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xjt22 HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST
atresac it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday

just seems like a waste now.


Quote: #368
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L9 do you have any solution ideas in mind
BNet i didn't read your post :)


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Grass yo

whats up
ENZO Why haven't you drowned yourself yet


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magikarp Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck
xjt22 WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN
Unknown 1337 I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face


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~dr_dude love~ since everyone is here

im going to stream friday the 13th
Past Sunday the 11th
Good one Past Yep


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magikarp Who the fuck likes peeps?

I mean seriously, I got some in my easter basket. That's like getting candy corn on Halloween.
BNet *watches kaz write this post as part of his stand-up routine*
BNet except he added "am i right people?" and "break for applause"
atresac *am i right peeps?


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LottoBot Getting to make 1 post a week about some stupid lottery

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Dan Back in your cage.
punisher2 hey you work on your decimals and they you will get more than 1 post a week!


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atresac hey karp, you should talk to my good man bnet about watching friends together!

i hear he's a real big fan of hit sitcom friends!
L9 i hear hes a big fan of queer eye for the straight guy
magikarp who isn't though


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magikarp BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts

So that we don't luke our shit up.
xjt22 OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING

replace the word reply with "pussy"


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
ENZO dick balls suck jizz cock erection woody blowjob mistero penis anal


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Past does someone have black night rises on dvd?
atresac holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
atresac it's black night arisen


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magikarp how many points does my fleshlight get


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Past I am dumb and stupid and gay


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punisher2 Lawl i just voiced happy birthday to daniel on msn

and i couldnt remember the damn words!

i tried to google them but!

lol


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Magikarp I just got done eating mock lobster (I'm going to say the same thing in the post that was deleted)

More like rock lobster! Amirite?
mistero della mente i saw this post before it got deleted and was going to say "more like cock. and that's it" but instead i chose to masturbate and when i came back the post was gone.


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atresac like an infection
Dan Like a urinary tract infection.
BNet I have three of those.

My sister gave them to me.

:X.


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mistero della mente Singularity sounds P NEAT

[tl;dr]

6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT
BNet you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell
mistero della mente how about you download my shit right into your mouth
BNet server not found motherfucker


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Grecian im not gonna watch any of these videos but

how do you pierce your penis?
magikarp You give me a needle to put in my mouth and let me suck your dick.


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Grecian hey ladies, have you met bnet?
Kazuya Mishima Hey BNet, have you met ladies?


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yofter mofter kofter I am alive.

*sigh* yeah..
magikarp That's too bad, try to fix it.


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Grecian smirfnoff is shit, it tastes like shit.

and the lemon stuff tastes like mr clean.
Past Lol and you tasted Mr clean??
Grecian mr clean is awesome to drink.

i cant believe you never drank it before.

try it.

wash it down with javex and then shoot yourself in the face.


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mistero della mente o. sac you can have my computer it just needs a new hard drive
atresac I'm getting a new one soon and it's going to KILL EVERYTHING.
mistero della mente get a mac i heard they have heat seaking virus busting capabilities super powered hot rod inducing no wires runs on self sustaining cool guy who wears cool clothes mac its supposed to be good


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Punisher2 J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII

mr.o just got angry i bet
~!unknown1337i~ I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
atresac that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die

that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
mistero della mente sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him


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L9 HERE AT NDF, WE LIKE TO SIMULATE PARTIES


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punisher2 guys help me find my remote u assholes
amir25atw Did you look in the fridge. Always look in the fridge.


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BNet "Metapod" is metapod for "yes"


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magikarp Me, magikarp always has sex with men
Amir25atw LOL WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
magikarp Why the fuck did bnet have to turn this one right then?


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BNet Make me happy in under 10 words doit doit

doit
DuelmonkeyX You're not as fat as my real life friends.


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Russo I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD.
BNet i barely know her head


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~dr_dude love~ im going to stream

anything you use want!

PIC NAO
~dr_dude love~ fuck, you guys*
BNet well fuck you too!


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BNet no offense past but

i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you


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~dr_dude love~ getting your phone stolen when your at football practice

1/10

with 3 other friends =\\
mistero della mente maybe it's still in your hand


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L9 You know what's nuts

Percocet is a pretty potent little drug
Kazuya Mishima It definitely has its...

percs.
magikarp Good lord.


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Punisher2 kiss my ass knicks suck
xjt22 we do suck lol


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magikarp Did you guys know Stevie Wonder is from Michigan? I didn't.
xjt22 does stevie wonder know hes from michigan?


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L9 mistero as someone who lives across a body of water roughly the size of the lower north american continent what do you make of all this immigration business we have down here
mistero della mente well it brought ddl into your country, so

pretty much the worst thing that can happen to america
mistero della mente i don't actually know if ddl has mexican ancestry, but i don't like ddl


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Punisher2 u guys should be lost on and island together

it'd be interesting to see who would kill who first.
mistero della mente i think with the lack of interesting women we would all turn gay
Punisher2 i'd fuck a tree before going that way


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atresac the "view" tab

worthless piece of garbage/10
mistero della mente why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole


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Past Karp my lil sister could take you.
magikarp how old's your little sister?
Past 8
amir25atw I'm going to fuck your sister


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BNet someone get a magic number in this post so i can see if it worked
BNet hint: it's 45
L9 Can you give us another hint



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