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#368
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9.7/10 (9 votes)
<L9> do you have any solution ideas in mind
<BNet> i didn't read your post :)

#123
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3.8/10 (4 votes)
<Punisher2> HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
<Punisher2> bnet!
<BNet> I'm never taking it down.
<BNet> And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
<BNet> It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
<Yellow Jr.> Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?

#77
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8.9/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> I hate vagina

#347
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9/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> we need a white friday tho
<Punisher2> where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.

#291
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1.3/10 (13 votes)
<amir25atw> cicis new look
<amir25atw> omgomgomgomg
<mistero della mente> if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
<BNet> but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
<BNet> niiiiiiiiice

#51
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir

#1
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11/10 (9999 votes)
<magikarp> Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.
<BNet> i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.

#3
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9.7/10 (10 votes)
<Unknown 1337> who gets the purple name
<Unknown 1337> so that I could exploit that shit
<mistero della mente> yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits

#268
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8.2/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> macs are for losers!
<BNet> you're a loser!
<mistero della mente> guess i have a mac then!

#363
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8.6/10 (5 votes)
<amir25atw> i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
<amir25atw> all you live far as hell away from me
<og bubba kush> ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
<og bubba kush> and nigga i drive a infiniti

#280
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
<magikarp> So that we don't luke our shit up.
<xjt22> OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
<xjt22> replace the word reply with "pussy"

#186
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8.5/10 (6 votes)
<punisher2> we need to expand on our mexican culture
<punisher2> EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
<magikarp> I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.
<mistero della mente> and 100% gay

#388
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9/10 (2 votes)
<Punisher2> whoo im in ndfs top most quote
<Punisher2> niceeeee
<Punisher2> I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
<Punisher2> but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
<BNet> i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious

#234
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> Anyone...
<ENZO> ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
<L9> Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
<magikarp> Ha
<BNet> ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot

#5
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9.6/10 (7 votes)
<mistero della mente> yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA
<mistero della mente> now can i go back to watching this? =/
<BNet> Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.
<BNet> We'll do it again, too.

#88
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story

#98
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<mistero della mente> pokemon live action movie
<mistero della mente> I lold
<BNet> oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
<BNet> except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
<mistero della mente> are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?
<BNet> no, real pokemon

#334
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8.3/10 (6 votes)
<Past> am i a bully
<BNet> no, bullies have an impact on people
<BNet> you're more like a loaf of bread

#205
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9/10 (4 votes)
<amir25atw> Going to tennessee be back friday
<amir25atw> Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
<L9> LMAO
<Punisher2> LMAO
<BNet> LMAO

#302
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9.8/10 (4 votes)
<atresac> starting school monday
<atresac> yeeee
<BNet> i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116
<BNet> or are you just gonna get the transfer credits

#357
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5/10 (10 votes)
<Punisher2> kiss my ass knicks suck
<xjt22> we do suck lol

#193
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<DuelmonkeyX> Fuck 1
<DuelmonkeyX> waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
<DuelmonkeyX> 0/19
<L9> They don't mail it to you?
<DuelmonkeyX> they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
<Grecian> that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.

#159
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7.8/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
<BNet> hint: it's 45
<L9> Can you give us another hint

#207
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<mistero della mente> My phone bill
<mistero della mente> as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).
<mistero della mente> IM SHITTING MYSELF
<Punisher2> go steal a bank

#97
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8.3/10 (7 votes)
<atresac> pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.
<L9> I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby
<atresac> drink me.

#297
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7.7/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does

#109
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7/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.
<BNet> .... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
<magikarp> 1 vote for Billy Madison.
<mistero della mente> can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison

#381
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<xjt22> Buy DORIS
<atresac> i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass
<BNet> maybe you listened to dorass
<atresac> what's the diff amirite

#258
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9.5/10 (11 votes)
<mistero della mente> hey guys!
<mistero della mente> i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
<mistero della mente> say nice things about me on it!
<Past> No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.

#45
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9/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
<~dr_dude love~> I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
<mistero della mente> stay in your posts.
<~dr_dude love~> you fucking suck.

#350
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4.1/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
<duelmonkeyx> Bring out your inner martin luther king

#378
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<xjt22> HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
<atresac> it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
<atresac> just seems like a waste now.

#108
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> We should make a band
<~dr_dude love~> The NDFers!
<Punisher2> I hate it

#286
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8.8/10 (6 votes)
<xjt22> Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."

#142
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9/10 (2 votes)
<atresac> Tonight at 8
<atresac> I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
<Magikarp> What movie? :L
<atresac> except karp
<Magikarp> Sounds like an interesting movie.

#270
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<L9> pun and amir
<L9> Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
<xjt22> Whats that =O
<L9> a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms

#8
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8.1/10 (7 votes)
<BNet> Fuck you for being so dead.
<ENZO> you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
<Russo> ^nice one

#238
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<L9> two trains pull into a station
<L9> one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
<L9> the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"

#150
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises

#197
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8.6/10 (8 votes)
<atresac> like an infection
<Dan> Like a urinary tract infection.
<BNet> I have three of those.
<BNet> My sister gave them to me.
<BNet> :X.


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