<atresac> 1892 points left.
<atresac> what important events happened in that year?
<BNet> American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.
<xjt22> i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir
<DuelmonkeyX> GOT MY LICENSE
<DuelmonkeyX> YEAAAAA NIGGA
<magikarp> Good for you, now go get in a car crash.
<DuelmonkeyX> How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?
<magikarp> If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.
<BNet> yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
<Grecian> you were a second to slow though, bnet.
<Grecian> if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
<Grecian> think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
<BNet> no offense past but
<BNet> i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you
<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises
<Punisher2> WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
<Punisher2> I HATE U ALL!
<Punisher2> except amir cus he ruined it i hear
<atresac> it was Who's Nailin Palin
<atresac> a classic
<atresac> alaska to suck my cock amirite
<Amir25atw> Only if you return the favor
<Amir25atw> Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot
<Grecian> im not gonna watch any of these videos but
<Grecian> how do you pierce your penis?
<magikarp> You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.
<ENZO> She's Out of My League
<ENZO> I want to fuck the main girl/10
<Past> shes out of your league
<atresac> wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.
<atresac> this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.
<Punisher2> more like avatar part 2 rite
<yofter mofter kofter> I am alive.
<yofter mofter kofter> *sigh* yeah..
<magikarp> That's too bad, try to fix it.
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
<mistero della mente> i'd fuck that cock
<Luke> so i left my hat at some sluts house
<Luke> get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
<amir25atw> dont go to sluts houses maybe
<xjt22> So many ways i can go with this.
<punisher2> guys help me find my remote u assholes
<amir25atw> Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.
<magikarp> What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?
<mistero della mente> helga and barnaby
<mistero della mente> just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names
<amir25atw> Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.
<magikarp> Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.
<xjt22> does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?
<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz
<BNet> Fuck you for being so dead.
<ENZO> you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
<Russo> ^nice one
<ENZO> Girl Scout Thin Mints
<ENZO> fuck yeah.
<atresac> mint chocolate=go to hell.
<~dr_dude love~> Any of you guys drive here?
<~dr_dude love~> Just curious
<atresac> i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.
<L9> How did you find this
<L9> did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
<mistero della mente> i bet daniel did it
<mistero della mente> macs are for losers!
<BNet> you're a loser!
<mistero della mente> guess i have a mac then!
<Grecian> Today is Canada day
<Grecian> so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
<Grecian> everything is closed
<atresac> what's a canada
<atresac> The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!
<atresac> hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
<atresac> i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
<L9> i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
<magikarp> who isn't though
<BNet> these quotes stink
<BNet> my salary is literally infinite
<BNet> my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth
<Past> I am dumb and stupid and gay
<Past> am i a bully
<BNet> no, bullies have an impact on people
<BNet> you're more like a loaf of bread
<ENZO> ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
<L9> Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
<BNet> ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot
<BNet> did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
<L9> no he just took it out of the frame on his wall
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story
<Punisher2> whoo im in ndfs top most quote
<Punisher2> I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
<Punisher2> but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
<BNet> i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious
<D> Who has tumblr
<L9> Blogging is for losers!
<D> Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
<L9> So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
<L9> Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!
<mistero della mente> my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
<magikarp> Why should he be dead?
<atresac> because he shot him in the head.
<atresac> british dads are immortal.
<xXmikeDusXx> I have troubles with forum
<xXmikeDusXx> I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
<mistero della mente> invert your computer's polaric beam
<BNet> run into your computer monitor at full speed.
<Punisher2> Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it
<Punisher2> HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
<BNet> I'm never taking it down.
<BNet> And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
<BNet> It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
<Yellow Jr.> Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?