<Unknown 1337> who gets the purple name
<Unknown 1337> so that I could exploit that shit
<mistero della mente> yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits
<mistero della mente> bnet
<mistero della mente> i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
<BNet> i will stream anti-minecraft
<BNet> you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.
<~dr_dude love~> We should make a band
<~dr_dude love~> The NDFers!
<Punisher2> I hate it
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
<xjt22> o hey its free slurpee day
<Past> lil cups
<Past> stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
<BNet> don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday
<~dr_dude love~> School
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<Past> You probably have no friends
<magikarp> I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
<atresac> you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain
<atresac> pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
<mistero della mente> if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
<atresac> oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.
<L9> pun and amir
<L9> Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
<xjt22> Whats that =O
<L9> a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms
<amir25atw> Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come
<mistero della mente> i'd fuck that cock
<punisher2> is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
<punisher2> my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
<punisher2> i heard its pretty good
<L9> I was thinking of seeing it today
<L9> Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
<amir25atw> I wanna see it stoned
<Grecian> im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
<Grecian> thats good right?
<xjt22> from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance
<magikarp> Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
<xjt22> WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
<Unknown 1337> I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face
<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises
<Punisher2> I got cable for the first time in years
<Punisher2> they are still playing boy meets world on abc family.
<Punisher2> tv is useless.
<Punisher2> abc family not abc
<Punisher2> I better not find full house and fresh prince on nick still or else ill curse out someone.
<Punisher2> Might as well put this remote in the fridge.
<magikarp> It depends, would you just snap and break it?
<amir25atw> If it was broken
<magikarp> You'd break it if it were broken?
<amir25atw> Yea probably
<russo> go to school corey.
<BNet> i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp
<amir25atw> "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"
<atresac> starting school monday
<BNet> i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116
<BNet> or are you just gonna get the transfer credits
<ENZO> Looking back through those old posts I made
<ENZO> Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
<L9> What a jerk!
<atresac> the "view" tab
<atresac> worthless piece of garbage/10
<mistero della mente> why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole
<atresac> girl in my sociology class
<atresac> most annoying voice EVER
<atresac> and she never SHUTS UP
<atresac> and it's all such STUPID SHIT
<atresac> NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
<atresac> who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
<atresac> fuck you never talk again.
<mistero della mente> maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you
<magikarp> does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
<Automated Shut up Karp Bot> shut up karp
<LottoBot> Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
<Dan> Back in your cage.
<punisher2> hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!
<magikarp> Pun sent me
<magikarp> (No Message)
<mistero della mente> get out
<BNet> Failing a chem test
<ENZO> That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?
<Punisher2> u guys should be lost on and island together
<Punisher2> it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
<mistero della mente> i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
<Punisher2> i'd fuck a tree before going that way
<L9> I Don't Even Like Girls Yet
<Past> I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"
<amir25atw> yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya
<yofter_in_paris> i've done a lot of rough things
<purpngold49er > anal
<Grecian> smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
<Grecian> and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
<Past> Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
<Grecian> mr clean is awesome to drink.
<Grecian> i cant believe you never drank it before.
<Grecian> try it.
<Grecian> wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.
<mistero della mente> hey guys!
<mistero della mente> i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
<mistero della mente> say nice things about me on it!
<Past> No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.
<atresac> 1892 points left.
<atresac> what important events happened in that year?
<BNet> American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.
<xjt22> could i send my child to europe with you
<mistero della mente> my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
<mistero della mente> why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
<mistero della mente> yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA
<mistero della mente> now can i go back to watching this? =/
<BNet> Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.
<BNet> We'll do it again, too.
<L9> just thought up an AMAZING joke
<L9> GREAT joke
<amir25atw> the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
<amir25atw> i never knew that
<amir25atw> so like
<amir25atw> we had to put it together
<amir25atw> like a fuckin bionicle
<atresac> no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.
<magikarp> Who the fuck likes peeps?
<magikarp> I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
<BNet> *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*
<BNet> except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"
<atresac> *am i right peeps?
<amir25atw> i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"
<~dr_dude love~> eat me
<mistero della mente> you're like a meal for 12 fuck that