|BNet||someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked|
|BNet||hint: it's 45|
|L9||Can you give us another hint|
|BNet||"uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO|
|atresac||"yeah it is"|
|Kazuya Mishima||lol "yeah it is"|
|BNet||shut up kaz|
|ENZO||Girl Scout Thin Mints
|atresac||mint chocolate=go to hell.|
I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
|Past||Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.|
|atresac||so she's had sex once?|
|BNet||Failing a chem test
|ENZO||That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?|
|mistero della mente||macs are for losers!|
|BNet||you're a loser!|
|mistero della mente||guess i have a mac then!|
|BNet||yeah we posted at almost the same second lol|
|Grecian||you were a second to slow though, bnet.
if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
|Luke||so i left my hat at some sluts house
get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
|amir25atw||dont go to sluts houses maybe|
|xjt22||So many ways i can go with this.|
|Punisher2||kiss my ass knicks suck|
|xjt22||we do suck lol|
|~dr_dude love~||HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!|
|mistero della mente||yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america|
|atresac||pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.|
|L9||I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby|
|amir25atw||Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come|
|Past||I am dumb and stupid and gay|
|atresac||hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
|L9||i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy|
|magikarp||who isn't though|
|Unknown 1337||who gets the purple name
so that I could exploit that shit
|mistero della mente||yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits|
|L9||In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)|
|BNet||Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder|
|BNet||or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure|
|~dr_dude love~||so everytime i click the random post loader
it stays in the same year
and only goes back like 2 months
|Dan||The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
So suck my balls.
|Grecian||smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
|Past||Lol and you tasted Mr clean??|
|Grecian||mr clean is awesome to drink.
i cant believe you never drank it before.
wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.
|L9||pun and amir
Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
|xjt22||Whats that =O|
|L9||a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms|
|Grecian||i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.|
|L9||You must be pretty flexible.|
|mistero della mente||My phone bill
as in, my mobile (cell) is ï¿½166 ($245).
IM SHITTING MYSELF
|Punisher2||go steal a bank|
|magikarp||My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
The fuck kinda shit is that /10
|BNet||in their defense, you blow me|
|BNet||i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.|
|xjt22||hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4
|BNet||how could he tell when it was all gone?
oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM
|ENZO||Why haven't you drowned yourself yet|
|L9||just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
|BNet||try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!|
|amir25atw||i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
all you live far as hell away from me
|og bubba kush||ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE|
|og bubba kush||and nigga i drive a infiniti|
|Amir25atw||Venom was a beast|
|BNet||Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.|
|Past||You probably have no friends|
|atresac||1892 points left.|
|atresac||what important events happened in that year?|
|BNet||American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.|
|xjt22||Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."|
|magikarp||BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
So that we don't luke our shit up.
|xjt22||OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
replace the word reply with "pussy"
|Punisher2||HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
|BNet||I'm never taking it down.
And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
|Yellow Jr.||Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?|
|atresac||Tonight at 8
I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
|Magikarp||What movie? :L|
|Magikarp||Sounds like an interesting movie.|
|L9||HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES|
|L9||How did you find this|
|L9||did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket|
|mistero della mente||i bet daniel did it|
|DuelmonkeyX||GOT MY LICENSE
|magikarp||Good for you, now go get in a car crash.|
|DuelmonkeyX||How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?|
|magikarp||If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.|
|mistero della mente||hes a great friend i enjoy his company
please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
|Punisher2||he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.
or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
|BNet||maybe he's given up hope|
|~dr_dude love~||bout to stream
gimmie a few
|Yellow Jr.||If he ever figures out how to work it. o;|
|~dr_dude love~||how the hell do i work this?|
|magikarp||There are cupcakes in the kitchen
And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
|BNet||Play russian roulette.|
|L9||And start with six bullets instead of one.|
|amir25atw||Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.|