<~dr_dude love~> since everyone is here
<~dr_dude love~> im going to stream friday the 13th
<Past> Sunday the 11th
<Good one Past> Yep

<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.

<mistero della mente> Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3
<BNet> mario sunshine
<mistero della mente> i never liked it.
<BNet> well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live

<Punisher2> HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
<Punisher2> bnet!
<BNet> I'm never taking it down.
<BNet> And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
<BNet> It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
<Yellow Jr.> Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?

<BNet> ...
<BNet> these quotes stink

<mistero della mente> they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
<~dr_dude love~> I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
<mistero della mente> stay in your posts.
<~dr_dude love~> you fucking suck.

<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz

<Grecian> im not gonna watch any of these videos but
<Grecian> how do you pierce your penis?
<magikarp> You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.

<Amir25atw> Venom was a beast
<BNet> Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.

<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises

<magikarp> does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
<Automated Shut up Karp Bot> shut up karp

<Yellow Jr.> Hey karp
<Yellow Jr.> Can you teach me some Spanish
<magikarp> No.
<magikarp> That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
<magikarp> Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.

<mistero della mente> My phone bill
<mistero della mente> as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).
<mistero della mente> IM SHITTING MYSELF
<Punisher2> go steal a bank

<Rinoa> If this is another zubat, I'm going to...
<Rinoa> THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM
<Rinoa> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<BNet> Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3
<atresac> A paras? that's hot.

<mistero della mente> you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does

<BNet> someone
<BNet> ntrtayn
<Amir25atw> Only if you return the favor
<Amir25atw> Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot

<punisher2> Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie
<punisher2> well there goes half the viewers for that movie
<Grecian> yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
<Grecian> and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
<Grecian> and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.

<mistero della mente> hey sac
<mistero della mente> milk my asshole
<amir25atw> my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human

<L9> How did you find this
<L9> did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
<mistero della mente> i bet daniel did it

<LottoBot> Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
<LottoBot> 2/10
<Dan> Back in your cage.
<punisher2> hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!

<Punisher2> dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
<Grecian> lol you sound retarded pun.
<Grecian> what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?

<xjt22> hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4
<xjt22> i think
<BNet> how could he tell when it was all gone?
<BNet> oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM

<BNet> "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"

<L9> No Blue stream? ;_;
<Yellow Jr.> Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
<L9> When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
<L9> Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.

<mistero della mente> if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.

<magikarp> BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
<magikarp> So that we don't luke our shit up.
<xjt22> OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
<xjt22> replace the word reply with "pussy"

<Grass> yo
<Grass> whats up
<ENZO> Why haven't you drowned yourself yet

<mistero della mente> Singularity sounds P NEAT
<mistero della mente> [tl;dr]
<mistero della mente> 6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
<BNet> you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
<mistero della mente> how about you download my shit right into your mouth
<BNet> server not found motherfucker

<xXmikeDusXx> I have troubles with forum
<xXmikeDusXx> I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
<mistero della mente> invert your computer's polaric beam
<BNet> run into your computer monitor at full speed.
<Punisher2> Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it

<L9> pun and amir
<L9> Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
<xjt22> Whats that =O
<L9> a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms

<Past> Karp my lil sister could take you.
<magikarp> how old's your little sister?
<Past> 8
<amir25atw> I'm going to fuck your sister

<punisher2> guys help me find my remote u assholes
<amir25atw> Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.

<Grecian> i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
<L9> You must be pretty flexible.

<Unknown 1337> who gets the purple name
<Unknown 1337> so that I could exploit that shit
<mistero della mente> yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits

<magikarp> Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
<mistero della mente> try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.

<atresac> hey mistero
<atresac> why'd you block me pal.
<mistero della mente> i also defriended you on facebook
<mistero della mente> i hope we can still be friends

<ENZO> What the hell
<ENZO> HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
<mistero della mente> cruci-
<atresac> -fy
<atresac> The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!

<magikarp> There are cupcakes in the kitchen
<magikarp> And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
<BNet> Play russian roulette.
<L9> And start with six bullets instead of one.

<ENZO> Anyone...
<ENZO> ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
<L9> Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
<magikarp> Ha
<BNet> ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot

<magikarp> What did you get your mom for mother's day?
<amir25atw> I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.