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atresac starting school monday

yeeee
BNet i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116

or are you just gonna get the transfer credits


Quote: #139
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~dr_dude love~ im going to stream

anything you use want!

PIC NAO
~dr_dude love~ fuck, you guys*
BNet well fuck you too!


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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BNet you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs
L9 Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes


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amir25atw Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.


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magikarp What did you get your mom for mother's day?
amir25atw I woke her up at 6:30 to tell her her breath smells then I ran over her favorite flowerbed when I left.


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BNet did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face
L9 no he just took it out of the frame on his wall


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L9 Do you love Jesus?

I love Jesus.
Past Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
L9 That's nice of him.


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amir25atw Going to tennessee be back friday

Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
L9 LMAO
Punisher2 LMAO
BNet LMAO


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Russo I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
BNet i barely know her head


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~dr_dude love~ eat me
mistero della mente you're like a meal for 12 fuck that


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magikarp Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit


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Grecian justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.

so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
Yellow Jr. I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
Past LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.


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punisher2 guys help me find my remote u assholes
amir25atw Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.


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Magikarp I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)

More like rock lobster! Amirite?
mistero della mente i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.


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punisher2 Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie

well there goes half the viewers for that movie
Grecian yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
Grecian and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
Grecian and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.


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xjt22 hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4

i think
BNet how could he tell when it was all gone?

oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM


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magikarp Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.
xjt22 does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?


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L9 How did you find this
L9 did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
mistero della mente i bet daniel did it


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magikarp It depends, would you just snap and break it?
amir25atw If it was broken
magikarp You'd break it if it were broken?
amir25atw Yea probably


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Atresac 8/10.
Grecian im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but

thats good right?
xjt22 from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance


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xjt22 HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
atresac it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday

just seems like a waste now.


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~dr_dude love~ since everyone is here

im going to stream friday the 13th
Past Sunday the 11th
Good one Past Yep


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xjt22 Russel wilson is a cute indian


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magikarp how many points does my fleshlight get


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Punisher2 this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p
mistero della mente avatar needs to stop existing
mistero della mente take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them


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magikarp So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice

but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
atresac nice fell.
atresac I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

0/19
L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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~dr_dude love~ HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!
mistero della mente yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america


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Past am i a bully
BNet no, bullies have an impact on people
BNet you're more like a loaf of bread


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mistero della mente hes a great friend i enjoy his company

please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
Punisher2 he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.

or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
BNet maybe he's given up hope


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BNet no offense past but

i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you


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atresac Tonight at 8

I am going to stream a movie for all of us to watch as a family.
Magikarp What movie? :L
atresac except karp
Magikarp Sounds like an interesting movie.


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og bubba kush whos seeing the purge this week

imagine a free day of crime tho
L9 you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?


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magikarp What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?
mistero della mente helga and barnaby
mistero della mente just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names


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atresac 1892 points left.
atresac what important events happened in that year?
BNet American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.


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Past does someone have black night rises on dvd?
atresac holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
atresac it's black night arisen


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L9 just thought up an AMAZING joke

nd4ums

GREAT joke


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BNet "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"



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