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Yellow Jr. I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened
Punisher2 they beatlesd.
amir25atw kendra = yoko ono


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mistero della mente Also, recommend me other gamecube games to download for future? :3
BNet mario sunshine
mistero della mente i never liked it.
BNet well you're an idiot and don't deserve to live


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DuelmonkeyX Fuck 1

waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave

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L9 They don't mail it to you?
DuelmonkeyX they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope
Grecian that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.


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atresac 1892 points left.
atresac what important events happened in that year?
BNet American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.


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L9 two trains pull into a station

one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"

the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"


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xjt22 I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me


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BNet Failing a chem test

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ENZO That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?


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magikarp Hey Past

I just talked to Kim Kardashian and she said not even her tank of a sister Khloe would touch you.
Past Kim fucks more niggas then i fuck bitchs.
atresac so she's had sex once?


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Shine Shine For Life

My nigs
D banned
punisher2 LOL


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xjt22 HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
atresac it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday

just seems like a waste now.


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L9 Pulp Fiction

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atresac fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.
BNet Really


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atresac pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.
mistero della mente if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.
atresac oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.


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ENZO Speaking of annoying girls

I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
punisher2 lol i dont get the annoying part of the story

maybe stupid but
ENZO Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


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Grecian im not gonna watch any of these videos but

how do you pierce your penis?
magikarp You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.


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Russo I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
BNet i barely know her head


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ENZO She's Out of My League

I want to fuck the main girl/10
Past shes out of your league


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Punisher2 dude LOL when i was a shaving noob i would cut myself 10 or 12 times before going to school and go to school with fucking toilet paper all over my face
Grecian lol you sound retarded pun.

what kind of razor would you use? a rusty knife?


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magikarp Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit


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Amir25atw Venom was a beast
BNet Venom was a first-trimester abortion who miraculously survived.


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Punisher2 Sean Penn Hopes His Haiti Critics 'Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer'
BNet change "critics" to "victims" and you have a whole new level of controversy.


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amir25atw Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes
amir25atw LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir


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~dr_dude love~ so everytime i click the random post loader

it stays in the same year

and only goes back like 2 months
Dan The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.

So suck my balls.


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magikarp What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?
mistero della mente helga and barnaby
mistero della mente just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names


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magikarp My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any

The fuck kinda shit is that /10
BNet in their defense, you blow me
BNet i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.


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~dr_dude love~ bout to stream

gimmie a few
atresac I'll watch.
Yellow Jr. If he ever figures out how to work it. o;
~dr_dude love~ how the hell do i work this?


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BNet I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :|
mistero della mente i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA
BNet They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.


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magikarp There are cupcakes in the kitchen

And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
BNet Play russian roulette.
L9 And start with six bullets instead of one.


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amir25atw cicis new look




omgomgomgomg
mistero della mente if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her
BNet but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him












niiiiiiiiice


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magikarp My grades:

English-8 percent
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Biology-22 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent

I stink and am fat.
Spoon You're a history buff


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mistero della mente hes a great friend i enjoy his company

please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
Punisher2 he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.

or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
BNet maybe he's given up hope


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magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
atresac you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain


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amir25atw Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come


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Punisher2 kiss my ass knicks suck
xjt22 we do suck lol


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Punisher2 u guys should be lost on and island together

it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
mistero della mente i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
Punisher2 i'd fuck a tree before going that way


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Grecian i actually have to cut the top off of one magnum and tape it to another magnum in order to get one to fit.

true story.


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mistero della mente yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA

now can i go back to watching this? =/
BNet Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.

We'll do it again, too.


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atresac wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.
atresac this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.
Punisher2 more like avatar part 2 rite


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amir25atw i was at a buffet with papaw yesterday and he got 2 scoops of pudding and 1 scoop of ranch he ate a spoonful of ranch nd was like "that aint puddin"


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mistero della mente Singularity sounds P NEAT

[tl;dr]

6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
BNet you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
mistero della mente how about you download my shit right into your mouth
BNet server not found motherfucker



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