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#324
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8.3/10 (3 votes)
<Past> i met grecian before any of you actually
<Past> who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
<L9> syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
<L9> i think the guy was super gay.

#121
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5.4/10 (5 votes)
<atresac> pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
<mistero della mente> if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
<atresac> oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.

#178
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7.7/10 (3 votes)
<amir25atw> NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK
<amir25atw> When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
<BNet> i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
<BNet> also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
<L9> ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE
<Grecian> annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny

#328
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10/10 (7 votes)
<L9> you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
<BNet> not even in your secret dildo?
<amir25atw> its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally

#170
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9.9/10 (8 votes)
<magikarp> What did you get your mom for mother's day?
<amir25atw> I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.

#51
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir

#1
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11/10 (9999 votes)
<magikarp> Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.
<BNet> i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.

#380
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<BNet> my salary is literally infinite
<BNet> my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth

#434
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7.6/10 (7 votes)
<Punisher2> There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house
<Punisher2> all i hear is
<Punisher2> WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
<Punisher2> more like grand pricks

#12
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal

#82
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6/10 (3 votes)
<punisher2> guys help me find my remote u assholes
<amir25atw> Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.

#47
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8.5/10 (2 votes)
<Amir25atw> Venom was a beast
<BNet> Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.

#132
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9.9/10 (10 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> since everyone is here
<~dr_dude love~> im going to stream friday the 13th
<Past> Sunday the 11th
<Good one Past> Yep

#209
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8.9/10 (7 votes)
<Past> Karp my lil sister could take you.
<magikarp> how old's your little sister?
<Past> 8
<amir25atw> I'm going to fuck your sister

#68
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> someone
<BNet> ntrtayn
<Amir25atw> Only if you return the favor
<Amir25atw> Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot

#99
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8.4/10 (9 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.

#364
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1.6/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
<xjt22> WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
<Unknown 1337> I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face

#126
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
<Punisher2> I HATE U ALL!
<Punisher2> except amir cus he ruined it i hear
<atresac> it was Who's Nailin Palin
<atresac> a classic
<atresac> alaska to suck my cock amirite

#318
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10/10 (3 votes)
<xjt22> o hey its free slurpee day
<Past> lil cups
<Past> stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
<BNet> don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday

#225
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9.4/10 (5 votes)
<xXmikeDusXx> I have troubles with forum
<xXmikeDusXx> I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
<mistero della mente> invert your computer's polaric beam
<BNet> run into your computer monitor at full speed.
<Punisher2> Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it

#232
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9.4/10 (5 votes)
<atresac> the "view" tab
<atresac> worthless piece of garbage/10
<mistero della mente> why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole

#311
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9.6/10 (5 votes)
<magikarp> Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.
<xjt22> does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?

#79
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8.3/10 (7 votes)
<BNet> How unfortunately stereotypical
<BNet> The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
<BNet> Fried Chicken.

#116
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9.2/10 (5 votes)
<Grecian> hey ladies, have you met bnet?
<Kazuya Mishima> Hey BNet, have you met ladies?

#211
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9.4/10 (7 votes)
<Russo> I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
<BNet> i barely know her head

#381
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<xjt22> Buy DORIS
<atresac> i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass
<BNet> maybe you listened to dorass
<atresac> what's the diff amirite

#246
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7.8/10 (8 votes)
<atresac> hey mistero
<atresac> why'd you block me pal.
<mistero della mente> i also defriended you on facebook
<mistero della mente> i hope we can still be friends

#317
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11/10 (9999 votes)
<Past> I am dumb and stupid and gay

#280
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
<magikarp> So that we don't luke our shit up.
<xjt22> OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
<xjt22> replace the word reply with "pussy"

#368
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9.7/10 (9 votes)
<L9> do you have any solution ideas in mind
<BNet> i didn't read your post :)

#88
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story

#177
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<~dr_dude love~> with 3 other friends =\\
<mistero della mente> maybe it's still in your hand

#122
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7.2/10 (6 votes)
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
<Punisher2> KGO
<atresac> ruined.

#85
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8/10 (9 votes)
<amir25atw> Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn
<amir25atw> No homo

#109
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7/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.
<BNet> .... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
<magikarp> 1 vote for Billy Madison.
<mistero della mente> can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison

#197
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8.6/10 (8 votes)
<atresac> like an infection
<Dan> Like a urinary tract infection.
<BNet> I have three of those.
<BNet> My sister gave them to me.
<BNet> :X.

#133
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"

#150
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises

#341
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199/10 (9999 votes)
<L9> just thought up an AMAZING joke
<L9> nd4ums
<L9> GREAT joke

#350
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4.7/10 (10 votes)
<xjt22> i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
<duelmonkeyx> Bring out your inner martin luther king


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