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#176
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7/10 (4 votes)
<mistero della mente> o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive
<atresac> I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.
<mistero della mente> get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good

#163
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9.8/10 (4 votes)
<mistero della mente> if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.

#415
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9/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> "Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"
<Omgsports2> Ur mouth too
<BNet> xjt schooling me on chocolate over here

#175
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9.3/10 (4 votes)
<L9> No Blue stream? ;_;
<Yellow Jr.> Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
<L9> When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
<L9> Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.

#365
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6.1/10 (9 votes)
<og bubba kush> whos seeing the purge this week
<og bubba kush> imagine a free day of crime tho
<L9> you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?

#218
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6.7/10 (3 votes)
<Grecian> Today is Canada day
<Grecian> so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
<Grecian> everything is closed
<atresac> what's a canada
<atresac> The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!

#439
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7.1/10 (14 votes)
<amir25atw> yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya
<yofter_in_paris> i've done a lot of rough things
<purpngold49er > anal

#123
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3.8/10 (4 votes)
<Punisher2> HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
<Punisher2> bnet!
<BNet> I'm never taking it down.
<BNet> And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
<BNet> It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
<Yellow Jr.> Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?

#217
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5.8/10 (9 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> so everytime i click the random post loader
<~dr_dude love~> it stays in the same year
<~dr_dude love~> and only goes back like 2 months
<Dan> The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
<Dan> So suck my balls.

#111
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8.7/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz

#125
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9/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> Who the fuck likes peeps?
<magikarp> I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
<BNet> *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*
<BNet> except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"
<atresac> *am i right peeps?

#256
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<mistero della mente> bnet
<mistero della mente> i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
<BNet> i will stream anti-minecraft
<BNet> you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.

#58
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<magikarp> Have you ever wished you could...
<magikarp> Milk yourself
<Amir25atw> Its called jacking off.

#93
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7.6/10 (7 votes)
<Shine> Shine For Life
<Shine> My nigs
<D> banned
<punisher2> LOL

#139
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> im going to stream
<~dr_dude love~> anything you use want!
<~dr_dude love~> PIC NAO
<~dr_dude love~> fuck, you guys*
<BNet> well fuck you too!

#263
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9/10 (2 votes)
<BNet> yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
<Grecian> you were a second to slow though, bnet.
<Grecian> if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
<Grecian> think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries

#70
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8.2/10 (5 votes)
<Grass> yo
<Grass> whats up
<ENZO> Why haven't you drowned yourself yet

#11
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9.4/10 (9 votes)
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<DuelmonkeyX> You're not as fat as my real life friends.

#152
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<yofter mofter kofter> I am alive.
<yofter mofter kofter> *sigh* yeah..
<magikarp> That's too bad, try to fix it.

#304
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5/10 (4 votes)
<Yellow Jr.> i'm not gay but
<Yellow Jr.> there's something about sonics cum...
<Yellow Jr.> please respond

#126
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
<Punisher2> I HATE U ALL!
<Punisher2> except amir cus he ruined it i hear
<atresac> it was Who's Nailin Palin
<atresac> a classic
<atresac> alaska to suck my cock amirite

#341
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199/10 (9999 votes)
<L9> just thought up an AMAZING joke
<L9> nd4ums
<L9> GREAT joke

#150
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<BNet> Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
<BNet> yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
<Magikarp> You don't drive?
<BNet> i do, i don't own a car.
<mistero della mente> pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises

#324
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8.3/10 (3 votes)
<Past> i met grecian before any of you actually
<Past> who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
<L9> syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
<L9> i think the guy was super gay.

#375
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8.5/10 (8 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!
<mistero della mente> yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america

#358
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9/10 (8 votes)
<xjt22> I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me

#270
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<L9> pun and amir
<L9> Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
<xjt22> Whats that =O
<L9> a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms

#116
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9.2/10 (5 votes)
<Grecian> hey ladies, have you met bnet?
<Kazuya Mishima> Hey BNet, have you met ladies?

#303
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
<L9> no he just took it out of the frame on his wall

#16
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7.3/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
<nizzarf> you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
<magikarp> ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
<atresac> more like your forum was left 4 dead

#279
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<Grecian> having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing
<Grecian> "i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards
<Grecian> 10/10
<magikarp> Why? Did you chop off his legs?

#280
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<magikarp> BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
<magikarp> So that we don't luke our shit up.
<xjt22> OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
<xjt22> replace the word reply with "pussy"

#196
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9.1/10 (9 votes)
<xjt22> nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D

#88
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story

#185
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8.3/10 (3 votes)
<punisher2> Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie
<punisher2> well there goes half the viewers for that movie
<Grecian> yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
<Grecian> and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
<Grecian> and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.

#347
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9/10 (3 votes)
<Punisher2> we need a white friday tho
<Punisher2> where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.

#293
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9.3/10 (10 votes)
<BNet> fuck you karp.
<BNet> seriously fuck every inch of you.
<mistero della mente> yeah, fuck darkhiei
<darkhiei> the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?!

#45
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9/10 (6 votes)
<mistero della mente> they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
<~dr_dude love~> I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
<mistero della mente> stay in your posts.
<~dr_dude love~> you fucking suck.

#442
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4.6/10 (8 votes)
<D> Fun NDF fact
<D> it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
<L9> I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.

#99
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8.4/10 (9 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> gt was dead around the time it died.


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