mistero della mente> maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you

#16
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6.3/10 (3 votes)
<magikarp> I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
<nizzarf> you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
<magikarp> ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
<atresac> more like your forum was left 4 dead

#122
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7.2/10 (6 votes)
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
<Punisher2> KGO
<atresac> ruined.

#243
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9/10 (4 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> Hey karp
<Yellow Jr.> Can you teach me some Spanish
<magikarp> No.
<magikarp> That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
<magikarp> Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.

#186
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8.5/10 (6 votes)
<punisher2> we need to expand on our mexican culture
<punisher2> EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
<magikarp> I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.
<mistero della mente> and 100% gay

#45
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9/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
<~dr_dude love~> I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
<mistero della mente> stay in your posts.
<~dr_dude love~> you fucking suck.

#246
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7.8/10 (8 votes)
<atresac> hey mistero
<atresac> why'd you block me pal.
<mistero della mente> i also defriended you on facebook
<mistero della mente> i hope we can still be friends

#131
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9.6/10 (5 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> bout to stream
<~dr_dude love~> gimmie a few
<atresac> I'll watch.
<Yellow Jr.> If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
<~dr_dude love~> how the hell do i work this?

#95
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9/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
<BNet> change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.

#103
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9/10 (5 votes)
<amir25atw> Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come

#439
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7/10 (10 votes)
<amir25atw> yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya
<yofter_in_paris> i've done a lot of rough things
<purpngold49er > anal

#297
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7.7/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does

#12
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal

#72
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9/10 (5 votes)
<punisher2> Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
<punisher2> and i couldnt remember the damn words!
<punisher2> i tried to google them but!
<punisher2> lol

#90
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9.2/10 (5 votes)
<BNet> pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but
<BNet> have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
<punisher2> whottttttttt no

#150
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises

#155
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5.3/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p
<mistero della mente> avatar needs to stop existing
<mistero della mente> take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them

#303
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
<L9> no he just took it out of the frame on his wall

#196
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9.1/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D

#391
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8/10 (5 votes)
<L9> just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
<L9> and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
<L9> the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
<BNet> try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
<BNet> lmfao
<BNet> hahaha


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