|amir25atw||Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.|
|Amir25atw||Venom was a beast|
|BNet||Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.|
|xjt22||I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me|
|xjt22||nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D|
|L9||you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?|
|BNet||not even in your secret dildo?|
|amir25atw||its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally|
|magikarp||I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.|
|nizzarf||you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.|
|magikarp||ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.|
|atresac||more like your forum was left 4 dead|
|magikarp||Pun sent me
|mistero della mente||get out|
|magikarp||I hate vagina|
|atresac||fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.|
|atresac||girl in my sociology class
most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
|atresac||who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
fuck you never talk again.
|mistero della mente||maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you|
|magikarp||I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock|
|atresac||you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain|
|L9||How did you find this|
|L9||did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket|
|mistero della mente||i bet daniel did it|
|~dr_dude love~||so everytime i click the random post loader
it stays in the same year
and only goes back like 2 months
|Dan||The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
So suck my balls.
|BNet||someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked|
|BNet||hint: it's 45|
|L9||Can you give us another hint|
|xjt22||could i send my child to europe with you|
|mistero della mente||my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
|BNet||I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :||
|mistero della mente||i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA|
|BNet||They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.|
|Punisher2||kiss my ass knicks suck|
|xjt22||we do suck lol|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|DuelmonkeyX||You're not as fat as my real life friends.|
|Past||I am dumb and stupid and gay|
|Past||am i a bully|
|BNet||no, bullies have an impact on people|
|BNet||you're more like a loaf of bread|
|atresac||wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.|
|atresac||this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.|
|Punisher2||more like avatar part 2 rite|
|atresac||the "view" tab
worthless piece of garbage/10
|mistero della mente||why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole|
|magikarp||Why so dead?
|ENZO||cause BNet unbanned you :(|
|Grecian||i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
|Past||does someone have black night rises on dvd?|
|atresac||holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.|
|atresac||it's black night arisen|
|magikarp||What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?|
|mistero della mente||helga and barnaby|
|mistero della mente||just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names|
|xjt22||Russel wilson is a cute indian|
|Punisher2||we need a white friday tho
where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|xjt22||i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir|
|BNet||fuck you karp.
seriously fuck every inch of you.
|mistero della mente||yeah, fuck darkhiei|
|darkhiei||the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?!|
|BNet||Fuck you for being so dead.
Fuck you for being so dead.
|ENZO||you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?|
|BNet||Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
|Magikarp||You don't drive?|
|BNet||i do, i don't own a car.|
|mistero della mente||pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises|
|BNet||my salary is literally infinite|
|BNet||my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth|
|og bubba kush||whos seeing the purge this week
imagine a free day of crime tho
|L9||you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?|
|ENZO||Why haven't you drowned yourself yet|
|xjt22||HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST|
|atresac||it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
just seems like a waste now.
waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
|L9||They don't mail it to you?|
|DuelmonkeyX||they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope|
|Grecian||that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.|
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent
I stink and am fat.
|Spoon||You're a history buff|
|~dr_dude love~||since everyone is here
im going to stream friday the 13th
|Past||Sunday the 11th|
|Good one Past||Yep|