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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> ...
<BNet> these quotes stink

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8.6/10 (7 votes)
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS are cool
<yofter_in_paris> Nike looks like shite by comparison.
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS makes me look retro. like 80s or 90s. haha
<atresac> i will pay you $20 if you can find a SINGLE PERSON ON **EARTH** who gives a shit.

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4.6/10 (5 votes)
<Punisher2> J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
<Punisher2> mr.o just got angry i bet
<~!unknown1337i~> I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
<atresac> that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
<atresac> that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
<mistero della mente> sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him

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7.6/10 (7 votes)
<Shine> Shine For Life
<Shine> My nigs
<D> banned
<punisher2> LOL

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9/10 (4 votes)
<amir25atw> Going to tennessee be back friday
<amir25atw> Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
<Punisher2> LMAO

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9.6/10 (5 votes)
<mistero della mente> my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
<magikarp> Why should he be dead?
<atresac> because he shot him in the head.
<atresac> british dads are immortal.

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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story

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6.7/10 (3 votes)
<xjt22> i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir

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8.4/10 (9 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.

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7.7/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> There are cupcakes in the kitchen
<magikarp> And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
<BNet> Play russian roulette.
<L9> And start with six bullets instead of one.

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7.7/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does

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9/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> "Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"
<Omgsports2> Ur mouth too
<BNet> xjt schooling me on chocolate over here

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9/10 (2 votes)
<LottoBot> Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
<LottoBot> 2/10
<Dan> Back in your cage.
<punisher2> hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!

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6/10 (3 votes)
<punisher2> guys help me find my remote u assholes
<amir25atw> Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.

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8.5/10 (6 votes)
<punisher2> we need to expand on our mexican culture
<magikarp> I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.
<mistero della mente> and 100% gay

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5.4/10 (5 votes)
<atresac> pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
<mistero della mente> if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
<atresac> oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.

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9/10 (8 votes)
<xjt22> I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me

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9.5/10 (2 votes)
<punisher2> Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie
<punisher2> well there goes half the viewers for that movie
<Grecian> yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
<Grecian> and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
<Grecian> and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.

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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<amir25atw> the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
<amir25atw> i never knew that
<amir25atw> so like
<amir25atw> we had to put it together
<amir25atw> like a fuckin bionicle
<atresac> no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.

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4.1/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
<duelmonkeyx> Bring out your inner martin luther king

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5.3/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p
<mistero della mente> avatar needs to stop existing
<mistero della mente> take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them

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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<atresac> 1892 points left.
<atresac> what important events happened in that year?
<BNet> American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.

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8.6/10 (5 votes)
<amir25atw> i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
<amir25atw> all you live far as hell away from me
<og bubba kush> ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
<og bubba kush> and nigga i drive a infiniti

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<L9> No Blue stream? ;_;
<Yellow Jr.> Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
<L9> When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
<L9> Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.

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9.8/10 (5 votes)
<atresac> starting school monday
<atresac> yeeee
<BNet> i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116
<BNet> or are you just gonna get the transfer credits

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5/10 (4 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> i'm not gay but
<Yellow Jr.> there's something about sonics cum...
<Yellow Jr.> please respond

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9.5/10 (11 votes)
<mistero della mente> hey guys!
<mistero della mente> i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
<mistero della mente> say nice things about me on it!
<Past> No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.

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11/10 (9999 votes)
<magikarp> Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.
<BNet> i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.

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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
<~dr_dude love~> 1/10
<~dr_dude love~> with 3 other friends =\\
<mistero della mente> maybe it's still in your hand

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<ENZO> Anyone...
<ENZO> ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
<L9> Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
<magikarp> Ha
<BNet> ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot

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9/10 (6 votes)
<Grecian> smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
<Grecian> and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
<Past> Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
<Grecian> mr clean is awesome to drink.
<Grecian> i cant believe you never drank it before.
<Grecian> try it.
<Grecian> wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.

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9/10 (10 votes)
<xjt22> o cock we need more inches no homo

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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> someone
<BNet> ntrtayn
<Amir25atw> Only if you return the favor
<Amir25atw> Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot

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<L9> just thought up an AMAZING joke
<L9> nd4ums
<L9> GREAT joke

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6.2/10 (6 votes)
<yofter_in_paris> I've gone 5 days straight without eating
<yofter_in_paris> i am turning into a skeleton, i swear
<purpngold49er> go another 5

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<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises

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9.7/10 (10 votes)
<atresac> girl in my sociology class
<atresac> most annoying voice EVER
<atresac> and she never SHUTS UP
<atresac> and it's all such STUPID SHIT
<atresac> DIE.
<atresac> who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
<atresac> fuck you never talk again.
<mistero della mente> maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you

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9/10 (8 votes)
<magikarp> I hate vagina

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7.7/10 (3 votes)
<amir25atw> When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
<BNet> i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
<BNet> also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
<Grecian> annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny

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<mistero della mente> lol
<mistero della mente> i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post

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