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atresac starting school monday

yeeee
BNet i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116

or are you just gonna get the transfer credits


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ENZO Anyone...

...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
L9 Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
magikarp Ha
BNet ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot


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ENZO I just talked to a mortgage lender.

That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
magikarp I'm proud you're doing what most people do.


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Russo I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
BNet i barely know her head


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~dr_dude love~ im going to stream

anything you use want!

PIC NAO
~dr_dude love~ fuck, you guys*
BNet well fuck you too!


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Punisher2 kiss my ass knicks suck
xjt22 we do suck lol


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L9 just thought up an AMAZING joke

nd4ums

GREAT joke


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BNet amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID
amir25atw i fucking hate you
Punisher2 you spelled the bands name wrong tho


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~dr_dude love~ gt was dead around the time it died.


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Punisher2 u guys should be lost on and island together

it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
mistero della mente i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
Punisher2 i'd fuck a tree before going that way


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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og bubba kush I am extremely gay.


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Punisher2 There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house

all i hear is

WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
Punisher2 more like grand pricks


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BNet Failing a chem test

8/10
ENZO That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?


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Atresac 8/10.
Grecian im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but

thats good right?
xjt22 from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance


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mistero della mente my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
magikarp Why should he be dead?
atresac because he shot him in the head.
atresac british dads are immortal.


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BNet someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
BNet hint: it's 45
L9 Can you give us another hint


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magikarp Why so dead?

Huh?
ENZO cause BNet unbanned you :(


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amir25atw Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn

No homo


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Grecian i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.

true story.


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magikarp What did you get your mom for mother's day?
amir25atw I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


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amir25atw i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"


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Past I am dumb and stupid and gay


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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Rinoa If this is another zubat, I'm going to...

THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
BNet Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3
atresac A paras? that's hot.


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xjt22 Russel wilson is a cute indian


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mistero della mente My phone bill

as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).

IM SHITTING MYSELF
Punisher2 go steal a bank


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magikarp So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice

but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
atresac nice fell.
atresac I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.


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magikarp I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
nizzarf you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
magikarp ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
atresac more like your forum was left 4 dead


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L9 do you have any solution ideas in mind
BNet i didn't read your post :)


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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magikarp does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
Automated Shut up Karp Bot shut up karp


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mistero della mente you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does


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BNet no offense past but

i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you


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punisher2 is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?

my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.

i heard its pretty good
BNet no
L9 I was thinking of seeing it today

Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
amir25atw I wanna see it stoned


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mistero della mente hes a great friend i enjoy his company

please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
Punisher2 he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.

or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
BNet maybe he's given up hope


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mistero della mente Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3
BNet mario sunshine
mistero della mente i never liked it.
BNet well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live


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L9 hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
yellow jr. hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
mistero della mente yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO


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magikarp It depends, would you just snap and break it?
amir25atw If it was broken
magikarp You'd break it if it were broken?
amir25atw Yea probably



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