|Grecian||hey ladies, have you met bnet?|
|Kazuya Mishima||Hey BNet, have you met ladies?|
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
|punisher2||we need to expand on our mexican culture
EVERYONE WHO IS FULL BEANER HERE SHOW NDFORUMS UR PAPERS!
|magikarp||I'm 1/2 mexican and 1/2 black.|
|mistero della mente||and 100% gay|
waking up tomorrow at 6 am just to get my report card from school and then leave
|L9||They don't mail it to you?|
|DuelmonkeyX||they do but i kept forgetting to give them a self addressed envelope|
|Grecian||that is your own fault for being stupid and forgetting, you completely deserve to get up at 6am. in fact, give me your phone number and im going to call you at 4am just to punish you further.|
|mistero della mente||Singularity sounds P NEAT
6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
|BNet||you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell|
|mistero della mente||how about you download my shit right into your mouth|
|BNet||server not found motherfucker|
|Grecian||im not gonna watch any of these videos but
how do you pierce your penis?
|magikarp||You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.|
|LottoBot||Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
|Dan||Back in your cage.|
|punisher2||hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!|
|~dr_dude love~||getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
with 3 other friends =\\
|mistero della mente||maybe it's still in your hand|
|~dr_dude love~||since everyone is here
im going to stream friday the 13th
|Past||Sunday the 11th|
|Good one Past||Yep|
|Grecian||im not really sure how statistics work so bnet will have to confirm for me but
thats good right?
|xjt22||from my rare calculations i would have to say 8/10 is about an 80% chance|
|atresac||1892 points left.|
|atresac||what important events happened in that year?|
|BNet||American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.|
|ENZO||Girl Scout Thin Mints
|atresac||mint chocolate=go to hell.|
|Punisher2||u guys should be lost on and island together
it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
|mistero della mente||i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay|
|Punisher2||i'd fuck a tree before going that way|
|magikarp||Have you ever wished you could...
|Amir25atw||Its called jacking off.|
|Past||You probably have no friends|
|ENZO||I just talked to a mortgage lender.
That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
|magikarp||I'm proud you're doing what most people do.|
|Grecian||Today is Canada day
so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
everything is closed
|atresac||what's a canada
The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!
|yofter_in_paris||ADIDAS are cool
Nike looks like shite by comparison.
ADIDAS makes me look retro. like 80s or 90s. haha
|atresac||i will pay you $20 if you can find a SINGLE PERSON ON **EARTH** who gives a shit.|
|amir25atw||i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
all you live far as hell away from me
|og bubba kush||ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE|
|og bubba kush||and nigga i drive a infiniti|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|ENZO||dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal|
|atresac||i'll be nice to ddl|
|atresac||hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|atresac||shit, i messed up.|
|amir25atw||Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|mistero della mente||o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive|
|atresac||I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.|
|mistero della mente||get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good|
|punisher2||Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn
and i couldnt remember the damn words!
i tried to google them but!
|Punisher2||J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII
mr.o just got angry i bet
|~!unknown1337i~||I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again|
|atresac||that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die
that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
|mistero della mente||sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him|
|xjt22||nah i kept fucking lmfao cuz i was high so i just ended up telling her, she was pissed but she gave in and took the cock =D|
|amir25atw||the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces
i never knew that
we had to put it together
like a fuckin bionicle
|atresac||no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box.|
|xjt22||HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST|
|atresac||it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
just seems like a waste now.
|Punisher2||WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PORN AND I WASNT ALERTED
I HATE U ALL!
except amir cus he ruined it i hear
|atresac||it was Who's Nailin Palin
|atresac||alaska to suck my cock amirite|
|Past||i met grecian before any of you actually
who remembers syxx and exzit those two lived to spam
|L9||syxx told me i reminded him of his younger self, and took me under his wing|
|L9||i think the guy was super gay.|
|punisher2||is it ghey if i wanna see the remake of alice in wonderland?
my mom said i would have to go by myself but i wanna see it lol.
i heard its pretty good
|L9||I was thinking of seeing it today
Its reviews weren't so praising, though.
|amir25atw||I wanna see it stoned|
|Grecian||i cant think of any benefits a girlfriend has that i can't do for myself.|
|L9||You must be pretty flexible.|
|mistero della mente||macs are for losers!|
|BNet||you're a loser!|
|mistero della mente||guess i have a mac then!|
|og bubba kush||whos seeing the purge this week
imagine a free day of crime tho
|L9||you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?|
|Past||does someone have black night rises on dvd?|
|atresac||holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.|
|atresac||it's black night arisen|
|mistero della mente||lol
i nearly gave out my password. im logged in but i typed in my name in the title and my password in the post
|amir25atw||Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.|
|Luke||so i left my hat at some sluts house
get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere
|amir25atw||dont go to sluts houses maybe|
|xjt22||So many ways i can go with this.|
|BNet||Bruhh.. contest will probably be closer to 11 actually
yeah sorry my dad's late getting here D;
|Magikarp||You don't drive?|
|BNet||i do, i don't own a car.|
|mistero della mente||pretend you do and make exaggerated driving noises|