|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|ENZO||dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal|
|Grecian||Today is Canada day
so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
everything is closed
|atresac||what's a canada
The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!
|xjt22||Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."|
|mistero della mente||well so far from the caymen islands we have had
Those two girls
this is an awful track record
|BNet||those two girls weren't cayminian
although i did caminian them several times.
|magikarp||Why so dead?
|ENZO||cause BNet unbanned you :(|
|magikarp||Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck|
|xjt22||WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN|
|Unknown 1337||I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face|
|punisher2||guys help me find my remote u assholes|
|amir25atw||Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.|
|BNet||Fuck you for being so dead.
Fuck you for being so dead.
|ENZO||you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?|
|L9||two trains pull into a station
one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
|~dr_dude love~||getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
with 3 other friends =\\
|mistero della mente||maybe it's still in your hand|
|ENZO||She's Out of My League
I want to fuck the main girl/10
|Past||shes out of your league|
|amir25atw||the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
i never knew that
we had to put it together
like a fuckin bionicle
|atresac||no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.|
|Past||am i a bully|
|BNet||no, bullies have an impact on people|
|BNet||you're more like a loaf of bread|
waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
|L9||They don't mail it to you?|
|DuelmonkeyX||they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope|
|Grecian||that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.|
|amir25atw||i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
all you live far as hell away from me
|og bubba kush||ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE|
|og bubba kush||and nigga i drive a infiniti|
|magikarp||There are cupcakes in the kitchen
And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
|BNet||Play russian roulette.|
|L9||And start with six bullets instead of one.|
|amir25atw||"guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries"|
|xjt22||i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl|
|duelmonkeyx||Bring out your inner martin luther king|
|magikarp||So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
|atresac||I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.|
|atresac||pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.|
|mistero della mente||if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.|
|atresac||oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.|
|BNet||"Metapod" is metapod for "yes"|
|mistero della mente||hey sac
milk my asshole
|amir25atw||my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human|
|Punisher2||whoo im in ndfs top most quote
|Punisher2||I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
|BNet||i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious|
|Punisher2||HEY!!! quit make jesus look like the devil!
|BNet||I'm never taking it down.
And I've decided to rename the forum to JJForums. And it's not going to have anything to do with dyn-o-mite, or any variant thereof.
It will be Jesus Jesus Forums dot com.
|Yellow Jr.||Why the Jesus Jesus forums? Why not Jesus Christ? Or Jehovah Jesus?|
|Punisher2||WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
I HATE U ALL!
except amir cus he ruined it i hear
|atresac||it was Who's Nailin Palin
|atresac||alaska to suck my cock amirite|
|ENZO||What the hell
HOW DO I GET RID OF JESUS?!?
|mistero della mente||cruci-|
The Magic Number was 3; 12 points!
|Punisher2||kiss my ass knicks suck|
|xjt22||we do suck lol|
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent
I stink and am fat.
|Spoon||You're a history buff|
|magikarp||I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock|
|atresac||you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain|
|Past||i met grecian before any of you actually
who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
|L9||syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing|
|L9||i think the guy was super gay.|
|amir25atw||cicis new look
|mistero della mente||if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her|
|BNet||but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him
|~dr_dude love~||so everytime i click the random post loader
it stays in the same year
and only goes back like 2 months
|Dan||The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April.
So suck my balls.
|L9||You know what's nuts
Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
|Kazuya Mishima||It definitely has its...
|magikarp||Pun sent me
|mistero della mente||get out|
|Yellow Jr.||Hey karp
Can you teach me some Spanish
|magikarp||That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".|
|magikarp||Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.|
|atresac||1892 points left.|
|atresac||what important events happened in that year?|
|BNet||American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.|
|mistero della mente||My phone bill
as in, my mobile (cell) is ï¿½166 ($245).
IM SHITTING MYSELF
|Punisher2||go steal a bank|
|mistero della mente||bnet
i think you missed my post below titled 'bnet'
|BNet||i will stream anti-minecraft|
|BNet||you start the game with a shitload of diamond, gold, iron, and stone, and your objective is to put them back in the mountains where they belong.|
|BNet||"Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"|
|Omgsports2||Ur mouth too|
|BNet||xjt schooling me on chocolate over here|