

| L9 | HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES |
| BNet | someone ntrtayn |
| Amir25atw | Only if you return the favor |
| Amir25atw | Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot |
| mistero della mente | my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that. |
| magikarp | Why should he be dead? |
| atresac | because he shot him in the head. |
| atresac | british dads are immortal. |
| atresac | like an infection |
| Dan | Like a urinary tract infection. |
| BNet | I have three of those. My sister gave them to me. :X. |
| BNet | Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy. .... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!! |
| magikarp | 1 vote for Billy Madison. |
| mistero della mente | can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison |
| L9 | No Blue stream? ;_; ;_; |
| Yellow Jr. | Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night. |
| L9 | When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night. Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you. |
| ~dr_dude love~ | gt was dead around the time it died. |
| magikarp | Pun sent me (No Message) |
| mistero della mente | get out |
| magikarp | Alright. |
| Unknown 1337 | who gets the purple name so that I could exploit that shit |
| mistero della mente | yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits |
| ~dr_dude love~ | bout to stream gimmie a few |
| atresac | I'll watch. |
| Yellow Jr. | If he ever figures out how to work it. o; |
| ~dr_dude love~ | how the hell do i work this? |
| atresac | I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration. |
| atresac | Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh |
| atresac | the master sword is conservatism. |
| atresac | the lava is income tax. |
| amir25atw | Going to tennessee be back friday Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post! |
| L9 | LMAO |
| Punisher2 | LMAO |
| BNet | LMAO |
| amir25atw | Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada. |
| ENZO | Looking back through those old posts I made Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right. |
| L9 | What a jerk! |
| Punisher2 | this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p |
| mistero della mente | avatar needs to stop existing |
| mistero della mente | take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them |
| BNet | How unfortunately stereotypical The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS. Fried Chicken. |
| Grecian | i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit. true story. |
| D | Who has tumblr Who has tumblr |
| L9 | Blogging is for losers! |
| D | Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy. |
| L9 | So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined. Sounds gay! I bet you're gay! |
| Punisher2 | WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED I HATE U ALL! except amir cus he ruined it i hear |
| atresac | it was Who's Nailin Palin a classic |
| atresac | alaska to suck my cock amirite |
| atresac | Tonight at 8 I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family. |
| Magikarp | What movie? :L |
| atresac | except karp |
| Magikarp | Sounds like an interesting movie. |
| mistero della mente | pokemon live action movie I lold |
| BNet | oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[ except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah |
| mistero della mente | are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did? |
| BNet | no, real pokemon |
| amir25atw | Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come |
| Rinoa | If this is another zubat, I'm going to... THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF |
| BNet | Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3 |
| atresac | A paras? that's hot. |
| Punisher2 | Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer' |
| BNet | change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy. |
| mistero della mente | if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp. |
| amir25atw | Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk For a week 0/10 |
| L9 | I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player! |
| amir25atw | Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho |
| BNet | Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit doit |
| DuelmonkeyX | You're not as fat as my real life friends. |
| magikarp | Who the fuck likes peeps? I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween. |
| BNet | *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine* |
| BNet | except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause" |
| atresac | *am i right peeps? |
| ~dr_dude love~ | We should make a band The NDFers! |
| Punisher2 | I hate it |
| ENZO | Girl Scout Thin Mints fuck yeah. |
| atresac | mint chocolate=go to hell. |
| amir25atw | NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something |
| BNet | i'm glad you know the definition of "annex" also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb. |
| L9 | ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE |
| Grecian | annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny |
| L9 | How did you find this |
| L9 | did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket |
| mistero della mente | i bet daniel did it |
| mistero della mente | they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in |
| ~dr_dude love~ | I bet all they trainers will have a karp! |
| mistero della mente | stay in your posts. |
| ~dr_dude love~ | you fucking suck. |
| Amir25atw | Venom was a beast |
| BNet | Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived. |
| ~dr_dude love~ | School 1/10 |
| Past | You probably have no friends |
| amir25atw | Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump. |
| xjt22 | hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4 i think |
| BNet | how could he tell when it was all gone? oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM |
| BNet | Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D; |
| Magikarp | You don't drive? |
| BNet | i do, i don't own a car. |
| mistero della mente | pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises |
| ~dr_dude love~ | since everyone is here im going to stream friday the 13th |
| Past | Sunday the 11th |
| Good one Past | Yep |
| Shine | Shine For Life My nigs |
| D | banned |
| punisher2 | LOL |