<xjt22> o she had her period btw
<atresac> must have been a miscarriage.
<Amir25atw> Only if you return the favor
<Amir25atw> Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal
<mistero della mente> they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
<~dr_dude love~> I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
<mistero della mente> stay in your posts.
<~dr_dude love~> you fucking suck.
<amir25atw> Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
<amir25atw> For a week
<L9> I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
<amir25atw> Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho
<xjt22> nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D
<Grecian> having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing
<Grecian> "i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards
<magikarp> Why? Did you chop off his legs?
<BNet> Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.
<BNet> .... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
<magikarp> 1 vote for Billy Madison.
<mistero della mente> can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison
<magikarp> Hey Past
<magikarp> I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
<Past> Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.
<atresac> so she's had sex once?
<BNet> someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
<BNet> hint: it's 45
<L9> Can you give us another hint
<Punisher2> this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p
<mistero della mente> avatar needs to stop existing
<mistero della mente> take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them
<russo> go to school corey.
<BNet> i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp
<atresac> wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.
<atresac> this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.
<Punisher2> more like avatar part 2 rite
<Punisher2> There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house
<Punisher2> all i hear is
<Punisher2> WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
<Punisher2> more like grand pricks
<atresac> Tonight at 8
<atresac> I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
<Magikarp> What movie? :L
<atresac> except karp
<Magikarp> Sounds like an interesting movie.
<L9> In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)
<BNet> Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder
<BNet> or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure
<BNet> How unfortunately stereotypical
<BNet> The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
<BNet> Fried Chicken.
<atresac> i'll be nice to ddl
<atresac> hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<atresac> shit, i messed up.
<ENZO> She's Out of My League
<ENZO> I want to fuck the main girl/10
<Past> shes out of your league
<yofter mofter kofter> I am alive.
<yofter mofter kofter> *sigh* yeah..
<magikarp> That's too bad, try to fix it.
<~dr_dude love~> We should make a band
<~dr_dude love~> The NDFers!
<Punisher2> I hate it
<Luke> so i left my hat at some sluts house
<Luke> get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
<amir25atw> dont go to sluts houses maybe
<xjt22> So many ways i can go with this.
<yofter_in_paris> I've gone 5 days straight without eating
<yofter_in_paris> i am turning into a skeleton, i swear
<purpngold49er> go another 5
<xjt22> Buy DORIS
<atresac> i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass
<BNet> maybe you listened to dorass
<atresac> what's the diff amirite
<xjt22> could i send my child to europe with you
<mistero della mente> my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
<mistero della mente> why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
<xjt22> Russel wilson is a cute indian
<mistero della mente> yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA
<mistero della mente> now can i go back to watching this? =/
<BNet> Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.
<BNet> We'll do it again, too.
<BNet> "Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"
<Omgsports2> Ur mouth too
<BNet> xjt schooling me on chocolate over here
<BNet> Fuck you for being so dead.
<ENZO> you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
<Russo> ^nice one
<mistero della mente> hey sac
<mistero della mente> milk my asshole
<amir25atw> my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human
<Grecian> justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.
<Grecian> so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
<Yellow Jr.> I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
<Past> LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.
<amir25atw> "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"
<mistero della mente> i'd fuck that cock
<atresac> I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.
<atresac> Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh
<atresac> the master sword is conservatism.
<atresac> the lava is income tax.
<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz
<BNet> my salary is literally infinite
<BNet> my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth
<Grecian> Today is Canada day
<Grecian> so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
<Grecian> everything is closed
<atresac> what's a canada
<atresac> The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!
<mistero della mente> My phone bill
<mistero della mente> as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).
<mistero della mente> IM SHITTING MYSELF
<Punisher2> go steal a bank
<Grecian> hey ladies, have you met bnet?
<Kazuya Mishima> Hey BNet, have you met ladies?
<Past> I am dumb and stupid and gay