|atresac||girl in my sociology class
most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
|atresac||who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
fuck you never talk again.
|mistero della mente||maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you|
|BNet||you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs|
|L9||Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes|
|Punisher2||kiss my ass knicks suck|
|xjt22||we do suck lol|
|mistero della mente||if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.|
|magikarp||What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?|
|mistero della mente||helga and barnaby|
|mistero della mente||just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names|
|amir25atw||Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn
|Amir25atw||Venom was a beast|
|BNet||Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.|
|mistero della mente||lol
i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post
|xXmikeDusXx||I have troubles with forum
I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
|mistero della mente||invert your computer's polaric beam|
|BNet||run into your computer monitor at full speed.|
|Punisher2||Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it|
|atresac||pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.|
|mistero della mente||if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.|
|atresac||oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.|
|magikarp||how many points does my fleshlight get|
|DuelmonkeyX||GOT MY LICENSE
|magikarp||Good for you, now go get in a car crash.|
|DuelmonkeyX||How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?|
|magikarp||If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.|
|~dr_dude love~||eat me|
|mistero della mente||you're like a meal for 12 fuck that|
|L9||HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES|
|ENZO||I just talked to a mortgage lender.
That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
|magikarp||I'm proud you're doing what most people do.|
|LottoBot||Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
|Dan||Back in your cage.|
|punisher2||hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!|
|BNet||How unfortunately stereotypical
The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
|~dr_dude love~||getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
with 3 other friends =\\
|mistero della mente||maybe it's still in your hand|
|amir25atw||Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes|
|amir25atw||LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir|
|atresac||like an infection|
|Dan||Like a urinary tract infection.|
|BNet||I have three of those.
My sister gave them to me.
|amir25atw||Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
For a week
|L9||I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!|
|amir25atw||Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho|
|mistero della mente||bnet
i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
|BNet||i will stream anti-minecraft|
|BNet||you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.|
|L9||You know what's nuts
Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
|Kazuya Mishima||It definitely has its...
|Grecian||justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.
so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
|Yellow Jr.||I fucked Miley and Taylor before.|
|Past||LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.|
|Yellow Jr.||I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|amir25atw||kendra = yoko ono|
|magikarp||does the shut up karp bot work on posts?|
|Automated Shut up Karp Bot||shut up karp|
|amir25atw||"guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"|
|Punisher2||dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face|
|Grecian||lol you sound retarded pun.
what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?
|xjt22||o she had her period btw|
|atresac||must have been a miscarriage.|
|BNet||pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but
have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
|Punisher2||Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'|
|BNet||change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.|
|mistero della mente||yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA
now can i go back to watching this? =/
|BNet||Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.
We'll do it again, too.
|L9||two trains pull into a station
one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
|ENZO||Speaking of annoying girls
I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
|punisher2||lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
maybe stupid but
|ENZO||Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story|
|amir25atw||the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
i never knew that
we had to put it together
like a fuckin bionicle
|atresac||no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.|
|Grecian||hey ladies, have you met bnet?|
|Kazuya Mishima||Hey BNet, have you met ladies?|
|Yellow Jr.||i'm not gay but
there's something about sonics cum...
|Yellow Jr.||please respond|
|mistero della mente||they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in|
|~dr_dude love~||I bet all they trainers will have a karp!|
|mistero della mente||stay in your posts.|
|~dr_dude love~||you fucking suck.|
|BNet||"uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO|
|atresac||"yeah it is"|
|Kazuya Mishima||lol "yeah it is"|
|BNet||shut up kaz|