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og bubba kush I am extremely gay.


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
ENZO dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal


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Grecian Today is Canada day

so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and

everything is closed
atresac what's a canada

The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!


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xjt22 Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."


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mistero della mente well so far from the caymen islands we have had

Yellow
Rockaku,
Those two girls
TheGreenGuy

this is an awful track record
BNet those two girls weren't cayminian

although i did caminian them several times.


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magikarp Why so dead?

Huh?
ENZO cause BNet unbanned you :(


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magikarp Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
xjt22 WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
Unknown 1337 I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face


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punisher2 guys help me find my remote u assholes
amir25atw Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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L9 two trains pull into a station

one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"

the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"


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~dr_dude love~ getting your phone stolen when your at football practice

1/10

with 3 other friends =\\
mistero della mente maybe it's still in your hand


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ENZO She's Out of My League

I want to fuck the main girl/10
Past shes out of your league


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amir25atw the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces

i never knew that

so like

we had to put it together

like a fuckin bionicle
atresac no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.


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Past am i a bully
BNet no, bullies have an impact on people
BNet you're more like a loaf of bread


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

0/19
L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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amir25atw i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet

all you live far as hell away from me
og bubba kush ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
og bubba kush and nigga i drive a infiniti


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magikarp There are cupcakes in the kitchen

And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
BNet Play russian roulette.
L9 And start with six bullets instead of one.


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amir25atw "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"


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xjt22 i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
duelmonkeyx Bring out your inner martin luther king


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magikarp So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice

but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
atresac nice fell.
atresac I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.


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atresac pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
mistero della mente if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
atresac oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.


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BNet "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"


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mistero della mente hey sac

milk my asshole
amir25atw my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human


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Punisher2 whoo im in ndfs top most quote

niceeeee
Punisher2 I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.

but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
BNet i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious


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Punisher2 HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!

bnet!
BNet I'm never taking it down.

And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.

It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
Yellow Jr. Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?


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Punisher2 WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED

I HATE U ALL!

except amir cus he ruined it i hear
atresac it was Who's Nailin Palin

a classic
atresac alaska to suck my cock amirite


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ENZO What the hell

HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
mistero della mente cruci-
atresac -fy

The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!


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Punisher2 kiss my ass knicks suck
xjt22 we do suck lol


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magikarp My grades:

English-8 percent
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Biology-22 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent

I stink and am fat.
Spoon You're a history buff


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magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
atresac you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain


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Past i met grecian before any of you actually


who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
L9 syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
L9 i think the guy was super gay.


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amir25atw cicis new look




omgomgomgomg
mistero della mente if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
BNet but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him












niiiiiiiiice


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~dr_dude love~ so everytime i click the random post loader

it stays in the same year

and only goes back like 2 months
Dan The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.

So suck my balls.


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L9 You know what's nuts

Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
Kazuya Mishima It definitely has its...

percs.
magikarp Good lord.


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magikarp Pun sent me

(No Message)
mistero della mente get out
magikarp Alright.


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Yellow Jr. Hey karp

Can you teach me some Spanish
magikarp No.
magikarp That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
magikarp Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.


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atresac 1892 points left.
atresac what important events happened in that year?
BNet American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.


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mistero della mente My phone bill

as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).

IM SHITTING MYSELF
Punisher2 go steal a bank


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mistero della mente bnet

i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
BNet i will stream anti-minecraft
BNet you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.


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BNet "Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"
Omgsports2 Ur mouth too
BNet xjt schooling me on chocolate over here



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