|Past||am i a bully|
|BNet||no, bullies have an impact on people|
|BNet||you're more like a loaf of bread|
|mistero della mente||i'd fuck that cock|
|mistero della mente||pokemon live action movie
|BNet||oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
|mistero della mente||are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?|
|BNet||no, real pokemon|
|atresac||hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
|L9||i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy|
|magikarp||who isn't though|
|~dr_dude love~||gt was dead around the time it died.|
|L9||hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys|
|yellow jr.||hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people|
|mistero della mente||yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO|
|Punisher2||whoo im in ndfs top most quote
|Punisher2||I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
|BNet||i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious|
|ENZO||Why haven't you drowned yourself yet|
|amir25atw||Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
For a week
|L9||I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!|
|amir25atw||Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho|
|L9||pun and amir
Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
|xjt22||Whats that =O|
|L9||a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms|
|Luke||so i left my hat at some sluts house
get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
|amir25atw||dont go to sluts houses maybe|
|xjt22||So many ways i can go with this.|
|magikarp||does the shut up karp bot work on posts?|
|Automated Shut up Karp Bot||shut up karp|
|BNet||Fuck you for being so dead.
Fuck you for being so dead.
|ENZO||you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|L9||I Don't Even Like Girls Yet|
|Past||I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"|
|L9||In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)|
|BNet||Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder|
|BNet||or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure|
|amir25atw||cicis new look
|mistero della mente||if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her|
|BNet||but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
|L9||mistero as someone who lives across a body of water roughly the size of the lower north american continent what do you make of all this immigration business we have down here|
|mistero della mente||well it brought ddl into your country, so
pretty much the worst thing that can happen to america
|mistero della mente||i don't actually know if ddl has mexican ancestry, but i don't like ddl|
|russo||go to school corey.|
|BNet||i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp|
|mistero della mente||they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in|
|~dr_dude love~||I bet all they trainers will have a karp!|
|mistero della mente||stay in your posts.|
|~dr_dude love~||you fucking suck.|
|BNet||I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :||
|mistero della mente||i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA|
|BNet||They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.|
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
these quotes stink
|BNet||"uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO|
|atresac||"yeah it is"|
|Kazuya Mishima||lol "yeah it is"|
|BNet||shut up kaz|
|atresac||pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.|
|mistero della mente||if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.|
|atresac||oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.|
|~dr_dude love~||so everytime i click the random post loader
it stays in the same year
and only goes back like 2 months
|Dan||The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
So suck my balls.
|BNet||you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs|
|L9||Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes|
|Punisher2||HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
|BNet||I'm never taking it down.
And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
|Yellow Jr.||Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|ENZO||dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal|
|Rinoa||If this is another zubat, I'm going to...
THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM
|BNet||Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3|
|atresac||A paras? that's hot.|
|magikarp||Have you ever wished you could...
|Amir25atw||Its called jacking off.|
|Punisher2||J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
mr.o just got angry i bet
|~!unknown1337i~||I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again|
|atresac||that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
|mistero della mente||sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him|
|Punisher2||u guys should be lost on and island together
it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
|mistero della mente||i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay|
|Punisher2||i'd fuck a tree before going that way|
|BNet||my salary is literally infinite|
|BNet||my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth|
|atresac||like an infection|
|Dan||Like a urinary tract infection.|
|BNet||I have three of those.
My sister gave them to me.
|xjt22||nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D|
|Punisher2||Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'|
|BNet||change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.|
|og bubba kush||whos seeing the purge this week
imagine a free day of crime tho
|L9||you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?|
|amir25atw||Going to tennessee be back friday
Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
|BNet||did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face|
|L9||no he just took it out of the frame on his wall|