|Punisher2||is it true that family gun killed off brian?
|PurpNGold49er||they will probably bring him back in a time machine later on or something , there just trying to get ratings up|
|Punisher2||the video i watched showed them destroyin the time machine|
|Punisher2||and he was already replaced with a new dog what would they just have 2 dogs now? nah brians dead.
im thinking the writers were unhappy with the voice actor but i really dunno really weird thing tho i always thought cartoon characters were safe, i mean do they even age on family guy?
|amir25atw||brians voice actor is seth macfarlane|
|xjt22||Art class trolling help me out fellers
Your task this week is to bring in one, or more, examples of what you consider "ideal beauty". Collect images of people, places, and objects that you think fit the definition of "pleasing to the eye". You are also asked to write a short statement about what you consider to be beautiful.
NDF this up guys!
|BNet||bring like, 45 pictures of yourself and write about each one individually
insist on presenting them to the class even if there's no presentation involved
|BNet||bring a box that is cut open on one end and closed on the other. wear a really long shirt and pull your pants down to your thighs. then go up and tell them your ideal beauty is in the box. then turn around and cram your buttox snugly into the box through the open end. then reveal the contents of the box to your fellow classmates.|
|Og Bubba Kush||i heard a cj reference
some random famaly og was talking to another og and said "you know og johnson stubborn as hell", also denise is franklins aunt and that was cjs girlfriend.
|xjt22||i heard hes in the game|
|Og Bubba Kush||no sign of him in gta 4 it said he died in a newspaper|
|atresac||that's dumb. how could cj fit into a newspaper???|
|BNet||hehe (possible BB spoilers)
deseraimp (10:34:04 PM): "you killed hank!" what a little dumbass
deseraimp (10:34:07 PM): what an idiot for not knowing what really happened
deseraimp (10:34:09 PM): what a fucking moron
deseraimp (10:34:15 PM): what if walt just went
deseraimp (10:34:18 PM): "thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right!!!!!!!!"
josh has a posse (10:34:28 PM): i know how does he not know it was the nazis it's the oldest trick in the book
josh has a posse (10:34:32 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:34:35 PM): he says it like
josh has a posse (10:34:36 PM): no
josh has a posse (10:34:38 PM): not like
josh has a posse (10:34:40 PM): he literally
josh has a posse (10:34:41 PM): has
josh has a posse (10:34:44 PM): meowth's voice
deseraimp (10:34:46 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:35:01 PM): "you killed uncle hank" meeowth, dat's right!
josh has a posse (10:35:12 PM): talks like meowth the rest of the series
josh has a posse (10:35:26 PM): 'not really sure what vince was going for with this decision'
deseraimp (10:35:37 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:35:40 PM): "yes I did, junior. and you know what i said before i killed him?" "stop!" "i said.... HEY HANK. I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH A GUN AND KILL YOU."
josh has a posse (10:35:55 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:36:04 PM): just imagine the writing plummets
deseraimp (10:36:04 PM): just
deseraimp (10:36:10 PM): absolute amateur garbage
deseraimp (10:36:12 PM): just for the last episode
deseraimp (10:36:20 PM): like they got busy and had an intern write it
josh has a posse (10:36:36 PM): not a single contraction the entire episode
deseraimp (10:36:41 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:36:57 PM): people actually
josh has a posse (10:36:58 PM): say
josh has a posse (10:37:01 PM): what they are doing
josh has a posse (10:37:03 PM): and what is happening
josh has a posse (10:37:13 PM): "jesse, stop pointing that gun at me, put it down"
josh has a posse (10:37:25 PM): "no! i am not going to stop pointing the gun at you"
deseraimp (10:37:38 PM): "Walter White I do not like what you did where you told the nazis they could take me back to their house and then they killed andrea! I am now going to shoot you with a gun!"
josh has a posse (10:37:53 PM): [JESSE holds a gun and points it at WALT. He does not put the gun down.]
deseraimp (10:38:20 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:38:29 PM): Walt: "Please, whatever you do Jesse Pinkman, do not shoot me in the Family."
josh has a posse (10:38:39 PM): "the episode takes a strange turn when there is a 30 minute montage of jesse trying to suck his down dick while in captivity"
josh has a posse (10:39:04 PM): his own
josh has a posse (10:39:06 PM): not down
deseraimp (10:39:07 PM): while "livin in the sunlight, lovin in the moonlight, havin a wonderful time!" plays in the background
josh has a posse (10:39:11 PM): LOL!
deseraimp (10:39:27 PM): they need a scene with Yackety Sax
deseraimp (10:39:29 PM): preferably the final shootout
deseraimp (10:39:31 PM): it's all like
josh has a posse (10:39:32 PM): LOL!
deseraimp (10:39:33 PM): sped up to 15 fps
josh has a posse (10:39:38 PM): walt chasing the nazis
josh has a posse (10:39:40 PM): jesse chasing walt
deseraimp (10:39:42 PM): fucking
deseraimp (10:39:45 PM): scooby doo style
josh has a posse (10:39:45 PM): all of them running through doors
josh has a posse (10:39:48 PM): coming out of other doors
deseraimp (10:39:52 PM): ^
josh has a posse (10:39:55 PM): walt runs out, stands in the hallway
josh has a posse (10:39:58 PM): in his briefs
josh has a posse (10:40:00 PM): scratching his head
josh has a posse (10:40:05 PM): runs into another door
deseraimp (10:40:23 PM): "Dowwwwwwww Jesse you come back here!" "Catch me if you can hehehehe"
josh has a posse (10:40:26 PM): jesse runs out, he's wearing walt's pants
deseraimp (10:40:33 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:40:43 PM): gus fring runs out
deseraimp (10:40:45 PM): walt comes out and jesse's pants are on his head
josh has a posse (10:40:46 PM): adjusts his tie
josh has a posse (10:40:47 PM): falls over
deseraimp (10:41:08 PM): tuco's ghost makes a cameo
deseraimp (10:41:09 PM): just like
deseraimp (10:41:11 PM): tickles people
josh has a posse (10:41:12 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:41:17 PM): shooting eye lasers
josh has a posse (10:41:22 PM): or whatever the fuck powers he has
josh has a posse (10:41:47 PM): vince gilligan runs out, looks at the camera, gives a comical and exaggerated shrug like "whaddaya gonna do?"
deseraimp (10:42:01 PM): oh my god my face hurts
josh has a posse (10:42:05 PM): the cast of low winter sun shows up
deseraimp (10:42:08 PM): LMAO!
josh has a posse (10:42:10 PM): all the other parties shoot them
deseraimp (10:42:12 PM): "Please watch our show!!!"
josh has a posse (10:42:16 PM): LOL
josh has a posse (10:42:36 PM): "hey isn't this our timeslo-" *bang*
deseraimp (10:42:52 PM): oh my god
deseraimp (10:42:53 PM): i would be
deseraimp (10:42:57 PM): so happy in a way if the final ep were like that
deseraimp (10:42:58 PM): just
deseraimp (10:43:03 PM): completely asinine
deseraimp (10:43:04 PM): vince is just like
deseraimp (10:43:11 PM): fuck you all ha ha this was a stupid show anyway
deseraimp (10:43:13 PM): we wrote it in a day
josh has a posse (10:43:38 PM): LOL
deseraimp (10:43:39 PM): "pfff how about he spends an entire fucking episode trying to kill a fly" "cut and print"
josh has a posse (10:43:41 PM): the entire show
josh has a posse (10:43:44 PM): LOL!
josh has a posse (10:43:59 PM): "how does he beat gus" "HE EXPLODES" "awesome"
|magikarp||My xbox overheats within 20 minutes of playing
NOTHING'S AROUND IT OKAY FUCK THIS SHIT I'M THINKING ABOUT JUST RECORDING ME SMASHING IT TO FUCKING BITS BECAUSE IF I CAN'T PLAY 2K I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT
|xjt22||can i have it|
|BNet||can i sniff it|
|Yellow Jr.||can I fuck it|
|Punisher2||can i throw it|
|magikarp||so i was watching British Asian pornstar hannah shaw
And i was about to bust and for some reason I always try to fuck myself over like idk why so right before i bust i put misteros face on her body while she's talking in her British accent and if you're in that zone where you're about to bust nd stop you can't really just restart ya know winners don't quit so I just had to stroke it fast as fuck ya know and man it felt like i was gonna have a goddamn heart attack like i think when i came i met jesus
|atresac||i listened to it on youtube it sounded like ass|
|BNet||maybe you listened to dorass|
|atresac||what's the diff amirite|
|BNet||my salary is literally infinite|
|BNet||my bi-weekly paycheck is just a note of surrender from every nation on earth|
|atresac||list of pokes that can mega evolve
interestingly they have a pseudo-legendary mega evolution from every previous gen, except for V. i guess they realize haxorus is just an objectively better pokemon than hydreigon.
|xjt22||no joleton huh fuck this|
|atresac||actually in an unprecedented move, gamefreak has completely retconned jolteon out of the national dex. sylveon will take its spot instead.|
|xjt22||HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST|
|atresac||it's a shame i got past that "least homosexual man in the world" t-shirt last week for his bday
just seems like a waste now.
Last night, I went out with three boys. They were p. cute, around 8/10 for all three, so I was feeling pretty good with myself and I had money to buy these guys drinks so I KNEW I was getting the dick
Well, I did end up buying tequilia shots for all three of them, and I bought a vodka and orange juice because I'm fucking addicted to orange juice
One of those fucking boys put molly in my drink
All three of them took it though because they were busy tripping out and smoking weed in my back yard while I was blowing my other guy friend in my room, that took HOURS
Oh my god Guys <3 I just had to share this shit with you because I thought this over intently and it seemed like NDF was logically the most appropriate place to come when I'm high as a fucking kite, haven't slept allnight and running off like 7 different shots of rum, tequilia and bombay, in that order also got a cup of hennesy
Thanks for listening (:
|xjt22||could i send my child to europe with you|
|mistero della mente||my oldest brother was a dad 2 years younger than i am now
why not just stick it in her ass xjt. why not just stick it in her ass
|~dr_dude love~||HAHA FUCK YOU MISTERO WE CLAIMED OUR LAND!!|
|mistero della mente||yeah but you reside there so i think thats more of a loss to america|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|og bubba kush||I am extremely gay.|
|xjt22||IM THINKING BOUT MAKING THAT CVS OR WALLGREENS TRIP GUYS|
|og bubba kush||its in a small box you could probably crack it open and sneak the cream in your pocket while looking at something else|
|xjt22||R u telling me to steal dick cream past?..|
|punisher2||thats the funniest line i heard all day|
|og bubba kush||im saying its pretty easy to conceal cause its small|
|xjt22||Just like your boner.|
|L9||do you have any solution ideas in mind|
|BNet||i didn't read your post :)|
|L9||I Don't Even Like Girls Yet|
|Past||I agree. I don't like girls either. Girls would come up to me in school and ask me to go out with them, and I'd run away, screaming "Yucky, yucky!"|
|og bubba kush||whos seeing the purge this week
imagine a free day of crime tho
|L9||you mean "a normal day in the hood" huh?|
|magikarp||Kim K got BIIIIIIG as fuck|
|xjt22||WELL WHEN THERES A BABY GROWING INSIDE OF YOU I MEAN|
|Unknown 1337||I'd still fuck her idc, I'll probably nut on her kids face|
|amir25atw||i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet
all you live far as hell away from me
|og bubba kush||ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE|
|og bubba kush||and nigga i drive a infiniti|
|~dr_dude love~||its raining cats n dogs in jersey|
|BNet||didn't you and That Loser (you) meet up yesterday|
|punisher2||Kelly didnt text me back once yesterday
im half convinced ddl tied him up in a closet or cannibalized him
|punisher2||it was p suspect
kelly always texts back but then he went to ddls house and didnt hit me back once
|~dr_dude love~||pun man shoulda been there you woulda make yesterday 0.00000% better|
|L9||Taking the QA down
I've decided to take the QA down. It's been a fun run but its purpose has been served.
|punisher2||wait this is a godarn april fools isnt it|
|BNet||oh no, prank of the year|
|BNet||but then it'll stay down tomorrow|
|BNet||and people will be all whoa why is it still down?? i guess it WASN'T an april fools prank? and L9 is gonna be all "hey i got the attention i was looking for "|
|BNet||i appreciate the QA|
|BNet||whoa i NEVER noticeed this b4
u no those math problems like y=x+5abc or w/e? well i realized that it juts means that u figure out watever the stuff after the = is and thats waht the y thingy equal's on thhe graph!!!!! i feel so smart lmao
|xjt22||I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me|
|Punisher2||kiss my ass knicks suck|
|xjt22||we do suck lol|
|magikarp||how many points does my fleshlight get|
|magikarp||What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?|
|mistero della mente||helga and barnaby|
|mistero della mente||just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names|
|atresac||i had a speech today
in my public speaking class. we had to do a narrative speech on some event in our lives that impacted us. my teacher told us last week that it's not uncommon for the speakers to cry during their speech, because they are sometimes dealing with really heavy stuff for them.
so i get up and the entire time i am dead fucking serious. i ask everyone "who has ever been unhappy with how they look," and almost every hand goes up obvs. then i ask "ok, who has ever been unhappy with how they look, beyond just something like a bad hair day, or a pimple, or something like that. i mean you look at yourself in the mirror, and you just really don't like who you see."
at this point people start getting an idea for how heavy this is going to be and they're just staring at me wide-eyed like "oh."
so i start talking about being a kid in middle school, when i was fat and had really bad skin and how everyone would make fun of me, and i am straight-up milking it. i was actually a little nervous during the speech, so my voice was wavering just enough so that it sounded like i might be getting ready to cry at any moment.
i go on about how even after you grow up, their words stick with you, and you never get over it, and for the rest of your life you tend to see yourself the way they saw you no matter what.
but then i say "that all changed one day, though. i came to realize that what they said then didn't matter, because they weren't seeing the real me. because this *gestures to self* is not who i am. this is not my real face."
i kneel beneath the podium, come back up wearing my fucking latex horse mask.
people start fucking dying, and some people are still kind of shellshocked and are having a hard time coping with the sudden whiplash.
i stop wavering (the mask actually helped with this to an extent) and start talking like a dude making an inspirational speech.
"i'm not josh, the fat middle-schooler with acne they knew. i am YORICK, and i am a majestic stallion, born to gallop in the fields with the wind in my mane and the dust clouding beneath my hooves." i start talking about how the horse is my real face, and my "real" face is actually the mask, and end on a note of how no one can decide who you are for you.
also, at some point after i put on the mask, i hear "i'm crying..."
my speech was so beautiful it moved people to tears.
|~dr_dude love~||does sound like pun|
|Punisher2||true but i dont consider the wire better BUT to be fair i only watched 1 full season before i wanted to know how everyone died n youtubed everyones deaths but i dont think it wouldve been better.|
|Past||the wire is by far the best show thats ever been on tv it doesnt get more realer then that.|
|Punisher2||the wire had pretty good realism and such but it was the reason i wanted to watch a tv show.
i wanted to watch a fictional tv show and i was more throughly entertained by walts motivations and downward spiral as a character then the wire.
therefor i refute your claim as the wire as the best tv show
its a show about street dudes selling drugs and the cops who try to catch them
While its a interesting concept i dont watch tv shows for that i just wanna see a good story.
|Punisher2||the wire didnt have nothing tho past
there were no characters you could get attached too because everyone DIES
its like cool and stuff i guess but i feel like if u wanted to know the wires entire plotline u could go visit any hood in a rough place anywhere in the world and you will know the entire story of the wire.
the wire also didnt have a single character as well written as walt.
So BREAKING bad is better its an opinion sure but i believe it to be right.
|Past||marlo and method man dont die lol
and while the overall plot was cops and street dealers there was a different sub plot of inner city problems every season such as immigration, prison, politics, and schools.