|atresac||starting school monday
|BNet||i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116
or are you just gonna get the transfer credits
...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
|L9||Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"|
|BNet||ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot|
|ENZO||I just talked to a mortgage lender.
That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
|magikarp||I'm proud you're doing what most people do.|
|Russo||I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.|
|BNet||i barely know her head|
|~dr_dude love~||im going to stream
anything you use want!
|~dr_dude love~||fuck, you guys*|
|BNet||well fuck you too!|
|Punisher2||kiss my ass knicks suck|
|xjt22||we do suck lol|
|L9||just thought up an AMAZING joke
|BNet||amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID|
|amir25atw||i fucking hate you|
|Punisher2||you spelled the bands name wrong tho|
|~dr_dude love~||gt was dead around the time it died.|
|Punisher2||u guys should be lost on and island together
it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
|mistero della mente||i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay|
|Punisher2||i'd fuck a tree before going that way|
|xjt22||nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|Punisher2||There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house
all i hear is
WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
|Punisher2||more like grand pricks|
|BNet||Failing a chem test
|ENZO||That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?|
|Grecian||im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
thats good right?
|xjt22||from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance|
|mistero della mente||my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.|
|magikarp||Why should he be dead?|
|atresac||because he shot him in the head.|
|atresac||british dads are immortal.|
|BNet||someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked|
|BNet||hint: it's 45|
|L9||Can you give us another hint|
|magikarp||Why so dead?
|ENZO||cause BNet unbanned you :(|
|amir25atw||Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn
|Grecian||i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.
|magikarp||What did you get your mom for mother's day?|
|amir25atw||I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|DuelmonkeyX||You're not as fat as my real life friends.|
|amir25atw||i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"|
|Past||I am dumb and stupid and gay|
|BNet||Fuck you for being so dead.
Fuck you for being so dead.
|ENZO||you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?|
|Rinoa||If this is another zubat, I'm going to...
THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM
|BNet||Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3|
|atresac||A paras? that's hot.|
|xjt22||Russel wilson is a cute indian|
|mistero della mente||My phone bill
as in, my mobile (cell) is ï¿½166 ($245).
IM SHITTING MYSELF
|Punisher2||go steal a bank|
|magikarp||So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
|atresac||I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.|
|magikarp||I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.|
|nizzarf||you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.|
|magikarp||ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.|
|atresac||more like your forum was left 4 dead|
|L9||do you have any solution ideas in mind|
|BNet||i didn't read your post :)|
|punisher2||Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
and i couldnt remember the damn words!
i tried to google them but!
|magikarp||does the shut up karp bot work on posts?|
|Automated Shut up Karp Bot||shut up karp|
|mistero della mente||you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does|
|BNet||no offense past but
i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you
|punisher2||is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
i heard its pretty good
|L9||I was thinking of seeing it today
Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
|amir25atw||I wanna see it stoned|
|mistero della mente||hes a great friend i enjoy his company
please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
|Punisher2||he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.
or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
|BNet||maybe he's given up hope|
|mistero della mente||Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3|
|mistero della mente||i never liked it.|
|BNet||well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live|
|L9||hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys|
|yellow jr.||hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people|
|mistero della mente||yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO|
|magikarp||It depends, would you just snap and break it?|
|amir25atw||If it was broken|
|magikarp||You'd break it if it were broken?|