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Russo I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
BNet i barely know her head


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amir25atw Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come


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ENZO Girl Scout Thin Mints

fuck yeah.
atresac mint chocolate=go to hell.


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~dr_dude love~ so everytime i click the random post loader

it stays in the same year

and only goes back like 2 months
Dan The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.

So suck my balls.


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magikarp Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.
BNet i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.


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Grecian hey ladies, have you met bnet?
Kazuya Mishima Hey BNet, have you met ladies?


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magikarp Have you ever wished you could...

Milk yourself
Amir25atw Its called jacking off.


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Past Karp my lil sister could take you.
magikarp how old's your little sister?
Past 8
amir25atw I'm going to fuck your sister


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xjt22 I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me


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russo go to school corey.
BNet i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp


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magikarp Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit


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amir25atw the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces

i never knew that

so like

we had to put it together

like a fuckin bionicle
atresac no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.


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mistero della mente macs are for losers!
BNet you're a loser!
mistero della mente guess i have a mac then!


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L9 hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
yellow jr. hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
mistero della mente yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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magikarp Who the fuck likes peeps?

I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
BNet *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*
BNet except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"
atresac *am i right peeps?


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Punisher2 we need a white friday tho

where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.


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Unknown 1337 Sac

Why are you so angry
atresac well, since you asked
Yellow Jr. No answer
atresac oh look, it's yellow here to explain things.


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Punisher2 p gay
Punisher2 wait! nohomo!!!!!!
Punisher2 NOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
xjt22 LMFAOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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atresac hey mistero

why'd you block me pal.
mistero della mente i also defriended you on facebook

i hope we can still be friends


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Punisher2 WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED

I HATE U ALL!

except amir cus he ruined it i hear
atresac it was Who's Nailin Palin

a classic
atresac alaska to suck my cock amirite


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mistero della mente Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3
BNet mario sunshine
mistero della mente i never liked it.
BNet well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live


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BNet amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID
amir25atw i fucking hate you
Punisher2 you spelled the bands name wrong tho


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magikarp So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice

but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
atresac nice fell.
atresac I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.


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Grecian i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
L9 You must be pretty flexible.


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Shine Shine For Life

My nigs
D banned
punisher2 LOL


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L9 HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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mistero della mente hey sac

milk my asshole
amir25atw my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human


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amir25atw i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet

all you live far as hell away from me
og bubba kush ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
og bubba kush and nigga i drive a infiniti


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BNet fuck you karp.

seriously fuck every inch of you.
mistero della mente yeah, fuck darkhiei
darkhiei the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?!


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magikarp Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.
xjt22 does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?


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yofter mofter kofter I am alive.

*sigh* yeah..
magikarp That's too bad, try to fix it.


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BNet plus isn't "excelling at liberal arts" just a fancy way of saying we're failures.


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ENZO She's Out of My League

I want to fuck the main girl/10
Past shes out of your league


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BNet pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but


have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
punisher2 whottttttttt no


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ENZO Speaking of annoying girls

I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
punisher2 lol i dont get the annoying part of the story

maybe stupid but
ENZO Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story


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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.


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mistero della mente Singularity sounds P NEAT

[tl;dr]

6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
BNet you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
mistero della mente how about you download my shit right into your mouth
BNet server not found motherfucker


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L9 just thought up an AMAZING joke

nd4ums

GREAT joke



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