<Punisher2> J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
<Punisher2> mr.o just got angry i bet
<~!unknown1337i~> I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
<atresac> that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
<atresac> that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
<mistero della mente> sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him
<Grecian> i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
<L9> You must be pretty flexible.
<mistero della mente> yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA
<mistero della mente> now can i go back to watching this? =/
<BNet> Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.
<BNet> We'll do it again, too.
<D> Who has tumblr
<L9> Blogging is for losers!
<D> Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
<L9> So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
<L9> Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!
<xjt22> hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4
<xjt22> i think
<BNet> how could he tell when it was all gone?
<BNet> oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM
<Punisher2> dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
<Grecian> lol you sound retarded pun.
<Grecian> what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?
<Past> am i a bully
<BNet> no, bullies have an impact on people
<BNet> you're more like a loaf of bread
<russo> go to school corey.
<BNet> i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp
<amir25atw> NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK
<amir25atw> When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
<BNet> i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
<BNet> also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
<L9> ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE
<Grecian> annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny
<BNet> Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.
<BNet> .... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
<magikarp> 1 vote for Billy Madison.
<mistero della mente> can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison
<xjt22> i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
<duelmonkeyx> Bring out your inner martin luther king
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<DuelmonkeyX> You're not as fat as my real life friends.
<punisher2> is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
<punisher2> my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
<punisher2> i heard its pretty good
<L9> I was thinking of seeing it today
<L9> Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
<amir25atw> I wanna see it stoned
<Russo> I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
<BNet> i barely know her head
<L9> Do you love Jesus?
<L9> I love Jesus.
<Past> Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
<L9> That's nice of him.
<mistero della mente> hey guys!
<mistero della mente> i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
<mistero della mente> say nice things about me on it!
<Past> No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.
<magikarp> Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
<xjt22> WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
<Unknown 1337> I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face
<BNet> Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
<ENZO> dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal
<Yellow Jr.> Hey karp
<Yellow Jr.> Can you teach me some Spanish
<magikarp> That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
<magikarp> Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.
<BNet> "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
<atresac> "yeah it is"
<Kazuya Mishima> lol "yeah it is"
<BNet> shut up kaz
<L9> pun and amir
<L9> Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
<xjt22> Whats that =O
<L9> a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms
<atresac> girl in my sociology class
<atresac> most annoying voice EVER
<atresac> and she never SHUTS UP
<atresac> and it's all such STUPID SHIT
<atresac> NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
<atresac> who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
<atresac> fuck you never talk again.
<mistero della mente> maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you
<xjt22> o hey its free slurpee day
<Past> lil cups
<Past> stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
<BNet> don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday
<BNet> pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but
<BNet> have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
<punisher2> whottttttttt no
<atresac> hey mistero
<atresac> why'd you block me pal.
<mistero della mente> i also defriended you on facebook
<mistero della mente> i hope we can still be friends
<L9> Pulp Fiction
<atresac> fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
<mistero della mente> you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does
<magikarp> What did you get your mom for mother's day?
<amir25atw> I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.
<magikarp> Pun sent me
<magikarp> (No Message)
<mistero della mente> get out
<BNet> someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
<BNet> hint: it's 45
<L9> Can you give us another hint
<amir25atw> "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"
<LottoBot> Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
<Dan> Back in your cage.
<punisher2> hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!
<~dr_dude love~> eat me
<mistero della mente> you're like a meal for 12 fuck that
<Punisher2> this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p
<mistero della mente> avatar needs to stop existing
<mistero della mente> take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them
<L9> HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES
<Punisher2> WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
<Punisher2> I HATE U ALL!
<Punisher2> except amir cus he ruined it i hear
<atresac> it was Who's Nailin Palin
<atresac> a classic
<atresac> alaska to suck my cock amirite
<mistero della mente> bnet
<mistero della mente> i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
<BNet> i will stream anti-minecraft
<BNet> you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.
<Amir25atw> Only if you return the favor
<Amir25atw> Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot
<Punisher2> u guys should be lost on and island together
<Punisher2> it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
<mistero della mente> i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
<Punisher2> i'd fuck a tree before going that way
<Grecian> smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
<Grecian> and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
<Past> Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
<Grecian> mr clean is awesome to drink.
<Grecian> i cant believe you never drank it before.
<Grecian> try it.
<Grecian> wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.