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Grecian hey ladies, have you met bnet?
Kazuya Mishima Hey BNet, have you met ladies?


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amir25atw Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.


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punisher2 we need to expand on our mexican culture

EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
magikarp I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.
mistero della mente and 100% gay


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

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L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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mistero della mente Singularity sounds P NEAT

[tl;dr]

6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
BNet you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
mistero della mente how about you download my shit right into your mouth
BNet server not found motherfucker


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Grecian im not gonna watch any of these videos but

how do you pierce your penis?
magikarp You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.


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LottoBot Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery

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Dan Back in your cage.
punisher2 hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!


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~dr_dude love~ getting your phone stolen when your at football practice

1/10

with 3 other friends =\\
mistero della mente maybe it's still in your hand


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~dr_dude love~ since everyone is here

im going to stream friday the 13th
Past Sunday the 11th
Good one Past Yep


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Atresac 8/10.
Grecian im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but

thats good right?
xjt22 from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance


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atresac 1892 points left.
atresac what important events happened in that year?
BNet American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.


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ENZO Girl Scout Thin Mints

fuck yeah.
atresac mint chocolate=go to hell.


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Punisher2 u guys should be lost on and island together

it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
mistero della mente i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
Punisher2 i'd fuck a tree before going that way


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magikarp Have you ever wished you could...

Milk yourself
Amir25atw Its called jacking off.


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~dr_dude love~ School

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Past You probably have no friends


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ENZO I just talked to a mortgage lender.

That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
magikarp I'm proud you're doing what most people do.


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Grecian Today is Canada day

so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and

everything is closed
atresac what's a canada

The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!


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yofter_in_paris ADIDAS are cool

Nike looks like shite by comparison.

ADIDAS makes me look retro. like 80s or 90s. haha
atresac i will pay you $20 if you can find a SINGLE PERSON ON **EARTH** who gives a shit.


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amir25atw i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet

all you live far as hell away from me
og bubba kush ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
og bubba kush and nigga i drive a infiniti


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
ENZO dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal


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atresac i'll be nice to ddl
atresac hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
atresac shit, i messed up.


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amir25atw Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come


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og bubba kush I am extremely gay.
og bubba kush I am extremely gay.
punisher2 lol


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mistero della mente o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive
atresac I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.
mistero della mente get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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Punisher2 J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII

mr.o just got angry i bet
~!unknown1337i~ I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
atresac that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die

that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
mistero della mente sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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amir25atw the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces

i never knew that

so like

we had to put it together

like a fuckin bionicle
atresac no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.


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xjt22 HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
atresac it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday

just seems like a waste now.


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Punisher2 WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED

I HATE U ALL!

except amir cus he ruined it i hear
atresac it was Who's Nailin Palin

a classic
atresac alaska to suck my cock amirite


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Past i met grecian before any of you actually


who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
L9 syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
L9 i think the guy was super gay.


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punisher2 is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?

my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.

i heard its pretty good
BNet no
L9 I was thinking of seeing it today

Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
amir25atw I wanna see it stoned


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Grecian i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
L9 You must be pretty flexible.


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mistero della mente macs are for losers!
BNet you're a loser!
mistero della mente guess i have a mac then!


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og bubba kush whos seeing the purge this week

imagine a free day of crime tho
L9 you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?


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Past does someone have black night rises on dvd?
atresac holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
atresac it's black night arisen


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mistero della mente lol

i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post


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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.


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Luke so i left my hat at some sluts house

get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
amir25atw dont go to sluts houses maybe
xjt22 So many ways i can go with this.


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BNet Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually

yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
Magikarp You don't drive?
BNet i do, i don't own a car.
mistero della mente pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises



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