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atresac 1892 points left.
atresac what important events happened in that year?
BNet American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.


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Magikarp I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)

More like rock lobster! Amirite?
mistero della mente i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.


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ENZO Looking back through those old posts I made

Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
L9 What a jerk!


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~dr_dude love~ im going to stream

anything you use want!

PIC NAO
~dr_dude love~ fuck, you guys*
BNet well fuck you too!


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Unknown 1337 Sac

Why are you so angry
atresac well, since you asked
Yellow Jr. No answer
atresac oh look, it's yellow here to explain things.


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Punisher2 this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p
mistero della mente avatar needs to stop existing
mistero della mente take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them


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mistero della mente yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA

now can i go back to watching this? =/
BNet Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.

We'll do it again, too.


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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ENZO Speaking of annoying girls

I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
punisher2 lol i dont get the annoying part of the story

maybe stupid but
ENZO Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story


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Punisher2 u guys should be lost on and island together

it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
mistero della mente i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
Punisher2 i'd fuck a tree before going that way


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Yellow Jr. Hey karp

Can you teach me some Spanish
magikarp No.
magikarp That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
magikarp Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.


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xjt22 hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4

i think
BNet how could he tell when it was all gone?

oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM


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L9 Pulp Fiction

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atresac fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
BNet Really


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Rinoa If this is another zubat, I'm going to...

THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
BNet Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3
atresac A paras? that's hot.


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yofter mofter kofter I am alive.

*sigh* yeah..
magikarp That's too bad, try to fix it.


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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BNet Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.

.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
magikarp 1 vote for Billy Madison.
mistero della mente can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison


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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


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magikarp Pun sent me

(No Message)
mistero della mente get out
magikarp Alright.


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Punisher2 Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
BNet change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.


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mistero della mente macs are for losers!
BNet you're a loser!
mistero della mente guess i have a mac then!


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amir25atw Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk

For a week

0/10
L9 I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
amir25atw Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho


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russo go to school corey.
BNet i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp


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Shine Shine For Life

My nigs
D banned
punisher2 LOL


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atresac Tonight at 8

I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
Magikarp What movie? :L
atresac except karp
Magikarp Sounds like an interesting movie.


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mistero della mente o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive
atresac I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.
mistero della mente get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good


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magikarp My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any

The fuck kinda shit is that /10
BNet in their defense, you blow me
BNet i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.


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Amir25atw Venom was a beast
BNet Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.


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Grecian Today is Canada day

so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and

everything is closed
atresac what's a canada

The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!


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magikarp Me, magikarp always has sex with men
Amir25atw LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
magikarp Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?


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magikarp I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.
nizzarf you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.
magikarp ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.
atresac more like your forum was left 4 dead


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magikarp Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.
BNet i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.


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L9 HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES


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~dr_dude love~ so everytime i click the random post loader

it stays in the same year

and only goes back like 2 months
Dan The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.

So suck my balls.


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ENZO I just talked to a mortgage lender.

That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
magikarp I'm proud you're doing what most people do.


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magikarp Who the fuck likes peeps?

I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
BNet *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*
BNet except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"
atresac *am i right peeps?


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BNet ...

these quotes stink


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BNet How unfortunately stereotypical

The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.


Fried Chicken.


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amir25atw Going to tennessee be back friday

Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
L9 LMAO
Punisher2 LMAO
BNet LMAO


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~dr_dude love~ We should make a band

The NDFers!
Punisher2 I hate it



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