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L9 Do you love Jesus?

I love Jesus.
Past Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
L9 That's nice of him.


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magikarp does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
Automated Shut up Karp Bot shut up karp


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amir25atw Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.


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Past I am dumb and stupid and gay


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mistero della mente they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
~dr_dude love~ I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
mistero della mente stay in your posts.
~dr_dude love~ you fucking suck.


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BNet "Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"
Omgsports2 Ur mouth too
BNet xjt schooling me on chocolate over here


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xjt22 Buy DORIS
atresac i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass
BNet maybe you listened to dorass
atresac what's the diff amirite


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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ENZO She's Out of My League

I want to fuck the main girl/10
Past shes out of your league


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amir25atw Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn

No homo


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atresac hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!

i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
L9 i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
magikarp who isn't though


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atresac i'll be nice to ddl
atresac hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
atresac shit, i messed up.


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amir25atw NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK

When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
BNet i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"

also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
L9 ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE
Grecian annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny


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amir25atw Going to tennessee be back friday

Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
L9 LMAO
Punisher2 LMAO
BNet LMAO


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punisher2 guys help me find my remote u assholes
amir25atw Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.


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Atresac 8/10.
Grecian im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but

thats good right?
xjt22 from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance


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mistero della mente well so far from the caymen islands we have had

Yellow
Rockaku,
Those two girls
TheGreenGuy

this is an awful track record
BNet those two girls weren't cayminian

although i did caminian them several times.


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Grecian having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing

"i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards

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magikarp Why? Did you chop off his legs?


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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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magikarp There are cupcakes in the kitchen

And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
BNet Play russian roulette.
L9 And start with six bullets instead of one.


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mistero della mente hey guys!

i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!

say nice things about me on it!
Past No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.


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L9 you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
BNet not even in your secret dildo?
amir25atw its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally


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BNet did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
L9 no he just took it out of the frame on his wall


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Punisher2 whoo im in ndfs top most quote

niceeeee
Punisher2 I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.

but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
BNet i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious


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Punisher2 I got cable for the first time in years

they are still playing boy meets world on abc family.

tv is useless.
Punisher2 abc family not abc
Punisher2 I better not find full house and fresh prince on nick still or else ill curse out someone.
Punisher2 Might as well put this remote in the fridge.


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amir25atw yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya
yofter_in_paris i've done a lot of rough things
purpngold49er anal


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ENZO Girl Scout Thin Mints

fuck yeah.
atresac mint chocolate=go to hell.


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Yellow Jr. I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened
Punisher2 they beatlesd.
amir25atw kendra = yoko ono


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BNet I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :|
mistero della mente i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA
BNet They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.


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Shine Shine For Life

My nigs
D banned
punisher2 LOL


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BNet someone

ntrtayn
Amir25atw Only if you return the favor
Amir25atw Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot


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magikarp What did you get your mom for mother's day?
amir25atw I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.


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Punisher2 Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos

KGO
atresac ruined.


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punisher2 is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?

my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.

i heard its pretty good
BNet no
L9 I was thinking of seeing it today

Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
amir25atw I wanna see it stoned


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BNet Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually

yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
Magikarp You don't drive?
BNet i do, i don't own a car.
mistero della mente pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises


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BNet pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but


have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
punisher2 whottttttttt no


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magikarp My grades:

English-8 percent
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Biology-22 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent

I stink and am fat.
Spoon You're a history buff


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Punisher2 J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII

mr.o just got angry i bet
~!unknown1337i~ I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
atresac that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die

that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
mistero della mente sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him


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Grecian i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
L9 You must be pretty flexible.


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L9 No Blue stream? ;_;

;_;
Yellow Jr. Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
L9 When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.

Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.



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