|ENZO||Looking back through those old posts I made
Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
|L9||What a jerk!|
|Punisher2||u guys should be lost on and island together
it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
|mistero della mente||i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay|
|Punisher2||i'd fuck a tree before going that way|
|BNet||my salary is literally infinite|
|BNet||my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth|
|magikarp||I hate vagina|
|BNet||you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs|
|L9||Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes|
|L9||HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES|
|Grecian||im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
thats good right?
|xjt22||from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance|
|magikarp||Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.|
|mistero della mente||try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.|
|Yellow Jr.||Hey karp
Can you teach me some Spanish
|magikarp||That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".|
|magikarp||Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|magikarp||Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck|
|xjt22||WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN|
|Unknown 1337||I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face|
|Grecian||hey ladies, have you met bnet?|
|Kazuya Mishima||Hey BNet, have you met ladies?|
|atresac||pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.|
|L9||I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby|
|atresac||the "view" tab
worthless piece of garbage/10
|mistero della mente||why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole|
|xjt22||o she had her period btw|
|atresac||must have been a miscarriage.|
|xXmikeDusXx||I have troubles with forum
I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
|mistero della mente||invert your computer's polaric beam|
|BNet||run into your computer monitor at full speed.|
|Punisher2||Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it|
|ENZO||Speaking of annoying girls
I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
|punisher2||lol i dont get the annoying part of the story
maybe stupid but
|ENZO||Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story|
|magikarp||I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock|
|atresac||you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain|
|L9||mistero as someone who lives across a body of water roughly the size of the lower north american continent what do you make of all this immigration business we have down here|
|mistero della mente||well it brought ddl into your country, so
pretty much the worst thing that can happen to america
|mistero della mente||i don't actually know if ddl has mexican ancestry, but i don't like ddl|
|amir25atw||Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.|
|D||Who has tumblr
Who has tumblr
|L9||Blogging is for losers!|
|D||Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.|
|L9||So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!
|atresac||1892 points left.|
|atresac||what important events happened in that year?|
|BNet||American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.|
|Rinoa||If this is another zubat, I'm going to...
THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM
|BNet||Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3|
|atresac||A paras? that's hot.|
|mistero della mente||well so far from the caymen islands we have had
Those two girls
this is an awful track record
|BNet||those two girls weren't cayminian
although i did caminian them several times.
|magikarp||There are cupcakes in the kitchen
And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
|BNet||Play russian roulette.|
|L9||And start with six bullets instead of one.|
|BNet||Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.
.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
|magikarp||1 vote for Billy Madison.|
|mistero della mente||can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison|
|mistero della mente||you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does|
|BNet||someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked|
|BNet||hint: it's 45|
|L9||Can you give us another hint|
|yofter mofter kofter||I am alive.
|magikarp||That's too bad, try to fix it.|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|DuelmonkeyX||You're not as fat as my real life friends.|
|ENZO||What the hell
HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
|mistero della mente||cruci-|
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|LottoBot||Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
|Dan||Back in your cage.|
|punisher2||hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!|
|Past||I am dumb and stupid and gay|
|russo||go to school corey.|
|BNet||i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp|
|L9||Do you love Jesus?
I love Jesus.
|Past||Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.|
|L9||That's nice of him.|
|BNet||"Metapod" is metapod for "yes"|
|L9||two trains pull into a station
one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
|~dr_dude love~||bout to stream
gimmie a few
|Yellow Jr.||If he ever figures out how to work it. o;|
|~dr_dude love~||how the hell do i work this?|
why'd you block me pal.
|mistero della mente||i also defriended you on facebook
i hope we can still be friends