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#328
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10/10 (4 votes)
<L9> you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
<BNet> not even in your secret dildo?
<amir25atw> its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally

#218
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6.7/10 (3 votes)
<Grecian> Today is Canada day
<Grecian> so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
<Grecian> everything is closed
<atresac> what's a canada
<atresac> The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!

#348
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:)/10 (9999 votes)
<Past> does someone have black night rises on dvd?
<atresac> holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
<atresac> it's black night arisen

#123
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3.8/10 (4 votes)
<Punisher2> HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
<Punisher2> bnet!
<BNet> I'm never taking it down.
<BNet> And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
<BNet> It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
<Yellow Jr.> Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?

#297
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7.7/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does

#185
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9.5/10 (2 votes)
<punisher2> Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie
<punisher2> well there goes half the viewers for that movie
<Grecian> yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
<Grecian> and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
<Grecian> and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.

#358
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9/10 (8 votes)
<xjt22> I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me

#380
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<BNet> my salary is literally infinite
<BNet> my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth

#89
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4.6/10 (5 votes)
<punisher2> is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
<punisher2> my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
<punisher2> i heard its pretty good
<BNet> no
<L9> I was thinking of seeing it today
<L9> Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
<amir25atw> I wanna see it stoned

#68
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> someone
<BNet> ntrtayn
<Amir25atw> Only if you return the favor
<Amir25atw> Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot

#8
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8.1/10 (7 votes)
<BNet> Fuck you for being so dead.
<ENZO> you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
<Russo> ^nice one

#122
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7.2/10 (6 votes)
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
<Punisher2> KGO
<atresac> ruined.

#313
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9.7/10 (10 votes)
<atresac> girl in my sociology class
<atresac> most annoying voice EVER
<atresac> and she never SHUTS UP
<atresac> and it's all such STUPID SHIT
<atresac> NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
<atresac> DIE.
<atresac> who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
<atresac> fuck you never talk again.
<mistero della mente> maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you

#300
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> ...
<BNet> these quotes stink

#375
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7.6/10 (5 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!
<mistero della mente> yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america

#207
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<mistero della mente> My phone bill
<mistero della mente> as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).
<mistero della mente> IM SHITTING MYSELF
<Punisher2> go steal a bank

#374
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3.8/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.
<punisher2> lol

#378
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8.8/10 (4 votes)
<xjt22> HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
<atresac> it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
<atresac> just seems like a waste now.

#204
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7.5/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> She's Out of My League
<ENZO> I want to fuck the main girl/10
<Past> shes out of your league

#357
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5/10 (10 votes)
<Punisher2> kiss my ass knicks suck
<xjt22> we do suck lol

#333
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9.3/10 (10 votes)
<L9> mistero as someone who lives across a body of water roughly the size of the lower north american continent what do you make of all this immigration business we have down here
<mistero della mente> well it brought ddl into your country, so
<mistero della mente> pretty much the worst thing that can happen to america
<mistero della mente> i don't actually know if ddl has mexican ancestry, but i don't like ddl

#126
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
<Punisher2> I HATE U ALL!
<Punisher2> except amir cus he ruined it i hear
<atresac> it was Who's Nailin Palin
<atresac> a classic
<atresac> alaska to suck my cock amirite

#133
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9.5/10 (2 votes)
<BNet> "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"

#21
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8.6/10 (7 votes)
<D> Who has tumblr
<L9> Blogging is for losers!
<D> Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
<L9> So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
<L9> Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!

#181
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9/10 (6 votes)
<Atresac> 8/10.
<Grecian> im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
<Grecian> thats good right?
<xjt22> from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance

#70
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7/10 (3 votes)
<Grass> yo
<Grass> whats up
<ENZO> Why haven't you drowned yourself yet

#163
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9.8/10 (4 votes)
<mistero della mente> if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.

#211
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9.4/10 (7 votes)
<Russo> I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
<BNet> i barely know her head

#194
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8/10 (3 votes)
<L9> Do you love Jesus?
<L9> I love Jesus.
<Past> Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
<L9> That's nice of him.

#115
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7.8/10 (5 votes)
<BNet> Failing a chem test
<BNet> 8/10
<ENZO> That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?

#137
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8/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> Pun sent me
<magikarp> (No Message)
<mistero della mente> get out
<magikarp> Alright.

#12
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal

#261
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9/10 (6 votes)
<Grecian> smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
<Grecian> and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
<Past> Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
<Grecian> mr clean is awesome to drink.
<Grecian> i cant believe you never drank it before.
<Grecian> try it.
<Grecian> wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.

#238
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-1/10 (9999 votes)
<L9> two trains pull into a station
<L9> one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
<L9> the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"

#217
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6.5/10 (8 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> so everytime i click the random post loader
<~dr_dude love~> it stays in the same year
<~dr_dude love~> and only goes back like 2 months
<Dan> The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
<Dan> So suck my balls.

#294
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<russo> go to school corey.
<BNet> i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp

#318
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10/10 (3 votes)
<xjt22> o hey its free slurpee day
<Past> lil cups
<Past> stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
<BNet> don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday

#274
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8.9/10 (10 votes)
<L9> hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
<yellow jr.> hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
<mistero della mente> yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO

#304
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3.3/10 (3 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> i'm not gay but
<Yellow Jr.> there's something about sonics cum...
<Yellow Jr.> please respond

#41
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8/10 (5 votes)
<mistero della mente> lol
<mistero della mente> i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post


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