|xjt22||HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST|
|atresac||it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
just seems like a waste now.
|L9||do you have any solution ideas in mind|
|BNet||i didn't read your post :)|
|ENZO||Why haven't you drowned yourself yet|
|magikarp||Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck|
|xjt22||WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN|
|Unknown 1337||I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face|
|~dr_dude love~||since everyone is here
im going to stream friday the 13th
|Past||Sunday the 11th|
|Good one Past||Yep|
|magikarp||Who the fuck likes peeps?
I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
|BNet||*watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*|
|BNet||except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"|
|atresac||*am i right peeps?|
|LottoBot||Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
|Dan||Back in your cage.|
|punisher2||hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!|
|atresac||hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
|L9||i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy|
|magikarp||who isn't though|
|magikarp||BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
So that we don't luke our shit up.
|xjt22||OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
replace the word reply with "pussy"
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|ENZO||dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal|
|Past||does someone have black night rises on dvd?|
|atresac||holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.|
|atresac||it's black night arisen|
|magikarp||how many points does my fleshlight get|
|Past||I am dumb and stupid and gay|
|punisher2||Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
and i couldnt remember the damn words!
i tried to google them but!
|Magikarp||I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)
More like rock lobster! Amirite?
|mistero della mente||i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.|
|atresac||like an infection|
|Dan||Like a urinary tract infection.|
|BNet||I have three of those.
My sister gave them to me.
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|Grecian||im not gonna watch any of these videos but
how do you pierce your penis?
|magikarp||You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.|
|Grecian||hey ladies, have you met bnet?|
|Kazuya Mishima||Hey BNet, have you met ladies?|
|yofter mofter kofter||I am alive.
|magikarp||That's too bad, try to fix it.|
|Grecian||smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
|Past||Lol and you tasted Mr clean??|
|Grecian||mr clean is awesome to drink.
i cant believe you never drank it before.
wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.
|mistero della mente||o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive|
|atresac||I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.|
|mistero della mente||get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good|
|Punisher2||J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
mr.o just got angry i bet
|~!unknown1337i~||I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again|
|atresac||that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
|mistero della mente||sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him|
|L9||HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES|
|punisher2||guys help me find my remote u assholes|
|amir25atw||Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.|
|BNet||"Metapod" is metapod for "yes"|
|magikarp||Me, magikarp always has sex with men|
|Amir25atw||LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT|
|magikarp||Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|DuelmonkeyX||You're not as fat as my real life friends.|
|Russo||I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.|
|BNet||i barely know her head|
|~dr_dude love~||im going to stream
anything you use want!
|~dr_dude love~||fuck, you guys*|
|BNet||well fuck you too!|
|BNet||no offense past but
i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you
|~dr_dude love~||getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
with 3 other friends =\\
|mistero della mente||maybe it's still in your hand|
|L9||You know what's nuts
Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
|Kazuya Mishima||It definitely has its...
|Punisher2||kiss my ass knicks suck|
|xjt22||we do suck lol|
|magikarp||Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.|
|xjt22||does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?|
|L9||mistero as someone who lives across a body of water roughly the size of the lower north american continent what do you make of all this immigration business we have down here|
|mistero della mente||well it brought ddl into your country, so
pretty much the worst thing that can happen to america
|mistero della mente||i don't actually know if ddl has mexican ancestry, but i don't like ddl|
|Punisher2||u guys should be lost on and island together
it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
|mistero della mente||i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay|
|Punisher2||i'd fuck a tree before going that way|
|atresac||the "view" tab
worthless piece of garbage/10
|mistero della mente||why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole|
|Past||Karp my lil sister could take you.|
|magikarp||how old's your little sister?|
|amir25atw||I'm going to fuck your sister|
|BNet||someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked|
|BNet||hint: it's 45|
|L9||Can you give us another hint|