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It is no longer Thanksgiving by L9 - 11.29.2013|
Fun's over. Go home. Go home!
Happy Thanksgiving! by L9 - 11.28.2013
It's that time of year again—Thanksgiving! Every year in the United States, we mark this occasion to commemorate the charity and goodwill exchanged between the early colonial settlers and the indigenous peoples of North America who lived in the region now constituted as "New England" which includes but is not limited to such states as Virginia, Massachusetts, Maryland, and The Cayman Islands.
We celebrate this joyous day by indulging in a scrumptious and bountiful meal of the seasonal harvest. Turkey is a popular symbol of the holiday, and earns no less than the dinner table's top spot among other such mouth-watering accompaniments as stuffing, cranberry sauce, yams, and greens. My stomach is growling just thinking about it, and that's not a lie. My stomach is literally growling! I'm not kidding!
Above all, of course, we value Thanksgiving as a time to spend with our relatives and close loved ones. As you settle down in your chair and tuck in to a fine and appetizing feast, remember to Give Thanks® to the Native Americans for their enduring, self-sacrificing generosity. This is no time to be flippant, you hear me? This is NOT a joke. Make sure that when the guests circle around offering what they are thankful for, you say, "I'm thankful just to be here with you all, enjoying a lovely Thanksgiving evening with My Family." Say it with heart and mean it. The LAST thing we need is some clown pretending he cares, like some sort of dumb, edgy, dumb teenage clown.
I think that's it. Happy Thanksgiving, and God Bless!