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atresac girl in my sociology class

most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
DIE.
atresac who pronounces "hair" as "heew"

fuck you never talk again.
mistero della mente maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you


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BNet you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs
L9 Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes


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Punisher2 kiss my ass knicks suck
xjt22 we do suck lol


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mistero della mente if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.


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magikarp What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?
mistero della mente helga and barnaby
mistero della mente just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names


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amir25atw Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn

No homo


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Amir25atw Venom was a beast
BNet Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.


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mistero della mente lol

i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post


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xXmikeDusXx I have troubles with forum

I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :(
mistero della mente invert your computer's polaric beam
BNet run into your computer monitor at full speed.
Punisher2 Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it


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atresac pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
mistero della mente if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
atresac oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.


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magikarp how many points does my fleshlight get


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DuelmonkeyX GOT MY LICENSE

YEAAAAA NIGGA
magikarp Good for you, now go get in a car crash.
DuelmonkeyX How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?
magikarp If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.


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~dr_dude love~ eat me
mistero della mente you're like a meal for 12 fuck that


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L9 HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES


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ENZO I just talked to a mortgage lender.

That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
magikarp I'm proud you're doing what most people do.


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LottoBot Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery

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Dan Back in your cage.
punisher2 hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!


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BNet How unfortunately stereotypical

The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.


Fried Chicken.


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~dr_dude love~ getting your phone stolen when your at football practice

1/10

with 3 other friends =\\
mistero della mente maybe it's still in your hand


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amir25atw Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
amir25atw LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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amir25atw Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk

For a week

0/10
L9 I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!
amir25atw Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho


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mistero della mente bnet

i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
BNet i will stream anti-minecraft
BNet you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.


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L9 You know what's nuts

Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
Kazuya Mishima It definitely has its...

percs.
magikarp Good lord.


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Grecian justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.

so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
Yellow Jr. I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
Past LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.


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Yellow Jr. I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened
Punisher2 they beatlesd.
amir25atw kendra = yoko ono


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magikarp does the shut up karp bot work on posts?
Automated Shut up Karp Bot shut up karp


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amir25atw "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"


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Punisher2 dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
Grecian lol you sound retarded pun.

what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?


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Punisher2 p gay
Punisher2 wait! nohomo!!!!!!
Punisher2 NOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
xjt22 LMFAOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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xjt22 o she had her period btw
atresac must have been a miscarriage.


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BNet pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but


have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
punisher2 whottttttttt no


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Punisher2 Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
BNet change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.


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mistero della mente yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA

now can i go back to watching this? =/
BNet Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.

We'll do it again, too.


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L9 two trains pull into a station

one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"

the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"


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ENZO Speaking of annoying girls

I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
punisher2 lol i dont get the annoying part of the story

maybe stupid but
ENZO Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story


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amir25atw the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces

i never knew that

so like

we had to put it together

like a fuckin bionicle
atresac no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.


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Grecian hey ladies, have you met bnet?
Kazuya Mishima Hey BNet, have you met ladies?


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Yellow Jr. i'm not gay but

there's something about sonics cum...
Yellow Jr. please respond


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mistero della mente they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
~dr_dude love~ I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
mistero della mente stay in your posts.
~dr_dude love~ you fucking suck.


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BNet "uhhh... yeah it is" LMAO
atresac "yeah it is"
Kazuya Mishima lol "yeah it is"
BNet shut up kaz



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