|ENZO||Looking back through those old posts I made
Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
|L9||What a jerk!|
|mistero della mente||hey guys!
i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
say nice things about me on it!
|Past||No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.|
|punisher2||we need to expand on our mexican culture
EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
|magikarp||I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.|
|mistero della mente||and 100% gay|
|ENZO||I just talked to a mortgage lender.
That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
|magikarp||I'm proud you're doing what most people do.|
|BNet||"uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO|
|atresac||"yeah it is"|
|Kazuya Mishima||lol "yeah it is"|
|BNet||shut up kaz|
|Yellow Jr.||I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|amir25atw||kendra = yoko ono|
|L9||Do you love Jesus?
I love Jesus.
|Past||Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.|
|L9||That's nice of him.|
|L9||pun and amir
Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
|xjt22||Whats that =O|
|L9||a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms|
|magikarp||Pun sent me
|mistero della mente||get out|
|og bubba kush||whos seeing the purge this week
imagine a free day of crime tho
|L9||you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?|
|atresac||Tonight at 8
I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
|Magikarp||What movie? :L|
|Magikarp||Sounds like an interesting movie.|
|~dr_dude love~||so everytime i click the random post loader
it stays in the same year
and only goes back like 2 months
|Dan||The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
So suck my balls.
|L9||I Don't Even Like Girls Yet|
|Past||I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"|
|punisher2||Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie
well there goes half the viewers for that movie
|Grecian||yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.|
|Grecian||and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.|
|Grecian||and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.|
|BNet||no offense past but
i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you
|Punisher2||WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
I HATE U ALL!
except amir cus he ruined it i hear
|atresac||it was Who's Nailin Palin
|atresac||alaska to suck my cock amirite|
|amir25atw||Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come|
|Amir25atw||Venom was a beast|
|BNet||Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.|
|mistero della mente||o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive|
|atresac||I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.|
|mistero della mente||get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good|
|Rinoa||If this is another zubat, I'm going to...
THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM
|BNet||Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3|
|atresac||A paras? that's hot.|
|L9||mistero as someone who lives across a body of water roughly the size of the lower north american continent what do you make of all this immigration business we have down here|
|mistero della mente||well it brought ddl into your country, so
pretty much the worst thing that can happen to america
|mistero della mente||i don't actually know if ddl has mexican ancestry, but i don't like ddl|
|mistero della mente||yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA
now can i go back to watching this? =/
|BNet||Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.
We'll do it again, too.
|mistero della mente||they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in|
|~dr_dude love~||I bet all they trainers will have a karp!|
|mistero della mente||stay in your posts.|
|~dr_dude love~||you fucking suck.|
|amir25atw||i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
all you live far as hell away from me
|og bubba kush||ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE|
|og bubba kush||and nigga i drive a infiniti|
|BNet||someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked|
|BNet||hint: it's 45|
|L9||Can you give us another hint|
|magikarp||Me, magikarp always has sex with men|
|Amir25atw||LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT|
|magikarp||Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?|
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|~dr_dude love~||We should make a band
|Punisher2||I hate it|
|Grecian||having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing
"i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards
|magikarp||Why? Did you chop off his legs?|
|yofter_in_paris||ADIDAS are cool
Nike looks like shite by comparison.
ADIDAS makes me look retro. like 80s or 90s. haha
|atresac||i will pay you $20 if you can find a SINGLE PERSON ON **EARTH** who gives a shit.|
|L9||you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?|
|BNet||not even in your secret dildo?|
|amir25atw||its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally|
|atresac||i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass|
|BNet||maybe you listened to dorass|
|atresac||what's the diff amirite|
|xjt22||o hey its free slurpee day|
stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
|BNet||don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday|
|magikarp||It depends, would you just snap and break it?|
|amir25atw||If it was broken|
|magikarp||You'd break it if it were broken?|
|atresac||I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.|
|atresac||Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh|
|atresac||the master sword is conservatism.|
|atresac||the lava is income tax.|
|magikarp||There are cupcakes in the kitchen
And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
|BNet||Play russian roulette.|
|L9||And start with six bullets instead of one.|
|DuelmonkeyX||GOT MY LICENSE
|magikarp||Good for you, now go get in a car crash.|
|DuelmonkeyX||How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?|
|magikarp||If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|