<Magikarp> I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)
<Magikarp> More like rock lobster! Amirite?
<mistero della mente> i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.
<mistero della mente> pokemon live action movie
<mistero della mente> I lold
<BNet> oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
<BNet> except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
<mistero della mente> are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?
<BNet> no, real pokemon
<magikarp> My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
<magikarp> The fuck kinda shit is that /10
<BNet> in their defense, you blow me
<BNet> i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.
<Punisher2> dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
<Grecian> lol you sound retarded pun.
<Grecian> what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?
<atresac> starting school monday
<BNet> i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116
<BNet> or are you just gonna get the transfer credits
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<DuelmonkeyX> You're not as fat as my real life friends.
<magikarp> Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
<mistero della mente> try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
<magikarp> Who the fuck likes peeps?
<magikarp> I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
<BNet> *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*
<BNet> except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"
<atresac> *am i right peeps?
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir
<amir25atw> the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
<amir25atw> i never knew that
<amir25atw> so like
<amir25atw> we had to put it together
<amir25atw> like a fuckin bionicle
<atresac> no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.
<Punisher2> u guys should be lost on and island together
<Punisher2> it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
<mistero della mente> i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
<Punisher2> i'd fuck a tree before going that way
<atresac> hey mistero
<atresac> why'd you block me pal.
<mistero della mente> i also defriended you on facebook
<mistero della mente> i hope we can still be friends
<xjt22> Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."
<xjt22> could i send my child to europe with you
<mistero della mente> my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
<mistero della mente> why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
<ENZO> What the hell
<ENZO> HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
<mistero della mente> cruci-
<atresac> The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
<D> Who has tumblr
<L9> Blogging is for losers!
<D> Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
<L9> So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
<L9> Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!
<atresac> i'll be nice to ddl
<atresac> hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<atresac> shit, i messed up.
<Past> i met grecian before any of you actually
<Past> who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
<L9> syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
<L9> i think the guy was super gay.
<magikarp> Have you ever wished you could...
<magikarp> Milk yourself
<Amir25atw> Its called jacking off.
<mistero della mente> Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3
<BNet> mario sunshine
<mistero della mente> i never liked it.
<BNet> well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live
<amir25atw> i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"
<xjt22> I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me
<BNet> Failing a chem test
<ENZO> That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?
<Punisher2> WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
<Punisher2> I HATE U ALL!
<Punisher2> except amir cus he ruined it i hear
<atresac> it was Who's Nailin Palin
<atresac> a classic
<atresac> alaska to suck my cock amirite
<mistero della mente> My phone bill
<mistero della mente> as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).
<mistero della mente> IM SHITTING MYSELF
<Punisher2> go steal a bank
<Grass> whats up
<ENZO> Why haven't you drowned yourself yet
<xjt22> hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4
<xjt22> i think
<BNet> how could he tell when it was all gone?
<BNet> oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM
<mistero della mente> lol
<mistero della mente> i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post
<atresac> Tonight at 8
<atresac> I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
<Magikarp> What movie? :L
<atresac> except karp
<Magikarp> Sounds like an interesting movie.
<magikarp> Me, magikarp always has sex with men
<Amir25atw> LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
<magikarp> Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?
<Grecian> i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
<Grecian> true story.
<magikarp> I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
<nizzarf> you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
<magikarp> ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
<atresac> more like your forum was left 4 dead
<BNet> How unfortunately stereotypical
<BNet> The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
<BNet> Fried Chicken.
<~dr_dude love~> School
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<Past> You probably have no friends
<DuelmonkeyX> Fuck 1
<DuelmonkeyX> waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
<L9> They don't mail it to you?
<DuelmonkeyX> they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
<Grecian> that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.
<BNet> plus isn't "excelling at liberal arts" just a fancy way of saying we're failures.
<L9> just thought up an AMAZING joke
<L9> GREAT joke
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.
<L9> Do you love Jesus?
<L9> I love Jesus.
<Past> Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
<L9> That's nice of him.