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#95
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9/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
<BNet> change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.

#397
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6.7/10 (3 votes)
<xjt22> i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir

#155
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5.3/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p
<mistero della mente> avatar needs to stop existing
<mistero della mente> take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them

#268
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8.2/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> macs are for losers!
<BNet> you're a loser!
<mistero della mente> guess i have a mac then!

#341
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199/10 (9999 votes)
<L9> just thought up an AMAZING joke
<L9> nd4ums
<L9> GREAT joke

#267
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
<magikarp> The fuck kinda shit is that /10
<BNet> in their defense, you blow me
<BNet> i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.

#209
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8.9/10 (7 votes)
<Past> Karp my lil sister could take you.
<magikarp> how old's your little sister?
<Past> 8
<amir25atw> I'm going to fuck your sister

#286
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8.8/10 (6 votes)
<xjt22> Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."

#231
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6.4/10 (7 votes)
<Unknown 1337> Sac
<Unknown 1337> Why are you so angry
<atresac> well, since you asked
<Yellow Jr.> No answer
<atresac> oh look, it's yellow here to explain things.

#293
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9.1/10 (8 votes)
<BNet> fuck you karp.
<BNet> seriously fuck every inch of you.
<mistero della mente> yeah, fuck darkhiei
<darkhiei> the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?!

#216
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9.6/10 (5 votes)
<mistero della mente> Singularity sounds P NEAT
<mistero della mente> [tl;dr]
<mistero della mente> 6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
<BNet> you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
<mistero della mente> how about you download my shit right into your mouth
<BNet> server not found motherfucker

#289
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9/10 (7 votes)
<Luke> so i left my hat at some sluts house
<Luke> get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
<amir25atw> dont go to sluts houses maybe
<xjt22> So many ways i can go with this.

#378
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<xjt22> HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
<atresac> it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
<atresac> just seems like a waste now.

#6
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9.4/10 (10 votes)
<magikarp> Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
<mistero della mente> try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.

#93
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7.6/10 (7 votes)
<Shine> Shine For Life
<Shine> My nigs
<D> banned
<punisher2> LOL

#232
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9.4/10 (5 votes)
<atresac> the "view" tab
<atresac> worthless piece of garbage/10
<mistero della mente> why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole

#86
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8.3/10 (6 votes)
<L9> HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES

#304
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3.3/10 (3 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> i'm not gay but
<Yellow Jr.> there's something about sonics cum...
<Yellow Jr.> please respond

#53
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9.2/10 (6 votes)
<L9> Pulp Fiction
<L9> 9.5/10
<atresac> fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
<BNet> Really

#184
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9/10 (2 votes)
<LottoBot> Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
<LottoBot> 2/10
<Dan> Back in your cage.
<punisher2> hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!

#225
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9.4/10 (5 votes)
<xXmikeDusXx> I have troubles with forum
<xXmikeDusXx> I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
<mistero della mente> invert your computer's polaric beam
<BNet> run into your computer monitor at full speed.
<Punisher2> Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it

#222
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9/10 (5 votes)
<atresac> I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.
<atresac> Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh
<atresac> the master sword is conservatism.
<atresac> the lava is income tax.

#88
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story

#151
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9.3/10 (4 votes)
<Grecian> i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
<L9> You must be pretty flexible.

#76
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9.5/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.

#393
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<mistero della mente> hes a great friend i enjoy his company
<mistero della mente> please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
<Punisher2> he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.
<Punisher2> or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
<BNet> maybe he's given up hope

#41
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8/10 (5 votes)
<mistero della mente> lol
<mistero della mente> i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post

#142
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9/10 (2 votes)
<atresac> Tonight at 8
<atresac> I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
<Magikarp> What movie? :L
<atresac> except karp
<Magikarp> Sounds like an interesting movie.

#391
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7.5/10 (4 votes)
<L9> just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
<L9> and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
<L9> the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
<BNet> try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
<BNet> lmfao
<BNet> hahaha

#193
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<DuelmonkeyX> Fuck 1
<DuelmonkeyX> waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
<DuelmonkeyX> 0/19
<L9> They don't mail it to you?
<DuelmonkeyX> they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
<Grecian> that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.

#10
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6.3/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> o she had her period btw
<atresac> must have been a miscarriage.

#326
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/10 (9999 votes)
<atresac> hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
<atresac> i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
<L9> i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
<magikarp> who isn't though

#70
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7/10 (3 votes)
<Grass> yo
<Grass> whats up
<ENZO> Why haven't you drowned yourself yet

#219
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7.3/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
<amir25atw> For a week
<amir25atw> 0/10
<L9> I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
<amir25atw> Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho

#121
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5.4/10 (5 votes)
<atresac> pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
<mistero della mente> if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
<atresac> oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.

#17
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6.9/10 (7 votes)
<Rinoa> If this is another zubat, I'm going to...
<Rinoa> THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM
<Rinoa> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<BNet> Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3
<atresac> A paras? that's hot.

#178
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10/10 (2 votes)
<amir25atw> NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK
<amir25atw> When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
<BNet> i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
<BNet> also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
<L9> ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE
<Grecian> annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny

#103
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9/10 (5 votes)
<amir25atw> Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come

#33
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7.7/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> There are cupcakes in the kitchen
<magikarp> And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
<BNet> Play russian roulette.
<L9> And start with six bullets instead of one.

#175
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9.3/10 (4 votes)
<L9> No Blue stream? ;_;
<Yellow Jr.> Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
<L9> When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
<L9> Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.


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