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#129
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9.6/10 (5 votes)
<mistero della mente> my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
<magikarp> Why should he be dead?
<atresac> because he shot him in the head.
<atresac> british dads are immortal.

#308
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9.5/10 (6 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> Any of you guys drive here?
<~dr_dude love~> Just curious
<atresac> i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.

#205
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9/10 (4 votes)
<amir25atw> Going to tennessee be back friday
<amir25atw> Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
<L9> LMAO
<Punisher2> LMAO
<BNet> LMAO

#5
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9.6/10 (7 votes)
<mistero della mente> yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA
<mistero della mente> now can i go back to watching this? =/
<BNet> Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.
<BNet> We'll do it again, too.

#349
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2.9/10 (7 votes)
<Punisher2> p gay
<Punisher2> wait! nohomo!!!!!!
<Punisher2> NOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
<xjt22> LMFAOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#111
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz

#79
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8.3/10 (7 votes)
<BNet> How unfortunately stereotypical
<BNet> The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
<BNet> Fried Chicken.

#99
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8.4/10 (8 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.

#381
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<xjt22> Buy DORIS
<atresac> i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass
<BNet> maybe you listened to dorass
<atresac> what's the diff amirite

#175
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9.3/10 (4 votes)
<L9> No Blue stream? ;_;
<Yellow Jr.> Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
<L9> When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
<L9> Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.

#6
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9.4/10 (10 votes)
<magikarp> Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
<mistero della mente> try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.

#125
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9/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> Who the fuck likes peeps?
<magikarp> I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
<BNet> *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*
<BNet> except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"
<atresac> *am i right peeps?

#142
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9/10 (2 votes)
<atresac> Tonight at 8
<atresac> I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
<Magikarp> What movie? :L
<atresac> except karp
<Magikarp> Sounds like an interesting movie.

#414
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<atresac> i'll be nice to ddl
<atresac> hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<atresac> shit, i messed up.

#300
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> ...
<BNet> these quotes stink

#156
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6.3/10 (4 votes)
<atresac> wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.
<atresac> this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.
<Punisher2> more like avatar part 2 rite

#177
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<~dr_dude love~> with 3 other friends =\\
<mistero della mente> maybe it's still in your hand

#193
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<DuelmonkeyX> Fuck 1
<DuelmonkeyX> waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
<DuelmonkeyX> 0/19
<L9> They don't mail it to you?
<DuelmonkeyX> they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
<Grecian> that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.

#162
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<Grecian> i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
<Grecian> true story.

#263
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9/10 (2 votes)
<BNet> yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
<Grecian> you were a second to slow though, bnet.
<Grecian> if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
<Grecian> think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries

#93
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7.6/10 (7 votes)
<Shine> Shine For Life
<Shine> My nigs
<D> banned
<punisher2> LOL

#8
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8.1/10 (7 votes)
<BNet> Fuck you for being so dead.
<ENZO> you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
<Russo> ^nice one

#176
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7/10 (4 votes)
<mistero della mente> o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive
<atresac> I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.
<mistero della mente> get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good

#21
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8.6/10 (7 votes)
<D> Who has tumblr
<L9> Blogging is for losers!
<D> Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
<L9> So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
<L9> Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!

#203
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6.7/10 (6 votes)
<L9> You know what's nuts
<L9> Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
<Kazuya Mishima> It definitely has its...
<Kazuya Mishima> percs.
<magikarp> Good lord.

#12
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal

#124
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8.6/10 (7 votes)
<Punisher2> dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
<Grecian> lol you sound retarded pun.
<Grecian> what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?

#328
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10/10 (4 votes)
<L9> you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
<BNet> not even in your secret dildo?
<amir25atw> its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally

#334
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8.3/10 (6 votes)
<Past> am i a bully
<BNet> no, bullies have an impact on people
<BNet> you're more like a loaf of bread

#38
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7.3/10 (10 votes)
<BNet> I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :|
<mistero della mente> i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA
<BNet> They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.

#270
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<L9> pun and amir
<L9> Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
<xjt22> Whats that =O
<L9> a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms

#41
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8/10 (5 votes)
<mistero della mente> lol
<mistero della mente> i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post

#107
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6.3/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs
<L9> Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes

#364
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1.6/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
<xjt22> WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
<Unknown 1337> I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face

#16
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6.3/10 (3 votes)
<magikarp> I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
<nizzarf> you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
<magikarp> ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
<atresac> more like your forum was left 4 dead

#276
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9.7/10 (6 votes)
<magikarp> My grades:
<magikarp> English-8 percent
<magikarp> US History-32 percent
<magikarp> Pre Algebra-25 percent
<magikarp> Skills for health-14 percent
<magikarp> Biology-22 percent
<magikarp> Computer literacy-20 percent
<magikarp> I stink and am fat.
<Spoon> You're a history buff

#373
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3.8/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.

#150
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises

#15
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7.9/10 (9 votes)
<amir25atw> Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.

#368
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9.9/10 (8 votes)
<L9> do you have any solution ideas in mind
<BNet> i didn't read your post :)


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