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mistero della mente hes a great friend i enjoy his company

please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
Punisher2 he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.

or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
BNet maybe he's given up hope


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atresac 1892 points left.
atresac what important events happened in that year?
BNet American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.


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ENZO Anyone...

...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
L9 Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"
magikarp Ha
BNet ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot


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atresac hey mistero

why'd you block me pal.
mistero della mente i also defriended you on facebook

i hope we can still be friends


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og bubba kush I am extremely gay.


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magikarp I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
nizzarf you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
magikarp ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
atresac more like your forum was left 4 dead


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magikarp My grades:

English-8 percent
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Biology-22 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent

I stink and am fat.
Spoon You're a history buff


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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L9 two trains pull into a station

one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"

the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"


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BNet yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
Grecian you were a second to slow though, bnet.

if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.

think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries


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L9 Pulp Fiction

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atresac fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
BNet Really


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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.


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Grecian im not gonna watch any of these videos but

how do you pierce your penis?
magikarp You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.


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L9 In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)
BNet Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder
BNet or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure


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~dr_dude love~ eat me
mistero della mente you're like a meal for 12 fuck that


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mistero della mente Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3
BNet mario sunshine
mistero della mente i never liked it.
BNet well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live


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mistero della mente yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA

now can i go back to watching this? =/
BNet Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.

We'll do it again, too.


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DuelmonkeyX GOT MY LICENSE

YEAAAAA NIGGA
magikarp Good for you, now go get in a car crash.
DuelmonkeyX How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?
magikarp If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.


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amir25atw Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk

For a week

0/10
L9 I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
amir25atw Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho


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xjt22 i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
duelmonkeyx Bring out your inner martin luther king


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xjt22 i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir


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mistero della mente macs are for losers!
BNet you're a loser!
mistero della mente guess i have a mac then!


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Punisher2 J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII

mr.o just got angry i bet
~!unknown1337i~ I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
atresac that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die

that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
mistero della mente sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him


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amir25atw Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
amir25atw LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir


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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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mistero della mente lol

i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post


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BNet How unfortunately stereotypical

The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.


Fried Chicken.


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magikarp It depends, would you just snap and break it?
amir25atw If it was broken
magikarp You'd break it if it were broken?
amir25atw Yea probably


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mistero della mente hey sac

milk my asshole
amir25atw my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human


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ENZO Looking back through those old posts I made

Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
L9 What a jerk!


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mistero della mente o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive
atresac I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.
mistero della mente get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good


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mistero della mente Singularity sounds P NEAT

[tl;dr]

6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
BNet you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
mistero della mente how about you download my shit right into your mouth
BNet server not found motherfucker


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Past Karp my lil sister could take you.
magikarp how old's your little sister?
Past 8
amir25atw I'm going to fuck your sister


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


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Past does someone have black night rises on dvd?
atresac holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
atresac it's black night arisen


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atresac the "view" tab

worthless piece of garbage/10
mistero della mente why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole


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Grecian having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing

"i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards

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magikarp Why? Did you chop off his legs?


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ENZO She's Out of My League

I want to fuck the main girl/10
Past shes out of your league


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amir25atw the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces

i never knew that

so like

we had to put it together

like a fuckin bionicle
atresac no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.


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Punisher2 we need a white friday tho

where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.



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