<atresac> hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
<atresac> i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
<L9> i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
<magikarp> who isn't though
<atresac> pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
<mistero della mente> if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
<atresac> oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.
<Punisher2> HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
<BNet> I'm never taking it down.
<BNet> And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
<BNet> It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
<Yellow Jr.> Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?
<Grecian> having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing
<Grecian> "i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards
<magikarp> Why? Did you chop off his legs?
<Past> Karp my lil sister could take you.
<magikarp> how old's your little sister?
<amir25atw> I'm going to fuck your sister
<Amir25atw> Only if you return the favor
<Amir25atw> Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot
<mistero della mente> pokemon live action movie
<mistero della mente> I lold
<BNet> oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
<BNet> except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
<mistero della mente> are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?
<BNet> no, real pokemon
<L9> two trains pull into a station
<L9> one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
<L9> the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
<magikarp> I hate vagina
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.
<Grecian> justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.
<Grecian> so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
<Yellow Jr.> I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
<Past> LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.
<L9> How did you find this
<L9> did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
<mistero della mente> i bet daniel did it
<~dr_dude love~> Any of you guys drive here?
<~dr_dude love~> Just curious
<atresac> i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.
<magikarp> Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
<mistero della mente> try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.
<BNet> someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
<BNet> hint: it's 45
<L9> Can you give us another hint
<punisher2> Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie
<punisher2> well there goes half the viewers for that movie
<Grecian> yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
<Grecian> and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
<Grecian> and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.
<Shine> Shine For Life
<Shine> My nigs
<L9> mistero as someone who lives across a body of water roughly the size of the lower north american continent what do you make of all this immigration business we have down here
<mistero della mente> well it brought ddl into your country, so
<mistero della mente> pretty much the worst thing that can happen to america
<mistero della mente> i don't actually know if ddl has mexican ancestry, but i don't like ddl
<magikarp> Hey Past
<magikarp> I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
<Past> Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.
<atresac> so she's had sex once?
<Past> does someone have black night rises on dvd?
<atresac> holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
<atresac> it's black night arisen
<amir25atw> Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn
<amir25atw> No homo
<mistero della mente> hes a great friend i enjoy his company
<mistero della mente> please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
<Punisher2> he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.
<Punisher2> or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
<BNet> maybe he's given up hope
<Punisher2> dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
<Grecian> lol you sound retarded pun.
<Grecian> what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?
<magikarp> My grades:
<magikarp> English-8 percent
<magikarp> US History-32 percent
<magikarp> Pre Algebra-25 percent
<magikarp> Skills for health-14 percent
<magikarp> Biology-22 percent
<magikarp> Computer literacy-20 percent
<magikarp> I stink and am fat.
<Spoon> You're a history buff
<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises
<amir25atw> cicis new look
<mistero della mente> if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
<BNet> but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
<Yellow Jr.> Hey karp
<Yellow Jr.> Can you teach me some Spanish
<magikarp> That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
<magikarp> Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.
<og bubba kush
> whos seeing the purge this week
<og bubba kush
> imagine a free day of crime tho
> you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?
<BNet> yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
<Grecian> you were a second to slow though, bnet.
<Grecian> if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
<Grecian> think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
<magikarp> Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
<xjt22> WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
<Unknown 1337> I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face
<ENZO> What the hell
<ENZO> HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
<mistero della mente> cruci-
<atresac> The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
<D> Fun NDF fact
<D> it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
<L9> I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.
<yofter_in_paris> I've gone 5 days straight without eating
<yofter_in_paris> i am turning into a skeleton, i swear
<purpngold49er> go another 5
<ENZO> She's Out of My League
<ENZO> I want to fuck the main girl/10
<Past> shes out of your league
<atresac> the "view" tab
<atresac> worthless piece of garbage/10
<mistero della mente> why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole
<magikarp> Me, magikarp always has sex with men
<Amir25atw> LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
<magikarp> Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?
<russo> go to school corey.
<BNet> i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp
<amir25atw> i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"
<amir25atw> "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"
<~dr_dude love~> getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<~dr_dude love~> with 3 other friends =\\
<mistero della mente> maybe it's still in your hand