|L9||Do you love Jesus?
I love Jesus.
|Past||Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.|
|L9||That's nice of him.|
|magikarp||does the shut up karp bot work on posts?|
|Automated Shut up Karp Bot||shut up karp|
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
|Past||I am dumb and stupid and gay|
|mistero della mente||they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in|
|~dr_dude love~||I bet all they trainers will have a karp!|
|mistero della mente||stay in your posts.|
|~dr_dude love~||you fucking suck.|
|BNet||"Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"|
|Omgsports2||Ur mouth too|
|BNet||xjt schooling me on chocolate over here|
|atresac||i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass|
|BNet||maybe you listened to dorass|
|atresac||what's the diff amirite|
|atresac||like an infection|
|Dan||Like a urinary tract infection.|
|BNet||I have three of those.
My sister gave them to me.
|ENZO||She's Out of My League
I want to fuck the main girl/10
|Past||shes out of your league|
|amir25atw||Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn
|atresac||hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
|L9||i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy|
|magikarp||who isn't though|
|atresac||i'll be nice to ddl|
|atresac||hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|atresac||shit, i messed up.|
|amir25atw||NOT THE ONES IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS YOU FUCK
When they jewsensed danger they should have like annexed in their attics or something
|BNet||i'm glad you know the definition of "annex"
also, i know you're entirely kidding amir but still you're a fucking dumb.
|L9||ANNEX? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF TRIBAL DANCE|
|Grecian||annex isnt that when you dont eat any food at all because you want to be really skinny|
|amir25atw||Going to tennessee be back friday
Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
|punisher2||guys help me find my remote u assholes|
|amir25atw||Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.|
|Grecian||im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
thats good right?
|xjt22||from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance|
|mistero della mente||well so far from the caymen islands we have had
Those two girls
this is an awful track record
|BNet||those two girls weren't cayminian
although i did caminian them several times.
|Grecian||having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing
"i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards
|magikarp||Why? Did you chop off his legs?|
|~dr_dude love~||bout to stream
gimmie a few
|Yellow Jr.||If he ever figures out how to work it. o;|
|~dr_dude love~||how the hell do i work this?|
|magikarp||There are cupcakes in the kitchen
And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
|BNet||Play russian roulette.|
|L9||And start with six bullets instead of one.|
|mistero della mente||hey guys!
i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
say nice things about me on it!
|Past||No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.|
|L9||you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?|
|BNet||not even in your secret dildo?|
|amir25atw||its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally|
|BNet||did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face|
|L9||no he just took it out of the frame on his wall|
|Punisher2||whoo im in ndfs top most quote
|Punisher2||I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
|BNet||i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious|
|Punisher2||I got cable for the first time in years
they are still playing boy meets world on abc family.
tv is useless.
|Punisher2||abc family not abc|
|Punisher2||I better not find full house and fresh prince on nick still or else ill curse out someone.|
|Punisher2||Might as well put this remote in the fridge.|
|amir25atw||yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya|
|yofter_in_paris||i've done a lot of rough things|
|ENZO||Girl Scout Thin Mints
|atresac||mint chocolate=go to hell.|
|Yellow Jr.||I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|amir25atw||kendra = yoko ono|
|BNet||I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :||
|mistero della mente||i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA|
|BNet||They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.|
|Shine||Shine For Life
|Amir25atw||Only if you return the favor|
|Amir25atw||Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot|
|magikarp||What did you get your mom for mother's day?|
|amir25atw||I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.|
|Punisher2||Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
|punisher2||is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
i heard its pretty good
|L9||I was thinking of seeing it today
Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
|amir25atw||I wanna see it stoned|
|BNet||Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
|Magikarp||You don't drive?|
|BNet||i do, i don't own a car.|
|mistero della mente||pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises|
|BNet||pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but
have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent
I stink and am fat.
|Spoon||You're a history buff|
|Punisher2||J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
mr.o just got angry i bet
|~!unknown1337i~||I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again|
|atresac||that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
|mistero della mente||sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him|
|Grecian||i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.|
|L9||You must be pretty flexible.|
|L9||No Blue stream? ;_;
|Yellow Jr.||Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.|
|L9||When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.