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#116
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9.2/10 (5 votes)
<Grecian> hey ladies, have you met bnet?
<Kazuya Mishima> Hey BNet, have you met ladies?

#220
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9.3/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> I just talked to a mortgage lender.
<ENZO> That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
<magikarp> I'm proud you're doing what most people do.

#224
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8.5/10 (10 votes)
<mistero della mente> hey sac
<mistero della mente> milk my asshole
<amir25atw> my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human

#348
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:)/10 (9999 votes)
<Past> does someone have black night rises on dvd?
<atresac> holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
<atresac> it's black night arisen

#279
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<Grecian> having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing
<Grecian> "i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards
<Grecian> 10/10
<magikarp> Why? Did you chop off his legs?

#415
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9/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> "Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"
<Omgsports2> Ur mouth too
<BNet> xjt schooling me on chocolate over here

#5
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9.6/10 (8 votes)
<mistero della mente> yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA
<mistero della mente> now can i go back to watching this? =/
<BNet> Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.
<BNet> We'll do it again, too.

#308
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9.5/10 (6 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> Any of you guys drive here?
<~dr_dude love~> Just curious
<atresac> i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.

#159
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7.8/10 (4 votes)
<BNet> someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
<BNet> hint: it's 45
<L9> Can you give us another hint

#108
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> We should make a band
<~dr_dude love~> The NDFers!
<Punisher2> I hate it

#152
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<yofter mofter kofter> I am alive.
<yofter mofter kofter> *sigh* yeah..
<magikarp> That's too bad, try to fix it.

#442
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5.3/10 (7 votes)
<D> Fun NDF fact
<D> it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
<L9> I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.

#86
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8.3/10 (6 votes)
<L9> HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES

#138
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9.4/10 (8 votes)
<Punisher2> u guys should be lost on and island together
<Punisher2> it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
<mistero della mente> i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
<Punisher2> i'd fuck a tree before going that way

#119
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4.2/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> What the hell
<ENZO> HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
<mistero della mente> cruci-
<atresac> -fy
<atresac> The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!

#151
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9.3/10 (4 votes)
<Grecian> i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
<L9> You must be pretty flexible.

#62
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9.5/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> Me, magikarp always has sex with men
<Amir25atw> LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
<magikarp> Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?

#163
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9.8/10 (4 votes)
<mistero della mente> if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.

#294
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9.7/10 (3 votes)
<russo> go to school corey.
<BNet> i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp

#15
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7.9/10 (9 votes)
<amir25atw> Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.

#258
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9.5/10 (11 votes)
<mistero della mente> hey guys!
<mistero della mente> i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
<mistero della mente> say nice things about me on it!
<Past> No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.

#132
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9.9/10 (10 votes)
<~dr_dude love~> since everyone is here
<~dr_dude love~> im going to stream friday the 13th
<Past> Sunday the 11th
<Good one Past> Yep

#388
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9/10 (2 votes)
<Punisher2> whoo im in ndfs top most quote
<Punisher2> niceeeee
<Punisher2> I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
<Punisher2> but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
<BNet> i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious

#51
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8.3/10 (4 votes)
<amir25atw> Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
<amir25atw> LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir

#166
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7/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
<Automated Shut up Karp Bot> shut up karp

#256
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9.9/10 (7 votes)
<mistero della mente> bnet
<mistero della mente> i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
<BNet> i will stream anti-minecraft
<BNet> you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.

#357
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5/10 (10 votes)
<Punisher2> kiss my ass knicks suck
<xjt22> we do suck lol

#184
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9/10 (2 votes)
<LottoBot> Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
<LottoBot> 2/10
<Dan> Back in your cage.
<punisher2> hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!

#204
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7.5/10 (6 votes)
<ENZO> She's Out of My League
<ENZO> I want to fuck the main girl/10
<Past> shes out of your league

#434
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7.6/10 (7 votes)
<Punisher2> There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house
<Punisher2> all i hear is
<Punisher2> WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
<Punisher2> more like grand pricks

#267
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
<magikarp> The fuck kinda shit is that /10
<BNet> in their defense, you blow me
<BNet> i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.

#426
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8.8/10 (8 votes)
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS are cool
<yofter_in_paris> Nike looks like shite by comparison.
<yofter_in_paris> ADIDAS makes me look retro. like 80s or 90s. haha
<atresac> i will pay you $20 if you can find a SINGLE PERSON ON **EARTH** who gives a shit.

#393
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9.3/10 (3 votes)
<mistero della mente> hes a great friend i enjoy his company
<mistero della mente> please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
<Punisher2> he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.
<Punisher2> or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
<BNet> maybe he's given up hope

#137
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8/10 (4 votes)
<magikarp> Pun sent me
<magikarp> (No Message)
<mistero della mente> get out
<magikarp> Alright.

#79
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8.3/10 (7 votes)
<BNet> How unfortunately stereotypical
<BNet> The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
<BNet> Fried Chicken.

#1
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11/10 (9999 votes)
<magikarp> Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.
<BNet> i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.

#291
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1.3/10 (13 votes)
<amir25atw> cicis new look
<amir25atw> omgomgomgomg
<mistero della mente> if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
<BNet> but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
<BNet> niiiiiiiiice

#76
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9.5/10 (6 votes)
<amir25atw> Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.

#88
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8.5/10 (4 votes)
<ENZO> Speaking of annoying girls
<ENZO> I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
<punisher2> lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
<punisher2> maybe stupid but
<ENZO> Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story

#6
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9.5/10 (11 votes)
<magikarp> Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
<mistero della mente> try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.


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