<L9> In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)
<BNet> Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder
<BNet> or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure
<amir25atw> Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.
<punisher2> is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
<punisher2> my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
<punisher2> i heard its pretty good
<L9> I was thinking of seeing it today
<L9> Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
<amir25atw> I wanna see it stoned
<L9> pun and amir
<L9> Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
<xjt22> Whats that =O
<L9> a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms
<magikarp> Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.
<BNet> i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.
<L9> No Blue stream? ;_;
<Yellow Jr.> Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
<L9> When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
<L9> Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir
<Rinoa> If this is another zubat, I'm going to...
<Rinoa> THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM
<BNet> Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3
<atresac> A paras? that's hot.
<~dr_dude love~> We should make a band
<~dr_dude love~> The NDFers!
<Punisher2> I hate it
<Punisher2> p gay
<Punisher2> wait! nohomo!!!!!!
<ENZO> I just talked to a mortgage lender.
<ENZO> That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
<magikarp> I'm proud you're doing what most people do.
<Punisher2> whoo im in ndfs top most quote
<Punisher2> I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
<Punisher2> but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
<BNet> i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious
<atresac> hey mistero
<atresac> why'd you block me pal.
<mistero della mente> i also defriended you on facebook
<mistero della mente> i hope we can still be friends
<~dr_dude love~> so everytime i click the random post loader
<~dr_dude love~> it stays in the same year
<~dr_dude love~> and only goes back like 2 months
<Dan> The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
<Dan> So suck my balls.
<xjt22> Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."
<atresac> hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
<atresac> i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
<L9> i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
<magikarp> who isn't though
<mistero della mente> pokemon live action movie
<mistero della mente> I lold
<BNet> oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
<BNet> except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
<mistero della mente> are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?
<BNet> no, real pokemon
<ENZO> ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
<L9> Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
<BNet> ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot
<magikarp> Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
<mistero della mente> try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.
<Magikarp> I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)
<Magikarp> More like rock lobster! Amirite?
<mistero della mente> i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.
<amir25atw> i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
<amir25atw> all you live far as hell away from me
<og bubba kush> ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
<og bubba kush> and nigga i drive a infiniti
<amir25atw> "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"
<amir25atw> Going to tennessee be back friday
<amir25atw> Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
<BNet> yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
<Grecian> you were a second to slow though, bnet.
<Grecian> if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
<Grecian> think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
<magikarp> Why so dead?
<ENZO> cause BNet unbanned you :(
<L9> just thought up an AMAZING joke
<L9> GREAT joke
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.
<magikarp> There are cupcakes in the kitchen
<magikarp> And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
<BNet> Play russian roulette.
<L9> And start with six bullets instead of one.
<Punisher2> we need a white friday tho
<Punisher2> where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.
<atresac> pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
<mistero della mente> if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
<atresac> oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.
<~dr_dude love~> bout to stream
<~dr_dude love~> gimmie a few
<atresac> I'll watch.
<Yellow Jr.> If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
<~dr_dude love~> how the hell do i work this?
<magikarp> Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
<xjt22> WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
<Unknown 1337> I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face
<L9> Do you love Jesus?
<L9> I love Jesus.
<Past> Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
<L9> That's nice of him.
<mistero della mente> yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA
<mistero della mente> now can i go back to watching this? =/
<BNet> Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.
<BNet> We'll do it again, too.
<og bubba kush
> whos seeing the purge this week
<og bubba kush
> imagine a free day of crime tho
> you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?
<L9> do you have any solution ideas in mind
<BNet> i didn't read your post :)
<magikarp> Have you ever wished you could...
<magikarp> Milk yourself
<Amir25atw> Its called jacking off.
<L9> just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
<L9> and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
<L9> the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
<BNet> try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
<L9> HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES
<xjt22> Russel wilson is a cute indian