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| L9 | two trains pull into a station one of them says to the other, "boy, have I had a long day" the other responds, "yeah, I'm WHEELY tired!" |
| magikarp | Sac Unblock me from AIM, please, I won't I.M you but just in case you want to talk or something you can just shoot me an I.M. |
| atresac | karp, look I hope you realize that for the most part, my hostility towards you is all for play. I mean, you're pretty funny and I enjoy reading your posts. But you kind of get too settled into the mindset of "karp is a faggot, let's treat him like a faggot" to really be able to effectively get out of it. I mean, we all act like assholes to kaz, but he's not really that bad. It's just how we're used to treating him, so we treat him that way regardless. It's nothing personal. Nah just kidding, I really do hate you a whole lot and would probably smirk quietly to myself if I heard you had died. I'd burst out laughing if I heard it was painful. |
| BNet | decimic, that does it. i'm only going to say this once, so you better listen up. remember that one time you were telling me you enjoy the Washington Capitals? they're your favorite hockey team? okay well listen up, because i've had it up to here with your shit. you like the capitals, huh? i have an idea, how about you just take a giant capital I and shove that right up your A. i'm fucking sick of hearing you go on and on about the Washington Capitals, it's just getting to the point where i feel like taking the entire state of washington, gluing it to a battering ram, and just running full-steam ahead and cramming it tightly up your bugglewutts. if you don't stop telling me every day about how much you love the Washington Capitals, I will make sure you never shit in a public niggernaggers for the rest of your life. decimic, i am giving you to the count of ten to pack your belongings, and stop shitting all over yourself. all over yourself. you understand? that does it. if you don't say "i understand" in the next 10 seconds, i'm going to... alright that does it. you're dead. i can't fucking stand it anymore, decimic. i've given you plenty of chances and i've just had it up to here with your horse shit. if you don't immediately apologize for all this FUCKING BULLSHIT you've put me through, i swear to god i'm going to just absolutely LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT. alright listen here buddy. don't you ever fucking ignore me like that again. okay, listen. that does it. i'm calling your university and i'm telling them how much you've fucking PISSED ME OFF. okay, i'm calling them right now. good news, decimic, you're EXPELLED!!! the dean of your college just said he was so disgusted by your behavior towards me that he doesn't even WANT YOU BACK!!!! HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU!!!!! he said "tell decimic..... that he better not ever set foot on my university grounds again, or i'm going to eat his shit with a straw" and i asked him politely to be less graphic, but to no avail. also i called the National Office of Transferring Credits to Other Universities (the NOTCOQ) and they said none of your credits will transfer because they are SO FUCKING DISGUSTED BY THE WAY YOU CONSTANTLY ACT. AND CAN YOU BLAME THEM??!?!?! REALLY LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK YOURSELF. CAN YOU BLAME THEM???????????? Do not ever tell me about how much you love the Washington Capitals again, or so help me god, I will write another message just like this, and it will not be pretty. it will be just as non pretty as this one. i'm not even kidding. you think i'm kidding, but i'm not. decimic, that does it. i've had enough. i'm never speaking to you again. |
| real_decimic | But I'm a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. I never said I liked the capitals. And for the record, I go on and on about Sonic the Hedgehog. |
| D | I'm almost 100% convinced of this, I could be wrong, but Past and L9 are the same person. I can go into details but not now |
| magikarp | Where the fuck have you been? L9 told BNet he was Past when Past was banned so "Past" could be unbanned. |
| BNet | I know for a fact that L9 isn't REALLY Past; I knew he only said that to get Past unbanned because, in reality, I am Past and L9 didn't want me to remain banned. |
| D | so BNet=Past, and Past=L9. So BNet=L9 as well. This must mean Karp=Amir. My god... |
| BNet | No, BNet = Past, but Past != L9. L9 only pretended to be Past so Past would be unbanned; but in reality, I am Past. He wanted ME to be unbanned, so he tricked me into believing he was Past and I was not. |
| BNet | What the.. I just checked the IPs... and every single one of them is my IP.. oh my god, i've been living in a complete fabrication |
| BNet | can anyone hear me?? OH GOD IT'S BEEN ME THIS WHOLE TIME |
| BNet | THIS SITE HAS ONE MEMBER AND I'M ALL ALONE, OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME ESCAPE THIS LONELINESS |
| magikarp | Stop talking to yourself, me. |
| BNet | GOD I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE!!! |
| D | Hey Steve, it's me Steve. Ya having fun? |
| magikarp | Gotta problem? You can tell me it on AIM and I can see if I can help. My AIM's deseraimp. |
| BNet | WHY DO I FORCE MYSELF TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS |
| ENZO | Anyone... ...know of a good cracked copy of Wind0w5 7? |
| L9 | Do you think somebody is going to hunt you down if you type "Windows 7" |
| magikarp | Ha |
| BNet | ezno, i'll have you (ez)know that i spent a cupola precious minutes finding a way to post from my shitty phone browser, just so i could say you're a goddamn idiot |
| atresac | the "view" tab worthless piece of garbage/10 |
| mistero della mente | why dont you attach your eyeballs to your tongue and then view the inside of my asshole |
| Unknown 1337 | Sac Why are you so angry |
| atresac | well, since you asked |
| Yellow Jr. | No answer |
| atresac | oh look, it's yellow here to explain things. |
| L9 | How did you find this |
| L9 | did you use his NDF pass to get into his photobucket |
| mistero della mente | i bet daniel did it |
| BNet | There is a cricket in my basement Why is there a cricket in my basement / 10 |
| magikarp | You should actually go to the cricket's basement and do the same thing it's doing to you and annoy it to the point where it comes on NDForums and makes a post saying "There is a Steve Hinkle in my basement Why is there a Steve Hinkle in my basement / 10" |
| amir25atw | hussain ftw |
| L9 | hussain |
| amir25atw | I'm just going to assume you were a hall monitor who took his job to seriously in school and leave it at that. |
| L9 | just a nazi when it comes to spelling |
| L9 | As in I advocate the systematic elimination of people who cannot spell by means of death camps |
| magikarp | And if my grandma knew/thought I was an atheist she'd probably beat the fuck out of me. |
| BNet | what's your grandmom's phone number |
| magikarp | Let me look it up, hold on. |
| magikarp | 7349342248 |
| BNet | .... |
| BNet | really |
| magikarp | Yes. |
| BNet | why would you |
| BNet | that's not hers. |
| magikarp | It is. |
| BNet | no |
| magikarp | That is my 67 year old grandma's cell phone number who is in vegas right now. |
| magikarp | That's not the one who's extremely religious though. She's semi-religious. |
| BNet | oh i want the other one's |
| BNet | also what if i called her |
| magikarp | I don't care. |
| magikarp | She's fucking in Vegas right now, she's probably up. |
| BNet | gimme your other grandmom's number i'm gonna tell her i'm calling her to ask her to help you see the light of christ because i'm afraid you're slipping into satan's grasp |
| magikarp | LOL no, I don't have her phone number. |
| BNet | i'm going to call you other grandmom, tell her it's Brandon and ask for a related family member's number because i forget it, and then i'm going to call that person, who is more likely to have your other grandmom's number, and ask them for it, once again posing as you |
| magikarp | LOL WHAT |
| magikarp | Nah you can call her but she'll be able to tell it's not me. |
| BNet | it'll work and it'll be hilarious prepare to repent |
| magikarp | LOL fuck you. But she's "hip" on this stuff. She'll know it's not me. |
| BNet | i know what you sound like, and i can imitate voices perfectly. |
| magikarp | Try it. I had a cold in that stream, I probably sound nothing like that. |
| BNet | you'll have a cold in this conversation, too then. |
| magikarp | LOL oh god, did you do it yet, BNet? |
| BNet | nah i'm not gonna, i was just fucking with you |
| Yellow Jr. | I'll do it. |
| BNet | record the convresation |
| magikarp | Record it. |
| Yellow Jr. | Karp you fucking suck |
| magikarp | LOL! |
| BNet | it was karp wasn't it |
| Yellow Jr. | Yes He was like "You're fucking horse shit" |
| xXmikeDusXx | I have troubles with forum I'm trying to open forum but sometimes there are no images on it :( |
| mistero della mente | invert your computer's polaric beam |
| BNet | run into your computer monitor at full speed. |
| Punisher2 | Open up your harddrive and put a fork in it |
| mistero della mente | hey sac milk my asshole |
| amir25atw | my mom read this and asked me why i go to this site and she doesnt consider someone that would say this human |
| atresac | I think Ganon is a metaphor for the Obama administration. |
| atresac | Zelda is Biden, Link is Rush Limbaugh |
| atresac | the master sword is conservatism. |
| atresac | the lava is income tax. |
| ENZO | I just talked to a mortgage lender. That's right, fuckers. I'm buying a house. |
| magikarp | I'm proud you're doing what most people do. |
| amir25atw | Only being able to listen to the world cup in the hotel lobby from the tv behind the front desk For a week 0/10 |
| L9 | I was only able to listen to the Nintendo Corporation's electronic device exhibition presentation on my great-grandmother's radio frequency receiving gramophonic player! |
| amir25atw | Lol are you kidding me that's hard core tho |
| Grecian | Today is Canada day so im going to a barbeque and i dont really want to go but i promised i would and everything is closed |
| atresac | what's a canada The Magic Number was 1; 11 points! |
| ~dr_dude love~ | so everytime i click the random post loader it stays in the same year and only goes back like 2 months |
| Dan | The very first time I clicked the random post loader, it took me to a worthless cunt hair of a post made by you back in April. So suck my balls. |
| mistero della mente | Singularity sounds P NEAT [tl;dr] 6 gbs worth of downloading so BETTER BE WORTH IT |
| BNet | you download too much and i think you need to be sent to hell |
| mistero della mente | how about you download my shit right into your mouth |
| BNet | server not found motherfucker |
| xjt22 | hey i got chocoklate syrup sucked off my cock b4 i think |
| BNet | how could he tell when it was all gone? oooooh, two jokes in one. dad said it was impossible, I SHOWED HIM |
| Russo | I actually remember my dreams when I have a fever. Bizarre stuff...LIKE ERASERHEAD. |
| BNet | i barely know her head |
| Past | Karp my lil sister could take you. |
| magikarp | how old's your little sister? |
| Past | 8 |
| amir25atw | I'm going to fuck your sister |
| Yellow Jr. | I always see L9 as a skinny dude with long hair who everyone just likes |
| L9 | I'm not exactly skinny, and only a few people ever admitted to liking me |
| L9 | Also I hope this doesn't turn into another "20-25 friends" deal :s |
| atresac | l9 tell us how many friends you have. |
| magikarp | I'm one of your friends, right L9? |
| Yellow Jr. | I'm one of your friends, right L9? |
| L9 | Karp is. Yellow, shut up. |
| atresac | Yellow, I consider you my friend. |
| atresac | LOL jk get the fuck out. |
| magikarp | Yellow, if it makes you feel any better, if satan ever dangled you and my dog over a pit of boiling lava and he gave me a choice to save you or my dog, I'd choose my dog. |
| mistero della mente | My phone bill as in, my mobile (cell) is �166 ($245). IM SHITTING MYSELF |
| Punisher2 | go steal a bank |
| amir25atw | Going to tennessee be back friday Don't forget the annual Happy birthday Amir post! |
| L9 | LMAO |
| Punisher2 | LMAO |
| BNet | LMAO |
| ENZO | She's Out of My League I want to fuck the main girl/10 |
| Past | shes out of your league |
| L9 | You know what's nuts Percocet is a pretty potent little drug |
| Kazuya Mishima | It definitely has its... percs. |
| magikarp | Good lord. |
| mistero della mente | because i looked to join a pokemon black and white facebook page and there wasn't one, so i made one. |
| BNet | YOU'RE STUPID, MISTERO DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'D BE THE FIRST ONE REALLY YOU WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS TO MAKE A PAGE ABOUT POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE THAT WAS ANNOUNCED SEVERAL MONTHS AGO YOU RETARD |
| L9 | wisdom teeth in less than 12 hours consolation plz |
| mistero della mente | death, |
| mistero della mente | agonising pain |
| mistero della mente | complete dread and terror |
| mistero della mente | they'll accidentally pull your jawbone out instead of your teeth |
| mistero della mente | i once heard there was a young girl in hospital dying from notlaughingitis she was hooked up to all these machines and having multiple injections daily but it was only slowing down her death and not saving her, so one of the doctors as a last attempt to save her life called kaz up. kaz went straight to the hospital as soon as the doctor told him what was happening, walked into the little girl's room, tapped her heart rating machine and said "is this thing on?!". the girl laughed the hardest she had ever done. kaz had saved her. |
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