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magikarp BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts

So that we don't luke our shit up.
xjt22 OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING

replace the word reply with "pussy"


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magikarp Have you ever wished you could...

Milk yourself
Amir25atw Its called jacking off.


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BNet Failing a chem test

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ENZO That experience rates an 8 on a scale of 10? Are you sure you didn't mean "failing a statistics test"?


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magikarp Why so dead?

Huh?
ENZO cause BNet unbanned you :(


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~dr_dude love~ School

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Past You probably have no friends


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xjt22 Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."


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Past am i a bully
BNet no, bullies have an impact on people
BNet you're more like a loaf of bread


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BNet "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"


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mistero della mente hey guys!

i updated the mistero article on the wiki to include my history!

say nice things about me on it!
Past No matter how i update mine someone always comes and puts nigger.


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L9 do you have any solution ideas in mind
BNet i didn't read your post :)


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BNet "Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"
Omgsports2 Ur mouth too
BNet xjt schooling me on chocolate over here


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L9 you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?
BNet not even in your secret dildo?
amir25atw its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally


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Yellow Jr. i'm not gay but

there's something about sonics cum...
Yellow Jr. please respond


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magikarp Walnuts ;O? Never had brownies with walnuts.
mistero della mente try some. maybe you're allergic and you'll die.


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Atresac 8/10.
Grecian im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but

thats good right?
xjt22 from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance


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Past i met grecian before any of you actually


who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
L9 syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing
L9 i think the guy was super gay.


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L9 In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)
BNet Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder
BNet or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure


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BNet fuck you karp.

seriously fuck every inch of you.
mistero della mente yeah, fuck darkhiei
darkhiei the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?!


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atresac girl in my sociology class

most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
DIE.
atresac who pronounces "hair" as "heew"

fuck you never talk again.
mistero della mente maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you


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Grecian hey ladies, have you met bnet?
Kazuya Mishima Hey BNet, have you met ladies?


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xjt22 I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me


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Past I am dumb and stupid and gay


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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


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Grecian justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.

so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
Yellow Jr. I fucked Miley and Taylor before.
Past LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.


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punisher2 we need to expand on our mexican culture

EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
magikarp I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.
mistero della mente and 100% gay


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Punisher2 Lets try to make a 100 straight replies of music videos

KGO
atresac ruined.


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magikarp There are cupcakes in the kitchen

And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
BNet Play russian roulette.
L9 And start with six bullets instead of one.


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Shine Shine For Life

My nigs
D banned
punisher2 LOL


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BNet someone

ntrtayn
Amir25atw Only if you return the favor
Amir25atw Wut the fuck it was supposed to be a joke but now i feel like a faggot


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amir25atw i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet

all you live far as hell away from me
og bubba kush ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
og bubba kush and nigga i drive a infiniti


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BNet Alright, the movie we're watching is Who's Your Caddy.

.... Is exactly the message you'll see if you don't get voting on a movie to watch!!!!!!!!!!!
magikarp 1 vote for Billy Madison.
mistero della mente can we vote to not watch something? because i vote we don't watch billy madison, now making that 0 votes for billy madison


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russo go to school corey.
BNet i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp


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L9 just re-bought the same earbuds I was using

and decided I'd take better care of them this time.

the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
BNet try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!
BNet lmfao
BNet hahaha


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magikarp So I come back in after taking my dog out and fucking fall on ice

but it's okay guys, my fat broke my fell.
atresac nice fell.
atresac I assume your gelatinous body is still jiggling from the impact and it made you hit the wrong key by mistake.


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mistero della mente o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive
atresac I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.
mistero della mente get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good


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amir25atw the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces

i never knew that

so like

we had to put it together

like a fuckin bionicle
atresac no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.


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mistero della mente yes you're both trying to be hilarious and antagonise me. but i wouldn't doubt that you actually thought all this being AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHA

now can i go back to watching this? =/
BNet Mistero you're just bitter that we kicked your ass during the Civil War of the 1860s, and again in World War II.

We'll do it again, too.


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punisher2 Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie

well there goes half the viewers for that movie
Grecian yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.
Grecian and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.
Grecian and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.


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xjt22 o she had her period btw
atresac must have been a miscarriage.


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Punisher2 u guys should be lost on and island together

it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
mistero della mente i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
Punisher2 i'd fuck a tree before going that way



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