<Punisher2> WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
<Punisher2> I HATE U ALL!
<Punisher2> except amir cus he ruined it i hear
<atresac> it was Who's Nailin Palin
<atresac> a classic
<atresac> alaska to suck my cock amirite
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
<Punisher2> whoo im in ndfs top most quote
<Punisher2> I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
<Punisher2> but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
<BNet> i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious
<Punisher2> u guys should be lost on and island together
<Punisher2> it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
<mistero della mente> i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
<Punisher2> i'd fuck a tree before going that way
<mistero della mente> my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
<magikarp> Why should he be dead?
<atresac> because he shot him in the head.
<atresac> british dads are immortal.
<L9> just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
<L9> and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
<L9> the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
<BNet> try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
<xjt22> hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4
<xjt22> i think
<BNet> how could he tell when it was all gone?
<BNet> oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM
<D> Fun NDF fact
<D> it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
<L9> I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.
<xjt22> could i send my child to europe with you
<mistero della mente> my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
<mistero della mente> why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
<Magikarp> I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)
<Magikarp> More like rock lobster! Amirite?
<mistero della mente> i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.
<amir25atw> Going to tennessee be back friday
<amir25atw> Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
<Punisher2> HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
<BNet> I'm never taking it down.
<BNet> And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
<BNet> It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
<Yellow Jr.> Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?
<BNet> I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :|
<mistero della mente> i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA
<BNet> They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.
<xjt22> Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."
<~dr_dude love~> getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<~dr_dude love~> with 3 other friends =\\
<mistero della mente> maybe it's still in your hand
<magikarp> I hate vagina
<~dr_dude love~> since everyone is here
<~dr_dude love~> im going to stream friday the 13th
<Past> Sunday the 11th
<Good one Past> Yep
<~dr_dude love~> HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!
<mistero della mente> yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america
<BNet> Failing a chem test
<ENZO> That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?
<Past> does someone have black night rises on dvd?
<atresac> holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
<atresac> it's black night arisen
<mistero della mente> i'd fuck that cock
<Past> i met grecian before any of you actually
<Past> who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
<L9> syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
<L9> i think the guy was super gay.
<BNet> How unfortunately stereotypical
<BNet> The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
<BNet> Fried Chicken.
<mistero della mente> they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
<~dr_dude love~> I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
<mistero della mente> stay in your posts.
<~dr_dude love~> you fucking suck.
<amir25atw> Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
<amir25atw> For a week
<L9> I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
<amir25atw> Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho
<magikarp> how many points does my fleshlight get
<magikarp> BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
<magikarp> So that we don't luke our shit up.
<xjt22> OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
<xjt22> replace the word reply with "pussy"
<amir25atw> "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"
<Grecian> Today is Canada day
<Grecian> so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
<Grecian> everything is closed
<atresac> what's a canada
<atresac> The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!
<atresac> i'll be nice to ddl
<atresac> hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<atresac> shit, i messed up.
<Yellow Jr.> Hey karp
<Yellow Jr.> Can you teach me some Spanish
<magikarp> That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
<magikarp> Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.
<amir25atw> i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
<amir25atw> all you live far as hell away from me
<og bubba kush> ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
<og bubba kush> and nigga i drive a infiniti
<~dr_dude love~> We should make a band
<~dr_dude love~> The NDFers!
<Punisher2> I hate it
<Past> Karp my lil sister could take you.
<magikarp> how old's your little sister?
<amir25atw> I'm going to fuck your sister
<Past> I am dumb and stupid and gay
<ENZO> She's Out of My League
<ENZO> I want to fuck the main girl/10
<Past> shes out of your league
<xjt22> o cock we need more inches no homo
<atresac> Tonight at 8
<atresac> I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
<Magikarp> What movie? :L
<atresac> except karp
<Magikarp> Sounds like an interesting movie.
<BNet> fuck you karp.
<BNet> seriously fuck every inch of you.
<mistero della mente> yeah, fuck darkhiei
<darkhiei> the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?!