<Past> Karp my lil sister could take you.
<magikarp> how old's your little sister?
<amir25atw> I'm going to fuck your sister
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.
<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises
<BNet> "Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"
<Omgsports2> Ur mouth too
<BNet> xjt schooling me on chocolate over here
<magikarp> My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
<magikarp> The fuck kinda shit is that /10
<BNet> in their defense, you blow me
<BNet> i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.
<magikarp> So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
<magikarp> but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
<atresac> nice fell.
<atresac> I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.
<L9> hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
<yellow jr.> hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
<mistero della mente> yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO
<ENZO> I just talked to a mortgage lender.
<ENZO> That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
<magikarp> I'm proud you're doing what most people do.
<Shine> Shine For Life
<Shine> My nigs
<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz
<atresac> pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.
<L9> I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby
<atresac> drink me.
<mistero della mente> i'd fuck that cock
<Russo> I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
<BNet> i barely know her head
<mistero della mente> well so far from the caymen islands we have had
<mistero della mente> Yellow
<mistero della mente> Rockaku,
<mistero della mente> Those two girls
<mistero della mente> TheGreenGuy
<mistero della mente> this is an awful track record
<BNet> those two girls weren't cayminian
<BNet> although i did caminian them several times.
<ENZO> Looking back through those old posts I made
<ENZO> Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
<L9> What a jerk!
<mistero della mente> bnet
<mistero della mente> i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
<BNet> i will stream anti-minecraft
<BNet> you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.
<punisher2> Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie
<punisher2> well there goes half the viewers for that movie
<Grecian> yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
<Grecian> and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
<Grecian> and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.
<xjt22> o she had her period btw
<atresac> must have been a miscarriage.
<amir25atw> NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK
<amir25atw> When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
<BNet> i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
<BNet> also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
<L9> ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE
<Grecian> annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny
<L9> two trains pull into a station
<L9> one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
<L9> the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
<mistero della mente> they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
<~dr_dude love~> I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
<mistero della mente> stay in your posts.
<~dr_dude love~> you fucking suck.
<Past> am i a bully
<BNet> no, bullies have an impact on people
<BNet> you're more like a loaf of bread
<punisher2> guys help me find my remote u assholes
<amir25atw> Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.
<Unknown 1337> who gets the purple name
<Unknown 1337> so that I could exploit that shit
<mistero della mente> yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits
<magikarp> It depends, would you just snap and break it?
<amir25atw> If it was broken
<magikarp> You'd break it if it were broken?
<amir25atw> Yea probably
<Grecian> hey ladies, have you met bnet?
<Kazuya Mishima> Hey BNet, have you met ladies?
<xjt22> o cock we need more inches no homo
<xXmikeDusXx> I have troubles with forum
<xXmikeDusXx> I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
<mistero della mente> invert your computer's polaric beam
<BNet> run into your computer monitor at full speed.
<Punisher2> Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it
<mistero della mente> hey sac
<mistero della mente> milk my asshole
<amir25atw> my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human
<Past> i met grecian before any of you actually
<Past> who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
<L9> syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
<L9> i think the guy was super gay.
<xjt22> HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
<atresac> it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
<atresac> just seems like a waste now.
<ENZO> She's Out of My League
<ENZO> I want to fuck the main girl/10
<Past> shes out of your league
<Grecian> i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
<Grecian> true story.
<atresac> I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.
<atresac> Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh
<atresac> the master sword is conservatism.
<atresac> the lava is income tax.
<magikarp> Me, magikarp always has sex with men
<Amir25atw> LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
<magikarp> Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?
<Punisher2> whoo im in ndfs top most quote
<Punisher2> I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
<Punisher2> but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
<BNet> i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious
<Yellow Jr.> i'm not gay but
<Yellow Jr.> there's something about sonics cum...
<Yellow Jr.> please respond
<atresac> 1892 points left.
<atresac> what important events happened in that year?
<BNet> American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.
<L9> Pulp Fiction
<atresac> fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
<xjt22> hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4
<xjt22> i think
<BNet> how could he tell when it was all gone?
<BNet> oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM