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#70
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7.8/10 (4 votes)
<Grass> yo
<Grass> whats up
<ENZO> Why haven't you drowned yourself yet

#194
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8/10 (3 votes)
<L9> Do you love Jesus?
<L9> I love Jesus.
<Past> Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
<L9> That's nice of him.

#231
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6.4/10 (7 votes)
<Unknown 1337> Sac
<Unknown 1337> Why are you so angry
<atresac> well, since you asked
<Yellow Jr.> No answer
<atresac> oh look, it's yellow here to explain things.

#289
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9/10 (7 votes)
<Luke> so i left my hat at some sluts house
<Luke> get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
<amir25atw> dont go to sluts houses maybe
<xjt22> So many ways i can go with this.

#12
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal

#268
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8.2/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> macs are for losers!
<BNet> you're a loser!
<mistero della mente> guess i have a mac then!

#93
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7.6/10 (7 votes)
<Shine> Shine For Life
<Shine> My nigs
<D> banned
<punisher2> LOL

#163
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9.8/10 (4 votes)
<mistero della mente> if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.

#334
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8.3/10 (6 votes)
<Past> am i a bully
<BNet> no, bullies have an impact on people
<BNet> you're more like a loaf of bread

#1
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11/10 (9999 votes)
<magikarp> Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.
<BNet> i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.

#234
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> Anyone...
<ENZO> ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
<L9> Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
<magikarp> Ha
<BNet> ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot

#267
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
<magikarp> The fuck kinda shit is that /10
<BNet> in their defense, you blow me
<BNet> i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.

#207
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<mistero della mente> My phone bill
<mistero della mente> as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).
<mistero della mente> IM SHITTING MYSELF
<Punisher2> go steal a bank

#15
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7.9/10 (9 votes)
<amir25atw> Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.

#274
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8.9/10 (10 votes)
<L9> hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
<yellow jr.> hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
<mistero della mente> yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO

#291
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1.3/10 (13 votes)
<amir25atw> cicis new look
<amir25atw> omgomgomgomg
<mistero della mente> if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
<BNet> but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
<BNet> niiiiiiiiice

#186
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8.5/10 (6 votes)
<punisher2> we need to expand on our mexican culture
<punisher2> EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
<magikarp> I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.
<mistero della mente> and 100% gay

#166
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7/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
<Automated Shut up Karp Bot> shut up karp

#79
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8.3/10 (7 votes)
<BNet> How unfortunately stereotypical
<BNet> The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
<BNet> Fried Chicken.

#196
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9.1/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D

#364
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1.6/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
<xjt22> WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
<Unknown 1337> I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face

#142
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9/10 (2 votes)
<atresac> Tonight at 8
<atresac> I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
<Magikarp> What movie? :L
<atresac> except karp
<Magikarp> Sounds like an interesting movie.

#177
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<~dr_dude love~> with 3 other friends =\\
<mistero della mente> maybe it's still in your hand

#8
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8.4/10 (8 votes)
<BNet> Fuck you for being so dead.
<ENZO> you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
<Russo> ^nice one

#89
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4.6/10 (5 votes)
<punisher2> is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
<punisher2> my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
<punisher2> i heard its pretty good
<BNet> no
<L9> I was thinking of seeing it today
<L9> Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
<amir25atw> I wanna see it stoned

#203
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6.7/10 (6 votes)
<L9> You know what's nuts
<L9> Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
<Kazuya Mishima> It definitely has its...
<Kazuya Mishima> percs.
<magikarp> Good lord.

#303
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
<L9> no he just took it out of the frame on his wall

#416
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5/10 (5 votes)
<magikarp> I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
<atresac> you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain

#115
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8.2/10 (6 votes)
<BNet> Failing a chem test
<BNet> 8/10
<ENZO> That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?

#33
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7.7/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> There are cupcakes in the kitchen
<magikarp> And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
<BNet> Play russian roulette.
<L9> And start with six bullets instead of one.

#243
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9/10 (4 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> Hey karp
<Yellow Jr.> Can you teach me some Spanish
<magikarp> No.
<magikarp> That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
<magikarp> Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.

#324
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7.5/10 (2 votes)
<Past> i met grecian before any of you actually
<Past> who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
<L9> syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
<L9> i think the guy was super gay.

#98
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<mistero della mente> pokemon live action movie
<mistero della mente> I lold
<BNet> oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
<BNet> except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
<mistero della mente> are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?
<BNet> no, real pokemon

#76
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9.5/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.

#439
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7/10 (10 votes)
<amir25atw> yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya
<yofter_in_paris> i've done a lot of rough things
<purpngold49er > anal

#426
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8.6/10 (7 votes)
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS are cool
<yofter_in_paris> Nike looks like shite by comparison.
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS makes me look retro. like 80s or 90s. haha
<atresac> i will pay you $20 if you can find a SINGLE PERSON ON **EARTH** who gives a shit.

#230
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6.3/10 (7 votes)
<L9> How did you find this
<L9> did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
<mistero della mente> i bet daniel did it

#241
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<magikarp> Hey Past
<magikarp> I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
<Past> Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.
<atresac> so she's had sex once?

#286
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8.8/10 (6 votes)
<xjt22> Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."

#253
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5/10 (4 votes)
<Magikarp> I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)
<Magikarp> More like rock lobster! Amirite?
<mistero della mente> i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.


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