|Grecian||smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
|Past||Lol and you tasted Mr clean??|
|Grecian||mr clean is awesome to drink.
i cant believe you never drank it before.
wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.
|mistero della mente||hey sac
milk my asshole
|amir25atw||my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human|
|Grecian||im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
thats good right?
|xjt22||from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance|
|mistero della mente||they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in|
|~dr_dude love~||I bet all they trainers will have a karp!|
|mistero della mente||stay in your posts.|
|~dr_dude love~||you fucking suck.|
|amir25atw||NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK
When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
|BNet||i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
|L9||ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE|
|Grecian||annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny|
|magikarp||So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
|atresac||I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.|
|magikarp||Me, magikarp always has sex with men|
|Amir25atw||LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT|
|magikarp||Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?|
|L9||just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
|BNet||try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!|
|BNet||How unfortunately stereotypical
The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
|russo||go to school corey.|
|BNet||i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp|
why'd you block me pal.
|mistero della mente||i also defriended you on facebook
i hope we can still be friends
|L9||HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES|
|atresac||1892 points left.|
|atresac||what important events happened in that year?|
|BNet||American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.|
|BNet||amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID|
|amir25atw||i fucking hate you|
|Punisher2||you spelled the bands name wrong tho|
|L9||I Don't Even Like Girls Yet|
|Past||I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"|
|atresac||starting school monday
|BNet||i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116
or are you just gonna get the transfer credits
|amir25atw||cicis new look
|mistero della mente||if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her|
|BNet||but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
|Past||i met grecian before any of you actually
who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
|L9||syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing|
|L9||i think the guy was super gay.|
|Punisher2||dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face|
|Grecian||lol you sound retarded pun.
what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?
|~dr_dude love~||eat me|
|mistero della mente||you're like a meal for 12 fuck that|
|L9||just thought up an AMAZING joke
|~dr_dude love~||so everytime i click the random post loader
it stays in the same year
and only goes back like 2 months
|Dan||The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
So suck my balls.
|xjt22||o hey its free slurpee day|
stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
|BNet||don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday|
|L9||do you have any solution ideas in mind|
|BNet||i didn't read your post :)|
|BNet||someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked|
|BNet||hint: it's 45|
|L9||Can you give us another hint|
|amir25atw||Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes|
|amir25atw||LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir|
|Punisher2||whoo im in ndfs top most quote
|Punisher2||I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
|BNet||i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious|
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
|L9||hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys|
|yellow jr.||hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people|
|mistero della mente||yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO|
|Grecian||justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.
so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
|Yellow Jr.||I fucked Miley and Taylor before.|
|Past||LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.|
|amir25atw||Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.|
|punisher2||Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
and i couldnt remember the damn words!
i tried to google them but!
|ENZO||Looking back through those old posts I made
Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
|L9||What a jerk!|
|ENZO||What the hell
HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
|mistero della mente||cruci-|
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|xjt22||o she had her period btw|
|atresac||must have been a miscarriage.|
these quotes stink
|LottoBot||Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
|Dan||Back in your cage.|
|punisher2||hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!|
|BNet||yeah we posted at almost the same second lol|
|Grecian||you were a second to slow though, bnet.
if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
|magikarp||Who the fuck likes peeps?
I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
|BNet||*watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*|
|BNet||except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"|
|atresac||*am i right peeps?|