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#297
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7.7/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does

#291
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1.3/10 (13 votes)
<amir25atw> cicis new look
<amir25atw> omgomgomgomg
<mistero della mente> if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
<BNet> but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
<BNet> niiiiiiiiice

#82
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6/10 (3 votes)
<punisher2> guys help me find my remote u assholes
<amir25atw> Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.

#367
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7.9/10 (10 votes)
<L9> I Don't Even Like Girls Yet
<Past> I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"

#105
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<L9> In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)
<BNet> Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder
<BNet> or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure

#394
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10/10 (5 votes)
<BNet> no offense past but
<BNet> i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you

#219
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7.3/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
<amir25atw> For a week
<amir25atw> 0/10
<L9> I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
<amir25atw> Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho

#368
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9.7/10 (9 votes)
<L9> do you have any solution ideas in mind
<BNet> i didn't read your post :)

#427
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4.5/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp > Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit

#186
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8.5/10 (6 votes)
<punisher2> we need to expand on our mexican culture
<punisher2> EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
<magikarp> I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.
<mistero della mente> and 100% gay

#123
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3.8/10 (4 votes)
<Punisher2> HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
<Punisher2> bnet!
<BNet> I'm never taking it down.
<BNet> And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
<BNet> It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
<Yellow Jr.> Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?

#177
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<~dr_dude love~> with 3 other friends =\\
<mistero della mente> maybe it's still in your hand

#100
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<magikarp> It depends, would you just snap and break it?
<amir25atw> If it was broken
<magikarp> You'd break it if it were broken?
<amir25atw> Yea probably

#414
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9.2/10 (6 votes)
<atresac> i'll be nice to ddl
<atresac> hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<atresac> shit, i messed up.

#99
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8.4/10 (9 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.

#309
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9.7/10 (6 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> eat me
<mistero della mente> you're like a meal for 12 fuck that

#351
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4.6/10 (5 votes)
<Punisher2> J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
<Punisher2> mr.o just got angry i bet
<~!unknown1337i~> I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
<atresac> that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
<atresac> that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
<mistero della mente> sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him

#342
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3.1/10 (7 votes)
<BNet> amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID
<amir25atw> i fucking hate you
<Punisher2> you spelled the bands name wrong tho

#426
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8.6/10 (7 votes)
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS are cool
<yofter_in_paris> Nike looks like shite by comparison.
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS makes me look retro. like 80s or 90s. haha
<atresac> i will pay you $20 if you can find a SINGLE PERSON ON **EARTH** who gives a shit.

#258
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9.5/10 (11 votes)
<mistero della mente> hey guys!
<mistero della mente> i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
<mistero della mente> say nice things about me on it!
<Past> No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.

#205
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9/10 (4 votes)
<amir25atw> Going to tennessee be back friday
<amir25atw> Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
<L9> LMAO
<Punisher2> LMAO
<BNet> LMAO

#166
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7/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
<Automated Shut up Karp Bot> shut up karp

#15
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7.9/10 (9 votes)
<amir25atw> Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.

#142
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9/10 (2 votes)
<atresac> Tonight at 8
<atresac> I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
<Magikarp> What movie? :L
<atresac> except karp
<Magikarp> Sounds like an interesting movie.

#224
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8.5/10 (10 votes)
<mistero della mente> hey sac
<mistero della mente> milk my asshole
<amir25atw> my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human

#88
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story

#280
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
<magikarp> So that we don't luke our shit up.
<xjt22> OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
<xjt22> replace the word reply with "pussy"

#300
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> ...
<BNet> these quotes stink

#380
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<BNet> my salary is literally infinite
<BNet> my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth

#376
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6.5/10 (4 votes)
<xjt22> could i send my child to europe with you
<mistero della mente> my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
<mistero della mente> why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
<xjt22> LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#170
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9.9/10 (8 votes)
<magikarp> What did you get your mom for mother's day?
<amir25atw> I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.

#243
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9/10 (4 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> Hey karp
<Yellow Jr.> Can you teach me some Spanish
<magikarp> No.
<magikarp> That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
<magikarp> Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.

#116
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9.2/10 (5 votes)
<Grecian> hey ladies, have you met bnet?
<Kazuya Mishima> Hey BNet, have you met ladies?

#349
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2.9/10 (7 votes)
<Punisher2> p gay
<Punisher2> wait! nohomo!!!!!!
<Punisher2> NOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
<xjt22> LMFAOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#434
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7.6/10 (7 votes)
<Punisher2> There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house
<Punisher2> all i hear is
<Punisher2> WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
<Punisher2> more like grand pricks

#289
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9/10 (7 votes)
<Luke> so i left my hat at some sluts house
<Luke> get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
<amir25atw> dont go to sluts houses maybe
<xjt22> So many ways i can go with this.

#395
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2/10 (5 votes)
<xjt22> Russel wilson is a cute indian

#108
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> We should make a band
<~dr_dude love~> The NDFers!
<Punisher2> I hate it

#431
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9.7/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"

#151
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9.3/10 (4 votes)
<Grecian> i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
<L9> You must be pretty flexible.


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