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magikarp My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any

The fuck kinda shit is that /10
BNet in their defense, you blow me
BNet i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.


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punisher2 Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie

well there goes half the viewers for that movie
Grecian yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
Grecian and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
Grecian and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.


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mistero della mente they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in
~dr_dude love~ I bet all they trainers will have a karp!
mistero della mente stay in your posts.
~dr_dude love~ you fucking suck.


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L9 You know what's nuts

Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
Kazuya Mishima It definitely has its...

percs.
magikarp Good lord.


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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L9 I Don't Even Like Girls Yet
Past I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"


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atresac wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.
atresac this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.
Punisher2 more like avatar part 2 rite


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BNet someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
BNet hint: it's 45
L9 Can you give us another hint


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ENZO Girl Scout Thin Mints

fuck yeah.
atresac mint chocolate=go to hell.


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magikarp Pun sent me

(No Message)
mistero della mente get out
magikarp Alright.


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mistero della mente hes a great friend i enjoy his company

please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
Punisher2 he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.

or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
BNet maybe he's given up hope


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mistero della mente o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive
atresac I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.
mistero della mente get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good


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amir25atw Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.


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xjt22 HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
atresac it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday

just seems like a waste now.


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Grecian hey ladies, have you met bnet?
Kazuya Mishima Hey BNet, have you met ladies?


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Grecian having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing

"i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards

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magikarp Why? Did you chop off his legs?


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L9 you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
BNet not even in your secret dildo?
amir25atw its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally


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~dr_dude love~ HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!
mistero della mente yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america


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D Who has tumblr

Who has tumblr
L9 Blogging is for losers!
D Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.
L9 So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.

Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!


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xjt22 nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D


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BNet Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually

yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
Magikarp You don't drive?
BNet i do, i don't own a car.
mistero della mente pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises


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ENZO Speaking of annoying girls

I convinced this one chick to give me the 8 gb iPod Nano (4th gen) that an ex boyfriend left at her house. Free ipod ftw <3
punisher2 lol i dont get the annoying part of the story

maybe stupid but
ENZO Nah, she's not annoying. I just wanted to segway into my story


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mistero della mente macs are for losers!
BNet you're a loser!
mistero della mente guess i have a mac then!


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BNet How unfortunately stereotypical

The nigbaskets next door set off the fire alarm cooking TAKE A WILD GUESS.


Fried Chicken.


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atresac girl in my sociology class

most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
DIE.
atresac who pronounces "hair" as "heew"

fuck you never talk again.
mistero della mente maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you


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magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
atresac you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain


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BNet Fuck you for being so dead.

Fuck you for being so dead.
ENZO you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?
Russo ^nice one


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mistero della mente bnet

i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
BNet i will stream anti-minecraft
BNet you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.


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BNet I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :|
mistero della mente i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA
BNet They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.


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Punisher2 Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos

KGO
atresac ruined.


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punisher2 is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?

my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.

i heard its pretty good
BNet no
L9 I was thinking of seeing it today

Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
amir25atw I wanna see it stoned


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Past i met grecian before any of you actually


who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
L9 syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
L9 i think the guy was super gay.


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xjt22 I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me


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mistero della mente lol

i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post


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BNet Failing a chem test

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ENZO That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?


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Punisher2 HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!

bnet!
BNet I'm never taking it down.

And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.

It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
Yellow Jr. Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?


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xjt22 hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4

i think
BNet how could he tell when it was all gone?

oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM


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L9 In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)
BNet Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder
BNet or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure


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mistero della mente you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does


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L9 How did you find this
L9 did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket
mistero della mente i bet daniel did it



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