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Grecian smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.

and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
Past Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
Grecian mr clean is awesome to drink.

i cant believe you never drank it before.

try it.

wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.


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mistero della mente hey sac

milk my asshole
amir25atw my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human


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Atresac 8/10.
Grecian im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but

thats good right?
xjt22 from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance


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mistero della mente they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
~dr_dude love~ I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
mistero della mente stay in your posts.
~dr_dude love~ you fucking suck.


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amir25atw NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK

When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
BNet i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"

also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
L9 ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE
Grecian annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny


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magikarp So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice

but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
atresac nice fell.
atresac I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.


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magikarp Me, magikarp always has sex with men
Amir25atw LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
magikarp Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?


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L9 just re-bought the same earbuds I was using

and decided I'd take better care of them this time.

the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
BNet try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
BNet lmfao
BNet hahaha


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BNet How unfortunately stereotypical

The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.


Fried Chicken.


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russo go to school corey.
BNet i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp


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atresac hey mistero

why'd you block me pal.
mistero della mente i also defriended you on facebook

i hope we can still be friends


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L9 HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES


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atresac 1892 points left.
atresac what important events happened in that year?
BNet American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.


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BNet amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID
amir25atw i fucking hate you
Punisher2 you spelled the bands name wrong tho


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L9 I Don't Even Like Girls Yet
Past I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"


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atresac starting school monday

yeeee
BNet i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116

or are you just gonna get the transfer credits


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amir25atw cicis new look




omgomgomgomg
mistero della mente if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
BNet but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him












niiiiiiiiice


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Past i met grecian before any of you actually


who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
L9 syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
L9 i think the guy was super gay.


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Punisher2 dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
Grecian lol you sound retarded pun.

what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?


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~dr_dude love~ eat me
mistero della mente you're like a meal for 12 fuck that


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L9 just thought up an AMAZING joke

nd4ums

GREAT joke


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~dr_dude love~ so everytime i click the random post loader

it stays in the same year

and only goes back like 2 months
Dan The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.

So suck my balls.


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Punisher2 p gay
Punisher2 wait! nohomo!!!!!!
Punisher2 NOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
xjt22 LMFAOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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xjt22 o hey its free slurpee day
Past lil cups

stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
BNet don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday


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L9 do you have any solution ideas in mind
BNet i didn't read your post :)


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BNet someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
BNet hint: it's 45
L9 Can you give us another hint


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amir25atw Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
amir25atw LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir


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Punisher2 whoo im in ndfs top most quote

niceeeee
Punisher2 I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.

but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
BNet i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious


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amir25atw Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.


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L9 hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
yellow jr. hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
mistero della mente yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO


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Grecian justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.

so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
Yellow Jr. I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
Past LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.


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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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ENZO Looking back through those old posts I made

Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
L9 What a jerk!


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ENZO What the hell

HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
mistero della mente cruci-
atresac -fy

The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!


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xjt22 o she had her period btw
atresac must have been a miscarriage.


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BNet ...

these quotes stink


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LottoBot Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery

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Dan Back in your cage.
punisher2 hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!


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BNet yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
Grecian you were a second to slow though, bnet.

if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.

think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries


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magikarp Who the fuck likes peeps?

I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
BNet *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*
BNet except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"
atresac *am i right peeps?



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