<Unknown 1337> who gets the purple name
<Unknown 1337> so that I could exploit that shit
<mistero della mente> yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits
<Grecian> im not gonna watch any of these videos but
<Grecian> how do you pierce your penis?
<magikarp> You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.
<BNet> did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
<L9> no he just took it out of the frame on his wall
<magikarp> Who the fuck likes peeps?
<magikarp> I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
<BNet> *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*
<BNet> except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"
<atresac> *am i right peeps?
<Past> does someone have black night rises on dvd?
<atresac> holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
<atresac> it's black night arisen
<BNet> no offense past but
<BNet> i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you
<magikarp> There are cupcakes in the kitchen
<magikarp> And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
<BNet> Play russian roulette.
<L9> And start with six bullets instead of one.
<magikarp> does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
<Automated Shut up Karp Bot> shut up karp
<BNet> these quotes stink
<amir25atw> Going to tennessee be back friday
<amir25atw> Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
<mistero della mente> well so far from the caymen islands we have had
<mistero della mente> Yellow
<mistero della mente> Rockaku,
<mistero della mente> Those two girls
<mistero della mente> TheGreenGuy
<mistero della mente> this is an awful track record
<BNet> those two girls weren't cayminian
<BNet> although i did caminian them several times.
<magikarp> My grades:
<magikarp> English-8 percent
<magikarp> US History-32 percent
<magikarp> Pre Algebra-25 percent
<magikarp> Skills for health-14 percent
<magikarp> Biology-22 percent
<magikarp> Computer literacy-20 percent
<magikarp> I stink and am fat.
<Spoon> You're a history buff
<og bubba kush
> whos seeing the purge this week
<og bubba kush
> imagine a free day of crime tho
> you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?
<amir25atw> Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn
<amir25atw> No homo
<magikarp> Have you ever wished you could...
<magikarp> Milk yourself
<Amir25atw> Its called jacking off.
<xjt22> Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."
<BNet> I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :|
<mistero della mente> i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA
<BNet> They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.
<xjt22> o hey its free slurpee day
<Past> lil cups
<Past> stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
<BNet> don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday
<magikarp> Hey Past
<magikarp> I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
<Past> Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.
<atresac> so she's had sex once?
<~dr_dude love~> so everytime i click the random post loader
<~dr_dude love~> it stays in the same year
<~dr_dude love~> and only goes back like 2 months
<Dan> The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
<Dan> So suck my balls.
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<DuelmonkeyX> You're not as fat as my real life friends.
<amir25atw> yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya
<yofter_in_paris> i've done a lot of rough things
<purpngold49er > anal
<atresac> pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
<mistero della mente> if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
<atresac> oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.
<~dr_dude love~> Any of you guys drive here?
<~dr_dude love~> Just curious
<atresac> i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.
<punisher2> Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
<punisher2> and i couldnt remember the damn words!
<punisher2> i tried to google them but!
<Shine> Shine For Life
<Shine> My nigs
<DuelmonkeyX> GOT MY LICENSE
<DuelmonkeyX> YEAAAAA NIGGA
<magikarp> Good for you, now go get in a car crash.
<DuelmonkeyX> How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?
<magikarp> If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.
<amir25atw> "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"
<Amir25atw> Only if you return the favor
<Amir25atw> Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot
<amir25atw> Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
> you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
> not even in your secret dildo?
> its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally
<Grecian> Today is Canada day
<Grecian> so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
<Grecian> everything is closed
<atresac> what's a canada
<atresac> The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!
<amir25atw> cicis new look
<mistero della mente> if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
<BNet> but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
<L9> just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
<L9> and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
<L9> the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
<BNet> try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
<mistero della mente> if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.
<xjt22> hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4
<xjt22> i think
<BNet> how could he tell when it was all gone?
<BNet> oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal
<D> Fun NDF fact
<D> it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
<L9> I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.
<BNet> How unfortunately stereotypical
<BNet> The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
<BNet> Fried Chicken.