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BNet someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
BNet hint: it's 45
L9 Can you give us another hint


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BNet "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
atresac "yeah it is"
Kazuya Mishima lol "yeah it is"
BNet shut up kaz


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ENZO Girl Scout Thin Mints

fuck yeah.
atresac mint chocolate=go to hell.


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magikarp Hey Past

I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
Past Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.
atresac so she's had sex once?


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BNet Failing a chem test

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ENZO That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?


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mistero della mente macs are for losers!
BNet you're a loser!
mistero della mente guess i have a mac then!


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BNet yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
Grecian you were a second to slow though, bnet.

if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.

think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries


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Luke so i left my hat at some sluts house

get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
amir25atw dont go to sluts houses maybe
xjt22 So many ways i can go with this.


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Punisher2 kiss my ass knicks suck
xjt22 we do suck lol


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~dr_dude love~ HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!
mistero della mente yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america


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atresac pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.
L9 I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby
atresac drink me.


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amir25atw Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come


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Past I am dumb and stupid and gay


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atresac hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!

i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
L9 i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
magikarp who isn't though


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Unknown 1337 who gets the purple name

so that I could exploit that shit
mistero della mente yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits


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L9 In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)
BNet Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder
BNet or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure


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~dr_dude love~ so everytime i click the random post loader

it stays in the same year

and only goes back like 2 months
Dan The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.

So suck my balls.


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Grecian smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.

and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
Past Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
Grecian mr clean is awesome to drink.

i cant believe you never drank it before.

try it.

wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.


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L9 pun and amir

Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
xjt22 Whats that =O
L9 a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms


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Grecian i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
L9 You must be pretty flexible.


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mistero della mente My phone bill

as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245).

IM SHITTING MYSELF
Punisher2 go steal a bank


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magikarp My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any

The fuck kinda shit is that /10
BNet in their defense, you blow me
BNet i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.


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xjt22 hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4

i think
BNet how could he tell when it was all gone?

oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM


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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


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L9 just re-bought the same earbuds I was using

and decided I'd take better care of them this time.

the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
BNet try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
BNet lmfao
BNet hahaha


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amir25atw i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet

all you live far as hell away from me
og bubba kush ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
og bubba kush and nigga i drive a infiniti


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Amir25atw Venom was a beast
BNet Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.


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~dr_dude love~ School

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Past You probably have no friends


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atresac 1892 points left.
atresac what important events happened in that year?
BNet American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.


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xjt22 Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."


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magikarp BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts

So that we don't luke our shit up.
xjt22 OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING

replace the word reply with "pussy"


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Punisher2 HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!

bnet!
BNet I'm never taking it down.

And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.

It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
Yellow Jr. Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?


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atresac Tonight at 8

I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
Magikarp What movie? :L
atresac except karp
Magikarp Sounds like an interesting movie.


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L9 HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES


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L9 How did you find this
L9 did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
mistero della mente i bet daniel did it


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DuelmonkeyX GOT MY LICENSE

YEAAAAA NIGGA
magikarp Good for you, now go get in a car crash.
DuelmonkeyX How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?
magikarp If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.


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mistero della mente hes a great friend i enjoy his company

please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
Punisher2 he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.

or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
BNet maybe he's given up hope


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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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magikarp There are cupcakes in the kitchen

And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
BNet Play russian roulette.
L9 And start with six bullets instead of one.


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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.



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