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Yellow Jr. Hey karp

Can you teach me some Spanish
magikarp No.
magikarp That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".
magikarp Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.


Quote: #133
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BNet "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"


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xjt22 i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
duelmonkeyx Bring out your inner martin luther king


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magikarp My grades:

English-8 percent
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Biology-22 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent

I stink and am fat.
Spoon You're a history buff


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magikarp So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice

but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
atresac nice fell.
atresac I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.


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Grecian hey ladies, have you met bnet?
Kazuya Mishima Hey BNet, have you met ladies?


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Punisher2 WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED

I HATE U ALL!

except amir cus he ruined it i hear
atresac it was Who's Nailin Palin

a classic
atresac alaska to suck my cock amirite


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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


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L9 Do you love Jesus?

I love Jesus.
Past Fuvk you l9 Jesus will lead me to pureness one day.
L9 That's nice of him.


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Punisher2 kiss my ass knicks suck
xjt22 we do suck lol


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~dr_dude love~ School

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Past You probably have no friends


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magikarp My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any

The fuck kinda shit is that /10
BNet in their defense, you blow me
BNet i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.


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punisher2 we need to expand on our mexican culture

EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
magikarp I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.
mistero della mente and 100% gay


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magikarp how many points does my fleshlight get


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

0/19
L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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magikarp Pun sent me

(No Message)
mistero della mente get out
magikarp Alright.


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magikarp Have you ever wished you could...

Milk yourself
Amir25atw Its called jacking off.


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atresac pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
mistero della mente if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
atresac oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.


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Unknown 1337 who gets the purple name

so that I could exploit that shit
mistero della mente yeah you exploiter you with your html and your .html files on your hard disk drive and your internet which you use to open up those .html files with your html to use your exploits


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ENZO Looking back through those old posts I made

Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
L9 What a jerk!


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xjt22 Russel wilson is a cute indian


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og bubba kush I am extremely gay.
og bubba kush I am extremely gay.
punisher2 lol


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L9 Pulp Fiction

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atresac fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
BNet Really


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


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BNet ...

these quotes stink


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~dr_dude love~ Any of you guys drive here?

Just curious
atresac i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.


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Grecian im not gonna watch any of these videos but

how do you pierce your penis?
magikarp You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.


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ENZO Girl Scout Thin Mints

fuck yeah.
atresac mint chocolate=go to hell.


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Grecian i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.
L9 You must be pretty flexible.


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Punisher2 whoo im in ndfs top most quote

niceeeee
Punisher2 I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.

but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
BNet i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious


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magikarp Why so dead?

Huh?
ENZO cause BNet unbanned you :(


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amir25atw Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.


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mistero della mente well so far from the caymen islands we have had

Yellow
Rockaku,
Those two girls
TheGreenGuy

this is an awful track record
BNet those two girls weren't cayminian

although i did caminian them several times.


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Punisher2 u guys should be lost on and island together

it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
mistero della mente i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
Punisher2 i'd fuck a tree before going that way


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~dr_dude love~ eat me
mistero della mente you're like a meal for 12 fuck that


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BNet amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID
amir25atw i fucking hate you
Punisher2 you spelled the bands name wrong tho


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~dr_dude love~ We should make a band

The NDFers!
Punisher2 I hate it


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ENZO Speaking of annoying girls

I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
punisher2 lol i dont get the annoying part of the story

maybe stupid but
ENZO Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D



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