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Yellow Jr. Who's close to Mississippi and wants to link up

Cause I'm here
atresac if i lived in mississippi, upon hearing you were there, i would move as far away as i possibly could.

in fact, i just checked and on the opposite side of the planet of mississippi is the middle of the indian ocean with no sign of land for hundred of miles. i would move there, and then kill myself.
atresac the inescapable fact that, at some point in the universe's 14 billion year lifespan, at least one atom that currently makes up my body, and one atom that currently makes up yours, would have existed in the same physical structure, keeps me awake for nights on end, and makes me want to die.
atresac if god existed and came down to me, stepping his divine-ass bare-footed godfeet on this turgid dirt rock that is the regrettable home of brady "yellow" jr and told me that he would, without drawback or any consequence of temporal paradox, end all suffering, world hunger, make hitler never rise to power, make slavery never exist, cure all diseases, and make it so everyone who ever lived or will live knew nothing but joy and happiness, all on the single condition that i spend one afternoon with you in bumfuck missi-fucking-ssippi.

i would tell him i am an atheist.


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duelmonkeyx shut the fuck up kelly god damn
Omgsports2 Wen r u going to japan

The Magic Number was 10; 15 points!
duelmonkeyx I changed my mind. Im going to Madrid and then Paris so I can be BILL9 in paris
Omgsports2 Ur such a pussy y not go bak 2 ur roots!!! Ur home land!!!
duelmonkeyx Bitch you go back to the homeland then. Ebola waiting for you


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Punisher2 Amir, Karp, Kelly

Amir's a fag, don't ever trust him.

karp is the worst thing that ever happened to ndf he's like a really bad shit when you look back in the toilet after eating a burrito.

Kelly, is a sellout and faggot too.

Kelly calls amir and karp gay behind their back.

its a vicious cycle how all you guys talk shit behind each others back but i'm done with it. Amir and karp are the king of this though ever since they came together. All of you are fake as fuck.
magikarp LMAO the fuck
magikarp i haven't talked to you in like three years, little boy
Punisher2 i wouldnt want to talk to trash like you
Punisher2 you look down on people.
Punisher2 go stare at the big fucking post of yourself you fucking faggot.
magikarp Do u even lift faggot
Punisher2 I don't care about that stuff.

Your the one whos full of himself you need to lift or you'll feel like a small little man.

You'll be the dude who gets looked at by dudes like you (now) and wondered why such a ugly little dude has a better girl than you when your SO AWESOME, but you're still ugly.
magikarp Take your ol pizza face lookin ass back to papa johns
Punisher2 throw yourself into the garbage where you fit in better.
magikarp >>11<

Dude your whole life's garbo. you're 24 and afraid to fucking get a job and live a real life i can't believe Im actually arguing with some bitch who's main 3 priorities in life are jerking it, video games, and sleeping.

Im not even trying to be a dick but instead of bitching about us go get some fuckin ambition you poor excuse for a human
magikarp Pun if you dont hop off my dick Im gonna post something you dont want me to post here. now please quit acting like a little bitch, thank you.
Omgsports2 e's like a really bad shit when you look back in the toilet after eating a burrito.



Lmaooooo
magikarp Shut up Kelly ya fuckin turd
Omgsports2 Man whatever man I don't even like u guys
magikarp

really? :(
Omgsports2 OH IM KARP OOOO I HAVE REAL LIFE FRIENDS OOOO I LOST WEIGHT YEA I GO TO THE HYM DO U EEN LIFT OOOO MY ONLINE FRIENDS R INSIGNIFICANT FUCK YOU I CANT BEAT YOUR BROTHER IN MADDEN WITH THE JAGUARS ANYMORE CUZ UR A FUCK!!!!'n
Omgsports2 MADDEN IS LIFE AND U AND UR BROTHER R RUINING IT
Omgsports2 BREAKING NEWS DDL CALLED US CHILDISH FOR BEEFING OVER MADDEN


YES THE MAN THAT CONSTANTLY USES POOR HARD WORKING MOTHERS NETFLIX ACCOUNTS CALLED US CHILDISH PEOPLE!!
amir25atw ok


Quote: #422
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magikarp Its funny because you wouldnt even talk to me face to face like this. Im not even saying I'd beat your ass but like, you're actually AFRAID of people. it's sad, your whole existence is sad, really.
Punisher2 i've been hit before.

why would i be scared.
magikarp And plus you jerk off in your aunts panties and call your best friend a nigger. that's fucked up LMAO
Punisher2 the post is true i would yell it loud and proud if i ever saw you.

your a piece of dirt
magikarp Pun you're fuckin weird man

idk
Punisher2 you drink your own piss you inbred little faggot
Punisher2 ill piss in your mouth if you want you gay little piece of shit


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BNet I made cookies.

Would anyone like a cookies?
L9 They look great. I wish I could make cookies.
BNet it's easy
L9 bigger fish to fry, so to speak
BNet oh i get it, L9. you're too fucking good to make cookies. yeah, okay. yeah, be a fucking asshole, sure.
Punisher2 yeah they sure look nice outside but they are loaded with boogers in actuality.

my mother always told me looks weren't everything, and now i see this to be true.
BNet pun if you ever speak again, i'll throw you away.


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magikarp so last night i found out I have a twin brother

When we were born my parents weren't able to take care of us both. a married couple in Atlanta were interested in one of us and drove to Michigan while my mom was pregnant and they stayed in touch until she had me and my brother. when we were born my parents and the couple felt it was best to raise us as our own person, not to let us know we had a twin until we were old enough. our parents stayed in touch this entire time and i guess a week ago they told Ben (my twin) and last night my mom told me. Im gonna talk to him tonight. My mom told me his interests and its funny for the most part we like the same music and movies but he has a pretty thick southern accent
atresac if there are two karps i am killing myself right now because this isn't what i signed on for when i entered this plane of existence.


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magikarp What ever happened to Sess?

I never really talked to him but I remember when we put my dog down and I was really depressed about it he made a post and said he loved me haha he was cool
L9 He's just on another hiatus. He pops back in every now and then.
Og Bubba Kush idk bnet was a asshole he banned him and sess aint the type to kiss your ass, if you dont like him he dont fuck with you lol sess is a cool dude tho one of the realest people i ever met on the internet but like l9 said he might be locked up again cause he did have a case coming up.
L9 Right, I mentioned his upcoming case in my post.


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magikarp So I ate a ghost pepper, then rubbed my hands on my dick

Eating the ghost pepper was bad enough, I couldn't talk or breathe, I would go to talk and it would just be mumbo jumbo. My veins were sticking out in my head and I felt like I was having a heart attack. Have that all on video.

Then that pain went away and was like "I wonder what my dick would feel like" and just rubbed my hands on my dick and this is the worst pain I've ever been in.
magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
Punisher2 americas funniest home videos
mistero della mente americas most disturbing home videos
mistero della mente americas bleach your eyes out home videos
BNet americas got talent


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Punisher2 rice krispies
duelmonkeyx the cereal or the marshmallow bar
Punisher2 marshmellow bar sounds interesting i may need to try this.
Punisher2 wait u mean they make these with mash mellows too? I need to try that kind.
Punisher2 or is there already marshmellows in that? if so i never noticed them.
duelmonkeyx thats how they're stuck together
Punisher2 oh i never knew that.


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magikarp I'd rather go through eating the ghost pepper three times than feel this pain on my cock
atresac you should put it in a wood chipper to ease the pain


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BNet "Cocoa puffs turns everything chocolaty, even the milk!"
Omgsports2 Ur mouth too
BNet xjt schooling me on chocolate over here


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atresac i'll be nice to ddl
atresac hey ddl, have a nice daFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT EVERY!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!! DICK ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
atresac shit, i messed up.


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purpngold49er xjt i can help you too dumbass im about to be 26
Omgsports2 yea your a 26 year old who talks about sports with 19 year olds who you uses to prostitute out as spammers on a gaming website, lets not forget you but fake jerseys out of vans, you need to get out of the house and find a better life u hikkomori prick


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~!unknown1337i~ I just drank an entire can of fanta orange soda.

It was great.
atresac whoa, a WHOLE CAN????

look out guys! unknown is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
atresac i mean, gosh, a whole can... that's like..... 12 ounces!!! twelve WHOLE fluid ounces!!! holy MOLEY!!
atresac that's a whopping 160 calories!
atresac and forty-four grams of sugar, FIFTEEN PERCENT of your daily recommended dosage!
atresac not to mention the fifty-five milligrams of sodium, a jaw-dropping two percent of your daily recommended allowance!
atresac unknown, you MUST be yanking me when you are telling me you consumed a can consisting of a mixture of Carbonated water, sugar, orange fruit from concentrate (5%), citric acid, vegetable concentrates (carrot and pumpkin), natural orange flavouring with other natural flavourings, preservative (potassium sorbate), malic acid, acidity regulator (sodium citrate), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, aspartame), antioxidant (ascorbic acid), stabiliser (guar gum). Contains a source of phenylalanine.
atresac the acidity regulator (sodium citrate) dude!!!!!! GAD-ZOOKS.


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Omgsports2 I lov coming home to no food in the house when my mom grocery shopped yeterday
magikarp Nigga how old are you and you're expecting dawn to give you snack packs on a silver platter n shit
BNet This. Fuck off, XJT22.
L9 XJT, with all due respect, fuck you.
magikarp Yeah why don't you ask for some breast milk while you're at it you little baby back bitch
duelmonkeyx Yea nigga you want me to cut your food up into little pieces too?
magikarp You want me to chew up your chocolate pudding snack pack then regurgitate it in your mouth bitch nigga?


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L9 barnacles

I went out to get a PS Vita today.

NO STORES had them! The damn thing has been completely discontinued apparently (or at least for the time being, I assume).

This is so much more stupid and annoying to me than it should be but it really ruined my day. :\\
L9 However, I did get a 32GB PS Vita memory card!!!!
Punisher2 nice consolation prize


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Punisher2 The one bad quality about this place is

my mom before i came told me to make sure i say thank you for things and so i have been like when my aunt makes me food or something.

But see yesterday she woke me up at 9 am after i stayed up late to give me breakfast, when i couldve just woke up later and then ate before doing whatever i had to do for the day.

I was tired all day because of that which is funny because she said that she wouldn't chase me around about wut to eat and wutnot because im a grown man i can make stuff for myself etc'

im with that though i dont always need a cooked meal when i wake up, i can eat cereal too.
L9 mention to her the night before that you might go to bed kinda late so you're gonna sleep in
Punisher2 ok thanks


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Punisher2 the heartbleed bug?

A newly discovered bug in widely used Web encryption technology has affected many major websites. The security bug, named Heartbleed, may impact secure Web servers. Cox Web services including MyAccount, MyConnection, Webmail, Internet Tools, and Phone Tools are not impacted by this issue. For more information, visit

this from my isp though you pals might wanna check out ur stuff though!

js
BNet It affected NDForums as well.

I'm sorry guys, but all of your credit cards have been stolen by me, BNet.
BNet Pun, I am enjoying an all-expense paid trip to the Bahamas as we speak.
Punisher2 harhar
BNet Pun, for that sarcastic remark, I am traveling to all competing resorts in the area and booking non-refundable suites for dates spanning the next 6 weeks.


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~dr_dude love~ My current situation.

So you have been probably been wondering, "Hey wheres DDL??" "gosh! I miss how he blessed us with his glory and honor of attending such site" well yeah I recently moved to a p nice apartment for the time being. (reasons that will not be explained because my dad is dumb) but yeah had to move out of the old maxypad to a semi nice maxypad. I have to whore some fucks wifi to get online and do homework and shit. Tried using a hotspot app from cydia but 3G blows to the max so yeah. I also got to connect my laptop to the house computer monitor because the screen backlight is shot. I probably wont be posting much here until I move into the new house in couple months (2 tops but ehhhhhhhhhh who knows) But yeah I hope you enjoyed a laugh out of my expense. Hope to see you guys in hell soon baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
BNet who's DDL
BNet seriously, who is this.
duelmonkeyx Man fuck ddl
mistero della mente only reason i clicked the link to this post was because i thought it was spoon

shut up ddl


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magikarp I tried to do a handstand in my bedroom

Got on my hands, started swinging my legs, sliced my forehead on my bed frame, landed on my neck. I thought I was paralyzed for a second until I moved. Whoo, what a relief right guys?
BNet god forbid you end up in a wheelchair


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Punisher2 i want some mini coke now...
L9 whenever I see the normal-sized cans now I'm so jarred by the size.
magikarp I give the bitches the same effect but instead of cans it's actually my cock
L9 After seeing your cock for a while, they're jarred by how huge normal-sized ones appear?
magikarp Goddamn it


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sesstehking Net...

Why do you keep correcting everyone whenever possible? Just because members of your site, note YOUR site, aren't always grammatically correct, doesn't mean you should constantly be correcting them. I'm willing to bet that a few of them could be below par when it comes to knowledge of the english language and grammar in particular, and when one of their e-friends continuously points out that they're wrong and therefore less of an intellectual than you are, especially when that particular e-friend happens to have made this website and administrates it, they probably feel hurt and may at some point want to stop posting when that e-friend is around in order to stop being unrightfully corrected and told that they are wrong. Or perhaps even decide to stop coming to your site altogether. You seem to feel you're the only human with the capacity to type up messages using proper english and grammar, thus creating a false sense of entitlement with which boosts your ego that you hide behind, creating a Battle Netmaster who acts like an asshole and picks and prods at any person who may make a grammatical error on his website. You should act with humility. Instead of being selfish, be selfless. You more than likely hurt a lot of peoples feelings whom weren't as fortunate as you were to have opportunities to be taught properly and have a good environment to be taught in whilst in their developmental stages. You were bullied as a child I'm assuming, and you now know why those children probably said those heinous insults to you. Because you, too, are now experiencing the feeling of being more powerful than someone whilst bringing them down without a care for their feelings. And you can only achieve this feeling of power whilst hiding behind a computer, taunting people whom consider you a friend...

In other words, you're a dick sometimes. But what's up bro? Get to work on a mobile ND.
L9 Is this post the new "read"?
BNet true that was a lots of thing i had to correcting lmao
sesstehking Since 9 of those corrections were not technically incorrect, they shall stay and you shall look at them knowing you wasted your time attempting to correct. Though I'm sure you achieved the erection you sought after that you usually get from correcting your fellow NDForum-goers. And two of the grammatical infractions were due to me typing on my phone.

But, #1: "that was a lots of thing" is incorrect.

#2: "i had to correcting" is also incorrect.

As well as the capitalization of the beginning of the sentence as well as "I" due to it being a proper noun.

But I love you bruh. Who's this L9 kid?
PurpNgold49er l9 is the kid that thought bnet grammar
BNet Past, I Believe The Word You Are Looking For Is "Taught".
L9 God, I love being more intelligent than most people.
BNet l9 mucho faggo LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry l9
PurpNgold49er el nueve es joto
Punisher2 im just happy that someone who isn't pun got called dumb.

Congrats sess you can be that guy now!
sesstehking Not only do we go way back Net, but I'm also smarter than 85%-90% of the dumbasses on this site.

And when did he call me dumb Pun?

AND I'm flattered you have a bulletin board dedicated to me. Do you still have the picture i sent you of me just cupping my cock'n'balls whilst my feet were aimed to the sky, thus resulting in a perfect brown eye shot? It was from way back when we were spamming and you quit while I was just really starting to develop spammers with PHP and such. Yet we continued to talk on AIM consistantly and constantly.

I was always too embarrassed to say anything but...I really liked talking to you...I think it was more than just e-buddies chatting. There was chemistry...
BNet Hey Sess! Couple things:

1. You're of average intelligence =\\
sesstehking Well, I'd be insulted if you were fully capable of judging my intellect. However, you've never met me just like I've never met you. Thus all I can be certain of is that you 1: know how to teach yourself web designing languages, which I was fully capable o doing and more than likely and more than capable now, and that 2: you're well spoken and have an above par vocabulary consisting of a wide array of properly used terminology and are not grammatically inferior to anyone on NDForums as far as I know.

I do 't understand why you wish to insult me, however...
BNet Sess, how is average an insult? There's nothing wrong with being average, bud -pats head-


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purpngold49er you wouldnt be talking anything on kobe anymore if you saw me
purpngold49er i would fuck you up if i was little indian kid nigga you soft
xjt22 OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xjt22 I JUST SCREAMED
xjt22 I AM SICK AND TIRED
xjt22 IM GETTIN MY 100 POINTS AND LEAVING FUCK THIS SITE


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~!unknown1337i~ how a plane just dissappears is beyond me

Aliens.
~!unknown1337i~ At this point I'm thinking it blew up
Punisher2 what about a distress signal?
xjt22 Yo what if the plane is still in the air??
purpngold49er bermuda triangle
purpngold49er dimension unparrarel open up during warp speed
xjt22 Past always outpasts me :/


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L9 lyrics aren't music
purpngold49er music is instruments that form a tune and the human voice is the number #1 instrument
L9 i'm saying the words are more important than the voice of the person who delivers them, capiche?
L9 now that's deep
amir25atw why is anybody arguing with a guy that wuld roll up to a pokemon yellow concert


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purpngold49er Fuck all that , the dirtiest bitchs do that and give the bitch that wants to dome you some herpes you dont want that. There better out just making out on my dick, then passing each other herpes.
xjt22 what
purpngold49er ok ill try to sound as white as possible

so dude there is like this chick i was trying to hook up with but she got drunk and starting making out with becky the neighborhood slut who we all know has a sexually transmitted disease , cause it was the "cool" thing to do, so now im like hold on you cant suck my dick anymore cause you just made out with the garbage truck im good.

So I dont condone girls kissing girls cause some dirty std slut will come along and give them a monster called herpes, when they could of been totally making out with my wiener and been safe. But now we have a herpes epidemic and shortening of head givers cause of that blasphemy.


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xjt22 need advice? got any questions for me or ddl? ask here and we will respond with a video!

mistero della mente who smells the worst on ndf and why is it bnet


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xjt22 i miss the 2010-13 jakey who would try to fuck different black girls who were run aways or bit his feeet or had pink hair or were my ex boyfriend, where the old amir


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duelmonkeyx what would you do

So i was walking to my car after class ended today and this girl i had class with a year and a half ago says hey to me. we dont really know each other that well but we just talk whenever we see each other. Then we start talking and we end up in her car because its cold outside. then randomly she asks me what her name is and im like wtf i dont know. i was hoping the name would pop up in my head but its not a common name because shes indian. I usually forget the persons name within 5 seconds of meeting somebody new because im too focused on saying my name.

anyways what would you niggas have done?
magikarp As soon as she asked what her name was you should have been like "Did you hit your head? Do you have Amnesia? RUHHHHH ROOOHHHHH WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL ASAP" then push her out of her car, get in the driver's seat, tell her to get into the passenger seat quick or else you're driving to the hospital without her.


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xjt22 Russel wilson is a cute indian



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