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#150
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises

#354
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?
<mistero della mente> helga and barnaby
<mistero della mente> just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names

#88
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story

#394
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10/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> no offense past but
<BNet> i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you

#194
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8/10 (3 votes)
<L9> Do you love Jesus?
<L9> I love Jesus.
<Past> Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
<L9> That's nice of him.

#41
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8/10 (5 votes)
<mistero della mente> lol
<mistero della mente> i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post

#381
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<xjt22> Buy DORIS
<atresac> i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass
<BNet> maybe you listened to dorass
<atresac> what's the diff amirite

#8
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8.1/10 (7 votes)
<BNet> Fuck you for being so dead.
<ENZO> you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
<Russo> ^nice one

#367
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7.9/10 (10 votes)
<L9> I Don't Even Like Girls Yet
<Past> I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"

#378
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<xjt22> HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
<atresac> it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
<atresac> just seems like a waste now.

#326
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/10 (9999 votes)
<atresac> hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
<atresac> i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
<L9> i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
<magikarp> who isn't though

#45
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9/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
<~dr_dude love~> I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
<mistero della mente> stay in your posts.
<~dr_dude love~> you fucking suck.

#374
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3.8/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.
<punisher2> lol

#222
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9/10 (5 votes)
<atresac> I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.
<atresac> Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh
<atresac> the master sword is conservatism.
<atresac> the lava is income tax.

#230
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6.3/10 (7 votes)
<L9> How did you find this
<L9> did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
<mistero della mente> i bet daniel did it

#282
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<amir25atw> the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
<amir25atw> i never knew that
<amir25atw> so like
<amir25atw> we had to put it together
<amir25atw> like a fuckin bionicle
<atresac> no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.

#111
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz

#234
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> Anyone...
<ENZO> ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
<L9> Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
<magikarp> Ha
<BNet> ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot

#253
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5/10 (4 votes)
<Magikarp> I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)
<Magikarp> More like rock lobster! Amirite?
<mistero della mente> i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.

#51
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir

#294
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<russo> go to school corey.
<BNet> i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp

#268
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8.2/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> macs are for losers!
<BNet> you're a loser!
<mistero della mente> guess i have a mac then!

#279
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<Grecian> having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing
<Grecian> "i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards
<Grecian> 10/10
<magikarp> Why? Did you chop off his legs?

#328
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10/10 (4 votes)
<L9> you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
<BNet> not even in your secret dildo?
<amir25atw> its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally

#185
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9.5/10 (2 votes)
<punisher2> Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie
<punisher2> well there goes half the viewers for that movie
<Grecian> yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
<Grecian> and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
<Grecian> and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.

#270
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<L9> pun and amir
<L9> Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
<xjt22> Whats that =O
<L9> a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms

#172
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7.1/10 (7 votes)
<Grecian> justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.
<Grecian> so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
<Yellow Jr.> I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
<Past> LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.

#347
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9/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> we need a white friday tho
<Punisher2> where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.

#243
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9/10 (4 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> Hey karp
<Yellow Jr.> Can you teach me some Spanish
<magikarp> No.
<magikarp> That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
<magikarp> Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.

#122
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7.2/10 (6 votes)
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
<Punisher2> KGO
<atresac> ruined.

#375
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8/10 (6 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!
<mistero della mente> yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america

#395
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2/10 (5 votes)
<xjt22> Russel wilson is a cute indian

#82
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6/10 (3 votes)
<punisher2> guys help me find my remote u assholes
<amir25atw> Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.

#380
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<BNet> my salary is literally infinite
<BNet> my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth

#263
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9/10 (2 votes)
<BNet> yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
<Grecian> you were a second to slow though, bnet.
<Grecian> if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
<Grecian> think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries

#95
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9/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
<BNet> change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.

#364
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1.6/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
<xjt22> WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
<Unknown 1337> I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face

#274
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8.9/10 (10 votes)
<L9> hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
<yellow jr.> hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
<mistero della mente> yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO

#343
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10/10 (9999 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Yellow Jr.> What happened
<Punisher2> they beatlesd.
<amir25atw> kendra = yoko ono

#193
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<DuelmonkeyX> Fuck 1
<DuelmonkeyX> waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
<DuelmonkeyX> 0/19
<L9> They don't mail it to you?
<DuelmonkeyX> they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
<Grecian> that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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