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#341
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199/10 (9999 votes)
<L9> just thought up an AMAZING joke
<L9> nd4ums
<L9> GREAT joke

#184
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9/10 (2 votes)
<LottoBot> Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
<LottoBot> 2/10
<Dan> Back in your cage.
<punisher2> hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!

#55
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7.8/10 (5 votes)
<ENZO> Looking back through those old posts I made
<ENZO> Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
<L9> What a jerk!

#238
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<L9> two trains pull into a station
<L9> one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
<L9> the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"

#342
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3.1/10 (7 votes)
<BNet> amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID
<amir25atw> i fucking hate you
<Punisher2> you spelled the bands name wrong tho

#96
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<ENZO> Girl Scout Thin Mints
<ENZO> fuck yeah.
<atresac> mint chocolate=go to hell.

#363
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8.6/10 (5 votes)
<amir25atw> i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
<amir25atw> all you live far as hell away from me
<og bubba kush> ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
<og bubba kush> and nigga i drive a infiniti

#276
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9.7/10 (6 votes)
<magikarp> My grades:
<magikarp> English-8 percent
<magikarp> US History-32 percent
<magikarp> Pre Algebra-25 percent
<magikarp> Skills for health-14 percent
<magikarp> Biology-22 percent
<magikarp> Computer literacy-20 percent
<magikarp> I stink and am fat.
<Spoon> You're a history buff

#395
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2/10 (5 votes)
<xjt22> Russel wilson is a cute indian

#41
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8/10 (5 votes)
<mistero della mente> lol
<mistero della mente> i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post

#250
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7/10 (7 votes)
<mistero della mente> well so far from the caymen islands we have had
<mistero della mente> Yellow
<mistero della mente> Rockaku,
<mistero della mente> Those two girls
<mistero della mente> TheGreenGuy
<mistero della mente> this is an awful track record
<BNet> those two girls weren't cayminian
<BNet> although i did caminian them several times.

#123
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3.8/10 (4 votes)
<Punisher2> HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
<Punisher2> bnet!
<BNet> I'm never taking it down.
<BNet> And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
<BNet> It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
<Yellow Jr.> Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?

#168
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2.7/10 (7 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> School
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<Past> You probably have no friends

#271
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9.7/10 (6 votes)
<magikarp> So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
<magikarp> but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
<atresac> nice fell.
<atresac> I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.

#103
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9/10 (5 votes)
<amir25atw> Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come

#93
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7.6/10 (7 votes)
<Shine> Shine For Life
<Shine> My nigs
<D> banned
<punisher2> LOL

#365
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5.6/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> whos seeing the purge this week
<og bubba kush> imagine a free day of crime tho
<L9> you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?

#391
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7.5/10 (4 votes)
<L9> just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
<L9> and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
<L9> the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
<BNet> try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
<BNet> lmfao
<BNet> hahaha

#203
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6.7/10 (6 votes)
<L9> You know what's nuts
<L9> Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
<Kazuya Mishima> It definitely has its...
<Kazuya Mishima> percs.
<magikarp> Good lord.

#244
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8.3/10 (3 votes)
<Grecian> im not gonna watch any of these videos but
<Grecian> how do you pierce your penis?
<magikarp> You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.

#33
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7.7/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> There are cupcakes in the kitchen
<magikarp> And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
<BNet> Play russian roulette.
<L9> And start with six bullets instead of one.

#51
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir

#177
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<~dr_dude love~> with 3 other friends =\\
<mistero della mente> maybe it's still in your hand

#11
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9.4/10 (8 votes)
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<DuelmonkeyX> You're not as fat as my real life friends.

#261
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9/10 (6 votes)
<Grecian> smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
<Grecian> and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
<Past> Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
<Grecian> mr clean is awesome to drink.
<Grecian> i cant believe you never drank it before.
<Grecian> try it.
<Grecian> wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.

#219
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7.3/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
<amir25atw> For a week
<amir25atw> 0/10
<L9> I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
<amir25atw> Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho

#213
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<xjt22> hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4
<xjt22> i think
<BNet> how could he tell when it was all gone?
<BNet> oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM

#86
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8.3/10 (6 votes)
<L9> HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES

#297
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7.7/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does

#142
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9/10 (2 votes)
<atresac> Tonight at 8
<atresac> I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
<Magikarp> What movie? :L
<atresac> except karp
<Magikarp> Sounds like an interesting movie.

#258
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9.5/10 (11 votes)
<mistero della mente> hey guys!
<mistero della mente> i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
<mistero della mente> say nice things about me on it!
<Past> No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.

#349
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2.9/10 (7 votes)
<Punisher2> p gay
<Punisher2> wait! nohomo!!!!!!
<Punisher2> NOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
<xjt22> LMFAOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#388
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9/10 (2 votes)
<Punisher2> whoo im in ndfs top most quote
<Punisher2> niceeeee
<Punisher2> I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
<Punisher2> but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
<BNet> i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious

#186
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8.5/10 (6 votes)
<punisher2> we need to expand on our mexican culture
<punisher2> EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
<magikarp> I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.
<mistero della mente> and 100% gay

#20
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2.4/10 (8 votes)
<magikarp> Why so dead?
<magikarp> Huh?
<ENZO> cause BNet unbanned you :(

#348
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:)/10 (9999 votes)
<Past> does someone have black night rises on dvd?
<atresac> holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
<atresac> it's black night arisen

#77
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8.9/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> I hate vagina

#12
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal

#378
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<xjt22> HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
<atresac> it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
<atresac> just seems like a waste now.

#313
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9.7/10 (10 votes)
<atresac> girl in my sociology class
<atresac> most annoying voice EVER
<atresac> and she never SHUTS UP
<atresac> and it's all such STUPID SHIT
<atresac> NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
<atresac> DIE.
<atresac> who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
<atresac> fuck you never talk again.
<mistero della mente> maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you


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