|Past||You probably have no friends|
|D||Fun NDF fact
it is impossible to thumb up any of my posts.
|L9||I think it's safe to say nobody would have known if you hadn't told us.|
|BNet||Fuck you for being so dead.
Fuck you for being so dead.
|ENZO||you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?|
|Past||am i a bully|
|BNet||no, bullies have an impact on people|
|BNet||you're more like a loaf of bread|
|yofter mofter kofter||I am alive.
|magikarp||That's too bad, try to fix it.|
|Punisher2||Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'|
|BNet||change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.|
|Amir25atw||Only if you return the favor|
|Amir25atw||Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot|
|atresac||hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
|L9||i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy|
|magikarp||who isn't though|
|BNet||no offense past but
i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you
|xjt22||o hey its free slurpee day|
stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
|BNet||don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday|
|Yellow Jr.||i'm not gay but
there's something about sonics cum...
|Yellow Jr.||please respond|
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
|magikarp||Pun sent me
|mistero della mente||get out|
|Punisher2||Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
|ENZO||Why haven't you drowned yourself yet|
|punisher2||Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
and i couldnt remember the damn words!
i tried to google them but!
|atresac||i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass|
|BNet||maybe you listened to dorass|
|atresac||what's the diff amirite|
these quotes stink
|Punisher2||we need a white friday tho
where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.
|BNet||yeah we posted at almost the same second lol|
|Grecian||you were a second to slow though, bnet.
if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
|~dr_dude love~||im going to stream
anything you use want!
|~dr_dude love~||fuck, you guys*|
|BNet||well fuck you too!|
|BNet||Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
|Magikarp||You don't drive?|
|BNet||i do, i don't own a car.|
|mistero della mente||pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises|
|~dr_dude love~||since everyone is here
im going to stream friday the 13th
|Past||Sunday the 11th|
|Good one Past||Yep|
|Unknown 1337||who gets the purple name
so that I could exploit that shit
|mistero della mente||yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits|
|L9||Do you love Jesus?
I love Jesus.
|Past||Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.|
|L9||That's nice of him.|
|punisher2||we need to expand on our mexican culture
EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
|magikarp||I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.|
|mistero della mente||and 100% gay|
|atresac||pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.|
|mistero della mente||if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.|
|atresac||oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.|
|og bubba kush||whos seeing the purge this week
imagine a free day of crime tho
|L9||you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?|
|Grecian||im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
thats good right?
|xjt22||from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance|
|Punisher2||WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
I HATE U ALL!
except amir cus he ruined it i hear
|atresac||it was Who's Nailin Palin
|atresac||alaska to suck my cock amirite|
|L9||pun and amir
Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
|xjt22||Whats that =O|
|L9||a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms|
|L9||just thought up an AMAZING joke
|Past||Karp my lil sister could take you.|
|magikarp||how old's your little sister?|
|amir25atw||I'm going to fuck your sister|
|L9||How did you find this|
|L9||did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket|
|mistero della mente||i bet daniel did it|
|mistero della mente||o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive|
|atresac||I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.|
|mistero della mente||get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good|
|~dr_dude love~||so everytime i click the random post loader
it stays in the same year
and only goes back like 2 months
|Dan||The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
So suck my balls.
|ENZO||What the hell
HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
|mistero della mente||cruci-|
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|xjt22||nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D|
|mistero della mente||well so far from the caymen islands we have had
Those two girls
this is an awful track record
|BNet||those two girls weren't cayminian
although i did caminian them several times.
|Past||I am dumb and stupid and gay|