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punisher2 Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie

well there goes half the viewers for that movie
Grecian yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
Grecian and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
Grecian and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.


Quote: #184
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LottoBot Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery

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Dan Back in your cage.
punisher2 hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!


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magikarp Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.
xjt22 does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?


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L9 two trains pull into a station

one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"

the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"


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ENZO Looking back through those old posts I made

Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
L9 What a jerk!


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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magikarp Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
xjt22 WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
Unknown 1337 I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face


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BNet someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
BNet hint: it's 45
L9 Can you give us another hint


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BNet I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :|
mistero della mente i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA
BNet They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.


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Luke so i left my hat at some sluts house

get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
amir25atw dont go to sluts houses maybe
xjt22 So many ways i can go with this.


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magikarp Have you ever wished you could...

Milk yourself
Amir25atw Its called jacking off.


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L9 I Don't Even Like Girls Yet
Past I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"


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BNet you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs
L9 Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes


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duelmonkeyx d fell off
Purpngold49er When was he on tho


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mistero della mente pokemon live action movie

I lold
BNet oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[

except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
mistero della mente are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?
BNet no, real pokemon


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BNet no offense past but

i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you


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~dr_dude love~ We should make a band

The NDFers!
Punisher2 I hate it


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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xjt22 Russel wilson is a cute indian


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Unknown 1337 Sac

Why are you so angry
atresac well, since you asked
Yellow Jr. No answer
atresac oh look, it's yellow here to explain things.


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Punisher2 WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED

I HATE U ALL!

except amir cus he ruined it i hear
atresac it was Who's Nailin Palin

a classic
atresac alaska to suck my cock amirite


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magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
atresac you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain


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~dr_dude love~ gt was dead around the time it died.


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atresac pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
mistero della mente if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
atresac oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.


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amir25atw i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet

all you live far as hell away from me
og bubba kush ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
og bubba kush and nigga i drive a infiniti


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BNet pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but


have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
punisher2 whottttttttt no


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amir25atw Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.


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~dr_dude love~ since everyone is here

im going to stream friday the 13th
Past Sunday the 11th
Good one Past Yep


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xjt22 Buy DORIS
atresac i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass
BNet maybe you listened to dorass
atresac what's the diff amirite


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atresac hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!

i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
L9 i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
magikarp who isn't though


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magikarp So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice

but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
atresac nice fell.
atresac I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.


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magikarp Pun sent me

(No Message)
mistero della mente get out
magikarp Alright.


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magikarp Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
mistero della mente try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.


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amir25atw Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
amir25atw LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir


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punisher2 is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?

my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.

i heard its pretty good
BNet no
L9 I was thinking of seeing it today

Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
amir25atw I wanna see it stoned


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mistero della mente if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.


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og bubba kush whos seeing the purge this week

imagine a free day of crime tho
L9 you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?


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mistero della mente Singularity sounds P NEAT

[tl;dr]

6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
BNet you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
mistero della mente how about you download my shit right into your mouth
BNet server not found motherfucker


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mistero della mente they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
~dr_dude love~ I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
mistero della mente stay in your posts.
~dr_dude love~ you fucking suck.


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xjt22 hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4

i think
BNet how could he tell when it was all gone?

oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM



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