|Punisher2||The one bad quality about this place is
my mom before i came told me to make sure i say thank you for things and so i have been like when my aunt makes me food or something.
But see yesterday she woke me up at 9 am after i stayed up late to give me breakfast, when i couldve just woke up later and then ate before doing whatever i had to do for the day.
I was tired all day because of that which is funny because she said that she wouldn't chase me around about wut to eat and wutnot because im a grown man i can make stuff for myself etc'
im with that though i dont always need a cooked meal when i wake up, i can eat cereal too.
|L9||mention to her the night before that you might go to bed kinda late so you're gonna sleep in|
|Punisher2||the heartbleed bug?
A newly discovered bug in widely used Web encryption technology has affected many major websites. The security bug, named Heartbleed, may impact secure Web servers. Cox Web services including MyAccount, MyConnection, Webmail, Internet Tools, and Phone Tools are not impacted by this issue. For more information, visit
this from my isp though you pals might wanna check out ur stuff though!
|BNet||It affected NDForums as well.
I'm sorry guys, but all of your credit cards have been stolen by me, BNet.
|BNet||Pun, I am enjoying an all-expense paid trip to the Bahamas as we speak.|
|BNet||Pun, for that sarcastic remark, I am traveling to all competing resorts in the area and booking non-refundable suites for dates spanning the next 6 weeks.|
|~dr_dude love~||My current situation.
So you have been probably been wondering, "Hey wheres DDL??" "gosh! I miss how he blessed us with his glory and honor of attending such site" well yeah I recently moved to a p nice apartment for the time being. (reasons that will not be explained because my dad is dumb) but yeah had to move out of the old maxypad to a semi nice maxypad. I have to whore some fucks wifi to get online and do homework and shit. Tried using a hotspot app from cydia but 3G blows to the max so yeah. I also got to connect my laptop to the house computer monitor because the screen backlight is shot. I probably wont be posting much here until I move into the new house in couple months (2 tops but ehhhhhhhhhh who knows) But yeah I hope you enjoyed a laugh out of my expense. Hope to see you guys in hell soon baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
|BNet||seriously, who is this.|
|duelmonkeyx||Man fuck ddl|
|mistero della mente||only reason i clicked the link to this post was because i thought it was spoon
shut up ddl
|magikarp||I tried to do a handstand in my bedroom
Got on my hands, started swinging my legs, sliced my forehead on my bed frame, landed on my neck. I thought I was paralyzed for a second until I moved. Whoo, what a relief right guys?
|BNet||god forbid you end up in a wheelchair|
|Punisher2||i want some mini coke now...|
|L9||whenever I see the normal-sized cans now I'm so jarred by the size.|
|magikarp||I give the bitches the same effect but instead of cans it's actually my cock|
|L9||After seeing your cock for a while, they're jarred by how huge normal-sized ones appear?|
Why do you keep correcting everyone whenever possible? Just because members of your site, note YOUR site, aren't always grammatically correct, doesn't mean you should constantly be correcting them. I'm willing to bet that a few of them could be below par when it comes to knowledge of the english language and grammar in particular, and when one of their e-friends continuously points out that they're wrong and therefore less of an intellectual than you are, especially when that particular e-friend happens to have made this website and administrates it, they probably feel hurt and may at some point want to stop posting when that e-friend is around in order to stop being unrightfully corrected and told that they are wrong. Or perhaps even decide to stop coming to your site altogether. You seem to feel you're the only human with the capacity to type up messages using proper english and grammar, thus creating a false sense of entitlement with which boosts your ego that you hide behind, creating a Battle Netmaster who acts like an asshole and picks and prods at any person who may make a grammatical error on his website. You should act with humility. Instead of being selfish, be selfless. You more than likely hurt a lot of peoples feelings whom weren't as fortunate as you were to have opportunities to be taught properly and have a good environment to be taught in whilst in their developmental stages. You were bullied as a child I'm assuming, and you now know why those children probably said those heinous insults to you. Because you, too, are now experiencing the feeling of being more powerful than someone whilst bringing them down without a care for their feelings. And you can only achieve this feeling of power whilst hiding behind a computer, taunting people whom consider you a friend...
In other words, you're a dick sometimes. But what's up bro? Get to work on a mobile ND.
|L9||Is this post the new "read"?|
|BNet||true that was a lots of thing i had to correcting lmao|
|sesstehking||Since 9 of those corrections were not technically incorrect, they shall stay and you shall look at them knowing you wasted your time attempting to correct. Though I'm sure you achieved the erection you sought after that you usually get from correcting your fellow NDForum-goers. And two of the grammatical infractions were due to me typing on my phone.
But, #1: "that was a lots of thing" is incorrect.
#2: "i had to correcting" is also incorrect.
As well as the capitalization of the beginning of the sentence as well as "I" due to it being a proper noun.
But I love you bruh. Who's this L9 kid?
|PurpNgold49er||l9 is the kid that thought bnet grammar|
|BNet||Past, I Believe The Word You Are Looking For Is "Taught".|
|L9||God, I love being more intelligent than most people.|
|BNet||l9 mucho faggo LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry l9|
|PurpNgold49er||el nueve es joto|
|Punisher2||im just happy that someone who isn't pun got called dumb.
Congrats sess you can be that guy now!
|sesstehking||Not only do we go way back Net, but I'm also smarter than 85%-90% of the dumbasses on this site.
And when did he call me dumb Pun?
AND I'm flattered you have a bulletin board dedicated to me. Do you still have the picture i sent you of me just cupping my cock'n'balls whilst my feet were aimed to the sky, thus resulting in a perfect brown eye shot? It was from way back when we were spamming and you quit while I was just really starting to develop spammers with PHP and such. Yet we continued to talk on AIM consistantly and constantly.
I was always too embarrassed to say anything but...I really liked talking to you...I think it was more than just e-buddies chatting. There was chemistry...
|BNet||Hey Sess! Couple things:
1. You're of average intelligence =\\
|sesstehking||Well, I'd be insulted if you were fully capable of judging my intellect. However, you've never met me just like I've never met you. Thus all I can be certain of is that you 1: know how to teach yourself web designing languages, which I was fully capable o doing and more than likely and more than capable now, and that 2: you're well spoken and have an above par vocabulary consisting of a wide array of properly used terminology and are not grammatically inferior to anyone on NDForums as far as I know.
I do 't understand why you wish to insult me, however...
|BNet||Sess, how is average an insult? There's nothing wrong with being average, bud -pats head-|
|purpngold49er||you wouldnt be talking anything on kobe anymore if you saw me|
|purpngold49er||i would fuck you up if i was little indian kid nigga you soft|
|xjt22||I JUST SCREAMED|
|xjt22||I AM SICK AND TIRED|
|xjt22||IM GETTIN MY 100 POINTS AND LEAVING FUCK THIS SITE|
|~!unknown1337i~||how a plane just dissappears is beyond me
|~!unknown1337i~||At this point I'm thinking it blew up|
|Punisher2||what about a distress signal?|
|xjt22||Yo what if the plane is still in the air??|
|purpngold49er||dimension unparrarel open up during warp speed|
|xjt22||Past always outpasts me :/|
|L9||lyrics aren't music|
|purpngold49er||music is instruments that form a tune and the human voice is the number #1 instrument|
|L9||i'm saying the words are more important than the voice of the person who delivers them, capiche?|
|L9||now that's deep|
|amir25atw||why is anybody arguing with a guy that wuld roll up to a pokemon yellow concert|
|purpngold49er||Fuck all that , the dirtiest bitchs do that and give the bitch that wants to dome you some herpes you dont want that. There better out just making out on my dick, then passing each other herpes.|
|purpngold49er||ok ill try to sound as white as possible
so dude there is like this chick i was trying to hook up with but she got drunk and starting making out with becky the neighborhood slut who we all know has a sexually transmitted disease , cause it was the "cool" thing to do, so now im like hold on you cant suck my dick anymore cause you just made out with the garbage truck im good.
So I dont condone girls kissing girls cause some dirty std slut will come along and give them a monster called herpes, when they could of been totally making out with my wiener and been safe. But now we have a herpes epidemic and shortening of head givers cause of that blasphemy.
|xjt22||need advice? got any questions for me or ddl? ask here and we will respond with a video!
|mistero della mente||who smells the worst on ndf and why is it bnet|
|xjt22||i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir|
|duelmonkeyx||what would you do
So i was walking to my car after class ended today and this girl i had class with a year and a half ago says hey to me. we dont really know each other that well but we just talk whenever we see each other. Then we start talking and we end up in her car because its cold outside. then randomly she asks me what her name is and im like wtf i dont know. i was hoping the name would pop up in my head but its not a common name because shes indian. I usually forget the persons name within 5 seconds of meeting somebody new because im too focused on saying my name.
anyways what would you niggas have done?
|magikarp||As soon as she asked what her name was you should have been like "Did you hit your head? Do you have Amnesia? RUHHHHH ROOOHHHHH WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL ASAP" then push her out of her car, get in the driver's seat, tell her to get into the passenger seat quick or else you're driving to the hospital without her.|
|xjt22||Russel wilson is a cute indian|
|BNet||no offense past but
i would rather hire zaza to moderate my site than you
|mistero della mente||hes a great friend i enjoy his company
please l9 correct my grammar i need it please
|Punisher2||he doesnt correct me anymore so hes been more enjoyable lately.
or maybe i have been less dumb, who knows?
|BNet||maybe he's given up hope|
|Theheight||You guys should just let me win the lottery every week|
|L9||Fuck off, TheHeight! Nobody fucking asked you!|
|Theheight||Nobody asked anything at all|
|L9||Shut the fuck up, little pussy faggot.|
|Theheight||Aww did I offend you L9? Continue to call me things over an internet forum, I'm sure that is really going to get to me eventually.|
|L9||You act like you're hot shit, but you're nothing but a little bitch ass. For real. Fucking no-life, punkass little kid.|
|L9||Dude, I feel fucking sorry for you. Real talk.|
|Theheight||Ugh surely there is someone on NDForums that is better at trolling than you, I'm sure even Punisher could do a better job than you right now and he seems like the nicest guy on this site too.|
|Theheight||Do I need to give you some info to work with? Maybe to actually get you started?|
|L9||What info do I need? You're a pussy-ass with no life and no friends.|
|Theheight||What the fuck is a pussy-ass? Haha like that isn't even an insult I have no idea what that even is supposes to be implying. And here is your chance to really get it started. Go ahead and tell me what leads you to believe I have no life and no friends.|
|Theheight||And if you try to say I am a "pussy-ass" ever again then you automatically lose.|
|L9||You can keep talking smack about me but that won't help you lose your virginity or cure your micropenis.|
|Theheight||Oh I knew the penis jokes were going to come into play eventually. I think the only thing left you have in your sorry little arsenal now is to make some bad insult about my mom, right?|
|L9||Your life was a bad insult to your mom.|
|Theheight||Hmm I still have yet to hear one good remark that actually was clever enough to affect me. Should I start using really bad grammar because that might be able to give you a fresh start? Or do you just want to give up for the night, Google some new insults and try again tomorrow?|
|L9||Man, I should waste your faggot ass. Fucking bitch.|
|Theheight||You say that as if it's not what you've been trying to do for the past 30 minutes|
|L9||If we could go head to head I'd pound your cute, round, pink little ass.|
|Theheight||To be honest, if we met head to head, you would only come up to about my shoulders at best. And if you feel like coming up to Tallahassee anytime by all means come because it would be absolutely hilarious hearing you say these things actually to my face and not over the internet.|
|L9||You'll be my Tallahassee Lassie, and I'll ride you all night long.|
|Theheight||Alright well this has gotten to the point where I am starting to truly feel embarrassed for you. If you ever try something like this again later I am probably just going to pretend to be offended so you don't have to end up at this desperate point ever again.|
|Theheight||Haha have a good night.|
|L9||Wow man, you are completely pathetic. Do you just sit around on the internet and shit-talk people all day? Do you have any life at all? (Wait, scratch that. I already know the answer. To that one.)|
|L9||just re-bought the same earbuds I was using
and decided I'd take better care of them this time.
the bass isn't as good with these new ones though for some reason. :^(
|BNet||try adding a little lemon seasoning to your bass!|
|PurpNGold49er||lets be real tho none of you know the american hustle no one here|
|xjt22||Past is such a robot with his typical replies|
|PurpNGold49er||the anti hustlers|
|amir25atw||you prolly had to hustle hard 2 ge TV that underwear model exposure|
|Yellow Jr.||Hey L9
I bet you haven't even read all the Harry Potter books and you go on like you know English so fucking good you ain't know shit from a brick
|L9||Shut up. I know English great. My English is great.|
|PurpNGold49er||l9 > bnet
as far as english
but bnet > l9 everything other then that
|BNet||Excuse me, Past, but I believe you mean "everything other thin that." Thin is used for comparison, you Neanderthal.|
|PurpNGold49er||stop being mad l9 is better at english|
|BNet||Please, please reconsider! I know a lot (two words) of English words that are in the dictionary, I know so many grammars, I write professional books.|
|BNet||I was once praised with the following: "Knows a lot (two words) of English words that are in the dictionary, knows so many grammars, writes professional books."|
|Punisher2||whoo im in ndfs top most quote
|Punisher2||I guess the better way to put it would be latest quote.
but yeah i dont go to see it alot but when i do i go to see if i made any.
|BNet||i, too, sometimes wonder if i'm hilarious|
|Punisher2||is it true that family gun killed off brian?
|PurpNGold49er||they will probably bring him back in a time machine later on or something , there just trying to get ratings up|
|Punisher2||the video i watched showed them destroyin the time machine|
|Punisher2||and he was already replaced with a new dog what would they just have 2 dogs now? nah brians dead.
im thinking the writers were unhappy with the voice actor but i really dunno really weird thing tho i always thought cartoon characters were safe, i mean do they even age on family guy?
|amir25atw||brians voice actor is seth macfarlane|
|xjt22||Art class trolling help me out fellers
Your task this week is to bring in one, or more, examples of what you consider "ideal beauty". Collect images of people, places, and objects that you think fit the definition of "pleasing to the eye". You are also asked to write a short statement about what you consider to be beautiful.
NDF this up guys!
|BNet||bring like, 45 pictures of yourself and write about each one individually
insist on presenting them to the class even if there's no presentation involved
|BNet||bring a box that is cut open on one end and closed on the other. wear a really long shirt and pull your pants down to your thighs. then go up and tell them your ideal beauty is in the box. then turn around and cram your buttox snugly into the box through the open end. then reveal the contents of the box to your fellow classmates.|
|Og Bubba Kush||i heard a cj reference
some random famaly og was talking to another og and said "you know og johnson stubborn as hell", also denise is franklins aunt and that was cjs girlfriend.
|xjt22||i heard hes in the game|
|Og Bubba Kush||no sign of him in gta 4 it said he died in a newspaper|
|atresac||that's dumb. how could cj fit into a newspaper???|
|BNet||hehe (possible BB spoilers)
deseraimp (10:34:04 PM): "you killed hank!" what a little dumbass
deseraimp (10:34:07 PM): what an idiot for not knowing what really happened
deseraimp (10:34:09 PM): what a fucking moron
deseraimp (10:34:15 PM): what if walt just went
deseraimp (10:34:18 PM): "thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right!!!!!!!!"
josh has a posse (10:34:28 PM): i know how does he not know it was the nazis it's the oldest trick in the book
josh has a posse (10:34:32 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:34:35 PM): he says it like
josh has a posse (10:34:36 PM): no
josh has a posse (10:34:38 PM): not like
josh has a posse (10:34:40 PM): he literally
josh has a posse (10:34:41 PM): has
josh has a posse (10:34:44 PM): meowth's voice
deseraimp (10:34:46 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:35:01 PM): "you killed uncle hank" meeowth, dat's right!
josh has a posse (10:35:12 PM): talks like meowth the rest of the series
josh has a posse (10:35:26 PM): 'not really sure what vince was going for with this decision'
deseraimp (10:35:37 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:35:40 PM): "yes I did, junior. and you know what i said before i killed him?" "stop!" "i said.... HEY HANK. I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH A GUN AND KILL YOU."
josh has a posse (10:35:55 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:36:04 PM): just imagine the writing plummets
deseraimp (10:36:04 PM): just
deseraimp (10:36:10 PM): absolute amateur garbage
deseraimp (10:36:12 PM): just for the last episode
deseraimp (10:36:20 PM): like they got busy and had an intern write it
josh has a posse (10:36:36 PM): not a single contraction the entire episode
deseraimp (10:36:41 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:36:57 PM): people actually
josh has a posse (10:36:58 PM): say
josh has a posse (10:37:01 PM): what they are doing
josh has a posse (10:37:03 PM): and what is happening
josh has a posse (10:37:13 PM): "jesse, stop pointing that gun at me, put it down"
josh has a posse (10:37:25 PM): "no! i am not going to stop pointing the gun at you"
deseraimp (10:37:38 PM): "Walter White I do not like what you did where you told the nazis they could take me back to their house and then they killed andrea! I am now going to shoot you with a gun!"
josh has a posse (10:37:53 PM): [JESSE holds a gun and points it at WALT. He does not put the gun down.]
deseraimp (10:38:20 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:38:29 PM): Walt: "Please, whatever you do Jesse Pinkman, do not shoot me in the Family."
josh has a posse (10:38:39 PM): "the episode takes a strange turn when there is a 30 minute montage of jesse trying to suck his down dick while in captivity"
josh has a posse (10:39:04 PM): his own
josh has a posse (10:39:06 PM): not down
deseraimp (10:39:07 PM): while "livin in the sunlight, lovin in the moonlight, havin a wonderful time!" plays in the background
josh has a posse (10:39:11 PM): LOL!
deseraimp (10:39:27 PM): they need a scene with Yackety Sax
deseraimp (10:39:29 PM): preferably the final shootout
deseraimp (10:39:31 PM): it's all like
josh has a posse (10:39:32 PM): LOL!
deseraimp (10:39:33 PM): sped up to 15 fps
josh has a posse (10:39:38 PM): walt chasing the nazis
josh has a posse (10:39:40 PM): jesse chasing walt
deseraimp (10:39:42 PM): fucking
deseraimp (10:39:45 PM): scooby doo style
josh has a posse (10:39:45 PM): all of them running through doors
josh has a posse (10:39:48 PM): coming out of other doors
deseraimp (10:39:52 PM): ^
josh has a posse (10:39:55 PM): walt runs out, stands in the hallway
josh has a posse (10:39:58 PM): in his briefs
josh has a posse (10:40:00 PM): scratching his head
josh has a posse (10:40:05 PM): runs into another door
deseraimp (10:40:23 PM): "Dowwwwwwww Jesse you come back here!" "Catch me if you can hehehehe"
josh has a posse (10:40:26 PM): jesse runs out, he's wearing walt's pants
deseraimp (10:40:33 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:40:43 PM): gus fring runs out
deseraimp (10:40:45 PM): walt comes out and jesse's pants are on his head
josh has a posse (10:40:46 PM): adjusts his tie
josh has a posse (10:40:47 PM): falls over
deseraimp (10:41:08 PM): tuco's ghost makes a cameo
deseraimp (10:41:09 PM): just like
deseraimp (10:41:11 PM): tickles people
josh has a posse (10:41:12 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:41:17 PM): shooting eye lasers
josh has a posse (10:41:22 PM): or whatever the fuck powers he has
josh has a posse (10:41:47 PM): vince gilligan runs out, looks at the camera, gives a comical and exaggerated shrug like "whaddaya gonna do?"
deseraimp (10:42:01 PM): oh my god my face hurts
josh has a posse (10:42:05 PM): the cast of low winter sun shows up
deseraimp (10:42:08 PM): LMAO!
josh has a posse (10:42:10 PM): all the other parties shoot them
deseraimp (10:42:12 PM): "Please watch our show!!!"
josh has a posse (10:42:16 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:42:36 PM): "hey isn't this our timeslo-" *bang*
deseraimp (10:42:52 PM): oh my god
deseraimp (10:42:53 PM): i would be
deseraimp (10:42:57 PM): so happy in a way if the final ep were like that
deseraimp (10:42:58 PM): just
deseraimp (10:43:03 PM): completely asinine
deseraimp (10:43:04 PM): vince is just like
deseraimp (10:43:11 PM): fuck you all ha ha this was a stupid show anyway
deseraimp (10:43:13 PM): we wrote it in a day
josh has a posse (10:43:38 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:43:39 PM): "pfff how about he spends an entire fucking episode trying to kill a fly" "cut and print"
josh has a posse (10:43:41 PM): the entire show
josh has a posse (10:43:44 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:43:59 PM): "how does he beat gus" "HE EXPLODES" "awesome"
|magikarp||My xbox overheats within 20 minutes of playing
NOTHING'S AROUND IT OKAY FUCK THIS SHIT I'M THINKING ABOUT JUST RECORDING ME SMASHING IT TO FUCKING BITS BECAUSE IF I CAN'T PLAY 2K I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT
|xjt22||can i have it|
|BNet||can i sniff it|
|Yellow Jr.||can I fuck it|
|Punisher2||can i throw it|
|magikarp||so i was watching British Asian pornstar hannah shaw
And i was about to bust and for some reason I always try to fuck myself over like idk why so right before i bust i put misteros face on her body while she's talking in her British accent and if you're in that zone where you're about to bust nd stop you can't really just restart ya know winners don't quit so I just had to stroke it fast as fuck ya know and man it felt like i was gonna have a goddamn heart attack like i think when i came i met jesus
|atresac||i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass|
|BNet||maybe you listened to dorass|
|atresac||what's the diff amirite|
|BNet||my salary is literally infinite|
|BNet||my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth|
|atresac||list of pokes that can mega evolve
interestingly they have a pseudo-legendary mega evolution from every previous gen, except for V. i guess they realize haxorus is just an objectively better pokemon than hydreigon.
|xjt22||no joleton huh fuck this|
|atresac||actually in an unprecedented move, gamefreak has completely retconned jolteon out of the national dex. sylveon will take its spot instead.|