|mistero della mente||hes a great friend i enjoy his company
please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
|Punisher2||he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.
or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
|BNet||maybe he's given up hope|
|atresac||1892 points left.|
|atresac||what important events happened in that year?|
|BNet||American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.|
...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
|L9||Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"|
|BNet||ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot|
why'd you block me pal.
|mistero della mente||i also defriended you on facebook
i hope we can still be friends
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|magikarp||I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.|
|nizzarf||you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.|
|magikarp||ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.|
|atresac||more like your forum was left 4 dead|
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent
I stink and am fat.
|Spoon||You're a history buff|
|punisher2||Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
and i couldnt remember the damn words!
i tried to google them but!
|L9||two trains pull into a station
one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
|BNet||yeah we posted at almost the same second lol|
|Grecian||you were a second to slow though, bnet.
if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
|atresac||fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.|
|amir25atw||Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.|
|Grecian||im not gonna watch any of these videos but
how do you pierce your penis?
|magikarp||You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.|
|L9||In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)|
|BNet||Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder|
|BNet||or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure|
|~dr_dude love~||eat me|
|mistero della mente||you're like a meal for 12 fuck that|
|mistero della mente||Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3|
|mistero della mente||i never liked it.|
|BNet||well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live|
|mistero della mente||yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA
now can i go back to watching this? =/
|BNet||Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.
We'll do it again, too.
|DuelmonkeyX||GOT MY LICENSE
|magikarp||Good for you, now go get in a car crash.|
|DuelmonkeyX||How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?|
|magikarp||If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.|
|amir25atw||Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
For a week
|L9||I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!|
|amir25atw||Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho|
|xjt22||i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl|
|duelmonkeyx||Bring out your inner martin luther king|
|xjt22||i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir|
|mistero della mente||macs are for losers!|
|BNet||you're a loser!|
|mistero della mente||guess i have a mac then!|
|Punisher2||J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
mr.o just got angry i bet
|~!unknown1337i~||I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again|
|atresac||that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
|mistero della mente||sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him|
|amir25atw||Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes|
|amir25atw||LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir|
|~dr_dude love~||bout to stream
gimmie a few
|Yellow Jr.||If he ever figures out how to work it. o;|
|~dr_dude love~||how the hell do i work this?|
|mistero della mente||lol
i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post
|BNet||How unfortunately stereotypical
The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
|magikarp||It depends, would you just snap and break it?|
|amir25atw||If it was broken|
|magikarp||You'd break it if it were broken?|
|mistero della mente||hey sac
milk my asshole
|amir25atw||my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human|
|ENZO||Looking back through those old posts I made
Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
|L9||What a jerk!|
|mistero della mente||o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive|
|atresac||I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.|
|mistero della mente||get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good|
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|Past||Karp my lil sister could take you.|
|magikarp||how old's your little sister?|
|amir25atw||I'm going to fuck your sister|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|DuelmonkeyX||You're not as fat as my real life friends.|
|Past||does someone have black night rises on dvd?|
|atresac||holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.|
|atresac||it's black night arisen|
|atresac||the "view" tab
worthless piece of garbage/10
|mistero della mente||why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole|
|Grecian||having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing
"i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards
|magikarp||Why? Did you chop off his legs?|
|ENZO||She's Out of My League
I want to fuck the main girl/10
|Past||shes out of your league|
|amir25atw||the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
i never knew that
we had to put it together
like a fuckin bionicle
|atresac||no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.|
|Punisher2||we need a white friday tho
where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.