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russo go to school corey.
BNet i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp


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amir25atw Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.


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Past am i a bully
BNet no, bullies have an impact on people
BNet you're more like a loaf of bread


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mistero della mente yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA

now can i go back to watching this? =/
BNet Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.

We'll do it again, too.


Quote: #114
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mistero della mente Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3
BNet mario sunshine
mistero della mente i never liked it.
BNet well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live


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og bubba kush I am extremely gay.


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magikarp Why so dead?

Huh?
ENZO cause BNet unbanned you :(


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Punisher2 J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII

mr.o just got angry i bet
~!unknown1337i~ I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
atresac that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die

that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
mistero della mente sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him


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xjt22 o she had her period btw
atresac must have been a miscarriage.


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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Yellow Jr. I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened
Punisher2 they beatlesd.
amir25atw kendra = yoko ono


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magikarp Pun sent me

(No Message)
mistero della mente get out
magikarp Alright.


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xjt22 HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
atresac it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday

just seems like a waste now.


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L9 pun and amir

Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
xjt22 Whats that =O
L9 a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms


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amir25atw Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come


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Punisher2 we need a white friday tho

where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.


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Punisher2 HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!

bnet!
BNet I'm never taking it down.

And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.

It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
Yellow Jr. Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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magikarp There are cupcakes in the kitchen

And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
BNet Play russian roulette.
L9 And start with six bullets instead of one.


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atresac pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
mistero della mente if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
atresac oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.


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Past Karp my lil sister could take you.
magikarp how old's your little sister?
Past 8
amir25atw I'm going to fuck your sister


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mistero della mente Singularity sounds P NEAT

[tl;dr]

6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
BNet you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
mistero della mente how about you download my shit right into your mouth
BNet server not found motherfucker


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Past I am dumb and stupid and gay


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amir25atw "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"


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magikarp Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
mistero della mente try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.


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D Who has tumblr

Who has tumblr
L9 Blogging is for losers!
D Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
L9 So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.

Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!


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L9 just re-bought the same earbuds I was using

and decided I'd take better care of them this time.

the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
BNet try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
BNet lmfao
BNet hahaha


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amir25atw NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK

When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
BNet i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"

also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
L9 ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE
Grecian annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny


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~dr_dude love~ We should make a band

The NDFers!
Punisher2 I hate it


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atresac hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!

i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
L9 i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
magikarp who isn't though


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Shine Shine For Life

My nigs
D banned
punisher2 LOL


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Punisher2 dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
Grecian lol you sound retarded pun.

what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?


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mistero della mente bnet

i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
BNet i will stream anti-minecraft
BNet you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.


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atresac pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.
L9 I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby
atresac drink me.


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mistero della mente my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
magikarp Why should he be dead?
atresac because he shot him in the head.
atresac british dads are immortal.


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og bubba kush whos seeing the purge this week

imagine a free day of crime tho
L9 you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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atresac wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.
atresac this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.
Punisher2 more like avatar part 2 rite


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atresac girl in my sociology class

most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
DIE.
atresac who pronounces "hair" as "heew"

fuck you never talk again.
mistero della mente maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you


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amir25atw Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn

No homo



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