|Grecian||im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
thats good right?
|xjt22||from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance|
|Past||Karp my lil sister could take you.|
|magikarp||how old's your little sister?|
|amir25atw||I'm going to fuck your sister|
|xjt22||o she had her period btw|
|atresac||must have been a miscarriage.|
|BNet||"Metapod" is metapod for "yes"|
|L9||Do you love Jesus?
I love Jesus.
|Past||Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.|
|L9||That's nice of him.|
|Yellow Jr.||I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|amir25atw||kendra = yoko ono|
|mistero della mente||well so far from the caymen islands we have had
Those two girls
this is an awful track record
|BNet||those two girls weren't cayminian
although i did caminian them several times.
waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
|L9||They don't mail it to you?|
|DuelmonkeyX||they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope|
|Grecian||that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.|
|magikarp||does the shut up karp bot work on posts?|
|Automated Shut up Karp Bot||shut up karp|
|mistero della mente||o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive|
|atresac||I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.|
|mistero della mente||get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good|
|magikarp||There are cupcakes in the kitchen
And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
|BNet||Play russian roulette.|
|L9||And start with six bullets instead of one.|
|BNet||"Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"|
|Omgsports2||Ur mouth too|
|BNet||xjt schooling me on chocolate over here|
|BNet||Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.
.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
|magikarp||1 vote for Billy Madison.|
|mistero della mente||can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison|
|BNet||plus isn't "excelling at liberal arts" just a fancy way of saying we're failures.|
|Punisher2||There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house
all i hear is
WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
|Punisher2||more like grand pricks|
|xjt22||o hey its free slurpee day|
stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
|BNet||don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|DuelmonkeyX||You're not as fat as my real life friends.|
|atresac||pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.|
|L9||I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby|
|magikarp||Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.|
|mistero della mente||try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.|
|Grecian||i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
|L9||just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
|BNet||try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!|
|L9||two trains pull into a station
one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
|Grecian||having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing
"i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards
|magikarp||Why? Did you chop off his legs?|
|D||Fun NDF fact
it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
|L9||I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.|
|ENZO||She's Out of My League
I want to fuck the main girl/10
|Past||shes out of your league|
|Punisher2||WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
I HATE U ALL!
except amir cus he ruined it i hear
|atresac||it was Who's Nailin Palin
|atresac||alaska to suck my cock amirite|
|Rinoa||If this is another zubat, I'm going to...
THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM
|BNet||Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3|
|atresac||A paras? that's hot.|
|mistero della mente||My phone bill
as in, my mobile (cell) is ï¿½166 ($245).
IM SHITTING MYSELF
|Punisher2||go steal a bank|
|BNet||I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :||
|mistero della mente||i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA|
|BNet||They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.|
|punisher2||we need to expand on our mexican culture
EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
|magikarp||I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.|
|mistero della mente||and 100% gay|
|BNet||no offense past but
i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you
I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
|Past||Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.|
|atresac||so she's had sex once?|
|ENZO||What the hell
HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
|mistero della mente||cruci-|
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|Punisher2||kiss my ass knicks suck|
|xjt22||we do suck lol|
|amir25atw||Going to tennessee be back friday
Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
|amir25atw||the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
i never knew that
we had to put it together
like a fuckin bionicle
|atresac||no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.|
|BNet||"uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO|
|atresac||"yeah it is"|
|Kazuya Mishima||lol "yeah it is"|
|BNet||shut up kaz|
...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
|L9||Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"|
|BNet||ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot|
|mistero della mente||bnet
i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
|BNet||i will stream anti-minecraft|
|BNet||you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.|
|Past||does someone have black night rises on dvd?|
|atresac||holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.|
|atresac||it's black night arisen|