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Punisher2 whoo im in ndfs top most quote

niceeeee
Punisher2 I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.

but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
BNet i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious


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magikarp It depends, would you just snap and break it?
amir25atw If it was broken
magikarp You'd break it if it were broken?
amir25atw Yea probably


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mistero della mente o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive
atresac I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.
mistero della mente get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good


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L9 No Blue stream? ;_;

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Yellow Jr. Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
L9 When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.

Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.


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Grecian i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
L9 You must be pretty flexible.


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Amir25atw Venom was a beast
BNet Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.


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BNet Failing a chem test

8/10
ENZO That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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Punisher2 WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED

I HATE U ALL!

except amir cus he ruined it i hear
atresac it was Who's Nailin Palin

a classic
atresac alaska to suck my cock amirite


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mistero della mente hey guys!

i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!

say nice things about me on it!
Past No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.


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~dr_dude love~ since everyone is here

im going to stream friday the 13th
Past Sunday the 11th
Good one Past Yep


Quote: #131
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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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atresac pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.
L9 I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby
atresac drink me.


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xjt22 i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir


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Punisher2 this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p
mistero della mente avatar needs to stop existing
mistero della mente take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them


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amir25atw cicis new look




omgomgomgomg
mistero della mente if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
BNet but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him












niiiiiiiiice


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magikarp BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts

So that we don't luke our shit up.
xjt22 OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING

replace the word reply with "pussy"


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atresac hey mistero

why'd you block me pal.
mistero della mente i also defriended you on facebook

i hope we can still be friends


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xjt22 Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."


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punisher2 guys help me find my remote u assholes
amir25atw Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.


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L9 hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
yellow jr. hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
mistero della mente yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO


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Past does someone have black night rises on dvd?
atresac holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
atresac it's black night arisen


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L9 HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES


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BNet "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"


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Yellow Jr. Hey karp

Can you teach me some Spanish
magikarp No.
magikarp That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
magikarp Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.


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magikarp I hate vagina


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xjt22 could i send my child to europe with you
mistero della mente my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now

why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
xjt22 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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mistero della mente My phone bill

as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).

IM SHITTING MYSELF
Punisher2 go steal a bank


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atresac wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.
atresac this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.
Punisher2 more like avatar part 2 rite


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mistero della mente my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
magikarp Why should he be dead?
atresac because he shot him in the head.
atresac british dads are immortal.


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BNet my salary is literally infinite
BNet my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth


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BNet did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
L9 no he just took it out of the frame on his wall


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Grecian justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.

so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
Yellow Jr. I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
Past LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.


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BNet How unfortunately stereotypical

The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.


Fried Chicken.


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BNet pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but


have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
punisher2 whottttttttt no


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Atresac 8/10.
Grecian im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but

thats good right?
xjt22 from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance


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L9 Do you love Jesus?

I love Jesus.
Past Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
L9 That's nice of him.


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Yellow Jr. I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened
Punisher2 they beatlesd.
amir25atw kendra = yoko ono


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xjt22 o hey its free slurpee day
Past lil cups

stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
BNet don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday



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