|LottoBot||Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery
|Dan||Back in your cage.|
|punisher2||hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!|
|punisher2||Megan Fox Dropped From Third 'Transformers' Movie
well there goes half the viewers for that movie
|Grecian||yep im done. i didnt even see the second one. i just google images for pictures of sweaty megan fox and enjoyed them for 2 hours instead.|
|Grecian||and by 2 hours i really mean 5 and a half minutes.|
|Grecian||and by 5 and a half minutes i mean i finished up before i even finished typing her name, made a sandwich then fell asleep crying.|
|atresac||1892 points left.|
|atresac||what important events happened in that year?|
|BNet||American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.|
|L9||pun and amir
Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
|xjt22||Whats that =O|
|L9||a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms|
|D||Who has tumblr
Who has tumblr
|L9||Blogging is for losers!|
|D||Well really you can do anything with it. You can make your page a video site or a gallery but it's like a blog type thingy.|
|L9||So it's like MySpace, facebook, and twitter combined.
Sounds gay! I bet you're gay!
US History-32 percent
Pre Algebra-25 percent
Skills for health-14 percent
Computer literacy-20 percent
I stink and am fat.
|Spoon||You're a history buff|
|ENZO||I just talked to a mortgage lender.
That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
|magikarp||I'm proud you're doing what most people do.|
|L9||two trains pull into a station
one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day"
the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!"
|mistero della mente||they've brought out a new pokeball for karp; it has bait inside to lure the pokemon in|
|~dr_dude love~||I bet all they trainers will have a karp!|
|mistero della mente||stay in your posts.|
|~dr_dude love~||you fucking suck.|
|~dr_dude love~||Any of you guys drive here?
|atresac||i don't drive here, the site's within walking distance.|
|amir25atw||Idk about you but if the choice was between Team Edward and Team Gump I'd pick team Gump.|
|Grecian||hey ladies, have you met bnet?|
|Kazuya Mishima||Hey BNet, have you met ladies?|
|~dr_dude love~||We should make a band
|Punisher2||I hate it|
|og bubba kush||whos seeing the purge this week
imagine a free day of crime tho
|L9||you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?|
these quotes stink
|L9||hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys|
|yellow jr.||hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people|
|mistero della mente||yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO|
|BNet||amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID|
|amir25atw||i fucking hate you|
|Punisher2||you spelled the bands name wrong tho|
|BNet||plus isn't "excelling at liberal arts" just a fancy way of saying we're failures.|
|Yellow Jr.||Hey karp
Can you teach me some Spanish
|magikarp||That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".|
|magikarp||Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.|
|L9||No Blue stream? ;_;
|Yellow Jr.||Yeah really? This is the moment I look forward to every night.|
|L9||When you get a girlfriend, she is going to say that to you every night.
Sarcastically. Then she'll break up with you.
|xjt22||could i send my child to europe with you|
|mistero della mente||my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
|BNet||Fuck you for being so dead.
Fuck you for being so dead.
|ENZO||you're not talking to Michael Jackson, are you?|
|~dr_dude love~||eat me|
|mistero della mente||you're like a meal for 12 fuck that|
|xjt22||Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs."|
|magikarp||What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?|
|mistero della mente||helga and barnaby|
|mistero della mente||just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names|
|DuelmonkeyX||GOT MY LICENSE
|magikarp||Good for you, now go get in a car crash.|
|DuelmonkeyX||How about I let you ride with me and you can suck my dick while I drive?|
|magikarp||If that would distract you enough to crash, sure.|
|L9||In other news, I think I may have found what my headaches really really really are being caused by (hopefully)|
|BNet||Spontaneous Brain Explosion Disorder|
|BNet||or something of equally horrible magnitude i'm sure|
|amir25atw||yofter i bet you skinned somebody before aint ya|
|yofter_in_paris||i've done a lot of rough things|
|Past||Karp my lil sister could take you.|
|magikarp||how old's your little sister?|
|amir25atw||I'm going to fuck your sister|
|atresac||starting school monday
|BNet||i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116
or are you just gonna get the transfer credits
|~dr_dude love~||getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
with 3 other friends =\\
|mistero della mente||maybe it's still in your hand|
|xjt22||i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir|
|BNet||I haven't used facebook in almost a year though. I may come back soon :||
|mistero della mente||i rarely used it. only reason i got one was because my brother wanted me to do the surveys/questionaires/quizzes on it, and people ended up adding so i thought 'ah nice'. BUT THEN THEY DONT TALK TO YOU BASTARDA|
|BNet||They don't talk to you because you smell bad, you do not take proper care of yourself hygienically, and you smell terrible.|
|Rinoa||If this is another zubat, I'm going to...
THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THE ROOM
|BNet||Maybe you'll get lucky with a Clefairy or Paras :3|
|atresac||A paras? that's hot.|
|magikarp||Dude, tell your mom to get me some bosco sticks.|
|BNet||i will instead tell my mom to give you negative bosco sticks, so that the next time you get a real bosco stick, you will still be in the negative amount of bosco sticks and therefore will not actually have a bosco stick.|
|magikarp||Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.|
|xjt22||does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?|
|Grecian||im not gonna watch any of these videos but
how do you pierce your penis?
|magikarp||You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.|
|magikarp||how many points does my fleshlight get|
|mistero della mente||my dad should be dead and he's not. kinda annoyed at that.|
|magikarp||Why should he be dead?|
|atresac||because he shot him in the head.|
|atresac||british dads are immortal.|
|Grecian||smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.
and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
|Past||Lol and you tasted Mr clean??|
|Grecian||mr clean is awesome to drink.
i cant believe you never drank it before.
wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.