|magikarp||I hate vagina|
|~dr_dude love~||bout to stream
gimmie a few
|Yellow Jr.||If he ever figures out how to work it. o;|
|~dr_dude love~||how the hell do i work this?|
|Past||You probably have no friends|
|ENZO||What the hell
HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
|mistero della mente||cruci-|
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|xjt22||nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D|
|xjt22||HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST|
|atresac||it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
just seems like a waste now.
|magikarp||how many points does my fleshlight get|
|atresac||fun fact: the movie that L9 compares all of these to to see if they're a perfect 10/10 is the live action adaptation of Howard the Duck.|
|Punisher2||HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
|BNet||I'm never taking it down.
And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
|Yellow Jr.||Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?|
|xjt22||Russel wilson is a cute indian|
|xjt22||I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me|
|xjt22||o hey its free slurpee day|
stayed refilling that shit a few times before i left
|BNet||don't worry past, you'll slurp some big ones someday|
|Magikarp||I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)
More like rock lobster! Amirite?
|mistero della mente||i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.|
|magikarp||My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
The fuck kinda shit is that /10
|BNet||in their defense, you blow me|
|BNet||i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.|
|xjt22||could i send my child to europe with you|
|mistero della mente||my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
|LottoBot||Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
|Dan||Back in your cage.|
|punisher2||hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!|
|BNet||yeah we posted at almost the same second lol|
|Grecian||you were a second to slow though, bnet.
if you were a second to slow when you were a sperm you wouldnt exist right now.
think about that next time you're racing towards a set of ovaries
|Punisher2||Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos
|magikarp||Hey everyone knows i pick sides by who says the funniest shit|
|BNet||"Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"|
|Omgsports2||Ur mouth too|
|BNet||xjt schooling me on chocolate over here|
|mistero della mente||i'd fuck that cock|
|magikarp||Why so dead?
|ENZO||cause BNet unbanned you :(|
|L9||just thought up an AMAZING joke
|magikarp||There are cupcakes in the kitchen
And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
|BNet||Play russian roulette.|
|L9||And start with six bullets instead of one.|
|Past||I am dumb and stupid and gay|
|atresac||like an infection|
|Dan||Like a urinary tract infection.|
|BNet||I have three of those.
My sister gave them to me.
|magikarp||I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.|
|nizzarf||you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.|
|magikarp||ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.|
|atresac||more like your forum was left 4 dead|
|ENZO||She's Out of My League
I want to fuck the main girl/10
|Past||shes out of your league|
|Punisher2||this is like one of those movies i think that is better to watch in hi def 720p|
|mistero della mente||avatar needs to stop existing|
|mistero della mente||take away the cgi and you've got green everything and people wearing a black suit with spots on them|
|og bubba kush||whos seeing the purge this week
imagine a free day of crime tho
|L9||you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?|
|Past||does someone have black night rises on dvd?|
|atresac||holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.|
|atresac||it's black night arisen|
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|amir25atw||Karpppppp i gotta no when ur cominnnn
|atresac||pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.|
|L9||I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby|
|mistero della mente||macs are for losers!|
|BNet||you're a loser!|
|mistero della mente||guess i have a mac then!|
|mistero della mente||they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in|
|~dr_dude love~||I bet all they trainers will have a karp!|
|mistero della mente||stay in your posts.|
|~dr_dude love~||you fucking suck.|
|mistero della mente||hey guys!
i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!
say nice things about me on it!
|Past||No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.|
|magikarp||Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.|
|xjt22||does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?|
|atresac||1892 points left.|
|atresac||what important events happened in that year?|
|BNet||American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.|
|atresac||I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.|
|atresac||Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh|
|atresac||the master sword is conservatism.|
|atresac||the lava is income tax.|