|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|DuelmonkeyX||You're not as fat as my real life friends.|
|magikarp||Pun sent me
|mistero della mente||get out|
|BNet||amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID|
|amir25atw||i fucking hate you|
|Punisher2||you spelled the bands name wrong tho|
|Punisher2||we need a white friday tho
where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.
|BNet||did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face|
|L9||no he just took it out of the frame on his wall|
|atresac||I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.|
|atresac||Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh|
|atresac||the master sword is conservatism.|
|atresac||the lava is income tax.|
|ENZO||Girl Scout Thin Mints
|atresac||mint chocolate=go to hell.|
|mistero della mente||if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.|
|Luke||so i left my hat at some sluts house
get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
|amir25atw||dont go to sluts houses maybe|
|xjt22||So many ways i can go with this.|
|mistero della mente||hes a great friend i enjoy his company
please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
|Punisher2||he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.
or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
|BNet||maybe he's given up hope|
|xjt22||o she had her period btw|
|atresac||must have been a miscarriage.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|Punisher2||WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
I HATE U ALL!
except amir cus he ruined it i hear
|atresac||it was Who's Nailin Palin
|atresac||alaska to suck my cock amirite|
|xjt22||o hey its free slurpee day|
stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
|BNet||don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday|
|BNet||Fuck you for being so dead.
Fuck you for being so dead.
|ENZO||you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?|
|magikarp||how many points does my fleshlight get|
|yofter_in_paris||ADIDAS are cool
Nike looks like shite by comparison.
ADIDAS makes me look retro. like 80s or 90s. haha
|atresac||i will pay you $20 if you can find a SINGLE PERSON ON **EARTH** who gives a shit.|
|punisher2||Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
and i couldnt remember the damn words!
i tried to google them but!
|punisher2||guys help me find my remote u assholes|
|amir25atw||Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.|
|amir25atw||yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya|
|yofter_in_paris||i've done a lot of rough things|
|Grecian||i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
|magikarp||I hate vagina|
|amir25atw||cicis new look
|mistero della mente||if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her|
|BNet||but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
|atresac||i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass|
|BNet||maybe you listened to dorass|
|atresac||what's the diff amirite|
|BNet||yeah we posted at almost the same second lol|
|Grecian||you were a second to slow though, bnet.
if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
|L9||just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
|BNet||try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!|
|~dr_dude love~||HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!|
|mistero della mente||yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america|
|Grecian||having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing
"i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards
|magikarp||Why? Did you chop off his legs?|
|BNet||"uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO|
|atresac||"yeah it is"|
|Kazuya Mishima||lol "yeah it is"|
|BNet||shut up kaz|
|xjt22||nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D|
|amir25atw||i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"|
|magikarp||It depends, would you just snap and break it?|
|amir25atw||If it was broken|
|magikarp||You'd break it if it were broken?|
|magikarp||BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
So that we don't luke our shit up.
|xjt22||OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
replace the word reply with "pussy"
|yofter mofter kofter||I am alive.
|magikarp||That's too bad, try to fix it.|
|BNet||my salary is literally infinite|
|BNet||my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth|
|Punisher2||HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
|BNet||I'm never taking it down.
And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
|Yellow Jr.||Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?|
|xjt22||Russel wilson is a cute indian|
|BNet||I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :||
|mistero della mente||i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA|
|BNet||They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.|
|Grecian||im not gonna watch any of these videos but
how do you pierce your penis?
|magikarp||You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.|