|Yellow Jr.||Hey karp
Can you teach me some Spanish
|magikarp||That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".|
|magikarp||Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.|
|BNet||"Metapod" is metapod for "yes"|
|xjt22||i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl|
|duelmonkeyx||Bring out your inner martin luther king|
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent
I stink and am fat.
|Spoon||You're a history buff|
|magikarp||So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
|atresac||I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.|
|Grecian||hey ladies, have you met bnet?|
|Kazuya Mishima||Hey BNet, have you met ladies?|
|Punisher2||WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
I HATE U ALL!
except amir cus he ruined it i hear
|atresac||it was Who's Nailin Palin
|atresac||alaska to suck my cock amirite|
|ENZO||Why haven't you drowned yourself yet|
|L9||Do you love Jesus?
I love Jesus.
|Past||Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.|
|L9||That's nice of him.|
|Punisher2||kiss my ass knicks suck|
|xjt22||we do suck lol|
|Past||You probably have no friends|
|magikarp||My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
The fuck kinda shit is that /10
|BNet||in their defense, you blow me|
|BNet||i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.|
|punisher2||we need to expand on our mexican culture
EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
|magikarp||I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.|
|mistero della mente||and 100% gay|
|magikarp||how many points does my fleshlight get|
waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
|L9||They don't mail it to you?|
|DuelmonkeyX||they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope|
|Grecian||that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.|
|magikarp||Pun sent me
|mistero della mente||get out|
|magikarp||Have you ever wished you could...
|Amir25atw||Its called jacking off.|
|atresac||pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.|
|mistero della mente||if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.|
|atresac||oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.|
|Unknown 1337||who gets the purple name
so that I could exploit that shit
|mistero della mente||yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits|
|ENZO||Looking back through those old posts I made
Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
|L9||What a jerk!|
|xjt22||Russel wilson is a cute indian|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|atresac||fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.|
|punisher2||Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
and i couldnt remember the damn words!
i tried to google them but!
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|DuelmonkeyX||You're not as fat as my real life friends.|
these quotes stink
|~dr_dude love~||Any of you guys drive here?
|atresac||i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.|
|Grecian||im not gonna watch any of these videos but
how do you pierce your penis?
|magikarp||You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.|
|ENZO||Girl Scout Thin Mints
|atresac||mint chocolate=go to hell.|
|Grecian||i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.|
|L9||You must be pretty flexible.|
|Punisher2||whoo im in ndfs top most quote
|Punisher2||I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
|BNet||i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious|
|magikarp||Why so dead?
|ENZO||cause BNet unbanned you :(|
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
|mistero della mente||well so far from the caymen islands we have had
Those two girls
this is an awful track record
|BNet||those two girls weren't cayminian
although i did caminian them several times.
|Punisher2||u guys should be lost on and island together
it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
|mistero della mente||i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay|
|Punisher2||i'd fuck a tree before going that way|
|~dr_dude love~||eat me|
|mistero della mente||you're like a meal for 12 fuck that|
|BNet||amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID|
|amir25atw||i fucking hate you|
|Punisher2||you spelled the bands name wrong tho|
|~dr_dude love~||We should make a band
|Punisher2||I hate it|
|ENZO||Speaking of annoying girls
I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
|punisher2||lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
maybe stupid but
|ENZO||Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story|
|xjt22||nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D|