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magikarp My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any

The fuck kinda shit is that /10
BNet in their defense, you blow me
BNet i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.


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amir25atw i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"


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L9 you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
BNet not even in your secret dildo?
amir25atw its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally


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L9 No Blue stream? ;_;

;_;
Yellow Jr. Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.
L9 When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.

Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.


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L9 just thought up an AMAZING joke

nd4ums

GREAT joke


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magikarp does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
Automated Shut up Karp Bot shut up karp


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atresac 1892 points left.
atresac what important events happened in that year?
BNet American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.


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L9 How did you find this
L9 did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
mistero della mente i bet daniel did it


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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L9 Pulp Fiction

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atresac fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
BNet Really


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Russo I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
BNet i barely know her head


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magikarp It depends, would you just snap and break it?
amir25atw If it was broken
magikarp You'd break it if it were broken?
amir25atw Yea probably


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mistero della mente bnet

i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
BNet i will stream anti-minecraft
BNet you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.


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Punisher2 we need a white friday tho

where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.


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magikarp I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
nizzarf you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
magikarp ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
atresac more like your forum was left 4 dead


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Grecian i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.

true story.


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mistero della mente yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA

now can i go back to watching this? =/
BNet Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.

We'll do it again, too.


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mistero della mente i'd fuck that cock


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BNet yeah we posted at almost the same second lol
Grecian you were a second to slow though, bnet.

if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.

think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries


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Past am i a bully
BNet no, bullies have an impact on people
BNet you're more like a loaf of bread


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L9 In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)
BNet Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder
BNet or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure


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Punisher2 Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
BNet change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.


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~dr_dude love~ School

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Past You probably have no friends


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mistero della mente hey sac

milk my asshole
amir25atw my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human


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Unknown 1337 who gets the purple name

so that I could exploit that shit
mistero della mente yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits


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amir25atw cicis new look




omgomgomgomg
mistero della mente if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
BNet but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him












niiiiiiiiice


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magikarp Hey Past

I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
Past Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.
atresac so she's had sex once?


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Yellow Jr. i'm not gay but

there's something about sonics cum...
Yellow Jr. please respond


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ENZO Girl Scout Thin Mints

fuck yeah.
atresac mint chocolate=go to hell.


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atresac hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!

i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
L9 i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
magikarp who isn't though


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amir25atw Going to tennessee be back friday

Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
L9 LMAO
Punisher2 LMAO
BNet LMAO


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Grecian smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.

and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
Past Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
Grecian mr clean is awesome to drink.

i cant believe you never drank it before.

try it.

wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.


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xXmikeDusXx I have troubles with forum

I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
mistero della mente invert your computer's polaric beam
BNet run into your computer monitor at full speed.
Punisher2 Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it


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og bubba kush I am extremely gay.


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D Fun NDF fact

it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
L9 I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.


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mistero della mente lol

i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post


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Punisher2 whoo im in ndfs top most quote

niceeeee
Punisher2 I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.

but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
BNet i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

0/19
L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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Grecian justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.

so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
Yellow Jr. I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
Past LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.



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