waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
|L9||They don't mail it to you?|
|DuelmonkeyX||they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope|
|Grecian||that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.|
|atresac||Tonight at 8
I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
|Magikarp||What movie? :L|
|Magikarp||Sounds like an interesting movie.|
|Grecian||i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.|
|L9||You must be pretty flexible.|
|D||Who has tumblr
Who has tumblr
|L9||Blogging is for losers!|
|D||Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.|
|L9||So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!
|ENZO||Girl Scout Thin Mints
|atresac||mint chocolate=go to hell.|
|atresac||i'll be nice to ddl|
|atresac||hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|atresac||shit, i messed up.|
|mistero della mente||o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive|
|atresac||I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.|
|mistero della mente||get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good|
|Punisher2||whoo im in ndfs top most quote
|Punisher2||I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
|BNet||i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious|
|Grecian||Today is Canada day
so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
everything is closed
|atresac||what's a canada
The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!
|BNet||you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs|
|L9||Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes|
|BNet||"Metapod" is metapod for "yes"|
|L9||just thought up an AMAZING joke
|mistero della mente||my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.|
|magikarp||Why should he be dead?|
|atresac||because he shot him in the head.|
|atresac||british dads are immortal.|
|Grecian||hey ladies, have you met bnet?|
|Kazuya Mishima||Hey BNet, have you met ladies?|
|Past||You probably have no friends|
|BNet||Failing a chem test
|ENZO||That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?|
|Yellow Jr.||i'm not gay but
there's something about sonics cum...
|Yellow Jr.||please respond|
|magikarp||does the shut up karp bot work on posts?|
|Automated Shut up Karp Bot||shut up karp|
|xjt22||Russel wilson is a cute indian|
|Grecian||im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
thats good right?
|xjt22||from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance|
|L9||do you have any solution ideas in mind|
|BNet||i didn't read your post :)|
|magikarp||There are cupcakes in the kitchen
And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
|BNet||Play russian roulette.|
|L9||And start with six bullets instead of one.|
why'd you block me pal.
|mistero della mente||i also defriended you on facebook
i hope we can still be friends
|Punisher2||Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'|
|BNet||change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.|
|og bubba kush||whos seeing the purge this week
imagine a free day of crime tho
|L9||you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?|
|BNet||someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked|
|BNet||hint: it's 45|
|L9||Can you give us another hint|
|xjt22||i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir|
|atresac||I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.|
|atresac||Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh|
|atresac||the master sword is conservatism.|
|atresac||the lava is income tax.|
|BNet||Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.
.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
|magikarp||1 vote for Billy Madison.|
|mistero della mente||can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison|
|magikarp||Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.|
|mistero della mente||try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.|
|ENZO||Speaking of annoying girls
I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
|punisher2||lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
maybe stupid but
|ENZO||Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story|
|mistero della mente||lol
i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post
|magikarp||I hate vagina|
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|~dr_dude love~||Any of you guys drive here?
|atresac||i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.|
|amir25atw||the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
i never knew that
we had to put it together
like a fuckin bionicle
|atresac||no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.|
|atresac||girl in my sociology class
most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
|atresac||who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
fuck you never talk again.
|mistero della mente||maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you|
|BNet||I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :||
|mistero della mente||i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA|
|BNet||They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.|
|amir25atw||Going to tennessee be back friday
Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|