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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.


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Amir25atw Venom was a beast
BNet Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.


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xjt22 I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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L9 you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
BNet not even in your secret dildo?
amir25atw its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally


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magikarp I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
nizzarf you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
magikarp ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
atresac more like your forum was left 4 dead


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magikarp Pun sent me

(No Message)
mistero della mente get out
magikarp Alright.


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magikarp I hate vagina


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L9 Pulp Fiction

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atresac fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
BNet Really


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atresac girl in my sociology class

most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
DIE.
atresac who pronounces "hair" as "heew"

fuck you never talk again.
mistero della mente maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you


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magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
atresac you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain


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L9 How did you find this
L9 did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
mistero della mente i bet daniel did it


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~dr_dude love~ so everytime i click the random post loader

it stays in the same year

and only goes back like 2 months
Dan The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.

So suck my balls.


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BNet someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
BNet hint: it's 45
L9 Can you give us another hint


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xjt22 could i send my child to europe with you
mistero della mente my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now

why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
xjt22 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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BNet I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :|
mistero della mente i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA
BNet They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.


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Punisher2 kiss my ass knicks suck
xjt22 we do suck lol


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


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Past I am dumb and stupid and gay


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Past am i a bully
BNet no, bullies have an impact on people
BNet you're more like a loaf of bread


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atresac wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.
atresac this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.
Punisher2 more like avatar part 2 rite


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atresac the "view" tab

worthless piece of garbage/10
mistero della mente why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole


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magikarp Why so dead?

Huh?
ENZO cause BNet unbanned you :(


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Grecian i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.

true story.


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Past does someone have black night rises on dvd?
atresac holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
atresac it's black night arisen


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magikarp What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?
mistero della mente helga and barnaby
mistero della mente just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names


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xjt22 Russel wilson is a cute indian


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Punisher2 we need a white friday tho

where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.


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mistero della mente Singularity sounds P NEAT

[tl;dr]

6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
BNet you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
mistero della mente how about you download my shit right into your mouth
BNet server not found motherfucker


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xjt22 i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir


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BNet fuck you karp.

seriously fuck every inch of you.
mistero della mente yeah, fuck darkhiei
darkhiei the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?!


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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BNet Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually

yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
Magikarp You don't drive?
BNet i do, i don't own a car.
mistero della mente pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises


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BNet my salary is literally infinite
BNet my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth


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og bubba kush whos seeing the purge this week

imagine a free day of crime tho
L9 you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?


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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


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xjt22 HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
atresac it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday

just seems like a waste now.


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

0/19
L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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magikarp My grades:

English-8 percent
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Biology-22 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent

I stink and am fat.
Spoon You're a history buff


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~dr_dude love~ since everyone is here

im going to stream friday the 13th
Past Sunday the 11th
Good one Past Yep



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