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#308
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9.5/10 (6 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> Any of you guys drive here?
<~dr_dude love~> Just curious
<atresac> i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.

#291
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1.3/10 (13 votes)
<amir25atw> cicis new look
<amir25atw> omgomgomgomg
<mistero della mente> if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
<BNet> but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
<BNet> niiiiiiiiice

#79
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8.3/10 (7 votes)
<BNet> How unfortunately stereotypical
<BNet> The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
<BNet> Fried Chicken.

#431
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9.7/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"

#111
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz

#1
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11/10 (9999 votes)
<magikarp> Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.
<BNet> i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.

#313
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9.7/10 (10 votes)
<atresac> girl in my sociology class
<atresac> most annoying voice EVER
<atresac> and she never SHUTS UP
<atresac> and it's all such STUPID SHIT
<atresac> NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
<atresac> DIE.
<atresac> who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
<atresac> fuck you never talk again.
<mistero della mente> maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you

#289
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9/10 (7 votes)
<Luke> so i left my hat at some sluts house
<Luke> get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
<amir25atw> dont go to sluts houses maybe
<xjt22> So many ways i can go with this.

#351
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4.6/10 (5 votes)
<Punisher2> J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
<Punisher2> mr.o just got angry i bet
<~!unknown1337i~> I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
<atresac> that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
<atresac> that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
<mistero della mente> sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him

#324
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7.5/10 (2 votes)
<Past> i met grecian before any of you actually
<Past> who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
<L9> syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
<L9> i think the guy was super gay.

#348
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:)/10 (9999 votes)
<Past> does someone have black night rises on dvd?
<atresac> holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
<atresac> it's black night arisen

#263
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9/10 (2 votes)
<BNet> yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
<Grecian> you were a second to slow though, bnet.
<Grecian> if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
<Grecian> think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries

#434
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7.4/10 (5 votes)
<Punisher2> There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house
<Punisher2> all i hear is
<Punisher2> WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
<Punisher2> more like grand pricks

#178
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7.7/10 (3 votes)
<amir25atw> NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK
<amir25atw> When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
<BNet> i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
<BNet> also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
<L9> ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE
<Grecian> annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny

#3
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9.7/10 (10 votes)
<Unknown 1337> who gets the purple name
<Unknown 1337> so that I could exploit that shit
<mistero della mente> yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits

#416
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5/10 (5 votes)
<magikarp> I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
<atresac> you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain

#175
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9.3/10 (4 votes)
<L9> No Blue stream? ;_;
<Yellow Jr.> Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
<L9> When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
<L9> Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.

#300
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> ...
<BNet> these quotes stink

#51
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir

#267
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
<magikarp> The fuck kinda shit is that /10
<BNet> in their defense, you blow me
<BNet> i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.

#241
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<magikarp> Hey Past
<magikarp> I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
<Past> Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.
<atresac> so she's had sex once?

#271
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9.7/10 (6 votes)
<magikarp> So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
<magikarp> but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
<atresac> nice fell.
<atresac> I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.

#219
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7.3/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
<amir25atw> For a week
<amir25atw> 0/10
<L9> I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
<amir25atw> Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho

#116
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9.2/10 (5 votes)
<Grecian> hey ladies, have you met bnet?
<Kazuya Mishima> Hey BNet, have you met ladies?

#21
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8.6/10 (7 votes)
<D> Who has tumblr
<L9> Blogging is for losers!
<D> Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
<L9> So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
<L9> Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!

#99
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8.4/10 (9 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.

#88
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story

#304
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3.3/10 (3 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> i'm not gay but
<Yellow Jr.> there's something about sonics cum...
<Yellow Jr.> please respond

#415
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9/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> "Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"
<Omgsports2> Ur mouth too
<BNet> xjt schooling me on chocolate over here

#365
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5.6/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> whos seeing the purge this week
<og bubba kush> imagine a free day of crime tho
<L9> you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?

#373
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4.4/10 (9 votes)
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.

#395
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2/10 (5 votes)
<xjt22> Russel wilson is a cute indian

#70
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7.8/10 (4 votes)
<Grass> yo
<Grass> whats up
<ENZO> Why haven't you drowned yourself yet

#374
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3.8/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.
<punisher2> lol

#293
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9.3/10 (10 votes)
<BNet> fuck you karp.
<BNet> seriously fuck every inch of you.
<mistero della mente> yeah, fuck darkhiei
<darkhiei> the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?!

#350
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4.1/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
<duelmonkeyx> Bring out your inner martin luther king

#203
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6.7/10 (6 votes)
<L9> You know what's nuts
<L9> Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
<Kazuya Mishima> It definitely has its...
<Kazuya Mishima> percs.
<magikarp> Good lord.

#274
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8.9/10 (10 votes)
<L9> hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
<yellow jr.> hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
<mistero della mente> yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO

#156
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6.3/10 (4 votes)
<atresac> wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.
<atresac> this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.
<Punisher2> more like avatar part 2 rite

#196
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9.1/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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