<mistero della mente> bnet
<mistero della mente> i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
<BNet> i will stream anti-minecraft
<BNet> you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.
<amir25atw> the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
<amir25atw> i never knew that
<amir25atw> so like
<amir25atw> we had to put it together
<amir25atw> like a fuckin bionicle
<atresac> no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.
<~dr_dude love~> HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!
<mistero della mente> yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS are cool
<yofter_in_paris> Nike looks like shite by comparison.
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS makes me look retro. like 80s or 90s. haha
<atresac> i will pay you $20 if you can find a SINGLE PERSON ON **EARTH** who gives a shit.
<Unknown 1337> who gets the purple name
<Unknown 1337> so that I could exploit that shit
<mistero della mente> yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits
<L9> two trains pull into a station
<L9> one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
<L9> the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
<atresac> hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
<atresac> i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
<L9> i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
<magikarp> who isn't though
<Punisher2> J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
<Punisher2> mr.o just got angry i bet
<~!unknown1337i~> I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
<atresac> that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
<atresac> that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
<mistero della mente> sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him
<BNet> Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.
<BNet> .... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
<magikarp> 1 vote for Billy Madison.
<mistero della mente> can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison
<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz
<Past> does someone have black night rises on dvd?
<atresac> holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
<atresac> it's black night arisen
<amir25atw> Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.
<magikarp> I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
<atresac> you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain
> you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
> not even in your secret dildo?
> its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally
<Punisher2> WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
<Punisher2> I HATE U ALL!
<Punisher2> except amir cus he ruined it i hear
<atresac> it was Who's Nailin Palin
<atresac> a classic
<atresac> alaska to suck my cock amirite
<mistero della mente> Singularity sounds P NEAT
<mistero della mente> [tl;dr]
<mistero della mente> 6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
<BNet> you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
<mistero della mente> how about you download my shit right into your mouth
<BNet> server not found motherfucker
<magikarp> Have you ever wished you could...
<magikarp> Milk yourself
<Amir25atw> Its called jacking off.
<Grecian> hey ladies, have you met bnet?
<Kazuya Mishima> Hey BNet, have you met ladies?
<Past> i met grecian before any of you actually
<Past> who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
<L9> syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
<L9> i think the guy was super gay.
<L9> just thought up an AMAZING joke
<L9> GREAT joke
<L9> just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
<L9> and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
<L9> the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
<BNet> try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
<~dr_dude love~> School
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<Past> You probably have no friends
<xjt22> i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir
<Yellow Jr.> I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Yellow Jr.> What happened
<Punisher2> they beatlesd.
<amir25atw> kendra = yoko ono
<L9> How did you find this
<L9> did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
<mistero della mente> i bet daniel did it
<BNet> my salary is literally infinite
<BNet> my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth
<atresac> I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.
<atresac> Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh
<atresac> the master sword is conservatism.
<atresac> the lava is income tax.
<atresac> pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.
<L9> I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby
<atresac> drink me.
<xjt22> HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
<atresac> it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
<atresac> just seems like a waste now.
<amir25atw> Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come
<Punisher2> p gay
<Punisher2> wait! nohomo!!!!!!
<atresac> the "view" tab
<atresac> worthless piece of garbage/10
<mistero della mente> why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir
<ENZO> ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
<L9> Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
<BNet> ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot
<xjt22> Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."
<amir25atw> Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
<amir25atw> For a week
<L9> I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
<amir25atw> Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho
<Grecian> i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
<Grecian> true story.
<mistero della mente> hes a great friend i enjoy his company
<mistero della mente> please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
<Punisher2> he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.
<Punisher2> or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
<BNet> maybe he's given up hope
<Past> am i a bully
<BNet> no, bullies have an impact on people
<BNet> you're more like a loaf of bread
<Shine> Shine For Life
<Shine> My nigs