|Grecian||Today is Canada day
so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and
everything is closed
|atresac||what's a canada
The Magic Number was 1; 11 points!
|BNet||"Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"|
|Omgsports2||Ur mouth too|
|BNet||xjt schooling me on chocolate over here|
|Yellow Jr.||Hey karp
Can you teach me some Spanish
|magikarp||That's spanish for "I'm going to kick your ass".|
|magikarp||Nah but it means "No" in spanish and english. You're welcome, asshole.|
|amir25atw||Sometimes when I drink a slushie i like to think that i'm global warming and the slushie is canada.|
|amir25atw||Going to tennessee be back friday
Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post!
|Punisher2||There's a grand prix track around the corner from my house
all i hear is
WHOOMMMMM WHOOM WHOOOM
|Punisher2||more like grand pricks|
|ENZO||I just talked to a mortgage lender.
That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house.
|magikarp||I'm proud you're doing what most people do.|
|BNet||Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit
|ENZO||dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal|
|L9||you don't have any voice-only tracks? anywhere?|
|BNet||not even in your secret dildo?|
|amir25atw||its not a secret believe me the only place big enough to put it is strapping it on the cieling diagonally|
|mistero della mente||you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does|
|BNet||my salary is literally infinite|
|BNet||my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth|
Why are you so angry
|atresac||well, since you asked|
|Yellow Jr.||No answer|
|atresac||oh look, it's yellow here to explain things.|
|magikarp||Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.|
|xjt22||does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?|
|duelmonkeyx||d fell off|
|Purpngold49er||When was he on tho|
...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7?
|L9||Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7"|
|BNet||ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot|
|Magikarp||I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)
More like rock lobster! Amirite?
|mistero della mente||i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.|
|ENZO||She's Out of My League
I want to fuck the main girl/10
|Past||shes out of your league|
|amir25atw||Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk
For a week
|L9||I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player!|
|amir25atw||Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho|
|L9||You know what's nuts
Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
|Kazuya Mishima||It definitely has its...
|atresac||1892 points left.|
|atresac||what important events happened in that year?|
|BNet||American Indians celebrated 400 years of being murdered.|
|atresac||girl in my sociology class
most annoying voice EVER
and she never SHUTS UP
and it's all such STUPID SHIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "SOUL MATE".
|atresac||who pronounces "hair" as "heew"
fuck you never talk again.
|mistero della mente||maybe she was in the middle of saying hair and then saw you|
|amir25atw||Holy shit i always thought this was the largest forums website fuck this place gaia here i come|
|~dr_dude love~||getting your phone stolen when your at football practice
with 3 other friends =\\
|mistero della mente||maybe it's still in your hand|
|magikarp||how many points does my fleshlight get|
|xjt22||could i send my child to europe with you|
|mistero della mente||my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
|atresac||pikachu's the pokemon everyone feels the need to catch as soon as they see it but no one ever ever ever uses it.|
|L9||I had a level 81 pikachu in Ruby|
|magikarp||I'll show you a 37 year old italian pedophile you fucking asshole, i swear to god i will fuck you in ur ass so hard it'll come out ur dick hole, enjoy.|
|nizzarf||you would want to do that you 10 year old girl. you should find something better to do with your life.|
|magikarp||ur a 10 year old girl? shit i usually do 8 year old girls, i'm steppin up in the world.|
|atresac||more like your forum was left 4 dead|
|Grecian||justin bieber would smack the shit out of yellow.
so would taylor swift and miley cyrus.
|Yellow Jr.||I fucked Miley and Taylor before.|
|Past||LOL Yellow named his right and left hands.|
|L9||pun and amir
Both of you watch Naughty Nautical Neighbors right now.
|xjt22||Whats that =O|
|L9||a documentary on hostile relations between aquatic organisms|
|L9||How did you find this|
|L9||did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket|
|mistero della mente||i bet daniel did it|
|magikarp||My family cooked breakfast and didn't save me any
The fuck kinda shit is that /10
|BNet||in their defense, you blow me|
|BNet||i would cook two breakfasts just to have the satisfaction of including you in neither.|
|magikarp||There are cupcakes in the kitchen
And they're closed, i'm not sure if they're there for something special, should I take a risk?
|BNet||Play russian roulette.|
|L9||And start with six bullets instead of one.|
|L9||mistero as someone who lives across a body of water roughly the size of the lower north american continent what do you make of all this immigration business we have down here|
|mistero della mente||well it brought ddl into your country, so
pretty much the worst thing that can happen to america
|mistero della mente||i don't actually know if ddl has mexican ancestry, but i don't like ddl|
|amir25atw||i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
all you live far as hell away from me
|og bubba kush||ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE|
|og bubba kush||and nigga i drive a infiniti|
|atresac||I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration.|
|atresac||Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh|
|atresac||the master sword is conservatism.|
|atresac||the lava is income tax.|
|Past||You probably have no friends|
|atresac||wait there is going to be a live-actio smurfs MOVIE WHAT.|
|atresac||this may end up being the best thing to ever happen to cinema.|
|Punisher2||more like avatar part 2 rite|
|magikarp||Me, magikarp always has sex with men|
|Amir25atw||LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT|
|magikarp||Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?|
|xjt22||I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me|
|atresac||like an infection|
|Dan||Like a urinary tract infection.|
|BNet||I have three of those.
My sister gave them to me.