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L9 HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES


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BNet someone

ntrtayn
Amir25atw Only if you return the favor
Amir25atw Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot


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mistero della mente my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
magikarp Why should he be dead?
atresac because he shot him in the head.
atresac british dads are immortal.


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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BNet Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.

.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
magikarp 1 vote for Billy Madison.
mistero della mente can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison


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L9 No Blue stream? ;_;

;_;
Yellow Jr. Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
L9 When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.

Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.


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~dr_dude love~ gt was dead around the time it died.


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magikarp Pun sent me

(No Message)
mistero della mente get out
magikarp Alright.


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Unknown 1337 who gets the purple name

so that I could exploit that shit
mistero della mente yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits


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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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atresac I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.
atresac Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh
atresac the master sword is conservatism.
atresac the lava is income tax.


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amir25atw Going to tennessee be back friday

Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
L9 LMAO
Punisher2 LMAO
BNet LMAO


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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.


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ENZO Looking back through those old posts I made

Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
L9 What a jerk!


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Punisher2 this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p
mistero della mente avatar needs to stop existing
mistero della mente take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them


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BNet How unfortunately stereotypical

The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.


Fried Chicken.


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Grecian i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.

true story.


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D Who has tumblr

Who has tumblr
L9 Blogging is for losers!
D Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
L9 So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.

Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!


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Punisher2 WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED

I HATE U ALL!

except amir cus he ruined it i hear
atresac it was Who's Nailin Palin

a classic
atresac alaska to suck my cock amirite


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atresac Tonight at 8

I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
Magikarp What movie? :L
atresac except karp
Magikarp Sounds like an interesting movie.


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mistero della mente pokemon live action movie

I lold
BNet oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[

except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
mistero della mente are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?
BNet no, real pokemon


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amir25atw Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come


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Rinoa If this is another zubat, I'm going to...

THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
BNet Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3
atresac A paras? that's hot.


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Punisher2 Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
BNet change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.


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mistero della mente if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.


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amir25atw Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk

For a week

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L9 I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
amir25atw Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


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magikarp Who the fuck likes peeps?

I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
BNet *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*
BNet except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"
atresac *am i right peeps?


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~dr_dude love~ We should make a band

The NDFers!
Punisher2 I hate it


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ENZO Girl Scout Thin Mints

fuck yeah.
atresac mint chocolate=go to hell.


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amir25atw NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK

When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
BNet i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"

also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
L9 ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE
Grecian annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny


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L9 How did you find this
L9 did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
mistero della mente i bet daniel did it


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mistero della mente they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
~dr_dude love~ I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
mistero della mente stay in your posts.
~dr_dude love~ you fucking suck.


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Amir25atw Venom was a beast
BNet Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.


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~dr_dude love~ School

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Past You probably have no friends


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amir25atw Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.


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xjt22 hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4

i think
BNet how could he tell when it was all gone?

oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM


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BNet Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually

yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
Magikarp You don't drive?
BNet i do, i don't own a car.
mistero della mente pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises


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~dr_dude love~ since everyone is here

im going to stream friday the 13th
Past Sunday the 11th
Good one Past Yep


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Shine Shine For Life

My nigs
D banned
punisher2 LOL



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