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#267
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
<magikarp> The fuck kinda shit is that /10
<BNet> in their defense, you blow me
<BNet> i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.

#122
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7.2/10 (6 votes)
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
<Punisher2> KGO
<atresac> ruined.

#99
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8.4/10 (8 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.

#72
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9/10 (5 votes)
<punisher2> Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
<punisher2> and i couldnt remember the damn words!
<punisher2> i tried to google them but!
<punisher2> lol

#414
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<atresac> i'll be nice to ddl
<atresac> hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<atresac> shit, i messed up.

#280
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
<magikarp> So that we don't luke our shit up.
<xjt22> OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
<xjt22> replace the word reply with "pussy"

#334
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8.3/10 (6 votes)
<Past> am i a bully
<BNet> no, bullies have an impact on people
<BNet> you're more like a loaf of bread

#124
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8.6/10 (7 votes)
<Punisher2> dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
<Grecian> lol you sound retarded pun.
<Grecian> what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?

#45
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9/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
<~dr_dude love~> I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
<mistero della mente> stay in your posts.
<~dr_dude love~> you fucking suck.

#287
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4.9/10 (7 votes)
<amir25atw> "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"

#207
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<mistero della mente> My phone bill
<mistero della mente> as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).
<mistero della mente> IM SHITTING MYSELF
<Punisher2> go steal a bank

#219
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7.3/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
<amir25atw> For a week
<amir25atw> 0/10
<L9> I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
<amir25atw> Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho

#378
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<xjt22> HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
<atresac> it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
<atresac> just seems like a waste now.

#217
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6.5/10 (8 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> so everytime i click the random post loader
<~dr_dude love~> it stays in the same year
<~dr_dude love~> and only goes back like 2 months
<Dan> The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
<Dan> So suck my balls.

#373
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3.8/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.

#53
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9.2/10 (6 votes)
<L9> Pulp Fiction
<L9> 9.5/10
<atresac> fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
<BNet> Really

#139
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> im going to stream
<~dr_dude love~> anything you use want!
<~dr_dude love~> PIC NAO
<~dr_dude love~> fuck, you guys*
<BNet> well fuck you too!

#12
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal

#17
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6.9/10 (7 votes)
<Rinoa> If this is another zubat, I'm going to...
<Rinoa> THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM
<Rinoa> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<BNet> Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3
<atresac> A paras? that's hot.

#95
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9/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
<BNet> change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.

#368
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9.9/10 (8 votes)
<L9> do you have any solution ideas in mind
<BNet> i didn't read your post :)

#326
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/10 (9999 votes)
<atresac> hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
<atresac> i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
<L9> i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
<magikarp> who isn't though

#357
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5/10 (10 votes)
<Punisher2> kiss my ass knicks suck
<xjt22> we do suck lol

#132
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9.9/10 (10 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> since everyone is here
<~dr_dude love~> im going to stream friday the 13th
<Past> Sunday the 11th
<Good one Past> Yep

#230
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6.3/10 (7 votes)
<L9> How did you find this
<L9> did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
<mistero della mente> i bet daniel did it

#10
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6.3/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> o she had her period btw
<atresac> must have been a miscarriage.

#82
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6/10 (3 votes)
<punisher2> guys help me find my remote u assholes
<amir25atw> Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.

#225
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9.4/10 (5 votes)
<xXmikeDusXx> I have troubles with forum
<xXmikeDusXx> I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
<mistero della mente> invert your computer's polaric beam
<BNet> run into your computer monitor at full speed.
<Punisher2> Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it

#184
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9/10 (2 votes)
<LottoBot> Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
<LottoBot> 2/10
<Dan> Back in your cage.
<punisher2> hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!

#363
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8.6/10 (5 votes)
<amir25atw> i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
<amir25atw> all you live far as hell away from me
<og bubba kush> ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
<og bubba kush> and nigga i drive a infiniti

#58
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<magikarp> Have you ever wished you could...
<magikarp> Milk yourself
<Amir25atw> Its called jacking off.

#238
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<L9> two trains pull into a station
<L9> one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
<L9> the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"

#62
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> Me, magikarp always has sex with men
<Amir25atw> LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
<magikarp> Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?

#115
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7.8/10 (5 votes)
<BNet> Failing a chem test
<BNet> 8/10
<ENZO> That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?

#234
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> Anyone...
<ENZO> ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
<L9> Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
<magikarp> Ha
<BNet> ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot

#341
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199/10 (9999 votes)
<L9> just thought up an AMAZING joke
<L9> nd4ums
<L9> GREAT joke

#47
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8.5/10 (2 votes)
<Amir25atw> Venom was a beast
<BNet> Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.

#365
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5.6/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> whos seeing the purge this week
<og bubba kush> imagine a free day of crime tho
<L9> you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?

#374
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3.8/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.
<punisher2> lol

#333
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9.3/10 (10 votes)
<L9> mistero as someone who lives across a body of water roughly the size of the lower north american continent what do you make of all this immigration business we have down here
<mistero della mente> well it brought ddl into your country, so
<mistero della mente> pretty much the worst thing that can happen to america
<mistero della mente> i don't actually know if ddl has mexican ancestry, but i don't like ddl


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