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amir25atw i dont get how all you that live in the northeast havent seen eachother yet

all you live far as hell away from me
og bubba kush ive known l9 for atleast 8 years i have seen him running from me ONCE
og bubba kush and nigga i drive a infiniti


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~dr_dude love~ its raining cats n dogs in jersey
BNet didn't you and That Loser (you) meet up yesterday
punisher2 Kelly didnt text me back once yesterday

im half convinced ddl tied him up in a closet or cannibalized him
punisher2 it was p suspect

kelly always texts back but then he went to ddls house and didnt hit me back once

o=
~dr_dude love~ pun man shoulda been there you woulda make yesterday 0.00000% better


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L9 Taking the QA down

I've decided to take the QA down. It's been a fun run but its purpose has been served.
punisher2 wait this is a godarn april fools isnt it
BNet oh no, prank of the year
BNet but then it'll stay down tomorrow
BNet and people will be all whoa why is it still down?? i guess it WASN'T an april fools prank? and L9 is gonna be all "hey i got the attention i was looking for "
BNet i appreciate the QA


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BNet whoa i NEVER noticeed this b4

u no those math problems like y=x+5abc or w/e? well i realized that it juts means that u figure out watever the stuff after the = is and thats waht the y thingy equal's on thhe graph!!!!! i feel so smart lmao


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xjt22 I cry myself to sleep because of ddls racist words to me


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Punisher2 kiss my ass knicks suck
xjt22 we do suck lol


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magikarp how many points does my fleshlight get


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magikarp What baby names do you have in mind when you guys finally lose your virginity?
mistero della mente helga and barnaby
mistero della mente just to see what they can make of themselves with the disadvantage of those names


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atresac i had a speech today

in my public speaking class. we had to do a narrative speech on some event in our lives that impacted us. my teacher told us last week that it's not uncommon for the speakers to cry during their speech, because they are sometimes dealing with really heavy stuff for them.

so i get up and the entire time i am dead fucking serious. i ask everyone "who has ever been unhappy with how they look," and almost every hand goes up obvs. then i ask "ok, who has ever been unhappy with how they look, beyond just something like a bad hair day, or a pimple, or something like that. i mean you look at yourself in the mirror, and you just really don't like who you see."

at this point people start getting an idea for how heavy this is going to be and they're just staring at me wide-eyed like "oh."

so i start talking about being a kid in middle school, when i was fat and had really bad skin and how everyone would make fun of me, and i am straight-up milking it. i was actually a little nervous during the speech, so my voice was wavering just enough so that it sounded like i might be getting ready to cry at any moment.

i go on about how even after you grow up, their words stick with you, and you never get over it, and for the rest of your life you tend to see yourself the way they saw you no matter what.

but then i say "that all changed one day, though. i came to realize that what they said then didn't matter, because they weren't seeing the real me. because this *gestures to self* is not who i am. this is not my real face."

i kneel beneath the podium, come back up wearing my fucking latex horse mask.

"this is."

people start fucking dying, and some people are still kind of shellshocked and are having a hard time coping with the sudden whiplash.

i stop wavering (the mask actually helped with this to an extent) and start talking like a dude making an inspirational speech.

"i'm not josh, the fat middle-schooler with acne they knew. i am YORICK, and i am a majestic stallion, born to gallop in the fields with the wind in my mane and the dust clouding beneath my hooves." i start talking about how the horse is my real face, and my "real" face is actually the mask, and end on a note of how no one can decide who you are for you.

also, at some point after i put on the mask, i hear "i'm crying..."

my speech was so beautiful it moved people to tears.


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~dr_dude love~ does sound like pun
Punisher2 true but i dont consider the wire better BUT to be fair i only watched 1 full season before i wanted to know how everyone died n youtubed everyones deaths but i dont think it wouldve been better.
atresac LOL!
xjt22 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Past the wire is by far the best show thats ever been on tv it doesnt get more realer then that.
atresac more realer
Punisher2 the wire had pretty good realism and such but it was the reason i wanted to watch a tv show.

i wanted to watch a fictional tv show and i was more throughly entertained by walts motivations and downward spiral as a character then the wire.

therefor i refute your claim as the wire as the best tv show

its a show about street dudes selling drugs and the cops who try to catch them

While its a interesting concept i dont watch tv shows for that i just wanna see a good story.

SO PAST
Punisher2 wasn't *
Punisher2 the wire didnt have nothing tho past

there were no characters you could get attached too because everyone DIES

its like cool and stuff i guess but i feel like if u wanted to know the wires entire plotline u could go visit any hood in a rough place anywhere in the world and you will know the entire story of the wire.

the wire also didnt have a single character as well written as walt.

So BREAKING bad is better its an opinion sure but i believe it to be right.
atresac omg.
Punisher2 hi sac
xjt22 LOL
Past marlo and method man dont die lol

and while the overall plot was cops and street dealers there was a different sub plot of inner city problems every season such as immigration, prison, politics, and schools.


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Punisher2 J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII

mr.o just got angry i bet
~!unknown1337i~ I wonder how the story will go. I read somewhere that palpatine comes back and clones his body and starts fucking shit up again
atresac that would be the single most retarded thing on the planet and if you honestly believe anyone would actually write that garbage i hope you die

that being said, i'd be ok with it, because fuck star wars.
mistero della mente sacs just a mad little bitch that he keeps iming me when i'm not here to duel even though he knows i'd impregnate him


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xjt22 i have to do a speech tommorow guys im not even good at talking in front of ppl
duelmonkeyx Bring out your inner martin luther king


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Punisher2 p gay
Punisher2 wait! nohomo!!!!!!
Punisher2 NOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
xjt22 LMFAOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Past does someone have black night rises on dvd?
atresac holy shit what a goddamn IDIOT.
atresac it's black night arisen


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Punisher2 we need a white friday tho

where everything costs 50% more than it usually would and no one buys anything at all.


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mistero della mente bnet

why do you play mc on hardcore

doesnt it just piss you off that once you're dead you're dead and all the hard working and building and stuff has gone to waste
BNet you're right

i'd never died in hardcore before, though, until yesterday. it was a really bizarre feeling; i wasn't even angry. i just felt really sad, and it almost felt like i actually died IRL, but i got to reflect on "all the things i still wanted to do" (with the save) and stuff.. really a strange feeling. i actually preserved the file just to walk around the server so i could 'say goodbye', and it was really surreal.. i honestly felt like a ghost walking around, like i couldn't interact with anything.. then i just let it go and never opened it again
atresac are you sure you're not confusing minecraft with that time you almost drowned in the toilet


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atresac i remember when i was a kid at my grandparents' house i would watch nick at nite and three's company would be on and they used the word hooker and i asked my grandma what it was and she got mad at my grandpa because she thought i learned it from him so the next day she bought a gun and shot him and then shot herself and as she was dying i said i learned it from three's company and she said you shouldn't have been watching television that late by the way there are lunchables in the fridge

my grandma always bought lunchables whenever i came over


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Punisher2 name the first word that comes to your head

sadomasochist

no i dont know why.

fuck
Past MURDER
Punisher2 dont be a murderer
Past id go to jail for assault, attempted murder, and manslaughter
Past Everyday
Past there is a shooting every day here, and im sure their is a shooting in detriot, chicago, d.c, baltimore everyday as well.
Past thats what happens when there is too many homos


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Yellow Jr. I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened
Punisher2 they beatlesd.
amir25atw kendra = yoko ono


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BNet amir is fucking STUPID, WOW, FUCKING STUPID
amir25atw i fucking hate you
Punisher2 you spelled the bands name wrong tho


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L9 just thought up an AMAZING joke

nd4ums

GREAT joke


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mistero della mente i'd fuck that cock


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amir25atw sac

you still scared of pirates?
atresac when did i ever say i was that
amir25atw what the fuck whos scared of pirates then
atresac no one is scared of pirates
amir25atw someones scared of pirates
ENZO It's that guy ^
amir25atw what


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mistero della mente so does anyone here lie on their resume

i do, but nothing drastically, like i never finished high school and got my last-year qualifications which a lot of employers ask for but never check up on, so i include a cupola qualifications

and my brother and sister-in-law said to me a while ago that i can include them as a reference should i lie about any previous work experience
mistero della mente note: if any future employers read this, my name is brandon allred


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L9 er

so the stabbing pain is called angina pectoris

and bnet i think i once told you i got it too sometimes.

now i'm reading that it's not normal to get in youth, though as far as I know i was never born with any heart defects.

should I ask my parents about this?
Past in the heart area right? i get that sometimes feels like a icepick stabbing away at random
L9 just a word of advice past: if ever the stabbing sensation accompanies the feeling of your wallet being taken, you're probably being robbed.


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Past am i a bully
BNet no, bullies have an impact on people
BNet you're more like a loaf of bread


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L9 mistero as someone who lives across a body of water roughly the size of the lower north american continent what do you make of all this immigration business we have down here
mistero della mente well it brought ddl into your country, so

pretty much the worst thing that can happen to america
mistero della mente i don't actually know if ddl has mexican ancestry, but i don't like ddl


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L9 holy SHIT past you are the biggest PUSSY i've ever seen

so for everyone else, past eventually does drive up to my house. i hear a car pull up and some honking. so i go check the window.

i see past with some friends in the car, and past pulls out an AK. so he points DIRECTLY at me, fires, and the bullet literally goes backward through his car's other window. i hear it ricochet off a nearby house, then somewhere else. suddenly the other car window fucking smashes open and i see one of his friends fall over. past starts crying and screaming "CALL THE FUCKIN' POLICE NIGGA! HE DYIN'!" so here I take advantage of the situation and walk outside and up to his car. he keeps looking back at his friend worriedly, then to me, shaking and crying. i walk right up to the window and slap him in the face. he pulls the AK out again but I grab it and toss it on the ground. past lunges for the wheel and tries to start the car up again, shouting to his other friend in the driver seat "MOVE OUT THE WAY MOVE OUT THE WAY". the car kind of lurches forward and stops, and just as that happens his driver friend's pants accidentally unzip and past's mouth falls RIGHT onto his dick. the friend is trying to floor the gas and the car is doing this jerky forward-brake thing, causing past's head to bob up and down over his friend's cock. finally they get the car going and speed off into the distance.

don't EVER come to my house again you little pussy ass bitch.


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Punisher2 anyways does anybody here remember a question they asked on there first day of school?
amir25atw the only thing i remember about kindergarten is being told to draw a sideview of my teacher and everyone drew her nose with 2 nostrils on the side of her face and the future valedvictorian (no lie) drew only one side of her nose with only the right nostril and when the teacher showed it to us every one was like O.O!!! like sshe uncovered some kind of lost secret
BNet i don't remember a question, but i remember a funny story

in second grade we had this thing called "Mad Minute" (probably some of you had the same thing) where you had to do this sheet of math problems, and whoever got the most done in 1 minute got candy

well me and this other kid always won, but the teacher kept forgetting to bring the candy in the first few weeks so one day i was like "maybe you should write a note" and she FREAKED OUT AT ME, like screamed at me and immediately called my mom to tell her how disrespectful i was to her, and then as she got to know me she realized i was just a very literal child, not at all intending to be impolite, but actually trying to help her out by suggesting to write a note LOLOL
mistero della mente i remember one time we were like 8 or something, and i was in this group to make a small victorian-type house out of tiny pieces of wood and shit, and we got the frame all glued up together so there was no sides to it, completely hollow, but the basic shape was there and there were two girls in the group, so i wanted to show off and i put the house over my head, and then the glue set and it got stuck and we had to break it and start again

i was a stud
Dylan Klebold This one time


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L9 well damn

i was eating some panda express and suddenly i get a rush of a kind of peanutty flavor

for those who don't know i have a pretty brutal nut allergy

also i noticed something kind of hard embedded in the mix

spit everything out and threw it all away, drank the entire rest of my soda in one pass but my throat is getting kind of tight

this is bad :(
xjt22 That explains y l9s face gets puffy from getting t bagged all day XD XD
xjt22 nah but



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