|atresac||hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
|L9||i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy|
|magikarp||who isn't though|
|L9||just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
|BNet||try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!|
|xjt22||o cock we need more inches no homo|
|L9||two trains pull into a station
one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
|L9||do you have any solution ideas in mind|
|BNet||i didn't read your post :)|
|atresac||pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.|
|mistero della mente||if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.|
|atresac||oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.|
|magikarp||What did you get your mom for mother's day?|
|amir25atw||I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.|
|L9||hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys|
|yellow jr.||hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people|
|mistero della mente||yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO|
|L9||just thought up an AMAZING joke
|Punisher2||Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
|magikarp||Me, magikarp always has sex with men|
|Amir25atw||LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT|
|magikarp||Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?|
|~dr_dude love~||im going to stream
anything you use want!
|~dr_dude love~||fuck, you guys*|
|BNet||well fuck you too!|
|magikarp||Pun sent me
|mistero della mente||get out|
|amir25atw||Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.|
|mistero della mente||my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.|
|magikarp||Why should he be dead?|
|atresac||because he shot him in the head.|
|atresac||british dads are immortal.|
|atresac||the "view" tab
worthless piece of garbage/10
|mistero della mente||why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole|
|punisher2||guys help me find my remote u assholes|
|amir25atw||Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|ENZO||dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal|
why'd you block me pal.
|mistero della mente||i also defriended you on facebook
i hope we can still be friends
|Amir25atw||Only if you return the favor|
|Amir25atw||Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot|
|mistero della mente||hey sac
milk my asshole
|amir25atw||my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human|
|Past||Karp my lil sister could take you.|
|magikarp||how old's your little sister?|
|amir25atw||I'm going to fuck your sister|
|BNet||no offense past but
i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you
|xjt22||Russel wilson is a cute indian|
|magikarp||Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.|
|xjt22||does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?|
|Punisher2||u guys should be lost on and island together
it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
|mistero della mente||i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay|
|Punisher2||i'd fuck a tree before going that way|
|Russo||I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.|
|BNet||i barely know her head|
|Luke||so i left my hat at some sluts house
get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
|amir25atw||dont go to sluts houses maybe|
|xjt22||So many ways i can go with this.|
|L9||You know what's nuts
Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
|Kazuya Mishima||It definitely has its...
|Yellow Jr.||i'm not gay but
there's something about sonics cum...
|Yellow Jr.||please respond|
|~dr_dude love~||Any of you guys drive here?
|atresac||i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.|
|magikarp||Why so dead?
|ENZO||cause BNet unbanned you :(|
|Punisher2||Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'|
|BNet||change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.|
|atresac||fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.|
|magikarp||Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck|
|xjt22||WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN|
|Unknown 1337||I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face|
|BNet||you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs|
|L9||Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes|
|BNet||"uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO|
|atresac||"yeah it is"|
|Kazuya Mishima||lol "yeah it is"|
|BNet||shut up kaz|
|Punisher2||we need a white friday tho
where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.
|Grecian||i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.