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#14
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9/10 (10 votes)
<xjt22> o cock we need more inches no homo

#340
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5/10 (8 votes)
<mistero della mente> i'd fuck that cock

#357
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5/10 (10 votes)
<Punisher2> kiss my ass knicks suck
<xjt22> we do suck lol

#99
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8.4/10 (8 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.

#21
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8.3/10 (6 votes)
<D> Who has tumblr
<L9> Blogging is for losers!
<D> Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
<L9> So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
<L9> Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!

#271
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9.7/10 (6 votes)
<magikarp> So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
<magikarp> but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
<atresac> nice fell.
<atresac> I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.

#348
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:)/10 (9999 votes)
<Past> does someone have black night rises on dvd?
<atresac> holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
<atresac> it's black night arisen

#207
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<mistero della mente> My phone bill
<mistero della mente> as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).
<mistero della mente> IM SHITTING MYSELF
<Punisher2> go steal a bank

#122
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7.2/10 (6 votes)
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
<Punisher2> KGO
<atresac> ruined.

#193
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<DuelmonkeyX> Fuck 1
<DuelmonkeyX> waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
<DuelmonkeyX> 0/19
<L9> They don't mail it to you?
<DuelmonkeyX> they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
<Grecian> that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.

#280
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
<magikarp> So that we don't luke our shit up.
<xjt22> OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
<xjt22> replace the word reply with "pussy"

#12
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal

#177
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<~dr_dude love~> with 3 other friends =\\
<mistero della mente> maybe it's still in your hand

#168
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2.7/10 (7 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> School
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<Past> You probably have no friends

#85
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8/10 (9 votes)
<amir25atw> Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn
<amir25atw> No homo

#244
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8.3/10 (3 votes)
<Grecian> im not gonna watch any of these videos but
<Grecian> how do you pierce your penis?
<magikarp> You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.

#351
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4.6/10 (5 votes)
<Punisher2> J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
<Punisher2> mr.o just got angry i bet
<~!unknown1337i~> I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
<atresac> that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
<atresac> that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
<mistero della mente> sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him

#114
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<mistero della mente> Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3
<BNet> mario sunshine
<mistero della mente> i never liked it.
<BNet> well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live

#38
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7.3/10 (10 votes)
<BNet> I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :|
<mistero della mente> i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA
<BNet> They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.

#217
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6.5/10 (8 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> so everytime i click the random post loader
<~dr_dude love~> it stays in the same year
<~dr_dude love~> and only goes back like 2 months
<Dan> The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
<Dan> So suck my balls.

#373
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3.8/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.

#391
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7.5/10 (4 votes)
<L9> just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
<L9> and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
<L9> the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
<BNet> try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
<BNet> lmfao
<BNet> hahaha

#97
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8.3/10 (7 votes)
<atresac> pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.
<L9> I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby
<atresac> drink me.

#258
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9.5/10 (11 votes)
<mistero della mente> hey guys!
<mistero della mente> i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
<mistero della mente> say nice things about me on it!
<Past> No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.

#53
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9.2/10 (6 votes)
<L9> Pulp Fiction
<L9> 9.5/10
<atresac> fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
<BNet> Really

#68
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> someone
<BNet> ntrtayn
<Amir25atw> Only if you return the favor
<Amir25atw> Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot

#152
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<yofter mofter kofter> I am alive.
<yofter mofter kofter> *sigh* yeah..
<magikarp> That's too bad, try to fix it.

#300
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> ...
<BNet> these quotes stink

#89
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4.6/10 (5 votes)
<punisher2> is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
<punisher2> my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
<punisher2> i heard its pretty good
<BNet> no
<L9> I was thinking of seeing it today
<L9> Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
<amir25atw> I wanna see it stoned

#263
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9/10 (2 votes)
<BNet> yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
<Grecian> you were a second to slow though, bnet.
<Grecian> if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
<Grecian> think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries

#100
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<magikarp> It depends, would you just snap and break it?
<amir25atw> If it was broken
<magikarp> You'd break it if it were broken?
<amir25atw> Yea probably

#196
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9.1/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D

#234
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> Anyone...
<ENZO> ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
<L9> Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
<magikarp> Ha
<BNet> ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot

#181
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9/10 (6 votes)
<Atresac> 8/10.
<Grecian> im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
<Grecian> thats good right?
<xjt22> from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance

#222
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9/10 (5 votes)
<atresac> I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.
<atresac> Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh
<atresac> the master sword is conservatism.
<atresac> the lava is income tax.

#119
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4.2/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> What the hell
<ENZO> HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
<mistero della mente> cruci-
<atresac> -fy
<atresac> The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!

#129
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9.6/10 (5 votes)
<mistero della mente> my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
<magikarp> Why should he be dead?
<atresac> because he shot him in the head.
<atresac> british dads are immortal.

#41
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8/10 (5 votes)
<mistero della mente> lol
<mistero della mente> i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post

#230
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6.3/10 (7 votes)
<L9> How did you find this
<L9> did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
<mistero della mente> i bet daniel did it

#326
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/10 (9999 votes)
<atresac> hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
<atresac> i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
<L9> i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
<magikarp> who isn't though


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