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| Yellow Jr. | i'm not gay but there's something about sonics cum... |
| Yellow Jr. | please respond |
| BNet | did you print out a picture of me in advance just to do that, is that a fucking printed out picture of my face |
| L9 | no he just took it out of the frame on his wall |
| atresac | starting school monday yeeee |
| BNet | i bet you'll ace Sucking My Dick Dry 116 or are you just gonna get the transfer credits |
| mistero della mente | so because its a new year i decided to be healthier so i got some good ol' dumbbells out and decided to lift them a few times now i can't straighten either of my arms and when i try to, its too painful i regret skipping any physical activity for the past 9 years |
| mistero della mente | my left arm aches more than my right arm and i understand why |
| BNet | gross |
| mistero della mente | we've talked about our pubic hair before and you call me masturbating gross thanks |
| BNet | oh, THAT'S why? oh, that's not gross. i thought of a different reason |
| mistero della mente | no come on, tell me!! |
| BNet | well nothing, i just imagined shoving your fist and forearm directly up your asshole for the past several years would have taken its toll on your arm, but i didn't realize you just meant masturbating |
| BNet | ... these quotes stink |
| amir25atw | well you know what man whatever floats your mayflower i, on the other hand, am going to poop on my neighbors porch and ring the doorbell during the final minutes of the football game but the thing is, i'm not going to run away after i ring the doorbell I'm gonna stand right there, point at the poop, look him in the eyes, and say "I did this." |
| Spoon | Black Friday Death Pool Not picking specific people obviously. That would be difficult unless you're planning something on your own Since people fucking blow and inevitably go out shopping very early on Friday, someone always gets trampled to death so some asshole can save a few dollars on microwavable slippers You have one guess for each: Where will someone die? Which store will they die at? If this is an appropriate purple contest, please offer purple to the winner. Otherwise I have no prize. If there is a tie for first, the tiebreaker will be where the first death occurred |
| atresac | Target, Brandon Florida |
| atresac | in unrelated news i've recently bought a pair of Super Death Bringer's Murder-Soled Boots |
| mistero della mente | you wish you were meg so you'd suck as much dick as she does |
| Past | unknown how about instead of saying shit make something! design a website, design a game, something that proves you know anything of what you act like you know. You have been talking for years but have never done anything , you dont know shit im convinced. |
| ~!unknown1337i~ | I actually founded Apple. What have you done with your life? |
| Past | you think finding a apple is productive? |
| xjt22 | Look at me i'm L9 im an angry racist! i'm mad at hitler so i take it out on black guys oh oh oh nigger soup nigger tits nigger dick!!!! im just one racist fucker and i suck on ole bnets racist dick!!!! |
| BNet | my dick isn't racist |
| L9 | wait what |
| BNet | xjt thinks my dick is racist, that's all |
| russo | go to school corey. |
| BNet | i agree with russo, in that go to hell karp |
| BNet | fuck you karp. seriously fuck every inch of you. |
| mistero della mente | yeah, fuck darkhiei |
| darkhiei | the one night in like 4 years i randomly come look at this forum again...?!?! |
| amir25atw | cicis new look omgomgomgomg |
| mistero della mente | if she was hiroshima and i was little boy id explode all over her |
| BNet | but if she was a little boy, you'd explode all over him niiiiiiiiice |
| magikarp | Well, school starts today First time going to school in about two years, I'm a bit nervous but fuck it. I'll probably come home for lunch though and talk about my first experience of school in two years. |
| BNet | make sure you take a picture of your ID and also for your ID picture, just take your face out of the frame and put a big thumb up |
| BNet | if they tell you you can't do that, fuck them in the face |
| magikarp | I probably won't get a school I.D. in alt. |
| magikarp | I will ask them if they make me one just for me. |
| BNet | and if not, fuck it, fuck it, just get an index card and fill it out and draw your own picture of yourself in it. and then whenever they take roll, just go "Brandon Allred, and i have the ID to prove it" and go up and shove your ID in their face |
| Luke | so i left my hat at some sluts house get it back and HUGE cumstain on it... i puked everywhere |
| amir25atw | dont go to sluts houses maybe |
| xjt22 | So many ways i can go with this. |
| Past (last post) | Read Ok I though i might as well make the last post, since i wasnt allowed to make one before being banned. After this post you will never see me on this site again. I would like to apologize to the majority of you who I may have offended, after all its not your fault you cant see whats really going on here so yeah my bad ,BUT a few members on here i refuse to apologize to. Ill start with Enzo, you\\'re a true asshole the only reason I ever made fun of you is because you always went at me like im stopping you from eating, you\\'re still pathetic as fuck to me, you\\'re still talking about me??? wow move on with your life. next Artesac you are by far the biggest asshole on this site, and if you wernt sucking Bnets dick every Saturday any other admin would have banned you. And Finally the big faggot himself, Bnet you\\'re the biggest hypocrite on this site. Way to assassinate my character, I used to do that to people back in the day I know exactly what you did even though half these dickriders cant see it. I just hope it was all worth it for you, you always had a grudge on me, if it wasnt for Mafia or my proboard this site would have never existed thanks and fuck you rot in the ground. With that being said I wish the best for the rest of you with your lives and if you ever come out to LA we can get blunted if you know what I mean. Oh and DMX Miley Cyrus is crazy she be throwing parties all the time shes down. Anyway Im out of this bitch to do bigger things thanks for entertaining me on my free time over the years, bye! |
| punisher2 | Offtopic buttt hannah montana.. hm. i remember she was just kid on that stupid show miley cyrus now shes coming of age and she is actually IDK why but i like her does anyone else here find her attractive?? lmao i dunno wut it is she seems pretty normal i actually dont really understand why so many people her like to begin with |
| amir25atw | "guyssss g wilkers i have no munny! lol! lewis g carol im so poor! lol! i need a motherfluffin job guys!! someone give me one because sunlight pierces my ovaries" |
| xjt22 | Brandon Allred - "I have a strong sexual desire for girls in wheelchairs." |
| BNet | So mom calls me up for help for a minute She's trying to cut a stray branch from a tree and it's out of reach, so she had a lil ol ladder and she was trying to clip it but she's like "can you come out and hold the ladder? i just can't hold two things at once" and i was like "well here, you hold the former, and i'll hold the latter (ladder!!!!)" and and i think it went right past her because she didn't respond =[ please appreciate my joke. please. PLEASE. |
| magikarp | To be honest, I don't even think you could cut it either, aren't you like 4'2? |
| BNet | Yeah, I'm 4'2 sick of you insulting me. |
| L9 | that was a 4'2itous joke |
| BNet | thanks; i was very 4'2nate that karp used that exact height. |
| duelmonkeyx | i lold she didnt ask you to climb the ladder and cut the branch because your a fatass and would have broke the ladder |
| L9 | if the ladder broke it would have become a former ladder |
| amir25atw | Sac if you pass up on ari garcia i am going to punch you in the face unless its the karp bitch |
| magikarp | Why was I brought up |
| amir25atw | LOL I SAID THE KARP BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I MEANT TO WRITE karp LOLLLLLL i think its because karps always like "im karp im karp" runnin down the road "im karp im karp" with his shirt of screamin "im karp im karp" at his wedding yelling "im karp im karp" in his deathbed blinking "im karp im karp" But the Tarintino-twist was that he was never karp at all........ |
| amir25atw | LMFAOOOOOOOO I PUT KARP AGAIN LOLLLLLLL I MEANT TO PUT karp AGAIN |
| amir25atw | karp |
| amir25atw | motherfucker |
| amir25atw | the statue of liberty was givin too us in little pieces i never knew that so like we had to put it together like a fuckin bionicle |
| atresac | no, france just shipped it to us in a really big box. |
| xjt22 | karp-LMAO but for real, I told him to buy a second controller and he was like "Nah I don't like doing that because that gives my friends rights to come over and use me for my PS3" or some shit I guess he just doesn't love his step brother enough to buy a second controller even though I love him enough to walk around in a jizz covered hoodie =[ |
| magikarp | BNet, there should be a preview option for making posts So that we don't luke our shit up. |
| xjt22 | OR HEY WANNA GET LUKE TO STOP POSTING replace the word reply with "pussy" |
| Grecian | having hard sex for a long period of time and hearing "i dont think im gonna be able to walk" afterwards 10/10 |
| magikarp | Why? Did you chop off his legs? |
| punisher2 | LCD screens anyone who has a LCD screen how do you clean it. Like my tv has dust/ a large ass finger print on it and it fucking sucks. But i am sorta skitzo about these things |
| punisher2 | is there any way to clean it where i wont have to buy some thing extra? like rubbing alcohol or something something. CUS they dont exactly give you a cleaning kit with your 42 inch tvs (THEY SHOULD) |
| uiif | Just pour some water on it. |
| punisher2 | Yeah but when i dry it it will create more smudges and what not wont it? |
| uiif | Take it apart and pour some water in too while it is still plugged in. I do this all the time and it works. |
| magikarp | My grades: English-8 percent US History-32 percent Pre Algebra-25 percent Skills for health-14 percent Biology-22 percent Computer literacy-20 percent I stink and am fat. |
| Spoon | You're a history buff |
| BNet | catching a legendary after -you have thrown 40 balls -your last pokemon is down to 1 HP and you're ready to just hit the reset button to start over i would restart just so i could avoid losing this many balls, but honestly that was pretty cool so i think i'm gonna hang onto it and have a story to tell. |
| BNet | my grandchildren. |
| magikarp | That story's so interesting it makes me wish I was your grandchild just so I can hear it again. |
| magikarp | NOT. |
| BNet | i'm going to give birth to your mom. |
| L9 | hey look at me i'm yellow and i fit in with you guys |
| yellow jr. | hey l9 who fits in at ndf by making dry comments about other people |
| mistero della mente | yeah l9, looks like your comments could use a drink LMAO |
| Past | NDF suggestion bring back thumbs down |
| Punisher2 | the people want the people want |
| BNet | if by "the people" you mean "pun and past" the two worst "the people" on the site |
| mistero della mente | make a button that decides if we want a thumbs down button |
| mistero della mente | then give that button a thumbs down button so we can thumbs down it |
| Grecian | have to get my gf a valentines day present for tonight. might do dick in a box. the gift that keeps on giving an giving and giving. for 45 seconds. then it has given all its got. |
| mistero della mente | get her a new boyfriend |
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