<L9> do you have any solution ideas in mind
<BNet> i didn't read your post :)
<L9> No Blue stream? ;_;
<Yellow Jr.> Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
<L9> When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
<L9> Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.
<Grecian> im not gonna watch any of these videos but
<Grecian> how do you pierce your penis?
<magikarp> You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.
<mistero della mente> Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3
<BNet> mario sunshine
<mistero della mente> i never liked it.
<BNet> well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live
<D> Who has tumblr
<L9> Blogging is for losers!
<D> Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
<L9> So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
<L9> Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!
<BNet> "Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"
<Omgsports2> Ur mouth too
<BNet> xjt schooling me on chocolate over here
<mistero della mente> my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
<magikarp> Why should he be dead?
<atresac> because he shot him in the head.
<atresac> british dads are immortal.
<Grass> whats up
<ENZO> Why haven't you drowned yourself yet
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir
<magikarp> There are cupcakes in the kitchen
<magikarp> And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
<BNet> Play russian roulette.
<L9> And start with six bullets instead of one.
<Punisher2> this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p
<mistero della mente> avatar needs to stop existing
<mistero della mente> take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them
<BNet> you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs
<L9> Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes
<magikarp> Hey Past
<magikarp> I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
<Past> Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.
<atresac> so she's had sex once?
<Punisher2> There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house
<Punisher2> all i hear is
<Punisher2> WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
<Punisher2> more like grand pricks
<BNet> "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"
<Past> i met grecian before any of you actually
<Past> who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
<L9> syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
<L9> i think the guy was super gay.
<mistero della mente> Singularity sounds P NEAT
<mistero della mente> [tl;dr]
<mistero della mente> 6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
<BNet> you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
<mistero della mente> how about you download my shit right into your mouth
<BNet> server not found motherfucker
<BNet> Failing a chem test
<ENZO> That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?
<atresac> starting school monday
<BNet> i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116
<BNet> or are you just gonna get the transfer credits
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS are cool
<yofter_in_paris> Nike looks like shite by comparison.
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS makes me look retro. like 80s or 90s. haha
<atresac> i will pay you $20 if you can find a SINGLE PERSON ON **EARTH** who gives a shit.
<atresac> 1892 points left.
<atresac> what important events happened in that year?
<BNet> American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.
<xjt22> o cock we need more inches no homo
<BNet> pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but
<BNet> have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
<punisher2> whottttttttt no
<magikarp> So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
<magikarp> but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
<atresac> nice fell.
<atresac> I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.
<Grecian> having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing
<Grecian> "i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards
<magikarp> Why? Did you chop off his legs?
<Grecian> im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
<Grecian> thats good right?
<xjt22> from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance
<Grecian> smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
<Grecian> and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
<Past> Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
<Grecian> mr clean is awesome to drink.
<Grecian> i cant believe you never drank it before.
<Grecian> try it.
<Grecian> wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.
<amir25atw> Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
<amir25atw> For a week
<L9> I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
<amir25atw> Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho
<xjt22> I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me
<Punisher2> Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
<BNet> change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.
<mistero della mente> they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
<~dr_dude love~> I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
<mistero della mente> stay in your posts.
<~dr_dude love~> you fucking suck.
<amir25atw> Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.
<magikarp> What did you get your mom for mother's day?
<amir25atw> I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.
<xjt22> Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."
<L9> mistero as someone who lives across a body of water roughly the size of the lower north american continent what do you make of all this immigration business we have down here
<mistero della mente> well it brought ddl into your country, so
<mistero della mente> pretty much the worst thing that can happen to america
<mistero della mente> i don't actually know if ddl has mexican ancestry, but i don't like ddl
<Unknown 1337> who gets the purple name
<Unknown 1337> so that I could exploit that shit
<mistero della mente> yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits
<Punisher2> kiss my ass knicks suck
<xjt22> we do suck lol
<magikarp> how many points does my fleshlight get
<Punisher2> u guys should be lost on and island together
<Punisher2> it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
<mistero della mente> i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
<Punisher2> i'd fuck a tree before going that way
<atresac> hey mistero
<atresac> why'd you block me pal.
<mistero della mente> i also defriended you on facebook
<mistero della mente> i hope we can still be friends