|punisher2||Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie
well there goes half the viewers for that movie
|Grecian||yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.|
|Grecian||and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.|
|Grecian||and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.|
|LottoBot||Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
|Dan||Back in your cage.|
|punisher2||hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!|
|magikarp||Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.|
|xjt22||does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?|
|L9||two trains pull into a station
one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
|ENZO||Looking back through those old posts I made
Past was a douche. haha. Claiming he had 60 mbps internet speeds. Yeah fucking right.
|L9||What a jerk!|
|xjt22||nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D|
|magikarp||Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck|
|xjt22||WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN|
|Unknown 1337||I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face|
|BNet||someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked|
|BNet||hint: it's 45|
|L9||Can you give us another hint|
|BNet||I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :||
|mistero della mente||i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA|
|BNet||They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.|
|Luke||so i left my hat at some sluts house
get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
|amir25atw||dont go to sluts houses maybe|
|xjt22||So many ways i can go with this.|
|magikarp||Have you ever wished you could...
|Amir25atw||Its called jacking off.|
|L9||I Don't Even Like Girls Yet|
|Past||I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"|
|BNet||you lost at a game that was clearly designed for children who are bored, still in their mothers' wombs|
|L9||Yeah, your mother's womb can be a pretty boring place sometimes|
|duelmonkeyx||d fell off|
|Purpngold49er||When was he on tho|
|mistero della mente||pokemon live action movie
|BNet||oh man.. me and sac planned to do the same exact thing =[
except we're gonna do it much, much funnier. fuck yeah
|mistero della mente||are you going to use toys for the pokemon like they did?|
|BNet||no, real pokemon|
|BNet||no offense past but
i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you
|~dr_dude love~||We should make a band
|Punisher2||I hate it|
|atresac||like an infection|
|Dan||Like a urinary tract infection.|
|BNet||I have three of those.
My sister gave them to me.
|xjt22||Russel wilson is a cute indian|
Why are you so angry
|atresac||well, since you asked|
|Yellow Jr.||No answer|
|atresac||oh look, it's yellow here to explain things.|
|Punisher2||WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
I HATE U ALL!
except amir cus he ruined it i hear
|atresac||it was Who's Nailin Palin
|atresac||alaska to suck my cock amirite|
|magikarp||I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock|
|atresac||you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain|
|~dr_dude love~||gt was dead around the time it died.|
|atresac||pretty bad suit design when you can't move your neck.|
|mistero della mente||if batman wants to turn his neck to look at something, that something turns to be looked at by batman.|
|atresac||oh I didn't realize batman is now chuck norris jokes.|
|amir25atw||i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
all you live far as hell away from me
|og bubba kush||ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE|
|og bubba kush||and nigga i drive a infiniti|
|BNet||pun no offense i mean i'm just curious but
have you ever vigorously jacked off to imdb.com?
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
|~dr_dude love~||since everyone is here
im going to stream friday the 13th
|Past||Sunday the 11th|
|Good one Past||Yep|
|atresac||i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass|
|BNet||maybe you listened to dorass|
|atresac||what's the diff amirite|
|atresac||hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!
i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
|L9||i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy|
|magikarp||who isn't though|
|magikarp||So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice
but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
|atresac||I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.|
|magikarp||Pun sent me
|mistero della mente||get out|
|magikarp||Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.|
|mistero della mente||try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.|
|amir25atw||Cuz i wanted to see all the madden covers and garrison hearst was on the first cover and he bashed the gay esera guy cuz he came out of the closet when he retired and he also took part in the gay gaymes|
|amir25atw||LOL Gay Gaymes good one amir|
|punisher2||is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
i heard its pretty good
|L9||I was thinking of seeing it today
Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
|amir25atw||I wanna see it stoned|
|mistero della mente||if people could die from laughing to death that's a way you will never be able to kill anyone karp.|
|og bubba kush||whos seeing the purge this week
imagine a free day of crime tho
|L9||you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?|
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|mistero della mente||they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in|
|~dr_dude love~||I bet all they trainers will have a karp!|
|mistero della mente||stay in your posts.|
|~dr_dude love~||you fucking suck.|
|xjt22||hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4
|BNet||how could he tell when it was all gone?
oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM