|Punisher2||whoo im in ndfs top most quote
|Punisher2||I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
|BNet||i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious|
|magikarp||It depends, would you just snap and break it?|
|amir25atw||If it was broken|
|magikarp||You'd break it if it were broken?|
|mistero della mente||o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive|
|atresac||I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.|
|mistero della mente||get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good|
|L9||No Blue stream? ;_;
|Yellow Jr.||Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.|
|L9||When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.
|Grecian||i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.|
|L9||You must be pretty flexible.|
|Amir25atw||Venom was a beast|
|BNet||Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.|
|BNet||Failing a chem test
|ENZO||That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?|
|atresac||like an infection|
|Dan||Like a urinary tract infection.|
|BNet||I have three of those.
My sister gave them to me.
|BNet||Fuck you for being so dead.
Fuck you for being so dead.
|ENZO||you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?|
|Punisher2||WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
I HATE U ALL!
except amir cus he ruined it i hear
|atresac||it was Who's Nailin Palin
|atresac||alaska to suck my cock amirite|
|mistero della mente||hey guys!
i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
say nice things about me on it!
|Past||No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.|
|~dr_dude love~||since everyone is here
im going to stream friday the 13th
|Past||Sunday the 11th|
|Good one Past||Yep|
|~dr_dude love~||bout to stream
gimmie a few
|Yellow Jr.||If he ever figures out how to work it. o;|
|~dr_dude love~||how the hell do i work this?|
|atresac||pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.|
|L9||I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby|
|xjt22||i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir|
|Punisher2||this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p|
|mistero della mente||avatar needs to stop existing|
|mistero della mente||take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them|
|amir25atw||cicis new look
|mistero della mente||if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her|
|BNet||but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
|magikarp||BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts
So that we don't luke our shit up.
|xjt22||OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING
replace the word reply with "pussy"
why'd you block me pal.
|mistero della mente||i also defriended you on facebook
i hope we can still be friends
|xjt22||Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."|
|punisher2||guys help me find my remote u assholes|
|amir25atw||Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.|
|L9||hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys|
|yellow jr.||hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people|
|mistero della mente||yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO|
|Past||does someone have black night rises on dvd?|
|atresac||holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.|
|atresac||it's black night arisen|
|L9||HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES|
|BNet||"Metapod" is metapod for "yes"|
|Yellow Jr.||Hey karp
Can you teach me some Spanish
|magikarp||That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".|
|magikarp||Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.|
|magikarp||I hate vagina|
|xjt22||could i send my child to europe with you|
|mistero della mente||my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
|mistero della mente||My phone bill
as in, my mobile (cell) is ï¿½166 ($245).
IM SHITTING MYSELF
|Punisher2||go steal a bank|
|atresac||wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.|
|atresac||this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.|
|Punisher2||more like avatar part 2 rite|
|mistero della mente||my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.|
|magikarp||Why should he be dead?|
|atresac||because he shot him in the head.|
|atresac||british dads are immortal.|
|BNet||my salary is literally infinite|
|BNet||my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth|
|BNet||did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face|
|L9||no he just took it out of the frame on his wall|
|Grecian||justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.
so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
|Yellow Jr.||I fucked Miley and Taylor before.|
|Past||LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.|
|BNet||How unfortunately stereotypical
The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.
|BNet||pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but
have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
|Grecian||im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
thats good right?
|xjt22||from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance|
|L9||Do you love Jesus?
I love Jesus.
|Past||Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.|
|L9||That's nice of him.|
|Yellow Jr.||I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|amir25atw||kendra = yoko ono|
|xjt22||o hey its free slurpee day|
stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
|BNet||don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday|