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xjt22 o she had her period btw
atresac must have been a miscarriage.


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Punisher2 we need a white friday tho

where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.


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mistero della mente bnet

i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
BNet i will stream anti-minecraft
BNet you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.


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Yellow Jr. I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened
Punisher2 they beatlesd.
amir25atw kendra = yoko ono


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D Who has tumblr

Who has tumblr
L9 Blogging is for losers!
D Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
L9 So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.

Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!


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BNet no offense past but

i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you


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~dr_dude love~ im going to stream

anything you use want!

PIC NAO
~dr_dude love~ fuck, you guys*
BNet well fuck you too!


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magikarp does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
Automated Shut up Karp Bot shut up karp


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xjt22 hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4

i think
BNet how could he tell when it was all gone?

oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM


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BNet did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
L9 no he just took it out of the frame on his wall


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Punisher2 whoo im in ndfs top most quote

niceeeee
Punisher2 I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.

but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
BNet i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

0/19
L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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yofter mofter kofter I am alive.

*sigh* yeah..
magikarp That's too bad, try to fix it.


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xjt22 i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir


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BNet my salary is literally infinite
BNet my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth


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Magikarp I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)

More like rock lobster! Amirite?
mistero della mente i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.


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Rinoa If this is another zubat, I'm going to...

THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
BNet Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3
atresac A paras? that's hot.


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amir25atw Going to tennessee be back friday

Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
L9 LMAO
Punisher2 LMAO
BNet LMAO


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amir25atw Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come


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L9 Do you love Jesus?

I love Jesus.
Past Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
L9 That's nice of him.


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mistero della mente my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.
magikarp Why should he be dead?
atresac because he shot him in the head.
atresac british dads are immortal.


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magikarp Have you ever wished you could...

Milk yourself
Amir25atw Its called jacking off.


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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.


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Grecian im not gonna watch any of these videos but

how do you pierce your penis?
magikarp You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.


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magikarp There are cupcakes in the kitchen

And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
BNet Play russian roulette.
L9 And start with six bullets instead of one.


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L9 In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)
BNet Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder
BNet or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure


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L9 just thought up an AMAZING joke

nd4ums

GREAT joke


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BNet Failing a chem test

8/10
ENZO That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?


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L9 hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys
yellow jr. hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people
mistero della mente yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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ENZO Looking back through those old posts I made

Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
L9 What a jerk!


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punisher2 we need to expand on our mexican culture

EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
magikarp I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.
mistero della mente and 100% gay


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L9 HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES


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mistero della mente yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA

now can i go back to watching this? =/
BNet Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.

We'll do it again, too.


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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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Yellow Jr. Hey karp

Can you teach me some Spanish
magikarp No.
magikarp That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
magikarp Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.


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BNet someone

ntrtayn
Amir25atw Only if you return the favor
Amir25atw Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot


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~dr_dude love~ getting your phone stolen when your at football practice

1/10

with 3 other friends =\\
mistero della mente maybe it's still in your hand


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~dr_dude love~ We should make a band

The NDFers!
Punisher2 I hate it



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