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#271
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9.7/10 (6 votes)
<magikarp> So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
<magikarp> but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
<atresac> nice fell.
<atresac> I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.

#184
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9/10 (2 votes)
<LottoBot> Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
<LottoBot> 2/10
<Dan> Back in your cage.
<punisher2> hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!

#343
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10/10 (9999 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Yellow Jr.> What happened
<Punisher2> they beatlesd.
<amir25atw> kendra = yoko ono

#111
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz

#376
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6.5/10 (4 votes)
<xjt22> could i send my child to europe with you
<mistero della mente> my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
<mistero della mente> why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
<xjt22> LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#263
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9/10 (2 votes)
<BNet> yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
<Grecian> you were a second to slow though, bnet.
<Grecian> if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
<Grecian> think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries

#368
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9.9/10 (8 votes)
<L9> do you have any solution ideas in mind
<BNet> i didn't read your post :)

#170
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9.9/10 (8 votes)
<magikarp> What did you get your mom for mother's day?
<amir25atw> I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.

#122
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7.2/10 (6 votes)
<Punisher2> Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
<Punisher2> KGO
<atresac> ruined.

#328
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10/10 (4 votes)
<L9> you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
<BNet> not even in your secret dildo?
<amir25atw> its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally

#123
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3.8/10 (4 votes)
<Punisher2> HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
<Punisher2> bnet!
<BNet> I'm never taking it down.
<BNet> And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
<BNet> It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
<Yellow Jr.> Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?

#76
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9.5/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.

#287
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4.9/10 (7 votes)
<amir25atw> "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"

#33
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7.7/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> There are cupcakes in the kitchen
<magikarp> And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
<BNet> Play russian roulette.
<L9> And start with six bullets instead of one.

#196
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9.1/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D

#70
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7/10 (3 votes)
<Grass> yo
<Grass> whats up
<ENZO> Why haven't you drowned yourself yet

#303
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
<L9> no he just took it out of the frame on his wall

#96
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<ENZO> Girl Scout Thin Mints
<ENZO> fuck yeah.
<atresac> mint chocolate=go to hell.

#256
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<mistero della mente> bnet
<mistero della mente> i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
<BNet> i will stream anti-minecraft
<BNet> you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.

#304
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3.3/10 (3 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> i'm not gay but
<Yellow Jr.> there's something about sonics cum...
<Yellow Jr.> please respond

#156
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6.3/10 (4 votes)
<atresac> wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.
<atresac> this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.
<Punisher2> more like avatar part 2 rite

#246
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7.8/10 (8 votes)
<atresac> hey mistero
<atresac> why'd you block me pal.
<mistero della mente> i also defriended you on facebook
<mistero della mente> i hope we can still be friends

#138
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9.4/10 (8 votes)
<Punisher2> u guys should be lost on and island together
<Punisher2> it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
<mistero della mente> i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
<Punisher2> i'd fuck a tree before going that way

#274
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8.9/10 (10 votes)
<L9> hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
<yellow jr.> hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
<mistero della mente> yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO

#20
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2.4/10 (8 votes)
<magikarp> Why so dead?
<magikarp> Huh?
<ENZO> cause BNet unbanned you :(

#21
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8.3/10 (6 votes)
<D> Who has tumblr
<L9> Blogging is for losers!
<D> Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
<L9> So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
<L9> Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!

#99
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8.4/10 (8 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.

#176
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7/10 (4 votes)
<mistero della mente> o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive
<atresac> I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.
<mistero della mente> get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good

#365
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5.6/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> whos seeing the purge this week
<og bubba kush> imagine a free day of crime tho
<L9> you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?

#88
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story

#348
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:)/10 (9999 votes)
<Past> does someone have black night rises on dvd?
<atresac> holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
<atresac> it's black night arisen

#289
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9/10 (7 votes)
<Luke> so i left my hat at some sluts house
<Luke> get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
<amir25atw> dont go to sluts houses maybe
<xjt22> So many ways i can go with this.

#53
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9.2/10 (6 votes)
<L9> Pulp Fiction
<L9> 9.5/10
<atresac> fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
<BNet> Really

#121
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5.4/10 (5 votes)
<atresac> pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
<mistero della mente> if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
<atresac> oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.

#10
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6.3/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> o she had her period btw
<atresac> must have been a miscarriage.

#373
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3.8/10 (8 votes)
<og bubba kush> I am extremely gay.

#234
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> Anyone...
<ENZO> ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
<L9> Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
<magikarp> Ha
<BNet> ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot

#86
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8.3/10 (6 votes)
<L9> HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES

#261
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9/10 (6 votes)
<Grecian> smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
<Grecian> and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
<Past> Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
<Grecian> mr clean is awesome to drink.
<Grecian> i cant believe you never drank it before.
<Grecian> try it.
<Grecian> wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.

#270
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<L9> pun and amir
<L9> Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
<xjt22> Whats that =O
<L9> a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms


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